Review Summary: … no.
Problems with this *** stain:
• In conclusion, the entire album is one riff. ONE ***ING RIFF. One *** wank is not enough to satisfy most men, 9/10 doctors agree. It can be quite depressing actually, especially with tears involved. This is their attempt at metal, spanking with the force of a dryed up sponge. That’s not the only thing that drys up after listening to this, for if Sputnikers are plants, the water here is acidic. Probably my best comparison ikr.
• It barely even sounds like pig squeals. It sounds more like someone vomiting in a distant Ravioli can in space. As you might imagine, the sound is as unintelligent as farts that are not well seasoned or a conversation with Trudeau or Trump about their favourite quilts. More specifically, it sounds like dog ***, but without the RIFFS. If you think this sounds nice your opinions may need to be filtered from now on, and you’ll probably get banned tbh.
• The production is an L. The drums sound like St. Anger but stupid. This is 2022 goddammit, this sounds worse than music itself. But instead of noting their bad behaviour and putting on dunce caps they inserted rank farts in this album but no apology letter which is ***ing stupid - what’s the point in that? Goddamnit Johnny this band is dumb, we need a firey quip from you!
I end with a poem:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate this death metal album and you will too
