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User
Reviews 19
Approval 96%
Soundoffs 28
News Articles 50
Band Edits + Tags 50
Album Edits 99
Album Ratings 1155
Objectivity 79%
Last Active 06-04-21 11:44 am
Joined 09-04-08
Review Comments 9,010
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 | TheSpirit I am! Surprisingly, haha. Not as much as I used to be, but still a few times a week. Just passing by?
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 | Kakz Derpppppppppppp pitor
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 | Deviant. Well first off: http://bitshare.com/files/e8yij4wc/Burial-Street.Halo.Kindred.BRC320.2012-P2P_pass_mp3total.com.rar.html
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| Deviant. Suck it up and deal with it dude. Good to see you around again though
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| Deviant. I think you'll find, that much like yourself, you can never really leave this site. Everyone is mostly still around, just they post with less frequency
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 | MO Deus Ex is beast dude.
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 | SlightlyEpic new Cave In is good, yeah. been sort of in a musical slump lately, nothing's really been grabbing my interest outside of the same old s*** I always listen to.
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| SlightlyEpic studying mostly. it's a pain but just under a month of it left to go. joy. what's new in the world of PHANTOM?
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| SlightlyEpic come over and cuddle we can watch your favourite movies :33
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| SlightlyEpic god ****ing damnit phantom i thought we had something there for a second or a month or year but I guess not huh you had to throw it back in my face well FINE mister i do okay without you anyway right here all alone bummed out by myself
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 | kanecooper in terms of internet i was dead for a while
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 | qwe3 dont understaaaaaaaaaaaaand why
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| kanecooper alex dunning accept me on last fm please so we can be reunited
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| SlightlyEpic PHANTOM. Just popped the biggest boner when I saw your username. How the **** have you been?
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 | Curse. I agree with jingle and ShadowRemains. When I first saw those puppies in Firefly I knew I wanted to marry her
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 | ShadowRemains christina hendricks has orgasmic breasts...never could a statement be more true...
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| SlightlyEpic hehehehe i climaxed all up in your hair sorry if it's all sticky :x
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 | Metalstyles k, I can definitely understand that. Still, it'd be cool to have you around
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| qwe3 sup dude hows it hanging. missed you brobrobro
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| qwe3 ahm yo nayber on 2 accounts o btw listen to recovery
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| Metalstyles Thanks man. Yea when I first joined I pretty much wrote like s*** haha (I will forever leave up my finest work of art, also know as the Dope - Group Therapy review lol), but with time comes skill. I kept working hard on the reviews, and as seen, am now harvesting the benefits. I think me becoming a contributor just goes to show that anyone with some talent and will can make it.
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 | Rembrandt my next review will be backdropped by a hypothetical battle between Krang and Jesus
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| SlightlyEpic my best friend in the whole world maded it for me ^_^
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 | SeaAnemone ugh I went on a rant the other day about it to some user I forget. I hate sounding like a site veteran but it feels like Sputnik's far past its peak
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| SeaAnemone haha well I can't tell if THAT is serious either : ( ... but anyway, I never said I have a problem with people making LISTS like fb/myspace (which, I would argue my list is really incomparable to the one I complained about)... but rather I was complaining about users using the SITE like fb. but yea sorry if you were kidding, I have to be extra defensive these days now that people hate me :(
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| SeaAnemone lol you weren't serious in that comment on my list were you?
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 | SrightryEpic You and i we're not like other people, we can sense things other people can't. Well, i think the time to tell you has come, my son. We're illuminati reptilians, doesn't it all fall into place now?
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| SrightryEpic EXACTLY only you understand me here my one true friend in the whole wide world nobody else GETS IT they feed you their filth in the form of coffee from a christian coffee shop and try to convert you to worship their false gods BUT WE CAN SEE PAST IT today is a monumental day my friend today is the day I divulge to you some information
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| SrightryEpic well what kind of self respecting aryan male drinks a liquid the colour of poop?
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| SrightryEpic ummmm yes would you like some coffee with that?
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 | jingledeath niceeee i wish i could order albums, sucks to be where i am ughhhgh
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| jingledeath yup yup solid stuff so manyy rifffffffsss how are you liking it?
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| SrightryEpic i would do absolutely unspeakable things to her sdklfj unffff
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| SrightryEpic yes i d all my porn since even clothed pictures of her are better than anything else ever
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| qwe3 stoned as **** listening to kid cudi. tis a good state im in. you?
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 | ninjuice If I don't wanna pay to watch something I always find it in at least one foreign language, and now I won't have any idea what's going on!. After Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus I decided Shark Attack 3, Troll 2 and the Leprechaun movies were must-see, but they're seemingly hard to find for free on the internets.
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| qwe3 ahahahahahahaha makes me larf
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| qwe3 lol you don't like bulldog aye
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| ninjuice I literally just found Troll 2 en espanol.OH DIOS MIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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 | EyesWideShut if you got some time you should check out the S/T by Punch. Shizz too good..
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| EyesWideShut Black Ships rule dude, nice review to. Check out this blog if your still diging any Hardcore bruh http://toxicbreedsfunhouse.blogspot.com/
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| SrightryEpic i'm down with that wasn't it what elder brent was fapping over earlier
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| qwe3 awesome dude, portrait's is one of my new favourite screamo albums. it's so good
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| qwe3 yeah haha. musics bad. duuude 4 posts on mah blog in like 10 hrs orgh im back into it now
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| qwe3 yeah thats the guy. ugh album annoyed me so much
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| SrightryEpic you don't even know i vavavampire so hard i'll suck your blood so you can't even get a boner hahahahah sux for you
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| qwe3 fag face. dont tell me you like jonsi
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| qwe3 urgh IM ****ING HUNGRY ;ajbna;jba;j phant you suck.
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| qwe3 dude ice lolly omg im so hungry : ( but its 2 am and i dont feel like going all the way to the kebab shop. so hungry. s***. listen to fag island and eat a zoom you ****er
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| qwe3 supsupsup phant
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| jingledeath i'm too lazy to go over to the forums :P and yeah i had a presentation last week which i didn't know about so i missed it which sucks but i can't wait for the holidays man, gonna slay some bitches (not really), blast some dm (**** yeaa) and hope this heat doesn't kill me.
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| jingledeath i've been alright brewksi just busy with uni and what not but i'm almost done with this semester which is great. whatcha been up to? and i'm on quite a lot but i just don't comment as much because of all the gay i see on here lately.
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| qwe3 yeah voice is kinda WHAT but like hey his lyrics/songwriting/phrasing is all amazing so yeah. cool s***.
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| qwe3 nicenicenice been on break for a bit but back at uni now. had a coupla huge nights and my wallet is very thin now. did you listen to Tallest Man On Earth?
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| qwe3 nmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmu
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| SrightryEpic i'm still raging every single day i'm raging rrrrrrrr
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| SrightryEpic thnx bro I got pretty good at cover-ups after hiding so many bodies
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| qwe3 niiice mums have their uses
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| qwe3 waaaah howd you get it free? it's awesome, the opening scene blew me away. it doesn't flow too well sometimes, like it's a bunch of insanely good set pieces strung together. rules though
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| qwe3 indeed it does.
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| qwe3 soup phant. dude i had 28 rum and cokes on tuesday, in about 70 mins...then yesterday I woke up under my bed with underpants on my head and my desk fan on its side fanning me.
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 | bloc Lol, you and what army? Gonna get your "fail squad" to come after me?
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| SrightryEpic give it time maybe if you give it enough time I'll be dead and gone and then you can live happily ever after in your little dream world
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| SrightryEpic that was from my girlfriend to send to you I was mad pissed at the time though so I didn't but I figured I would send it now :x
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| SrightryEpic http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l04616ON711qzh597o1_400.jpg OKAY?
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| SrightryEpic don't tell me what I can and can't do MAN I'll **** your s*** up ten ways into the next millenium and then the one after that I'll **** you at the speed of death so your butthole becomes a vagina which becomes a black hole so you implode in on yourself and stop existing altogether bro
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| SrightryEpic never said I wasn't bro never I said I wasn't large bundle of sticks
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| qwe3 oh thats ok then :) yeah same uni's screwing me over. so much reading to do.
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| qwe3 me ****ong qweeeeen? wtf phant bro
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| SrightryEpic i knew i could count on you baby i've been thinking a lot lately...
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| SrightryEpic ok thanks i know you really care about me you wouldn't do anything to hurt me right?
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| SrightryEpic i mean if it amounts i'm not saying it will just remember to be gentle with me i'm delicate i break easy, ok babe?
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| SrightryEpic well i mean that's okay with me i think, so i guess it's a date? :3
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| SrightryEpic i hear it's a bunch of disabled people buy me lunch and we can watch and trip some up maybe :x
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| bloc You must, believe me. One of the greatest things I've ever eaten.
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| bloc Pretty good rite? Have you tried shawarmas?
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| bloc Typical Phantom, not making any sense...
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 | Athom the music totally makes up for the s***ty band name
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 | 8bit Whats the name of the group in that avatar picture of yours? I see it all over the place and I have no idea who they are.
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 | Transient have no idea where it's from haha, downloaded some wallpapers off a friend and it was one of the high def ones and it looked awesome so i started using it as an avatar
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| bloc Also forgot to add Diffuzion - Bodycode. Not a problem my friend, some are not EXACTLY like Unter, but you can hear some similarities.
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| bloc Stray - Abuse by Proxy, Accessory - Titan, Aesthetic Perfection - Close to Human, Suicide Commando - Implements of Hell, Empty - Empty EP, Grendel - Inhumane Amusement, Kriminal Minds - Resistance Against, Red Cell - Hybrid Society, Solitary Experiments - Mind Over Matter, Assemblage 23 - Failure, Assemblage 23 - Meta
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| bloc I knew you'd come crawling back...Gimme a sec, let me create the list.
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| qwe3 yeah i can totally see someone not liking slumdog too. sunshines prob my fave boyle movie. i'm probably one of the few who liked the ending scenes (crazy dude chasing them etc)
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| qwe3 slumdog was alright but sunshine and 28days def owns it
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| bloc u jus jerrus cuz u cant do teh swee- er i mean teh jokez
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| bloc I think I can assume there is a count of one there too. OH s*** YOU'RE DONE. GAME OVER. CHECKMATE SON.
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| bloc I only count one ball, dummy. OHSHI- OWNED.
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| bloc Sweet avatar, very nice looking ball.
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| bloc Sup Elephantom, that's old news.
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| bloc Ha, so far I know three exist. Still looking for that fourth.
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| bloc What's happening, what I miss?
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| qwe3 yoyoyo check out my blog. its so sexy looking now
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| qwe3 phantom is phantom
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 | TMobotron Yeah he's a pretty unique and talented guy. I don't think anyone captures that mood as well as he does.
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| bloc Can't say that word on this site, nor two others I know of.
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| bloc De-leted what? I dunno what you mean.
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| bloc I'll remember that next time Phanny
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| bloc mmm, I saw that. You are indeed one behemoth looking mutha...and a doctor as well, huh? This man's got it all.
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 | Zoo i don't know if you've checked out any older crust, but Amebix and Axegrinder would definitely be good bands to look into and for newer stuff: After the Bombs and Instinct of Survival
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| Zoo you checked out Hellshock, right on brotha
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| bloc I was thinking the same thing. And how are they going to pull of mustaches? Hopefully this won't be a terrible letdown.
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| bloc Hey you were right! Pegg and Frost are going to be Thompson and Thomson in the movie.
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| Athom ://www.teasearecords.net/wuvsbeatles.cfm you'll love this
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 | Wizard What other albums come with that 3cd bundle for Songs of Love because I'm pretty sure that album is sold by itself. I would get the Pure/ Cold World/ Slavestate bundle because it's a good place to start with this band and it's three albums for the price of one. Warning though, Slavestate is bunch of demos and remixes of older tunes compiled into one, still good though. If you enjoy those albums, go for Hymns, Streetcleaner, and Selfless which are all amazing albums too.
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| Metalstyles Now I'll only write rock reviews from now on if this pool goes through. I WILL BE THE ONE TO SAVE ITS GRACE IN SPUTNIK
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| Metalstyles but can't you see how devastating it would be for rock :(?
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| Metalstyles Alex you bastard, you voted yes on the "merge rock with metal?" poll :D
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| bloc shake shake shake! shake shake shake! shake yo bootay! shake yo booooootay!
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| bloc yikes! FOCKIN BOWING DOWN.
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| bloc no, you FOCKIN BOW DOWN
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| qwe3 oh righty, well thankyah sir
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| qwe3 check out my blog son
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| bloc you know it son
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| bloc what are you talking about?!
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| bloc looks like we got Spielberg directing
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 | Progmaster85 I actually like some grind, I do enjoy the Red Chord now and then, but what Pig Destroyer album should I get?
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| bloc Simon Pegg is Tintin?
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| bloc you know i know. Tintin movie coming out, prolly be crap.
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| bloc it's useless man! i don't know why i'd ever go on it.
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| Wizard I bought 's*** Fun' yesterday hahahaha. Listening to it now, sounds good but not great.
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| Wizard I saw that Autopsy album in a store in Toronto, Ontario. Going there this weekend and I will most likely pick it up. I love novelty s*** (no pun intended) like that. Hence why I own DoomThrones only album because it's so bad that it makes it almost cultish in a way. Same with albums that have people chewing on chunky pieces of s*** hahaha.
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| Wizard I've wanted to hear that Autopsy album but I'm a little hesitant. Couldn't be that bad?
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| jingledeath they're nothing compared to those beef chops on the guy from the Hefty Fine cover
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| Wizard You should check out the Autopsy album with the cover of a guy eating s***.
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| Wizard Your avatar for the album "Severed Survival" rules!
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 | Blindsided Btw go to www.beholdermedia.com and check out the Doomtree Blowout review along with an interview with the group from their show that I covered.
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| Blindsided Dessa's new album is coming out in Jan. check out Doomtree.net for details.
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| SlightlyEpic yeah just post them one after the other - I wouldn't bother with the album covers. Oh and what would you say your 5 favourite bands are so I can put it into the 'staff' section?
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| SlightlyEpic awesome, I've invited you, good to have you on the team haha. And nope no limit, feel free to post whatever takes your fancy
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| SlightlyEpic that would be sweet, I'm cool with that since you have awesome taste. yeah the hotmail address would work fine so long as it's attached to a google account haha. awesome.
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 | cirq i think? youd have to ask slightlyepic cuz i dont remember what i did to make an account
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 | FadeToBlack definitley pick up Hammerheart then, it's like Blood Fire Death but more epic and without the fast black metal bits
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 | jagride yeah thats true, she looks awesome in those. i'm thinking its time to change my picture to something repulsive though
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| Metalstyles hey man. nm here. Haven't really been regularly on sputnik either. On weekends yes, but during the week I've had other thigns to do. Couldn't really say the other things are all joy joy joy though. The only fun activity left is to go out and drink with my friends. And even that's a bit complicated because of school. Sup with you?
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| cirq just did. there's 39 of you guys haha
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| Blindsided Also Sims is releasing a limited 7" I think and that might be at the Blowout as well so I'll let you know next Saturday after it is over.
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| Blindsided Check out the new Doomtree song, you can get it from their website. Also they are releasing another False Hopes for their Blowout V here in MN so pre-order that s***!
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| cirq What's your fb my friend?
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| jingledeath ://seamenthemusical.com/db3/00207/seamenthemusical.com/_uimages/Seamen-4Sailors-pic2.jpg
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 | maqwep and vice versa ofcourse
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 | Phantom cause right on sputnik you have to have everything rated to have listened to it or else you are a liar and a fraud and a big fat phony and not a true cult death dude who never forgets to rate the multitude of albums he's heard its an awesome logic isnt it
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| Phantom I DONT REALLY LIKE PESTILENCE I JUST HAVE THEM AS MY AVATAR TO LOOK COOL
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