Review Summary: The average musics for your average ass for you to wipe your ass with.
As far as I’m concerned (and I am very fucking concerned with the state of the Earth), Seether have never been a great band, only concerningly average, with a hit every once in a blue moon. Even when the band turn up the heat, like in songs such as Because Of Me, Can’t Go Wrong, and Burrito (not in this compilation, what a shock), they are soggy, badly cooked burritos. Simply put, Seether have generally forgettable songs which appeal to an incredibly average audience. Their best albums are only slightly less generic, and an obnoxious twenty songs in this album is not going to change anyone’s mind, because no one would sit through this bloated self worship except diehard fanboys and Seether. The album celebrates two decades of a band that have barely stepped on any toes, and when they do they apologize and say, “Don’t hurt me pleeeassee”, content with pushing zero envelopes. Enjoy.
Or don’t enjoy, cause Seether are fucking shit. The hardest riff here is stolen from Nickelback. The best vocals are also stolen from Nickelback, or that other band that also sounds kinda like Nickelback. The best song is the one with Amy Lee cause at the very least it’s not just the singer from Seether. When I hear Seether on the radio I don’t think, “oh hell yeah it’s Seether”, I think, “Shit, it’s Seether. Oh well, I guess the song is sort of catchy and that’s about it and now I will listen to better music that is not from Seether to cleanse my immaculate palette”. Conclusion: shit fucking shit found in this conglomeration of vomitous shit stains.