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| 4.5 superb | Toondude | September 8th 17 |
dare I say, this band is better than anything that Muse as ever done.
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| 0.0 | RodgerDodger | September 14th 17 |
Dear Cuthbert,
It has been a long and troubling summer. I wish that I could divulge the frivolous accounts of numerous romantic
trysts, but my hunger remains unsatiated, nay worse, it grows and grows. My libido has been left fallow too long.
As I write my heart is heavy, and swollen, and when expanded to its full girth, as you know too well, it pulses and
it aches. Oh how it aches...positively vulgar!
You know that usually your dear Rodger would not trouble you with all this whingeing, you are no doubt
surrounded by young flesh in those city haunts we loved to frequent all those summers ago...I should never have
left! What a fool am I! I digress, my reason for writing you in the middle of the night is a most wondrous discovery.
A document of vigour, and of youth, has dropped into my welcoming lap a mere thirteen hours ago. It's positively
indecent!
A quintet of minstrels no less, all possessed of the vocal chords of angels and the firm bodies of weather baked
sailors. A truly bounteous concoction and the final stinger to my heart? They have assumed the titles of 'The
Nothing Butt Thieves' and in the process have stolen my heart, though of course I would have given it freely.
The music, how do I paint for you a picture of this angelic cacophony of sound?
Well, for my part, I will try.
They sound a bit like Jeff Buckley meets Muse meets Royal Blood. Also there's an embarrassing white boy rap to
rival Ed Sheeran.
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| 4.0 excellent | Asura14 | April 9th 20 |
Lots of talent as well as visible growth since the last release. The writing is definitely the weakest point here most of the time but even that has its good moments.
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| 4.0 excellent | Groundking | September 11th 17 |
The first 5 songs on here are so so good. Think there's a good chance this will grow on me too.
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| 3.5 great | Blazer223 | September 11th 21 |
Detailed Rating: 7.5rBest Songs: Amsterdam, Sorry, Reset Me, Get Better
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| 3.0 good | ellagos | September 17th 17 |
These guys have so much raw talent but so little in the way of inspiration
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| 4.0 excellent | cageofman | September 13th 17 |
Great album. Annoyed two of the best tracks are bonus tracks on the deluxe only. Technically not part of this album.
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| 3.0 good | Sarah | October 10th 24 |
| 3.0 good | doofy | January 9th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Chapo | July 3rd 23 |
| 3.5 great | KManoc1 | December 16th 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | Nagrarok | September 13th 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | Zalr | April 1st 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | sicrvat | October 31st 21 |
| 3.5 great | BoerK | October 18th 21 |
| 4.5 superb | Merv | August 18th 21 |
| 3.0 good | Lassie | March 18th 21 |
| 3.5 great | Alex C. | November 24th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | Sowing STAFF | October 23rd 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | Nymox | October 23rd 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Prole | July 8th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | Lacking | April 12th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | Sly4evr | February 29th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | dan1801 | October 18th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | Amir | August 21st 19 |
| 3.5 great | ATTA | July 16th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | Josh | June 29th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | josh | June 10th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | ughemo | April 22nd 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | Josh | February 24th 19 |
| 4.5 superb | MAN0 | December 5th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | JoExo | October 26th 18 |
| 2.5 average | dunnope | September 23rd 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Pipolaye | September 4th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | ARTV | June 23rd 18 |
| 3.5 great | Coast | May 1st 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | VanPelt | March 12th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Apollo | February 13th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | Nakkun | January 3rd 18 |
| 3.5 great | alsid | December 28th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | gilly | December 20th 17 |
| 2.5 average | Gueero | November 25th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | progsun | October 27th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Lucman | October 24th 17 |
| 3.0 good | tef | October 18th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Nevia | October 14th 17 |
| 3.0 good | jmh886 | October 5th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | ACVPV | October 2nd 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | Tido | September 28th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | blob64 | September 27th 17 |
| 3.0 good | Trey STAFF | September 26th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Habarug | September 20th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Srglvrz | September 17th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Hyndez | September 17th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | UFO | September 15th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Dan H. EMERITUS | September 13th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | rob23 | September 12th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | Tasty | September 11th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | willzor | September 11th 17 |
| 3.5 great | NBA | September 11th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | Lalka | September 10th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Mojito | September 10th 17 |
| 3.5 great | jsaf7 | September 10th 17 |
| 3.5 great | cm7com | September 9th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | Nonhope5 | September 9th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | jesper STAFF | September 9th 17 |
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