ToSmokMuzyki
Do I have somfing n my face?
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Last Active 01-09-23 5:52 pm
Joined 09-23-21

Review Comments 10,761

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  • Asdfp277 seen a lot of options, depending on where i click ! :]
    May 10 06:52 AM
  • budgie y about being a dick to U lately U are a stupid farTUu just get under my skin sometimes lmao
    May 10 01:32 AM
  • Hawks Sry about being a dick to u lately u are a cool dude u just get under my skin sometimes lmao.
    May 9 05:26 PM
  • Hawks Dude jam New Obscurantis Order by Anorexia it RIPZ. U might also dig the Stuporous alb from this year tbh they kinda remind me of Bethlehem but more gothic.
    May 9 05:00 PM
  • Cormano ayoooo
    May 9 04:57 PM
  • Hawks Ok now serious question, have u ever jammed Anorexia Nervosa or Tyrant (JPN)????
    May 9 04:50 PM
  • Galbador Most exclusive community iv ever seen as registeration, or any way to communicate with some staff doesnt even work
    May 9 03:56 PM
  • Galbador Wow this still works. Some dickhead celebrated their internet promotion by banning me
    May 9 03:54 PM
  • Galbador Set me freee
    May 9 03:53 PM
  • bighubbabuddha my mum is 450 lbs
    May 8 04:33 PM
  • bighubbabuddha *Moobs jiggle*, Smok is hypnotised by the many rolls of fat and accidently gets a small erection
    May 8 04:20 PM
  • WretchedCacophony why you eating so much dim sum bruh
    May 8 03:39 PM
  • bighubbabuddha squirty bumholes and saggy balls
    May 8 03:20 PM
  • budgie what do u think ivef been doin this entire fruggin time genius
    May 7 01:18 AM
  • budgie u lost me
    May 7 01:03 AM
  • budgie looooool what did he say
    May 7 12:30 AM
  • budgie whaT A L;IOTtle naughty biscuit
    May 7 12:19 AM
  • budgie he got banned???
    May 7 12:11 AM
  • budgie is budda ok
    May 6 11:46 PM
  • Flugmorph real
    May 5 08:41 PM
  • bighubbabuddha moonies
    May 5 01:49 PM
  • budgie i had dim sum couple timse before super overrated maybe it was just bad dim sum
    May 4 10:57 PM
  • bighubbabuddha SMOK YOUR REAL NAME IS CHICKEN FEET
    May 4 10:24 AM
  • bighubbabuddha budgie is a 'girl' with a penis so really they are just a confused boy
    May 3 08:39 AM
  • bighubbabuddha so you're saying budgie's mum widdled over you?
    May 2 05:23 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Budgie told me to tell you that you smell like cat piss
    May 2 08:49 AM
  • bighubbabuddha It is only in chickens and cows at the moment but you never know it could spread
    May 1 05:02 PM
  • bighubbabuddha it has a 55% mortality rate
    May 1 11:58 AM
  • bighubbabuddha If the avian flu H5N1 reaches human-to-human transmission do you think you will be yeeted from the universe?
    April 30 09:50 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Smok, fart away good sir, we need to warm up the igloo
    April 30 09:47 AM
  • budgie haw
    April 30 07:42 AM
  • budgie pls b dead
    April 30 07:17 AM
  • bighubbabuddha pls be alive
    April 25 02:41 PM
  • bighubbabuddha pablo what is your real taylor swift rating
    April 22 09:56 AM
  • jrlikestodance That's why I have six brother (:
    April 21 01:34 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Yes Pablo, *moobs out in CELEBRATION*
    April 21 01:22 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Here's a bottle of ass polyp juice, please squirt it on budgie
    April 21 11:35 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Pablo, I also have ass polyps, want to pop them and feed the juice to buttgie?
    April 21 07:46 AM
  • GiaNXGX Idk, i respect oldies bro u joined in 2021
    April 20 08:53 PM
  • GiaNXGX CTAWB is a great album, that?s all i can say
    April 20 07:56 PM
  • FowlKrietzsche Something about the arc of blatant plagarism to some eventual form of shame and then deletion intrigues me. Like reminding everyone that someone farted in the elevator after the stink has waned
    April 20 05:26 AM
  • FowlKrietzsche "I heard Taylor sing and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS"
    April 19 11:41 PM
  • Comatorium. Enjoy the adrenaline rush of five people bumping a sound off, I know that?ll be the highlight of your day :)
    April 19 11:36 PM
  • Beardog That's awesome, I do appreciate y'olde V.O.C. spirit
    April 18 06:27 PM
  • Beardog I am the man of land that is the truth. My kin has worked for you to fight of the scurvy
    April 18 05:04 PM
  • bighubbabuddha **** me smok is the reincarnation of pablo, bows down in reverence
    April 18 03:58 PM
  • bighubbabuddha was that made with AI, so cool
    April 18 03:12 PM
  • bighubbabuddha I have defended the Smok against enemy threats, where's my cookie?
    April 18 08:14 AM
  • Beardog same
    April 17 07:10 PM
  • Lichtbringer sire?
    April 17 12:26 PM
  • bighubbabuddha *s p i c e y fart* *buuuurp*
    April 17 12:18 PM
  • budgie wheels of steel is their best
    April 15 04:27 PM
  • budgie ya unfortunately the albums drops off pretty hard right after
    April 15 04:27 PM
  • budgie SHEE WAAAS A PRINCESS OF THE NIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
    April 15 04:06 PM
  • budgie *hides smok inside sweaty belly folds now i can smuggle you anywhere
    April 15 04:05 PM
  • bighubbabuddha in-coming belly flop aaaaaaaaahh
    April 15 03:19 PM
  • bighubbabuddha that was a lovely massage for buddha, kissy wissy smok
    April 15 12:57 PM
  • bighubbabuddha i've had stomach pains for a week, give buddha's belly a massage smok
    April 15 09:32 AM
  • bighubbabuddha I drank a gallon of orange juice and ate a car battery
    April 15 09:23 AM
  • bighubbabuddha no not butter beer, anal juices smok, you are now blind from the the acid in your eyes
    April 15 08:44 AM
  • rockarollacola crazy bastard
    April 15 12:59 AM
  • bighubbabuddha squirts butt juice at smok's eyes
    April 14 03:13 PM
  • ToSmokMuzyki eat buttz
    April 14 02:24 PM
  • bighubbabuddha the last 3 tracks on Invincible Shield are bonus tracks [2]
    April 14 01:38 PM
  • rockarollacola the last 3 tracks on Invincible Shield are bonus tracks
    April 14 04:55 AM
  • bighubbabuddha *drippy fart in celebration*
    April 13 11:32 AM
  • garas That looks weird. What is that sword-like thing on his back in that impossible position? Also that dagger(?) on the side.
    April 12 12:01 PM
  • garas Because that's how I feel lately.
    April 12 10:51 AM
  • budgie help help ive turned into an octobus
    April 12 06:56 AM
  • bighubbabuddha your smash bowser has gone wth
    April 11 02:58 PM
  • bighubbabuddha what is your profile pic lmao
    April 10 03:47 PM
  • bighubbabuddha it didn't pass my minimum of a 3 so not rated, it's a 2.5 at best. Doesn't go anywhere, doesn't speak to me but i respect the effort
    April 10 03:47 PM
  • bighubbabuddha im back dude, rec me something electronic
    April 10 01:15 PM
  • ZombieParty Beyonce is a lot better than Korpiklaani
    April 9 06:19 PM
  • Rowhaus I just closed my eyes and imagined what sput would say if it were a person
    April 5 03:00 PM
  • bighubbabuddha but yes we are sputbuddies for eternity :D
    April 5 01:10 PM
  • garas Thanks. Idk what's wrong with everyone, that album is garbage.
    April 5 06:11 AM
  • Rowhaus gimme dimmgimme danggimme dimmadaladomeOOOOHHHHH
    April 4 09:33 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Smok do you still love me
    April 4 07:05 PM
  • Rowhaus dimm dougadome, owner of the dimmsdome dimmadale and father of dale dougadimm
    April 3 07:10 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Smok, what do you think about AI?
    April 3 01:24 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Is your daddy Hawks?
    April 3 10:38 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Rubs bumhole in Smok's face, TEABAG
    April 3 10:37 AM
  • bighubbabuddha my bumhole is very pooey today, want a good sniff Smok?
    April 3 10:03 AM
  • bighubbabuddha my moobs are hairy, just how you like them
    April 3 08:47 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Harry snotter, lick my moobs Smok, you get a wish if you do
    April 2 07:38 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Bumholey farticus.
    April 2 07:23 PM
  • necropig I aim to please
    April 1 11:00 AM
  • BitterJalapenoJr Best o' gear.
    April 1 09:48 AM
  • Ryus did you add 7th gate to the db lmao
    March 31 01:39 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Not only tickles Smok's balls but LICKS them
    March 31 09:59 AM
  • ffs Rip
    March 31 12:29 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Fart in Johnny's shoutbox bro
    March 30 09:23 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Why did you get suspended? Glad you are alive dude
    March 30 08:55 PM
  • bighubbabuddha stop munching dick and come back
    March 30 04:02 PM
  • bighubbabuddha #moobsoutforSmok
    March 29 02:49 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Okay you officially ded, RIP
    March 29 02:20 PM
  • NathanGWard whats ur fav al bum
    March 26 09:18 PM
  • bighubbabuddha *buddha whacks Smok with his meaty willy* Smok grins uncontrollably
    March 24 10:34 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Beefy fart *Smok sniffs in glee*
    March 22 10:25 AM
  • bighubbabuddha i covered buttgie in diarrhoea he won't talk to me, give ol buddha kissy kiss
    March 20 09:25 PM
  • bighubbabuddha have you died, where's my smoochy smooch
    March 20 06:04 PM
  • ValenDreth Hmm.
    March 20 08:10 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Smok we are a couple remember, give Buddha smoochy kisses
    March 18 04:08 PM
  • bighubbabuddha smoochy smooch kisses
    March 18 11:31 AM
  • ToSmokMuzyki s***
    March 17 10:40 PM
  • bighubbabuddha i'd prefer a vagina smok
    March 17 07:21 PM
  • budgie do me a favopr and put buddhas entire being inside of a butthole
    March 17 05:29 PM
  • budgie im vegan u bitch jk
    March 17 05:28 PM
  • bighubbabuddha put a stake through Budgie's heart
    March 17 05:10 PM
  • budgie uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i think i dont like you anymore
    March 17 04:43 PM
  • ToSmokMuzyki it is my trv form
    March 17 04:41 PM
  • budgie *moobs and belly jiggle
    March 17 02:17 PM
  • budgie wtf is this new gay ass pfp
    March 17 02:17 PM
  • bighubbabuddha You are a biological male pretending to be a woman
    March 17 01:41 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Smok why are you wearing a dress and lipstick?
    March 17 01:39 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Moobs and belly jiggle in CELEBRATION
    March 16 07:53 PM
  • bighubbabuddha I've reached 600
    March 16 07:37 PM
  • bighubbabuddha buddha sprays cum on smok's face, creamy creamy
    March 16 07:26 PM
  • bighubbabuddha baby boy who is a friend, licky licky Smok's nipples
    March 16 06:47 PM
  • garas I kinda disagree, but just because it's one of my beloved chill-jam-after-a-long-day albums. Shame you didn't like it, but I sincerely hope their discog will contain something for you too. :]
    March 16 06:02 PM
  • bighubbabuddha *Squeezes Smok's balls* Smok explodes into buddha's mouth *buddha spits Smok's cum into Smok's face*
    March 16 06:02 PM
  • bighubbabuddha To make Smok my boyfriend.
    March 16 05:46 PM
  • garas Oh my gosh, such a savage rating on Agents of Fortune...!
    March 16 05:38 PM
  • bighubbabuddha *Rubs Smok's balls vigorously with a lil squeeze*
    March 16 05:37 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Testosterone flows through the Smokster. GORILLA SMOK
    March 16 05:24 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Wait your final form is snot?
    March 16 04:31 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Why do you write a short line next to every rating
    March 16 12:56 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Why have you turned into a bogie
    March 16 10:38 AM
  • ToSmokMuzyki baals
    March 15 09:30 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Billy talent suck, something more inspired baby
    March 15 05:03 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Rec me something non-metal broski
    March 15 03:31 PM
  • bighubbabuddha I bet you are missing metal a lot
    March 15 01:33 PM
  • bighubbabuddha JUICY CREAMY NUTS
    March 15 10:22 AM
  • bighubbabuddha NUTS
    March 15 10:04 AM
  • bighubbabuddha What?
    March 14 03:31 PM
  • bighubbabuddha who was Fat Bowser
    March 14 03:18 PM
  • bighubbabuddha It's great except the last 3 tracks which are awful
    March 14 01:00 PM
  • bighubbabuddha i bet you wish you could listen to the new judas priest
    March 14 12:30 PM
  • bighubbabuddha you'll have to finger my belly button to get it all, a sensual treat for me
    March 14 12:23 PM
  • bighubbabuddha You do listen to a lot fair play. I've got some food stuck in my belly button, want to eat it?
    March 14 12:13 PM
  • bighubbabuddha You've got like 10 times more album reviews too
    March 14 12:07 PM
  • bighubbabuddha I'm only 25, I bet you are twice my age lmao
    March 14 12:02 PM
  • bighubbabuddha **** you must be old Smok
    March 14 12:01 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Yeah sorry about that, I piledrived her too hard
    March 14 11:55 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Open wide Smok (like your mum LOL)
    March 14 11:01 AM
  • bighubbabuddha *Squishes cheesy foot into it destroying symmetry* now it is ready for your belly
    March 14 10:56 AM
  • bighubbabuddha *slides out a symmetrical poop* now for dessert Smok
    March 14 10:36 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Yes but it won't infect you, tasty wet cumies for smok
    March 14 09:57 AM
  • bighubbabuddha It's tasty protein, it won't make you gay promise
    March 13 09:39 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Cums on the moob ice-cream scoops, there you go smok
    March 13 09:24 PM
  • bighubbabuddha it has protein and vitamins, no pathogens. very tasty
    March 13 06:02 PM
  • bighubbabuddha *freezes moob juice into moob icrecream* want some?
    March 13 05:39 PM
  • bighubbabuddha wasn't it tasty though?
    March 13 03:49 PM
  • bighubbabuddha *squirts moob juice over Smok's face* ahh just like that
    March 13 01:56 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Lifts moob up suggestively, want to suck Smokie?
    March 12 07:54 PM
  • bighubbabuddha We share the same present moment
    March 12 05:23 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Turns out you are Hawk's lil brother wtf
    March 12 12:10 PM
  • bighubbabuddha wait so you aren't a virgin??
    March 11 03:47 PM
  • bighubbabuddha damn, you have a 4 inch penis, make sure to wash it with soap in the shower, don't want it getting smelly
    March 11 03:38 PM
  • bighubbabuddha that's quite funny LOL, so did you want that flaccid BBC transplanted onto you?
    March 11 03:11 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Are you secretly listening to metal
    March 10 06:42 PM
  • bighubbabuddha You've disappeared, you're not even a ghost
    March 10 06:42 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Your approval rating keeps going down lmao
    March 9 11:11 AM
  • rockarollacola its a lie
    March 8 11:44 PM
  • bighubbabuddha I can transplant a BBC onto you but the problem is it will remain flaccid, you keen?
    March 8 01:44 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Didn't realise you were diagnosed gay. my apologies
    March 8 01:28 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Exploding bumholes
    March 8 11:40 AM
  • bighubbabuddha I'm a size eleven so pretty big actually
    March 8 08:50 AM
  • NathanGWard where is hawks and what have you done with him
    March 8 12:38 AM
  • bighubbabuddha *Oils Smok ass with lube*, Buddha shoves his foot into Smok's asshole
    March 7 04:30 PM
  • bighubbabuddha buddha sticks tongue in Smok's asshole. Smok wails into the abyss
    March 7 10:33 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Smok, give Buddha a nice fat kissy
    March 6 05:57 PM
  • bighubbabuddha only kidding, the burrito is Asian chodes serenaded in sweet chili sauce
    March 6 04:16 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Steak, sausage, bacon, Mac n cheese and sweet potato fries burrito for my lil smokie
    March 6 10:42 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Fine, but do you want this not-at-all suspicious burrito?
    March 6 10:05 AM
  • bighubbabuddha still counts which means you have to eat another suspicious burrito
    March 5 09:30 PM
  • bighubbabuddha they are nu-metal, eat a poop
    March 5 09:25 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Also you cheated on your no metal month by listening to SOAD, SPANK SPANK
    March 5 06:35 PM
  • bighubbabuddha I could give you some of my milk, *lifts moob suggestively towards Smok*
    March 5 06:34 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Damn, you were a marooned sperm whale, what did you eat primarily?
    March 5 05:53 PM
  • bighubbabuddha were you a fatty before?
    March 5 05:22 PM
  • bighubbabuddha no reason
    March 5 05:08 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Smok. Are you pregnant?
    March 5 04:54 PM
  • garas Damn, your soundoff was very harsh on Thangorodrim's Taur-nu-Fuin.
    March 4 01:39 PM
  • budgie lol
    March 4 05:32 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Smok, do an arrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh against budgie
    March 3 06:32 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Lil Sharkey turned into a wriggly soup LOL, wuu2
    March 3 04:52 PM
  • bighubbabuddha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ4wLM5qRj0
    March 3 01:49 PM
  • bighubbabuddha thats more bbc than a cornstar
    March 3 01:41 PM
  • bighubbabuddha each burrito has the meat of a Big Black Co.ck, goats cheese with a spicy chipotle sauce, bon appetit
    March 3 01:34 PM
  • bighubbabuddha a burrito dump is where you swallow a massive burrito then s*** it out 15 minutes later
    March 3 01:16 PM
  • bighubbabuddha you are close to 5555, will you do a mighty burrito dump to celebrate?
    March 3 01:14 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Yeah she does parp out some real meaty farts, your nostrils in heaven bro ;)
    March 3 12:48 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Smok you can admit it, you have a meaty fart fetish , it's ok, I got you bro
    March 3 12:00 PM
  • bighubbabuddha She loves a thick black sausage and the devil is only 4 inches erect
    March 3 11:59 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Satan is a cuck simp amirite , the Tyrone's **** his missus as he jerks off into a crusty sock
    March 3 11:50 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Smoochy kiss, we off to different realms then Smok, give old Buddha a smoochy kiss good bye
    March 3 11:21 AM
  • bighubbabuddha unless you are gay, no gays in da hood heaven
    March 3 09:55 AM
  • bighubbabuddha as buddha im friends with jesus, you are welcome to da hood heaven with me
    March 3 09:49 AM

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