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5.0 classic
James Ferraro Live at Primavera Sound 2012
This piece is the epitome of life. Completely and utterly transcendental. James Ferraro might have accidentally created such a piece, since this was mostly just him messing with a loop, synth, and samples, yet somehow the simple improvisation and hypnotic repetition just evoke something spiritual, feeling which climaxes when James introduces the most abrupt but most effective break I've heard. There is nothing, but everything.
Meshuggah I
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve
tirestires shadowdog
fuck it, cumburger and one of the best albums ever.
Widdly 2 Diddly LISA: The Painful Original Soundtrack
The only reason my score is so high for this OST is because of "Work Harder".

4.5 superb
Acid Bath When the Kite String Pops
I dare you to rate this album less than 3.5. Come on, I dare you!
Artillery By Inheritance
A crown jewel of 1990's technical thrash, complete with excellent melodic work, sick ass riffs, a gnarly bass, amazing drumming, and cristalline production as the cherry on top. Anyone getting into thrash needs to hear this instead of dogshit like Xentrix.
Coroner Mental Vortex
Das Racist Sit Down, Man
Death Grips The Money Store
Death Grips No Love Deep Web
Exhorder Slaughter in the Vatican
Gorguts Obscura
Invocator Weave The Apocalypse
Meshuggah Nothing
Meshuggah Chaosphere
Everything on here bloody bangs, but the "Elastic" outro was completely unnecessary, and there is an audible downgrade in production.

4.0 excellent
Anata Under a Stone With No Inscription
Buckethead Colma
And before I thought I'd never love acoustic guitars...
Burial Untrue
Burial Kindred
Wait Burial is an electronic music god? No wayyyyyyyyy dude... Might be exaggerating but honestly the fact that Burial makes super repetitive yet super interesting music is pretty godlike.
Carpenter Brut Trilogy
Expert songwriting + great production + dark grittiness coupled with funky swagger = Album to re-listen to for decades.
Collider -><-
My ratings never make sense with each other, and this is the epitome of it. Super album, gotta listen one more time in full though.
Coroner Grin
CunninLynguists A Piece Of Strange
Dante Mars Ajeto! Celebrating Digital Artefacts
Picture death's dynamic shroud.vmw. Now picture an artist who takes his experiments rrfurther, with an actual "narrative" to boot. That's when you get Dante Mars Ajeto's rr'Celebrating Digital Artefacts'. Now yes, it has a few flaws of transition and redundant rr"glitching", but goddamn, this is fucking fantastic. In a nutshell, it's "take one catchy rrbit from a corporate pop song and magnify it to a higher level all the while adding rrexperimentation", and it works flawlessly. The textural work is NOT lacking, it's rrmemorable and catchy, production is clearly in the hands of a skilled rindividual, highly renjoyable, quirky and unique, has tons of replay value, great tracklist, groovy, really, rthere is almost no negative I can observe in rthis. Even the classic cheesy vaporwave rconcept is followed to the point of parody(which rwas most probably intended). You're very rwelcome Bedex.rFav tracks: 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, 10, 13, 15, 19.r
Death Grips Exmilitary
Deftones White Pony
Demilich Nespithe
"fuck the frog vox and all the troll 5s on this lmaoooooooo" this is coming from a
contrarian user with exactly zero open-mindedness and tons of shitty negative nancy takes.
almost got us there.
Free Nelson Mandoomjazz Awakening of a Capital
Gary Burton A Genuine Tong Funeral
Gene Wildest Spectral Terrestrial
George Clanton Slide
Gotsu Totsu Kotsu Retributive Justice
Grave Into the Grave
H20$$$SPORTS$$$ YAYAYI
well ok then. dafuq is this and how come does no one know it XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hiatus Kaiyote Mood Valiant
James Ferraro Suki Girlz
Keiichi Okabe Nier Automata OST
We like it here. At times, beautiful and comfortable, others energetic and dark.
Kou Machida Dotera Iyatsura
What is there to be said really? This work is transcendental in the way that at the end of it you're like "..................................................................................yes"
Mammal Hands Captured Spirits
Insane album. Reminds you of the light breeze of the sea in just a few notes.
Melt-Banana Fetch
Merzbow 1930
Meshuggah obZen
I don't think there is a better consecration of their sound on most of the songs. This records follows their sonic aesthetic the best, with mechanical precision, cerebral rhythmics, cold, sterile production, furious walls of sound, and so on. However, a couple moments like at the end of Lethargica kinda just sound... unimaginative.
Meshuggah Koloss
Snakefinger Chewing Hides The Sound
Soundtrack (Video Game) Fight Songs: The Music of Team Fortress 2
Classy, slick music, to complement the goofiest multiplayer FPS I've played.
System of a Down Steal This Album!
t e l e p a t h ???????? 一緒に別の夜
This is how you make boss music in the realm of vaporwave x ambient.
Telepath and Hong Kong Express 愛慕 / 悲哀
Test Dept. Beating the Retreat
The Residents Meet the Residents
The Residents Eskimo
Thought Industry Mods Carve the Pig
Yat-kha Yenisei Punk
Album is actually bussing. Mongolian folk fused with rock is a good idea for sure.

3.5 great
156/Silence Undercover Scumbag
2814 新しい日の誕生
A Sunny Day in Glasgow Ashes Grammar
Angelspit Krankhaus
Animals As Leaders Animals as Leaders
Apex By The Way/The Yearning VIP
BOOTS CATS TITTIES BOOTS CATS BOOTS CATS TITTIES BOOTS CATS BOOTS CATS TITTIES BOOTS CATS
Aphex Twin Windowlicker
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92
This didn't age quite so well but it remains a masterful work of art in the realm of electronic music.
Black Moth Super Rainbow Dandelion Gum
Boards of Canada Geogaddi
Breach Venom
Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper
Celldweller Celldweller
Clubroot Clubroot
Dalis Car The Waking Hour
i like a lot of this album's aspects but it's overly long at points and there are moments
that don't work as well as they could. def a quirky albeit cheesy little bop.
Dante Mars Ajeto! Life Enterprises
Certainly fun, but unfortunately Dante tends to fall in some of the pitfalls of future funk.
Darren Korb Bastion OST
Death Grips Year of the Snitch
Death Grips Government Plates
downy Mudai (7)
Drab Majesty Modern Mirror
Honestly this is feckin great. Super fap material for my ears.
Eminem The Eminem Show
Estradasphere It's Understood
There are stupid or overblown moments on this, but first of all, it's still über fun, and
overall this filled my craving for weird Balkanian prog pretty well.
Fabio (Hard Set), April '94
When Cyclotron gives it a 3.0, you know it's great.
Failure Fantastic Planet
I used to think this had too much filler. I was dumb. The songwriting admittedly isn't the best, and there is a minor difference in quality between the first and second half, but otherwise that's it. This album is most certainly a great 90s rock album, full of grunge bangers with a unique twist you'll only ever hear from Failure. Saying it's worth a listen would be an understatement.
Floating Points Crush
Four Tet Rounds
Frank Zappa Hot Rats
Gareth Coker Ori and the Will of the Wisps
We like it here. Cozy, warm, colorful, grand, splendid, easygoing, at times somber, but ralways, always beaming with emotion.
Giacinto Scelsi Natura Renovatur
Gojira Magma
Gorillaz The Singles Collection 2001-2011
Hong Kong Express 浪漫的夢想
Ichiko Aoba 0%
Angelic voice with a proficient classical guitar and serene live ambience. Lovely!
Jake Bowen Isometric
The intricately knit compositions sure are impressive, and the production is excellent! rIt doe suffers from a few minor flaws, but otherwise a consistent album.
Joe Hisaishi Princess Mononoke
goddamit why is it that I am so inexplicably trapped in the emotion of Joe Hisaishi's melodies? First time I listened to the FIRST track, I was on the verge of crying. And the impossibly strong nostalgia I have from watching the film does not help. In a good way.rEdit: damn this grew off me pretty hard but still an epic album
Joe Hisaishi Castle In The Sky
Joe Hisaishi Spirited Away
Krzysztof Komeda Astigmatic
La Femme Psycho Tropical Berlin
This is pretty great but the lyrics can get a little over-the-top.
Lakker Tundra
Machine Girl U-Void Synthesizer
Machine Girl ...BECAUSE I'M YOUNG ARROGANT AND HATE EVERYTHING
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
Massive Attack Mezzanine
Mega Drive 198XAD
Ahhhhh, Mega Drive. You produce absolute bangers, and your influence within synthwave is
almost equivalent to artists like Perturbator or Carpenter Brut; yet somehow, your
songwriting skills are mediocre at best.
Merzbow Dharma
Meshuggah Nothing (Re-Release)
Meshuggah The Violent Sleep Of Reason
One or two meh tracks, but another monumental album from Meshuggah.
Meshuggah Immutable
LTSF and I Am Thirst are mediocre but otherwise a superb album.
Meshuggah Contradictions Collapse
Possibly the most underrated Meshuggah album. "Sickening", "Humiliative" and "Ritual" are clear highlights.
Michael Gordon Trance
A bit too predictable at times, but otherwise this is a finely made, weird as fuck record.
Michael Jackson Thriller
Genuinely great, tons of fun, catchy songwriting, Billie Jean taking the crown for the best
on the album, but unfortunately there is also a lot of filler, namely on Wanna Be Starting
Something with its overly repetitive structure.
Michael Jackson Off the Wall
Mick Gordon Doom OST
"Just sounds like robots and laser sounds, not really music imo and DEFINITELY not
metal,it's more like heavy techno/industrial idk,is rubbish the correct term?"
Look at this e d g y boi with his """"""smart""""""" soundoffs
Muse Absolution
Nick Drake Pink Moon
Nmesh and t e l e p a t h ???????? ロストエデンへのパス
Crikey mate this is bloody long but it has ambient bops for sure.
Nookie Beyond Blue
Perturbator New Model
Phronesis The Behemoth
Polyphia New Levels New Devils
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
I would totally give this a higher rating if the band didn't include so much filler moments. Overall a pretty great album, though, I like the pop-rock direction, it can feel bland, but PT are so utterly and fantastically good at making infectious prog-pop numbers that it covers up the radio friendliness automatically.
Primus Pork Soda
Primus Frizzle Fry
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese
Pudding Club Songs Before Bed
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Queens of the Stone Age Queens of the Stone Age
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
Ok QOTSA. A lot of this is fun as hell, but tone down that bizarre songwriting sometimes, deal?
Radiohead Amnesiac
Best Radiohead album bros, better than Kid A by a long mile. What if you disagree? I fucked your dad last night, deal with it.
Space360 Daily Rituals
System of a Down System of a Down
Tenhi Folk Aesthetic 1996-2006
ooOOoOoh yayuhzz, that one slaps me on the knee ay
The Locust Plague Soundscapes
The Ocean Phanerozoic II: Mesozoic | Cenozoic
The Residents Duck Stab
The Residents The Third Reich 'n Roll
This Heat Deceit
Tool Lateralus
Tool Ænima
Towers (OH) Towers
Tzusing A Name Out of Place Pt. II
Yellow Swans Going Places
Yeule Serotonin II
Yuzo Koshiro Bare Nuckle II
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
Zao Where Blood and Fire Bring Rest

3.0 good
Aesop Rock The Impossible Kid
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion
Arca Mutant
good nuff album, lotsa bizarre but engaging ideas, but songwriting-wise it feels as if something is missing
Betamaxx Plug and Play
Blank Banshee Blank Banshee 0
Blut Aus Nord Ultima Thulee
Burial Tunes 2011 to 2019
Idk man but honestly the first half felt weak as shit. Not the bestest selection but hey at least there's Kindred and shit.
C Z A R I N A Painted Holograms
Innovative synthwave, seamlessly blending an eclectic range of styles into one shimmering,
tight, and colorful package, with great performances and top-notch production. However,
despite a great vocal performance, the vocals are not for everyone, and the lyrics are...
cliche, to say the least. Additionally, I felt there were some inconsistencies in the
songwriting. Just my opinion though.
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica
Eh. Pretty gud but, without wanting to sound like a wanker, it's not as great as people make it out to be.
Casiopea Casiopea
Hmmm. Catchy jazz fusion, with high technical proficiency. The easy listening side to it does make it cheesy though.
Chuck Person Chuck Person's Eccojams Vol. 1
Along with "Far Side Virtual" and "Floral Shoppe" among others, this proto-vapor album was one of the cores which fueled Vaporwave's initial growth. A few of the ideas aged badly over the course of the genre's evolution, but, just like the other proto-vapor releases, its existence will forever be essential in music history.
clipping. There Existed an Addiction to Blood
Dark Soho Combustion
Super consistent dark psytrance. This album may be a deja-vu, but it rcompensates with its perfectly orchestrated atmosphere and its catchy flair. Definitely ran overlooked trance artist in the underground.
death's dynamic shroud I'll Try Living Like This
Deftones Around the Fur
Dynatron The Rigel Axiom
ECCO2K E
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Fractalize Prophet of Despair
Fractalize Immersion
Genitorturers Sin City
George Clanton 100% Electronica
yes but no but yes it's sick in many regards but also tasteless in others
Gidge Autumn Bells
Not bad at all. Been craving for music like this at the time of writing this soundoff, and this is certainly an album I'll remember.
Godcaster Long Haired Locusts
Better than the Red Hot Chili Peppers, I give it a clean and smooth 5/7.
Gojira From Mars to Sirius
Gong Gong Gong President Piano Co. Tape 總統琴行錄音
GosT Possessor
Damn. This production is... inconsistent. Good enough album though.
Great Grandpa Four of Arrows
I Hate Models Totsuka no Tsurugi
Ilyas Ahmed Between Two Skies
James Ferraro Night Dolls With Hairspray
Joe Hisaishi Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Aaaaaaand the first track made me have insane feels again. Joe Hisaishi's needs to take
responsibility for this uncontrollable flood of emotion.

Edit: dammit every Joe Hisaishi ost is growing off me atm... still a good album
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake
Laurence Guy Saw You for the First Time
Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all
Luxury Elite / Saint Pepsi Late Night Delight
You ready to shake that booty modern-old-school-futuristic style?
Makoto Human Elements
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree
there are a lot of fantastic musical ideas on this, but unfortunately they are divided by overbearingly trite riffs and ambient passages. Nonetheless, big props for "Entrapment" and almost everything after "In Death - Is Life".
Michael Jackson Bad
Considerably worse than Thriller, although it's definitely still better than Dangerous.
Myss Keta Una vita in capslock
idk what to think about this. it's boring, and at the same time pretty fun. I'll give it a
3.0 cuz I can't make up my mind.
Naked Flames 247 365
Pretty cool album. Colorful and jovial, with a pinch of mellowness.
Northern Haze Sinnaktuq
Perturbator The Uncanny Valley
Perturbator Dangerous Days
Perturbator Lustful Sacraments
Polynation Allogamy
Primus The Desaturating Seven
Primus Tales from the Punchbowl
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris
Radiohead OK Computer
Honestly? Kind of a banger album. Can't say it's a masterpiece for sure but still cool.
Radiohead Kid A
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk
Rendez-vous Distance
Sandwell District Feed-Forward
Soundtrack (Video Game) Shantae and the Pirate's Curse
the cartoon feels are strong in this one mmmmh sexay
Sybreed Antares
System of a Down Toxicity
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Mothers of Invention Cruising with Ruben & the Jets
Them Crooked Vultures Them Crooked Vultures
Tool Undertow
Tool 10,000 Days
Waelder Non Places
Zeal and Ardor Stranger Fruit

2.5 average
18 Carat Affair Pure Gold
VERY FUCKING CREATIVE AND EXPERIMENTAL EGGS DEErbut oh well it's still fun
18 Carat Affair Adventures in Schizophrenia
Alcest Kodama
Damn bro. Great "blackgaze" release over here, with a nice little Shinto-influenced concept as a cherry on top. However... this lacks originality. There is some, but not enough. rEdit: lmao i dont fucking know why I thought this was any better than a guilty pleasure
American Sharks American Sharks
Animals As Leaders Parrhesia
Extremely mid album, which is a pain for me to say because some ideas on here are quite enjoyable. It's just that those positives are brought down by genuine black holes of creativity throughout the whole album.
Bjork Homogenic
Bjork back at it again but with more overdone electronic/art pop tropes and somehow even more pretentious sounding vocal lines. Idk her voice irritates me half the time. Hopefully Bjork grows on me but it's genuinely hard men.
Car Seat Headrest Twin Fantasy (Mirror to Mirror)
Car Seat Headrest Twin Fantasy (Face to Face)
Coal Chamber Chamber Music
Djrum Mountains
Really fucking meh. I appreciate the fact he doesn't literally try to be Burial but I honestly think he's still a sub-Burial.
ESPRIT virtua.zip
Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime
Faith No More Angel Dust
Faith No More The Real Thing
Frontierer Orange Mathematics
Love chaotic stuff like this but holy fuck you cannot objectively rate this higher than a 3.0 there is barely any variety and the album goes into huge cliches
Frontierer Oxidized
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
Gojira The Way of All Flesh
Gong Gong Gong Phantom Rhythm 幽靈節奏 (幽霊リズム)
Hiemal Arctic Gates
IAMTHEKIDYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN S/T EP
Only reason I gave this a 2.5 and not a 2.0 is because "Run" is an above average track. Other than that, not a particularly remarkable album.
Ian Hawgood Echoes from the Edges of Time
I don't know I guess I don't really like drone that much but this was so insanely boring rcompared to the few ambient albums I listened to...
Lamb of God Sacrament
Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe
Macintosh Plus Sick and Panic
Miami Vice Palm Haze
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
Hey, I won't tell you this didn't get me into underground music and experimental or whatever, but this is forgettable as fuck, like almost every single Mike Patton release ever.
Primus Antipop
Primus Primus and The Chocolate Factory With The Fungi Ensemble
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Getaway
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Scandroid Monochrome
Sepultura The Best Of
Slipknot We Are Not Your Kind
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
Windows96 One Hundred Mornings
ok so tell me how the fuck is this experimental at all.
Xentrix For Whose Advantage?
this album is pretty damn boring let's be honest

2.0 poor
Coal Chamber Coal Chamber
Kidorikko Kidorikko
When you hear the vocals, you instantly realize why this album was stuck in the most obscure parts of the underground. Instrumentals are glossy and mostly compelling, but the vocals are unfortunately (as we would say in the regional jargon) tasteless as fuck. Diabetes inducing vocalist.
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
Michael Jackson Dangerous
Tasteless, yawn-inducing pop. From the King Of Pop to the King Of Poop (thank you ladies and gentlemen that joke took a lot of effort). In a way the album title is correct about its songs, most of them are dangerous for your ears' wellbeing.
Powerman 5000 Tonight the Stars Revolt
Primus The Brown Album
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter
TesseracT Altered State
there is nothing special or interesting about this. the whole album is literally just
pretentious and outdated """""""""prog metal"""""""""""(more like over-the-top pop rock if
I'm gonna be real here) that amounts to nothing more than commercial music for those who are
insecure about their taste and who don't know any better. I guess it's catchy and fun at
times?

The Beatles Abbey Road

1.5 very poor
Dope Blood Money, Pt. 1
Korn The Path of Totality
Limp Bizkit Gold Cobra
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis The Heist
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
I find it beyond hilarious that the rabid animal known as Tundra finds this glorified pop rock somehow more engaging and forward-thinking than any of the music from the progenitors of the genre. Just yikes, this is even worse than Tesseract, which is saying a lot. I can't believe that this horrid display of blandness was ever trendy within the prog metal community.
The Varacious Ones Vacuous
Album is traaaaaaaaaaash. Outdated, vapid, uninteresting. Production is extremely inconsistent as well.
Unleashing My Demons Tran​(ce​)​scen(e​)dance
"Unleashing My Demons"? More like, "Unleashing My Puke". Bad, BAD album.
xanopticon Liminal Space
farting has turned into such a complex art, truly a wonder of humanity

1.0 awful
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary
Minus K Minus K
Absolutely pathetic attempt at making "music". What the fuck. Mind-numbing, amateurish,
zero inventivity, subpar performance, horrid production. I wish I could call this a "so
bad it's good" album, but it's so devoid of everything that it just ends up being a whole
lot of (mediocre) nothing. Null. Nada. Rien. Nichts. Niets. How many more languages do I
need to say this in?
Nostalgia Critic The Wall
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
Pantera Metal Magic
Tougher Than Nails Delusional Blasphemies Destroyed
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