Zao   Parade of Chaos
3.5
great
Ranking: #133 for 2002

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0.0 Hawks | February 13th 12

Pharoh makes list saying he's only heard one Zao song, Pharohs d-e-l-e-t-e-s list, Pharoh 5's the album two hours later. And if he responds to this, it'll be something like "blah blah blah Hawks you like Motionless in White blah blah blah I'm Pharoh and I'm a big retard and I have shitty taste and pretend to like good albums blah blah blah."

4 Bumps | Bump

4.0 excellentFearThyEvil | February 13th 12

Pharoh shutup, you're hands down one of the worst users to ever fucking be a part of this site. Just keep pretending you like good music.

1 Bumps | Bump

0.0 silentpotato | February 13th 12

zao is gay, pharoh is gay, hawks is gay but in the good way. hawks is only butthurt cuz i just had sex with him. but pharoh on the other hand, pharoh is gay.

1 Bumps | Bump

0.0 Colonnade (from AOTY.org) | April 15th 21

66/100.

Bump

0.0 Motiv3 | April 6th 12

User pretending to like good music, whats new. Can't say if this is good music though as i havent heard it.

Bump

3.5 greatJokineAugustus | April 6th 12

Pretty good Zao. This, Self Titled, and The Fear were definitely their most experimental.

Bump

5.0 classicPharoh | February 13th 12

all the songs are amazing, not one bad song. Hawks is sooooo butthurt

Bump

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