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| Best to Worst of Devin Townsend
DT's music never was and never will be for peasants. Hence why so many tone-deaf people confused by his brilliance will pounce on his music with the hatred and aggression of a rabid boar. No list of DT's discography is complete without his SYL albums which are all solo albums too, just under a different name. | 1 | | Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
On the first listen, tracks such as "Seventh Wave", "Life" and "Regulator" immediately hit the ear, but it takes several listens to get to appreciate the rest, the more complex stuff such as "Voices in the Fan" or "Bastard", both of which are among his best material. Only one crap song, and that's quite fittingly the last one. Perhaps the best album of the 90s, metal or otherwise. "Ki" fans should probably skip this one though.
5/5 | 2 | | The Devin Townsend Project Addicted
This is his most consistent album, quality-wise, aside from "Ocean Machine". The only weak track I could single out here is the rather pathetic ballad with the annoying title, "Ih-Ah" (probably the only good track here for "Ki" fans). The rest is astounding.
Anneke's vocals elevate this album from a great one to a near-perfect one. The snobs among the metal fans will probably find something to moan about because of the album's "metal pop" factor. God forbid a song should be catchy! What a crime.
5/5 | 3 | | Devin Townsend Infinity
Huge sound, as always, a great follow-up to the debut. Highlights: 1, 2, 5, 8, 9.
"Wild Colonial Boy" is awful though, i.e. an ideal tip for fans of "Ki" who enjoy this kind of thing, and "Ants" sounds like a filler. Make sure not to miss out on "Sit on the Mountain", a leftover from the "Infinity" sessions, which is as great as anything from the album.
5/5 | 4 | | Strapping Young Lad City
Many amazing tracks here, except the mediocre "Home Nucleonics" and "OMFG" which have very little going for them. Needless to say, fans of "Ki" probably hate ever inch of this album.
5/5 | 5 | | The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution
"Deadhead", "Storm", "Depth Charge", "Sunday Afternoon", "Suicide" and "Random Analysis" are brilliant.
The instrumental is OK, the other two tracks are commercial crap, probably adored by lovers of "Ki".
5/5 | 6 | | Devin Townsend Physicist
A dull album? Hardly. If this is dull, what the hell are we to say about "Ki" then? Many fans are perhaps put off by the heaviness, this is at times like a SYL album almost, and DT does have a number of pop fans as of recently, thanks to crap such as "Ki".
"Namaste" and "Planet Rain" are the absolute highlights, among the best stuff he'd ever done, plus "Victim" and "Material". The rest of the album has its moments too. Somewhat weak around the middle though (but not nearly s**t enough to be appreciated by fans of "Ki").
4.5/5 | 7 | | Devin Townsend Terria
The problem I have with this one is that many songs have great potential but are dragged down by weak parts, usually around the middle. Hence many songs here have a distinct up-and-down quality to them, which is annoying. I'd love to edit some of this stuff, cut them down, songs such as "Mountain", "Canada", "Fluke" and even "Earth Day". The highlights are "Olives", "Tiny Tears", "Earth Day" (in spite of the weak parts), and "Deep Peace". "Stagnant" is kinda crap, perhaps a happier version of any given "Ki" song.
4.5/5 | 8 | | Strapping Young Lad Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing
The title doesn't lie. Far too heavy, even more most metal fans (let alone DT's small army of pop fans who only like "Ki"). This is nevertheless a brilliant album, to be appreciated only by people who understand industrial thrash that borders on noise (but isn't). Best stuff: 1, 2, 5, 6, 7, 9.
4.5/5 | 9 | | Strapping Young Lad Alien
A vast improvement over the weak 3rd SYL album, the first three tracks are the highlights. It gets a little uneventful around the middle but then several good moments make up for it in the last few tracks. "Skeksis" is one of the best SYL tracks, hence to be avoided at all costs by anyone mesmerized by "Ki".
4/5 | 10 | | Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Playful, varied, and fun. Not a brilliant album, simply because half the album is nothing special (relatively speaking - yet still much better than "Ki", of course), but the highlights make this a must to have: the epic "Solar Winds" stands out, with "The Greys", "Hyperspace" and "By Your Command" as the other notable tracks here.
4/5 | 11 | | The Devin Townsend Band Synchestra
This one was a disappointment when it came out, but that's only relative to the brilliant output that had come before it. Although clearly weaker than the likes of "Accelerated Evolution" or "Ocean Machine", it still has it moments, like the excellent "Judgment" and "A Simple Lullaby". "Gaia" and "Triumph" could have been as good, but they are marred by some lesser moments/melodies. Too much commercial-sounding predictable mediocre stuff such as "Sunset" and "Babysong" which only hinted at the kind of crap we'd get when "Ki" reared its ugly head a few years later.
4/5 | 12 | | Strapping Young Lad The New Black
This is not a particularly strong album. Only one stand-out track, "Almost Again", with songs like "Monument", "Wrong Side", "Anti-Product", and the title track that are quite solid but not up to the usual high SYL standards. The sound of the album isn't that great either, and in some ways the music isn't heavy enough for SYL.
3.5/5 | 13 | | The Devin Townsend Project Ghost
"Fly" and especially "Feather" are the stand-out tracks, the rest is mostly either merely pleasant or average. What "Ghost" has going for it is a nice atmosphere, a great production (as always), and excellent female vocals, but the song-writing level isn't as high as one would normally expect. Besides, I don't think this is the kind of music he should spend too much time on, perhaps just now and again (like every 5 years or so). Dev is getting old, is mellowing out (as he himself admits to) so I guess he will be making more and more nursing-home soft stuff for the elderly, but as long as his pop/rock/ambient albums each have 2-3 great tracks, I don't really mind that much. "Ghost" makes for a pleasant listen, and even though even softer than bloody "Ki", it's head-and-shoulders above it in every way.
3/5 | 14 | | Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad
Tracks 3 and 5 are excellent, standing out totally above the rather forgettable rest. Little effort was put into this album, which Devin pretty much admitted even at the time of the album's release. Some of the songs weren't even written by him, but by other band members.
3/5 | 15 | | The Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
Bombastic? Yes. Well-produced? Of course, as always. Great vocals? Sure. Heavy? Check. Great song-writing? No. Ideas is what this album is lacking. Being varied, crazy and chaotic does not make up for the flaws in the music. (In fact, the chaos gets out of control on occasion.) The first three songs are merely OK (though sound much better live), the middle is an improvement, while the last three songs are quite mediocre. This overrated album has got one huge highlight though: the middle part in "The Mighty Masturbator" which is one of DT's best ever moments.
3/5 | 16 | | Punky Bruster Cooked On Phonics
Not a serious studio album, more like a satiric jab at all the baby-punk pop-punk crap that was all the rage in the 90s, such as Green Day and Offspring. Musically, the album has little to offer (since it merely does cheesy imitations of awful bands), it's the lyrics and the in-between skits/dialogues that are fun. | 17 | | The Devin Townsend Project Ki
I can't think of any highlights here on this piece of crap, perhaps 2-3 passable songs. This really is hands down the worst album he'd ever made, and the only one that I wouldn't recommend at all, not even for a peak (unless you specialize in corny, "soulful" rock). Mediocre, uneventful, heard-it-all-before, mostly unoriginal pop/rock is the name of the game here. I have no idea what DT fans find in this, but then again this album is usually liked by people who generally dislike DT. It is comforting though to know that this is the least popular of the 4 DTP albums.
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08.30.12 | Ghost should be much higher | MasBarHigeuoris21
08.30.12 | City should be 1. | qwe3
08.30.12 | ziltoid is the worst and city is prob 1 | fuckthatnoise
08.30.12 | i liked ghost and ki. addicted was awful. | SpaceCunt
08.30.12 | The guy is kind of a hack but yeah 1 is his best. | Insurrection
08.30.12 | 1
4
7
5
9
2
the rest | DeadBeat
08.30.12 | 7 is 1. list sucks | RedFoe
08.30.12 | To "SpaceCunt": I am glad someone who calls himself "spacecunt" calls me a hack. I wouldn't want it any other way. | Insurrection
08.30.12 | pretty sure he was referring to devin townsend | RedFoe
08.30.12 | To "Fuckthatnoise": pointing out to "ki" and "ghost", the two softest albums by far, as the best DT albums goes to show that you don't like metal at all, hence the username. You probably jumped on the DT bandwagon as soon as you heard him play pop music, but you'll jump off it as soon as he comes up with something heavy again. | Wheelah
08.30.12 | What I love about Devin is how each listener can hear and feel different things in his music. I completely disagree with some of these rankings, but some people just "get" his music differently so that's OK. | RedFoe
08.30.12 | To "insurrection": if you look at "spacecunt"'s comment carefully, you will realize that this guy is barely literate, because the "hack" could refer to either me or DT. His non-command of the English language is on par with his taste in music.
In fact, who cares. Spacecunts are not my field of expertise. I prefer the Earth ones. | RedFoe
08.30.12 | To "deadbeat": 7 is not 1. 7 is 7, and 1 is 1. 7 isn't even 6, or 8. What did they teach you in grade school? | RedFoe
08.30.12 | Wheelah gets it. | RedFoe
08.30.12 | It's astounding that some people will get upset (like little children) over the fact that I ranked an album that they consider as no.1 a little lower.
In fact, that my meaningless little list (one of billions on the net) should evoke such strong emotions is the amusement factor that makes making these lists so much fun - and a little more meaningful, ironically. | KjSwantko
08.30.12 | I agree with 1, but then this list becomes a disaster after that.
My tastes:
1. Biomech
2. City
3. Alien
4. Accelerated
5. Terria | RedFoe
08.30.12 | To "KjSwantko": two of the albums that you placed after Biomech are in my top 5, and the other two I wrote very favourably about, and yet you moan? Astounding.
Don't get me wrong, I am not complaining, just questioning your logic and the tendency for people to get so upset that their favourite album is "only" ranked 3rd instead of 1st. Laughable. | ColorTheGreys
08.30.12 | I highly disagree with this list. I think the fact that you put Ghost and Ki low on the list shows that you can't appreciate his softer works. He doesn't want to be appreciated only for his metal works, there's much more to him than that, and he tries hard to attain musical diversity, something I think he's done very well on all his albums. | oltnabrick
08.30.12 | 13,2,7,4,5,9 | RedFoe
08.30.12 | To "colorthegreys": I really don't care what DT wants to be appreciated for, that's not my business, that's about his own hopes and goals. As a listener, I only care about what I hear, and what I'm hearing is much weaker softer material. That is not to say that he can't succeed at that stuff, coz apparently a lot of people love listening to mediocre crap. Nothing would be easier for DT than to make shit-loads of money on commercial pap with 7-11 tunes.
People will rather listen to "safe pop" and drowsy ambient tunes than expose themselves to something powerful, energetic, original and new. I guess in that sense most people are like pensioners - no spunk left in them. | TimeTraveller
08.30.12 | to "redfoe": do you like to party? | Lambda
09.03.12 | You really hate Ki eh? lol | FearThyEvil
09.03.12 | Alien should be up higher. | Spec
09.03.12 | Deconstruction is really good. People just hate it because they expected another Strapping Young Lad album. | Trebor.
09.03.12 | damn why people hating townsend in this thread | Spec
09.03.12 | One is pretty fucking good though. | Recspecs
09.03.12 | Lol what the fuck is this shit. | qwe3
09.04.12 | "To "insurrection": if you look at "spacecunt"'s comment carefully, you will realize that this guy is barely literate, because the "hack" could refer to either me or DT. His non-command of the English language is on par with his taste in music."
cant tell if trolling but if not then
he was saying "this guy" you'd have a case" but he said "the guy" which was obv referring to DT which was understood by both me and insurrection independently of each other, and im gonna say youre prob in the minority about the semantics of that sentence being confusing sry bro | Insurrection
09.04.12 | im pretty sure hes trolling lol i mean look at his other posts | qwe3
09.04.12 | i don't want to | Insurrection
09.04.12 | heh i dont blame you | RedFoe
09.04.12 | Go ahead, qwe3, look. You might learn something.
Such as when and how to place a full stop or a comma in a sentence.
You guys write like 6 year-old school kids (the ones with straight Ds). And I have no clue which insurrection "insurrection" is trying to insurrect here. You won't get far in life writing or speaking like a toothless hick - and I certainly don't see you causing any (useful) insurrections any time soon. What a bombastic username - with nothing to back it up with. | KILL
09.04.12 | lol | Insurrection
09.04.12 | Oh I apologize, how silly of me! It completely slipped my cognitive brain functionality that this is the internet, where writing and spelling are paramount and intelligence is rampant throughout its parts! Again, RedFoe, if you can find it in your heart to forgive me, it would be immensely appreciated. Thanks in advance! | RedFoe
09.04.12 | That's much much much better, "insurrection" (or should I just call you "Timmy"?). You are starting to make sense... at least MORE sense than earlier. Now that you've grasped some of the basics of written communication, you can start focusing on logical thought processes, because this last post was just as daft as all your previous ones (if much much much better as far as punctuation is concerned!) | RedFoe
09.04.12 | Insurrection aka Timmy: "im pretty sure hes trolling lol i mean look at his other posts"...
qwe3: "i don't want to"...
Insurrection aka Timmy: "heh i dont blame you"...
Wow: if only Ed Wood could have written such fascinating dialogues, he would have risen to the heights of his idol Orson. If only... | Insurrection
09.04.12 | too many big words? oh sorry well basically im saying sorry that youre so gay | RedFoe
09.04.12 | Spec wrote: "Deconstruction is really good. People just hate it because they expected another Strapping Young Lad album."
No, Spec. No. Nobody expected an SYL album, Especially not after "Ki" and "Addicted". That's one big fat DUH for your post. You're almost as bad "insurrection" aka Timmy. | RedFoe
09.04.12 | Timmy's intellect has hit another roadblock. His strategy is non-existent, his confidence is low, and he has no clue how to continue his little "assault". The result? Voila: he is pulling out the Gay Card - as any obese, self-loathing internet geek would, whenever cornered.
| RedFoe
09.04.12 | Lambda wrote: "You really hate Ki eh? lol"
Yup. You know how it is with us Ki-haters, we hate whatever we aren't able to understand - and I'm convinced that "Ki" is a masterpiece that is far too complex for me to appreciate. Nothing nearly as simplistic and banal as "Terria" or "Ocean Machine" (which are like Madonna next to "Ki") but a grand opus of puzzling intricacy and layers upon layers of hints of clues of other hints of what might be lurking underneath it all. All hail the Great KI.
Yeah, it pretty much sucks. | RedFoe
09.04.12 | FearThyEvil9 wrote: "Alien should be up higher." (There you go, insurrection/Timmy, see how easy it is to end a comment with a full stop, and begin it with a capital letter.)
FearThyEvil9, I have two questions: 1) how much higher do you want me to place "Alien" - up Justin Bieber's ass? 2) whatever happened to fearthyevils 1 to 8? | Insurrection
09.04.12 | why are you calling me timmy | RedFoe
09.04.12 | Because "insurrection" isn't a name, it's only a notch less silly than "situation" (from the Mike "The Situation" fame). Bob, John, Billy, you name it, I'll use it. | Insurrection
09.04.12 | hmm ok call me dragon | RedFoe
09.04.12 | I can call you "Drago" (remember the dumb blond guy from "Rocky 3"?), and that's just an N short of your request. | Wheelah
09.04.12 | Look, Mr. Foe, you said you agreed with my previous post. Yet here you are, being an asshole to pretty much everyone in this thread. Devin's music, more than any other artist's, is open to interpretation. You don't seem to get there's multiple ways to "interpret" his music... | Recspecs
09.04.12 | Lol oh man so many users getting trolled hard. | RedFoe
09.05.12 | Wheelah, there is a fine line, sometimes invisible for idealists such as yourself, between being an "asshole" and educating people. I am merely enlightening them, for some of them (not all, as you say) seem to be quite confused and need guidance.
And I'm not even charging them for it. How's that for idealism? | RedFoe
09.12.12 | Hey, there were 49 comments here, now there are 48. Who chickened out? | RedFoe
09.12.12 | Now there are 49 finally again.
No, wait... 50. | KILL
09.12.12 | fuc ku | Insurrection
09.13.12 | red stop bumping this shitty list | Wheelah
09.13.12 | Sad attempt at reviving a retarded troll thread is sad. Seriously dude, this is getting ridiculous. | qwe3
09.13.12 | COGNITIVE BRAIN FUNCTIONALITY | pinkwhore
01.18.13 | I would heavily disagree with you here, I would say Ki is one of his best; I like Devin Townsend and I can admit he has weak albums, but Ki isn't one of them. Fuk u prik. | VermicideReloadead
01.18.13 | OMFG is a holy grail. I've been listening SYL but I need to check with more patience Townsend's solo work. | kikingjewish
01.18.13 | How can you give something as great as Ki a 1.5, it's Townsend's best album apart from Ocean Machine.
There is something seriously wrong with you. | Flugmorph
12.28.14 | great job mentioning "Ki" in every fucking little comment on every album on this list.
| Monstar1790
04.30.16 | "Ih-Ah!" is the best song on Addicted except maaaaaybe "Supercrush!" You're crazy. | Shemson
04.30.16 | Was about to question why Casualties of Cool wasn't in the top ten at the least and then realised when this was made! | KILL
04.30.16 | qwe was goin hard
"Only one crap song, and that's quite fittingly the last one"
lol
"Ki is his best album though"
lol
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