Review Summary: “so you're abusing the website to make troll reviews?”
8 out of 4 thought this review was well written, jk
There is absolutely no reason or sense in reviewing this album. This is a band that everyone knows at this point and if you don’t I hope your musical pie chart goes up in flames because you do not deserve it. You do not deserve Sputnikmusic. Leave. Like I said, we all know this band. But just in case an uneducated person is reading this review for God knows why, this band does instrumental djent, progressive metalcore, mathy wankey ***, whatever you wanna call it. I just call this confusing metal. In fact, the album is so confusing that I had no idea what time signature I was listening to when I danced to it, but dance I did under the moonlit sky.🕺🏻
You gotta admit this *** got rhythm. It’s even tighter than a naked molerat’s pussy. You already know this, but some of you Sputnik whiners are probably only gonna rate this a 3 because it’s been done before. That’s not a very professional attitude cause this *** is epic and I want them to sign my man tits. Waffles have been done before, but they’re always delicious (especially with syrup and whipped cream and blueberries and strawberries and bananas and cinnamon). Case and point. Really cool riffs and hypnotizing drum patterns are still ***ing cool? Wow, who woulda thunk. An entire album full of them? That doesn’t sound like stagnation or mediocrity to me, more like worthy of slamming a beer down to while pillaging the nearest town, minus the murdering children part.
If I was to put on my professional reviewer glasses, I might decide to write a third paragraph, or perhaps thirty paragraphs to explain in due detail exactly why this album exceeds my lofty expectations, but like I said, this review wasn’t needed and I’ve already said much too much and I don’t want to bore you so much that you don’t want to listen to this quite enjoyable album that does indeed meet my lofty expectations obviously. This is good music. I enjoy it as much as any other Animals as Leaders album because after all, all of their albums are exactly the same (although some are better produced like this one). Now that I have properly described this album in immense detail, don’t forget to listen to this album.
But before you do that allow me to leave you with more musical descriptions. There are drums. There are heavy guitars. There is more than one time signature. There is more than one song. That’s pretty cool if you ask me. Conclusion: good album.
Conclusion: cool music.
In summary: I enjoy it.
Was this review well written? Yes.
Conclusion: nice songs.
Was this Review Well Written? Yes | No
Was this Review Well Written? No | No
Was this Review Well Written? Maybe | I think so
Was this Review Well Written? Fuck yes | Obviously
