Justin Timberlake   Everything I Thought It Was
2.4
average
Release Date: 2024
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2.5 averageghostalgeist | March 15th 24

JT needs to stop pretending he's black

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2.3 averageErwann S. STAFF | March 18th 24

wo another unnecessarily overlong and shallow pop record what a surprise

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2.5 averageMatty CONTRIBUTOR | March 15th 24

Alright here's the thing: It's better than Man of the Woods by a longshot but that's not really
saying much. The pervading issue is how bloated this is and how inconsistent it is. You may have a
couple solid, sensual tracks in a row and then get a total stinker. The first single, the track
featuring NSYNC (Ha) and Sanctified are easily the best tracks here. Some serious trimming of fat
would be necessary to make this a palatable listen for me.


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4.0 excellentiamSeraph | March 15th 24

Leaving Man of the Woods in the dust, JT finally comes back to the heights of The 2020 Experience. A sexy, laid-back, and surprisingly self-aware record dealing with regret and mistakes regarding women. The oldest topic in the book, I know, but at least he shows some sense of repentance, which takes balls and is appreciated. He's still got the vocal chops of a generation and in the tracks where he isn't using autotune to pander to the modernity of the radio scene, he shows them big time. Kudos Justin, you crazy bastard - you turned it around.

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2.5 averageiGuter | March 16th 24

Surface, but better than Man in the Woods in every way. The grooves do hit (most of the time); some noticeable tracks could?ve been cut and the better tracks could?ve had the 2 to 3 minute outros like in the 20/20. It?s a mix bag also when it comes to his delivery of some of his lyrics that pale in comparison to his older material (in terms of how he sells sexy). To me, this was enjoyable enough; but, I wanted something more thought out and interesting. There are so many artists who take this approach and have improved on it. JT still lives in the world he wants to live in.

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3.5 greattmagistrelli | March 16th 24

You have a near perfect pop record if you cut 3-4 tracks. As it stands, this is an elite return to form.

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2.5 averageglorybox94 | April 19th 24
3.0 goodkarlulol | April 16th 24
2.5 averageXXMurdaBeatzXX | April 12th 24
2.5 averageBrandon Taylor | April 8th 24
3.0 goodNickLizard49 | April 7th 24
1.0 awfulTheManMachine | April 4th 24
2.5 averagepitchforkrates | April 4th 24
3.5 greatThor | April 1st 24
2.5 averagewillyumz11 | April 1st 24
1.5 very poorbreadisdead | March 28th 24
4.0 excellentCaliggyJack | March 26th 24
2.0 poorpengui | March 24th 24
2.0 poortheneedledrop | March 23rd 24
2.0 poorTigermilk | March 23rd 24
1.5 very poorBrian Meeth | March 22nd 24
2.0 poortheTourist | March 21st 24
2.2 poorBenjamin Jack STAFF | March 20th 24
2.0 poorArtBox | March 19th 24
1.5 very poorMr Snrub | March 19th 24
1.0 awfulStormy Smiley Face | March 19th 24
2.0 poorBlackFugazi | March 18th 24
2.0 poorXhoven | March 18th 24
3.5 greattruekebabpower | March 18th 24
1.5 very poorMike Kaplan STAFF | March 18th 24
3.0 goodZoinkiez | March 17th 24
2.5 averageHanders | March 17th 24
1.5 very poorEl Olam | March 17th 24
3.0 goodPistolPete | March 16th 24
4.0 excellentmrewest | March 16th 24
2.0 poorbrandiw316 | March 16th 24
1.0 awfulNolan D. | March 16th 24
2.0 poorSowing STAFF | March 16th 24
2.0 poorSimon K. STAFF | March 16th 24
1.5 very poorDakota West Foss STAFF | March 15th 24
2.5 averageTheTylerOrr | March 15th 24
3.5 greatYankeeDudel | March 15th 24
2.4 averageBrendan Schroer STAFF | March 15th 24
1.5 very poorjtswope | March 15th 24
3.0 goodif pole dancing\'s an art you know how many fuckin artists i know | March 14th 24
3.0 goodGrande challenges, with an almost Swiftian level of defiance and hostility. | March 14th 24
4.0 excellentbeachdude | March 14th 24

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