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Energy drinks, ranked.

I've been on (unhealthy) energy drink kick lately and i've noticed that over the past couple of years I have had a rather absurd variety of energy drinks, probably 30 different flavors or more. So here's a list of shit that is BOMB (for my heart, of course ;))
1Wovenhand
Mosaic


Black Mamba Venom-Shit's legit a dollar, tastes pretty damn good, and for some reason works better than literally any energy drink i've had.
2Vektor
Black Future


Rockstar Sour-My love for straight-up rockstar has waned a bit over time, but this shit is legit probably still my favorite energy drink (only beaten by Venom because 2.50 vs 1.00$).
3Obliteration
Black Death Horizon


Blueberry Redbull-Ok, THIS is my real favorite energy drink, but redbull is expensive as tits so fuck them.
4Exuma
Exuma


Organic lime/whatever else it is Amp-Tried this really recently, can confirm it's bomb albeit a bit pricey.
5O'Brother
Disillusion


Nos-Good. Comes in giant cans. Isn't original monster.
6Primordial
Exile Amongst the Ruins


Original rockstar-If this came in giant cans it would own Nos but it doesn't so fuck me. Btw new Primordial owns, check it dweebs.
7Down
NOLA


Black cherry-Hi-Ball- Ok, this shit is very good but I ain't paying 3.50 a can unless I can realllly afford it.
8Kalmah
Swampsong


Duff-Same deal but it's an even smaller can for the same price. For birthdays, graduations dates, and weddings only.
9In Flames
Come Clarity


Original Redbull- I used to be oddly against Redbull, lamenting over how stupidly pricey it was. I still think that's fairly true but it's good enough that rarely I still feel in the mood for it.
10AngelMaker
Dissentient


White Monster-this is...kind of good? Infinitely better than it's sad, sad predecessor, green monster. Ugh.
11Breakdown of Sanity
Perception


Green monster (aka original)-ugh
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