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| 0.0 | NBA | September 27th 16 |
"My friend told me that I'd rather shove an entire cactus down my urethra whilst being pleasured by my gay cousin than listen to this pile of horsedung again"
your friend just admitted they are gay, let them know you support them. Thanks to Cory Feldman for allowing this person to finally be open about themselves.
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| 1.0 awful | resident sputbirb with fancy hat | September 27th 16 |
I WAS WALKIN.... WALKIN DOWN THE STEEETS.... MY HEART WAS HURTIIIIN.... THINKIN ABOUT MY NIIEEEEEECE...
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| 1.0 awful | Ben STAFF | September 27th 16 |
This record will redefine what the rating 1 means to you.
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| 1.0 awful | smitwil15 | September 18th 16 |
I had never heard an album that made me want to kill myself before but I guess there's a first time for everything.
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| 5.0 classic | helti | September 27th 16 |
My friend told me thatr"I'd rather shove an entire cactus down my urethra whilst being pleasured by my gay cousin than rlisten to this pile of horsedung again"rEdit: I already knew he was gay
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| 1.0 awful | Hurricanslash | September 27th 16 |
I thought people were exaggerating. Like, I really thought that people were just throwing a hissyfit because this is such an easy target. But no. Like, this is one of the most embarrassing and painful albums I ever had the pleasure of sitting through. The production values are insultingly bad, the songwriting is non-existent, there is this whole good/evil dynamic going through the album that leads nowhere, Coreys voice is unlistenable and the lyrics...by god. Lickety Splickety indeed.
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| 1.0 awful | EasterInTheBatcave | October 18th 16 |
An utterly baffling dual disc release from '80s child actor phenom Corey Feldman. This is bad in every sense of the word; one of the very few albums I've heard where nothing it attempts works. It's largely Michael Jackson-ripoff pop, but there's also hilariously awful vocal jazz ("We Wanted Change"), bizarre nu-metal distorted guitar overtop hip-hop beats and wah funk ("Negativity"), and... well, a lot more awful crap you should listen to only listen to if you want a hearty laugh.
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| 1.0 awful | ChaoticVortex | September 27th 16 |
Wow. I mean just wow. I thought this is a fake or a joke album, but no it's real. But even so, it's not really an album more like a 90 minute long musical abhorrence, with songwriting, production and lyrics so bad and cringe-inducing that it's physically painful to listen to. I swear I bursted into an uncontrollable fit of hysterical laughter at least several times. Truly defies all logic and common sense.
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| 1.0 awful | JigglyPDiddy | September 27th 16 |
This is quite possibly THE worst record that has graced the Earth. It's unholy and has the essence of an anal tumor. It is THAT bad. The Working Class Hero cover is just disgustingly awful. The fucking horns. Fred fucking Durst. STOP BEING FEATURED IN AWFUL SHIT, SNOOP. Why does this exist? Why?
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| 1.0 awful | crankstrap | December 20th 20 |
This album is proof that bad is good, white is black, and up is down, that human culture is an ontological ouroboros of meaninglessness.
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| 1.0 awful | buttgrinder | March 14th 19 |
Listening to this has taken about 10-15 years off the end of my life. And WHY is it so FUCKING
long.
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| 1.0 awful | NewBallistics | October 27th 16 |
I own this on CD. No, I bought it from a discount music shop.
I wanna be the guy who says, "I remember when Corey Feldman tried to start an all-girl sex cult".
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| 1.0 awful | user user | September 30th 16 |
I've decided that I'm not gonna get married until gay people can get married, cause I'm gay
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| 0.0 | Scoot | September 27th 16 |
goonies never say die!
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| 1.0 awful | Erwann S. STAFF | August 31st 22 |
A fucking mess of an album that tries to conjure so many things at once that it magnificently fails. Lyrics, vocal delivery, mixing, the genres he's tried to mesh together, how epic it tries to be, basically everything is so off the book it becomes an out-of-body experience. Bravo Corey, you tried, and I can only respect ya for that. 1.2
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| 5.0 classic | Mitch | February 25th 22 |
Iconic
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| 1.0 awful | BenT | February 25th 22 |
This is what people in hell have to listen to everyday.
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| 1.0 awful | XSebbyMcMuffinX | August 24th 21 |
"This goes out to. To all the people. Who keep putting me down. See, you don't know me. So leave it alone." You tell 'em, Corey!
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| 1.0 awful | GoldenGuy444 | April 28th 19 |
Here is the thing. This album in its current state is godawful, one of the worst released by a known artist. But at the same time, some of the ideas here aren't all that bad. Penultimate track 'Mercy' shows that there is indeed a catchy hook buried beneath the awful production and awful vocals. And that goes too the same for a few of the tracks. Most of the tracks are cliche, but if they were performed my competent artists then MAYBE they would be atleast a solid mainstream pop diversion. As it stands, this album is unlistenable.
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| 0.0 | George Browne | April 16th 19 |
The Trout Mask Replica of pop music. Or something like that
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| 0.0 | ZIG | August 2nd 18 |
piece of shit
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| 1.0 awful | sugarcubes | December 9th 17 |
I almost gave it a 1.5 but who the fuck would want to sit through two whole discs of this?
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| 1.0 awful | Next | September 14th 17 |
Call him Corey Weldman when he in tha studio constructin his beatz
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| 1.0 awful | SquidPunk | April 26th 17 |
We Wanted Change made me laugh so hard I knocked over my Mountain Dew. That's the most positive thing I can possibly say about this "experiment".
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| 1.0 awful | cloakanddagger | December 28th 16 |
What in God's green earth is this unclean, sinful ocean of piss.
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| 2.0 poor | SuperShiranui | December 22nd 16 |
I was too amused by Feldman's earnestness to create a grand double album and I was in hysterics throughout most of it, so I can't say that it was "teh worst music ive ever heard" or that "it made me wanna die". But this is a truly abysmal album that just ruins every genre it tries to emulate, so I have to give it the lowest possible rating. Music like this should not exist.redit: nah this is pretty funny
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| 1.5 very poor | dihstyle69 | November 11th 16 |
at least you can get some good laughs outta this shit, right? 1.5
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| 1.0 awful | SmileNerd | November 11th 16 |
Not only the worst album you'll hear this year, but the worst you'll hear all your life.
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| 1.0 awful | iGuter | October 2nd 16 |
I want it...too stop. Please, put me out of my misery.
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| 1.0 awful | furyroad97 | September 28th 16 |
If I was ever gonna hear an album worse than BOTDF or Graveyard Classics this year--
Oh wait, just found it.
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| 1.0 awful | uziclip | December 30th 23 |
| 1.0 awful | stevep | August 24th 23 |
| 1.0 awful | MvdW | October 14th 22 |
| 1.0 awful | Djokoll | September 14th 22 |
| 1.0 awful | Oatus | May 18th 22 |
| 1.0 awful | toim0 | February 12th 22 |
| 1.0 awful | chayka | September 25th 21 |
| 1.0 awful | Veldin | August 3rd 21 |
| 1.0 awful | KOZAKY | March 3rd 21 |
| 5.0 classic | ian b | February 25th 21 |
| 1.0 awful | Mike | November 26th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Ronike | October 15th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | eureka | August 4th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Suyan | July 1st 20 |
| 1.0 awful | RMHQ | April 22nd 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | vult | March 20th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Santet | June 21st 19 |
| 1.0 awful | BoiBoi | March 26th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Martvyk | December 16th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | dunnope | November 20th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Votex | March 23rd 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Noobl | February 13th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | j008 | January 18th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | TheCynic | December 10th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Djang0 | December 10th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Fabio | November 30th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | gilly | November 13th 17 |
| 2.5 average | Ewgads | October 21st 17 |
| 1.0 awful | etK | August 27th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | clavier EMERITUS | August 26th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | BigHans | August 25th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | JJKeys | August 23rd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | BoJean | August 3rd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Scuro EMERITUS | July 31st 17 |
| 1.0 awful | YeeHaw | July 12th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Soyn | June 26th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | r68saga | April 23rd 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Pho3nix | February 25th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Corney | February 23rd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | jsaf7 | February 14th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Nights | February 8th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Runeii | January 27th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | olimar | January 26th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | A.R.O. STAFF | January 15th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Atomz | January 10th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Snide | January 5th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Nikolas | December 25th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | ian b. | December 22nd 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Zyphode | December 20th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Quarl4 | December 18th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | C. Deez | December 14th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | tycobb | December 9th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | tellah | December 1st 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Jade | November 8th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Kronzo | October 18th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | maxer | October 11th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | bmelt CONTRIBUTOR | October 3rd 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Henry | September 30th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | jtswope | September 29th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | "Tab" | September 29th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Thor | September 29th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | Wolfe | September 28th 16 |
| 3.5 great | tyler | September 28th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | bnyby | September 28th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Eons | September 27th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | Dizchu | September 27th 16 |
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