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5.0 classic
Bathory Nordland II
The greatest adventure depicted by music the world has ever known
Deicide The Stench of Redemption
Relentless riffs and enticing melodies make this beast a treat to behold. The perfect death metal album m/
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Rips Out the Soul and Leads it by Way of Darkness and Night to the Gateway of the Spirit World. Trvest Kvltest Wickedest Album Art m/
Johann Pachelbel Canon and Gigue in D
The best, most beautiful, and most perfect song ever written. An impossibly intricate version of this plays in Heaven
Venom Welcome to Hell
VENOM IS THE BEST BAND OF ALL TIME!!! WITNESS THE BIRTH OV THE TRV!!!

4.5 superb
Ancient Svartalvheim
classic trv meloblasymph
Anorexia Nervosa New Obscurantis Order
intense emphatically symphonic BLASYMPHONY
Anorexia Nervosa Drudenhaus
ultimate classical black metal beauty
Antonin Dvorak Serenade for Strings, Op.22, B.52
absolute masterpiece of a serenade, let ii take you and your lady away
Antonio Vivaldi Concerto for 2 violins in A minor, RV 522
a lively, exciting allegro, a dramatic and heart-rending L&S, and another blazing allegro that progresses and completes what the first began
Avatar (BEL) ...Memoriam Draconis
artistically symphonic black metal with great medieval atmosphere
Barathrum Legions of Perkele
barathrum's best, a blackened spirited groovefest birthed as the trv successor to venom and bathory
Bathory Katalog
i swear some people have no idea what a compilation album is, and this one is very special at that, originally meant as a promotional sampler not for commercial release but later pressed for the public, this album features a champion from each of bathory's ten LPs to this date, and hearing black mark's/quorthon's personal picks to show in business deals is an intimate glimpse into the background operation of an extreme metal record company
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark
quorthon inducts symphonics, later to reach their peak in such as emperor, and slow tempo atmospheric epics, which he himself would master on the nordland albums, into the trv kvlt. the whole album is pure win but call from the grave, enter the eternal fire, and 13 candles, the slow tempo epics, really steal the show
Bathory Blood Fire Death
blazing 10k horsepower riffs galloping across blood flooded fields and mountains of slain in every quarter
Bathory Nordland I
the first edition of quorthon's absolute masterpiece, every track is an epic folk treasure
Bathory Nordland I & II
listening to nordlands i and ii one after the other is the aural scandinavian equivalent of reading the iliad and odyssey back to back. never has a double album been more epic
Bathory In Memory of Quorthon Volume II
volume ii is full of grand epics and some of bathory's best thrash, plus a war pigs and highly bathory-ized ace of spades cover
Brimstone Feel Our Flames Caress
pure win trv melodeath
Catamenia Winternight Tragedies
flawless blackened melodeath
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Needled 24/7 4.5 A BACKSTABBING MOTHERFUCKER TO THE BONE IS WHAT YOU ARE; Sixpounder 4 IM READY TO BLOW YOU AWAAAAAYYYY; Chokehold 4; Bodom Beach Terror 4.5 those keys BODOM BEACH TERROR; Angels PERFECT 5 THEN RIPS OUT MY HEART TO SHOW ME HOW BLACK IT IS; Triple Corpse HAMMERBLOW 5; You're Better Off Dead THAN FUCKING WITH ME 5; Lil' Bloodred 4 weakest song but CMON MOTHERFUCKERS; Hate Crew Deathroll 5 WE'RE HATE CREW! WE STAND AND WE WON'T FAAALLLL, WE'RE ALL FOR NONE AND NONE FOR ALLLLL! FUCK YOU WE'LL FIGHT TIL THE LAST HIT! AND WE SURE AS HELL AIN'T TAKIN' NO SHIT! C'MON!!! AYAYAAYAYAAYAYAAYOOOOOOWWW!!
Crimson Moonlight Songs From The Archives
highest holy black metal from heaven m/ peak symphonic black to compete with emperor
Curta'n Wall Crocodile Moat!!!!!!!
a medieval fair all in your ear, beware the crocos!!!
Curta'n Wall Siege Ubsessed!
very fun pure win lighthearted trv folk black metal m/m/m/m/m/m/
Dark Angel Darkness Descends
trvest darkest thrash incarnate
Death Scream Bloody Gore
SCREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAM BLOOOOOOOOODY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE MOTHAFUCKAS TRV DEATH!!!!!
Death Death By Metal
THE TRV DEATH RIPS SO FUCKING AHRD!!!!!! WHEN KAM LEE WAS A BOZZ CHUCK AND ROZZ PLAYED GEETARS AND DEMONS OBEYED MEN!!!!!!!
Dimmu Borgir Enthrone Darkness Triumphant
darkness punctuated by light, emphatic yet elegantly haunting keys, raw force of black metal, ENTHRONE. DARKNESS. TRIUMPHANT!!!
Dimmu Borgir Devil's Path
a masterful raw exposition after having claimed their place as premier blasymph orchestrators, symphonized version of noctural fear is pure win, plain cover not so much
Edenbridge Sunrise in Eden
*~*~*~lovely~symphonic~majesty~*~*~* amazing album. absolutely worthy of their name, raw and beautiful, every track hits its mark
Elderwind The Magic of Nature
very excellent melodic blackdoom
Elderwind Fires
sagas gone all range mode
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
the emperor expands his vast empire, and it is mighty
Emperor As the Shadows Rise
fking gorgeous ep of 3 rerecorded tracks from wrath of the tyrant
Emperor Emperor
trvly imperial emperor m/
Emperor Wrath of the Tyrant
emperor at their rawest & trvest kvlt m/
Emperor Emperor / Wrath of the Tyrant
as an LP they create the kvltest album conceivable -.- m/
Equilibrium Sagas
GERMAN BLACK FOLK METAL KINGS!!
Franz Schubert Ave Maria Violin duo, Op.52 No.6, D.839
no words
Graveworm Scourge of Malice
nearly perfect album culminating in an impossible dark symphony storm with an awesome fear of the dark cover
Hyngwar Eternal Glory
fuckin pure win epic raw folk/melodic black metal
Insomnium Since the Day It All Came Down
near perfect album, peak melodeath
Johann Pachelbel Chaconne in F Minor, P. 43
simply powerful
Johann Sebastian Bach Violin Sonata No.1 in G minor, BWV 1001
pure win violin
Johann Sebastian Bach Concerto for 4 harpsichords and strings, BWV 1065
i is amazing virtuosic fun, ii is a lovely duel between the masculine and feminine, iii is a climactic war against the enemy
Johann Sebastian Bach Concerto for 3 Harpsichords in D minor, BWV 1063
absolutely lovely concerto
Johann Sebastian Bach The Well-Tempered Clavier I BWV 846-869
so many gripping kleevers, just listen to it
Kalmah The Black Waltz
the best in powered melodeath with new unrivalled death vox
Krallice Diotima
sex
Lord (FRA) Behind the Curtain of Darkness
lovely atmospheric french black symph with ethereal keys
Lord (FRA) Lord
raw subzero fog night incantation ominous blasymph
Lord Belial Enter The Moonlight Gate
amazing classic bm that individually integrates all the styles developed
Louis Vierne Carillon de Westminster, Opus 54, No. 6
a powerfully dense organ piece culminating in a raging tsunami
Majestica Above the Sky
an absolutely majestic masterpiece of power metal m/
Massacre From Beyond
while chuckie was flirting with silly prog rick n kam were still keeping the flame of necromance alive with the TRV!!!
Master Master
absolute masterpiece
Mayhem Henhouse Recordings
holy satan yeah you cant hear it as crystal as desired but they go so fkn AHRD here especially that untitled track devillidamn. dead's voiceovers for freezing moon are cute lmao
Midwinter Astral Mirrors
raw melodic black symph with folk touches, golden age is a fucking masterpiece
Mjaltsjuka Nordiska Svarth​å​gor
epic folky atmo-blackgaze, the only way out is aural healing
Mooncitadel Night's Scarlet Symphonies
immaculate scarlet symph m/
Moonlight Sword Imperial Dragon Kommando
excellent black symph with dungeon interludes
Mythic Anthology
solid as hell all women deathdoom
Numenor Sword and Sorcery
amazing meloblack/power/symph/folk album with trvly manly cleans
Obtained Enslavement Soulblight
a beautifully haunting blasymph album
Possessed Seven Churches
THE FIRST TRV DEATH METAL ALBUM M/
R.A.V.A.G.E. On We Slay
THE TRV ATHEIST goes so fucking ahrd man why did they change this? among the best of the early dm demos, look at all the poseurs below
Ragnarok Arising Realm
peak melodic/symphonic trv black metal m/
Ragnarok (UK) To mend the Oaken Heart
magical symphonic folk/black with trv gremlin vox
Ragnarok (UK) Beloved of the Raven God
absolutely fucking wild raw black folk metal
Sadus Death to Posers
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Skyfire Timeless Departure
a timeless meloblack classic m/
Slechtvalk Falconry
constantine, the album
Slechtvalk The War That Plagues The Lands
a more gentle and spidery work, dual anguish and angel vox when they occur are lovely
Thanatos Angelic Encounters
relentless ultimate cant believe its 2000s osdm
Twilight Force Heroes of Mighty Magic
pure peak power metal m/ HEROES OF MIGHTY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS
Tyrant (JPN) Under The Dark Mystic Sky
classic immaculate 90s melodic blasymph all the way from nippon
Venom In League with Satan
an amazing collection of the best from venom's first 4 albums, hilarious tv and radio ads, and bonus non-album singles. a one stop shop for all things trv VENOM
Windir Soknardalr
windir's melodic black symph can have all my babies m/

4.0 excellent
1914 Where Fear and Weapons Meet
pretty epic blackened death/doom. a highlight in tread but nothing bad at all. just the vox aren't the greatest and a deeper more powerful growl would have suited this better
Absu The Temples of Offal
absulutely intense osdm
Aephanemer A Dream Of Wilderness
melodic death metal unlike any other, atmospheric and intense, composed with constant rhythmic mindfulness, wicked french lady vox throughout with some regretfully underused cleans, aephanemer seek to take you on an unforgettable adventure. not a single off kilter track, resounding in an even more amped up climax on the last course of the album. bonus old french song cover is amazing, and total french lyric le rideau de la meduse is even better than the album english version. wish they had a couple more tracks in full french
Aephanemer Prokopton
these francophones let it go like nothing else, like early equilibrium went full melodeath instead of black folk, this is some zany shit
Agathodaimon Blacken the Angel
pretty excellent melodic blackdoom
Akhenaton (FRA) Divine Symphonies
a swathe of french melody amongst ambient synths, a variety of keys, and trv bm
Akhenaton (FRA) Solar Forces
sum lovely dunsynth followed by an epic blasymph showdown in final battle
Al-Namrood Estorat Taghoot
magical bm from a place where such things are forbidden
Aldo Matus Canon in D (Matus Remix)
a lively piano/lectric remix of the world's best song
Alghazanth AdraMelekTaus
a nice slab of modern black symph
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Twilight 5; Free 3; Guardians 5; God 4; Varyags 5; Tattered 5; No Fear 2.5; Hero 2.5; Live 2.5; Embrace 3 contains their most epic headbangers, prepare to conquer
Amon Amarth The Avenger
easily the best of their early albums. raw, much more deathy mdm with every member really into performing their part. aa at their freshest and most eager. north sea storm's gotta be their best song ever and it's a hard tie between this and twilight as their best album overall
Amorphis Skyforger
peak morphis forging the sky indeed
Amorphis Silver Bride
songs from their best album
Amorphis From the Heaven of My Heart
moar tracks from their masterpiece album
Ancestor (FIN) With No Strings Attached
as great as kalmah would become they could just as easily have had a career in osdm
Ancient The Cainian Chronicle
starts weak but builds up succinctly by the middle, weaker vox but they end up going with it. more prog than i usually care for but integrated well, those girly highs used a couple times worth a good o.O
Ancient Mad Grandiose Bloodfiends
a trver version of cof these rates are silly
Ancient Halls of Eternity
having had their cup of silliness th'ancient returns with a trv meloblack creation
Ancient Night Visit
back to business with a solid meloblasymphony
Ancient Back To The Land Of The Dead
once again a well composed yet not star reaching blasymphony + a NOICE bathory cover
Anguished Cold
HOT (for real though this is quite beautiful bum i mean bm)
Antestor Martyrium
a trvly gloomy doomy black metal fest reverred with shining hope, spiritual disease sets the atmosphere, depressed and thoughts include somber piano and flute intros respectively leading into heartwretching anguish, and mercy lord organizes the soul to the heavens. a masterful album
Antivenom Sacred Funeral
trv christian black metal every track is win. so much passion in his vox, christian bm rulz
Antonin Dvorak 8 Piano Humoresques, Op.101, B.187
i adore these humoresques, i, v, vii, viii < 3
Antonio Vivaldi L'Estro Armonico No. 12 in E Major, Op. 3, RV 265
a masterpiece in it's own right, love this lively concerto
Antonio Vivaldi Lute Concerto in D Major RV 93
amazing allegros unfortunately attached to a dismal largo
Antonio Vivaldi Mandolin Concerto in C major, RV 425
i is one of my most favourite classical pieces of all time, so much energy and joy. ii is this subtle, furtive shadow that grips over time, finally iii brings back a light thrush that complements i in a more playful, less assertive fashion
Antonio Vivaldi Violin Concerto in A Minor, Op. 3 No. 6 RV 356
i is majestic, ii is sombre filler, iii a simple unhinged attack
Antropofagus Methods of Resurrection Through Evisceration
some really damn good bdm
Anubis (INDO) Perpetual Darkness Through the Global Eclipse
can only find track 1 bc trying to search their name with that track 2 title is impossible, nevertheless amateur raw blasymph and it is pure win and they should have kept going
Apocalyptica Reflections
pretty good/relaxing collection of neoclass, pers picks include prologue, education, somewhere, drive and heat
Arachnid Arachnid
side a is solid dm as can be, side b suffers from mids dark n witching, reaper and water make up for it
Arcangelo Corelli 12 Concerti Grossi, Op. 6
an epic collection of highlight as well as generic baroque with my personal favourites including 1 iv, 4 i, 4 v, 4 vi, 5 iii, 8 i, 10 v, and 12 ii
Arghoslent The Entity
entity of earliest melodeath
Artificial Brain Labyrinth Constellation
like krallices debut but death metal
Artificial Fear LoZ: Metal
the best loz covers ive ever heard. best tracks include storms, esp lost woods damn listen to it NAO, market theme < 3, song of time is epic, and clock town medley is damn epic
Astralborne Eternity's End
a fresh take on finny melodeath
Atargatis Divine Awakening
and here is the band's ultimate gem, the whole album is a small treasure with a superior version of last goodbye
Atheist Beyond '88 Demo
prod is a bit more ass than it needs to be but still some of the trvest dm ever
Atheist Hell Hath No Mercy
amazing demo, his screams sound like skull kid
Augury Fragmentary Evidence
techdeath done right
Aura Noire Le Cercle des Âmes
the one track that can be found off this is pure symphonic cradle worship
Autopsy Rehearsal 09.04.1988
autopsy's best recording, more balanced and faster paced than anything after
Avatar (BEL) Emperors of the Night
raw pure win black symph
Avatar (BEL) Promo 98
great alt versions of a couple tracks on their late release 2nd album
Bal-Sagoth Atlantis Ascendant
album starts as tolerably cheesy cringe (the good kind), but from star-maps onwards builds into a trv melodic/power bm feast. dreamer in the catacombs to end is a solid slab of epic bm adjacent win
Barathrum Okkult
the fertile barry continue birthing pure win black n roll
Barathrum Saatana
barry slap ass with their signature black n roll
Barathrum Fanatiko
fuckin short but sweet ass black n roll 12 years later damn
Bathory Bathory
AND THUS THE TRV KVLT WAS BORN
Bathory The Return of the Darkness and Evil
THE TRV KVLT ASCENDANT
Bathory Requiem
slightly charred extremely dirty thrash, whole album goes ahrd m/
Bathory Blood on Ice
like the title suggests this album is a slow accumulative snowfall building up into a great glacier, shredding its enemies in half like so many vulnerable titanics
Bathory Hammerheart
quorthon gets experimental and goes full out folk allowing the rising trv kvlt to have their fill of his creation. not everything is fleshed out but baptize in fire and ice and especially one rode to asa bay are immortal masterpieces
Bathory In Memory of Quorthon
the man, the myth, the legend, this is a post-humous series compilation of assorted bathory bests, collecting tracks from amongst all quorthon's discography including a few of his solo pieces and tribute tracks by his sister
Bathory Jubileum Volume I
a new epic instrumental + 3 venomy thrash tracks, sacrifice having been on the first scandinavian metal attack split and you dont move me being one of bathory's earliest recordings from 1983, then a selection of some of bathory's finest distinguishing the atmosphere of all previous releases
Bathory Jubileum Volume II
burnin leather is a great self-titled era type track, die in fire is blackened motorhead/venom worship, otherwise a great highlight selection from bathory's first 6 albums
Bathory Jubileum Volume III
a heavy requiem and octagon compilation (which rule) with an early unpolished track in satan my master and a clear transition from the satanic black metal themes to viking metal in nomine satanas, using satan lyrics but with the backtrack to what would become bond of blood/twilight of the gods title, resolution greed is a mid tempo thrash leftover from the requiem/octagon era, witchcraft is a crusty blackened thrash track from self titled era, valhalla backvoc/multitrack sample is exactly what it says, genocide is another great previously unreleased mid tempo req/oct type track, and a few great tracks from blood on ice
Bathory In Memory of Quorthon Volume I
the first in a post-humous series compilation of assorted bathory bests, in memory of quorthon collects tracks from amongst all quorthon's discography including a few of his solo pieces. this volume includes the punky ive had it coming, a sex pistols god save the queen cover, and a not so exciting finisher in boy
Bathory In Memory of Quorthon Volume III
def the weirdest collection of all things quorthon. some amazing classics like woman of dark desires and sea wolf, but then 2 kiss covers and the beatles wut? also a bleh track from his 2nd solo album and finally a couple tracks done with his sister on vox who has quite a lovely voice consecrating her brother's death as well as creating bathory's first gothic metal
Batushka Litourgiya
the chanting except on istina is annoying but good bm
Batushka Raskol
excellent blend of krallicey riffs n trad black + suitable chanting
Batushka Мария / Maria
batushgood
Behemoth Evangelion
this is how you do blackened death in the 21st century, a modern sound without letting it get soft and keeping the songwriting tight. polish death vox sound so good on lucifer fucking love behemoth
Behemoth And the Forests Dream Eternally
dark forest dreams including a title track to sventevith, bathory worship, and a look into the ancient occult vastlands
Behemoth Grom
beware the behemoth's thunder, for it is mighty, and behold the allures of the man and maiden in the stormclouds awaiting those of uneven fate
Beherit Engram
first half is some hawt rock n roll krallice but then turns into a completely different album (for the better?) by throwing on some black doom
Belphegor Obscure and Deep
primal belphegor unlike ever heard before
Billy Talent Live From The UK
finally get to 4 a bt album, raw n imperfect with all their highlights esp the unpolished inflections on nothing to lose, great album
Black Forest Dream
a magical blackened power metal feast
Black Lycanthropy For Satan's Eternal Glory
some ahrd aggressive old school style bm
Black Wytche The Last Rytes
fuck my balls the vox are fog in the mix but this is pure win trv nearly deathy thrash why dont they have an lp ffs
Blasphemophagher Nuclear Empire of Apocalypse
old school style death metal in 2008, you love to see it
Blue Claw Philharmonic Dance and EDM Classical Remix
dance/electro remixes of some of the most famous classical pieces, esp effective are canon n ave maria, extended mixes better than the radios
Bodom After Midnight Paint the Sky With Blood
Paint the Sky with BLOOD 4; Payback 4; Dead Angels stream cleaned 3.5
Bolt Thrower In Battle There Is No Law!
bolt thrower's only pure win album but what a win m/
Bon Jovi 7800° Fahrenheit
best rock album of all time
Bond The Collection
behold, trvly beautiful, talented women
Brimstone Carving a Crimson Career
powerdeath like a more epic arghoslent, trv spirit metal in its most primal form
Burzum Aske
an elevated production does nothing but help varg as the songs vastly improve with a fortified and complete trv version of sad spirit
Burzum Burzum
BURZUM
Burzum Belus
while not reaching the heights of his original kvlt releases, varg brings the cathartic darkness of burzum into the 21st millenium as he himself sees the light of day once again
Burzum Et Hvitt Lys Over Skogen
how could this be left out? the best thing burzum has ever done, trv riffs, trv 'sphere
Burzum Burzum/Aske
aske version of sad spirit is better but no reason to leave out the burzum version, in any case burzum rulz
Carach Angren The Chase Vault Tragedy (Demo)
the best thing they ever did
Carathis The Amethyst Fortress
very fun meloblack ep
Catamenia Eternal Winter's Prophecy
a wintry light meloblack wolfy win highlight in anubis
Catamenia Eskhata
a very icily smooth album, perfect production and yet a more bm veneer than on any previous. every track is great but storm, rain of blood, landscape, and title stand out
Catamenia Chaos Born
the first two tracks trump anything theyve done before, immaculate blackened melodeath, but onwards is a mixed tale ending on a high note, as stated highlights in kuolon tanssi and calm before the storm
Ceremonial Oath Lost Name of God
gud trv melodeath demo
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
Warheart 4.5; Silent Night 3.5; Title 3.5; Razors 3; Towards Dead End 4.5; Black Widow 3; Wrath 3.5; Band Track easy 5; Downfall 4.5. Aces high cover is also bomb af
Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper
YE-YEAOW! Title 4; Midnight 3.5; SO COME ON MOTHAFUCKA GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT! Decadence 4; Everytime 4; Mask 3.5; Scythe 3.5; iduntgivafukif YOU HATE ME! top 5 bodom just about a perfect 5; Comfort weird and worst song on the album but still 3.5; Shadows the best last minute song ever 4. demo hate me is more awesome in some ways than the final
Children of Bodom Blooddrunk
everyone who hates this is a little BTICH hellhounds 4; title 3.5; lobodomy 3.5; One Day 3.5; Smile 4; Tie My Rope 55555555 one of the best tracks they've ever done YOW!; done with everything 4; banned from heaven 4; roadkill 4
Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Living Dead Beat 5 such a good song to walk to; Title 4.5 dat introspective poetry; Peace 4 dat roman adage; Punch 3.5 weirdest ballad but ok; In Your Face 55555555 radio edit is *bleeping* hilarious; Next In Line 2.5 one of their shittiest songs; Bastards 4 obnoxiously good; Trashed 4 also obnoxiously good; Fall 3.5 some of the most retarded lyrics alexi's ever spewed but who fuckin cares
Children of Bodom Hellhounds On My Trail
title ofc is great, condition meh, bed of nails awesome, live tracks great
Children of Bodom Trashed, Lost & Strungout
knuckleduster is pure win, n bed of nails n beautiful are among their best covers, title is a 3.5
Children of Bodom Tokyo Warhearts
best live album ever. band of 19 year old bros 4 lyfe suddenly finding themselves so successful as to travel halfway across the world to go crazy n just unleash their raw energetic party on the pacific island masses. keys/guitar duel is great. alexi still has a thick finnish accent lmao
Children of Bodom Skeleton in the Coffin
aces high is one of their best ever covers, n naturally they make war n hypnosis sound so much better than their originals
Children of Bodom A Chapter Called COB - The Final Show
bodoms last ever show. good variety of tracks amongst their whole discography tho alexi sounds a bit rusty. highlights in angels dont kill, needled 24/7, hate me, and downfall KIITOS JA RIP ALEXI LAIHO
Cirith Ungol The Orange Album (demo)
cirith is the best
Coroner Mental Vortex
smooth transitions and slow sections, thrashy melodies. main riffs of son of lilith almost like blooddrunk. don't care for semtex. sirens is boring. metamorphosis pretty cool riffage and damn dat solo. pale sister's groovy af. about life is a pretty cool mdm song. gonna pretend the beatles cover isnt there
Countess The Gospel of the Horned One
simple but trv classic bm
Countess Banners of Blood
2021 but this sounds like a fresh 1998 release, blackened cirith ungol with some bathory and plenty of barathrum excellent shit
Cradle of Filth Vempire or Dark Faerytales in Phalluste
a great ep/album despite it only existing as a deal to get out of a shoddy contract, highlight in queen of winter
Cradle of Filth Midian
cof's most concrete album since they debuted, saffron's curse is an improved and solidified barthory aria, followed by runners in death magick and amor, typified by ghost, ending justifiably with veil from grace and tortured soul
Cradle of Filth Nymphetamine
cradles 2nd best album featuring gilded cunt, title tracks, coffin fodder, secret, swansong, and mother of abominations. its definitely too long and a lot of passages are pure filler but the good outweighs the bad
Cradle of Filth Lovecraft & Witch Hearts
one of the best album arts ever, featuring a ton of their best bangers at this point with a slight remix here and there, and a handful of cool covers
Crimson Moonlight Veil of Remembrance
bounces all over the place in the extreme genres (as well as an embarrassing amount of mccore on embraced not to mention several worthless tech/prog sections on echoes) but overall holds strong to its blackened death/death/black/melodic death/melodic black frame
Crimson Moonlight Eternal Emperor
excellent addition to the emperor (heh) and dimmu borgir tradition
Crystal Abyss First Born Snow
well done russian blasymph
Crystal Abyss Visions of the Past
a couple pure win raw black symphos
Crystal Abyss Sageness Fallen
a trv version of cof
Crystal Abyss Word of the Darkest Ages
a polished russian compendium of cradle, dimmy, and empy highlight in first born snow
Dark Funeral Vobiscum Satanas
et nobiscum satanas est
Darkthrone Cromlech
if only this had served as a cromlech, keeping the band steady in a great monument of dm's might. alas, they abandoned their heritage to mock the trv north
Dawn Slaughtersun (Crown of the Triarchy)
knell and falcula are soul piercing affairs, while the rest keep up the momentum though unfortunately never surpassing it again
Dawn Demo 1
pure win os deathy doomy mdm with fukkin mighty vox
Death Leprosy
the last trv death. solid classic osdm
Death Angel The Ultra-Violence
few are as invigorated by the thrash god as the DEATH ANGEL
Decapitated Winds of Creation
too bad the winds petered out after this
Decapitated Cemeteral Gardens
simple and basic with a light guitar tone and dad's old drumset, yet pure win and trv dm with trite but atmospheric keys, impressively crafted by 4 teenagers as young as 12
Der Weg Einer Freiheit Der Weg Einer Freiheit
quality modern bm. not much to complain about it's just good
Derdian New Era Pt. 1
an amazing neoclassical power metal album successfully soaring like icarus before plummeting on ironically enough where i can fly and landing in the crystal lake, but soaring once again towards the safety of its cage of light
Destroyer 666 Wildfire
the 666 stands for trv metal, trv thrash, trv black
Destruction Diabolical
holy damn balls was not expecting such a tight m/ thrash album 40 years into their career cut your zombie hand off and m/ with him indeed
Diabolical Fullmoon Unholy Pagan War - Promo Rehearsal
synthbeast bm with all of the old school influences
Dimmu Borgir Stormblåst
dimmy build on the ideas of tid to make a mighty storm blast of riffs, keys, n synths. the prod is still light, but this time it goes with the music and adds atmosphere rather than being a matter of technicality
Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions
a weakened version of enthrone, adding a lighter tone, more flippant keys, and random clean vox a la cradle. still a solid album with peak moments on every track save arcane lifeforce
Dimmu Borgir Godless Savage Garden
GET ME IN HER GARDEN
Dismember Like an Ever Flowing Stream
an everflowing stream...of RIFFS
Dismember Reborn in Blasphemy
behold the birth of melodeath along with its brother enfeebled earth! solid deathy melodic death metal with above demo quality
Dismember Rehearsal Demo '89
pure win dismember production isnt even bad
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
a meloblack classic that trades sheer intensity for crystal riffs and light atmosphere
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
ON A COLD WINTER MORNING, IN THE TIME BEFORE THE LIGHT IN FLAMES OF DEATH'S ETERNAL REIGN, WE RIDE TOWARDS THE FIGHT WHEN THE DARKNESS HAS FALLEN DOWN, AND THE TIMES ARE TOUGH ALL RIGHT THE SOUND OF EVIL LAUGHTER FALLS AROUND THE WORLD TONIGHT FIGHTING HARD, FIGHTING ON FOR THE STEEL, THROUGH THE WASTELANDS EVERMORE THE SCATTERED SOULS WILL FEEL THE HELL, BODIES WASTED ON THE SHORES ON THE BLACKEST PLAINS IN HELL'S DOMAIN, WE WATCH THEM AS THEY GO IN FIRE AND PAIN, NOW ONCE AGAIN, WE KNOW SO NOW WE FLY EVER FREE WE'RE FREE BEFORE THE THUNDERSTORM ON TOWARDS THE WILDERNESS, OUR QUEST CARRIES ON FAR BEYOND THE SUNDOWN, FAR BEYOND THE MOONLIGHT DEEP INSIDE OUR HEARTS AND ALL OUR SOULS SO FAR AWAY, WE WAIT FOR THE DAY FOR THE LIVES ALL SO WASTED AND GONE WE FEEL THE PAIN OF A LIFETIME LOST IN A THOUSAND DAYS THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES, WE CARRY ON AS THE RED DAY IS DAWNING AND THE LIGHTNING CRACKS THE SKY THEY'LL RAISE THEIR HANDS TO THE HEAVENS ABOVE WITH RESENTMENT IN THEIR EYES RUNNING BACK THROUGH THE MID-MORNING LIGHT THERE'S A BURNING IN MY HEART WE'RE BANISHED FROM A TIME IN A FALLEN LAND TO A LIFE BEYOND THE STARS IN YOUR DARKEST DREAMS SEE TO BELIEVE OUR DESTINY THIS TIME AND ENDLESSLY WE'LL ALL BE FREE TONIGHT AND ON THE WINGS OF A DREAM, SO FAR BEYOND REALITY ALL ALONE IN DESPERATION, NOW THE TIME HAS GONE LOST INSIDE, YOU'LL NEVER FIND, LOST WITHIN MY OWN MIND DAY AFTER DAY THIS MISERY MUST GO ON SO FAR AWAY, WE WAIT FOR THE DAY FOR THE LIVES ALL SO WASTED AND GONE WE FEEL THE PAIN OF A LIFETIME LOST IN A THOUSAND DAYS THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES, WE CARRY ON
Dragonlord Rapture
a more mature and streamlined cof, RAWR goes the dragonlord!
Dwarrowdelf Maedhros
a magical there and back again masterpiece
Edenbridge Shine
another solid album, only a few tracks that dont bang as ahrd as the rest. move along and wild chase are mightiest among the mighty
Edenbridge Arcana
full of subtle but heavy prettinesses. a lot of air supply, a few tracks seem directly inspired by a part of your world, highlights in starlight reverie, palace, color my sky, whisper of the ages, suspiria, and winter winds
Edenbridge Sunrise In Eden (Gandalf Mix)
a weaker mix emphasizing sabine's vocals. still very beautiful, but the final release is more impactful
Eluveitie Slania
trv fun folk tunes even if the same melody is used as a base for half the tracks m/
Eluveitie Spirit
always forget how good this album is. raw, a little bmy, starts good and continually crescendos into better and better tracks, this is mdm style folk at its best
Elysion Silent Scream
dont even care, this band hits the gothic niche precisely. a metal evanescence, they combine simple rock-metal song structures with an unapologetically adolescent melancholy, and it hits the spot, just right there
Emperor Reverence
loss & curse is a masterpiece from the upcoming welkin, longing spirit is an old reworked awkwardity, and opus a satan is an imperial burzum
Ensiferum Ensiferum
the king and progenitor of melodic death folk metal m/
Enslaved Vikingligr Veldi
the most badass darkest adventure metal
Enslaved Blodhemn
blood revenge avenged
Enslaved Hordanes Land
great ep, if only they'd stayed enslaved in the hordanes
Entombed Left Hand Path
swedeath metal classic galore
Entombed Stranger Aeons
early tombed best tombed
Entombed DCLXVI: To Ride Shoot Straight and Speak the Truth
awesome death'd rockin riffs unlike anyone has ever metal'd, wreckage wrecks me ahrd
Epica The Classical Conspiracy
pretty good renditions of some of the most well known classical/score pieces save imperial march bc that sucks ass no matter the context, quietus, phantom agony, sancta terra, and consign to oblivion on the album side are such win omg dude
Equilibrium Turis Fratyr
amazing breakout album churning everything that would later become the masterpiece that is sagas
Erlosung Christmas Ist Krieg
by far the most beautiful, artistic, and trv christmas spirit represented on an album i have ever witnessed and i am not being ironic in the slightest
Eternal Autumn The Storm
undeniably solid melodeath for the enlightened
Eucharist I Am the Void
what a left field album, 25 years later and going almost full on modern bm. infinitely better than the crap they dished out in the 90s, a couple tracks subtly hearken to their roots (as does the title perhaps), while the tt makes use of some tasteful prog
Eucharist Shadows
pure win blackened melodeath track
Evoking Winds Towards Homestead
black metal amorphis is win, carol of the bells cover is lolz
Exodus Pleasures of the Flesh
pleasures of the thrash
Falkenbach ...En Their Medh Riki Fara...
such a weird album, so hard to believe this was created in '96. straight up good black folky jams
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers: NES Edition
a good variety on this one, castlevania covers are all amazing, esp vampire killer and bloody tears omg, ff covers are great esp battle 2, contras are great, battletoads too, ninja gaidens, mario worlds are annoying but metal, naturally zelda tracks are great, dr wily stage 1 is pure win but edit out the slow version at the end, and the moon apparently from duck tales is win as well
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 8
together we ride is epic as hell, and a lot of work was put into making every other track trvly METAL as well
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers: Undertale
megalovania, asgore, battle trv hero, and hopes and dreams are beautiful, with everything else granted a huge step up
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 16
excellent overall covers with nothing to lose a trv masterpiece, and temple, accelerated world, legend eagle, battle gym leader, and isaacs theme going ahrd
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers: Metal 'Em All
heard better guzma but its ok, alola elite four is p good, best cynthia ive ever heard, prob the best lavender town too he turns it into a real song, battle theme from oras goes ahrd, deoxys is great, lusamines are prob best ive heard, resh/zekrom is always epic, and his solgaleo/lunala is ahrd as fuck
FalKKonE One-Winged Angel
some great metallized ff themes
Finntroll Blodsvept
finntroll lay out a masterful album. still ironically title track is the only one i like listening to
Finntroll Midnattens Widunder
the best n trvest trvll, too bad its so short
Finntroll Blodsvept (EP Version)
great ep leading into the legendary blodsvept album
Franz Schubert Fantasia in F minor, D. 940
schubert roams across a multitude of landscapes in this 4 movement piece meant to be played with your lady ( ? ?? ?)
Frederic Chopin Waltzes, Op. 64
no 1 is pure riffage win, no 2 is subtler but classy, no 3 not the best closer but rounds it out all the same
Frederic Chopin Polonaises, Op. 26
fairly excellent with a lot of tempo changes and emotional landscapes
Frederic Chopin Polonaises Op. 40
no 1 is pure delight, no 2 is rather stark
Frederic Chopin Ballade No. 1, Op. 23
a slow build with intermingling frenzies leading to a domineering and irresistible richness
Frederic Chopin Ballade No.2, Op.38
keys of morning mist awaiting the inevitable tempest flurries
Frederic Chopin Ballade No.3, Op.47
an intertwining dance of subtle and conspicuous beauties
Galneryus Rebel Flag
title is one of their best songs, the keys dude. requiem is a decent intermission and then final resolution for overall epicity
Galneryus Under the Force of Courage
excellent anime metal overall, tho the random haphazard proggy bits slow it down and the latter half of the album doesnt quite clinch despite quality, raise my sword and voice of grievous cry are the trv winners on this bum
Galneryus Alsatia / Cause Disarray
awesome galnery ep
Galneryus Future Never Dies
galner is the best
Gehenna Seen Through the Veils of Darkness
before dimmy was born his older twin brother henna, and together they saw through the veils of darkness for all time, with highlights in shairak, title, and mystical play ( ? ?? ?)
Gehenna First Spell
consider me charmed, synth driven atmospheric bms with tight 90s prod highlight in shivering ghost
Gehenna Rehearsal '94
voxless mystical gehennas of varying quality
Gehenna Malice
a masterful blackened symphony
Ghost Bath Moonlover
ghost bathers do it better cry moar. death n maiden is just as good if not better than golden number, n happyhouse n silv flower p 2 are runnerups. bonus ascension is a banger too
Ghost Bath Starmourner
essential melodic blackgaze trumping their previous masterpiece in moonlover
Glenn Gould Bach: Goldberg Variations
excellent performance
Gorement The Ending Quest
the quest of ultimate deathdoom ends when you find this album
Gorement Into Shadows
a great melodic osdm ep
Grausamkeit Pink Green 666
majestic and trv
Grausamkeit Pink Green 666 (Remaster)
kratze still sounds more powerful on the original horrid production and all, but weltentod sounds much better
Graveland Carpathian Wolves
a glorious debut
Graveland 1050 Years of Pagan Cult
rerecordings of some of gravelands earliest works and some damn good epic black metal m/
Graveworm As the Angels Reach the Beauty
a gothic black dream, dreaming beauty is the best in this symphony of dark majesty, unfortunately setting up a higher standard for the rest, which while all excellent, dont ever quite reach the initial impression. a couple of the slower tracks are too long as well, but pure win bum regardless m/
Graveworm When Daylights Gone
excellent raw black symph, the vox are amateurish but also perfect, great sense of flow and atmosphere even in slow tracks like far away, amazing key placement as well. love the whole album
Graveworm Underneath the Crescent Moon
wonderful raw ep performed in pitch moonlight
Graveworm Engraved in Black
better production is both a good and bad thing, the trv times starting to get left behind, a bit too crisp. the songwriting also isnt as good, with several tracks requiring edits or just skipped completely, unlike previous albums. still, it is a win graveworm
Heidevolk Walhalla Wacht
not technically a 4 bc of how simple it is, but the execution is perfect so anything less would just be wrong, top tier folk metal
Helleruin War Upon Man
fun punky meloblack
Hellhammer Death Fiend
look at the poseurs above and below. try trv primitive black metal bitches
Holy Blood The Wanderer
raw production, shrieked vox from the depths of (heaven?), folk pervasion, and a mix of bm and hard rock riffs to create a trvly unique record
Holy Blood The Patriot
a combination of waves and shining as well as its own folk metal tangents, and blood of christ purifies sinners
Holy Blood Voice of Blood
evidently fedor going bathory solo was the correct decision. bangers one n all save freedom, the flute accents the riffs instead of just being there, solid vox n drums, title track esp is bomb
Holy Blood Україна
beast track
Horde Hellig Usvart
the trvest of the trv kvvvvvllllltttttt
Hulder Godslastering: Hymns of a Forlorn Peasantry
cute lady bm and i am simping. vox are often too weak but everything composed nicely and a solid kvlt listen
Hulder Purgations of Bodily Corruptions
2 tracks showcasing the best of hulders talents
Hulder Ascending the Raven Stone
a trv demo
Hulder A Forlorn Peasant's Hymn
hulder unleashes both her angel and demon in this lovely track
Hulder Rehearsal 8/13/18
amazing reh the best versions of these tracks plus a pure win cf cover
Hypocrisy Penetralia
early 90s hypocrisy man
Illuminandi In Via
epic polish christianity, intricately written gothic folk metal worship worthy of jesus
Immortal At the Heart of Winter
epic artwork that trvly depicts the icy brutality of this venture into the Realm of Blashyrkh. six tales of struggle, war, and demons that verily reach into the Heart of Winter, the Beauty and the Cruelty, the Majesty and the Harshness, the Beast that is Immortal
Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness
trvly the darkest and iciest excursion through the Realm of Blashyrkh ~IN MY KINGDOM COLD, AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS~A DARK WORLD MADE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE
Immortal Souls Under the Northern Sky
a lovely raw blizzard of wintry mdm
Imperanon Until the End
3 tracks of the enlightened darkness that is finnish melodeath
Incantation Mortal Throne of Nazarene
excellent osdm with just the right amount of doom
Incantation Vanquish in Vengeance
excellent n trv deathdoom, invoked, progeny, hellions n hollow sounds do me dirty
Incantation Upon the Throne of Apocalypse
just as win as mortal throne m/
Infernum ..Taur-Nu-Fuin..
excellent classic bm with perfectly accentual keys
Infester To the Depths... In Degradation
legendary heart n soul infesting osdm
Insomnium In the Halls of Awaiting
such a solid mdm debut every track worth spinning mwah
Insomnium Above the Weeping World
first couple songs are generic af but it picks up and holds on, heart to grave is damn solid. not as good as debut tho
Intestine Baalism An Anatomy of the Beast
solid osdm with random but welcome melodies n shrieks
Johann Pachelbel Hexachordum Apollinis
not pabel's best, still they suggest indeed what apollo might have first played if he had invented keys instead of the lyre and flute, getting gradually better and more masterful within his first hour of play, as the arias arrange themselves from the more timid to the confident, iv and v proudly expounding themselves in their second halves, while the finale in vi goes ever beyond exploring, experimenting, creating, divulging the novice becoming the master
Johann Pachelbel Ach Gott, Vom Himmel Sieh Darein, P.1
pabels organ arrangement naturally excellent
Johann Pachelbel Toccata in E minor
simply an excellent organ toccata from the master
Johann Sebastian Bach Violin Sonata No.2 in A minor, BWV 1003
amazing what a single violin can do
Johann Sebastian Bach Concerto for 3 Harpsichords No 2, BWV 1064
i is a lovely varied dance, ii is a meandering but not too far slow but steady stroll, iii is a more uproarious but curbing its own enthusiasm before becoming trvly raucous dance
Johann Sebastian Bach Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565
one of those epic compositions everyone knows even if they dont know they know it. at times dramatically intense, at others playfully lofty, bach gonna rip yo shit long after all your nude muddle is long forgotten
Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 3 in G major, BWV 1048
one of bach's best, excellent flow and distinction between fast and slow elements, violin is centre stage and wins it
Johann Sebastian Bach Triple Concerto in A minor BWV 1044
excellent epic concerto, though the flute can be abrasive at times
Johann Sebastian Bach Goldberg Variations, BWV 988
all kinds of key rifflings for any type of listener or player, fast, slow, middling, short, longer, beautiful, melancholic. ii and vi are my particular favourites
Johann Sebastian Bach Organ Concerto in D minor, BWV 596
wonderful concerto throughout, even the largo carries full weight
Johann Sebastian Bach Violin Concerto in A minor, BWV 1041
great brisk allegmo, a good but not quite gripping andante, and a final hammer hitting allesai to bring it all home
Johann Sebastian Bach Violin Concerto BWV 1042 in E Major
love i so much, so happy and elegantly ballroom dancy, ii is suitably melodramatic though not a keeper, and iii is a rapid sendoff to finish the night
Judas Iscariot Dethroned, Conquered and Forgotten
trv soul bm RUINED by turtle tracks
Kaatayra Toda História pela Frente
epic modern bm done right, tho theres rly no point in having moonsorrow length tracks just makes me have to do the work to cut them myself. toda magoa is the best track with miseria not far behind and castigo more of a teaser
Kalmah Swamplord
Evil 5; Wither 4; Berija 3.5; Roija 3.5; Dance 4; Hades Huuuuge 5; Alt 4; Word 4; Blind 4; Vezi 4 very unique and very darkly elegant mdm
Kalmah 12 Gauge
Rust 4.5; Breaking My Balls 3.5; Bullets 4; Swampwar 4.5; Better 3; Hook 4; Godeye 4; Title 4.5; Sacramentum 2
Kalmah Kalmah
kalmah with their sexiest album in 17 years holy shit
Kalter Spiritual Angel
perfectly good melodeath that they splice for no good reason with random and stupid prog sections. the mdm so overpowers the prog that even with my total disdain for all prog it still gets a 4, literally all you have to do is dissect the prog out and you'd have an entirely listenable and admirable mdm album, great keys throughout
Kalter Cold Misery
excellent folky melodeath with icy keys and smart songwriting
Kamijo Sang
lovely romantic japanese symphonic power metal
Korpiklaani Rankarumpu
damn in their old age korpi are going no holds barred creating the folkiest folk metal oat this is easily the ahrdest theyve ever gone ACCORDION SOOOOOOOLOOOOOOO
Krallice Krallice
a slightly premature but still satisfying orgasm
Kreator Endless Pain
what a debut, trv relentless german thrash
Kull Exile
supposedly a different venture from balsagoth and yet not really, thats not a bad thing as bangers like set nakt heh and pax imperialis surge on
Kvelertak Kvelertak
pure win punk/rock+metal fusion m/
Leaves' Eyes Sign of the Dragonhead
like a more artistic eluveitie, excellent album
Leaves' Eyes Elegy
no one quite sounds as lofty as leaves' eyes
Leaves' Eyes Legend Land
leaves' eyes so magical, growls need to be a lot better though
Leaves' Eyes We Came with the Northern Winds / En saga i Belgia
great show from the northern winds
Limbonic Art Phantasmagoria
it took a decade and a half but limbonic art finally graduate to the fiery depths generic title and concept notwithstanding
Lindsey Stirling Lindsey Stirling
excellent violinwomanship with the dubsteppy/lectro fects not adding anything most of the time but not taking anything away either. crystallize n transcendence are especially ahrd
Lindsey Stirling Artemis
a lot more streamlined but the electro elements are well integrated. opening tracks are great, half dozen mids afterward, but darkside onward solidifies it with guardian and aurora among her top most efforts
Lindsey Stirling Shatter Me
has several awkward compositions that make it difficult to give such a high score, and the vox on a couple tracks are pretty pointless, but when she kills it she kills it. take flight, ascendance and master of tides are especially potent
Lord (FRA) Demo 2000
graveyards of dead conquered, lord soars across the heavens terrorizing all with horrid beauty
Loreena McKennitt A Midwinter Night's Dream
new age CANADIAN folk that goes AHRD
Loreena McKennitt Parallel Dreams
celtic folk dreams
Ludovico Einaudi Una Mattina
beautiful piano songs starring ora, a fuoco, and nuvoles nere e esp bianche
Ludwig van Beethoven String Quartet No. 14 in C♯ minor, Op. 131
mild pleasantries until the beast is awakened in iv, he's let out in force in v, temporarily subdued in vi, and allowed to wreak havoc in the apocalypse that is vii
Ludwig van Beethoven Violin Sonata No.9 in A major, Op.47
i is virtuosic yet does not quite capture anything, ii is good when the lesser trills are trimmed, iii is nothing short of a masterpiece
Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No14 C-sharp minor,Op.27No2
gentle, dark, translucent, one of the first things you'll ever learn to play on piano culminating into the bombastic fury of the 3rd movement, the moonlight sonata will be played long after all the terrible shit you currently listen to and if you dont like it you're deafer than beethoven ever was
Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 13 in E♭ major, Op. 27, No. 1
movements ii and iv go ahrd as a couple of beety's best
Ludwig van Beethoven String Quartet No. 15 in A minor, Op. 132
requires some editing to keep the highlights high in i-iii, but like his other quartets he lets it rip in iv and v
Luke Faulkner Luke Faulkner
excellent modern compositions evocative of a simple but true spirit with highlights in daydreaming, new beginning, ballade, and the haunted castle
Luke Faulkner The Midnight Tide
man knows how to riff
Luke Faulkner Chopin: Waltzes and Polonaises
the man knows how to play chopin
Majesty of the Crimson Moon The Whispering of the Fullmoon
keys are kind of lame but get much better in ii, i is rly a practice session since ii goes ahrd with win lofi black symph
Maleficentt Night of Eternal Darkness
very enjoyable raw style meloblack
Malignant Eternal Tarnet
malignantly victorian blasymph
Mantas Rehearsal #3
mantas is a wicked homage to venom, evil dead has some spontaneous screams not on any other recording of it, and rise of satan is another excellent track not on any of their other recordings, a pure win reh
Mantas Death By Metal
includes a lost edition of death by metal with mantas instead of beyond the unholy grave, the official mantas demo release of death by metal, and rehearsal 3. on the lost edition of death by metal you have a really different but cool prod on the guitars of evil dead, the mantas recording is insane, and the last 2 tracks have some trv shrieks on them
Massacre Mythos
massacre LIVES!!! legit trv modern prodded but old style death metal m/
Massacre Rehearsal 8/Nov/86
the shitty rec almost doesnt matter because even through the fuzz this shit rulz
Massacre Aggressive Tyrant
pvre fvcking win early ass dm demo m/m/m/
Massacre Chamber Of Ages (Demo)
another pure win early massacre demo m/
Master On the Seventh Day God Created.... Master
due to a guitarist change not nearly as good as debut with some silly shout vox and america the pitiful just embarrassing, everything else is solid dm
Master 1985 Demo
lofi and inconsistent af tracks from their eventual 1990 debut but goes as ahrd as every other early dm
Mayhem Deathcrush
THE TRV KVLT ASCENDANT HAS A SON AND HIS NAME IS MAYHEM
Mayhem Live in Leipzig
when dead was still alive and an epic vocalist, funeral fog through pagan fears go fking AHRD, original lp also has additional studio versions of carnage and freezing moon
Mayhem Dawn of the Black Hearts
one of the most bootlegged metal albums oat, and good cause for it. amazing show despite the quality, later extra covers barely audible but sound like a party
Mayhem Out from the Dark
1989 rehearsal with dead that led to the darkness of their german shows, funeral fog is so good on here omggggg prob the best version
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
the golden standard
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas Alive
all dead versions of de miis are superior but fuck me if this excellent live record doesnt do its 94 hearkening justice highlight in funeral fog
Mayhem Originators of the Northern Darkness – A Tribute
THE LEGIONS OF THE KINGDOMS OF THE TRV KVLT UNITE TO DELIVER TRIBUTE TO THE TORCHBEARERS OF BLACK METAL WITH THEIR VERY OWN TERRITORIAL INSCRIPTIONS
Mayhem Live - Only Death Is Real
amazing incipit kvlt performance, if only dead had seen that life is real too
Mayhem Live in Zeitz
another amazing dead show with a great crowd, prod makes them sound especially gnarly, infinitely better quality than the bonus bootleg ripped version on leipzig deluxe lmao
Mayhem Live in Sarpsborg
an official release of the same show as dawn of the black hearts from a different recording, still an awesome show though the sound quality is better in some ways and worse than others as the infamous bootleg
Mayhem Live in Zeitz (Leipzig Deluxe Version)
static doesnt even matter when a bm band goes this AHRD!!!!
Melechesh The Ziggurat Scrolls
rare millenia old incantations of trv
Melechesh As Jerusalem Burns...Al´Intisar
unholy trv bm from the holy of holies
Melechesh Djinn
great semitic folk black
Melechesh Sphynx
not as solid as debut n soph but overall great tracks just listen to tattvic fire
Melechesh The Siege of Lachish
a couple tracks of the trv melechesh
Mgla Exercises in Futility
the poles know how to black metal bitches
Mgla Further Down the Nest
no one does modern bm quite like the mwah
Midvinter At the Sight of the Apocalypse Dragon
well conducted though unindividualistic classic bm based blasymph
Midvinterblot Skymning
an excellent folk metal rendition harking back to the ancestors throughout
Miserere Luminis Ordalie
some pretty damn good blackgaze with highlights in the bookends
Mithotyn King of the Distant Forest
beautiful melodic folk black that goes straight to your viking heart
Mooncitadel As Nightwind Embraced and the Shadows Caressed
quiet but trv
Mooncitadel Moon Calls to Wander the Winter's Majesty
new tracks are a bit silly but much better prod and is trv m/
Moonlight Haze De rerum natura
a few missteps in the second half but nearly a perfectly executed symphonic album
Moonlight Sorcery Piercing Through the Frozen Eternity
dont listen to manosg. cheap drum set so them fills sound like shit n the vox could be more powerful and/or mixed more emphatically but overall this is solid black symph/folk and cant wait to see them put out their first lp
Moonlight Sorcery Ice​-​Veiled Spell
pure win wintry track
Moonlight Sorcery Burning Embrace
great title tracks, burn cover so much better
Moonlight Sorcery Vihan Verhon Takaa
a great banger looking forward to the full album
Moonlight Sorcery Nightwind: The Conqueror From The Stars
another too short yet amazing melosymph bm ep
Moonlight Sorcery Horned Lord of the Thorned Castle
an album length version of all their previous efforts. hyper melodic, dark and zany as only a blackened power metal album could be, pure win, nuff said
Moonsorrow Metsä
best moonsy, hvergelmir is pure magic
Moonsorrow Tämä ikuinen talvi
trvest and best sorrow
Morbid Angel Covenant
morbid angel's magnus opus. simple formula folks, if you dont like covenant you dont like death metal
Morbid Saint Spectrum of Death
one of the best deathrash albums oat
Mortification Scrolls of the Megilloth
holy death metal to resurrect your soul
Mortiis Keiser Av En Dimensjon Ukjent
mortiis' best work yet, ukjent pt. 1 has zelda 64 vibes while pt. 5 is elevated rs music, the rest is a trvly dungeony forest
Morwinyon Pristine
successful wannabe krallicecore. cant deny the cosmic tremz in sea or land
Nachzehrer Eternal Deities of The Black Hordes
that is sum gud melo tremmy shit highlight in TITLE
Narjahanam Undama Tath'hur Al Shams Mn Al Gharb
another sexy arabic bm beauty
Narjahanam Wa Ma Khufiya Kana A'atham
a even better arab bm beauty, literally with that mmhmmm cover ( ? ?? ?)
Necromantia Scarlet Evil, Witching Black
two years later they enter trv darkness and make a solid af album m/
Necrophagia Nightmare Continues
took them a couple more years than their brothers but necrophagia thus achieved trv dm
Necrophobic Death to All
damn after 2 decades of work they finally wrote a tight and trv mdm album. best necrophobic up to now
Nightshade Wielding The Scythe
a weird combination of flames and dissection, check it out
Nightwish Oceanborn
nightwish's masterpiece
Nocturnal Depression Reflections of a Sad Soul
great atmosphere n melodies
Nokturnal Mortum To Lunar Poetry
damn good folk black metal SLAVA UKRAINI
Nokturnal Mortum Goat Horns
trv ukrainian black symph m/
Nokturnal Mortum Orathania / Коляда
a couple of the nokt's best tracks on this cute little ep
Nokturnal Mortum NeChrist
amazing first half with a momentum sustaining folky second half, concluding strongly in nebesnoye serebro peruna
Numenor Colossal Darkness
great meloblack/symph/power/folk debut
Obituary Slowly We Rot
slowly this is not. track after track of the tightest, most relentless dm bb
Obtained Enslavement Witchcraft
abrasive and intense yet playful gorgoroth symph, the keys are fuckin beautiful
Obtained Enslavement Out of the Crypts
a more blackened dm than st demo
Obtained Enslavement Obtained Enslavement
lofi dm with blasymph touches, pretty sweet
Obtained Enslavement Centuries of Sorrow
raw skeletal blasymph
Old Man's Child Born of the Flickering
trvest soul of meloblack and o look a bat!
Omnium Gatherum Origin
omnium, the gathering
Omnium Gatherum New World Shadows
dark, slow, and penetrating, with their usual turtle-rabbit song structures and everyday lyrics. cant go wrong with jukka era omnium
Omnium Gatherum The Burning Cold
consistent melodeath album of icy burn
Omnium Gatherum Non-Album Singles
absolute shame these arent on an any albums, blade reflections is great, chaospace is one of their best tracks, sepultura cover finishes it off
Oxygen Destroyer Sinister Monstrosities Spawned...
finally a good present day death metal recommendation. this shit's so good i think imma up it to a 4. doesn't let up or get boring for an entire half hour
Palantir Nightmare Opus
first few tracks are like a weaker version of sonarcs first albums, but then they turn it up with sailing on. title track is a masterpiece, any band that can make a 10min track like that and nail every section is worth keeping an eye on
Panopticon Autumn Eternal
krallice x nomnium with sum folk n gaze for good measure
Parnassus In Dolorian Gloria
excellent synthphonic bm with aetherial keys
Pathfinder Beyond the Space, Beyond the Time
a chaotic eclipse of every pm convention bent, twisted and thrown out every which way. it often gets in its own way as a result but has too many awesome moments to discount it much
Power Paladin With the Magic of Windfyre Steel
solid trv power metal m/ dark crystal especially is pure win
Primalfrost Chapters of Time
best amateur black folk written by a sole teenager from the great north, THIS IS CANADA BITCHES
Pyotr Tchaikovsky Serenade for Strings in C major, Op. 48
i and iv go ahrd, ii is the one you've heard, iii is a bridge
Quo Vadis (POL) Demo 1988
an awesome deathrash demo from the polish and infinitely superior quo vadis
Ragnarok Nattferd
as seen on the cover an army of men m/ heading into the studio knowing full well their art led by the trv in the heart
Ragnarok Blackdoor Miracle
bloody booty bm
Ragnarok (UK) Ragnarok
of: 1,2 intense black folk metal hidden in newcastle upon tyne; off the 2011 remaster remem is a nostalgic ballad and vampyra is a haunting folk tale
Runeshard Dreaming Spire
amateur simply fun growly melodack symph
Sabaton The Last Stand
bros u got hussars, sparta, scotland, last stand, shiroyama, and no real filler diller tracks this album is bomb and ur a loser if u cant get into it
Sabaton The Great War
all around good album climaxing in red baron
Sacramentum Far Away from the Sun
solid meloblack ftw
Sacramentum Sedes Impiorum (Demo)
pure win raw tho quiet melobleaths the ratings on this are shameful
Sacrilege GBG The Fifth Season
streamlined 90s melodeath with black elements
Sadus Illusions
solid pure deathrashin
Satyricon Rebel Extravaganza
now this is some sexy bm. once you get past the marilyn manson cover and title you're treated to some loud and bombastic riffs of glory. perhaps it no longer has that trv kvlt feel but it's hella entertaining. songwriting is well thought out and executed, they dont waste a moment with pointless filler. only issue is the crystal clear vox, which while arent mindable to the point it takes away from anything, also arent adding a ton to the overall quality
Sear Bliss Phantoms
amazing keys when they use them, good atmosphere, but overall slow and it makes me sad. highest lights in beyond the darkness and with mournful eyes
Seith Alas
melodic death/doom done right. too bad they didn't continue in this direction
Septic Broiler Enfeebled Earth
behold the birth of melodeath along with its brother reborn in blasphemy! only time can tell is a beast
Sepultura Schizophrenia
pure win brazilian osdm
Sgaile Ideals & Morality
a flock of seagulls gone metal, tony dunn sounds a lot like mike score. highlights in enlighten me & kick louder
Sirenia An Elixir For Existence
excellent new band energy on their sophomore, classic metal elements infused with intelligent compositions instead of just letting every possible bob n pin dangle wherever, among the best of symph
Skyforger Asinslauks
their best effort, high quality demo with a highlight in north shore and an folk filled adventure in sunset
Slaughter (CAN) Surrender or Die
pure win punky canadian deathrash
Slaughter (CAN) Nocturnal Hell, Surrender or Die
absolute pure win emergent canadian dm with plenty of venomy thrash and punk
Sodom Get What You Deserve
relentless deathrash bashers as it should be
Sodom Tapping the Vein
a mass of ahrd dethrashins
Sodom Partisan
sodom going old school AHRD in 2018 you love to see it highlight in their performance of tired n red
Sonata Arctica Ecliptica
trv music magic _O_/
Sonata Arctica Winterheart's Guild
*~*~pure~magic~*~*
Sonata Arctica The End of This Chapter
a trv compilation of sonarcs best
Soundtrack (Video Game) Pokemon Colosseum
best ost ever
Soundtrack (Video Game) The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess OST
a majestic orchestration of all things zelda, highlights in recover the light as well as every other fairy fountain variation, midna in distress, meet princess zelda again, and great fairy's fountain itself
Stormkeep Promotional Tape MMXVIII
a great meloblack track followed by a relaxing burzum
Stormlord At the Gates of Utopia
builds upon their debut to achieve a general masterpiece
Stormlord Where My Spirit Shall Forever Be
excellent little ep showcasing the majesty of the stormlord
Suffocation Human Waste
one of the best dm eps ever. solid af save some lagging on jesus
Summoning Dol Guldur
darkest summoning sorcery
Summoning Old Mornings Dawn
pure win album, fights ahrd with guldur for best summ
Tartaros The Red Jewel
has all the oopy spooky scary thereminy skeletons you can handle ;)
Tartaros The Grand Psychotic Castle / The Red Jewel
halloweeny thereminy oopy spooky scary skeletony black symph
Tenebrarum Alta Magia
trvly magical osdm with synths that equate in just the right way to the brutality when theyre used, along with some atmospherically spoopy intrums that arent rly that good but add sthg not in any other dm. only problem is the vox sounds like he's swallowing the mike to make himself sound bigger in place of more powerful growls n gets dangerously nespithey at times
Terrorizer Hordes of Zombies
cannibal corpse but good
The Human Abstract Moonlight Sonata
ok this is epic
The Sword Age of Winters
crushing riffs, an intimate feel for rhythm, n those grooves, omg those grooves
The Sword Gods of the Earth
trv heavy rockin metally riffs
Threnodist The Vomitous Demo
why do the best osdm bands only last an album or 2
Thulcandra A Dying Wish
excellent modern bm going beyond the dissection worship to create something of their own going so far as to achieve an album greater than their main inspiration
Thunderbolt Black Clouds over Dark Majesty
intense bm pummeling with a few shades of keys, melody and atmosphere
Thunderbolt The Sons of the Darkness
excellent trad bm with melodic and synthonic touches
Thyrfing Valdr Galga
folky dimmu borgir ftw, deceitful goes especially ahrd
Thyrfing Vansinnesvisor
thyrfing hit it out of the park again with a great folk album
Thyrfing Hednaland
pure win flute accented raw blasymph
Timeless Miracle Into the Enchanted Chamber
amazing power with super cheesy cringe lyrics sung with a pop punk/ghost twang and i love it
Toby Fox Undertale OST
also the best ost ever. core, death by glamour, song that might, asgore AHRD, finale, last goodbye, trv hero, hopes n dreams AHRD, dont give up, save the world, reunited, heartache AHRD, spider dance, bonerousle, and the pope entertaining MEGALOVANIA
Tommaso Giordani Caro Mio Ben
as dramatic and flourishing a piece as anything conceived in the 20th century, caro mio ben is perfect for any wedding reception or ostentatious valentines day
Tribulation The Horror
blackened thrash that never stops slapping m/
Tryglav The Ritual
top quality solid meloblack more like trvglav amirite
Twilight Force Tales of Ancient Prophecies
my life now belongs to twilight force
Tyrant (JPN) Legend
not as magical as debut but still a veritable nipponese blasymphony
Ufych Sormeer Anthem to the Glory of the Great Octagon
pure win bal-sagoth blasymph the whole album triumphs
Unleashed Century Media Promo Tape
relentless unleashed raw dm quaking the record company to the core
Vader Litany
a relentless attack of ahrd but playful dm
Vader Impressions In Blood
another solid album by the vader, a little weak in the first half but nevertheless non stop entertainment
Vader Tibi et Igni
real tight deathrash with orchestral and melodic elements. nawet niektore piosenki na polskie!
Vader Necrolust
short with weak vox, but it dont get much better n deathy vader
Vektor Black Future
blazing thrash with dani shrieks, who could resist?
Venom From the Very Depths
easily the best venom album since welcome to hell. clear but hellish production, every track is a banger and slays poseurs
Venom Black Metal
BLACK IS THE NIGHT, METAL WE FIGHT POWER AMPS SET TO EXPLODE ENERGY SCREAMS, MAGIC AND DREAMS SATAN RECORDS THEIR FIRST NOTE WE CHIME THE BELL, CHAOS AND HELL METAL FOR MANIACS PURE FASTER THAN STEEL, FORTUNE ON WHEELS BRAIN HEMORRHAGE IS THE CURE FOR BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK 'N' ROLL FREAKING SO WILD, NOBODY'S MILD GIVING IT ALL THAT YOU GOT WILD IS SO RIGHT, METAL TONIGHT FASTER THAN OVER THE TOP OPEN THE DOOR, ENTER HELL'S CORE BLACK IS THE CODE FOR TONIGHT ATOMIC FORCE, FEEL NO REMORSE CRANK UP THE AMPS, NOW IT'S NIGHT BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK 'N' ROLL METAL TENFOLD THROUGH THE DEADLY BLACK HOLE RIDING HELL'S STALLIONS BAREBACK AND FREE TAKING OUR CHANCES WITH RAW ENERGY COME RIDE THE NIGHT WITH US, ROCK HARD AND FIGHT UNITED MY LEGIONS WE STAND FREAK HARD AND WILD FOR US, GIVE UP YOUR SOULS LIVE FOR THE QUEST SATAN'S BAND LET'S GO! AGAINST THESE ODDS, BLACK METAL GODS FIGHT TO ACHIEVE OUR GOAL CASTING A SPELL, LEATHER AND HELL BLACK METAL GODS, ROCK 'N' ROLL BUILDING UP STEAM, NUCLEAR SCREAMS WAR-HEADS ARE READY TO FIGHT BLACK LEATHER HOUNDS, FASTER THAN SOUND METAL, OUR PURPOSE IN LIFE BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK 'N' ROLL BLACK METAL OOOOOOOAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!
Venom Demo
clive isnt as wild as what cronos would soon unleash and the motorhead and early 70s metal influences are a lot more plain in these editions yet the blueprints for the trv are revealed and taking crimson flight and holy shit their band track not on anything else until 1997 is pure trv win
Vesperian Sorrow Beyond The Cursed Eclipse
this is american black sympth alright, roughly hewn excess and all over the place, which isnt to say it isnt as glorious as any of the european masters. an excellent record by any account, but why, for all saint melody's sake why, is that the album cover?
Vesperian Sorrow Psychotic Sculpture
a much more polished and genre exploratory album yet doesnt match its predecessor
Vesperian Sorrow Stormwinds Of Ages
a streamlined yet undeniably well composed blasymphony
Warmen Beyond Abilities
damn he actually worked on this one. several tracks basically bodom with the keys as the main riffs, title, hidden, trip, dawn, singer's chance are all great, and salieri strikes back is hilarious as well as a fully legit and best tune
Windir Arntor
windir can have all my babies part 2
Windir Likferd
one final melodic black folk epic. gone too soon before culminating many more, yet what a legacy to leave behind. our children will grow strong. RIP Valfar, a trv badass
Windir Det Gamle Riket
an epic demo done at 16-17, rougher mixes of some tracks on soknardalr plus the non-lp krigaren, great shit
Winterage The Inheritance of Beauty
a unique take on power symph with extensive use of legit italian opera and orchestra quality strings
Wintersun Wintersun
the ferocity of winter and beauty of the north, siffy's trv third album
Wintersun The Forest Seasons (Instrumental)
sounds much better voxless, a lotr score epic journey with blastbeats and riffs
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Piano Sonata No. 11 in A major, K. 331
doesn't get much more piano slappy than this bros
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Piano Sonata No.4 in E flat, K282
adagio and menuettos are slower but worth the highlights, then he lets it go in the allegro
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Serenade No. 13 in G Major, K.525
probably the most famous allegro in all music, it's as charming as it is annoying as you've heard it 1000 times before, the most famous pop song of the classical era. then a much less famous andante that is easy to the ear enough and does increase into a minor climax, a rather diminutive and forgettable allegretto, and one of mozart's strongest pieces of all time in the finale allegro, lively and to the heart with a piercing as it is frenzied climax
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Sonata for Two Pianos in D Major, K. 448
i is excellent, ii is gentle, iii is that famous tune you're looking for
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Symphony No. 39 in E♭ major, K. 543
excellent symphony, i goes ahrd, ii and iii are good with editing, and iv is a masterpiece
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Violin Concerto No. 5, K. 219
a very lovely concerto, set by i, amassed in ii and perfected across a vigorous but pleasantly undulating landscape in iii
X Japan Blue Blood
great album, highlights in kurenai and rose of pain
Zel Agganor Rise of the Black Star
a solid meloblack release into the world of zel agganor

3.5 great
...and Oceans The Symmetry of I - The Circle of O
...uhhh this band. silly, silly bois, still mostly solid bm and adjacent with highlights in aquarium of children (why) and salipsism
...and Oceans A.M.G.O.D.
not bad, intell is sexy is the best track
1914 The Blind Leading the Blind
pretty good blackened death a la behemoth, but has way too many interludes and little smudgeons here and there
1914 Where Fear and Weapons Meet Bonus LP
some nice extras including a melobleath'd rise against cover, silly techno remixes, a sombre yet cheeky reality jab, and suitable instrumentals
50 Cent The Collaboration Ep
fiddy down it even ahrder with gangsta frens
A Flock of Seagulls Space Age Love Song
space age instrumentation is pure win regardless of tempo, mikes old man voice isnt bad, slowed down version needs the drawled vox removed though
A Flock of Seagulls A Flock of Seagulls
a lot of great synthwork duo guitar dynamics, culminating especially in i ran and space age, but everything after gets progressively less interesting and its hard to believe its not full of masterpieces
Absu Immortal Sorcery
intense ass dm track
Absu Return of the Ancients
lesser prodded than immortal sorcery but gud dms, an ambient, and a deathdoom
Absu Return of the Ancients - The Temples of Offal
ancient ahsum absu
Absu Barathrum V.I.T.R.I.O.L.
dense amped osdm with black vox and a handful of synthwork
Absu The Sun of Tiphareth
an increasingly more eclectic album than anything before, most fantasy adventure albums simply create the atmosphere, but this one trvly feels like it highlight in apzu
Accept Breakers on Stage
a collection of accepts ahrdest (minus balls) gone balls to the wall LIVE
Acid Witch Spooky
good metal in the venom and bathory traditions. their best
Adorned Brood Kuningaz
a more flutey, artsy siffy, but with wins in men! and esp kreuzeslast
Adrenalin O.D. Humungousfungusamongus
adrenaline od put the AHRD in ARHDcore
Aether (POL) Tale of Fire
definitely furries but pretty good folk mdm with keys
Aetherian At Storm's Edge
a mix of belakor n nomnium, better than the former but nowhere near as good as the latter. highlights in aenean fire and starlit shores
Agnostic Front Cause For Alarm
crystal hardcore with thrash solos whats not to love
Ahab The Oath
ABYSSAL GURGLES FROM THE BELLY OF THE BEAST
Al-Namrood Atba'a Al-Namrood
title track is so good omg. rest is good arab influenced black metal that could get them killed at any time /m/
Al-Namrood Jaish AlNamrood
good araby metal tunes, atbaa n esp naqoos
Alcest Spiritual Instinct
best 'cest ;)
Alestorm Sunset on the Golden Age
its dumb, its silly, its also pure fun. the boys rly went out of their way outsourcing ppl much more talented than them to make sthg worth listening to, and it worked. chris's vox still suck and its too bad they didnt replace him/get singing lessons except for the tao cover (which is pure win) but the whole album is honestly a good time obliterating any shits given about its ridiculousness
Alestorm Voyage of the Dead Marauder
RUNESCAPE SEA SHANTY 2 COVER BEST ALESTORM ALBUM EVER
Alice Cooper Trash
good rock songs, poison and bed of nails are timeless
Alphonse Mouzon Mind Transplant
makin' jazz cool again
Altar (NLD) Until Heaven Forbids
pretty good amateur osdm with a win trooper cover
Amberian Dawn River Of Touni
sounds like what epica's phantom agony should have been LOL great symph metal relying on soprano vox yet still lacking trv power highlight in the curse
Amongst the Moonlight A Journey Through Darkness
dissectiony/immortaly black symph
Amorphis Circle
like silent waters 3 amazing tracks at the beginning and it feels great but then they slowly taper down
Amorphis Legacy of Time
good new tracks, good live tracks
Amorphis Black Winter Day
like thousand lakes but shorter
Amorphis Privilege of Evil
a weird but good version of morphis
Amorphis Disment of Soul (demo)
some rly dirty dm. almost wish theyd stayed this way. death to poseurs [2]
Amorphis Silent Waters (EP)
one of title albums best tracks and a filler
Amorphis Brother and Sister
when your bonus tracks are better than the album
Anachronia The Endless Agony
garage/basement production but still the riffs n melodies cannot be denied. gothic prog mdeth that keeps interesting, highlights in title and time so long
Ancient Proxima Centauri
alright they drop the ball here and become a more generic dimmy worship meloblack with uncomplementary sillies but eyes of the dead is classic symphy fun
Angra Cycles Of Pain
gets real sloggy in the middle but overall a nice slab of powered symph
Antestor Det Tapte Liv
whats wrong with those lyrics bitch? typical ep, a couple upcoming tracks and a few otherwise unreleased little tidbit pieces
Antestor Kongsblod (Demo)
can only find title track, which is very good
Anthrax Sound of White Noise
rockin n energetic rock songs done right. even have an emergent melodeath song in only
Anthrax Fistful of Metal
party thrash that rulz, best album cover ever
Anthrax Spreading the Disease
party thrash that goes on n on n doesnt stop i want to rate it lower but their infectious energy makes it impossible
Anthrax Anthrax
a presentation of some of the earliest heavy/thrash and it RAWKS
Anthrax Anthrax (1983 Demo)
scratchy thrashier than 1982's tracks and another version of howling furies
Antonin Dvorak Silhouettes, Op. 8
dainty little tunes without any clinchers
Antonio Vivaldi The Four Seasons
Spring i. 3.5 bombastic with a great climax, tho somewhat annoying ii. 2 quite boring iii. 3.5 great romantic sweeps but dips a bit too much; Summer i. 4 wish there were no slow sections ii. 2 more boring iii. 4.5 stfu its impossible to overplay this masterpiece; Autumn i. 3.5 just as iconic and mid as spring i ii. 1.5 quite boring iii. 3.5 lofty fun; Winter i. 4.5 harder than anything until the 80s ii. 3 the only good adagio of the four concertos iii. 4 snowy with a fitting blizzard of a climax
Antonio Vivaldi Cello Sonata in B-flat major, RV 46
a relaxing and rather mid sonata until iv when he amps it up
Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia
a lot of different styles churned around, often too slow where it really doesn't need to be in an attempt to be epic but misses the mark most of the time. still their doomy dimmyness works wonderfully in fall of man, and to thou is a great banger
Arghoslent Hornets of the Pogrom
if george fisher actually had talent and heartwork was actually worked on. highlights in manacled freightage and esp the grenadier
Arghoslent Troops of Unfeigned Might
good mdm trax
Arghoslent Bastard Son of One Thousand Whores
pretty good mellydelly trax but poor production
Arkona (RUS) Goi, Rode, Goi!
has the finntroll issue of being generally good but not outstanding, as well as just kind of plain slavic arrangement
Arkona (RUS) Ot Serdtsa K Nebu
not always the best folk, but when they hit it, you will dance
Armoured Angel Mysterium
groovy barebones osdm
Art Inferno Abyssvs Abyssvm Invocat
a darker, more amateur cradle of filth clone with stormlord elements. seriously neiro's shrieks are just like dani's didnt think anyone else could do it. highlights in orgiastic dance and blood of eternal love
Artificial Brain Artificial Brain
a techdeath album i actually like wtf (its cuz it has soul)
Artificial Brain Infrared Horizon
death metal krallice be like
Astarte Doomed Dark Years
excellent old style bm forged by 3 greek goddesses, empress of the shadow land slays
Astarte The Rise of the Black Metal Goddess
some of their best as well as not so best but still a righteous tribute to tristessa
Astarte The Ring (of Sorrow)
a ladypretty meloblack and accompanying key dance
Atargatis Alba Gebraich
super raw bare symph but gracefully lovely for all that, highlight in the battle
Atargatis Accurst from the Deep
a bit more built ep with better production yet still charmingly raw, highlights in the mirror within and the lofty and beautiful last goodbye
Atheist Piece of Time
gud old school deathrash, on they slay n beyond best tracks
Atlas Pain What the Oak Left
a lesser version of every folky mdm band u know, but still pretty good
Atrocity Hallucinations
techdeath as it should be, sticking to its roots without more than a passing interest in the foreign elements
Attacker Battle at Helm's Deep
trv eavy metal m/
Atvm Famine, Putrid and Fucking Endless
some good techy melodeath. if you would have told me i'd like it i wouldn't have believed you. even has some cool bass solos in there and prominent throughout
Aura Noire Sombre Chevauchée
the single track that can be found off this is also cradle worship but slightly lamer
Autopsy Severed Survival
when your drummer copies your homework a bit, a lesser version of leprosy
Autopsy Morbidity Triumphant
autopsy back with an ahrd modern dm album much faster than their usual style n with many zinger solos to boot
Autopsy Critical Madness demo
trv CRITICALLY MAD autopsy
Autopsy 1987 demo
trv autopsy, slow dm with ripping solos
Autopsy Dark Crusades
88 reh is great esp human geno and critical madness, 93 hong kong cafe show quality sucks balls but highlight in severed survival, stone show tracks are few and meh, ruthless inn goes ahrrrrdddddd great show
Avatar (BEL) Millennia
doomy blackened goth metal with highlights in mirrors, serpent, ultra mare, and summergate
BABYMETAL The Other One
hoyl fuck im actually posing a bbmtl album. metal kingdom, divine attack, and then the finale of monochrome + light n darkness grab me by the nethers
Bad Brains Black Dots
vox are fuckin weird but definitely the ahrdest punk of the 70s
Barathrum Hailstorm
the darkvst of dvbuts
Barathrum Anno Aspera: 2003 Years After Bastard's Birth
some amazing bangers like corpse desec n sealed but not their best effort
Barathrum Devilry
finally a good barathrum demo goddamn
Bare Infinity The Butterfly Raiser
a fine symph album, well placed keys and good pacing, most songs arent must haves but race of destiny, artemis, and ashes rock
Bathory Octagon
bathy's 2nd worst album, yeah. but a bad album? NOT ON YOUR LIFE. in the vein of requiem but even more down in the dirt thrash with quorthon just going where the fuck ever EAT MY SHIT!! SUCK MY DICK!!
Batushka Царю Небесный
pismo i-iii a lot more solid than after
Behemoth Sventevith (Storming Near the Baltic)
a stormy bm debut with appreciable synth effects
Behemoth The Satanist
tight modern blackened death for the boys
Behemoth Pandemonic Incantations
whats with all classic bm bands going prog in the late 90s? anyway overall great progged light bm tracks with more melodious structures in the latter half, highlights in past funeral and entrance mars, with the bonus new edition spell of inferno also a win
Behemoth Slaves Shall Serve
pretty damn solid for an ep. great tracks, a great niphilim and slightly awkward but fun danzig cover, 2 solid live tracks
Behemoth Ezkaton
another more than solid ep. title track is bomb af definitely one of their best songs, good covers and live tracks as usual
Behemoth Amen
a great ep from the one n only behemot
Belphegor Blutsabbath
solid pizza black but thats about it. the blarghs at end of path are lolz
Belphegor Necrodaemon Terrorsathan
pretty good pizza black, highlight in diabolical possession
Belphegor Goatreich-Fleshcult
pretty good, their most solid record
Belphegor Blood Magick Necromance
pretty damn solid with a highlight in sado messiah, its just not top notch
Billy Talent Billy Talent II
fuck u davezilla that is pure canadian-polish accent vox that must be preserved for all
eternity, and ian d'sa is a god; devil 3.5 fun fact went to school with the kid in the music vid
(he's a dwarf) also did a weird al version of this called my left eye without the glass referring
to losing a contact and thus having difficulty coordinating, demo version of this sounds
interesting; red flag 4 loved the song so much in elementary omg never reconnected until hs;
suffering 3.5 another addictive track; worker bees 3 this is the weirdest and most awkward track
theyve ever written when i listened to the full actual album the first time i was like wtf is this
cuz every other track would get played everywhere all the time, regardless still has a strong
chorus like everything they did back then and always wins me over by the end despite my initial
reaction to wanting to delete it but then dat chor comes in and im like omg; pins and needles 3.5
as trv and full of pathos as can be over a breakup/romantic failure; fallen leaves ive listened to
this shit too much for it to make the trv impact it once did but realistically a 4; line 3 better
written than bees yet too simple, just kind of romps on but good message n d'sa carries it more
than ben does; cowardice 2.5 filler track tho it contains ben's best and most believable screams;
surrender 5 love this song so much, the melody, the d'sa back vox, the desperation, the pathos,
the irony of wanting her to surrender then eventually surrendering himself, somehow tragic despite
nothing actually happening, the double irony of it being so cringe in concept yet so amazing in
execution, basically perfect song; navy song 4 another of their best songs, fun but hard and full
of pathos, d'sa again taking such a strong lead to make it work, the entire track sounding like
the undulations of a ship at sea from smaller to larger waves to heavy gunfire in the midst of
ocean warfare; perfect 2.5 another filler track chorus is rocky but dumb track for the most part,
the ctrl alt del lyric especially cringe af; sympathy fuck me this is trash why didnt the album
end already its long enough total fucking filler track so much for getting this to 4 overall fuck
me have a 2; burn the evidence 2.5 one final filler diller track why end so poorly omg final score
3.3
Bilskirnir In Flames of Purification
a good mix of 2000s raw bm + blackened melodic death flicks highlights in for victory we ride and die lichtung
Black Knight Master of Disaster
epic classic metal esp the 1st 2 tracks
Black Majesty (USA-NY) Authors of Evil
a poor lost thrash demo with a few deathy tendencies, silence of the wind/dominion of evil goes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahrrrrrdddd
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
sabbath return with some excellent metallic ahrd rock alongside metallin cornucopia and the epic under the sun
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
sabbath go full metal and master the reality of the riff
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
title, wizard and nib are the birth of metal. the beginning, but far, far from the end
Black Wytche Tempting the Blade
a trvly wytchy thrash demo featuring band track, the venomy the wild, and title
Blind Guardian Battalions of Fear
raw thrashy bg best bg
Blind Guardian Tales from the Twilight World
bg's best album. refined thrashiness of their first two albums plus epic power metal form without going much into their later style. highlights in twilight hall and esp last candle
Blind Guardian The Tides of War - Live at Rock Hard Festival 2016
actually a rly good bg ep/live show
Blue Oyster Cult Secret Treaties
and now the coochie cult rly attracting the masses with a killer rocker with pearls for all
Bolt Thrower Those Once Loyal
first half incorporates some modern elements and works great, second half straight dm that actually has effort put into it, best record since debut way to finish strong
Bolt Thrower The Peel Sessions
weaker versions of the masterpieces that would be on in battle
Bolt Thrower Concession of Pain
demo production leaves it hanging but no doubt this is the win that led to in battle. park u noob
Bon Jovi New Jersey
a better version of slippery with highlights in born baby and blood on blood
Bond Explosive: The Best of Bond
the best of bond agreed: victory, explosive, fuego, viva, duel are topguns while the rest bring good momentum
Bond Born
electropop renditions of some of the most famous classy tunes, highlights in wintersun, victory, korobushka, duel and viva!
Bond Raymond Weil
victory remix ruins it but othello, duel, and bella donna are great
Bond Fab Field's Mix
atlanta stands out amongst these generally fun string mixes
Boris Apostolov Easy Listening Piano Classics, Volume 1
just as it says on the jewel case, soft renditions of piano ubiquities with a highlight in passacaglia
Borknagar Borknagar
generally good black metals with sum folky dabbling
Borknagar The Olden Domain
a more folk than black mishmash of bork
Borknagar Quintessence
a return to form in a much more well prodded manner, good balance of folk and black too
Brain Drill Apocalyptic Feasting
not so much tech as just rly fast dm, me like. cry moar you big babies
Brain Drill Quantum Catastrophe
they mellowed out into typical deathy tech but going on for 10 mins straight is quite admirable
Brain Drill The Parasites
how to techdeath
Brandy Human
damn brandy got a nice bum : )
Brocas Helm Into Battle
unabashed unrelenting mrocks
Brymir Breathe Fire to the Sun
basically a more coordinated siffy album
Brymir Wings of Fire
symph and bm elements are great most of the time, mdm is basic but works, but when they get in a tight spot they resort to fuckin mccore riffs and vox, taking this down a lot. weak vox in general are a problem for this band. u ppl have no idea what ur listening to lmao
Burden of Ymir From Elivagar
first half is disappointing but a solid second half with blazing accordian win
Burzum Daudi Baldrs
and thus dungeon synth was born!! using their ultra-super powers, varg, the norwegian justice system, and diablo nerds everywhere created the ultimate medieval inspired genre that no medieval listener would ever recognize and instead burn varg at the stake for even suggesting it while forgiving him of such a common sin as murder! highlight in moti ragnarokum
Burzum Balders Død (Dauði Baldrs demo)
raw bewitching unmastered demos with some lectrix bleh at the end
Caladan Brood Echoes Of Battle
a more ambient style folk bm. its not bad by any means and hits the spot just right sometimes but its minimalism also leaves a lot to be desired. highlight in echoes of battle. no fools this not better than summoning ffs
Caladan Brood Summoning Covers
some great covers tho cb isnt amazing
Camel Camel
camel riding lessons go a long way
Candlemass Ancient Dreams
this is where the mass really starts, archeron is such a jam
Candlemass Tales of Creation
another great album. highlights in unfathomed tower and halls of death
Carach Angren Dance and Laugh Amongst the Rotten
finally an album that actually cares about the instrumentation. cool album
Carrie Underwood Denim & Rhinestones
carrie being involved in the writing of nearly every track on this album leads to her most powerful, punchy, country rock bopper yet. pink champagne has the most clever and romantic alcohol-love metaphors of mainstream music and i am overall impressed
Castlesiege The Council of Trees
the soundtrack of oot mixed with the score of the karate kid
Catamenia Halls Of Frozen North
a great blackened melowin debut, highlights in dreams of winterland and forest enthroned
Catamenia Morning Crimson
great but not standout meloblack, i guess this lady is where all the catamenia comes from hehehehe
Catamenia Location:COLD
what goes up must come down, and with the combination of this being their 7th album, following up their masterpiece winternight tragedies, and the stupid title, it is surprising the fall isnt a greater depth. a lot more clean vocals on this album, which while arent bad, arent enticing either, otherwise generally gud melolbms
Cauldron In Ruin
legit 80s sounding pizza metal, tt esp is rockin
Celtic Frost Morbid Tales/Emperor's Return
frost's early bests with that dumb extended crypt of rays intro
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion
trv dark trash with slight emergent bm elements
Celtic Frost Tragic Serenades
jewel throne is a fucking thrasher, absolutely no coming signal for into the pandemonium on this lmao
Celtic Frost Emperor's Return
an even better darkened thrash teaser with highlights in circle of the tyrants, visual aggression, and suicidal winds
Celtic Frost Morbid Tales
downtuned 70s metal riffs plus nascent thrash forthcomings enwrapped in a new darkness highlighting in nocturnal fear
Cenotaph (MX) Saga Bélica
good dm but the weak vox take it down more than a few notches
Charles Gounod Ave Maria
schubert + bach + someone who can really sing the lyrics = an excellent composition
Children of Bodom I Worship Chaos
Hurt 3.5 but sounds hollow, great drops; Bodom 3 but also hollow; Morrigan 3.5 but sounds cheap; Horns 3 same hollowness; Prayer one of not one but TWO ballads on the album whoa, more than a little poignant 3.5 but still has that same awkwardness of the others; Title easily best track 5 despite the cheese keys; Tongue 2 fucking garbage filler song; Suicide Bomber 2.5 another awkward dud janne's keys the only thing saving it from oblivion; All for Nothing 3 tighter but somehow more awkward breakup ballad, even the unusually long piano solo not rly adding up to the epicness it ought, just kind of eh; Widdershins actual epic track easy ass 5. covers arent worth much
Children of Bodom Halo of Blood
Waste of Skin 4; Title 4; Scream 2.5 hate that opening riff so much; Transference 5 epic; Blue Moon 3 generic for bodom, whats with the unnecessarily long ass title?; Days 3 another generic for bodom track; Dead Man's 3 cute/creepy track kind of awkward and odd for bodom; Damaged 2 pure filler track one of their worst ever; All Twisted 3 more generic bodom; One Bottle 3.5 generic but fun. sleeping in my car cover is pretty win
Children of Bodom Skeletons in the Closet
pretty much every track on this is an upgrade especially somebody, hypnosis, dont stop, she is beautiful is pure win as a metal song, condition, bed of nails is FUCKING EPIC, aces high is FUCKING EPIC, rebel yell is win, hellion is win, and of course oops i did it again is FUCKING WIN, waiting is lolz more bands should do entire cover albums
Cinderella Night Songs
does a band more encapsulate the spirit of hair than cinderella? classic and trv
Cirith Ungol Forever Black
how is their 2020 album their best. also they still sound 80s which is cool
Cirith Ungol King of the Dead
more epic than their debut with a highlight in title
Cirith Ungol Paradise Lost
another great album by the seeeth butthoooolleeee
Cirith Ungol Cirith Ungol
the constant hshshshshshshhsssshhss does get in the way of the riffs sometimes but still rules
Cirith Ungol Live
rulz
Coroner R.I.P.
early deathrash wins, highlights in reborn, suicide, and spiral dream
Corpsegrinder Corpsegrinder
simpler structures and far more groovy make this better than any actual cc album get rekt get shrekt
Corrosion of Conformity Animosity
crass crazy crossover corroding conformity contemptuously
Cradle of Filth Dusk... and Her Embrace
raw amateurishly orchestrated but thats what makes it a classic. dani's not quite mastered shrieks are everywhere and they just let out what they can of their young souls. highlights in carpathia and title
Cradle of Filth Evermore Darkly
some of the best tracks off darkly, some silliness, and a not bad new track
Cradle of Filth From the Cradle to Enslave
great title track and some not bad extras
Cradle of Filth The Manticore and Other Horrors
more mdm than theyve ever been, highlights in abhorrent, frost on her pillow, onyx wings, and succumb to this ( ? ?? ?)
Cradle of Filth Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa
Title 4 awesome; Abyss 3.5; Nun 3.5; Sacred 3.5; Persec 3.5 cool melody; Deceiv 3.5; Lilith 4; Spawn 3; Harlot 3.5; Forgive 3 very maideny; Beyond 3.5 Bonus: Beast 3; Truth 3; Adest 3; Mistress 3.5 got a little mozart tune in there; Jagged 3
Crass Stations of the Crass
THEY SAID THAT WE WERE TRASH WELL THE NAME IS CRASS NOT CLASH
Crimson Moonlight The Covenant Progress
pretty solid blackened death yet seems to be lacking a firm clincher
Crimson Moonlight Wings of Death
pretty good modern bm track looking forward to abaddon
Crionics Human Error: Ways to Selfdestruction
production is amazing for 2002, solid melodic death/black, yet somehow isnt too amazing despite surefire technicality
Cro-Mags Age of Quarrel
trv raw metallic AHRDCORE
Cro-Mags Best Wishes
classic metal riffs but backed by a needlessly weak punk backbone. Lol
Cruciamentum Obsidian Refractions
veritable modern deathdoom
Crystal Abyss Darkness Awakes
arhder cof track
Cynic Focus
the best of prog metal. simply metal done in a prog style, even the quieter instrums/jazz infusions never lose their edge, nothing else matches it. robot vox add an interesting industrial lair, tho on a couple tracks their overuse changes the tone from serious to just plain silly. harsh vox, unlike on later death albums, actually match the music and arent overused. prob the best and only good prog metal album ever
Cynic Reflections of a Dying World
cynic at their deathrashiest
Dark Angel Leave Scars
great thrash but nothing pure win
Dark Angel We Have Arrived
a heavy/thrash hybrid that gets ahrder the farther you go in heheheh
Dark Funeral In The Sign...
a fine and proper start to a funeral...with bathory!!!!
Dark Funeral Dark Funeral
a fine start to a funeral
Dark Funeral Angelus Exuro pro Eternus
great modernized bm with highlights in stigmata, declaration, n dreams, not to mention one of the sickest album arts ever
Dark Funeral The Secrets of the Black Arts
title is amazing spawn of mayhem, the rest standardized darkness
Dark Funeral Where Shadows Forever Reign
i like funeral, they have a good grasp of songwriting even if the vox are crystal clear, couldnt even tell this was 21st century, another awesome cover too
Dark Funeral Diabolis Interium
for their third lp dark funeral present a tightly composed competent bm album without any marvels
Dark Funeral We Are the Apocalypse
nightfall is a fun black n roll track while leviathan and title are solid jams, rest is inoffensive standard dark funeral
Dark Moor The Hall of the Olden Dreams
a better version of rof who honestly should have their place. production is fresh as fuck for 2000 and a sophy album, somewhere in dreams, bells of notre dame, beyond the fire, n esp quest for the eternal fame go ahrd
Dark Tranquillity Trail of Life Decayed
another early demo better than any of their albums. beyond enlightenment rulz, listen to it now bitches
Dark Tranquillity A Moonclad Reflection
one final pure win demo before releasing the trash heap that is skydancer
Darkthrone Thulcandra
fun dm demo with a worthy name
Darude Before the Storm
fun lectrix, tho too many songs sound like sandstorm. highlight in out of control
Dawn Sorgh pa Svarte Vingar Flogh
solid meloblack without any soul piercers
Dawn The Eternal Forest - Demo Years '91-'93
melodic n grindy win on demo 1, straight swedeaf on apparition, a mix showcasing their total skillz on 93
Dawn Nær Solen Gar Nider For Evogher
solidly blackened dm with subtle melodies that never overtake
Dawn Apparition
more of a classic swedish osdm
Dawn Promotional Demo
a showcase of both their melody infused as well as straight swedeath
Deafheaven Roads to Judah
violet and first half of tunnel are excellent, middle two tracks leave something to be desired
Deafheaven Demo
pretty good demo, dat daedalus
Death Human
veritable deathrash with a tasteful amount of if still momentum ruining prog sections
Death Reign of Terror
behold, trv death!
Death Mutilation
human fucking disgrace agreed, mutilation, mutilation, MUTILATION!!!!
Death Angel Heavy Metal Insanity
as the title implies solid heavy by a high school band with a 10 yo drummer who definitely kicked all the ass at the battle of the bands
Deceased Luck of the Corpse
a bit silly but also trv dm, highlight in futuristic doom
Deicide Deicide
raw primitively carved dm by the killers of the gods
Deicide Scars of the Crucifix
death metal as it should be with direction and purpose
Deicide Overtures of Blasphemy
pretty good solid dm in the vein of improved versions of their last 2 albums
Deicide Amon: Feasting the Beast
better versions of some of their earliest songs
Demolition Hammer Epidemic of Violence
ahrd deathrash riffage but overly rhythmic n vox just exasperated shoutbarks
Demon Night of the Demon
classic metal that melts back into igneous rock by track 5 but hardens into steel again somewhat at the very end
Demon Hunter Demon Hunter
raw and full of energy, certainly the best thing to come out of the nu/alt era of hard rock (no this and slipknot have never been metal). screams, infected, throat, black & to a lesser but still ahrd degree wept slap yo mama into next week n the rest still bring general consistency thruout. gauntlet sucks tho
Der Weg Einer Freiheit Agonie
p good german atmospheric black metalz
Destruction Release from Agony
quiet but nevertheless the thrash shines thru
Destruction Eternal Devastation
a better effort than debut but nothing mindblowing
Diabolical Masquerade The Phantom Lodge
a more serious cof with acoustic interludes
Diabolical Masquerade Nightwork
a solid n appreciable blasymph tho more obsessed than your avg rapper with z's everywhere
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia
the descent begins. largely streamlined production and riffs accompanied by a lot of filler and silly clean vocals as well as pointless instrumentals. still some bangers and the classic era dimmy isnt completely gone yet
Dimmu Borgir Alive In Torment
a fair enough live recording of mostly newer tracks
Dimmu Borgir For All Tid
light production n vox make it less than desirable in heaviness but the artistry is there
Dimmu Borgir Inn I Evighetens Mørke
raw full of nascent inspiration but lacks power and fierce composition
Discharge Why
shit this is prob the best punk album ever
Disfear Live the Storm
maxed out motorhead with lindberg sounding good for once, tho it gets somewhat ennuous after the first 3 tracks until the phantom finisher
Dismember Indecent & Obscene
solid tracks like fleshless, skin, n bitch but the rest hinge on being too thrash for dm n dont stick out as much
Dismember Dismembered
raw ahrd death metal
Dismember Last Blasphemies
moar ahrd raw death metal
Dismember Rehearsal Tape - 88
yes the recording is shit but trust me the riffs are there
Dismember Pieces
polished random melody death metal for your pleasure
Dismember Misanthropic
a pretty good deathrash effort better than their surrounding albums
Dissection Live and Plugged
pretty damn solid n tight live album, like they came right out of the studio
Dissection The Somberlain
a lighter take on bm that nevertheless integrates itself into the satanic pantheon
Dissection Live Legacy
great show, both better n worse in sum ways as studio versions
Dissection Where Dead Angels Lie
one of the epicest of eps, this version of dead angels lie features a believable scream of terror
Draconian Where Lovers Mourn
doom done right, keeping intensity, lovely lady vox, not slowing too much
Dragon Horda Goga
great but not stellar polish deathrash record with some trad singing as well
Dragon Upadły Anioł
polish vox just death ahrder
DragonForce Extreme Power Metal
excellent relentless powaa metaa, legit impressed
DragonForce Killer Elite (The Hits - The Highs)
excellent collection of some of their most slappiest slaps
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm
trv pm with highlights in spirit n fury n once
Drexciya Neptune's Lair
minimalist alien sex noises that get progressively more arousing and unfy
Drudkh Anti-Urban
oblivion is nice for a high school slow dance but ashes is a party
Dungeon Serpent World of Sorrows
one of those death heavy mdms a la intest baalism/arghoslent, pretty good yet nothing especially exciting
Dungeon Serpent Promo
bm raw melodeths
Dwarrowdelf The Sons of Fëanor
relaxing dunthy summonings to rest those on a wear journey, highlight in the mighty maedhros
Dwarrowdelf This Shattered World
instrumentation is high excellence but the vox ruin it being too corey
Edenbridge Aphelion
edenbridge is difficult to rate because they neither soar too high nor fall too low, like reading war and peace. still there's enough in undiscovered land, skyward, whispering gallery, and farpoint anywhere to merit collection
Edenfall Forever Fallen
somnolent yet effective gothdoom, with edits omen and beauty are highlights
Effluence Psychocephalic Spawning
this is actually rly cool bdm. i dont want to keep any of it but relentless experimentation of rhythms and brutalities and drum strikes w/etf that screamy ghost effect is and it just flows together unapologetically. cant tell one track from another besides the movie clips
Elderwind The Colder The Night
first 2 tracks are nightsky beauty but evidently the cold started getting to them as the intensity dwindles more and more
Elina Garanca Meditation
lovely voice, works well done with an especial highlight in the cantique du noel
Eluveitie Origins
another solid entertaining but not mind-blowing album by the swiss, nameless, darkness, virunus, inception, vianna are all excellent followed by the main highlights of the album in silver sister and king, not one to miss for any folk afficionado
Eluveitie Ategnatos
first metal album with the new lineup and about as good as an elv album gets. indeed, good riddance to anna as her replacements are not only much hotter women but a lot more talented as well. ambiramus is the starchild here with the rest of the album a consistent medium rare to medium throughout, though of course the deletion of the worthless narration bits would improve it slightly
Elvenking The Winter Wake
folk metal yellowcard with highlights in trows kind, swallow tale and march of fools
Elysion Someplace Better
its graces are a lot subtler than debut, still lies, promise, and the 3 closing tracks uplift it a great deal
Elysion Killing My Dreams
acoustics suck but demo n live are just as win as the album versions
Emile Waldteufel Estudiantina Waltz
on one hand generic victorian classical, on the other a trv old time banger
Emperor Call from the Grave
a rough demo showcasing the young emperor ascendant
Emperor IX Equilibrium
the emperor starts to go a little crazy, unable to handle his immense empire with haphazard commands as swords of damocles appear everywhere
Ensemble Desiderium The Deceit (demo 2021)
a legit slow reigning folk assault
Ensemble Desiderium The Epilogue / Sit Mihi Lux (demo 2021)
happy bagpipe tune
Ensiferum Iron
a somewhat awkward but still fun release before jari untimely (ahaha) jumped ship, highlights in title, slayer of light, and into battle
Ensiferum Demo 97
epic and pure as it should have remained
Ensiferum Demo II
another excellent effort by the early sif, tho already showing what would soon be chinks in their armour as well, highlight in white storm and the main riff of dreamers prelude
Ensiferum Hero in a Dream
when ensiferum was still a hero in jari's dreams
Enslaved Frost
thulean frost
Entombed Crawl
excellent dm ep done only the way entombed do
Entombed But Life Goes On
amazing initial demo by the 'tombed
Entombed Clandestine
a step down from left hand path, less deathy and already exhibiting what would become their signature death n roll style
Epica The Quantum Enigma
quite possibly the best leading intro ive ever heard, second stone is a great opener, followed by the in equal parts awkward and awesome essence of silence, i swear at a couple points the chorus is yelling piii-kaaa-chuuu. victims is another weirdly-awesome track, same with insomnia. canvas is this albums tides of time and isnt bad, corruption another good track. rest is dece but not worth hearing again save the omen chorus. overall a powerfully bombastic something piece with great lines scattered throughout
Epica Design Your Universe
epica is the most awkwardly composed metal band ever and this is their best, esp when simone goes as high as she can omg
Epica The Divine Conspiracy
a simone-driven symphonic feast (and given that she went so far as to strip down for the cover it ought to be) telling you, and you, and you, that your religion is full of shit. first half is pretty solid requiring only minor edits, but gets a little rickety after the hebrew inspired instrumental with death falling short and only the chorus of living a lie being any good, but returns to the win with the sexy fools of damnation and pretty good beyond belief, finally culminating in the total garbage track safeguard but excellent sancta terra, ending with the decent but necessarily edited title track
Epica The Solace System
pretty good ep with highlights in title, wheel, n the epic poetry
Equilibrium Demo 2003
the record company when handed this demo tape: SHUT UP, TAKE MY MONEY, AND GO ON TO RECORD AMAZING FOLK ALBUMS FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT DECADE!!! to which they most literally adhered
Equilibrium Renegades (8-Bit)
when ur 8 bit album is better than ur actual album. himmel und feuer actually sounds so good, path of destiny is much better. moonlight turns from an unlistenable garbage heap to a slapper, likewise kawaakari. final tear is some intense shit if u were 8 yrs old n u heard that on the final boss omg shit ur pants. hype sounds the same but kawaii, phoenix as well
Equilibrium Waldschrein
pretty good ep giving a clear idea for what was to come
Equilibrium Erdentempel
still a pretty good lp but lost a lot of their power and epicness along the way, just what happens when youre whole lineup changes i guess. robse cool tho. best track is easily sound of our flutes. also was ist dies englisch?!?!?! that the epic 11 min instrum aufbruch is bonus is bullshit, but its not that good anyway
Equilibrium Rekreatur
how does one follow an album as epic as sagas? one cant, and thus this awkward 'rekreated' album. every facet is essentially a chimera from the art to the title. gone is stang to be replaced with the lovable but much less talented robse, whose vox have an added effect to make them seem harsher than they really are to try to make up for it. thus this album is largely standard symphonic/folk fare with some harsher elements as callbacks, though fahrtwind ( ?? ?? ??) and wenn erdreich bricht are still masterpieces. the volkls would leave next, and one more attempt at a heavy folk album would be made in erdentempel, before the once great pieces of equilibrium were knocked right off their rocker. mindestens es ist alle auf deutsch! bonus acoustics are kind of fun esp blut im auge und heimwarts omg
Eternal Champion The Armor of Ire
cool melopower with ghost prod vox, highlight in title track
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Vilda Mánnu
a bit rough as a sophy ought to be but classic mdm
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Children of the Dark Waters
generally competent symph n mdm sections without doing anything that great save midnight bird almost sounding like kalmah
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Before the Bleeding Sun
another mid solid album with highlights in rune n tar
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Chaotic Beauty
autumns grief and seventh eclipse are masterpieces, rest is mid to good kalmah-cof mdm
Eternity's End Unyielding
one of those annoyingly good-greats where they clearly have the ability to pull off something amazing but choose not to, vox arent the greatest either but still highlights in timeless realms, cyclopean force, and gates of salvation
Eucharist Greeting Immortality
prob the best versions of these 2 tracks
Eucharist Mistress of Nightmares
another solid but more flippant track bringing i am the void together
Eucharist Rehearsal
why is this lowest fi reh so much better than their albums
Evanescence Origin
holy shit this is the best thing theyve ever done. actually want to listen to my immortal
Ewelina Lisowska Aero-Plan
a blazin rocker of a polish chick with a trv rockstar voice, imagine the pretty reckless but good, highlight in the celestially romantic w strone slonca
Exodus Bonded by Blood
trv trash but baloff sucks on vox they made a great decision recruiting the souzer
Exodus Impact Is Imminent
consistent high quality thrash unlike the big four
Exodus Fabulous Disaster
rocky thrash party
Exodus Objection Overruled
yea the cover sucks but their tracks are m/ get ducked noob
Exsanguination Burial Rites
expected lame bdm, got slightly charred brutal melodeath. sweet
Fairyland Score to a New Beginning
has a lot of average duds but also has bangers like godsent, gates of morken, and title
Falconer Black Moon Rising
folky pm whose subtle power builds until the end of each track, a result of largely simple guitars and mathias' plain, casually joyful vocals. some handbacks to the mithotyn days as well, highlights in locust swarm and halls n chambers
FalKKonE Battles of World War II
an original track ep, its fine but nothing too crazy
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 4
a bunch of mid originals, with cannon in d minor unfortunately having nothing to do with canon, a great gsc champion cover, gasters theme is awesome, giratinas battle is pure win prob the best cover ive heard of it, and other assorted good-greats
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 17
zelda title always welcome, bara wa utsu is an unusual vocalized win, various tracks onwards are well done but unnotable, too much touhou, nyan cat with blast beats goes AHRD, anima is great
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 22
last occultism and faith is for... are amazing but way too many touhou covers. pokemon covers are great esp pixie trio, sonic n jojo covers are fine
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 24
great work as usual but waaaay too many hollow knight tracks. the sims 3 theme is w**h**ing awesome
FalKKonE The Intense Past
his original work isnt bad either
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers: Crescent
instrums are much better than the cringe lyric tracks with the vocals way too prominent in the mix to the point theyre practically different songs and go ahrd
FalKKonE Overheat
some cool orig pieces from the one n only falkkoooooooonnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. highlight in blazing heart
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 2
heartache is a masterpiece and a trv treasure, and maiden astraea is pretty good, but the rest leave something to be desired despite general good work. gerudo valley, my favourite zelda piece, somehow is less interesting in this style and it doesn't pack as much punch. the rest like wise, while well done, don't quite capture the imagination
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 6
bangers on this edition include fugue, doll judgment, and necrofantasia
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 25
another solid cover album featuring dbz
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 1
dont know most of these games but bloody tears, one winged angel n song of storms are excellent
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 5
solid adaptations with highlights in urf, piercing light, fight 2, clash bridge, and the glorious cover of team aqua magma leader
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 21
dont know most of these but luigis, strike, ofc megalo and unravel go ahrd
Fathomage Autumn's Dawn, Winter's Darkness
another in vogue modern epic folk bm. only has the magic on a few tracks, highlights in the masterpiece that is a dawnfire of old and the fiddle onward portion of moonlight shadow
Fellowship The Saberlight Chronicles
rly tows the line between great and plain, but enough here to solidify a jello-y 3.5, glory days is bomb though
Feminazgul No Dawn for Men
a nice indie bm album with varied accoutrements, accordion, backing opera vox, d beatings
Finntroll Nattfodd
solid folk rocks but only trollhammeren rly grips me
Finntroll Nifelvind
another solid folk met album, but nothing gripping this time
Finntroll Jaktens Tid
rough troll but the only real standout is krigsmjod
Finntroll Trollhammaren
fun ep, title n hemkomst are win
Finntroll Ur Jordens Djup
general trollyness with highlights in korpens, maktig, ormhaxan, n spira
Finntroll Rivfader Demo
awesome raw black finntroll like youve never heard
Finntroll Visor Om Slutet
some trv folky fun and lolz
Finsterforst Zum Tode Hin
finntroll x moonsorrow and better than both
Flames Summon the Dead
the trv flames playing trv thrash with trv deathvox, highlight in title
Flames Resurgence
a great present day thrash record highlight in resurgence
Flyleaf Memento Mori
a trv rock album. heavy production much improves quality tho it takes away from her voice unlike debut. but on a lot of tracks it works, finding stride in missing and not rly letting up too much afterwards. also get charged with kind, n then the banger trinity of treasure, circle, n arise. no idea wtf that cover is tho
Flyleaf Remember to Live
legit good acoustic ep
Fort Minor The Rising Tied
generally good rap n effects with remember the name being the only star
Frail Body Artificial Bouquet
krallice gone AHRD CORE
Franz Liszt Liebestraume, S.541
gentle and soothing nocturnes each augmenting into a powerful crescendo without losing their character
Franz Schubert 4 Impromptus, D.899
middling excitable yet morose impromptus of which ii and the famous iv are the most gripping
Frederic Chopin Fantaisie-Impromptu, Op. 66
quite a few awkward bits so i can somewhat understand him wanting to burn it but it's not actually bad at all, a tad more balance and less superficial diddlies and it could have worked out
Frosttide Awakening
amateurish but still decent siffyesque mdm. the poor souls waiting below
Frosttide Our Journey
good folky mdm in the siffy tradition
Frozen Crown The Fallen King
a pleasant power metal surprise. lovely male-female vox throughout, tho the harsh on some songs sucks. fail no more and shieldmaiden are highlights and < 3
Frozen Land Loser's Game
it doesnt start that great but that chorus is infectious and the harpsichord solo is pure win
Frozen Land King's a Bitch
just a plainly well written power metal track cant not follow them along
Fuath (USA) Glaciers of the Heart
combining classic ahrd rock riffs and black metal always works out well
Funebrarum The Sleep of Morbid Dreams
pretty good modern dm
Galneryus 毘藍ノ風/流転ノ陽
pure win anime metal
Galneryus Everlasting
title is one of their best ever songs, others a good-greats
Galneryus United Flag (Demo)
yama doesnt sound so good on this early demo but still rulz
Galneryus The Flag Of Punishment
too many flags on this album. anyway pretty solid pm debut with no anime
Galneryus Beyond the End of Despair...
lots of hits n misses but def on the favourable side
Galneryus One For All - All For One
tracks 1-3 are bomb followed by diverging mid to goods
Galneryus Union Gives Strength
starts weak, mid songs are great, rerecs good but why tho
Galneryus Between Dread and Valor
another solid release, run to the edge and with pride are the bangers
Galneryus Voices From the Past
an ep of covers like youve never heard them before. highlight in waiting for the night
Galneryus Hunting for Your Dream
theyre back to their former selves but nothing super epic
GAME FREAK Pokemon Sword & Shield
whatever else they missed on these games the soundtrack overall is pretty tight. 3 for the expansions tho, nevertheless my favourites are the title screen, gym leader theme obviously, marnie reg and final battle, spikemuth, battle piers, and galar birds battle
GAME FREAK Pokémon Blue & Pokémon Red
epic, best tracks are battle vs gym leader, ss anne, pokemon league, and ofc battle vs champion
Gamma Ray Land of the Free
excellent trad style pm without any highlights
Gates of Ishtar The Dawn of Flames
perpetual dawn is the only master class here but the general quality cant let it go less than 3.5
GBH City Baby Attacked By Rats
slightly crusty well produced trv punk
Gehenna Black Seared Heart (Demo)
the fragile beginnings of blasymph
Gehenna Ancestor Of The Darkly Sky
better prodded tracks from black seared heart
Gehenna Black Seared Heart
the fragile beginnings of blasymph with bonus tracks
Gehenna Unravel
a fair satanic mystique
George Frideric Handel 6 Grand Concertos, Op. 3 / HWV 312-317
normally handel sucks butts and i hate him but with the help of john walsh he can write a decent concerto, highlights in 312 i and 313 i
George Frideric Handel Music for the Royal Fireworks, HWV 351
i and iv are the main stars in this overall decent suite
George Frideric Handel Wassermusik, Suite nr. 3 in G-dur, HWV 350
a lofty short suite with too much flute. cant personally stand any movement but it gets up there and almost strikes gold at points
George Frideric Handel Wassermusik, Suite nr. 2 in D-dur, HWV 349
a great yet short suite with the famous ii movement justifiably so
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous
love ghost. best cutesy goth rock band? best cutesy goth rock band
Ghost (SWE) Demo
good demo leading into the debut album, death knell very sabbathy
Ghost Bath Ghost Bath EP
screams too girly on apathy but good melody, lust is pure win, and some dece instrums
Ghosts of Atlantis Gardens of Athena
a lot better version of what they tried to do on lemuria
Girolamo Frescobaldi Fiori Musicali
the title by no means an empty boast, these organic perennials may be graciously plucked at leisure
Glacier (USA-OR) Ready for Battle
awesome 80s metal great prod for a demo
Glasya Attarghan
the narration is better than most actually since he adds a dark gruffness to it, an interesting story too set in ancient assyria. omg dual female-male vox. and shes a soprano fuck yeah, some growls epica style
Glasya Heaven's Demise
pretty good symphonic debut with a pretty cover. no exit from myself is a dream despite the dumb title omg her voice
God Dethroned The Grand Grimoire
pretty sweet blackened melodeath, highlight in title
Godflesh Godflesh
the most badass sludge dust of all time? the most badass sludge dust of all time
Gorement Obsequies...
trv if not amazing osdm
Gorgoroth Pentagram
GORGOROTH JOINS THE KVLT WITH SANGUINE OFFERINGS IN BEGRAVELSESNATT AND MAANESKYGGENS SLAVE
Gorgoroth Promo '94
INCIPIT BANDWAGON
Gosia Andrzejewicz Wojowniczka
peak power pop, better than anything with britney's name on it, track 5 is dedicated to 99% of the sput population
Grailknights Return to Castle Grailskull
raw arghoslent style mdm by trv metal heroes, first half is pure win but they lose some power in the 2nd
Grand Belial's Key Kohanic Charmers
prayer shawl is an amazing track followed by their usual midgoodgreat often awkward guitar tone blundercesses
Grand Belial's Key Triumph of the Hordes
a more dmy gbk, bold emphasized melodies with a highlight in darkness throne
Grand Belial's Key The Tricifixion of Swine EP
a pretty great if short ep with black ram passing through several different avenues as a more epic track
Grave Into the Grave
an early standardized dm album, someone asks you what dm sounds like you hand em this, highlight in deformed
Graveworm (N)utopia
every band who makes a career out of music eventually hits their waterfall album, and this is gws. by no means unlistenable, this is a much more casual record than any of their previous wins, with more than the usual epic ballads. nothing is bad, nothing is excellent
Green Day American Idiot
title, holiday, boulevard, n september are eternal, this and btii are peak pop punk for the ages
Green Day Oh Love
o stfu cunts. the songs are still great and censored versions are always funny
Grenadier Trumpets Blare in Blazing Glory
diet arghoslent for the most part but the epic plight of the naath is special
Grenadier The Levant Sultanate
a lighter but equally good arghoslent
GROMS Ascension
trad/doom riffs (with some prog unfortunately) and death vox for JAYSUS. its an unusual mix but works quite nicely
Grot Beneath the Waves of Eternity
pretty good modern style raw meloblack with a highlight in moonglade (all but drumming done by a girl for all you simps out there ( ? ?? ?)
Grot Hymns of the Woodland
solid raw meloblack but nothing too gripping
Grotesque Incantation
title submit and blood runs are some great blackdeath why did they go on to make the worst albums in existence leading to the worst genre of all time
Gustav Leonhardt Bach: The Art of the Fugue
leonhardts playing cancels out the usual mundanity of the kunst but even he cant rly add any magic to it either, lovely hachord tone tho. xiii invers gets quite nice, canon hypason goes ahrd too; 831 is fine but i prefer it played on piano; 971 is an audible feast; 998 not particularly notable tho good energy to the allegro
Gustav Mahler Symphony No. 5 in C sharp minor
pompous and fine but doesn't quite clutch, though the tsunami of iv stands out
Hate Awakening the Liar
solid modern dm
Haunter (USA-TX) Thrinodίa
this is the good shit even if they named themselves after a pokemon, wanted to go 4 but they had to throw in too many techdeth n prog sections and that made me sad
Heavy Load Stronger Than Evil
classic rockin metal from sweden
Heidevolk Wederkeer
first half is amazing folky rock, second half lets it fall to forgettables
Heidevolk Batavi
a more potent heidevolk with bangers like een nieuw and als de dood
Heidevolk Wodan heerst
a uniquely rich, vibrant track. you cant help but listen to the whole thing
Hellhammer Satanic Rites
a grungier version of venom with a darker tuning, hellhammer shouldve been a longer lasting project
Helloween My God-Given Right
fuck you guys this is fun as hell
Helloween Helloween
lots of hits and misses, first 3 tracks are solid, then down in the dumps is prob the goa despite the dumb name, a lot of good shit in skyfall
Helloween Straight Out of Hell
world of war is one of the best hellow songs, also have naba, stars, burning, thunder, asshole is lolz, and years, rest mid good
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys: The Legacy
has some of their best tracks in king n silent rain
Helloween The Time of the Oath
generally good metulz with a highlight in we burn
Helloween Pumpkin Tracks
win compilation, dont run n esp march of time rock
Helloween Helloween EP
pure win hellow ep
Hellwitch Syzygial Miscreancy
obviously good deathrash but why tech, like why? all prog does is cockblock the flow of the trv
Helms Deep Treacherous Ways
an album straight outta the 80s heavy/power win
Henri Mulet Carillon-Sortie
a frolicking toccata featuring a dark excursion before all is set right again
Holy Blood Waves Are Dancing
great black folk, intense at times, flute can get annoying, closer title is epic as can be
Holy Moses Queen Of Siam
trv german heavy/thrash with a variety of influences. sum maiden, sum motorhead, sum cirith ungol, sum accept
Holy Moses Satan's Angel
sabbath riffs with the first recorded black metal vox before a trv thrash track in necropolis
Holy Moses Call of the Demon
title track is sabbath gone thrash with sabina's original trv vox, bloody adventure(s) is some trv thrash with respects paid to venom, dunno about the other 2 tracks
Hulder Verses In Oath
as suggested by the generic cover art a less ambitious project, its a fine individual bm album but doesnt have the magic of debut
Hulder The Eternal Fanfare
a more epic bathory style bm and it goes ahrd
Hypocrisy Osculum Obscenum
but the descent begins. stfu w those half assed screams
Hypocrisy The Final Chapter
best hypo bum since they went mdethy
Hypocrisy Pleasure of Molestation EP
a pretty good if not standout ep
Hypocrisy Inferior Devoties
tight pussy ep that sounds far younger than 1993
Hypocrisy Maximum Abduction (EP)
another great ep with carved up cementing its place
I Between Two Worlds
immortal lite, you can chill out n groove to it. highlights in warriors and battalions
Iced Earth Iced Earth
behold, iced earth!
Illuminandi Illumina Tenebras Meas
a double ep with english and polish versions of each song save english only hymn of all creation. theyre not as polished as their later lp would become, and quite a bit of awkward and fillery sections, but all the ideas and performance of an epic gothic folk/black metal album are there and driven heavily by that piercing violin. czterdziescia doba/the 40th day is especially creepy being satan's tempting and disparaging words to jesus
Illuminandi The Beginning...
a compilation of live and studio tracks from both an earlier, more amateur epoch as well as more mature solidly written later tracks. a lot of titles are different and there are no english versions despite english titles, very weird track order as well. overall a great audible history of a young band trying something new in metal
Illumishade Another Side Of You
ultra poppy djenty symph and its actually good?!?!? highlight in in the darkness
Illvilja The Bitter Longing
pretty chill atmoblack
Illvilja In Winters Cold
more good atmoblack that doesnt reach quite high enough to really stand out. hunger is the best track
Illvilja Skymningsdager
pretty good melodic atmoblack, vikingablod goes ahrd
Immortal Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism
immortal's debut is chill and trv...with fire!!!!!
Immortal Pure Holocaust
sign for the norse hordes, storming through red clouds, eternal years, and as the eternity opens rip through the darkness and ice of blashyrkh, drums are insane
Immortal Battles in the North
BLOOD SHED AND DEMONIC ICHOR SPILLED FOR THE SAKE OF BLASHYRKH MIGHTY RAVENDARK
Immortal Damned In Black
a much more straight forward and rockn rolla bm album yet thereby very fun
Immortal Immortal
IMMORTAL DAWNS DEMON WAR PAINT AND JOINS THE TRV KVLT
Immortal Immortal (Demo)
death metal immortal and abbath with mighty bellows hotdamn
Immortal Souls IV: The Requiem for the Art of Death
instrum pieces thruout 3 good intro and bells; evil 3.5; nuclear 4 so groovy, amazing drums n fills; wept 4 another groovefest; absol 3 good melodies but too slow, some awkward riffs; rotting rye 3 good thrashy main riffs, terrible chorus, poor concept, garbage slow section at the end; last day 3 a chug a groove fest, but annoying chorus; hypnotic 4 a galloping horse of a track; thoughts 4 all around solid track; rose 3 good concept poor execution; requiem 3 not good but not terrible, not anywhere near as solemn as they meant it to be
Immortal Souls Ice Upon The Night
a lighter snowfall with icy riffs around the frozen lake highlighting in everwinter, sacrifice, and suicidalive
Immortal Souls The Cleansing
great raw mdm from the snowy finland
Impending Doom Nailed. Dead. Risen.
how they went from bdm to derpincore no idea. awesome cover, legit tunes n ghastliness
Impending Doom The Sin and Doom of Godless Men
actually good bdm holy shiiiiiiiiizzzzzzz
Imperanon Stained
first half was some great neoclassical melodeath then they just drop it and throw together a bunch of random shit ruining the 4 it was headed towards
Imperanon Imperanon
shadow souls is a great amateur mdeth track with inexperienced but still entrapping lady vox, vein is alright
In Flames Lunar Strain
flames' debut is a great start, though odd hearing stanne instead of anders. prob some of stanne's best efforts actually, edging on a black metal shriek. female vox clearly inexperienced but beautiful, love the extra instruments
In Flames Demo '93
the spark that ironically is a much bigger flame than anything post lunar strain
In the Woods... Heart of the Ages
to this day no one knows how the forest made these sounds, and whoever took the recording was never found.....
Incantation Scapegoat
canty still got it even in 2010 bb
Incantation Onward to Golgotha
a trv dm debut
Incantation Profane Nexus
its too doomy but damn if this doesnt sound straight out of 94
Incantation Dirges of Elysium
debauchery to prophecy solid af but then they just let it die, why
Incantation Diabolical Conquest
first half def lags behind the 2nd
Incantation Decimate Christendom
1st half is a lot more solid than the 2nd
Incantation Promo
sum ahrd raw deathdooms from the one n only incantation
Insomnium One for Sorrow
Inertia 3.5; Shadow 4; Song 3.5; Only One 4; Unsung 3.5; Every Hour 4; Decoherence 3; Lay the Ghost 3; Fire 2.5; Title 3.5
Insomnium Across the Dark
certainly the most forgettable of sommy's albums, yet not bad. whoever they hired to do their art from this point on was a mistake though
Insomnium Shadows of the Dying Sun
sommy continue their descent though its better than sorrow, highlights in sleep, black heart, words, river, and ephemeral, which sounds a lot tighter than the ep version, title track is garbo
Insomnium Winter's Gate
first half is pretty fire but then they get laidback and it fizzles out by the end
Insomnium Where the Last Wave Broke EP
excellent ep by the one n only sommy
Insomnium Anno 1696
standard nomnium
Intestine Baalism Banquet in the Darkness
and what a great feast
Intestine Baalism Ultimate Instinct
mostly just straight up tight dm, highlight in galaxy
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
best maiden, title to hills to my favourite im track in hallowed is such a jam
Iron Maiden Dance of Death
almost as good as beast, highlights in rainmaker, montsegur, face, age n journey
Iron Maiden Maiden England '88
they kill it live, going on for 2 hrs straight in their home country before any of their rly crappy albums existed
Iron Maiden Ed Hunter
some of maidens best along with your doom knockoff sir
Iron Maiden Best of the Beast
more or less what it says on the jewel case, dark n x factor tracks suck
Iron Maiden The Soundhouse Tapes
maiden having fun
Iron Maiden Beast Over Hammersmith
great beast of a show
Iron Maiden Live In Dortmund ´83
another great show
Iron Maiden The Early Days
some good shows, interesting enough history
Iron Maiden Live After Death
great show esp rime, continues on the history of maiden
J.J. Hrubovcak Death Metal Christmas
unrest rulz, earthern kings pretty good, best nutcracker performance ever, greensleeves not bad
Joe Hisaishi My Neighbor Totoro
pure audible innocence
Joe Hisaishi Spirited Away
take the movie with you especially amongst summer day, dragon boy, day of the river, and the masterpiece that is reprise
Joe Hisaishi Princess Mononoke
miyazaki's best, tho perhaps not hisaishi's. as iconic as tracks like legend of ashitaka and demon god are the same melody is used in too many variations and it could have used a few more epic themes
Johann Pachelbel Chaconne in D Major, P. 40
like a miniature hexachordum apollinis, it starts gentle, gets more confident, and plays softly before letting out the accumulated passion
Johann Sebastian Bach Violin Sonata No.3 in C major, BWV 1005
this violin solo concerto however sounds rather sullied and everyday in comparison to the others
Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 BWV 1050a
while certainly not as refined as the piece it would become, a great listen nonetheless
Johann Sebastian Bach Toccata No.4 in D minor, BWV 913
too many slow filler parts but generally an amusing and mindful piano piece esp in the last third, screw derpmusiclog
Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 in D major, BWV 1050
not the best bach but allegro i has enough moments to keep u engaged, and that harpiscord solo is badass af. affettuoso is completely forgettable and thankfully doesnt last too long, then some general epicness in allegro iii. whole piece would be better without the flute
Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 1 in F major, BWV 1046
a rather uninspired by the numbers concerto that luckily is saved by the allegro and parts of menuet
Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 2 in F major, BWV 1047
in constrast to concerto 1 no. 2 starts excellent but proceeds generically
Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G major, BWV 1049
another weaker concerto with highlights in iii
Johann Sebastian Bach Suite No. 3 in D major, BWV 1068
a largely inoffensive suite with the ouverture the best piece, air is deservedly famous though too morose, and an ending gigue that reignites the rather lackluster iii and iv movements. generic background classical for your film
Johann Sebastian Bach Suite No. 2 in B minor, BWV 1067
i, ii, & vii are the bangers in this decent suite
Johann Sebastian Bach Violin Partita No.3 in E major, BWV 1006
rather mid bach that goes pleasantly enough along but never crescends to the sky
Johann Sebastian Bach Italian Concerto, BWV 971
perfectly adequate concerto, i is fun but iii lets it go
Johann Sebastian Bach Harpsichord Concerto No. 1, BWV 1052
i is rather plain until 2/3s of the way through, likewise th'adagio isnt particularly interesting, almost bored and lackadaisical, but its sins are amended somewhat in the fortuitous frolic of iii
Johann Sebastian Bach Concerto for 2 Violins in D minor, BWV 1043
i is plain insert elegant copyrightless background music here, ii isnt much better at first but builds into a more pronounced rotation, but iii brings bach back with a fairly revitalized allegro
Johann Sebastian Bach The Art of the Fugue, BWV 1080
the pedagogic nature of contrapunctus i-viii is gratingly evident as they invoke an intermediary student with ix finally emerging a degree of mastery and continuing onward, tho hearing the same subject again and again gets quite boring. honestly the canon variations play and hear much better in their simplicity. the unfinished fuga indeed unfinished, more like a lazy muse while brainstorming something more interesting complete with intentionally narcissistic pun
Johann Sebastian Bach Lute Suite in Eb Major, BWV 998
having written only a few pieces for lute, bach nonetheless hands you something to seduce, or be seduced by, your mistress. th'allegro goes ahrd
Johann Sebastian Bach Overture in the French style, BWV 831
bach revels in the french style
Johann Strauss II Tritsch-Tratsch Polka, Op. 214
obnoxious as hell and that's what makes it good
Johann Strauss II An Der Schönen Blauen Donau
as trite as it is mesmerizing, one cannot fail to give this waltz the ever-enduring credit it deserves
Johann Strauss II Éljen a Magyar!
very energetic, happy salute to hungary
Johannes Brahms Symphony No. 3 in F major, Op.90
movement iii is the star in this gen good symphony
Judas Iscariot Thy Dying Light
a step up from debut in the world of american trv
Judas Priest Ram It Down
jps first full metal album and their best, ascending the heavens and diving into the abyss, highlights in HEAVY METAL and the epic best jp track HARD IRONNNN
Judas Priest Invincible Shield
this is not an album by a 54 year old band most members of which are in their 70s, sounds like the debut of a present day heavy/pm band wtfff. last 3 tracks are disappointers tho was considering a 4 until they hit, bonuses are in the same vein
Jumpin' Jesus Demo
demo is carried by cloning the future, otherwise mid just trying it out dm
Kalmah Palo
Blood 3.5; Evil 3.5; World 3.5; Marsh 3; Take 3.5; Paystreak 3.5; Waiting in the Wings 3.5; Through 3.5; Erase 3.5; Stalker 4
Kalmah Svieri Obraza
not as good as their later more pompously produced editions but still top tier mdm m/
Keep of Kalessin Through Times Of War
a bit of an eclectic debut that hovers between basic bm n something special
Keep of Kalessin Skygger av sorg
a fair execution of every trope by 97 without distinguishing themselves
King Diamond Fatal Portrait
the natural extension of mf, diamond with more control produces a better album, candle is win
Koji Kondo The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time OST
a lot of powerful tracks mixed with a plethora of meh to eh dungeon synth, my favourites are title, market, lon lon, lost woods, fairy, kakariko, storms, meet zelda, beast form, g's tower, ofc gerudo valley, and staff creds medley
Korpiklaani Jylhä
u ppl are fucking stupid this is great esp levaluhta and tuuleton omg tuuleton so good
Korpiklaani Tervaskanto
easily their heaviest and thrashiest album, a relentless folk attack
Korpiklaani Manala
the most rock n roll of their albums, tuvilla and rauta are korpi classics surging into one of their best tracks in kuola, unfortunately mired by weaker slow/filler tracks, but this is still great fuck you guys
Krallice Go Be Forgotten
some nice spoopy tracks like forest n chaos on this one
Krallice Orphan of Sickness
decent more dmy krallice
Krampus Survival of the Fittest
eluveitie with some random techno additions and bad male cleans
Kreator Terrible Certainty
a step up from pleasure but not as good as debut, title and the last 2 tracks go aahhrrddd
Lacey Sturm Kenotic Metanoia
essentially a brand new flyleaf album. destroys her solo debut, competes with memento mori, highlights in wonderful, not your fight, and the lindsey violin assisted breathe with me (her violin rly accentuates + rulz on its own)
Lamp of Murmuur Saturnian Bloodstorm
a melolblack version of immortal highlight in title
Leaves' Eyes Njord
solid bum for the most part, highlights title through devil inclusive, and froyas theme
Leaves' Eyes King Of Kings
solid bum with a highlight in title
Leaves' Eyes Into Your Light
good track
Leaves' Eyes Across the Sea
simple but fun track
Leaves' Eyes Sign of the Dragonhead (EP)
good catchy tracks
Limbonic Art Promotion Tape 1996 [Demo]
candles and moon are mid good symphs while mourning mystique is a grand piece of cake
Limbonic Art Ad Noctum - Dynasty Of Death
limby finally gets serious and invokes a thoroughly good if not amazing blasymphony
Limbonic Art Spectre Abysm
another solid blasymph album after all these years
Lindsey Stirling Lindsey Stomp
transcendence is awesome, cage is weak, spontaneous is decent
Lindsey Stirling Lose You Now
lose you now is garbage in large part due to quacko, guardian is heavenly, what youre made up another garbage collaboration, torch bringer pretty good, embers is awesome too
Linkin Park Underground X
an ep more solid than any of their albums damn lp
Little V. Wants To Battle Again!
guzma theme slams ahrd, and zinnia, wally and n stand out
Little V. Wants To Battle
steps up most tracks with especially good covers of xerneas, kalos elite 4, lance, and esp the masterpiece that is blue holy shit listen to it now
Little V. Epic Metal Covers, Vol. 1
not as good as other covers ive heard but still killer instinct, squid sisters, and undertale stick out
Liturgy Aesthethica
liturgy makes me pee :D
Liv Kristine Libertine
what pop would sound like if it were good, solve me, silence and title track stand out on overall quality
Lord (FRA) Hell's Fucking Metal
lord abandon and recultivate their symphonic talents to create...a competent but ununique classic bm album
Lord Belial Kiss the Goat
a young bm band still in the amateur stage just trying to get something recorded towards the legacy of their forebears, not quite understanding the kvlt as that silly title shows. prod is too light, songs not quite structured, random not rly additive flute. still not in any way a bad effort and they use this experience to blow out a masterpiece the next time
Lord Belial Unholy Crusade
lord belial is completely streamlined by their third album culminating in a silly album cover. still its a solid slab of late 90s bm with their usual sideshow effects
Loudblast Sensorial Treatment
france's first dm band's debut is a righteous effort, highlights in les serre-livres + from beyond
Ludovico Einaudi Eden Roc
generally well set piano pieces (and a few strings), nefeli is magic
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67
the famous first movement is all you need, the rest don't even try to touch upon it
Ludwig van Beethoven "Grand" Piano Sonata No. 4 in E♭ major, Op. 7
a pleasant sonata climaxing robustly in movement iv
Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 19 in G Major, Op. 49
short and sweet sonata
Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 22 in F major, Op. 54
a virtuosic and fanciful sonata that yet lacks heavy engagement
Ludwig van Beethoven Violin Sonata No.5 in F major, Op.24
i is almost annoying as good with how it's been overplayed, the trv star here is iv
Ludwig van Beethoven Große Fuge, Op. 133
panned in his day, it really shouldnt have been. sure its a little awkward, but the man was deaf and at the end of his career, why shouldnt he pull a metallica/lou reed?
Ludwig van Beethoven String Quartet No. 13 in B♭ major, Op. 130
i is great, ii-iv are rather plain, v is moot lethargy, vi is glorious and thank god his publisher made him replace grosse fuge with it
Ludwig van Beethoven String Quartet No.12 E-flat Major,Op127
i is a decent easy goer without anything trvly standout, ii inoffensive, rather bland, iii is the star, an old shiner looking back at beety's prolific career, finally iv keeps the momentum and yields a satisfying if trite conclusion
Ludwig van Beethoven String Quartet No. 16 in F major, Op. 135
as birb boy said but with a trv rating. simple delights esp in i, the required sombre but not too melodramatic iii, and iv pulling it all together, an old master continuing to compose out of cultured habit without any need to conquer
Luke Faulkner The Scepter'd Isle
excellent renditions
Luke Faulkner The Wanderer
generally sombre but wanderer and eastern winds are win
Luke Faulkner Rachmaninoff: Morceaux de Fantaisie
well executed
Majestica Metal United
pretty good piercekey led track
Make a Change...Kill Yourself Make a Change...Kill Yourself
if i kill myself how will enjoy this fantastic album?
Manegarm Nordstjärnans Tidsålder
amateur production n instrumentation make this a brash but still worthwhile listen
Mannheim Steamroller Christmas
a short album of wonderful carol instrumentals, highlight in the closer stille nacht
Manowar Kings of Metal
good mix of classic rock n metal that'll kick ya ass
Manowar Warriors of the World
too much opera but still rulz, esp call to arms, the cover of nessun dorma, and hand of d00m
Mantas Death by Metal [Demo]
the horrid recording makes everything but the solos and heavier riffs hide in the fog but even in this state i cannot resist evil dead
Mantas Rehearsal #1 (Emotional)
dunno whats so emotional about it but legion of doom is where mayhem got deathcrush and both evil dead recordings rule tho the prod is much better on take 1, then the 2 recordings of the band track also rule with the much longer take 2 obviously more fleshed out
Marduk Memento Mori
actually a pretty solid album with enough variations to keep it interesting enough. highlight in the flight of the bumblebee imitating blood of the funeral
Marrasmieli Martaiden mailta
very mid until frozen north brings it up
Marthe Further In Evil
only poseurs would compare this to bathory and only fascists would hail anything in the first place. tracks 1-4 are amazing heavy/tremz wins with tristessa vox and it looked like an easy 4, but then those last couple tracks yikes, her cleans are horrible on them and not in a good way
Masfel Katasztr​ó​fam​á​mor
these were really cool funky melting pot rocks
Massacre Inhuman Condition
a lesser but still decent massacre with a random but welcome cronos appearance on a warhead cover (is it a cover if it has the actual writer on it tho?) yet despite such is very inferior to the original and cronos' wild ooooooaaaaaargghhhhs sadly dont make up for it
Master Rehearsal Demo
slice of dm history life with a young band talking between trying to get their shit straight
Master Faith Is In Season
ok so this one is a bit weird, they keep the general style of the last album, alright, a mix of groove n thrash, but this one is much more dynamically thrash with the groove bits actually well integrated. gets a bit grindy and punky too, again only slightly ghostly dm mainly in the grunty vox
Master Saints Dispelled
new little drummer boy is p good tho a lot of it is dbeats, a lot of surging riffs, paul's voice is a grunty shout thats serviceable esp at his age but not especially dmy, highlights in the pure win that is footsteps of doom and title
Mayhem Chimera
as if gdw didnt make abundantly clear mayhem is now an entirely different band, and in 2004 thats not a bad thing. thankfully the overprog fascination of gdw is satiated and this release harkens back to their kvlt origin days while very much creating a new sound, light yet satisfyingly intense bm with tasteful prog riff sections creatively and skillfully integrated, an unapolegetic and in your face bass, and maniac sounding just like his name implies. highlights in rape humanity with pride and the bass driven impious devious leper lord
Mayhem Pure Fucking Armageddon
PVRE. FVCKING. AAARRRRMMMMMAAAAAGGGEEEDDDOOOONNNNNNNN!!! rehearsal tracks go ahrd
Mayhem Wolf's Lair Abyss
the resurrected mayhem is, well, zombified. a brand new guitarist means completely new riffs, and from here on they would become prog infested, untrv rot mixed in with the black ichor. RIP dead, RIP euronymous
Mayhem Deathrehearsal
great ahrd death metal and jam sessions
Mayhem Live in Bischofswerda
having to rely mostly on their classic tracks the new line up has a great set, and the new tracks dark past n esp labyrinth go ahrd
Mayhem Life Eternal
5 roughmixes from the recording of de mysteriis when attila was adding vocals, they rly emphasize how attila is the worst bm vocalist oat, fortunately the trv inlaid into the core of these songs by euronymous will always be dominant and funeral fog still has its original hellhammer intro
Mayhem Studio Tracks
THE TRV MAYHEM now with production
Mayhem Freezing Moon
deads only studio tracks in squeaky clean production
Mayhem Ancient Skin / Necrolust
the first mayhem release without any dead, euronymous, or varg, and it goes ahrd m/
Mayhem Necrolust / Total Warfare
nice crusty rec of necrolust
Mayhem Live in Jessheim
lesser quality than their other shows but they still go AHRD
Mayhem Fuck You!!!!
v early instrumental recordings of their initially dm oriented songs, plus some cool covers showcasing their formative inspiration
Medieval Steel Medieval Steel
title track is pure win followed by some well done but not exciting 80s butt
Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!
easily the best album to come out of the big four, some trv trash n songwriting seen little in any of their discogs with added humour
Mercyful Fate Melissa
everything priest wish they could be
Messiah Choir of Horrors
a more crystal vadery deicide dm highlight in title
Metallica Kill 'Em All
a great start for american thrash but one they would never attempt to replicate or build upon, met's only real thrash album
Metaphobic Demo 2021
legit osdm in the 2020s. cant wait for the first album
Metsatoll Hiiekoda
the kalevala style tracks are great amongst half assed folk diddies
Mgla Presence
mgla started slappy and never stopped
Mgla Necrotic
about as good as a bm demo can get
Mgla Groza
pretty plain until iv
Mgla Age of Excuse
the final mg?a album is solid but otherwise unappealing
Michael W. Smith Glory
an instrumental album thats basically a classical imitation elevates this far above any of his other shit
Midnattsol Midnattsol
some great tracks though desolation is somewhat awkward
Minor Threat Minor Threat
minor threat rulz
Minor Threat First Two 7"s
in my eyes diminishes this somewhat but self titled and extra tracks go ahrd
Misthyrming Algleymi
krallice x modern behemoth, modern bm that goes pretty damn ahrd and the folksy bits arent bad either
Molecular Corporation Millions of Dead Menposters
sput's got talent and i am simon cowell. legit good tunes with 3+ yeses going to wet velvet - sheer, johnnys track, and the heist revenge - concave love. but i split a golden buzzer for betweentheskye - hypertrance and especially waves ablaze - into the blaze as they get added directly into my library
Monstrosity Imperial Doom
george was never a great vocalist but holy balls does he sound so much better with an actual dm band behind him
Mooncitadel Onyx Castles and Silver Keys
mildcitadel
Moonlight Sword Elfenwinter
dungeon synth with the bm as an aside, its not bad at all but nothing spectacular, highlight in lament of dead wolves
Moonsorrow Tulimyrsky
competent black n folk parts but the 30 min track rly just sounds like 5 smaller tracks hashed together, covers are meh
Moonsorrow Kivenkantaja
good balance of folk n black, just nothing superior save kaupunki
Moonsorrow Verisäkeet
typical moonsorrow, highlight in pimea
Morbid December Moon
some of the earliest and trvest material ever recorded, and one of the few records with dead on vox. LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, BITCH!
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
classic dm debut offering trv metal to the masses
Morbid Angel Complete Acid Terror
was gonna say it aint dm wo the vox but damn they go ahrd esp title. whats with the 1s u cucks
Morser Two Hours To Doom
death grind best grind
Mortification Mortification
raw deathrash in vein of seven churches with better vox but weaker writing overall
Mortification Scribe of the Pentateuch
what daaaa fuuuuuuuqqqqqqqqq. best release since scrolls, scribe includes deathrash wins like extradiefor and title, at times going full dm like the good old days with real riffs, solos, and melodies. its like the older steves gotten the more hes realized he needs to put out real shit
Mortification Ancient Prophecy / Overseer
prophecy is a decent dm epic u dont rly need to hear again, overseer is awesome, butchered is one of mortys best tracks, crusaders is meh
Mortiis Født til å Herske
some soothing dark ambientiis
Mortiis Ånden Som Gjorde Opprør
dark ambiental times
Motorhead Snake Bite Love
despite their self criticism this is easily mheads most powerful rocker with a highlight in the song lemmy hated the most, night side
Motorhead We Are Motorhead
a great follow up to snake bite, another album that rocks AHRD
Motorhead The World Is Yours
a very solid golden years album rocker after rocker
Motorhead Motorhead EP
the star self titled tracks of their first 4 albums defining everything motorhead is
Mutiilation Vampires of Black Imperial Blood
vampire bm rulz, highlight in magical shadows of a tragic past
Naglfar Vittra
some decent meloblack without anything captivating. bonus 12 rising and evil men cover are pretty good though
Napalm Death From Enslavement to Obliteration
fixing their prod issues reveals the face of trv deathgrind
Narjahanam Demo
atmospherical doomy araby blackened death jams
Nasty Savage Nasty Savage
a pure metal album showcasing trad piled on with thrash and some emergent death highlights in no sympathy, gladiator, and asmodeus
Necrophagia Season of the Dead
necrophagia eat more than they animate and so their zombie army is considerably weaker in force than the other early necromancers
Necrophagia The Divine Art of Torture
great halloweeny deathrash
Necrophagia Power Through Darkness
a lot of vocal experimentation but still in deathrash territory
Necrophobic Bloodhymns
another collection of competent but not stellar deathy mdms
Necrophobic Tour EP 2003
random tracks from their first four albums and then some pretty good but lesser covers
Necrophobic The Nocturnal Silence
classic dm with some congruent melodies n atmospheric effects
Necrophobic Spawned by Evil
a good track, slayer sucks, venom and bathory covers win m/
Necrophobic The Third Antichrist
gud swedish meldeath that said a proper fuck you to gothenburg
Necrophobic Slow Asphyxiation
competent but not outstanding dm like all their early albums
Necrophobic Unholy Prophecies [Demo]
sum gnarly dm
Necrophobic Satanic Blasphemies
the dm demos are much better than their silly mdm ep
Necrophobic The Infernal Depths of Eternity
pretty good mdm track
Necrophobic Mark of the Necrogram
solid blackened melodeath without any highlights
Necrophobic Dawn of the Damned
one final p good but not engaging mdm
Necrophobic In the Twilight Grey
yep same old necrophobic, another album steadily and awkwardly fixed between average and excellent, you want to rly dig it but they make it impossible. everyday throw-somthin-on melolblack
Neurosis Pain of Mind
my god their thrash punk roots are so much better than anything they ever did later, whyd u prog losers and metal haters have to murder them so
Nightrage Abyss Rising
this is...actually good?!?!? damn just goes to show no lindberg less problems. guy tries to imitate the scream but he cant do it bc he knows how to scream properly and the riffs are there
Nightwish Endless Forms Most Beautiful EP
pretty good guess i should listen to the album ha
Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest
the best thing to come out of the nile
Nile Vile Nilotic Rites
some damn solid dm from the egyptian gods
Nile Ramses Bringer of War
ahrd ejeeptan metalz
Nitro O.F.R.
cant not be affected by this. high energy, some real metal riffs in there, king diamond vox rampaging like theyre going out of style
no metal in this battle paprika
some cool funky post mrocks
no metal in this battle the husky tape
rly cool melodious post rock with a nice dogge =D
Nokturnal Mortum To the Gates of Blasphemous Fire
traded in most of their soft folk elements for straight up bombastic bm. not bad but not the greatest either, save on the moonlight path
Nokturnal Mortum Black Clouds over Slavonic Lands (Demo)
raw nokt is gud nokt
Non Est Deus Impious
pretty good trad bm sounding like a more melodic version of dark funeral
Norther Death Unlimited
fucking love norther. the atmosphere of siffy, the maturity of bodom, and the virtuosity of neither. norther is the best worst band and fuck you if you don't like it. highlights on this album include title and fallen star
Norther Dreams of Endless War
what a debut from the one and only norther. highlights include darkest time, title, and the final countdown cover. bodom comparisons are completely unfounded bodom sounds infinitely better and north sound far more like a more direct siffy anyway
Novembers Doom The Pale Haunt Departure
great variety of gothicky doom, sommyish mdm and acoustics highlight in title
Numenor Make the Stand
pretty great ep, make the stand with hansi and dragon erebor are winners
Numenor Draconian Age
not the best mdm but i'll take it. sounds like it was made in the 2000s
Numenor Chronicles from the Realms Beyond
some pure power metal, mostly melodeath with a tinge of black, numenor make another unique if not stellar album with highlights in heart of steel and moria
Numenor Tales from the Edge of Time
a collection of crystal production early bg classics, with more manly vox
Numenor Majesty
fun tracks, blind guardian covers much superior to originals, hansi actually sounds good on make the stand
Obituary Cause of Death
no, death caused you. a lesser but still actual death metal death album
Obituary Darkest Day
some pretty damn tight deathrash their best since cod for sure
Obtained Enslavement The Shepherd and the Hounds of Hell
so oe go on a rampant self parody employing fair enough blasymphonic compositions but accoutred with silly theatrics and devil sex
Old Man's Child In the Shades of Life
old trvish bm but not worth a ton writing home about
Old Man's Child Ill Natured Spiritual Invasion
dimmu borgir x kalmah highlight in dream ghost
Old Man's Child The Pagan Prosperity
jilted but still win meloblack
Omnium Gatherum Beyond
Luoto 3.5 amazing instrum; New D 4; Rim 3; Night 2.5 mostly a long nothing; Formidable 3; Sonic 3.5; Who Could 4; Unknow 3; Living 4.5; White 2.5 another long nothing. subdivisions cover is garbage
Omnium Gatherum Grey Heavens
The Pit 3.5; Skyline so simple but so good omg 4; Frontiers also simple but so fuckin good one of their best songs 5; Majesty 3.5 rare that i should be giving such a track such a score; Rejuvenate 4; Foundation ugh idk its good but bad but good but slow honestly cant go higher than 3; Great Liberation 3.5 but that piano sequence is horrible; Ophidian same deal as foundation 3; Title decentish instrum 3; Storm Front 3.5
On Thorns I Lay On Thorns I Lay
nomnium x behemoth x akerfeldt vox, highlight in newborn skies
Origin Origin
origin originated originally original
Paladin (CAN) Purification du Mal
modern style autopsy from quebec. the guitar tone sounds light and grungy yet surely death metal all the same. the grooves are killer, but overall too doomy. l'ordre, brule, and title rule m/
Paladin (USA) Demo 2017
not a bad demo at all, great prod, iron maiden with death growls
Pan-Amerikan Native Front Little Turtle's War
pretty good modern bms but nothing essential
Panopticon The Rime of Memory
lengthy krallicecore with a nice violin highlight in the latter half of winters ghost but stop ruining atmosphere with idiot political quotes k thx
Pathfinder Fifth Element
they definitely push the boundaries of pm as far as they can without breaking it. works in some places, not in others. the day is the best track, otherwise pretty standard/ruined by prog/dumb shit to try to stand out
Pathfinder The Beginning
ancient rocks is a great survey of some of the best in pm, riffs from rhapsody n dforce with a chorus stolen straight from tyr, sons is a mid good track
Pentagram (CL) Rehearsal Tape
absolute shit recording nevertheless the deathrash shines thru and goddamn that solo on summoned to the grave
Pentagram (CL) Demo #2
again ahrd thrashers with amazing production tho it does get a bit slow. did they just not have more cash for studio time or what?
Pentagram (CL) Fatal Prediction / Demoniac Possession
another couple great production mainly thrash sum deth tracks esp demon poss goes AHRD
Pentagram (CL) Demo #1
much more thrash than death with kind of annoying shout vox but amazing production for a demo and the riffs in the 2nd half rule butts
Pentagram (CL) Past, Present and Future
solid dm compilation with a silly evil dead cover
Pestilence Consuming Impulse
classic trv death clone dm
Pestilence Malleus Maleficarum
essentially being a clone of death means a clone of trv dm m/
Possessed Demo 1985
TRV KVLT DEATH METAL THE ONE AND ONLY
Possessed Death Metal
seven churches but not as good
Power Quest Wings of Forever
power quest is win, tracks 1-4 go ahrd n the rest carry it thru
Power Quest Neverworld
moar solid pms with highlight in title
Primitive Graven Image Celebrating Impending Chaos
big step up from their debut, solid flawlessly produced modern bm with some tricks up their sleeve
Primordial Serpent Ascension of the Dark Age
good but not stellar canadian bm
Psychostick Space Vampires vs. Zombie Dinosaurs in 3
the most appropriate use of mccore ever, srsly they have 10x the talent, very funny ;)s and parodies throughout while making very trv points, nothing about space vampires or zombie dinos until the end tho
Pyotr Tchaikovsky "Souvenir de Florence", Op. 70
nothing terrible but nothing too inspiring either
Pyotr Tchaikovsky Piano Concerto No. 1 in B♭ Minor, Op. 23
some very brilliant passages esp. across i, but it needs major editing for fluid enjoyment
Quest Master Lost Songs of Distant Realms: Volume One
agreed
Quo Vadis Day Into Night
a decent album like a more thought out heartwork
R.A.V.A.G.E. Rotting in Hell
the trv atheist ravaging amongst the swamp of noize, raw but still emergent trv death metal
Ragnarok Diabolical Age
proceeding after giving it your all in a masterpiece like arising realm is a difficult thing to do, and ragnarok are not immune from the effects of third album syndrome. its an intense melodic bm release but tries far too hard without really delivering, best on title track
Ragnarok Collectors of the King
while certain og blapsymph bands give in to the laid back poppy atmosphere of the 2000s only the likes of ragnarok stay relatively close to the trv
Ragnarok Malediction
like a necrophobic album nothing rly wrong with it yet nothing exciting either
Ragnarok In Nomine Satanas
first few tracks are a watered down version of their former selves but they pull up from that nosedive to reach a respectable height once again, highlights in beast and prince
Ragnarok (UK) Of Ages
remastered 1991 demos as well as a few off raven god, fortuna from oaken heart and heart of steel cover from domgeorn, plus unreleased river of life. both legions of death rule alongside samhain and sons of odin
Raskasta Joulua Raskasta joulua IV
fun metallized christmas songs all in wonderful SUOMILAINEN highlights in joulun sanoma, joulumuisto edited, jouluyo edited, and kuului laulu
Raven Rock Until You Drop
nonstop infectious energy
Ravencult Morbid Blood
title, winds of damnation, and unspoken oath are some great rockers, everything else competent but largely average modern bm
Red (USA) End of Silence
a nu/alt album largely successful bc it follows a simple hard rock formula rather than said nu/alt bullshit. lol @ all the simps unable to handle the omg christians
Rhapsody of Fire Rain of a Thousand Flames
best rhapsody overall to this point, queen rules, the 2 min actual instrum part of angel rules, elnors magic valley lennyface, poem minus the dialogue rulz too
Rhapsody of Fire The Frozen Tears of Angels
solid rof, operatics arent overdone, ahrd riffs, composed well
Rhapsody of Fire Eternal Glory
pure win lofi pm demo
Rinaldo Alessandrini Frescobaldi: Fiori musicali
a lighter and more thorny garden, nonetheless all the rosy
Rose Avalon Universe (EP)
excellent folky ep that makes me feel like a princess
Rothadas Rothadás
p good os deathdoom ep
Rothadas Kopár Hant... Az Alvilág Felé
p competent but not overly exciting deafdoom
Runeshard Shadowbane
disappointing compared to their earlier release but title track makes up for the down sides
Rusted Shut Rehab
a piercing noisecore/sludge album that pretty much rocks from beginning to finish
Sabaton Carolus Rex (Swedish Version)
everything is better in swedish, highlights everything from en livstid to ett slag
Sabaton Coat of Arms
pretty good sabaton with highlights in screaming eagles Ca-CAW BITCH, aces in exile, wehrmacht, and white death with its hawt bodomy solo section
Sabaton The War To End All Wars
my epic review is epic. highlights in stormtroopers, unkillable soldier, lady of the dark, and christmas truce
Sabaton World War Live: Battle of the Baltic Sea
concerts across the baltic is pretty badass, lots of swedish and sounds like a fun time, world war tour is just like any other live album tho
Sabaton Swedish Empire Live
pretty damn good live album joakim is hype
Sabaton Stories from the Western Front
a great ep featuring some more recent tracks and despite the boring slog of a motorhead cover
Sacrilege GBG Lost in the Beauty You Slay
dt without the silly prog structures and flames without the feather touch ie gud melodeath
Samuel Barber String Quartet Op. 11
best movement overall is i, the famous adagio for strings is only win during the climax, iii pretty unnotable
Sarcofago I.N.R.I.
raw charred all guts dm highlight in satanic lust
Satan's Host Metal from Hell
raw amateur maideny/ungoly trv metal from the heart, highlights in title and king of terror
Satan's Host Archidoxes of Evil
14 years later a crushing doom and death jumble, also dat ASS!!!
Satyricon Dark Medieval Times
DARK MEDIEVILLLEEELEE TIMEEESSSSSSSSSS
Satyricon The Shadowthrone
satyricon amp up their storytelling with the tale of the shadowthrone through synthified bm
Satyricon Intermezzo II
a great ep at the peak of their creative n harsh prowess
Satyricon The Forest Is My Throne
AND UPON IT I SHALL TRV
Saxon Crusader
maideny venomy rockers
Saxon Strong Arm of the Law
ahrd classic metal rockers
Saxon Shore Four Months of Darkness
four (five?) months of instrumental bliss
Sepultura Morbid Visions
quiet production muzzles a lot of the power of this early deathrash
Sepultura Bestial Devastation
the mousey production doesnt stop the deathrashy goodness from rampaging through
Serenity in Murder The First Frisson of the World
a symphonic japanese arch enemy, unsurprisingly much better than arch enemy tho a bit corey
Sergei Prokofiev Romeo and Juliet, Op. 64
a bit long, but flows better than a lot of ballets. only thing worth keeping though of course is montagues & capulets
Sergei Rachmaninoff Morceaux de fantaisie, Op. 3
generally fanciful movements with i-iii more heavy than the iv, v
Sinergy Beware The Heavens
kimberly goss is actually a rly good singer/keyboard player. alexi is on autopilot for the most part, either saving it for bodom or his riffs just not meant to take over kims pieces. highlights in warrior princess and virtual future (which has legit bodom riffs)
Sirannon Forgotten Laments of the Forsaken
some decent meloblack a la later astarte but def not above ep quality. tracks 3 and 4 are the best
Sirenia Perils of the Deep Blue
pretty impressive for whats essentially a 2 man band. even the weaker tracks still have a careful quality to them that prevents them from taking it down too much. seven widows is a jam, ditt endelikt is suprisingly jammy given its led by some avg clean male vox, and decadence is the funnest track followed by nothing amazing but nothing poor either save that epic blizzard chorus
Skalmold Baldur
among the lesser but still goodish folk mutuls, they try ahrd but dont exhibit anything essential, daudi naturally is the best track
Skalmold Med Vaettum
prob their best album yet nothing addicting
Skeletonwitch Beyond the Permafrost
polished 80s thrash with early kalmah vox, whats not to dig?
Skillet Unleashed
lmao the average on here is ridiculous. they finally found a consistent and energetic sound, the only bad track is saviours. everything else is nonstop party moshpit worthy and when its perfected like it is on here there's nothing wrong with that. doesnt have any of those awkward ass riffs or pauses that kill the rest of the song like on all their other albums. tons of jen ledger vox too making this easily their best album. bonus you get me high is a simpler better executed better than drugs. set it off isnt bad either
Skillet Feel Invincible Remix EP
kellr n blastforever remixes are pretty sweet. lol @ the remix ep virgins below
Skinless Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead
starts amazing with overlord and unilateral disgust and had me thinking can this possibly be good techdeath with thoughtful riffs and fills?! but then they proceed to ride the more generic train and it takes it down. sabbath cover was pretty funny though
Skyforger Semigalls' Warchant
silly vox but overall fun folky times highlight in night of the winter solstice
Skyforger Kurbads
a weird trad metal/mdm/full on folk offering whose first 4 tracks bang ass but the rest droop to mid goods, also mediocre vox n what is that cover lmao
Skyforger Kauja Pie Saules
pretty good black folk effort
Skyforger Perkonkalve
another dece to p good bum without any trv ear worms
Skyforger Lec, Eglīte
groovy tunes n badass/sexy video but where are the grooowwwwwllllllllssss?????
Slania Proof of Existence
a goth/symph album with minimal instrumentation. canela's voice, while very lovely and rightly put centre stage, cannot carry the band by itself however, but a nice light listen. highlights in losing everything, bleeding diamonds, willing aim, and wake world with its partially spanish lyrics
Slaughter (CAN) Meatcleaver
the prod is total hash but any nonposeur wont mind. punky thrash like venom but canadian and some emergent dm elements. highlights in the trifecta of children of the fire, hell hath returned, and the hilarious and wonderful title track
Slaughter (CAN) Nocturnal Hell
a great short but sweet little deathrash ep
Slayer Hell Awaits
more death metal rhythms and araya's HHEEEEEEELLLLLL bellow is legit, easily slayers best
Slechtvalk At The Dawn of War
christian bm bands all seem to fall into the same generic bm slump, and indeed gone is the magic of debut n sophy with the symph elements underused and trite, EXCEPT THE MAGNIFICENT CLOSER CRIES OF THE HAUNTED
Slechtvalk A Forlorn Throne
generic modern bm with some chanting until the last few tracks, doesnt compete with any of its predecessors, bonus track has bagpipes tho
Slechtvalk Where Wandering Shadows And Mists Collide
a not bad meloblack folk influences album with 90s callings all over it highlight in we are
Sodom Agent Orange
classic german thrash
Sodom Obsessed by Cruelty
classic lofi deathrash, highlights in nuctemeron n pretenders
Sodom Persecution Mania
sodom continue their relentless trailblazing deathrash
Sodom Code Red
solid thrashin sodom
Sodom Masquerade in Blood
sodom bouncing from thrash to dm to pure motorhead worship
Sodom Genesis XIX
great album but homophobic as fuck holy shit
Sodom Sacred Warpath
A WELL A DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? WELL, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A A WELL A EVERYBODY'S HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? WELL, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A
Sodom 1982
oh so THATS what these tracks are supposed to sound like. very punky
Sodom Bombenhagel
a nice slab of present day sodom with a cool cover good things are coming our way highlight in title
Sodom Witching Metal (demo)
a visceral newly hellspawned thrash monster joining its brother in venom
Sodom Aber bitte mit Sahne
sodom being sillily fun
Sodom Expurse of Sodomy
gnarly deathrash riffin ep
Sodom Victims Of Death (demo)
raw hurtling unstoppable fire of all the nascent extreme metal universe
Sodom In the Sign of Evil
to think this was supposed to be a full album, fully produced blacky deathy thrash
Sodom Days of Retribution
dont even care sodom is just fun
Sonata Arctica Silence
like the cover a dichotomy between sunny bangers and sloggy midgoods. still weballergy, san sebastian, and wolf & raven are some of the best tracks theyve ever done and in existence
Sonata Arctica Songs of Silence
decent song selection
Sonata Arctica Don't Say a Word
pretty good song selections/covers
Sonata Arctica Successor
excellent song selection, covers, live trax
Sonata Arctica Clear Cold Beyond
not in love with it like their nascent albums but its pretty damn good and the sonarc i used to know, best tracks are cure for everything, angel defiled, and the most metal lullably oat in best things
Soporific Sorcery Sarcophagus Symphony II
first half isnt too amazing but from these dreams and final rest synth ahrd
Sounds of the Dead Records A Brutal Christmas - The Season In Chaos
a trvly brvtal christmas indeed, various metal styles with highlights in angels we have heard and kekals god rest ye
Soundtrack (Video Game) Mega Man Battle Network 3 OST
winnest tracks include proof of courage, acdc town theme, final transmission, n1 grand prix, and the title theme
Soundtrack (Video Game) Final Fight 2
best beat em up ost oat highlight in carve a dragon wood the hong kong theme
Spectral Drug Exercises in Futility (Mgla Synthwave Cover)
cool adaptation, v goes so ahrddddd
Spectral Voice Sparagmos
death metal x fundoom? genius
Stephane Hirondelle Bio Technology
pretty calming chill feelgood back beats like sthg found in a ghibli movie
Stormbringer Stealer of Souls
trv heavy metal that enjoys thrash now and again. silence is a straight up better version of holy wars wonder who copied whom
Stormbringer Stealer of Souls (Compilation)
their only 2 releases together. win band, win album
Stormkeep Lost Relics
sum pretty good burzums
Stormlord The Gorgon Cult
dance of hecate is some sexy blasymph and moonchild is the best maiden cover ever amongst overall quality
Stormlord Supreme Art of War
its fucking rough and a little embarrassing esp the vox but still good stuff, age of the dragon is the only complete track though
Stormlord The Curse of Medusa
some great rough versions leading up to utopia
Stormlord Far
a pleasant surprise after the droning theatres of their last couple albums, the songwriting is tight and the symph elements know their place, a lot of classic bm with modern production
Stortregn Finitude
techy melobleath that actually flows
Stratovarius Visions
the harpsicord tracks on this make it rock so hard
String Player Gamer Undertale: Strings of Determination Vol. 3
hopes and dreams/save the world is majestic, the rest well done but not as intimate
String Player Gamer Undertale: Strings of Determination Vol. 1
has some of the lesser/more trolly tracks so not as solid as it could be but ending with beautiful renditions of asgore and megalovania makes it impossible to rate this any less
String Player Gamer Undertale: Strings of Determination Vol. 2
this one has beautiful renditions of home, heartache, and battle against a trv hero, but also unfortunately a bunch of filler/dialogue tracks leaving the album somewhat nonplussed
String Player Gamer UNDERTALE: Strings of Determination (Complete Edit
certain tracks are much well adopted than others, the stars including asgore, megalovania, home, heartache, battle trv, hopes n dreams, save the world and finale. comes with a few new tracks not on the original albums
String Player Gamer Restart
highlights on this include mm3 title, snake man theme, and starlight zone with general quality throughout
String Player Gamer Legend of Zelda Ultimate Medley
high quality snippets of every main zelda theme, using a variety of instruments. listen to this to get the flavour of everything zelda
Suffocation Pierced from Within
weaker vox more generic riffs n too much doominess bring this record down a lot
Suffocation Pinnacle of Bedlam
suffy dropping mad modern dm beats
Suffocation Breeding the Spawn
suffy bring it up on their sophy with highlights in repulsion n anomalistic
Suffocation Souls to Deny
another solid suffy my pers favs being souls n surgery
Suffocation Surgery of Impalement
title is legit ahrd dm, 2nd track is just cc worship, 3rd track is a tight chuggy closer
SuidAkrA Lupine Essence
raw amateurish meloblack/death with some folk n atmos, highlights in dragon tribe and heresy
SuidAkrA Lays From Afar
dece-good blackish mdms with highlights in well of might, wasted lands, n title
Summoning Minas Morgul
better synths n atmosphere, highlight in grey company
Summoning Oath Bound
beleriand n land of dead are the stars here, starts weak but gets goin n doesnt stop
Summoning Nightshade Forests
pretty damn good summoning ep, ends too soon
Svarga (RUS) Where the Woods Slumber...
a weird but fun folk metal album
Swashbuckle Back To The Noose
fun piratey thrash/death/mdm album with silly/folk interludes, first half of the album goes ARRRRGGGHHH more than the second
Taliandorogd Neverplace
amateur 2000s dimmu imitating blasymph, not super great but a highlight in of ways circular
Tartaros The Grand Psychotic Castle
halloweeny black symph with theremin keys, highlight in dark red light upon the bomos
Tartaros The Heritage from the Past
a rougher more wild dark medieval times with about as much power
Taylor Davis The Anime and Game Collection
most of these i dont know so i cant tell how faithful/how good it is compared to the original, however wilys castle and merry go of life are good, attack on titan theme, lilium and angel beats are great, and finally path of the wind is amazing
Temnozor (RUS-1) Horizons...
first few tracks are amazing black folk but then they go much more plain folk and only fatherland is worth picking out
Testament The Legacy
metallica if they remained trv. highlights in over the wall, raging waters, and apocalyptic city
Testament Demonic
whoa is this deathrash bellow here to stay? carryin on the groovethrash and it goes AHRD
Testament Low
pantera thrash and its actually rly good what the hell never heard a band adopt the groove so well
Thanatos Emerging from the Netherworlds
a defining 90s dm/thrash album, plenty of og death and obituary vibes
Thangorodrim Dagor Bragalloch
simple dunsynth hate the obnoxious plodding main key on the first track but the rest ambients well
The Comet Is Coming Trust in the Lifeforce of Deep Mystery
dark beat well orchestrated jazz fusions, powerful stuff
The Fartz World Full of Hate...
a healthy aggressive hardcolon bum
The Fartz You, We See You Crawling
a hardcock band about buttz has no bathroom bizniz being this good what the anus
The Fartz Because This Fuckin' World Still Stinks
very stinky fartcore from a healthy aggressive hardcolon bum a hardcock band about buttz has no bathroom bizniz being this good what the anus was not expecting something so awesome to come out of a butthole
The Kovenant Nexus Polaris
dimmu borgir x king diamond, first 3 tracks are fire then it dwindles into more and more self parody
The Kovenant In Times Before the Light
weaker but still appreciable black symph, highlights in dragonstorms, the chasm, and monarch of the mighty darkness
The Notorious B.I.G. Born Again
best biggie record tbh
The Sins of Thy Beloved Lake of Sorrow
my love is excellent but the rest never becomes more than slightly untacky pseudo classical with growls
The Sins of Thy Beloved All Alone
some great deathish gothdoom
The Sins of Thy Beloved [demo]
doesnt even sound like a demo, great gothicky doom
The True Frost Invoking the Aeon of Satan
not a bad bm album but crystal clear deathish vox n a lot of amateurish riffing bring it down
Theocracy Theocracy
what a better concept than power metal for JAYZUZ. middle trax wind from the narrow path but fish and jerusalem to twist of fate rule pretty ahrd
Therion Beyond Sanctorum
therion step it up and deliver some trv death metal
Therion Symphony Masses: Ho Drakon Ho Megas
as the title implies theyre already on their way to symphing. with a dm basis, this gets a little symphy, a little bmy, a little mdmy, a little prog, a little weird. nothing too great but overall a fun record
Thor's Hammer May the Hammer Smash the Cross
a great upgrade to triumph, they create some cool effects while delivering trv bm, highlight in all we need is war
Thulcandra Ascension Lost
rebellion is an awesome track followed by a string of good but not amazing bm throes wishing they were dissection
Thulcandra Under a Frozen Sun
shameless dissection worship, tho they do add a lot of their own to the epic aeon of darkness
Thulcandra Perishness Around Us
good meloblack distinguishing them from dissection
Thulcandra Hail The Abyss
more like highly polished not lofi in the slightest dissection, still p good tho gets better in the 2nd half
Thyrane Symphonies of Infernality
a more generic milder dimmy but still good, highlight in crimson halls of blood
Thyrane The Spirit of Rebellion
an 'eavy blasymph opera
Thyrfing Thyrfing
generally good black folk with en doende the star
Thyrfing Urkraft
a lesser but still solid fun thyrfing, highlights in the first 3 tracks
Thyrfing Solen Svartnar
cute early raw folky blasymph
Timeghoul Tumultuous Travelings
cant get this higher bc of the doomy/prog shit but the trv osdm bits are win
Timeless Miracle Heaven In Hell (Demo 2006)
pretty fun demo track
Tomaso Albinoni Adagio in G minor
definitely seems anachronistically altered, best parts are surely albinoni's contribution, overall ends up sounding like a 20th century italian drama
Tormentor Seventh Day of Doom
weird ass but good black thrash
Tormentor 7th Day Of Doom
weird ass but good lofi black tinged metal
Totenburg Weltmacht oder Niedergang
light listening bm with scratchy vox, intro suggests something more epic but its just chill, highlight in wotans zorn
Toxodeth Mysteries About Life And Death
the mexicans enter the dm ring with a bit of tech and meloriffing and show they are trvly the country that celebrates the day of the dead
Trans-Siberian Orchestra The Lost Christmas Eve
the best album of the christmas trilogy, the amateur vox and only slightly rearranged classical and traditional songs take away a lot less than what is given this time around, highlights in faith noel, wizards in winter, and naturally christmas canon rock with lovely lady vox
Trench Hell Southern Cross Ripper
celtic frost x motorhead is about right
Twilight Force Dawn of the Dragonstar
not nearly as good as previous 2 but still welcome. needs more twinkle sparkles
U.D.O. Touchdown
damn they really arent kidding. give me whatever udo has at 71
Unanimated Annihilation
adversarial is amazing until the bullshit core crap at the end, and annihilation is swell as well, but some filler tracks in between
Unleashed Across the Open Sea
rocky rolly deathrash that churns the seas, best songs in to asgaard, northern lands, and esp the general
Unleashed ....Revenge
intense raw dm demo
Upon Stone Where Wild Sorrows Grow
pure atg worship but infinitely better than anything atg did
Vader Go To Hell
some tight deathrash with an awesome cover TO THE GRAVE TO THE GRAVE
Vader Sothis
solid tracks with eh instrums, black sabbath cover on point tho i wish he growled the lyrics more, extended version with raining blood cover is win
Vader The Ultimate Incantation
way to many squiggles in the first half but cant go wrong with tracks like massacre, carrion, n saints
Vader Black to the Blind
shoddy production but they bring the ahrd n it sounds pretty good anyway
Vader Morbid Reich (demo)
relentless n raw but missing their usual tightness
Vader Thy Messenger
excellent straight up deathrash ep from the black n red beast
Valediction The Primitive Architecture
amateur af mdm esp the vox but dont entirely dismiss it for that. the keys on certain tracks give them an addicting industrial motif. best tracks include title and especially nights eye
Vemod The Deepening
too much ambient but better than debut
Venom Storm The Gates
continues the sound of from the very depths but to a lesser degree, this time the standouts are bring out your dead, notorious, i dark lord, beaten to a pulp, and over my dead body. cant wait for the next venom album!!!
Venom Possessed
possessed by powerdrive, satanachist, harmony dies, title, hellchild, and especially wing and a prayer
Venom Prime Evil
venom isnt venom without cronos but mantas and abaddon bring the riffs and fills to make the wins in parasite, skeletal dance, the megalomania cover, insane, and skool daze
Venom Resurrection
a new lineup with cronos' younger brother on drums, and this thing goes fucking AHRD. grungy metal all over the place and in your face. undeniably fun, this would be top venom if not for certain cullable tracks
Venom Metal Black
dirty toned grungy thrash with antechrist, dark realm, lucifer rising, maleficarum and title ruling ass
Venom Demon
a more maideny venom showcasing how cronos really made the band after replacing jesus christ. red light fever just doesnt sound the same without the shouts of, BITCH!
Venom 100 Miles to Hell
1st two tracks are mid venom, but beaten to a pulp is one of their best modern tracks
Venom Skeletons in the Closet
a collection of some of venoms best tracks remixed, unreleased tracks that are pure win esp bitch witch, aural memorabilia, and a few of those so early trv demos. the voiceovers for their tours, commercials (wtf?), and the radio ad are hilarious (also this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fzpWF6UKBs&ab_channel=ScreamBloodyGwar). but what stands out most of all is a beautifully redone version of BLACK METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Venom Tells the Tale
a down to earth interview where the trvest trio explain why venom is so awesome m/
Vesperian Sorrow A Dire Flight for the Black
a pretty great mdeath track. where the hell is the album that was supposed to come out a week and a half ago?
Vesperian Sorrow Awaken the Greylight
a misstep in silly theatrics and weaker songwriting but a fair blasymphony nonetheless
Vinterland Welcome My Last Chapter
listens like a sampler of every main 90s bm style. sum dimmy, sum empy, sum mayhem, quite a bit of dissection, an attempt at bathory, sum what would later become dsbm, as well as a touch of gothenburg. as such never really comes together in unity or their own uniqueness, with only our dawn of glory standing out
Vinterland A Castle So Crystal Clear
some great vinterland tracks
Vinterland It's Here I Belong
a great lofi demo even if its somewhat muffled
Vio-Lence Eternal Nightmare
a fair enough combination of thrash heavy n PUNK
Visions Of Atlantis Eternal Endless Infinity
the fuck is this average? lovebearing storm is a f*cking treasure. unfortunately too many amateur solo male vox overall, they sound best when alternating or just nicole solo. eclipse and chasing the light are good rompers, the latter containing some of nicole's best notes
Visions Of Atlantis A Symphonic Journey to Remember
wonderful concert wish i was there, ritual night, heroes of the dawn, seven seas, title, grand illusion, and return to lemuria are especially lively
Voivod Dimension Hatröss
some tech bits n vox annoying af but overall fun album
Voivod Killing Technology
thrashy n nothing rly wrong with it just doesnt go for the kill
Volbeat The Strength/The Sound/The Songs
pretty much alternates between hits ans eh's, fun album
Volbeat Beat the Meat
rough, groovy n punky n dramatic, good demo
Volcandra The Way of Ancients
well done if not super exciting blackened mlodeaf, about the same quality as your avg necrophobic
Vulcano Bloody Vengeance
chthonic and raw barely formed igneous metal
Vulcano Anthropophagy
another super potato lofi death/thrash mix
W.A.S.P. The Headless Children
another solid pure win wasp but no highlights
W.A.S.P. Live at the Lyceum, London
great show. wasp are crazy, assless chaps, cock meat, and bloody boobies
W.A.S.P. W.A.S.P.
wasp rulz
W.A.S.P. Inside the Electric Circus
solid party rockin album yet i pull no highlights sadge
Walknut Graveforests and Their Shadows
its pretty good, that rhythm on ostenvagr tho
Watain Black Metal Sacrifice
kvlt n trv bm, even if the drums sound like someone slapping buttcheeks
Watain Casus Luciferi
dissection if dissection kept along the main bm route
Whispered Blindfold
blindfold is easily their best song a trv mdm m/
Windir 1184
solid black folk but not as babymaking as previous dates
Windir Sogneriket
amazing demo for a 15 year old and in general, fjell og dalar is a quite beauteous win(dir) organ piece
Witch Vomit Funeral Sanctum
GROSS...but tasty...? but GROSS
Witchery Restless & Dead
sum great blacky thrash, highlight in reaper
Witchslayer '83 Demo
an old lost thrash heavy demo with a side o' doom
Within Temptation The Silent Force
good quality trv symphies with who i am particularly justified
Within Temptation The Dance
title n other half are pure win
Within Temptation Paradise (What About Us?)
best pop ever
Wizards of Aldur Queen of Sorcery
a great dungeoning album highlights in ruins of old and queen of cities
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Divertimento in B-flat Major, K. 137
th'andante is pretty boring but th'allegro m is hot shit followed by a motions going assai
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Piano Sonata No. 5 in G major K. 283 / 189h
a dainty piano piece of mozart's typical effortless frivolity
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Requiem in D minor, K. 626
the famous requiem starts amazing but goes on to shift between good and meh
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart "Prague" Symphony No. 38 in D major, K. 504
movements i and ii are calming to the nerves, while iii gets very spicy indeed ( ? ?? ?)
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Violin Concerto No. 3, K. 216
movement i is what you're here for, ii is rather dull and iii is good but lacking
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Violin Concerto No.4 in D major, K.218
i is the best movement of this rather middling concerto
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Horn Concertos No. 1-4 K.412/417/447/495
they are alright concertos, the horn really doesn't do much and so you're left with half-baked mozart orchestration, pleasant enough but not thoroughly so. best pieces are 412 i, classic mozart, and 495 iii
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Adagio and Fugue in C minor, K. 546
a short piece with an unappetizing adagio melding into a lovely fugue
X Japan Art of Life
pretty good powerclassical symphony
X-Mas Project X-Mas Project
german christmas metal is win esp leise rieselt, great king wenzeslaw and alle jahre wieder
X-Mas Project X-Mas Project Vol. II
an expanded edition of volume i, this one features a great trv metal version of stille nacht and a johnny b goode cover in run rudolph run
X-Mas Project X-Mas Project Vol. I + II
a collection of all their covers like it says on the jewel case with an addition of an outro, the ultimate christmas album
Xasthur Portal Of Sorrow
this is cool, straddles that fine line of epic vs corny/cheesy without going over it, sounds like outtakes from several vg scores
xSPONGEXCOREx The Panty Raid
at night is so good omg. so is three days n no shirt no im not kidding 3.5 well deserved
Yannick Dauby 蛙蛙哇！Songs of the Frogs of Taiwan - Vol 1
FROGGIES ^.^ < 3
Yasuaki and Harumi Fujita Mega Man 3
best 8 bit collection ever
Yellowcard Ocean Avenue
ahrd pop punks with unusually positive lyrics. way away, salesman, n esp believe are the best tracks
Yellowcard Where We Stand
raw and unpolished, verging on metallic, this album is just fun. highlights in kids and doesnt matter
Yellowcard Southern Air
finally an album that can compete with ocean avenue. thinking must have sparked some long atrophied creativity because here we are with a solid viopunk bopper without a bad track and a highlight in always summer. ten is intense too
YOURMOM Dissent
legit good punktal riffs n energy ignore the unworthy scrubs below
YOURMOM Projected / Eclipsed
their best ep, non stop wild punktal riffing n bashing

3.0 good
...and Oceans Cypher
not trv at all but still kind of fun
1914 Für Kaiser, Volk und Vaterland!
album/ep is everywhere, from war inspired noise to ahrd bm to random shit to screams imitating an ambulance siren, overall is eh stick to da gud stuff
3 Inches of Blood Advance and Vanquish
melodic powercore with king diamond highs. would be a lot better if they frugd off with the core
50 Cent The Massacre
good beats n overall songwriting but goes on too long
50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin'
sum solid beats in what up gangsta n if i cant, mid goods thruout
50 Cent Power of the Dollar (EP)
fiddy cen' DOES IT
7th Gate Dancer In The Snowfall EP
pretty cool techno space snow dancer
A Flock of Seagulls Listen
wishing is a gorgeous track but everything after is strictly middle of the road, neither heading into the speed lane nor lagging in the cruiser
A Plea for Purging A Critique of Mind and Thought
holy shit was not expecting the melody storm on this. actually decent tracks with regular guttural screams instead of mccore ones, this is legit some good melodic hardcore, esp vipers n sparrows
ABBA Super Trouper
has winner, new year n love a couple almosts, rest unnotable
ABBA The Winner Takes It All
title is so fucked up given the circumstances and in general yet a masterclass in pop nonetheless, elaine is mid
Abbath Dread Reaver
some cool tracks but also a lot of mids and cover is lolz
Abysm (USA) Sol Invictus
pretty avg mdeth but betrayed is fun
AC/DC Black Ice
a surprising return to form with generally higher quality n a bonnie hit in rock n roll train
AC/DC Let There Be Rock
ac/dc's most consistent album yet, all trv rockers with highlights in title and rosie with their wicked solos
AC/DC Highway To Hell
the highway to hell...is pretty mild. just has title, tho girls got rhythm is cute and LMAO the mork n mindy reference in night prowler
AC/DC Back In Black
bonnie should have sang on this, most consistent ac/dc with hells bells and title taking the lead
AC/DC T.N.T.
long way to the top rulz ass and when the bagpipes come in my god, rock singer is dece, TNT is the greatest rock song oat, the original release of rocker + chuck berry cover was an infinitely better decision than the later international high voltage edition, everything else is unfortunately lackluster and prevents the higher score ac/dc and tnt ought to have
AC/DC Let There Be Rock (Australia)
aussy version has crabsody instead of problem child and that drags the spirit of the album
Accept Metal Heart
love udo and all the extra instruments they incorporate, just needs moar POWAA, bound to fail is epic
Accept Balls to the Wall
best trad metal/hard rox vox, legendary title is the star here
Accept Death Row
accepts first actual metal album. hits like dead on, what else n stone evil (reminiscent of venom ;) album ends poorly but still a 3
Accept Kaizoku-Ban
sounds like a pretty good live show
Accept Midnight Mover
classic 'CEPT
Accept London Leatherboys
classic 'cept but no balls :'(
Accept Generation Clash
a more generic but still party hearty accept
Acid Witch Black Christmas Evil ep
LMAO, this christmas you better believe in santa...or he'll SLAY you
Acid Witch Midnight Mass
spooktastic ep
Acrid Tomb Acrid Tomb
pretty good, appreciate the old school production tho that snare sounds like their band name smells, nice chunky riffs, vox could be better but it works, nice solo in knock by night
Adrenalin O.D. The Wacky Hi-Jinks Of Adrenalin O.D.
ROCK AND ROLL GAS STATIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOONNNNN! OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
Adrenalin O.D. Cruising With Elvis In Bigfoot's U.F.O.
adrenalin ahrdcore like no one before with darkthrone having implanted the main riff of amy carter straight into transylvanian hunger and some silly covers
Aephanemer Know Thyself
cute little instrumental ep
Aerosmith Made in America
most of asmiths best in one nice little package
Aeternus ...and So the Night Became
clean behind the ears post-trv melodic bm with some folky acoustics
Aether (POL) In Embers
barebones mdm only standout track is last battle
Aetherian Tales of Our Times
belakor style mdm but with some awkward tunings n an unnecessary effect on the vox to try to make it sound bigger
After Forever Invisible Circles
all over the place in quality, highlight in through square eyes, dumb skits would be better if the guy didnt sound like cartman
After Forever Decipher
amateur af but also charmingly so, best parts are floor's ofc
After Forever After Forever
this ones got evoke and energize me
After Forever Remagine
another all over the place album but free of doubt and demons stand out. also 69 ratings nice ;)
After Forever Exordium
some fun symphs but nothing special
Agathodaimon Chapter III
decentish meloblack highlight in paradise beyond
Agathodaimon Higher Art of Rebellion
a weird album of symph black/heavy/performing theatre arts nevertheless trv in tongue of thorns and the first half of death plenitude
Agathodaimon Phoenix
a flamsey alright dusty melolblack album its there if u want it
Agathodaimon In Darkness
a fair return to more bmy meloblack but funnies still abundant
Agathodaimon The Seven
a final heavily dimmy'd meloblack bum
Agnostic Front Victim in Pain
solid late term hardcore
Agnostic Front United Blood
short grindy hardcore, not much to complain about or praise
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America (Deluxe Edition)
goes ahrd agreed esp delta nine is rectal anarchy
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope
the musical equivalent of banging your head against a wall
Ahab The Stream
a vast all swallowing funerary beast
Air Supply Greatest Hits
their actual greatest hits agreed. if you only hear one air supply its this album
Air Supply Making Love - The Very Best of Air Supply
has all their best songs on it agreed
Al-Namrood Kitab Al-Awthan
very mid weaker album, piano on kiram is addictive tho
Al-Namrood Astfhl Al Tha'r
a bit too stereotypically middle eastern, and the melodies are just kind of there instead of integrated into the bm like in later albums
Al-Namrood Heen Yadhar Al Ghasq
another less profound album with decent rhythms but not so much metal, estahalat is fun
Alcest Souvenirs D'Un Autre Monde
dream metal?
Alcest Les Voyages De L'Âme
slightly thicc-er dream metal that doesnt quite capture anything
Alcest Tristesse Hivernale (Demo)
rawcest ;)
Alcest Le Secret
typical cest goodies
Alcest Protection EP - Exclusive Sampler
everyone ought to sample some cest
Alestorm Captain Morgan's Revenge
their roughest but also most creative effort, they sound like an actual band here if only bowes voice wasnt just basically a guy talking. good moments on every track with wenches n mead the most coherent
Alestorm Terror on the High Seas
a more metal mix on this than debut
Alestorm You Are a Pirate
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE YO HO AHOY AND AVAST BEING A PIRATE IS REALLY BADASS HANG THE BLACK FLAG AT THE END OF THE MAST YOU ARE A PIRATE
Alestorm In the Navy
alestorm pirate metallin IN THE NAVY n a techno shipwreck
Alestorm Sunset on the Golden Age
a rerumfreshed utterly classic alestorm
Alestorm Flipped with a Sausage
FLIP YOU, YOU'RE A SILLY SAUSAGE WE'RE GOING TO POKE YOU RIGHT IN THE LEG FLIP YOU, WITH A MASHED POTATO YOU'RE ALL SMELLY PLOPPY HEADS GO FOR 30 ODD YEARS I HAVE LIVED WITH THIS CURSE MY VOCABULARY WAS STUNTED AT BIRTH BY A WITCHDOCTOR FROM OVER THE SEAS CASTING HIS STRANGE VOODOO MAGIC ON ME NOW WHEN I SPEAK, IT'S RATHER ABSURD AN ENDLESS TIRADE OF FOUR LETTER WORDS I LASH OUT IN ANGER AT ALL IN MY WAY SHOCKING UNSPEAKABLE THINGS THAT I SAY FLIP YOU, YOU'RE A SILLY SAUSAGE WE'RE GONNA POKE YOU RIGHT IN THE LEG FLIP YOU, WITH A MASHED POTATO YOU'RE ALL SMELLY PLOPPY HEADS YOU SMELL LONG I HAVE WAITED TO HAVE MY REVENGE TO BRING THAT WITCHDOCTOR TO HIS BITTER END SO I HAVE GATHERED A SHIP AND A CREW WE'RE SAILING TO FIND HIM, WE KNOW WHAT TO DO ON A DARK MOONLESS NIGHT, WHEN HE LEAST SUSPECTS WE'LL CREEP UP BEHIND HIM, SO HARD TO DETECT WE'LL BRING OUT OUR ANCHOR BY THE LIGHT OF THE STARS AND DONATE MONEY TO A CHILDREN'S CHARITY FLIP YOU, YOU'RE A SILLY SAUSAGE WE'RE GOING TO POKE YOU RIGHT IN THE LEG FLIP YOU, WITH A MASHED POTATO YOU'RE ALL SMELLY PLOPPY HEADS MASHED POTATO OH, WOW! PEPPERONI, DEEP DISH MEAT FEAST, WALK THE PLANK MOZZARELLA, THIN AND CRISPY FOUR CHEESE, TREASURE CHEST WE'RE ALL GOING TO A PIZZA PARTY WE'RE ALL GOING TO A PIZZA PARTY WE'RE ALL GOING TO A PIZZA PARTY HOOK-HAND, TREASURE CHEST, YARR AHOY DOMINOS, PIZZA HUT PAPA JOHN'S, PIRATE SHIP STUFFED CRUST, GARLIC BREAD CHICKEN WINGS, EPIC QUEST
Alestorm The Treasure Chest EP
title classic alestorm, tortuga lame, live tracks kind of weak but also anchor rulz and UNTIL THEN LETS GET DRUNK AND HAVE SEX WITH CROCODILES!!!!
Alice Cooper Brutal Planet
a tongue in cheek version of a manson album with more rocky than nude muddly effects, certainly better than anything brian ever did, title is legit good
Alternate Reality Alternate Reality Live
not actually that bad, riffs are there and crazy mostly talentless frontman is entertaining
Alucard (USA) Untitled Demo
melodeath riffs with atrocious talentless vox
Alyiria Singles
some talent exists but its spattered throughout, lacks cohesion
Amberian Dawn Magic Forest
a slightly magical forest
Amebix Who's the Enemy
the birth of crust, ahrd but too oft repeated riffs with a total mismatch in regular punk vox, and lofi raw almost bmy prod
Amebix Arise!
crust after taking a brief dip in the bath
Amon Amarth The Crusher
a much more raw and deathy alcoholics anonymous, with a paradoxically awkward-awesome album cover to boot
Amon Amarth Versus the World
mellow melodeth flicks with a tinge of the patented aa epicness. drums are somehow still bunk 4 albums in however
Amon Amarth The Arrival of the Fimbul Winter
some decent deathy mdm by the vikings who would go on to milk the same song for 30 years
Amon Amarth Sorrow Throughout the Nine Worlds
good amon ep leading into their debut
Amorphis The Beginning of Times
typical morphis album with a lovely highlight in mermaid
Amorphis Tales from the Thousand Lakes
raw unpolished 'morphis. unconventional songwriting unseen in anything else that can be considered death metal, but also not too amazing overall
Amorphis Silent Waters
incantation, servant, and title are all top tier tracks, but then it slows its momentum to a near halt with track after track of clear voxed simplicities
Amorphis Elegy
amorphis is fuckin weird. highlight in cares
Amorphis Eclipse
tomi morphis best morphis
Amorphis The Moon & More EP
mid tracks off halo, the win bonus brother sister from queen of time, and some of their mid tracks live but sounding phenomenal as such
Amorphis House of Sleep
title is win new age morphis, stone woman is loss new age morphis
Anaal Nathrakh The Codex Necro
when youre not trv but u want to try to give the kvlt a run for their money
Ancestor (FIN) Ethereal Devotion
would be kalmah's first publication is actually a techthrash effort, unfortunate they never rerecorded this bc the main issue is its torpid production
Andrew W.K. I Get Wet
fun times
Angel Witch Angel Witch
classic metal rockers with a highlight in band track
Angel Witch As Above, So Below
a cool new og metal album by these oldheads
Angel Witch Frontal Assault
THE ANGEL WITCH ASCENDS and then descends again front big boobie heavy album
Angela Gheorghiu Mysterium: Sacred Arias
for a premiere opera singer this wasnt that great
Angra Angels Cry
1st couple tracks are great but goes on a slow disappointing descendo
Annihilator Alice in Hell
decent but underwhelming threavies
Antestor The Forsaken
Rites 3.5; Old Times 3; Via 3; Raade 4 lovely viking maiden singing; Crown 3.5; Betrayed 4.5 epic to be or not to be track; Vale 2 shit track; Return 2.5 filler; As I Die 3 weird ass track with viking maiden at end; Mitt Hjerte 3
Antestor Omen
modern bm prod is a little annoying n half the songs just arent good, but solitude n kindling stand out with morkets grode a trv ringer
Antestor Despair (Demo)
the trv antestor emerges. highlight in jesus jesus
Anthrax Stomp 442
great energy but nothing really stands out and it goes on for too long
Anthrax Fueled EP
decent ep with highlights in title n remix of title
Anthrax Armed and Dangerous
pretty solid thrashy bashy ep bros
Anthrax Summer 2003
some fair rock thrax n covers
Anthrax Soldiers of Metal
studio quality recordings showcasing what was to come in a FISTFUL
Anthrax Madhouse
anthrax rockin out LIVE
Anthrax Free B's
fair rockin thrax trax
Anti-Flag Underground Network
pretty entertaining new millenium punks
Antonin Dvorak Serenade in D Minor, Op. 44, B. 77
an indeed quite serene serenade, calm and peaceful until the climax of the iv movement
Antonin Dvorak 6 Mazurkas, Op. 56, B. 111
there's just not much to them
Anvil Hard 'n' Heavy
classic cast metal that starts great but nearly outlives its stay on the anvil
Aphex Twin Collapse
pretty good techbeats, not bad at all
Apocalyptica Inquisition Symphony
on one hand nice adaptations, on the other hand its mostly metallica
Arch Enemy War Eternal
the best overall ae album, how did this happen? well unlike gossow alyssa has singing talent, disregarding the lame ass lyrics they adhere to. riffs seem recast along with their new singer despite being usual ae fare with amotts diddling everywhere, and i cant say i hate tracks like never forgive, title, pages, name, or avalanche. 5 decentish to good tracks not brought too far down by the more fillery songs, and thus a 3 it will be
Arch Enemy Stolen Life
mini version of war eternal plus covers, alissa trying to do actual dm is cute
Arch Enemy Burning Angel
back when amott still had some brain cells you get some good mdm
Arch Enemy Råpunk
punk covers with alissa carrying them all
Archgoat Whore of Bethlehem
blackened thrash with tin can vox
Arghoslent Galloping Through the Battle Ruins
first half is mid af but picks up to be good mdm by the end
Arghoslent Incorrigible Bigotry
mid to good mdm with poor epics
Arghoslent The Imperial Clans
solid mdm without anything amazing
Arghoslent Arsenal of Glory
another solid mellydelly without anything blatantly win
Artificial Brain Butchering Cosmic Giants
rather simple compositions from the arty brain
Artificial Brain Demo
definitely a demo
Astarte Demonized
a lighthearted approach to bm that uses a lot of trad riffs as well as melodies, but often awkwardly composed and sounding puerile. still a charming album with a lot of good moments
Astarte Sirens
decentish to good melodic black featuring BOOBIES ( ? ?? ?)
Astarte Rise From Within
a mid to good bm effort with some cool synths/keys now and again
Astarte Quod Superius Sicut Inferius
amateurish/basic meloblack with a few fun surprises in title, band track, n reign unfold
Astralborne Across the Aeons
one of those proggy slogger mdms like belakor ruining most mdm sections with prog passages
At the Gates With the Pantheons Blind
sum not actually bad mdms by the crates
Atargatis Nova
another steadily mid album, but crucified is pretty good
Atargatis Wasteland
title and selina are good, circle of life has some high notes, but that male vocalist is garbage when he comes on and he needs to be fired. she herself is pretty good but nothing too captivating on here
Atlas Pain Behind the Front Page
decent enough melofolk that steals its best parts straight from equi
Atvm Natura Naturata
decent melodethy prog but not too prog weakish dm
Atvm Out Of Chaotic Waters
some more melodethy tech thats better than the majority of its genre
Aura Noir Aura Noire
a bit awkward n somewhat techy blackened thrash but pretty solid
Autopsy Mental Funeral
classic cover is win, dm parts are good but too much doom brings it down a lot
Autopsy Puncturing the Grotesque
fairly good dm giving a peek at what would eventually appear 5 years later
Autopsy Ashes, Organs, Blood and Crypts
sounds like an autopsy worship band than autopsy. toxic death fuk goes ahrd
Autopsy Peaceville Presents... Autopsy - EP
a thorough surgically laid out representation
Avantasia A Paranormal Evening With the Moonflower Society
tim burtons avantasia. overall good quality, pain n light standout
Avril Lavigne The Angus Drive
her best songs
Avril Lavigne Avril Live - Try To Shut Me Up
2 power balls, basketcaze, n 2 lessers live
Azarath Saint Desecration
the more they sound like behe the better they get. weak vox tho
BABYMETAL Ijime, Dame, Zettai
the instrumental versions are much better
BABYMETAL Megitsune
bbmetl classics
Bad Brains Rock For Light
brains thinking AHRD tho the reggae is just incongruous and jilting
Bad Religion How Could Hell Be Any Worse?
punk worshippin
Bal-Sagoth The Power Cosmic
silly but still more good than bad
Bal-Sagoth Starfire Burning Upon the Ice-Veiled Throne
builds off debut slightly with a highlight in title
Bal-Sagoth Battle Magic
another saggybals album without anything too great
Bal-Sagoth The Chthonic Chronicles
doesnt hold a candle to atlantis but invocations stands out
Bal-Sagoth Demo
ol' saggy bals used to do a lighter but straight up synth dm gig
Bal-Sagoth Apocryphal Tales (Demo 1993)
silly synth dm with a lovecraftian epic instrum ending
Barathrum Infernal
some good shit on this but they let it go on forever
Barathrum Venomous
barry's middest bum without anything super groovy
Barathrum Warmetal
gud raw black n rollzzzz
Barathrum Jetblack
awesome track in hellbreed followed by the lacking title
Barathrum Sanctus Satanas (Studio & Stage)
studio side a combination of weird noises and blackdoom but more interesting than any previous release. live side is utter shit production but i also dont hate it
Barathrum Black Flames and Blood
a good blackdoom track and a lolz manowar cover
Barbra Streisand The Barbra Streisand Album
how to sing 101
Bathory Twilight of the Gods
quorthon enters his silly phase. he goes overboard trying to be epic but forgets to add substance, every track missing its mark except title
Bathory Destroyer of Worlds
the first bathory album quorthon did solo, first third of the album is very soft with electric guitar providing a minimal frame most of the time until 109, then picks up slightly with more prominent but still simple, punk and even nu riffage. easily bathory's worst release especially after the 5 years since blood on ice, but evidentally a necessary transitional period in order to get the softer folk elements just right on his trv magna opera, the nordland albums, as the closer day of wrath heavily implies. for most bathory i keep the entire disc in my library, but for this i can only deem lake of fire, 109, and death from above
Battleaxe Burn This Town
EPIC COVER starts great but doesnt keep hefting the battle axe blade for long, highlight in ready to deliver
Batushka Panihida
this is just typical modern bm with whogivesafuk chants nothing special
Batushka Hospodi
its just kinda there. certainly no pure wins
Be'lakor Stone's Reach
love the vox, similar to jukka, and at times it seems like its omnium. but be'lakor is quite a bit more dumpy, and their doominess works in some places better than others, more often so than not
Behemoth Antichristian Phenomenon
another solid ep with some cool/hilarious covers
Behemoth Demigod
this one's not so great. too many doodly-dos and motions going
Behemoth Satanica
behemoth turns blackened death. nothings rly that great but the drums on lam are wicked punchy tight and chant for ezkaton is fun
Behemoth Bewitching the Pomerania
a nice n cute little ep, rerecordings are tighttttt
Behemoth Conjuration
one original track with some fun covers and live tracks
Behemoth Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel
title is kind of boring but cain is awesome and siekiera cover p cool
Beherit Drawing Down the Moon
a rather plain and unspectacular bm debut
Beherit At The Devil's Studio 1990
rawest ov the trv with a handsome goat man
Beherit The Oath Of Black Blood
black metal go brrrr. highlight dawn of satan
Belphegor The Devils
bm mixed w bdm that is somehow enjoyable
Belphegor Lucifer Incestus
these jokers n their black pizza n their butts n breasts to get u salivating. anyway mid to deces with paradise regained the only real fun track
Belphegor Pestapokalypse VI
another mid album but sanctus is fun
Billy Talent Billy Talent
consistently solid 3s thruout with highlights in ex and river below
Billy Talent Dead Silence
only bad songs are stand and show me. everything else still fun but def doesnt have the impact of a decade ago
Billy Talent Billy Talent III
devil 3; rain 3; veronika 3.5 punky poignancy; wine 2.5 could have been good but too many awkward lines bring it down a lot; sparrows been procrastinating this album because of this song ffs 4; dreams 2.5 another let downer that should have been good but fails this time bc of just not having the overall riffs; dead good baseline but thats about it still somehow scrapes 2.5; diamond it shouldnt be more than an overall 3 but the chorus hits just right so 3.5; turn total filler track 2; movements even worse filler song 1.5; destiny a final one of those almost good tracks that has a good hook surrended by a whole lot of filler 2.5
Black Flag Six Pack
more intense punks with suitably deeper vox
Black Flag Damaged
rocky mildcore with some lolz
Black Fucking Cancer Procreate Inverse
again solid blackened death with an awesome cover but u rly have to be addicted to this shit to get much more out of it
Black Funeral Empire of Blood
tries too hard to be lofi and imitate european bm
Black Majesty Tomorrowland
the middle is a lame slog but rises again by the end, forever damned and wings to fly for highlights
Black Rose Bright Lights Burnin'
some decent trad rock metals from a band with little notoriety
Black Sabbath Dehumanizer
under the influence of now 80s metal master dio sabbath finally returns FULL METAL and its about as good as a dio album
Black Sabbath Headless Cross
a fair half n half metal/rock album with a heavier first half, tony martin is surprisingly improved and sounds like dio
Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell
dio becomes the centrepiece of a band that is definitely not black sabbath but something else entirely, a metal band again but nothing lucrative esp with everything else coming out and about to come out
Black Sabbath Sabotage
a heavy front half with universe steadily metal going down within and after megalomania
Black Sabbath Tyr
a mild and moderately good pm album if you forget it has black sabbath written on it, tony martin continues his finer tuned vox as last if not better
Black Sabbath Seventh Star
the alb that was supposed to be tommys solo debut is a fair rock effort with a metal track in for the kill
Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy
sabbath put out a fair and catchy rock album
Black Sabbath Paranoid
not anywhere near as good as self titled, next to no atmosphere, more generic rock rhythms n riffs, only gets steadily metal on iron man and electric funeral and somewhat on war pigs
Blackbraid Blackbraid I
one of those wannabe new age bm bands that is ok to listen to but isnt really that good
Blackbraid Blackbraid II
yep another modern bm attempt that doesnt really go anywhere. bathory cover is butchered
Blasphemophagher Atomic Infested Carnage
hardgoing dm but they would take another 5 years to send out something rly good
Blasphemophagher Final Atomic Torments
a weird anniversary release with only 3 tracks, consisting of a lesser debut, a cover and a good compilation only track
Blind Guardian Somewhere Far Beyond
title track is epic af
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth
not a bad album but you start to hear the transformation into their 2000s shit
Blind Guardian Follow the Blind
not as good as debut, a lot of motionsgoing riffs and apparently no ideas as they end with not one but 2 covers. starts to get the typical bg sound (unfortunately), another poster child for why you dont try releasing an album every year
Blind Guardian Imaginations from the Other Side
the beginning of modern era bg. its ok
Blind Guardian A Past and Future Secret
when bg was mostly good
Blind Guardian Guardians of the Rings
another showcase ep of bg when they were still good
blink-182 Enema Of The State
a handful of essential poppunks with some not so essential
blink-182 Dude Ranch
good quality pop punk but nothing addictive
Bloodbath Resurrection Through Carnage
i was gonna say the trv opeth but then they started sounding like scar symmetry and my hard on shrivelled
Bloodstone (SWE) Branded at the Threshold of the Damned
what atg wished they were capable of
Blut Aus Nord Memoria Vetusta III - Saturnian Poetry
decently tinged bm that doesnt rly do anything special
Boards of Canada Hooper Bay
fuck me an actually good boc album
Bobby Caldwell What You Won't Do for Love
most soul rnb feels artificial and fake af but a lot of this is real esp sthg like my flame, but the other lot isnt
Bobby Vinton Melodies of Love
smooth n trv, highlights in title, am i losing, n beautiful girl
Bobby Vinton There I've Said It Again
smooth as can be but no highlights
Bolt Thrower Realm of Chaos
buncha avg to mid good dm
Bolt Thrower Mercenary
mid-good grungy dm highlight in no guts n glory
Bolt Thrower Cenotaph
mid af dm albums result in mid af eps
Bon Jovi Bon Jovi
in an era of metal bands jovi was making some hot rock bb
Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet
full ass radio rock of the kind to make ur pet cockatoo dance, and it isnt even bad. bad name lyrics dont go with the music at all however and its one of those few instances when the words completely ruin the tunes
Bon Jovi Crossroad
not the worst comp but the outtakes were rightly outtaken
Bond Classified
decent remixes of some classic classical tunes, tho only explosive and robin are worth their salt, a v disappointing use of canon in lullaby
Bond Shine
a plainer offer, still allegretto, fuego, big love adagio, and ride. their cover of the famous theme from which they borrow their moniker also sounds much better
Bond Play
diablo is ruined by rap synth vox for no good reason, elysium is pure win, summer and winter are well performed, west with the night is amazing
Boris Apostolov Midnight Waltz
a nice dainty little piano piece with a worthwhile climax
Boris Apostolov Gaming Music
once upon a time and asgore are great, megalovania is misunderstood, fnaf is lame
Borknagar True North
tyr done right, thunderous is a more trad folk metal while up north is this weird but lovely folk country metal construction
Borknagar Empiricism
a more freeform lighter amorphis, clean vox are annoying as can be in some places, but genuine pulse rulz
Borknagar Epic
a more light yet blackened morphy with folky jam sessions
Broken Torso The Ultimate Abhorrence
seemed rather plain and motionsgoing esp with those grunty vox but grew on me as it advanced not bad
Brujeria Pocho Aztlan
death/grind in spanish with an authentic mexican flavour. nothing too interesting but its fun
Brutality Screams of Anguish
they named themselves incorrectly. light deathdoom with symphonic interludes make this anything but brutal. lightdoom, deathlight, brutalnot
Brutality When the Sky Turns Black
doomy techdeath thankfully without most of the melodic noodling on debut, but still mid
Brymir Slayer of Gods
for those who died followed by a bunch of mid symph/black/mdm with atrocious vox
Budgie Budgie
buttgie rulz
Budgie Never Turn Your Back on a Friend
of the 70s prog bands only buttgie knows how to really RAWK
Burzum Det Som Engang Var
a baby eagle just learning how to squawk amongst basic bm riffs and the beginnings of dungeon synth
Burzum Fallen
a lesser version of belus featuring the death of naked innocence
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
title track jams but for the most part basic bm with silly synths and old hag vox
Burzum Umskiptar
a denser and more ante prison kind of epic journey than fallen yet unlike the previous two doesnt seem to go anywhere, and way too much talking on the journey
Burzum Demo II
both lost wisdoms sound so mournful here, lowest fi lightest bms
Burzum Svarte Dauen
bootleg of raw burzumz and an ildjarn track
Burzum Burzum Demo
feeble melodies full of depth
Burzum Mythic Dawn
not a bad burmanum
Buzzcocks Spiral Scratch
so this is where all the whiny pop punk bands come from
Camel Mirage
indeed a mirage as they create a steadfast illusion of the former camel
Camel The Snow Goose
a lofty bactrian wades its way through a plethora of audible landscapes that may or may not suitably represent the novel inspired therein
Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
a classic but only solitude and sorcerers pledge are standouts. should have used those epic highs more
Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back to Life
decent debut by the corpse grind
Cannibal Corpse A Skeletal Domain
album cover is epic, music isnt bad either, combining newer and older sounds. corpse going for more throaty shouts is nice, course that doesnt make it any better than what it is, admire the grooves on asphyxiate though. you know what im actually gonna give this a 3, there actually exists another decent corpse album
Cara Neir Part I / Part II
an alright but not spectacular bm adjacent
Carach Angren Lammendam
certainly the most metallic of their efforts, with bm heaviness being matched evenly to symph elements. still its only decent and only a few moments here and there rly stand out. strange presence is the best of it
Carlo Gesualdo Tenebrae Responsoria
a man can only take so much latin choral singing. still its peaceful, and if pretending to be at mass on a medieval sunday is your kink, you wont find a better escape than this
Carpathian Forest Black Shining Leather
late to the game all thats left to do is make a kind of rockin parody of whats been done before
Carpathian Forest Through Chasm, Caves And Titan Woods
cf always put on a show, too bad their riffs arent as good
Carpathian Forest We're Going to Hell for This - Over a Decade ...
bm with rockin riffs soundin decent but not entombed's level. venom cover is win tho
Carpathian Forest Fuck You All!!!!
a raging slice of pizza black
Carrie Underwood My Gift
carries best album, esp on holy night and have yourself
Cauldron Tomorrow's Lost
weirdly lofi vox for a tertiary 2013 release. decent enough power/thrash but nothing enticing
Celtic Frost Vanity/Nemesis
back to rockin' trv trash babeeeeeeeeee
Cemetary An Evil Shade of Grey
midgood nascent melobleaths mastering no aspects of its derived genres
Ceremonial Oath The Book of Truth
one o those more deathy mdm bands, too bad it just aint that good
Ceremonium Nightfall In Heaven
some pretty average osdm
Charles Gounod Faust
hits all the classical bars but is merely a case of trying to imitate the masters
Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever
NOT MY FUNERAL fuck you bitch this is one of the best songs alexi's ever written 555 MOTHERFUCKERS; Shovel just as retarded as it is badass once again go fuck yourself 4.5 BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK; Roundtrip idfk why so many tards worship this track it fucking sucks 2; Pussy a confused garble of a track but still worth 2.5; RRF way too slow given its title but eventually grew on me 3.5; Ugly ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT OF A SONG DOESNT FUCKING GO ANYWHERE OR MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE BEYOND THE MAIN RIFF 1.5 UGLY IS DAMN RIGHT WORST BODOM OF ALL TIME; Nihilist average 3; Worth It? def not so much the party song alexi described it as but ok it's like a 2.5; Northpole THROWDOWN this albums attempt at a Hate Crew Deathroll but nowhere near as good mmm 3.5 or so. easily their worst album overall @TRASHmachine UR A BITCH
Children of Bodom Something Wild
DEADNIGHT WARRIOR 3; Shadow best song on the album but it's only a 3.5; Red light pt 1 one of the worst things they've ever done 2; Red light pt 2 3.5; LAKE BODOM 3.5; NAIL 3.5; Angel of DEATH 3.5 easily 2nd worst bodom album anyone who doesnt think so can KISS MY NOR-DIC PALE WHITE ASS. early rendition of band track sucks as does mass hypnosis cover but their little drunken keyboard sprawl is pure win and i clipped it as a separate track
Children of Bodom Hexed
Road 3 mellow metal almost buttrock but enjoyable; Grass & Clover 3 same as road but with more twang and a catchier chorus; Glass 2 garbo filler track; Hecate post ironically fun 4; Spleen a weak throwback to in your face but fun and too trv all the same 4; Platitudes one of the goddamn most annoying songs they've ever written with the most hashed chorus and yet i dont hate it 3; Title hashed in neoclassical stuff for the sake of the old days but it sounds good so 3 still just kind of mehleasant; Relapse is this even a track? 1.5 pure white noise, officially my lowest rated and thus worst bodom song; Never Look another garbo filler track should be the theme song for sesame street 2; Soon Departed perfect ballad only beaten by angels, perfect sense of rhythm, flow, tone, lyricism, and pathos. the only imperfection is that it suddenly ends abruptly instead of gradually fading out, same problem with tie my rope from being a completely perfect song. Knuckleduster: one of the best and most badass tracks theyve ever recorded, rawer version on the ep is better but this one still packs the soul n punch of the original 5. live bonus tracks suck, knuckle remix is archetype lolz
Christ Agony Moonlight Act III
rather weak and lite bm with only title track standing out
Chuck Berry After School Session
simple jiggy riffs tied to the win that is boogie piano create a subtlely seducing half hour lennyface
Chuck Berry Chuck Berry Is on Top
metal was invented by carol n johnny b goode
Cinderella Long Cold Winter
cinderellas second effort not as exciting as the first
Cirith Ungol Frost and Fire
good band, gnarly riffs, knife best track
Cirith Ungol One Foot in Hell
ciriff ungooooooooool
Cirith Ungol Witch's Game
a not so great new single with some classic ungol
Cirith Ungol Half Past Human
not as good as they used to be but its still cirith ungol
Cirith Ungol Dark Parade
velocity is a welcome addition to their best songs but otherwise just avg cirith
Clandestine Blaze Fire Burns in Our Hearts
raw early burzumy bm but not much else to it
Claude Debussy Images. Book 1, L. 110.
i and ii are light clouds with occasional pitter patters of rain drops to either brighten or ruin your day, while iii lets all doubt recede as the deluge pelteth forth
Claude Debussy Images. Book 2, L. 111.
a couple of soft gentle breezes before the windstorm
Claude Debussy Children's Corner, L. 113
indeed, piano for children
Claude Debussy Suite bergamasque, L. 75
clair de lune is one of the most atrocious pieces ever put to paper and audio inscription, the other movements debussy's usual light frolicking
Claude Debussy L'isle joyeuse, L. 106
not the worst song about fucking but close
Cloven Hoof Dominator
has the grand audacity of trv butt but nothing imperative
Cocteau Twins Garlands
debut is pretty sweet, cool effects, deep but still mellow tunes, dat title bass
Coil The Ape Of Naples
instrumentals are great but depleted by the worthless vox
Coldworld Melancholie²
not the most interesting blackgaze but tortured by solitude is pretty good
Converge Jane Doe
this is not mccore, mccore is trash. this is not metal, metal is life. what we have here is punktal. not punk, not metal, too heavy for the former and too light riffed for the latter
Coroner Punishment for Decadence
appreciate the neoclassical elements on arclite. pretty solid with nice grooves in parts
Coroner Death Cult (demo)
not bad techthrash about the same quality as debut
Corpse Grinders Corpse Grinders
cant find werewolf but pretty sweet punk elvises
Corrosion of Conformity Eye For An Eye
if it werent for the punk this would be mid af thrash highlight in broken will
Countess The Return of the Horned One
lofi phat bass bm with some of the most amateurish vox ever
Cradle of Filth The Principle of Evil Made Flesh
the beginning of the filth, highlights in title and eve
Cradle of Filth Bitter Suites to Succubi
couldve just released it as an album tbh. highlights in all hope and the much more beautifully rendered summer dying fast
Cradle of Filth Cruelty and the Beast
thirteen autumns, title, and bathory aria are the pillars keeping his album from falling into averageville
Cradle of Filth Thornography
rock n roll cradle, but it doesnt get good until lovesick for mina, foetus rules, pentagram is great, n idc what anyone says that temptation cover is win
Cradle of Filth Midnight in the Labyrinth
ignore the naysayers this is a cool album. essentially a film score for the dramatic b list horror movie that is cradle of filth. summer dying fast sounds particularly good in this setting
Cradle of Filth Invoking the Unclean [Demo]
it's horrible, but good, but horrible, but also good
Cradle of Filth The Black Goddess Rises [Demo]
filth showing their progression as a band as the trax get more focused and streamlined, goes from trv bm to dm to a final more quality produced operetta anyone would recognize as cof
Cradle of Filth Raising Covers Hell
collection of cofs covers, they rly adapt everything to their own style, nothing done bad but halloween is epic af
Cradle of Filth Eleven Burial Masses
quality is somewhat shoddy but cthulu, summer, n cradle rawk
Crimson Glory Transcendence
fair effort trad style pm but no standouts
Crimson Moon To Embrace the Vampyric Blood
some minimal symphy bm its not very engaging, highlight in carpe noctem and the ending track if you like your burzums
Crimson Moonlight Divine Darkness
unfortunately suffers from modern bm syndrome, but not all bad and a solid track here and there
Crimson Moonlight The Glorification of the Master of Light
like whats on the albums but bad
Crimson Moonlight In Depths of Dreams Unconscious
pretty unnotable blackened death ep
Crimson Moonlight Abaddon
super polished modern bm and it isnt that great. jackals is the best track
Crimson Thorn Plagued
its good-ish but also rough af and the steve rowe vox are horrible
Cro-Mags The Age of Quarrel
metal PUNK
Cryptopsy Ungentle Exhumation
some decently awkward dm before never producing anything worthwhile again
Cryptopsy The Book of Suffering - Tome 1
an actually pretty good crypt ep
Crystal Age Far Beyond Divine Horizons
decent deathy tech but with shitty atg lindberg style vox, thankfully theyre not around much, last 3 tracks go ahrdest
Crystal Age Promo '94
decent techy dm
Crystal Knight Crystal Knight
they got the spirit but need moar riffs, highlight in war attack
Crystal Knight Demo
cant find pushed to the wall but classic vintage 80s metulz
Crystal Viper The Cult
marta gabriel makes some power metal worth listening to
Crystal Viper Tales of Fire and Ice
some more decent power metal largely held together by marta. love when her polish accent peeks out
Cult Of Fire Triumvirat
slightly more symphy krallice but not that great
Cult Of Fire Life, Sex and Death
less complicated more casual (haha get it) krallice
Cynic '88 Demo
cynic silly from the beginning
Cynic '90 Demo
just a straight up thrasher
Cynic Demo 1991
jazzily jizzily death metal
Cynic Promo '08
integral birth is actually pretty great with its melodic chorus, adams murmur just typical progynic
Dark Funeral Teach Children to Worship Satan
a decent new track and covers with a highlight in pagan fears
Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus
king antichrist is a beast of a song, rest is their usual just above avg bum
Dark Heresy Abstract Principles Taken to Their Logical Extreme
a modern better than latter day atheist atheist worship. not my favourite but the metallic jazz on hole is pretty sweet, dunno what the little nude muddle rap on tylers stand is about though
Dark Tranquillity Character
good overall, certainly about stanne's best vocal performance, but the songs themselves seem a step down from damage done and indeed make out to be flatter than their more vibrant predecessors. best track is lost to apathy
Dark Tranquillity Of Chaos and Eternal Night
when your ep is better than your first two albums
Dark Tranquillity Enter Suicidal Angels
this ep is nothing but win, especially archetype
Dark Tranquillity Damage Done
final 3; hours 3.5; mono 3.5; single 3.5; treason 3; format 3 ; title 2.5; cathode 3; enemy 3; deception 2.5; white 2.5; nihilo 2.5; static 3.5 poison 3.5
Dark Tranquillity A Memory Construct
a couple dece mdeafs
Darkthrone Sardonic Wrath
this ones pretty tight tbh
Darkthrone Soulside Journey
middling dm album no wonder fenriz jumped on the bm boat when he could
Darkthrone Total Death
blaze n hungers prod blended with a mix of all previous bm albums riffs and atmosphere, and as such its better than all of them but not worth much just as
Dawn of Orion On Broken Wings
a more deathy atg style melodeath and it aint bad
Dead Congregation Promulgation of the Fall
dat overprodded deathdoom that replaces quality and talent with overblown eq. nevertheless they do go ahrd enough that i have to lean to the positive side a bit
Dead Congregation Purifying Consecrated Ground
better than anything they did after, listenable modern deathdoom
Dead Kennedys Bedtime for Democracy
much as i dislike this crap band they finally put out a real rocker with a few sections close to thrash even
Deafheaven Sunbather
blackgaze bits are decent-good, rest is garbo
Deafheaven From the Kettle Onto the Coil
decent but not amazing track
Deals Death Elite
dat rwj band, to answer his question a decade later theyre a mid-good band with the only stand out track being fortified
Death Individual Thought Patterns
thrash is good, prog is bad, bass lines are terrible, highlight in nothing is everything
Death The Sound of Perseverance
destroys symbolic, more streamlined techthrash than thoughts
Death Infernal Death
admittedly not as good as their other demos
Decapitated Blood Mantra
an actually good decapitated album in their new style hoyl shit. lots of grooves and bambams but nothing beyond general entertainment
Decapitated The Eye of Horus
only a year later but theyve already gone into a refined tech route, which is not appreciable. still dads old drumkit and nice synth outro but the vox are singular and the tech ironically makes the technically better song writing just bleh
Deeds of Flesh Reduced to Ashes
as with most bdm weak and simple but overall better tones and dynamics than usual, however taken down by the quiet mix and volume making u have to turn it way up if theres so much as crickets in the background
Def Leppard Live: In the Clubs, in Your Face
live trax of some of their better songs
Def Leppard Hysteria
generally like this album but there isnt a song i would actually keep in a playlist or in my overall discog
Def Leppard Pyromania
they get some elevation on here with some actual hits, aint nobody gonna forget photograph (fuck you nickledick), foolin, n rock o' ages
Deicide Legion
raw and immature but still good
Deicide Serpents of the Light
a lesser 3 but still good despite all the deathrap and partial motions going of some songs
Deicide Insineratehymn
cannibal corpse worship, but also better than anything cc have ever done
Deicide To Hell With God
not bad but nothing great, like a half assed attempt at making another stench but with plenty of leftovers from till death
Deicide In the Minds of Evil
another to hell with god album, not as good but basically the same
Delain Moth to a Flame
decent enough pop metals
Delain Lunar Prelude
always ready for some delain. turn the lights out is great and stardust is one of their best songs
Delain April Rain
never had such a case of blue balls as most of the songs on this album
Delain We Are The Others
mother machine is pure win followed by a whole field of middy middy mids
Delain Hunter's Moon
pretty decent show/ep but naturally not above their usual mid level
Demilich Regurgitation of Blood
trv dm demilich with creeper vox instead of mere burp
Demilich ...Somewhere Inside the Bowels of Endlessness...
another gud dm demo ruined by burps
Demilich Vanishing Sessions
better than anything on nespithe, actual death metal. the burps have been reduced to a mere echo and this actually sounds pretty good, if only the prog werent there i'd declare this best demilich
Demolition Hammer Tortured Existence
they wait until the 2nd half to show their trv talents
Demon Bitch Demon Bitch
demon bitchin
Demon Hunter Summer of Darkness
quite a step down from debut, a lot of s/ts raw aggression depleted for higher production and generic song writing. generally weaves between good track/bad track, not ready 2 die and beheaded are fun but awakening pisses me off, heartstrings has some real pathos, faces not as fun but still a thrashy lil thrill, title is the best track and certainly contains some of their most believable aggression, beauty is boring and long, annihilate is cool, i play dead doesnt seem like it would work but it does and i dont mind its full 5 min run time, finally coffin builder is a combination of cool nummy riffs and awkward af, rest is filler
Demon Hunter The Triptych
they get so close to actually being metal on a few tracks here, not i is badass, undying is epic (the tambourine on this n deteriorate are hilarious but i love it), relentless is a mid but could have been good track, deter is a pretty good ballad, soldiers song is groovy af, one thousand hits pretty ahrd, n the prong cover is well done and better than the orig. rest is mid-filler with ribcage being this albums awakening and tide being a v awkward and needlessly sappy/depressive slow bro that could have worked but they just chose not to
Demonaz March of the Norse
immortal lite. nothing very ear wormy here
Dempagumi.inc World Wide Dempa
kawaii OVERRRRLOADDDDD
Der Weg Einer Freiheit Noktvrn
had potential but they don't really do anything with it and i can't stand that kind of crystal clear scream in my bm. pretending haven doesnt exist
Destruction Infernal Overkill
mid to good thrash that caught on to the idea but ultimately didnt contribute to it
Destruction Cracked Brain
continues their pattern of unexemplary thrash with some random tech bits thrown in between that just ruin otherwise listenable thrash
Diabolical Funeral Queime a Igreja
decent brazilian modern bm
Diabolical Masquerade Ravendusk in my Heart
a trver but less interesting cof
Diabolical Masquerade Deaths Design
an all over the place album ever deserving the name of a diabolical masquerade
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon
dimmy officially streamlined, essentially a rock opera with nothing offensively bad (except the inexcusable cleans) but nothing amazing or anywhere near their legendary early albums
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me
not bad but nothing spectacular either, needs more harsh noise
Discharge State Violence State Control
continues their hear nothing sound in a more motorhead worship punk fashion
Discharge Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing
more metal than punk, these are the fuckers who taught araya to yell like a dumbass
Discharge Realities of War
a stronger thicker punk sound emerges
Discharge Decontrol
a more tempered aggression than fight back with a trv solo but unfortunately squeaky clean
Discharge Fight Back
that stronger thicker sound gets dirty and more aggressive with a bit of solo work and grunty yells
Discharge Never Again / Death Dealers / Two Monstrous Nuclear Stockpiles
sum grate pnk trax
Dismember Dismember
a not bad, not amazing, somewhat nu-infused lighter dm to finish them off
Dismember The God That Never Was
a rly weird short bum that goes everywhere, sum traditional dismember dm, more than a couple mdeaf moments, sum prog yuck
Dismember Hate Campaign
shouty dmish dm with a lot of straight up weird mdeth tracks
Dissection Maha Kali
title is a lollapalooza that defines reign chaos n then its just unhallowed again so
Dissection The Somberlain (Demo)
a bad version of somberlain just like it says on the box
Dr. Dre 2001
a lot of classics on this
Dragon Fallen Angel
full on deathy vox and general thrashier outset yet isnt as good as debut. highlights in the bookends
DragonForce Reaching into Infinity
a generally good tour of the realm of dragonforce with highlights in judgement day n astral empire, but they rly need to cut out the worthless slow 'dramatic' bits cuz they suck at them
DragonForce Valley of the Damned
quite awkward in parts as would be expected for the like of dforce just beginning, but still solid
DragonForce Valley Of The Damned (Demo)
title is better than on or, black winter rulz
DragonForce In The Line Of Fire
decent live quality, cool video, tomorrows kings n fire flames sound pure win
DragonForce Warp Speed Warriors
a seemingly deliberately middling dforce album, classic modern dforce style in astro warrior and pixel prison but then also total waste filler tracks like the singles power of the triforce and especially doomsday party, not to mention the tswift cover (love when metal bands cover pop tracks but making it part of the lp just makes it another filler track). all in all an ehhh dforce album with a highlight in pixel prison
Dragonland The Battle of the Ivory Plains
lackluster until u hit the epic worlds end
Dragonland Holy War
mithril mountains n title stand a bit out on this rather mid af power bum
Dragonland Starfall
another mid af album that almost gets there dude
Dragonland Astronomy
another mid good album with a couple decenters in cassiopeia and contact
Dragonlord Dominion
shameless later dimmy rip off but lamia is pretty good
Dream Dolphin Dolphins Talk to You
DOLPHINZ RUL!!!
Dropkick Murphys The Warrior's Code
spirit, title n auld triangle bring the jams, rest in mildly fun irish banging
Dropkick Murphys Going Out In Style
same ol' murphys highlights in memorial day and chair
Drowning Pool Sinner
prob the only album that can actually be called nu metal. harder than rock, not quite metal, better than anything fucking koyan ever did. highlights obv in bodies n i am
Drudkh Blood In Our Wells
pretty average and too drony until vichnist' and ukrayins'ka. awesome alt cover art
Drudkh A Few Lines in Archaic Ukrainian
actually rate the comp u dipshits. golden horse is pretty tight but otherwise drony drudkh
Drudkh Autumn Aurora
dreamy drudkh but it doesnt get very lucid unfortunately
Drudkh The Swan Road
sounds like a polished modern version of some bands old generic demos
Drudkh Songs of Grief and Solitude
actually pretty good instrumentals, varg shouldve taken notes
Drudkh Estrangement
more of the same drudkh scoring decently enough but not going for anything standout
Drudkh Forgotten Legends
debut drudkh best drudkh, drum rhythm used in dawn n wheel hypnotizing, but still too much filler between the goodness
Drudkh Eternal Turn of the Wheel
a return to form but nothing spectacular
Drudkh A Furrow Cut Short
drudkh in hd
Drudkh They Often See Dreams About The Spring
drudkh in hd pt 2
Drudkh Anti-Urban (33.3 RPM)
on the other hand going by the initial rip it has oblivion sounding like proper doomgaze and ashes is just a noodly drone
Drudkh Slavonic Chronicles
they kind of ruin tam gdzie but indianska is pretty good
Dungeon Serpent Promo '22
arghoslenty raw as can be mdm
Dungeon Serpent Necroscope '23
another track in vein of his 22 demo
Dwarrowdelf Of Dying Lights
tries too hard to be epic and ends up rather flat and empty instead
Dwarrowdelf Cold Lie the Ashes
goes all over the place trying to make something 'epic' but its just a scramble of random half assed metal
Ebony Pendant The Garden Of Strangling Roots
veritable 2020s pizza black
Ebony Pendant Incantation of Eschatological Mysticism
modern background bm perfect for making all your favourite vegan dishes to
Ed Sheeran Loose Change
an actually good sheeran album. little bird is captivating while the others are not mindable
Edenbridge The Grand Design
dunno what happened here. only standout moments on passion n evermore
Edenbridge Solitaire
the effort is there they just dont reach for anything spectacular and it gets unnecessarily drawling at the end
Edenfall To Gaze Longer at the Earth
within temptation/tristania + cradle is somewhere between meh and alright. highlight in forest of veils
Edenfall Under Sultry Moons and Velvet Skies
far too much doom and tristaniaisms, but still highlights in dark wings and esp wyvern child
Edward Elgar Pomp and Circumstance Military Marches, Op. 39
another case of only the most famous movement, i, worth keeping around
Edward Elgar Enigma Variations, Op. 36
mildly pleasant variations of which none particularly stand out, though 9 is close
Ekyrian Mas alla de la tempestad
decent spanish-sung lite folk memmel, highlight in el laberinto magico
Ekyrian Memorias Del Bosque
decent debut of folk rockz en espanol
Electric Masada At the Mountains of Madness
this is pretty sweet. all kinds of exploration of rhythm n speed, bombasts and subtleties, ahrd riffing and tranquil jazzing, solid jams with extra intruments. do i like the fact this is over 2 n a half hours? no, but its reasonably entertaining and worthwhile and if it does get boring it picks back up again
Elettra Storm Powerlords
starts pretty great but soon melds into a generic present pm soup, highlights in the openers higher than the stars and redemption
Eluveitie Helvetios
Skipping prologue that's bullshit and they need to fuck off with that shit. Title 3.5 pretty jammy; Luxtos 3.5; Home 2.5 filler track; Shores 2.5 more just passable filler; Scorched Earth why tf is there a qur'an recitation on here are they trying to make this album suck wtf 1; Enemy 3.5 another jam; Neverland 2.5 another filler; Rose for Epona 4 despite the pop n cheese; Havoc 4 pretty fun HAIL CAESAR; Uprising 3 narration almost makes it lower; Hope idk 3 its an ok instr; Siege 3.5 but it's too short and that last verse lyric is so fucking cringe; Alesia 3.5 doesnt rly deserve it but i appreciate what they were going for; skipping Tull another pointless narration why; Uxello 3.5 but same situ as alesia. epilogue 3 instr part is w/e fuck off with the old man though
Eluveitie The Early Years
just rating the rerecording of ven, which sounds infinitely better and is actually listenable
Eluveitie Everything Remains As It Never Was
a truly middling album from a band unsure where to go after 2 successful metal albums and an awkward foray into pure folk mania. the good and the bad seem to compete to balance each other, with would-be standout tracks like title, thoufold, kingdom, raven, and dom not fully fleshed out, while the likes of nil and ashes teeter noncommittally this way and that, with some random instrum pieces seeming to be evoc i outtakes. finally at the end we get the most complete and compact tracks in sempiternal embers and the pleasantly awkward lugdunon. a rly weird album but id say the goodness wins out in the end
Elvenking Heathenreel
a unique power/folk infusion with unusually ahrdrock vox
Elvenking Wyrd
this should be a lot better than it is, with that fiddle and metal spirit, yet every track is lackluster and incomplete
Elyose Ipso Facto
epica but in french with less talent n quite a bit of electroffects
Elysion Bring Out Your Dead
highlights are crossing over and far away. time has not worked out for these rare releases, getting ever so less impactful every release
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...
nero plays and dances as rome burns...
Ensiferum Victory Songs
Ad Vic 2.5; Blood 3; Death 3; Ahti 3 banjo metal; Magic 2.5; Wanderer 4.5; Sword 1.5; Dawn 3.5; Title 4
Ensiferum Suomi Warmetal
kind of hard to fuck up on an ep of famous covers. warmetal esp sounds p good siffified
Ensiferum One More Magic Potion
a couple of the better tracks for victory songz
Enslaved Ruun
the only good prog'd album
Enslaved Eld
FIRE!!!!!!!!
Enslaved Below the Lights
sum kinda generic bm style rock, not bad but nothing ear catching either
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
this ones actually decent esp beacon
Enslaved Heimdal
the enslaved lottery has churned up a decent album this time, highlight in caravans
Entombed Wreckage
title is the epitome of death n roll but rest is ehhhh
Entombed Uprising
entombed are a weird ass band. an album of decegood metrock with some hardcore elements here n there and panty grooves
Entombed Serpent Saints: The Ten Amendments
a final render of some decent death n roll, highlights in title n sodom
Epica Omega
abyss of time is an excellent tarja-era nightwishy track minus the worthless narration and breakdown, but skeleton key is completely ruined by extremely incongruent meshuggah chugs. other tracks are quite avg until they finally come together at the end, but vast majority of tracks need mid to heavy editing to be listenable. rivers is a nice callback to tides of time, synergize quite energetic, typical mid to good closers in twilight n title
Epica The Phantom Agony
sensorium 4 n feint 4 are masterpieces, facade 1.5 is a total fucking bore n takes this down unnecessarily, seif al din 1 is a total mess. title 3.5 is another masterpiece but maybe dont need the album extended version (scratch that hearing the single version again its too fast), rest are mid. bonus veniality 4 is a haunting masterpiece again. triumph 3.5 is a nice instrum. orchestral versions arent rly worth anything save basic instinctish
Epica The Quantum Enigma B-Sides
on one hand could easily swap some of these for the actual album, on the other are indeed b sides
Epica Epica vs Attack on Titan Songs
never watched the show cuz im not an anime boy but if it make me hap i fap
Equilibrium Armageddon
Sehnsucht 3; Erwachen 3.5; Katharsis 3; Heimat 3.5; Born to Be EPIC 3.5; Zum Horizont 3.5; Rise 2.5 SCHEISS AUF ENGLISCH; Prey 2 FICK ENGLISCH WIEDER; Helden 3.5; Koyaaniskatsi FICK DIESE UMWELTSCHUTZER SCHEISSE 1; Eternal warum zum TEUFEL ist der titel auf englisch aber der text auf Deutsch? sowieso 3
Esoctrilihum Mystic Echo From a Funeral Dimension
would you like some prog with your pizza?
Esoctrilihum Eternity Of Shaog
mix of modern n dissy bm with some folky fiddles now n again, only solid track is aelowenn tho
Estuary of Calamity The Sentencing
dt/agt mishmashed folk mdm that gets in its own way more than it ought but u still get shit like storm n summoned
Eternal Champion Retaliator
a trvly 80s prod on these decent couple tracks
Eternal Champion Terminus Est
a bleh lectro + a decent dumgum
Eternal Champion The Last King of Pictdom
decent but not too interesting 70-80s style metalz
Eternal Champion Parallel of Death
some more old style but not amazing 'eavy metulz
Eternal Tears of Sorrow A Virgin and a Whore
a kalmah album with the bpm turned down low, still appreciate aurora, prophet, n fall of man tho
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Sinner's Serenade
the most mehiest mdm that ever mehd save dirge
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Saivon Lapsi
a lot of good tunes ruined by horrible clean vox
Eucharist Demo '92
some decent raw early mdms
Europe The Final Countdown
classic hair rock with the eternally addictive and prescient title track
Evanescence The Bitter Truth
actually isnt bad. simple to the point rock songs with highlights in yeah n part of me
Ewelina Lisowska W Stronę Słonca
a polish katy perry anthem about universe conquering love
Ewelina Lisowska Ewelina Lisowska
an attempt to break into the english west with butchered english lyrics that dont even have anything to do with the polish originals. fortunately polish producers actually work on production and backing instrumentals so it sounds pretty good regardless and her english voice is decent
Ex Deo Romulus
barebones symph with a lot of total filler riffs and relying on the inherent 'romanness' to make up for lack of metal, still title is fun, alesia, invictus, and final war are good with heavy editing, and the intrumental pantheon is prob the best developed track on the bum besides title
Exmortus The Sound of Steel
amateur trad/mdm but maws of hell is pretty fun
Exodus Shovel Headed Kill Machine
some hot bangs in raze and the appropriately titled magnus opus but not a lot special otherwise
Exodus Exhibit B: The Human Condition
first half is good modern thrash esp beyond the pale but then goes down into this nude muddly shouting trying to be dm bs in 2nd half and its like wtf where'd the fucking band go
Exodus Persona Non Grata
i take it back these old timers still have some ferocity in em, esp on tracks like clickbait....whose title is unfortunate but thats this world le sigh
Exodus War Is My Shepherd
title track is win, others meh, dirty deeds disappointing
Exodus 1982 Demo
prod sucks songs good
Eye of Melian Doorway of Night
pretty good trax
Eyehategod In the Name of Suffering
has some trv sludge that gets in the groove but still nothing essential
Fairyland Osyrhianta
hidden kingdom is a jam but otherwise standard pm fare
Falconer Falconer
what a shift. mithotyn was better in every way, this is just alright
Falconer Chapters from a Vale Forlorn
not worth cancelling mithotyn over but some bangers like decadence n life
Falconer Northwind
falconer have a bad habit of always having a small collection of rly good songs then mixing it in with a bunch of mid afs and no goods. in this case title n shadows are the highlights
FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 12
random and not as quality but fight on, greatest warrior, and amusement park stand out. mii plaza is one of the weirdest things for sure
Fatboy Slim You've Come a Long Way, Baby
how to deejay 101
Fight The Fury Still Breathing
when a rock band tries to be heavier-ish, kinda. not really. they add a few ahrd grooves n mccore references. my demons is actually pretty decent, some fillery tracks, then a shameless slipknot psychosocial ripoff in lose hold lmaoooo its great. LLMMAAAAOOO even the lyrics - "hope is gone / all is lost" and "psychoanalyze" sounding a bit too similar in beat to "psychosocial" jesus man lmao
Finntroll Vredesvävd
srry is this kalmah? straightforward folky tunes with a big mdm vibe, nothing too special save the keys clinching on vid haxans
Finsterforst #YØLØ
finntroll to the max, these guys are the ones who want to go out of your way to hang out with
First Fragment Gloire Eternelle
this is the only acceptable techdeath, balance noodles with melonoodles
First Fragment Dasein
decent debut, intervals are annoying tho
Five Finger Death Punch And Justice for None
an actually good 5fdp album. highlights in trouble and fake
Flames Made in Hell
very mid thrash with no highlights
Fleetwood Mac Fleetwood Mac
some huge hits mired in the bog of mediocrity
Floor Jansen Paragon
not bad, daydream goes ahrd
Flotsam and Jetsam Doomsday for the Deceiver
this debut kind of sucks. they got the flair n energy but somehow make it bland. not a single standout
Flotsam and Jetsam No Place for Disgrace
much like their debut, his screams are godly and theres nothing really wrong with it but they never go for the kill
Foo Fighters Foo Fighters
thicc punk rocks that dont always hit it right but do most of the time
Forest Forest
the russian transilvanian hunger (considerably better)
Forest Stream The Crown of Winter
could have been pretty excellent, title track is a masterpiece and the key tone throughout the album is pure magic when its used. unfortunately they otherwise only yield a moderate effort and soon devolve into total doomy somnolence
Fort Minor We Major (Mixtape)
fun remixes n random shit
Franz Schubert 4 Impromptus, D.935
i, ii, and especially iv have their moments but quite a bit of lackadaisical filler to get to them
Frederic Chopin Waltzes, Op. 69
not his most exciting waltz but he was also only 19 so. 69 ;)
Frehley's Comet Frehley's Comet
a lot of this is rly lame but more good than bad, highlights in something moved and calling to you
Frog Concert Slumbering Sounds of the Frog Fellowship
I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER, THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN' FROGS GAY!!!
Frosttide Blood Oath
moar amateur siffy clone mdm but apache dances n bangkok cover is pure win
Frosttide Dawn Of Frost
generic af melodeath
Frozen Crown Winterbane
duo vox are minimal again but mondelli sort of knows how to scream now, but what makes this album superior to its immediate predecessor is the recruitment of cutie queen sheena on lead guitar as well as a new more bombastic drummer
Frozen Crown Crowned in Frost
a disappointing sophy, the harmonized duo vox arent used nearly as much and when they are the male vox are so overshadowed the effect is virtually powerless, a lot less 'core vox, for w/e reason a few random harsh lines exist on a couple tracks and are even more needless. standard pm basically
Frozen Crown Call of the North
mid af pm bum, there's nothing unique to them anymore, no dual singing, lame male cleans, tho the effect on her voice sounds decent and sometimes piercing. best tracks are the singles, title and victorious
Frozen Land Frozen Land
decent but by no means amazing power metulz, best tracks delusions and mask
Frozen Shield Deafening Woods
a comb of siffy, korpi, a good deal of awkwardness, and their own good ideas, best track is green beards
Fuath II
avg atmoblack
Fuath I
same as ii but rawer
Funeral Mist Salvation
transition bm from classic to modern, its not that great
Gaerea Unsettling Whispers
proggy behemoth
Galneryus Resurrection
first half is a more maideny dforce and isnt bad, 2nd half goes full generic anime opening n is bleh save most of destiny
Galneryus Angel of Salvation
anime dragonforce with a side of prog n maiden
Galneryus Phoenix Rising
chain n especially future never dies stand out on an otherwise unnotable anime metal album
Galneryus Advance To The Fall
how this can contain so much filler is beyond me, ancient rage is a near perfect track with a few other wins like silent revelation and whisper
Galneryus Vetelgyus
avg galner
Galneryus Into the Purgatory
absolutely mid af until the end of the line
Galneryus Ultimate Sacrifice
pretty balanced anime metal album with no highlights
Galneryus Voices from the Past II
not as good song selection on this cover ep but still much better galneryused up
Galneryus Shining Moments
title is some great anime metal, others unusually rocky alrights
Galneryus Voices from the Past III
some more lesser picks but they make them as trv as possible
Galneryus Beginning of the Resurrection
destiny is great followed by some decent saps
GAME FREAK Pokémon Black & Pokémon White
finally after 6 hours and 20 minutes (didnt realize just how expansive the soundtrack is), most of it as often is the case only goes with the game. my favourites include skyarrow bridge, castelia city (love it! so happy :D), opelucid city, n decisive battle, pokemon league, route 12 in summer, global terminal, village bridge acoustic, and kyurem battle
GAME FREAK Pokémon Gold, Silver & Crystal
most of this just sounds like rby b sides, but still some wins in lucky channel (ftw), legendary beast battle, dragons den, route 26/27, ss aqua, kanto gym leader, mt moon square, champion/red battle, entering the hall of fame, and the credits
Gamma Ray Somewhere Out in Space
beyond n title are strong tracks as generally are the first half of the album, but beyond that its gets boring as they lay in tropes with no substance
GBH Leather, Bristles, Studs and Acne
good but not standout punk
Gehenna Murder
competing with mayhem to end up with this 2000s prod proggened bm
George Frideric Handel 12 Grand Concertos, Op. 6 / HWV 319-330
an exhausting collection of concertos, and the vast majority of them not particularly satisfying either. nevertheless for the patient treasure lies at the end of the trail, for 328 v, 330 iii and v are highlights, 329 i is gorgeous, and 330 ii is not only gorgeous but one of my favourite pieces ever
George Frideric Handel Messiah, HWV 56
takes a while to get into as the first 1/3 - 1/2 is quite boring, but elevates thuswards to result in the epicity that is hallelujah and the closing movements
George Frideric Handel Wassermusik, Suite nr. 1 in F-dur, HWV 348
basic background classical, nothing particularly interesting
George Frideric Handel Organ Concerto in F major, HWV 295
an okay piece but like much of handel a lot to be desired
Ghost (SWE) Seven Inches Of Satanic Panic
pretty good spoopy rock songs
Ghost (SWE) Ceremony and Devotion
good song selection, lol @ tobias calling mummy dust heavy
Ghost Bath Funeral
a lot of awkward screams n pointless instrumentals (sorrow is particularly forced) but still good tracks overall
Ghosts of Atlantis 3.6.2.4
a kind of amateur symphonic amorphis, no track is especially well done but theres generally more positive than negative, save gardens of athena and lost compass which are solid and welcome finishers
Ghosts of Atlantis Halls of Lemuria
a mix of genres but the master of none
Glacier (USA-OR) Glacier
a cool (AHAHAAHAHAHAAHA) 80s ep without any powzers
Glacier (USA-OR) The Passing of Time
bold to come back 35 years later and hell yeah they still kick it. good for a spin with a highlight in eldest and trvest
Glacier (USA-OR) Vendetta (1985 Original)
good but not stellar hetal track
Glacier (USA-OR) Sands of Time (1985 Instrumental Rehearsal)
pretty good instrum track
Gloryhammer Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards
immaculately designed to be neither that great nor ever dull either
Goatwhore The Eclipse Of Ages Into Black
feral blackrash like it says on the tin
God Dethroned Bloody Blasphemy
distinctly mid melobleath
Gods of Gaia As Daylight Dies
a mix of amateur mdm n symph. the low level dm vox often distract from the otherwise decent instrumentation and sometimes break it. still a valid effort however with a highlight in i want out
Goodnight Nurse Our Song
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD DAMN RIGHT IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS
Gorement Human Relic
a bit of a silly demo
Gorement Promo 1995
finishing off their career with some silly melodeath
Gorgoroth Antichrist
very short front heavy bm release with highlights in bergtrollets hevn and band track minus the filler
Gorgoroth Destroyer
nothing amazing but basically a progenitor for krallicey bm
Gorgoroth A Sorcery Written in Blood
INCIPIT GORGOROT!!
Gorguts Considered Dead
classic canadian dm m/
Gosia Andrzejewicz Lustro
intro n/a; title amazing track with genuine pathos 5; ty decy dumb slow rap track 2; troche subtle but has a big impact 3.5; sila total party feel good track 4; piekno almost good 2.5; latino dumb filler track she doesnt sound so good in english, spanish is kind of hot 2; blisko shes always inviting these crappy rappers for some reason 2; refleksje slow almost filler track 2; zlo rocker track different from her usual style 3.5; zanim a slower song with some impact but not a ton 2.5
Gosia Andrzejewicz Gosia Andrzejewicz
great choruses and vocal lines, more effort put into the extra effects and making something worth hearing than any pop across the atlantic, but then also more than a few missteps that prevent it from reaching any higher, highlight in cud
Gosia Andrzejewicz Gosia Andrzejewicz Plus
disc 1 (st): great choruses and vocal lines, more effort put into the extra effects and making something worth hearing than any pop across the atlantic, but then also more than a few missteps that prevent it from reaching any higher, highlight in cud; disc 2: highlight in pozwol zyc dunno why it wasnt on the original album, a horrible anglicized version of it in i dont want that has nothing to do with the original lyrics, english words is pretty good, other weird anglicanisms, otherwise unnotable; bonuses: all st0ne's remixes are funny, instrums are great, accapellas are weird
Gosia Andrzejewicz Docen To
a happy snappy polish slappy
Grand Belial's Key Mocking the Philanthropist
a doomier, slightly blackened arghoslent
Grand Belial's Key Judeobeast Assassination
rather midgoodgreat melodacks, highlight in satanicunt
Grand Belial's Key Kosherat
another mid album with a highlight in on a mule rides
Grand Belial's Key Goat of a Thousand Young
shemhamforash with intro is great but the rest is rather minimal, silly joker screams, production damn good for a debut 1992 demo
Grand Belial's Key A Witness to the Regicide EP
nothing too crazy on this but a decent listen
Grand Belial's Key On a Mule Rides the Swindler
title is a great gbk track followed by a really crappy live recording
Grave Digger Witch Hunter
high energy general metulz synchronous with a band that would put out a billion albums
Graveland Ogień Wilczych Serc
the bia?y vite? side much better than the graveland side, much more folky than the motions going gland with a highlight in na swoj miecz
Graveland Cold Winter Blades
pretty solid ep. the asian guitar on white winged hussary is particularly beautiful
Graveland Fire Chariot of Destruction
on par with gland's other better shit, war wolf is pure win
Graveland Wotan Wit Mir
an actually good ep, like a mellower immortal. rainbow bridge is pure win. cant believe the extra-triggerable blood faithful to soil is actually on spotify
Graveland Prawo Stali
polish version of creed of iron. 2nd best graveland, as good as bathory's best albums. bonus tracks on remaster are fillery though, sounds better in polish
Graveland Świt Stalowych Ostrzy
polish edition of dawn of iron blades. certainly the most standout graveland album, highlight in u boku walkirii. has a bit of a different musical tone than the rest. pretty funny spot has this but not the english version derp
Graveland The Celtic Winter
this ones actually pretty good you should check it out poseur
Graven Image Demo 1987
Better than what they did as spectral incursion. decent rockin old school techthrash. the track spectral incursion itself is bomb
Graveworm Ascending Hate
a bit of a return to form as its all composed nicely but nevertheless a watered down perfectly polished graveworm yuck
Graveworm Collateral Defect
gworm go full on party bm as exemplified by the lolzwin hero cover
Graveworm Diabolical Figures
another watered down pop blasymph bum
Green Day Nimrod
solid and energetic album, but no trv bangers
Grim Reaper See You In Hell
a fun 'eavy record with a highlight in title
Grot Forest of Shadows
an overly raw veneer of a decent bm track
Grotesque In the Embrace of Evil
I CZECHED GROTESQUE! I FUCKING CZECHED GROTESQUE! ME, SMOK! CZECHED GROSTESQUE! CZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD GROOOOOOOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQUEEEEEEEEEEEE mid dm
Grotesque Rehearsal Demo
now this is a dark demo. they had some trv in them before going bitchcore
Gudsforladt Friendship, Love and War
another postblack gazey mid without much going for it
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
guns n' roses
Guns N' Roses Live from the Jungle
some generally appreciable live butt
Gustav Holst The Planets, Op. 32
jupiter is the king amongst a range of mid movements
H-Bomb Coup de métal
decent thrash in french by the one n only h-bomb
Hadadanza Juglar
decent chill lite folk rock en espanol
Hallas Excerpts From a Future Past
pretty great metallic folky prog rock
Hampton The Hampster Hampsterdance the Album
DIBIDI BA DIDI DOU DOU DI BA DIDI DOU DIDI DIDLDILDIDLDIDL HOUDIHOUDI DEY DOU DIBIDI BA DIDI DOU DOU DI BA DIDI DOU DIDI DIDLDILDIDLDIDL HOUDIHOUDI DEY DOU HERE WE GO DIBIDI BA DIDI DOU DOU DI BA DIDI DOU DIDI DIDLDILDIDLDIDL HOUDIHOUDI DEY DOU
Hanternoz Spukgeschichten - Anciennes légendes des Alpes
decent little bm split, tannod with trad, rauhnacht with atmo, hanternoz with folk
Hath All That Was Promised
eh its alright. evangelion x der weg with unfortunate prog influences
Hath Hive
more or less straight up modern dm with occasional lapses into mdm n prog
Haunter (USA-TX) Sacramental Death Qualia
a further step down from debut as they decide to a more dso route, but fortunately the core bm aspects remain as the main course. makes me worry for their new album tho
Haunter (USA-TX) Discarnate Ails
luckily better than i thought it would be. they stick to a kind of epic mostly trad death tech this time around, not enough to rly arouse me but i like it enough. sum1 gift me this so i can has gengar?
Heavy Load Riders Of The Ancient Storm
ride the night is great but then they decide they dont wanna party anymore
Heavy Load Death or Glory
yesh pola bear RAWR! general 'eavy metalz but nothing quite so epic as that fight
Heidevolk Velua
another largely plain effort, but woede n storm stand out. bonus covers are fun
Heidevolk De Strijdlust Is Geboren
much more folk than metal, bookends are nice tho. bonuses are much better
Heidevolk Uit Oude Grond
a disappointing follow up to walhalla, just plain folk metal nothing special
Hellbastard Ripper Crust
blueballs you with thrashy punk thinking theyre gonna go metal, then does go thrash on life for who and its a moderate orgasm, but then back to pure crust with a bit more thrash on slag kill and nowwwwwwwww
Hellbastard Hate Militia
crusty
Helleruin Devils, Death and Dark Arts
he tried too hard and ended up with basic modern bm. he has lost the trv
Helleruin A Thousand Dreams
mid overly polished modern bm
Hellhammer Triumph Of Death
not the best quality or riffs, but still a rockin slice of trv
Hellhammer Apocalyptic Raids
look at all these poseurs. yea its not that great and the screams are silly af but the guitar tone is classic
Helloween Walls of Jericho
they hadnt quite found the pm magic yet except on tears
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part II
markedly better than part i with a highlight in eagle
Helloween Rabbit Don't Come Easy
not as bad as you'd expect given the pink bubbles derp title, highlight in little sign
Helloween Just a Little Sign
great title track with a queen cover n an ok track
Helloween Judas
not as good but still good hellow ep
Hellvetic Frost Towards a Distant World
a short and rather watain like bm venture
Hellwitch Terraasymmetry
mid deathrash with tech blehs
Henry Purcell Sonata in D major, Z.850
a decent short sonata accentuating the trumpet
Heretoir Heretoir
p good blackgaze bum i was hypnotized
High Rise II
decently swimmable tide esp the epic pop sicle
Hilary Duff Hilary Duff
pretty balanced record culminating in watching
Holograms Holograms
cool spacey punks with occasional always welcome lectryfects
Holy Moses Death Bells
dear friends another heavy with sabinas crone rasps and another ensuing venom reference, call of the demon is thrashy sabbath, wisdom of world pure sabbath worship. dunno what demo it was originally on but bursting rest is a cool venomy track
Holy Moses Heavy Metal
wisdom is pure sabbath worship, walpurgis is a nice heavy/thrash, torches a maideny instrum, dont mess bitch a highly repeated heavy riff with witchy rasps and a mighty scream
Hoobastank The Reason
actually have great energy, highlights in same direction and i can still get into title after hearing it 1000000 times
Hoplites Τ​ρ​ω​θ​η​σ​ο​μ​έ​ν​η
does some cool things with the dissonant tone but ultimately underwhelming
How to Care for Flowers For a Brief Moment I Felt the Sun’s Warmth…
great keys on i but wish it crescendoed into something more, good pemo vox, great melodic riffs n timing, mixing is on point. great groove on ii, but the harsh vox arent rly necessary n the derpcore is a jarring anticlimax. iii good provocation between saccharinity n subject matter, unexpected but welcome deathvox flow seamlessly, tho the sudden transition from that to lofty japanese chanting is awkward and too soon. overall interested in more
Hulder Vessel of Suffering
a mid single release
Hulder Evil's Incubation
too ahrd try evil
Hulder Upon Frigid Winds
a decent enough track
Hulder Embraced by Darkness Mysts
p good indie bms
Hypocrisy Into the Abyss
avg middling mdm
Hypocrisy The Fourth Dimension
they start getting melodic and the quality goes way down
Hypocrisy Abducted
continuation of the dece-bleh mdeath with a lot of slow movers in the 2nd half for some reason
Hypocrisy Catch 22
mdm hypoc with a smattering of nude muddly stylistics, doesnt sound that bad but nothing too catchy either
Hypocrisy Rest in Pain EP
not a bad demo by any means
Iced Earth Night of the Stormrider
first half is great metal but then they go all alt maideny and its not so fun
Illvilja Endless Rivers
basically graveland x early dimmu. nothing too interesting but some pretty good parts on truth and dark waters is a keeper
Illvilja I stormens öga
much more middling than his later albums, no highlights just reg atmoblack
Illvilja As the World Sleeps
debut actually showed some potential, too bad it didnt show up again until his 4th
Illvilja Where No Sorrow Dwells
another largely plain modern atmoblack bum with an actually great track in from
Immolation Close to a World Below
close to mah butthole. indeed, as this is some airy, light dm, like a fart
Immortal All Shall Fall
title is a party, rest is amazingly produced but just kind of ehh it's pretty good songs
Immortal Northern Chaos Gods
another solid but unspectacular album from these old timers. maybe if the silly legal dispute didnt occur abbath would have made it stellar. they cant possibly conquer blashyrkh without him
Immortal Souls Wintereich
a more streamlined ice sculpture nevertheless with highlights in nightfrost and frozen inside
Immortal Souls Wintermetal
a little too obsessed with snow but first snow 3.5 p epic intro; calm 4 despite the breakdowns; dawn 3.5 does a kind of 1000 eyes riff; trail 2.5 some rly awkward riffs and gets dangerously close to mccore; inverno (2) pretty pointless instru; snowstorm 3.5 some awkward riffs; cold 3.5 also some awk riffs but chorus more than makes up for it, easily best clean track theyve ever done; grave 3 some good riffs but lacks overall; solitude 2 this sucks; title 2 also sucks save the solo
Impaled Nazarene Pro Patria Finlandia
some cool ideas but nothing spectacular
Impaled Nazarene Tol Cormpt Norz Norz Norz
the silly side of black thrash
Impending Doom The Serpent Servant
this is the only time i'll be giving a derpcore album a 3. they take the generally worthless dcore sound n manage to do sthg with it most of the time. first half is p solid, anything goes n conquerors are fun. get a bunch of stupid crap after that tho, an appealing riff or breakdown here n there. vox are almost dm furthering the generally better quality than ur whitechapel shit, n they keep the spooky atmosphere as on debut, tho a lot of lyrics about as reeted as it gets
In Flames I, the Mask (Arcade Version)
holy shit this is infinitely better than anything they've done in decades. dunno if this or equilibrium's 8 bit renegades is better
In Flames The Jester Race
moon 4; j dance 2.5; art rain 3; grave 2; hypnos 3; dead 3; title 3.5; flower 3; way 3; god 2.5
In Flames Clayman
top heavy classic rocky mdm that falls over after title
In Flames Black-Ash Inheritance
decent little showcase of the long dead flames
In Flames Subterranean
pretty damn good ep from the olden days, too bad forss didnt do any more with them, forss dead eternity is better than anders
In Flames Bullet Ride
the amazing bullet ride brought down ahrd by ordinary story and esp episode derpderpderp
Inanna Converging Ages
isnt the worst prog, sticks to straight bm/dm for the most part
Incantation Entrantment of Evil
rough hewn but passable dm giving them traction
Incantation Blasphemous Cremation
solid as usual but too much doom, eternal torture is a jam n a half
Incantation Sect of Vile Divinities
last 2 tracks are great but the rest is too doomy n mid
Incantation Blasphemy
mid album, thanks for making me sort through half an hour of near silence u jackasses
Incantation The Infernal Storm
eh they get a little tired n release their first bleh
Incantation Unholy Deification
nothing rly special on here, could be age, boredom, motiongsgoing as they have consistently released a bum every 3 years just like the core pokemon games
Incantation Ungodly Satanic Death Metal
a very raw quiet lofi recording of forsaken mourning with bdm vox
Incantation Reh.1.3.90
for what can be made out, a pretty good dm demo
Incantation Demo #1
a solid almost albumable demo
Incantation Thieves of the Cloth
some fairly deathy incantations
Inferi (USA) The End of an Era
a direct spawn of black dahlia yet significantly more metal and dare i say enjoyable, voldemort just does it better
Infester Darkness Unveiled
eh they did the best they could with what they had
Inquisition Obscure Verses for the Multiverse
damn he actually sounds decent on this one. an off kilter mellower immortal
Inquisition Anxious Death
for fun black/thrash that doesnt sound anything like the sheer crap of their lps
Inquisition Forever Under
inquisition making actual metal but too much prog
Insane Clown Posse Jugganauts: The Best of Insane Clown Pos
first third or so just great fun offensive as can be party lectryraps, but middle tracks calm it down and mellow th'energy, then randomly tracks with RIFFS, then a series of rnb anecdotal sillies, is this reflective of their discog? does possing (aha!) this officially make me a juggalo? one things for sure these are certified INSANE CLOWNS
Insomnium Heart Like a Grave
damn an actually bad somnium album. best track was neverlast i guess
Insomnium Ephemeral
damn the only actual song is great but it would score higher if it were more ephemeral
Insomnium Demo '99
decent mdms but nothing amazing
Insomnium Argent Moon
conjurer is good followed by mid tracks ruined by clean vox
Insomnium Songs of the Dusk
more watered down sommy. in their old age theyre emphasizing more the sleepy part than the visual aspect of an insomnium
Insomnium Weather the Storm
a great track followed by a pointless instrum
IOSYS ワァオ！ハイパー電波チャン -ARM商業作品集-
damn this is some kawaii dance party shit
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
wasted years is my favourite maiden track oat, title is good as well as sea, but then it just goes on to stagnate and i keep asking them to go back to the first half of the album
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
alternates between trv metal and prog slog, smartly selected bookends are the main wins
Iron Maiden Maiden Japan (Complete Concert)
as much paul di'anno as you can handle
Iron Maiden Live at the Rainbow
good show
Iron Maiden Raising Hell
mid show, dumb magic act
James Ferraro Live at Primavera Sound 2012
was pretty great folky techno until the advent of the repeated vocal lines made it suck
Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt
smooth n generally entertaining throughout
Jay-Z and Linkin Park Collision Course
pretty good collab tbh
Jeff Mills Waveform Transmission Vol.1
fun album
Johann Sebastian Bach Christmas Oratorio BWV 248
full on oratorios are the least fun genre of classical, and more so when theyre in german. bach's christmas oratorio is no exception, though no 1 is pretty good
Johann Sebastian Bach The Well-Tempered Clavier II BWV 870-893
the vast majority of these are quite lethargic and boring, nevertheless a couple small treasures exist in the preludes to 891 and 892
Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 6 in B♭ major, BWV 1051
pretty motions going for what we call classical. few notable moments, the kind of background music u throw into your film bc u cant afford any copyright, allegro iii gets the most allegro-y tho
Johann Sebastian Bach Harpsichord Concerto No. 3 in D major, BWV 1054
the incredibly dull adagio brings this down a lot, i. allegro repeats too much
Johann Sebastian Bach Wenn wir in höchsten Nöthen sein, BWV 641
a final choral prelude
Johann Strauss II Kunstlerleben, Op. 316
a more mild but still pompous work of the strauss
Johann Strauss II Fruhlingsstimmen, Op. 410
a frolicsome waltz by the frolicsome waltz master
Johann Strauss II Wein, Weib und Gesang, Op. 333
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Johann Strauss II Wo die Zitronen bluhen, Op. 364
classic strauss with a touch of lemon
Johannes Brahms Sixteen Waltzes, Op. 39
you come here for no. 15, otherwise general classical
Johannes Brahms 21 Hungarian Dances, WoO 1
generally amusing but you're really only here for no. 5
Johannes Brahms Haydn Variations, Op. 56a
a rather bland variation, perhaps the piano version is better
John Fahey Death Chants, Breakdowns and Military Waltzes
its alright. feels like we're gonna go billybobby joel sometimes but it never does, actual guitar music
Journey Frontiers
separate ways n edge of the blade shine on an album of mehs to ehs
Judas Iscariot The Cold Earth Slept Below
a fair enough american bandwagoning
Judas Priest Stained Class
jp cement their metal glory with exciter and title amongst general rockins
Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance
electric eye and title excise jps 5th n 6th metal songs, rest righteous 80s rock classics highlight in title
Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith
more metal than any previous but a top heavy album, highlights in jawbreaker and sentinel
Judas Priest Painkiller
the metal is galvanized and yet songs are weaker than ram it down, highlight in title
Judas Priest Nostradamus
jp put on a veritable mrock opera, a fair enough endeavour even if they dont exceed in it, pestilence n plague as well as exiled are pretty epic
Jumpin' Jesus The Art of Crucifying
some midgood osdm with occasional great moments but nothing too exciting
Justice †
pretty ahrd n cool lectrix, occasional adolescent vox unnecessary
Kalmah Swampsong
Heroes 3.5; Burbot 3.5; Cloned 3; Third 2.5; Bird 2; Doubt 2; Tordah 3; Man 3; Moon 3.5; (Suo 2.5) the most butchered of their albums, barely scrapes by as a 3
Kalmah They Will Return
Hollow 3.5; Hell 2.5; Principal 2; Human 2.5; Title 3; Kill 2; Blind 2.5; Nation 4.5; Skin 3 a disappointing sequel to swamplord with weak hooks and too many high vox
Kalmah For the Revolution
Title 4; Dead 4.5; Holy 2.5; Wings 2; Ready 1; Sky 2; Out 3.5; Coward 2; Slave 3.5 an awkward and pretty horrible sequel to the magnum opus that was black waltz
Kalmah Seventh Swamphony
Title 3.5; Dead 3; Pike 3; Hollo 2.5; Wind 3.5; Wolves 3; Marten 3.5; Trapper 3.5 pretty silly poppy mdm but still mostly fun
Kalmankantaja Viimeinen Virsi
dark modern fi barebones bm
Kamelot The Fourth Legacy
holy balls an actually good kamelot album. they still shoot themselves in the feet but not as badly, highlights in title and shadow of uther
Kamelot Epica
another mixed bag but better kamelot album. nothing intolerable with highlights in center universe, feast vain, n lost n damned
Kamijo Heart
this project started about as cringe as it looks
Kanye West Late Registration
great skits again, beats are on point, highlights in drive and and bonus track version of diamonds
Kataxu Hunger of Elements
hate the crystal clear production. band tries too hard to sound epic and it falls flat. they forget to be trv
Katherine Jenkins Sacred Arias
beautiful woman, nice voice, but the arrangements ruin much of these classics songs, especially hallelujah, it's played far too quickly
Kelly Clarkson My December
solid pop rocks almost evanescency, esp haunted
Kim Petras Spotify Singles
hills is a fun ( ?� ?? ?�) track and human is beautiful, better than the original despite only an acoustic backing
King Diamond Abigail
a splurge of midriffs n squealing
King Diamond Voodoo
awesome cover, loa house is win, continues the momentum for a while but ends up only mid good
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of...
prog mrock dun right. highlights in dragon and 1st half of flamethrower
KISS Sonic Boom
it only took them 35 years to come out with a consistent album holy shiiiiit
Kittie Spit
THATS RIGHT I WOULD BE MORE THAN WILLING TO SPIT ON THEIR KITTIES TRY IT OUT CUNNILINGUS HATER MISOGYNIST WHO ONLY THINKS MEN DESERVE HEAD YOU GO BUMP EVERYTHING ELSE YOU CAN SUCK DEEZ NUTZ INSTEAD
Knife Heaven Into Dust
good energy, dangerously close to lindberg vox that almost ruin it, no track rly goes for the gold save gods in the dark somewhat
Koji Kondo The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask OST
a lot of reused tracks from oot but cool new ones include clock tower, the clock town day themes, pirates fortress, catch and trail meet again
Koji Kondo Super Mario World
winners include overworld, fortress, boss battle, valley of bowser (hellz yeah), and the evil king bowser
Korpiklaani Tales Along This Road
another solid album of folky fun
Korpiklaani Spirit Of The Forest
too many instr tracks and shaman outtakes but they get the strings strummin and nice for a listen
Korpiklaani Voice Of Wilderness
where tf is the review for this one?!!? excellent production and generally better songs than debut, but begins to taper in the second half nearly a 3.5 BEER BEER BITCHES
Korpiklaani Ukon Wacka
some real bangers on here like louhen n vaarinpolkka, groovy korvesta
Krallice Dimensional Bleedthrough
generally solid but much more linear except monolith
Krallice Years Past Matter
krallice getn bored cant even be arsed to press more than one key naming these things
Kreator Pleasure to Kill
mid deathrash birthed from listening to possessed n slayer a few too many times
Kreator Gods of Violence
first half is great powermetally thrash but then nosedives with embarrassments esp side by side
Kreator Coma of Souls
decent thrash album, gets better near the end
Kreator Extreme Aggression
extreme middession thrash
Krisiun The Great Execution
uniquely toned deathrash with nothing too exemplary nevertheless fun for an occasional listen. will to potency and extincao are the more standout tracks
Krisiun Conquerors of Armageddon
an album of uniquely tribal but also somewhat annoying dm
Kull Singles
decent to fill a craving but not very masterful
Kult Posłuchaj to do Ciebie (1992 Bonus)
cant deny the energy and lyrical prowess, highlights piosenka mlodych and polska
L.A. Guns Cocked & Loaded
l.a. gunz are funz, highlight in magdalaine
Lacey Sturm Non-Album Singles
p good alt procks but nothing exceptional
Lady Luna and the Devil Cold October Nights
KITTY!!!!!!! pet sematary cover is cute, wife metal, vampire is mid
Leaves' Eyes Meredead
constantly flirts on that good vs great line but never actually crosses over
Leaves' Eyes Vinland Saga
first 2/3s is incredibly lethargic and would have earned this a 2.5, but new found land (best track) onward is solid
Leaves' Eyes Lovelorn
liv kristine is awesome, but the intrumentation often lags behind. highlight in norwegian lovesong tho, that is done just right
Leaves' Eyes Symphonies of the Night
solid bum without any highlights sadface
Leaves' Eyes The Last Viking
varangians and ravens are great but the rest is mid af
Leaves' Eyes My Destiny
bunch of midgoods n more pop rocks
Leaves' Eyes Riders on the Wind
great title track, acoustics not giving as much power as they should be but accentuate her voice
Leaves' Eyes Chain of the Golden Horn
some rather easygoing but decent pop folks
Leaves' Eyes Myths Of Fate
forged by fire and realm of dark waves are amazing but rly nothing that touches them after that
LEDGER LEDGER
not dead yet and foreigner shine on an otherwise unstellar ep
Lee Aaron Metal Queen
starts great with bangers in title and lady of the darkest night, but then meanders to mostly mids with some dece tracks. steal away your love is intense
Legion of the Damned The Poison Chalice
first four tracks are absolute shit but then they pick it up with the highlight of behold the beyond and the rest of the album is pretty good mdm. chimes and beheading are also personal picks
Les Ramoneurs de Menhirs Amzer an dispac'h
bagpipe n bombardon driven folk rock sung in english, french, and breton, tho gwenael gets somewhat annoying at times
Les Ramoneurs de Menhirs Breizh Anok
decent bagpipe driven folk rock en bretogne oy oy oy!!
Limbonic Art Rehearsal 1996 [Demo]
midgood black symphs largely ruined by static
Limbonic Art Promo Rehearsal '95
eve of midnight is excellent but then it just gets more and more mid, alien noises notwithstanding
Limbonic Art The Ultimate Death Worship
the ultimate dimmy worship
Limbonic Art Legacy of Evil
by the numbers blasymph the album
Lindsey Stirling Warmer in the Winter
a christmas album that isnt cringe. most tracks simply sound better than usual on lindsey's violin, with her rendition of carol of the bells an actual masterpiece. still have the untalented singers on some tracks but its w/e for the most part. wander as i wonder is great as well but would have been better without the vocals
Ling Tosite Sigure Just a Moment
pretty good melodic overclocked procks
Linkin Park Meteora
prob the best of alt/nu effects after red and demhunt st, dont stay, faint, habit, n ofc numb hit ahrd
Linkin Park In The End: Live & Rare
gud tracks
Linkin Park Underground 3
gud trax
Linkin Park Underground 5.0
another good live trax ep
Linkin Park Underground 9
pretty cool ep about time
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns: Puerta De Alcala
another pretty good live ep
Linkin Park Linkin Park Underground Eleven
cool demos
Linkin Park Stagelight Demos
some more cool lil demo tracks
Linkin Park LPU XII
good ep of demos of some of their heavier tracks
Linkin Park LPUXIV
some pretty good demo riffs and a wtf (joke i hope?) version of breaking the habit
Linkin Park LP Underground 15
another pretty good demo ep with most tracks from early on
Liturgy H.A.Q.Q.
liturgy u so silly
Liv Kristine River of Diamonds
leaves eyes with minimal riffs and her name spelled right
Living Sacrifice Death Machine
mildly pleasant nu deathrash
Lord (FRA) Black Moon Preacher
lord's last effort is some plain classic bm with an only ok bathory cover
Lord Belial Rapture
not a great album by any measure but legion, throne of souls, and infinite darkness and death are fun
Lord Belial Angelgrinder
lord belial enters the new millenium with a rather mild offering, scourge of war is pretty
Lord Wind The Forest Is My Kingdom
some nice folk instrums with polish lady vox, highlights in chants and pagantiga
Loreena McKennitt To Drive the Cold Winter Away
wonderfully lofty voice but instrumentation is overly minimal
Lost Horizon Awakening the World
standard pm with a little cheeky tomfoolery
Ludacris Word Of Mouf
love ludacris n his shenanigans
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125
not the best beety but he was deaf n dying so
Ludwig van Beethoven "Pathétique" Piano Sonata No. 8 in C minor, Op. 13
actually one of beety's more boring works. if you want your friends to get into classical don't show them this
Ludwig van Beethoven Rage Over a Lost Penny in G Major, Op. 129
an amusing child-like ditty one cannot possibly detest, along with a gripping chorus
Ludwig van Beethoven Bagatelle No. 25 in A minor "Für Elise", WoO 59
the main bars the world is familiar with are great however the interluding accoutrements leave something to be desired and almost detract from the piece overall
Luke Faulkner Gates of Avar
more string led pieces that don't quite reach his solo piano efforts
Luke Faulkner Vignette
has daydreaming and midnight waltz, nothing else too gripping
Machine Head Unto The Locust
dafuq did i just give mh a 3? fuck me i did. title track is pretty good n nice rockin motion throughout
Machine Head Bloodstone And Diamonds
another 3 for the machine. sounds like a harder flames n im a sucker for classical strings. game over is such a punky jam
Machine Head Arrows in Words from the Sky
damn this is actually good, prob just raising the stakes for a total thrashcore album again tho
Magnum Chase the Dragon
classic epic rock with pleasantly welcome extras. soldier, hour, n earth are win
Mairo Déjeuner en paix
this ones pretty good, didnt know francais could rapper this udre
Majestica Glory of Christmas
a decently spirited chrimassy track
Majestica A Christmas Carol
haha jesus christ cuz christmas i get it. but yeah this was fucking weird, but good, but weird, but good, highlights in ghost of christmas past and the joy of christmas
Malevolent Creation Retribution
weak vox, mid riffs, only posing for the classic production
Malfet The Way to Avalon
decent dumgums with nothing in particular standing out. bitch runescape music is better than this
Manilla Road Crystal Logic
riffs are great but what are those indie/psych vox on the first few tracks. highlight in the ram
Manowar Hail to England
gettin more epic but no keepers
Mantas Live Tape #1
as much as i love my demos this is pretty unlistenable, save once again evil dead sounding trv with shrieky screams, cool that they did a poison cover even if you cant hear shit
Mantas Rehearsal #2
a rly crappy barely audible 2 track reh
Marauder Face the Mirror
decentish average playin with tha boyz power mutul that almost goes on too long for me to 3
Marduk Wormwood
typical modern bm, funeral dawn is fun tho
Marduk Dark Endless
avg death metal with hoarse shrieks
Marduk Opus Nocturne
they have some cool ideas to bring to the bm table but never follow through, and thus leave themselves in the dust compared to everything else coming out in 94
Marilyn Manson The Pale Emperor
fuck me an actually good manson album
Mark Ernestus’ Ndagga Rhythm Force Yermande Mixes
this hypnotic beat sounds much better repeated several times without the quranic verses
Marrasmieli Between Land And Sky
bathory meets dissection, nothing too interesting tho embrace was quite good
Marrasmieli Marrasmieli
avg modern black folk, nothing to write home about
Massacre Official Livetape
far too scratchy to properly enjoy and 2nd track is real quiet but is metal
Massacre They Never Die
kam still making a decent effort in his old age
Mayhem Daemon
a culmination of their more straightforward 2000s bm sound, essentially a sequel to chimera without any highlights
Mayhem Esoteric Warfare
a middling meander between chimera and their blogs, neither great nor entirely worthless
Medieval Steel War Cry
some dece 21st century classic metulz
Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?
peak butt metal with a clincher in last words
Megadeth Last Rites
last rites is their best track but the other 2 not so much
Megaton Sword Blood Hails Steel - Steel Hails Fire
sabbath worship to the max but also better than all sabbath save self titled
Melechesh Emissaries
listens like a parody of their previous works. the magic has all been poured out of the lamp, and the djinn has left them on their own, sloppily composed motionsgoing middle easterns with light riffs and room temperature vox, an unfortunate modern bm influence
Melechesh Enki
melechesh repent of their sins somewhat with highlights in tempest and outsiders
Melechesh Mystics of the Pillar II
a few decent tracks in their new style with a desert long instrum
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath
overemphasis on diamonds vox instead of accenting them while toning down the guitars makes this sophy a lot weaker than it should have been
Metal Church Metal Church
the church solely responsible for increasing sunday service attendance by 666% during the mid 80s
Metallica Some Kind of Monster
actually pretty good, edited version of title is a win
Metallica Master of Puppets
u only come here for battery, title n damage
Metallica No Life 'til Leather
when metallica could actually call themselves metal lickas
Metallica Creeping Death
some wicked solos on this song selection, songs themselves meh to good
Metallica The $5.98 E.P.: Garage Days Re-Revisited
sum pretty dece buttrockicka covers, prob wouldnt pay 6 bucks for it tho
Methadone Skies Enter The Void
pretty decent drony asmr rock
Methadone Skies Retrofuture Caveman
liked it more than i thought i would. typical asmr rock mixed with metallic vibes. infected by friendship is a four star song, enabler is the next best track.
MF DOOM Operation: Doomsday
mf doom makin a boom takin away my gloom so i can zoom
Mgla With Hearts Toward None
typical modern bm until the finale in vii
Michael Jackson Bad
bad is undeniably good
Midnattsol Where Twilight Dwells
lofty but nothing addicting
Midnattsol Nordlys
gud ablum wo any highlights
Midnattsol The Metamorphosis Melody
another good album without any bangers
Ministry The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste
ministry of DANCE METAL
Minor Threat In My Eyes
less intense more regular punk than self titled
Miseration Tragedy Has Spoken
they go for some straight up dm on this one with a few subtle but welcome effects. honestly not bad
Misthyrming Með hamri
trad infused bits are great, proggy n krallice type not so much
Mithotyn In the Sign of the Ravens
good black folk without any highlights
Mithotyn Gathered Around the Oaken Table
not as good as forest, rly just some mediocre mdm with occasional black vox. clearly he got bored and went on to falconer
Mithotyn Nidhogg
pretty much just a shorter version of ravens
Mithotyn Promo '96
a stretched out folk black record demo
Mogwai The Hawk Is Howling
flugcore is cool, chill thought out instrums but nothing i want to keep
Monstrosity In Dark Purity
some new vox confirm this as better than anything cc ever did
Moonlight Haze Lunaris
was hoping with a name like that it'd be more epic or doomy/black. unfortunately mere competent but not excellent symph
Moonsorrow Varjoina kuljemme kuolleiden maassa
nothing too interesting here but decentish modern bm
Moonsorrow Jumalten aika
familiar morrow epicness for the first half hour then mires itself into indistinguishable white noise
Moonsorrow Viides luku - Hävitetty
a blackened sommy with little of their magic
Moonsorrow Voimasta ja kunniasta
first 3 tracks are win, then they just delve off into some generic folk dream
Moonspell Wolfheart
a lot of awkward vox, but good instrumentation even if it doesnt always flow together, trebaruna is a jam
Morbid Angel Formulas Fatal to the Flesh
a lot of tracks sound like reworked osdm versions of cc songs, some garbage prog, random atmospheric bullshit, goes on for way too long, but chambers of dis and covenant of death trimmed down for the trv parts go ahrd
Morbid Angel Kingdoms Disdained
i mean its alright modern dm cant rly complain cant rly rejoice
Morbid Angel Bleed for Devil
too staticky to rly appreciate but m/ nonetheless
Morbid Angel Scream Forth Blasphemies
one of the scratchiest records ever yet what u can hear is still better than the majority of what scrubs call metal
Morbid Angel Thy Kingdom Come
a solid but slightly boring morbidy angelly d
Morbid Angel Laibach Remixes
is decent good dm
Morrigan Anwynn
first half is godawful destroyed by some of the shittiest singing imaginable, but then on teach duinn onwards he suddenly changes tune and sings bathory like. srsly was ready to 2 this but 2nd half is pretty good, highlight in that teach duinn with edits
Mors Principium Est ...And Death Said Live
avg bleh to decentish mdm sounding like a combination of aild n norther
Mortician Chainsaw Dismemberment
decent grindy deaths
Mortification Break the Curse
nothing too grand on here but worth a listen for that early 90s production and deathrash attempt
Mortification Erasing the Goblin
holy shit was not expecting this to be good. razorback is a great deathrash track with a consistent following rivaling any of your favourite thrash acts. steve sounds like hes got a backbone and the lyrics send demons to hell
Mortification Noah Sat Down and Listened to the Mortification Li
not a bad ep containing the highlights of en ev, interview of a bands journey is always interesting
Mortiis The Stargate
tries to be more majestic than it is, a lot of lady vox but no hits
Motley Crue Too Fast for Love
only trv crv, highlights in live wire n show with general bebops thrvout
Motorhead Bastards
starts with a slew of great metallic punky rockers, only to absolutely destroy the mood with the unnecessary and intentionally horrible daddy, then proceeding on a train of average motorhead
Motorhead Overkill
title trv rocks these general motors
Motorhead Ace of Spades
title rulz and live to win is good too
Motorhead Iron Fist
motorhead motorin along but again only title puts the pedal to the metal
Motorhead Another Perfect Day
another motorin rocker
Motorhead Orgasmatron
punky metallic rockers that have a great feel but the near nonsense lyrics ruin any pragmatics
Motorhead Rock 'N' Roll
like it says on the tin metallic punky rock n rolls
Motorhead Sacrifice
mhead incorporate the new groove sound while retaining their classic metally rock highlight in over your shoulder
Motorhead The Golden Years
motorhead rockin AHRD
Motorhead St. Valentine's Day Massacre
a cool collab ep with girlschool, bomber cover is cute and so is emergency
Motorhead Stand by Your Man
wendy's screechy screams combined with mhead's style give title a raving intensity while no class is a spike through the eardrums, meanwhile masterplan mhead'd sounds vastly superior
Mountain Realm Grayshadow Ruins
decent dung synth project but nothing stand out
Mr. Bungle The Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny
punky dm with their trademark bungle effects. i would say its a shame they left the trv but with those band, album, and song names it was always the plan
Mulla مَوْلَى
about as basic as it gets save for a few middle easterny riffs
Mushroomhead XIII
peak nude muddle
My Chemical Romance Like Phantoms, Forever
decent punk rockz
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade: The B-Sides
pretty much a collection of some of their best except heaven
Nachtfalke Hail Victory Teutonia
viking baby bathorys with only a smidgen of the talent
Napalm Death Harmony Corruption
rather plain dm
Nargaroth Black Metal Ist Krieg (A Dedication Monument)
a silly album but theres always seven tears
Nas Illmatic
solid beats but nothing rly bammin
Nasum Human 2.0
deathgrind 101, soul included
Neck Deep The Peace And The Panic
pretty good present pop punks with a dash of hardcore
Necrophagia Death Is Fun 2023
unreleased 7" is some legit screamy dm, autopsy demo another screamy thrash mess, other demos as they are
Necrophagia Death Is Fun.......
what can be heard is rompin thrashy aggression but def not yet death metal
Necrophagia Rise from the Crypt
more raw hardcore than anything metal
Necrophagia Black Blood Vomitorium
a decent enough dm offering but nothing essential
Necrophobic Hrimthursum
like hypocrisy they go from a trv deathy mdm to a more poppy parody of themselves
Necrophobic The Call
instead of capitalizing on the great dm band they could have become they decided to throw in silly silly melodies and do melodeaf
Necrophobic Pesta
a mid mdm and a modern dm self cover
Necrophobic Tsar Bomba
another modern aggravatingly mid necrophobic release
Necrophobic Realm of Terror (demo)
a neat little one track demo showing early promise
Neurotech Antagonist
an alright listen, not very metal but kind of fun effects
Nightmare Puppy Furtherance
this is pretty good, fun experimental sillinesses, highlight in tourniquet
Nightwish Wishmaster
has some great tracks like she is my sin and crownless but otherwise wavers and ends up on the simply good side
Nightwish Bless the Child: The Rarities
good little collection of some of nw best, dece, n meh
Nightwish The Crow, The Owl and The Dove
instrum of heart is the best track
Nightwish Elan
elan is alright i guess
Nightwish Endless Forms Most Beautiful
starts horribly boring but then u have elan and hope, title, the sheer win that is alpenglow, and bits of show but tuomas stfu with ur bullshit philosophy no one cares. rest is utter garbage. dont listen to the instrums they show just how empty the instrumentation actually is
Nightwish HUMAN. :II: NATURE.
rly just have noise and then a bunch of below avg-goodish tracks and instrumentals
Nile Amongst the Catacombs of Nephren-Ka
nile gettin it goin with a mix of osdm and tolerable techdeth
Nile Annihilation of the Wicked
decent dm from the only egyptian metal gods
Nile Black Seeds of Vengeance
a decent follow up with their niche egypto metal
Nile In Their Darkened Shrines
two successful albums means a bigger budget, and shrines sounds a helluva lot bigger and masterfully produced, but the tracks themselves are about the same quality as debut n sophy
Nile In The Beginning
decent little dm collection from the kephraaaaaaaa
Nile Festivals Of Atonement
gud egeepteen muzixxx
Nirvana Nevermind
one of those rare albums that more or less lives up to its fame, fav tracks teen spirit n lounge
No Doubt Tragic Kingdom
just a girl somewhat annoying earworm, otherwise decent palt rocks with some ska cuz why not, gwen goes ahrd
no metal in this battle No Metal In This Battle - Wie Kraut Und R​ü​ben
another cool postock bum building on all their previous but not as good as debut ep
Nocturna (IT) Daughters of the Night
it's just frozen crown in more sympho style. i like the high pitched echo effect they use now and again, best tracks are new evil and title
Nocturnus The Key
another dm classic weakened by prog n little croak vox
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel
definitely not their best effort more of a folk rock album with bm elements than anything else certainly doesnt deserve the enforced 2. best song ofc is the country track ukrayina
Nokturnal Mortum Lunar Poetry
a hit n miss album, barely scrapes a 3
Nokturnal Mortum Marble Moon
weakened by largely banal instrumentals but moonlight path is an intense jam
Nordanvind Det Som En Gång Varit
decentish melodic atmoblacks that dont quite reach the win threshold
Norther Mirror of Madness
not as good as their other albums but u do have blackhearted, midnight walker, and the inevitable jam that is unleash hell
Norther N
certainly the most bipolar of their albums. to separate the gold from the dross u have frozen angel, down, black gold, and always & never
Norther No Way Back
solid ep by the north
Novembers Doom Amid Its Hallowed Mirth
decent deathdoom w gothicky attributes
Nuclear Death Bride of Insect
pretty dece if a bit too underproduced deathrash with sum grind
Numenor The Forgotten Legends
decent covers
Obituary Obituary
pretty good deathrash from these old schoolers
Obituary Left to Die
cute death worshipping ep
Obliteration Total Fucking Obliteration
way better than any of their albums omg
Obliteration Goat Skull Crown
honestly their best work
Omegavortex Black Abomination Spawn
flawless production, pretty damn solid and smartly technical unlike every techdeath band ever just doesnt pull me in much
Omnium Gatherum Spirits And August Light
solid but lackluster debut mostly taken down by shitty shitty at the gates vox, highlights in perfumed garden ( ? ?? ?) and wastrel
Omnium Gatherum The Redshift
the album that put them on the map with jukka pelkonen. some real bangers like nail, shadowkey, and shapes n shades, but also bummers like cham skin (but he says snake skin...?), breaking point, and return. lmaaaoooooo that nail live wtf
Omnium Gatherum Stuck Here on Snakes Way
a middling album by a band still finding its way (hence being stuck?), though certainly taking a progressive step ahead with the addition of jukka. nothing too impressive but not a completely uninteresting feat either
Omnium Gatherum Steal the Light
again solid ep with highlights in wastrel, ammo & lost n found, but the vox keep it from being stellar
Omnium Gatherum Slasher
disappointing ep, mid songs and manic cover is just dumb
Oneohtrix Point Never Replica
not bad, title is v good but album let down by the spam that is child soldier
Oskord Weapon of Hope
holy blood lite
Outre-Tombe Repurgation
a lot better than their later albums
Outre-Tombe Abysse Mortifère
i mean they got the released in early 90s sound and album cover down at least. french really doesn't go with death vox though. not bad overall
Overkill Feel the Fire
the happiest thrash ever
Oxygen Destroyer Bestial Manifestations of Malevolence and Death
pretty good dm but weak ass vox a la jeff walker
Ozzy Osbourne The Ultimate Sin
ozzy renews himself while sabbath is buried in a ditch
P.O.D. Satellite
an alright album. set it off is the only real banger
Paladin (USA) Ascension
an attempt to mix power n mdeth but its not that great
Pan-Amerikan Native Front Immortal Ceremonies
typical modern trem prodded bm
Panic! at the Disco Vices & Virtues
decent party rock, i always appreciate how these kinds of bands know when to end an album
Passerby Passerby
penholder and broken wings go ahrd
Pathfinder (USA) Nightfall at Whitehaven Beach
pretty good asmr ambient esp the towers and smile is a decent vox inclusive track
Penny Coffin Τέφρα/Σκελετικό Σκοτάδι
rating just the skeletiko skotathi side, too much doom but the tones are pretty nice, jaws is beast
Pentagram (CL) The Malefice
unnotable osdm
Peste Noire La Sanie des Siècles
for all the hubbub just 90s bm revival
Phantom Elite Wasteland
another good but not amazing symph band. cover is rather uninviting and reminds me of alice in chains bleh. highlight in sirens call
Pillar The Reckoning
this actually rocks more than a little bit. everything is the only track worth repeats tho
Pixies Surfer Rosa
zany punky altocks featuring where is my mind and titties cementing them eternally
Pixies Indie Cindy
a pretty good comeback album. mellowy rock songs incorporating pop tunes as well as their own classic style
Pixies EP1
excellent pixies ep fuck u guys
Pixies EP2
fuck sput another solid pixies ep
Pixies Live
debaser plus some of their lesser but somewhat enjoyable tracks
Pixies EP3
wtf its not that bad you cucks
Plasmatics Metal Priestess
pretty fun with well done extra effects, absolutely nothing like killers you fking poseur
Poison Open Up and Say... Ahh!
trv ahrd rock bb, but nothing worth keeping le sigh
Possessed Shadowcult
mid to great deathrash with the older tracks obv better than the new
Power Quest Face The Raven
a decent but almost cringe pm ep by the classicaly mid pmers
Powerman 5000 Tonight the Stars Revolt
quite possibly the best nude muddle album oat, obliterates krooooorrn
Primalfrost Lost Elegies
yet another barely above avg folk dm album, gotta hurt when ur best work was as a teenager
Primalfrost Prosperous Visions
pretty avg folk after such a promising ep, needs more accordion and epicness
Primitive Graven Image Traversing the Awesome Night
competent modern bm but nothing special about it
Primordial Serpent Ancient Myths And Legends
black metal lite but fimbulwinter rulz
Protector Excessive Outburst of Depravity
modestly blackened mid thrash. dirtygoyim i am a thrash god and this isnt worth much at all
Putrescent Seepage Dead And Demented
pretty sweet bdm, gnarly squeals, love the fuckin cheap ass drums
Pyotr Tchaikovsky The Nutcracker, Op. 71
you know at least 5 movements off by heart, but only march iia is worth hearing with any regularity
Pyotr Tchaikovsky Symphony No. 5 in E minor, Op. 64
a lot of pomp but next to no substance
Queen Queen
when queen was a trv rock band
Quest Master Lost Songs of Distant Realms: Volume Two
not as good as volume i
Quo Vadis Obitus
pretty decent release too bad there isnt a bit more
Quo Vadis Demo Premaster
some pretty good tracks ruined by sans abris
Ragnarok Psychopathology
dom n sub is a tribute to immortal followed by competent but forgetful modern bms
Ragnarok Non Debellicata
eh another standard modern ragnarok
Ragnarok (UK) Voluspa
going by 2011 remaster, voluspa is a more straight forward metal demo with black and folk elements
Ragnarok (UK) Domgeorn
far more folk than metal, and the metal/redone tracks are very mild compared to their previous
Rammstein Mutter
sonne und ich will are always fun but the rest is decent rockies that u shouldnt ever rly want to hear again unless doing a rammstein discog
Rammstein Zeit
pretty on par for the ramm, generally good dust rock tunes thrvout, autotune on lugen made me lol, but zick zack is the real winner with that chorus
Rammstein Rosenrot
usual general rammparty without any highlights
Rammstein Untitled
better than their other later albums but not quite in the 3.5 range
Rammstein Herzeleid
what a debut, highlights in wollt ihr das bett n du riechst
Rammstein Reise, Reise
rammstein is prob the most balanced rock band ever, highlights in title und mein teil
Rammstein Liebe Ist Für Alle Da
surely the most consistently med band ever, generally good time with no highlights
Ramones Ramones
blitzkrieg bops
Ratt Out of the Cellar
a fun album but no trv bangers. also what a stupid name, what schmuck ever got a girl going by saying 'lets play some ratt'?
Ravencult Force Of Profanation
kind of won me over in the end but mostly just passing blackened thrash
Red (USA) Innocence and Instinct
professional production but at the cost of that newband energy. death of me is a rocker but the slow tracks have too many hymnal overtones
Red (USA) Breathe Into Me EP
decent acoustic and slightly shortened reg version of the best track on the bum
Red (USA) Not Alone (Performance Tracks)
damn actually a pretty good piece without the vox
Regurgitation Tales of Necrophilia
gets rly close to corpse worship but is also better than any corpse so
ReVamp ReVamp
floor sounds a lot like simone here, good symphs but somehow nothing captivating
Rexoria The World Unknown
damn their 2nd ep better than anything on their albums
Rexoria Moments of Insanity
a rather mid ep by an equally mid band with potential
Rexoria Imperial Dawn
hawt power pop
Rhapsody of Fire Power of the Dragonflame
it make me hap. i fap
Rhapsody of Fire Symphony of Enchanted Lands II
ignoring the lame ass theatrics this is pretty good
Rhapsody of Fire The Eighth Mountain
generally good bum, level of theatrics is appropriate, highlight in abyss
Rhapsody of Fire Symphony of Enchanted Lands
emerald and wisdom are amazing but then it dips for no good reason, they try to be bach, and otherwise inane instrums and bleh music
Rhapsody of Fire Dawn of Victory
their third album is pure generic rhapsody before attaining fire
Rhapsody of Fire Dark Wings of Steel
bruh its rhapsody. highlights in tragic flames n tears
Richard Wagner Lohengrin
unless you care about the plot you're only here for the prelude to act iii and treulich gefuhrt
Rings of Saturn Lugal Ki En
didnt think techy glitchcore would work but this was decently interesting and fun, dips in the middle though
Rippikoulu Musta Seremonia
confession school make some decent death doom, but wish it had a bit more power to it
Rippikoulu Mutaation Aiheuttama Sisainen Mataneminen
some decently average death doom
Rippikoulu Ulvaja
pretty mid-good death doom
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture
fun poppunks with some silly hc yelping
Robert Schumann Album for the Young, Op. 68
youre here for no. 10, rest is meh
Rose Avalon Northern Strengths
decent symph metul with highlights in my sad martirdom (sic) and the bagpipes on northern star
Rotting Christ A Dead Poem
some easy listening meloblocks highlight in storms
Roy Hargrove Earfood
freewheelin jazzins with heavy key assaults
Running Wild Black Hand Inn
largely dece ahrd rock but occasionally sum trv metal like privateer
Ryuichi Sakamoto BTTB
you come here for opus and aqua, rest is either awkwardly lethargic or lofty but without impact
Sabaton Carolus Rex
was better in swedish but still a handful of good jams
Sabaton Heroes
bros whenever u feel down just plug in sabaton and realize u could be epic instead
Sabaton Primo Victoria
sabby just getting into their niche with highlights in counterstrike n stalingrad
Sabaton The Art of War
much more middling album with a highlight in ghost division
Sabaton Metalizer
the album that was supposed to be their debut (dem record company shenanigans) highlights are 7734 and thunderstorm
Sabaton Attero Dominatus
official sabby sophomore pretty avg for them but highlights in title and nuclear attk. bonus cover of fur immers also pretty good n l?nga is nice if u want to hear some swedish
Sabaton Fist For Fight
combination of their first demo and some songs off their first few albums. as such not rly much better or worse, but does feature hellrider, thunderstorm, and easily their best track of their early years (though unreleased until 2010) in birds of war
Sabaton Heroes Of The Great War
first soldier is a new mid track, bunch of b sides from their latest albums + unkillable soldier
Sacramentum The Coming of Chaos
quite a step down from debut, has all the ingredients but theyre not proportionate nor mixed very well
Sacramentum Finis Malorum
sum rather plain tho more trv somberlains
Sacramentum Thy Black Destiny
another album that fails to seek the fortune of their debut, all the elements but no cohesion
Sacred Warrior Master's Command
mid butt metal for jaysus with a random but good mdeth track in the flood
Sacrilegium Jesienne Szepty
couple of chill enough kind of cool tracks
Sadistik Exekution We Are Death... Fukk You !
all speed and a bit of atmosphere from the instrums, but little art or rock n roll
Sadus A Vision of Misery
decent but nothing amazing techy thrash
Sadus Swallowed in Black
they realized they abandoned their roots and became a mid thrash band so they added some prog and it just made them even more mid
Samael Era One
a decent enough industrial album with a much stronger forefront than derriere
Samhain (DK) The Courier
decent enough but not very riffy dm
Sangdragon Requiem for Apocalypse
blackened symphonic thrash, its not amazing by any means and again steals the heart of later dimmu but has many of its own unique moments its just not especially great. highlight in the first 2 track combo
Sangdragon White Dragon
an eluveitie type near instrumental medieval folk album, a lot better than the black side anyway
Sangdragon Curse of Desert
an alright melobleath track
Satanic Warmaster Fimbulwinter
largely plain pizza black with some vargs at the end for good measure
Satyricon Megiddo - Mother North in the Dawn
dawn is dumb but the rest is pretty good
Satyricon All Evil
rumbly medieval times
Savatage Edge of Thorns
a variety of different song styles with a highlight in title
Savatage Gutter Ballet
decent fresh sounding classic style metulz
Saxon Saxon
excellent bridge album between ahrd rock and metal
Saxon Wheels of Steel
too rocky, needs moar metul
Saxon Thunderbolt
trv rockers never forget how to rock, n saxon have not
Saxon Denim and Leather
starts with glorious new wave metal but soon devolves into pure if appreciable butt rock, title still rulz tho
Saxon Power and the Glory
soft easy listening new wave mrocks
Scourged Flesh Released From Damnation
some decent deathrashin goin on, similar to mortification debut
Sear Bliss The Arcane Odyssey
not much to it, doomy/proggy mdeth with random folk effects now and then, highlight in venomous grace
Sepultura Beneath the Remains
a rather boring followup compared to there debut n soph
Seth L'Excellence
a grand declaration of war type bm with plenty of atmoprog mixed in and decent synth effects
Seth Les Blessures De l'Ame
lightly synthed more artsy bm without any knockouts
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols
punk
Sex Pistols Spunk
raw PUNK
Sgaile Traverse the Bealach
melodeth sleep token
Shakira ¿Dónde Están los Ladrones?
shakira got pipes
Shania Twain Come On Over
never thought id give a pop album more than a 2.5 but hey this album is legit solid its not 2-3 singles and a lot of fluff it just keeps going for an hour
Shining (SWE) Lots of Girls Gonna Get Hurt
a pretty good cover ep tbh
Sinister Diabolical Summoning
plain osdm, vox are mixed too high n the riffs too low
Sinister Hate
another bleh mid af album
Siouxsie and the Banshees Join Hands
early cool riffed alt rocks
Sirenia At Sixes And Sevens
tries but doesnt quite reach its potential, too simple compositions and clearly no time for refinement, but on the wane is excellent and the violin and flute on manica are mwah
Sirenia The Seventh Life Path
elixir is amazing, sons of the north could have been so if they hadnt filled half of it with filler and used that cool intro chord progression as a main riff, serpent p good overall. concealed disdain dumb title but still pretty good, silv eye good with editing. tragedienne a close but not quite there dramatic theatre piece that does however have quite the conclusion with that one impressive and piercing note by the lovely ailyn, gets me every time
Sirenia 1977
pretty on par for siren, not particularly engaging
Skalmold Vögguvísur Yggdrasils
one of those low effort 'by the spirit' kind of folk metal albums thats not very good but has its moments. also lmao @ covering alestorm
Skalmold born loka
one of the weirdest folk bands. some basic folk strums + shouty clean vox, but also orchestra/chorus and bm arragenments here n there. nothing too great but greipnir and hel are fun
Skalmold Sorgir
skalmold once again the most mid folk band in history
Skalmold Ýdalir
another minimal folk metal album, typical skalmold
Skillet iTunes Session
pretty good live renditions with some extra effects of some of their better (and a couple terrible) tracks. most noticeable is the added strings in comatose giving it a bit more weight
Skillet Alien Youth
some pretty competent rock without anything super great
Skyfire Mind Revolution
what a decline eliminating all black metal aspects in favour of generic pop mdm, still excellent use of keys however with a highlight in colliding in mind
Skyfire Liberation in Death
decent skyfire, good keys as usual, nothing spectacular
Skyfire Spectral
another modest success by the fire in the sky, gets a little dt there, some spirit blk dimens here, best track is prob conjuring
Skyfire Fractal EP
certainly their worst release up to this point, get a little techy n proggy n bore
Skyforger Latviešu strēlnieki
first half is rather atrocious until the only bangin track in death island, rest is mid goods with some of the worst talentless vox
Slade Slayed?
damn we rockin ahrd in '72
Slania The Spark
heavier on the instrumentation than debut, but her singing also isnt as good. more than a little prog and generic riffs ruin it somewhat, but nameless song is a star and subj inhibitions is pretty good despite its faults
Slipknot (CT) Slipknot
will the trv slipknot please stand up?
Slytherin A Tale We'll Tell Of What Hath Been​.​.​.
summoning but harry potter...ok
Snot Get Some
nice doggy bupbup ;D
Snot Strait Up
the most wild and varied nude muddle album to ever exist
Sodom Ausgebombt (Ep)
sum punky sodoms n an intense live
Sodom M-16
among the weirdkong is a banger followed by a string of well executed cliches
Sodom 'Til Death Do Us Unite
a thrash album to get you through in a pinch but nothing excellent
Sodom A Handful of Bullets
a decent call to genesis xix with an eh venom cover
Solefald The Linear Scaffold
taking every general bm element and giving it crack. in this case more is less
Sonata Arctica Takatalvi
pretty good compilation of a handful of songs n covers
Sonata Arctica The Collection
not quite what it says on the tin but some hits yeah
Sonata Arctica Orientation
some trvly b side b sides
Sonic Poison Eruption
not bad for grind
Sonus Mortis War Prophecy
mid melodeath/doom with the same amateur effects since valediction. at least it has a real cover and not an awful cartoon
Sonus Mortis Propaganda Dream Sequence
decent doomy meloldeaf, a bit of sommy but not rly, mostly sounds like his previous band valediction, highlight in cyber construct
Sorgelig Sørgelig
a short reprise of modernized os mayhem x behemoth x generic bm, nothing wrong with it, nothing special
Soundtrack (Film) The Great Gatsby (Music from Baz Luhrmann's Film)
a suitable modern gatsbian sound track
Soundtrack (Film) The Great Gatsby: Music from Baz Luhrmann Deluxe
koala crazy love vers is better, she likes BIG parties ;), other little scene clips, no church goes ahrd, orches young n beautiful is fine, gatsby believed is a nice score piece
Soundtrack (Video Game) Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
jesus fuck cant even escape after checking that track list. anyway like previous game most tracks go with the game only, but this time its much better produced and grand, tho not rly superior in quality despite. my picks off this epic ost are p peach kidnapped again, bowser king of koopas, here comes king koopa, glitzville is a big win, rawk hawk rock is pure win as well (love the entire glitzville area/chapter), macho grubba, fight gainst mario no dooplis, excess express at day, super koopa bros world 3, storm the x naut fortress is pure win, and big bowser koopa krush is pure win
Spellforest As the Rainfall...
lofi black symph. its a decent attempt anyway
Stephane Hirondelle Electro City
as the title suggests fun little electro ditties, wish he'd cut some out and make the remainder longer
Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life
stevie w the wonder indeed, smooth but funky n lively tracks, some mj vibes
Stormbringer Stormbringer
sum plain heavies with the pure win that is tales of the white wolf
Stormkeep Tales of Othertime
eh everything from the cover on is a little boy's imitation of emperor with nodtveidt on vocals
Stormlord Hesperia
continues their trend of devolving streamlined symph without any highlights
Stormlord Mare Nostrum
they sacrifice their power and any raw trvness in this streamlined symphy theatre, with an abundance of banal extra effects that add nothing and just waste time, like pointless weak operatic vox. guitar tone is bleak, still wind scream is a standout amongst a storm of overly produced broadways
Stormlord Under the Sign of the Sword
some cute raw folk blacks
Stormlord Black Knight
raw amateur mid tempo dm, a few bros gettin together
Stormwarrior Northern Rage
a dichotomic album that cant decide whether it wants to be good or not. has bangers like heroic deathe, thy laste fyre, foreign shores, and lindisfarne, but then also throws out a ton of mid shit
Stortregn Evocation of Light
rather plain modern meloblack
Stratovarius Survive
actually p good but the only track i want to hear again is glory days
Stream Of Passion The Flame Within
nothing too great but the soar on street spirit cover is nice
Street Pharmacy Divorce
they dropped the reggae for some straight up pop punk and its not even bad, highlight in stone bricks
Streetheart Meanwhile Back In Paris
smooth synthy slightly glammy late 70s rock, highlight in the closer just for you
Stribling Way supermassive
the lofi alt rocks are great. everything else is filler and his voice is rather weak overall
String Player Gamer Rebirth
not every adaptation is a hit, some things are really random. still the general quality is there, with the instrum to jump up, lon lon ranch, magnet man, and chun li's theme my favourites
String Player Gamer Undertale: Strings of Determination Vol. 4
lesser tracks until nightmare and finale
String Player Gamer VGM Singles 2015
only the song of healing stands out from a plethora of decents
Stuporous Asylum's Lament
an amalgamation of classic and modern bm styles, perhaps too divisively so as it all ultimately rings hollow
Styx Man of Miracles
great energy, the beatles with balls. highlight in southern woman
Suffocation …Of the Dark Light
listenable modern death anyway
Suffocation Suffocation
buncha mid-goods with the rerec of repulsion naturally superior
Suffocation Reincremated
suffy with bad prod
Suicidal Tendencies Join the Army
refined crossover, tho rly all it does is make the thrash easy listening
SuidAkrA Caledonia
amateur mdm with sum bm n fm vibes
Summoning Stronghold
summy do it better than most of their atmoblack contemps but at the same time its too synthy and asmr, more heavy pls
Summoning Lugburz
rly shoddy production makes the album generally weak despite good synths n riffs n shrieks
Summoning Let Mortal Heroes Sing Your Fame
some great tracks like hollow halls n foes but doesnt hold up the momentum
Sunwheel Industry of Death
a lesser modern behemoth with amateur keys
Super Piano 64 Zelda and Sleep: Instrumentals from Ocarina ofTime
songs could have been adapted a lot better but lullaby is good, lon lon is great n my eternafav fairy fountain is near perfect
t.A.T.u. 200 km/H In The Wrong Lane
pretty excellent lectrypops by the famous roosigirls
Tarja Turunen In The Raw
not bad, a less silly nw but also missing the overall attempt at grandiosity (that nw usually fails but at least attempts), best moments on stranger
Taylor Davis Melodies of Hyrule
a lot of these are actually quite wanting. not sure of its the elec violin itself or just how she recomposed them with it in mind. regardless gerudo valley is a gem and great fairy fountain is heaven
Telperia Light of Telperia
a not bad debut featuring some amateur folk power bops with title the most polished
Tenebrarum Horror
wild dm trying to break through its poor production
Tenebrarum The Distortionated Guts of the Idolatry
went from no production overblown can only rly hear the vox properly
Tenebrarum The Equinox
new tracks are mid modern dms, bathory cover is ok
Testament The Formation of Damnation
testament is a testament to metallica if they never became buttrockicka
Testament The New Order
still trver than metallica but the worship is already stale. nothing that trvly testafies
Testament Practice What You Preach
metallica if they hadnt gone full butt
Testament Brotherhood of the Snake
starts as quite promising thrash but runs its course, still get too metallicky at times
Testament Titans of Creation
unusually story driven thrash, they sound quite healthy in their middle age and llica sounds are minimal, chuck in particular is ferocious
Thanatos Speed Kills
a weird raw thrash/death/black demo with experimental effects and acoustic interludes between each song
Thanatos Realm of Ecstasy
very polished for early 90s dm, and that seems to have been where the greatest efforts were exerted, as while this is sure and trv dm its not especially exciting, and they would go on to ghost the metal world for 8 years. in any case the band was eventually reformed to create the masterpiece that is angelic encounters so it all worked out in the end
Thanatos Undead. Unholy. Divine.
dont rly know how this happened doesnt sound like same band a very mid mashup of blackened thrash/dm
Thanatos Justified Genocide
some sorta mishmash of thrash death n prog they dont rly know what they wanna do technically proficient but incoherent a total for the birds album
The All-American Rejects Move Along
nothing is that great but everything is pretty listenable so i'll pos
The Birthday Massacre Imagica (Demo 2)
easily their best release, rougher versions of the early songs that brought them attention
The Exploited Punks Not Dead
gud hc punks but the vox are often too weak
The Exploited On Stage
wild early 80s hc show
The Flaming Lips Imagene Peise: Atlas Eets Christmas
chill jazzy lofi decently relaxed renditions its pretty good
The Griefbearer The Servant
this guy releases too many albums to ever create something trvly worthy, nevertheless this is decent lightly toned black/symph/folk with a highlight in sacrifice
The Killers Hot Fuss
ya got jenny, brightside, somebody, n everything alongside a slew of meh pop punk
The Notorious B.I.G. Greatest Hits
biggie's best indeed, big poppa is the lennyface
The Notorious B.I.G. Duets: The Final Chapter
sum of biggie's best even if he didnt have much to do on it
The Notorious B.I.G. Rap Phenomenon
smooth mix with some unreleased tracks
The Receiving End of Sirens Between the Heart and the Synapse
pretty sweet emo/punk/progish/rock album, too long tho
The Tragically Hip Up To Here
the hip start out well, decent good joikers with lovely vibratto vox
The Tragically Hip Day For Night
pretty good tth album
The Tragically Hip World Container
a general good time tbh
The Vandals Oi to the World
this is a punk christmas album alright, yikes lyrics, sillinesses, sugar plum cover and overture are pretty sweet
Therion Leviathan II
well produced and done operatic metal but doesnt really perform that entrancingly, nevertheless highlight in the pop hooks of cavern cold as ice
Therion Of Darkness...
a very mid dm debut foretelling their change in style
Thor's Hammer Fidelity Shall Triumph
mid tempo easy listening deathy bm
Thulcandra Fallen Angel's Dominion
dissection fanboys make a middling bm album, best track ofc is the cover of somberlain
Thurnin Útiseta
wouldve preferred more variety, more use of flute/folk chorus/strings and at least a few more upbeat tunes. still you can chill to it and is guaranteed to get you out of a cortisol fog, highlights in title and saera
Thurnin Menhir
first half has a good variety with lovely acoustic melodies and trimmings but it peters out in the second half. fuck off gyro
Thyrfing Hels Vite
they go more for a moonsorrow/modern polished bm sound this time. sounds better than their last anyway. sad to say classic thyrfing is all gone tho, highlight in en sista litania
Thyrfing Döp dem i eld
decent modern thyrfing. rawr a dragon!
Tiamat Sumerian Cry
real mid dm that has but not nearly enough moments
Tigertailz Beserk
pure party rock highlights in sick sex n love bomb baby
Timeghoul 1992-1994 Discography
tumultuous good, panaramic bad in many places
Timeless Miracle Sir Martin the Dragonslayer
happy go lucky track about a horrible evil tragedy gud stuff
TNT Tell No Tales
mostly softcore hair but everyones a star, northern lights, and title are wins
Trans-Siberian Orchestra Dreams of Fireflies (On a Christmas Night)
winter palace is the best track, tso version of winter is ok, rest unnotable coustic light sungs
Trench Hell Alcoholic Disaster
alcoholic masterpiece
Tribulation The Children of the Night
light melodied bm without anything that special
Tribulation The Formulas of Death
one of those experimental bm albums without anything especially pungent
Tristania Tristania
sum pretty good symphs
Trixter Trixter
a fun hair metal album with highlights in heart of steel and one in a million
Trvth Trvth Be Told
decent instrums/blackgaze, would be good or great with more to it (or less in length)
Tryglav Night of Whispering Souls
any band that follows at the gates' brand of garbage mdm is sure to faulter, fortunately the tryglav blacken everything somewhat so its not intolerable and even has a highlight in title
Turbo Dorosłe dzieci
decently fun folky singalong mrock, highlights in toczy sie and mowili kiedys
Twilight Force At the Heart of Wintervale
their weakest effort by far, getting bored and running out of ideas. band track isnt nearly as explosive as one would hope, everything else just kind of barely scrapes epicity. not nearly as complex or overwhelming as their other albums, taking a slower, more fillery route. crystal bearer is the worst for that. still generally fun, both knight tracks are easily the best/most traditional twilight force
Twilight Force The Sapphire Dragon of Arcane Might Is Back Again
track 1 is a beautiful medieval folk version of sapphire dragon, track 2 is just what it says an orchestral version of the epic on their only mid album
Tygers Of Pan Tang Spellbound
starts rly cool but ends up midgood avg
Tyranny of Steel Winged Assassins
absolutely horrid vox prod but not bad overall
Tyrant (USA) Too Late To Pray
decent mrocks with nothing super engaging save eve of destruction. no goyim u dumb bitch its bc its not that fucking great
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
basic bitch bm with some extra diddlies whoa. vi n vii are pretty tho. also le volf
Undeath It's Time...To Rise From the Grave
first half is largely generic dm but picks up in the second half
Unleash The Archers Explorers
northwest passage is great when it gets going. heartless brings it down
Unleashed And the Laughter Has Died...
a coupla gud dms
Unleashed The Hunt for White Christ (EP & Rarities)
some good modern tracks, killer lives, and ancient demos
Unleashed No Sign of Life EP
mid modern dm trax plus an okay death cover and nice lives
Unleashed The Utter Dark
indeed dark but not very exciting dms
Upon Stone Dead Mother Moon
another dece band ruined by mediocre vox this is why atg is the worst
Vaakevandring Demo 98/99
raw simple bm singalongs
Vaakevandring Vaakevandring
eternal peace stars on an otherwise middling ep
Vader Reign Forever World
decent deathrash album/ep
Vader Solitude in Madness
one final half hour output of actually decent dm, better than their last 2 for sure
Vader The Art Of War
pretty damn good ep MARSZ MARSZ DABROWSKI Z ZIEMI WLOSKIEJ DO POLSKI
Vader Blood
solidish deathrash ep with more than a few fun areas by the one n only ruth vader ginsberg
Vader The Upcoming Chaos
fun but short ep, carnal is a pure dm jam let down by the mids to follow
Valdrin Throne of the Lunar Soul
another one of those pseudo-trv modern bms that does the bare minimum to get the technically bm sound while reducing it into an easy listening mishmash with random effects. even the art draws you in with promised epicity only to view a sullen half assed warrior on a background of reduced baroque uhhh this sounds nothing like moonlight sorcery wtf MOONWIN SORCERWIN OWNS YOUR SKANKY LITTLE BUM PIKA
Van Halen 5150
van hales put out a respectable rock album starring the ubiquitous dreams
Van Halen Van Halen
van ROCKIN' GIRL you rly got me goin, you got me so i dunno what im doin NOW
Van Halen Balance
van halens most mature album with tight songwriting and a highlight in cant stop lovin you
Vanessa-Mae The Violin Player
bach is oddly arranged but still mostly good, proceeds pretty good vio pieces until half wayish through where it gets slow and then weird ending in a horrible reggae classical fusion
Vatican Shadow Death Is Unity With God
pretty cool percussion based ambients but naturally 2.5 hrs is an investment
Vaultwraith Death Is Proof of Satan's Power
kind of a joke band but still hawt riffs in some areas, highlight in devilcraft legit track 100%
Vemod Venter pa Stormene
some p good modern bms, a burzum, and a mid atmoinstrum
Vemod Vinterilden
a decent mix of wintry atmosphere and tremz
Vemod Kringom fjell og skog
would be considerably better if u could hear it properly
Venom At War with Satan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Venom Calm Before the Storm
the last early cronos venom featuring metal punk, under a spell, fire, gypsy, and muscle ( ? ?? ?)
Venom Fallen Angels
rather sparse for trv bangers on this modern venom but hammerhead, pedal to the metal and esp hail satanas rulz
Venom Hell
la rage's debut definitely took its toll as the riffs are unusually lackluster. still straight to hell, the power and the glory, esp fall from grace, title, and evil perfection make it worth listening to, but then its 7 tracks straight of just completely uninspired venom
Venom Tear Your Soul Apart
a lesser recording of the wannabe dolan version of teachers pet, crappier versions of 2 cronos era classics, some rightful outtakes from prime evil, and a crappy priest cover thats more so crap because its priest than because its dolan
Venom Venom '96
a rough reunion ep, the rerecs sound like poorly conceived venom covers instead of the original lineup, and evil one is just a sample of their soon to be released worst cronos album
Venom Inc. Avé
a watered down venomish album featuring crystal mrock/thrash that, like the cronosless albums of the main band, is simply not venom, though thankfully it leans much more towards the prime evil era than the absolute trash that were temples of ice and the wastelands. highlights in forged in hell and metal we bleed
Vikki Jackman, Andrew Chalk and Jean-Noel Rebilly A Paper Doll's Whisper of Spring
quite pleasant asmr i was legitimately relaxed and sleepy
Vince Guaraldi Trio A Charlie Brown Christmas
relaxing fireside jazzy renditions + original score with a random but adequate fur elise recording and THAT GODDAMN AWFUL LINUS AND LUCY THEME
Vintersorg Till Fjälls
not a bad folk debut, singing needs improvement but very vikingy, instrums just kind of go along
Visions Of Atlantis Wanderers
first half esp release and heroes is relaxed happy metal but the effect dwindles as the songs become plainer
Visions Of Atlantis Cast Away
went from raw heartfelts on debut to generally avrg symph. male vox are even worse but pharaoh and lemuria stand out
Visions Of Atlantis Trinity
nice lite symphs with dual mf vox. back of beyond is prettier than the rest
Visions Of Atlantis Pirates
a better voa album with more highs than lows and there she blows, its not entirely pirate metally as the title would suggest and ought to have been culled by 3-4 tracks but edited versions of title, angel, and in my world make good additions
Visions Of Atlantis Old Routes - New Waters
originals are def much better than these new line up rerecs, tho lovebearing storm still goes p ahrd
Volbeat Servant of the Mind
another pretty solid album, ekur, my girl, devil rage n heaven get groovin. the my girl haters are virgins
Volbeat Rewind, Replay, Rebound
best album since debut, actually generally solid with fun tracks in pelvis, rewind, esp die to live, and sorry sack of bones
Volbeat Fallen
title is decent, warrior would be good if it didnt sound so silly live, rebel angel is good
W.A.S.P. The Last Command
not nearly as good as debut but wild child and blind in texas are win
Warlock Triumph and Agony
tracks 1-3 are pure win and rule ass but we meander into the plain stay afterwards
Warmen Unknown Soldier
bodom but the only good parts are the keys. highlight in evil warmen
Warmen Here for None
in a parallel universe where alexi goes off on his 8 years per album project bodomsun and petri becomes the voice of cob
Watain Opus Diaboli
decent show
Watain Rabid Death's Curse
limb crucifiks is good but rest is dissection tribute/bm tropemasterfest/random 'bm-sounding' shit
Wedrujacy Wiatr Tam, Gdzie Miesiac Oplakuje Swit
first half is typical slow krallice, picks up with wedrowiec
Wedrujacy Wiatr Zorzysta Staje Ocma
more of that synthy drone bm. not too amazing but is decent overall with some folky moments. cool album cover
Whispered Metsutan - Songs of the Void
after a couple of meagre efforts whispered finally came out with a decent album, highlight in strike
Whispered Wrath of Heaven
good enough to get a positive rating but nothing much stands out
Wilderun Sleep at the Edge of the Earth
amorphis + opeth, thankfully leaning towards the 'morphis side
Winter's Edge The Deceivers
unawakening tale is fucking beautiful, hardly what i expected from an album with cartoon cover art. the rest however is exactly what i'd expect, and it's mid as can be, if that. unawakening tale though, holy fuck edit: foresee is pretty good too
Winterhorde Nebula
a modern bm album with all the associated pomp and circumstance but no substance
Wintersun The Forest Seasons
lotr length tracks that try too hard to be epic, succeeding somewhat but the epicness is put way far ahead of the music it is supposed to elevate and so you end up with a kind of movie score (in which the visuals are the primary media) made with blastbeats and rawr vox
Within Temptation Enter
raw n scratchy with a very erotic lennyface cover, tempts debut is an honest but generally unclimatic effort, tho candles is special
Within Temptation Restless
title track pretty damn good, pearls not so much
Within Temptation The Howling
mid poppy symphs with a highlight in jillian
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Symphony No. 40 in G minor, K. 550
not the zart's most stimulating symphony, but movement i is pleasantly familiar
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart "Jupiter" Symphony No. 41 in C major, K. 551
jupiter is relentlessly praised as one of the most famous of mozart's symphonies, but the reality is his very late works are haphazard without reason and minimally executed, the fact that they were his very last works being the only reason for their fame. likewise only movement iv of jupiter is worth any attention, and even then he had composed far, far greater works before his untimely death
Wolfheart Winterborn
basic modern heavily nomnium wannabe mdm
Wolfnacht Heidentum
decent plain bm with some random industrial bits
Wolves in the Throne Room Black Cascade
for a band that prides themselves on bm their own way this is tragically generic
Won't Bother The Figure - EP
sounds like an epic boss battle
Won't Bother Galloping Data Waltz
what vg is this from?
WOW WOW Hits 2008
just like it says on the jewel case this is indeed a compilation of christian hits, with highlights in undo, walking her home, esp give it all away, made to love, me n jebus, esp forgiven, esp esp reds breathe into me (which sounds much better in this "screamless" edit ironically enough, smoother, the extra echo effect was unnecessary), esp the anthem stand in the rain (masterful chug drop holy shit), and esp work (masterful alt rock track betrayed by the general meh of the full album [thats what makes it a hit after all])
X-Mas Project Bangin' Round The X-Mas Tree
pure christmassy win
Xandria Theater of Dimensions
another album of mild gems and pure cringe, heart is home to call of destiny are the main bangers, indeed sounding very epica like. dark night is decent, a whole bunch of filler, and then equal parts win and horrible cringe on title track
Xandria Fire & Ashes
mid af albums mean a mid af ep
Xandria Neverworld's End
another mid af album with the only real kicker in euphoria
Xandria India
decent record with mild bangers
Xandria Salome - the Seventh Veil
decent symph bops with life, sisters, parts of dogs, n on my way standing out
Xandria Sacrificium
such a weird mix of good and cringe unlike any album ive ever heard...nevertheless title to stardust are pretty solid, betrayers okay with editing, until the end is pure gold and only near perfect track, red relish is cringy af, temple is the weirdest mix of the aforementioned cringe with generally good sections, others completely forgettable
xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah?
holy shit best mccore band ever
xSPONGEXCOREx Bikini Bottom Beatdown
i swear to god the best mccore band ever
Yellowcard Underdog
a bigger sound with the production on point but no track is quite the clincher
Yellowcard One for the Kids
solid punk pops w nice vio now n then but nothing stationary
Yellowcard Childhood Eyes
its alright but no keepers
Yellowcard When You're Through Thinking, Say Yes
solid album with a lot of almosts
Yellowcard Still Standing
not a bad ep, gets a little too whiny, highlight in millenium changed
Yes Time and a Word
prock crafted with ba level artistry highlight in title chorus
Ygg Ygg
starts amazing gazy mellowblack but becomes an exhausting journey esp with the puregaze at the end
Yiruma First Love
river is my heart but the rest do leave something to be desired
Yngwie Malmsteen Trilogy
operatic bon jovi be like until title
Yngwie Malmsteen Rising Force
mostly instrumental, good riffs n classical imitation but nothing rly unique or standout. tries to be a symphony too much
Yngwie Malmsteen Marching Out
we get more power metally with a highlight in i'll see the light, but still verging on merely good quality
Yo-Yo Ma and Others The Goat Rodeo Sessions
started great with yo mama's g strings flying everywhere and the bluegrass elements fitting in but over time begins to stagnate and ends up at a mild plateau
Your Favorite Martian YFM 2011
theyre silly, theyre dumb, and that combined with genuine production makes them better than the majority of the pop/rap etc that they parody. fight to win goes particularly ahrd. YOU AINT SEEN MAH BALLZ
YOURMOM RATS
great punktal ep, title track is an ahrd highlight
Yuka Tsujiyoko Paper Mario GMS (Disc 1 and 2)
a lot of tracks rly only go with the actual game, but ones i like on their own include ghost gulping, hang in there peach, climbing the castle (bomb track), sad sun, bowsers rage (bomb), wish of the princess, huffin n puffin (bomb), king of the koopas (bombest track), k64 train ride, petunia under attack, princess in distress, bill blaster go faster, and shy guy riot
Zero Degree Surreal world
flames worship to the maxxxxx
Zero Degree Black Hole Illumination
flames worship to the MAX pt 2
Zona Morta Nômades
some powery thrash with death vox, not too amazing despite being competently played

2.5 average
1914 Eschatology of War
some average black doom with too many interludes. glad they changed it afterwards
2H Company Психохирурги
hearing slavs rap is alway funny, pretty tight
2Pac All Eyez on Me
inevitably a lot of filler on a 2 hour album, but generally the beats/effects are good, and enough jewels exist among the rubble to keep it going. highlights are the powerful life goes on followed by only god can judge me, with special mentions in rather be ya nigga and thug passion
2Pac R U Still Down? (Remember Me)
real bangers in wonder if heaven got a ghetto and the funky fake ass bitches. do for love is also damn smooth
3776 序曲 (Jokyoku)
HELL YEAH BABY JESUS
3776 歳時記・第二巻 (Saijiki Dai-Ni-Kan)
an annoying and then a not so annoying track
50 Cent Power of the Dollar
decentish beats with the only standout in title
50 Cent Before I Self Destruct
avg azz raps wo highlights
50 Cent Still Will (Essential 5 EP)
sum club nothings, some eternally famous beats, n just a lil bit o sthg else
50 Cent 21 Questions
soldier is great, title is ehh
A Flock of Seagulls Ascension
these, ah, "orchestrations" def do not help either the hits nor the flops
A Flock of Seagulls The Story of a Young Heart
now this one doesnt even have a hit to justify its existence. meanders between mid and kind of good with the best track by far in remember david. a lot of great instrumentation is ruined by random lyrical topics and a lack of inspiration
A Flock of Seagulls The Light At The End Of The World
first 4 tracks are a good little new wave gauntlet, with burning up and rainfall exemplifying their hot/cold duo into afos' top 10 tracks, but from then on it becomes plainer and plainer until a couple of random karate kid instrumentals at the end
A Flock of Seagulls String Theory
say you love me is great but the rest are either only mildly elevated or not at all
A Flock of Seagulls Modern Love Is Automatic
2 mid tracks and 2 of their worst
A Plea for Purging Quick Is The Word; Steady Is The Action
wtf this actually kind of good, some dece riffage n a progcore song wtf was not expecting that sounds better than usu mccore somehow. and an 8 bit effect on death wtf is going on
Aaron Shust Love Made a Way
some decent effects and songwriting on this one, belong is the best n has some grip
ABBA Waterloo
some weird ass shit mixed with some classics n generic pop rocks
ABBA ABBA
abba have the weirdest ability to combine good melody n line with utter crap to the point i have a general hate for them yet cant be that mad when actually listening to their music
ABBA Arrival
starts stronger than it finishes
ABBA The Album
one of babee's better bums, chance can fuck off though
Aborted Engineering the Dead
this almost got a 1.5 for the first half being crappy bitch deathgrind but then it got decent in the second and im vibin
AC/DC High Voltage
long way to the top rulz ass and when the bagpipes come in my god, rock singer is dece, TNT is the greatest rock song oat, and it makes me very sad that i end up having to 2.5 its album due to a lackluster everything else, exchanging rocker and the school days cover for little lover and shes got balls was a terrible mistake
AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
title fking ruuuuuuullllzzzzzz, n ofc big BAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS, rocker n problem child get close, rest is a big meh
AC/DC High Voltage (Australia)
ac/dc started their career with a bunch of mids, tho it features their only srs love song in, uh, love song
AC/DC Powerage
yea mild powerage it'll keep you alive if you conserve it but cant do too much with this
AC/DC For Those About To Rock We Salute You
completely generic ac/dc. bonnie was prob plenty involved in bib before he died because this has no real spirit
AC/DC Flick Of The Switch
acey deecy goin ahrd but without any real bangers
AC/DC Power Up
a fair 70s rock album brought up in 2020
AC/DC '74 Jailbreak
title is great, rest is middling rock
AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Australia)
original aus version has a cooler cover with a mid track in rip and the pretty good jailbreak from their ep
Accept Restless and Wild
decently rocky but goes on for too long and no standouts except perhaps princess but even then its too weak
Accept I'm a Rebel
eh just a rock band tryn to be a rock band
Accept Russian Roulette
another mid rock album with no highlights except almost man enough but then wtf way to ruin it with the lyrics
Accept Objection Overruled
yet another mid rock album just accept it, dat solo on this one tho
Accept Blood of the Nations
standard accept album in the 21st century
Accept Rich & Famous
a few decent cept trax
Accept Humanoid
no classics by any means but a fair enough classic 'eavy mrock bum
Acid Bath When the Kite String Pops
the vox suck and rides the metal line but classic sludge album with the creepiest choice of cover highlight in tranquilized
Acid Witch Evil Sound Screamers
look out bois they learned how to use synth keys
Acid Witch Rot Among Us
best album yet with that crystal clear prod n screechy keys, maybe one day they write an album worth spinning every month
Acid Witch Witch House
vox get dangerously close to antii, creepy death doom for sho
Ad Infinitum Chapter III - Downfall
lots of energy but is largely pure pop without anything very engaging, and naturally adding random cacophonic mccore riffs gets a penalty
Adele 21
21 yo adele finding a lot more interesting things to do with her voice, giving some elegance to the pop genre
Adele iTunes Festival: London 2011
quite the funny and down to earth englishwoman but songs still arent as entrancing as theyre meant to be
Adrenalin O.D. Ishtar
adrenalin hangover, the boys went too ahrdcore and only ahd poppunks left in the tank
Aephanemer Memento Mori
mmm but their debut is just average melodeth sadface
Aerosmith Aerosmith
not bad, a fair amount of rocker's spirit
Aerosmith Draw the Line
another actually decent rockin smiff who knew
Aerosmith Vacation Club
alt mixes dont rly change them much, cant find dude dude sadge
Agalloch Faustian Echoes
good white noise anyway
Agalloch Promo 1998
rawer and better versions of the famous lite blafolky metal
Agathodaimon Serpent's Embrace
uhh half decent melolblack half sadboi/grrl indie folk what is going on
Agnostic Front Get Loud!
thrashish groovcore ruined by nude vox
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Honky Reduction
short and to the point wish the tracks went on longer
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agorapocalypse
production too clean for grind, too many cleans, girl cant rly scream, too much 'core in the grindcore
Agoraphobic Nosebleed PCP Torpedo
a more appreciable dmy grind well executed
Ahab The Coral Tombs
sea desert is great but overall too doomy
Ahab The Call of the Wretched Sea
dece fundoom but they let it go on too long without much more interesting. dat sperm tho
Ahab The Boats of the Glen Carrig
better than their last 2 anyway
Air Supply The Whole Thing's Started
pretty chill not bad soft rocks
Air Supply The Best of Air Supply: Ones That You Love
indeed their best
Air Supply Ultimate Air Supply
ultimate agreed
Air Supply Now and Forever
having nights and lonely make this better than most of their albums
Air Supply The Christmas Album
pretty decent for a christmas album
Akercocke Rape of the Bastard Nazerene
aching cock
Akercocke The Goat of Mendes
aching tits
Al-Namrood Diaji Al Joor
first disappointing rood, a lot of meh clean vox and next to no metal
Al-Namrood Worship the Degenerate
decent araby tunes but nothing too promising
Al-Namrood Ana Al Tughian
decent but not amazing araby tunes
Alberich NATO-Uniformen
rly not bad ambelectrix with a military theme, but 4 hrs brah rly?
Alcest Écailles De Lune
needs more metal. gets too drony at times, i want to dream not fall asleep
Alcest Kodama
ah, il y a le metal
Alcest Le Secret (2011 Version)
not as good as orig
Alcest Sapphire (Perturbator Version)
mehcest
Alestorm Black Sails at Midnight
most of the fun of this is ruined by bowes absolutely talentless voice, keelhauled is solid tho
Alestorm Back Through Time
actually impressed with some trv metal bits on this on title and terrorsquid, the power of outsource money bb. still shipwrecked and rum are the only tracks to rly bother with, the rest are about as momentary as the thousands of tiktoks you've watched
Alestorm Curse of the Crystal Coconut
classics tunes like TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST, SHIT BOAT, and PIRATE METAL DRINKING CREW. what's this, some ACTUAL METAL on WOODEN LEG PART 2 (THE WOODENING?) if you don't like this your face is a BAG OF DICKS!! and I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!!
Alestorm Big Ship Little Ship
a fair pirate anthem and an anti drug rapnb cover
Alexisonfire Crisis
not bad for melodic hardcore tbh. still nothing worth listening to regularly
Alexisonfire Australian Weekend
interviews somewhat interesting, acoustics bleh, live tracks pretty good
Alice Cooper Killer
avg rock but far better than the vast, vast majority of shit available at the time, dead babies a dark but very trv eulogy for all the worthless parents out there
Alice Cooper School's Out
silly but adventurous and fun
Alice Cooper Constrictor
average bebop rockz by the coop
Alice Cooper Hey Stoopid
essentially a lazier and considerably less fun trash
Alice Cooper The Eyes Of Alice Cooper
swingin pop rock that wouldnt be too bad if u got stuck with it for a while
Alice Cooper Lace and Whiskey
more love ballady than any of his other albums and better off for it tbh wheres the review ya cunts
Alice Cooper Special Forces
coop heading for that 80s mainstream rock sound that would culminate in trash
Alice Cooper Easy Action
a rockier jam rock and thus far superior to their contemporaries, quite a fan of beautiful flyaway
Alice Cooper Four Tracks From Alice Cooper
dece mid cooprocks
Alice Longyu Gao High Dragon and Universe
hyper pop more like hyper slop, save kanpai which is legit fun
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals
a variety of styles leads this mccore to not being so mccore
Amberian Dawn Darkness Of Eternity
well produced super pop, doesnt cheat you but doesnt give you a good deal either
Amebix Winter
lame moans and groans with an intrusive dwebble de dwebble baseline and left behind riffs
Amebix No Sanctuary
rather boring droner crust
Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall
a highlight in friends of the suncross but aa's debut is actually pretty boring
Amon Amarth Fate of Norns
basically a higher quality version of their late albums save for title and pursuit
Amon Amarth Surtur Rising
Awesome cover art. War 3.5; Tock 2; Destroyer 3.5; Slaves 2; Regrets 2; Frej 1.5; Victory 4; Wrath 2.5; Beast 2.5; Doom 2
Amon Amarth Raven's Flight
mid af modern amon marths but VIKING
Amorphis Tuonela
mid album all the way, cant love it cant hate it
Amorphis Halo
some jams like dark waters and the moon but theyve done much better, too many plain slow sections
Amorphis Queen of Time
mid morphis, lol @ the sax, highlight in mongst stars
Amorphis My Kantele
sum mid instrums n rock songz
Amorphis Vulgar Necrolatry
an alright cover and a mid dm original
Anal Cunt 40 More Reasons To Hate Us
better than butt destroyer
Anata The Conductor's Departure
better than most techdeath. i like more than a few of their diddlies, and great juggs is pretty fun
Anata The Infernal Depths of Hatred
decent techdeath with a lot more thought than usual put into its composition
Andavald Undir Skyggðarhaldi
one of those dreamy modern bms. glad its so short i was bored
Angel Witch Screamin' and Bleedin'
a step down from debut i understand why it has no review
Ankhara Premonición
maiden/priest but in spanish, better than both tbh
Ankhara Sombras del Pasado
theres no denying that this band sucks, some of the worst pm ever made. however they are earnest, and certainly put the most effort they ever have onto this bum. and thus a well earned 2.5 for their excellent use of classic rock keys n strums
Annihilator Never, Neverland
in canada we may not have the best thrash but we do have KRAF DINNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Antestor The Return of the Black Death
their worst album with no connection to their epic debut, mid bm that sounds like they ran out of ideas
Anthrax Volume 8: The Threat Is Real
out of the big 4 anthrax are surely the only ones who knew how to party. this album suffers from too much filler syndrome and would score higher if they'd tightened it a bit
Anthrax We've Come for You All
goddam idk what to rate this. pretty chill rocks songs without anything irritating i guess. some punk vibes
Anthrax I'm the Man
decent ep, i am the law is beast, crowd interaction on mosh is lolz
Anthrax Penikufesin
another decent ep, french antisocial is lolz wish the chorus was too
Anthrax Anthems
mid covers and a bleh track
Anti-Flag For Blood and Empire
rly just has id tell n press corpse, gets decently thrashy at points tho
Anti-Flag A New Kind of Army
dece pocks with vox so whiny they sometimes sound like an unintelligible baby
Apocalyptica Plays Metallica by Four Cellos
cant tell if cellos make metallica worse or better
Apocalyptica Cult
first half is pretty damn dull and hardly cello-y but it picks up slightly with some dece cello instrums
Arachnid (MAL) Weaving the Web
better quality than their full length anyway, love the lofi drums
Arcade Fire Funeral
decent here and there but nothing too exciting
Arch Enemy Burning Bridges
a decent album largely brought down by liiva being a meh singer and amott's typical hashed doodlies
Arch Enemy Black Earth
not a bad debut but they hardly touch the essence of their fellow mdmers. maiden covers pretty plain
Arch Enemy The Root of All Evil
as rerecordings in 2009 they naturally sound better, tho the difference between gossow and liiva is minimal since they both sucked at singing anyway. nevertheless immortal sounds decent, and dead inside and silverwing have quite the facelift
Arch Enemy Khaos Legions
more decentish riffs than not. yesterday to black flags is listenable, raven isnt bad, and neither is vengeance. the filler shit isnt as badly filler tho the guitar tone is off putting
Arch Enemy Covered In Blood
not even that bad tbh, tho thats more owing to the nature of the songs themselves. actually quite like zoo and more or less wings. 3 vox on 1 album, but liiva is esp bad in his covers obv he dgaf
Arch Enemy Dead Eyes See No Future
again some of their more decent songs followed by crappy covers
Arch Enemy Demo 1996
when the band still had some semblance of dignity
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
hippie billy talent
Ariana Grande My Everything
actually somewhat impressed. production is excellent, flow is good, guest artists are losers and completely ruin their respective tracks, but be my baby is a real song, surely her best
Ariana Grande Eternal Sunshine
her absurd justifications and the bullshit story he was having orgies behind my back aside this is a very well produced and complementary popnb album proving she'll go ahead and ride whoevers dick she wants whether its spongebob, patrick, squidward or even mr krabs. too bad thats all she stands for
As I Lay Dying The Powerless Rise
a bit heavier, almost metal album with tons of groped meh to dece mdm riffs tho never letting go of the mccore ball n chain. without conclusion is fun if completely paradoxical, n parallels is prob the best track of their career with the chorus reminding me so much of ian d'sa
As I Lay Dying Awakened
damn, roidcore be boppin
As I Lay Dying Decas
mid news, some not so bad covers, n some silly silly techno remixes
Assuck Necrosalvation
not bad deathgrind, but sucking ass must be all you can do in bed when u barely last 5 mins
At the Gates To Drink from the Night Itself
yet another good album ruined by lindberg
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
atg try real hard here but lindberg's high pitched whiny scream almost 'core vocals are annoying af and take away from the otherwise decent music, though even then it'd only be worth a 3
At the Gates The Mirror Black
decent hazy meloldeafs
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
some good shit but far from the unquestionable presence of dm everyone n their mama considers it
Atlas Pain Tales of a Pathfinder
off brand sabby, equi n siffy all n one
Attack Attack! If Guns Are Outlawed, Can We Use Swords?
mccore made somewhat interesting
August Burns Red Rescue & Restore
its not rly better than any of their other albums but theres enough enjoyable guitar leads and non mccore effects that im just gonna go ahead n give em a C- for once
August Burns Red Sleddin' Hill
unironically better than most of their bums
August Burns Red August Burns Red
huh raw mccore, not actually that bad, more ahrd
August Burns Red Phantom Sessions
band not half bad when fukcn around
August Burns Red Winter Wilderness
once again the band sounds so much better when messing around
Autechre Amber
decent lectro asmr with some harder pangs but always smooth
Autechre elseq 4
autechre puts on some spicier lingerie
Autechre elseq 5
pendulu to spaces is vanilla intercourse but freulaeux is a nice pounding and oneum is oxytocin induced dream
Autopsy Shitfun
fun shit agreed
Autopsy Skull Grinder
mid dm not serving much more than a fairly length ep
Avantasia The Metal Opera
not bad but they never go for the clincher
Avantasia Angel of Babylon
some good tracks like love n death but ultimately mid af
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold
a7x best album. decentish to decent ahrd rock w afterlife almost listenable. piece of heaven can go to hell
Avril Lavigne Walmart Soundcheck
walmart production sucks out the soul
Avril Lavigne Avril Live: Acoustic
sk8er boi is pretty gutted but the rest sound pretty good
Avril Lavigne Spotify
decent punkpopper n adele cover
Avril Lavigne My World
mellower lives and a metallica cover lmao
Azarath Praise the Beast
slightly better just for sounding more like behemoth
BABYMETAL Metal Resistance
more streamlined and thus less charming than debut, yet is overall better due to more effort and more herman li. amore is a pure win track
BABYMETAL Metal Galaxy
bbmetl once again hashing up a few jams while shoehorning a ton of pop filler
BABYMETAL BABYMETAL - Headbangeeeeerrrrr!!!
decently fun lectrypizzas
Bad Brains Bad Brains
so much worse than their demo. less wild even if the vox arent as conflicting, prod isnt as popping, random reggae bits that do nothing
Bad Religion Bad Religion
general punk with super whiny vox
Bad Religion Suffer
dece late 80s poppunks, make 26 mins feel like 45 tho
Bad Religion Generator
a preachier more consistent green day
Bal-Sagoth A Black Moon Broods Over Lemuria
saggybals started more dmy and not very good
Barathrum Eerie
weird ass album, a lot of doom n literal whining, nothing too interesting save nocturnal dance a simple but fun jam
Barathrum From Black Flames to Witchcraft
buncha lofi randomness by the barry boys
Barathrum Soaring Up from Hell
yet another bland blackdoom demo by barry
Barbra Streisand The Second Barbra Streisand Album
the musical spirit of the early 60s encapsulated in its first lady
Bare Infinity The Passage
first three tracks are interchangeable symph bleh, last couple are pretty nice
Be'lakor The Frail Tide
a slower and less ambitious omnium with pointless piano bits
Be'lakor Vessels
some good stuff on this but for the most part still the same wannabe doomy omnium
Beach House Bloom
great instrums largely ruined by drawling contralto vox, new year is almost good
Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill
so classic, so silly
Before The Dawn My Darkness
industrial wannabe insomnium its just meh
Behemoth I Loved You at Your Darkest
man this was disappointing. these guys losing their dynamo in middle age too
Behemoth The Apostasy
this one's a snoozer bros, not much else to say
Behemoth A Forest
cure covers are dumb actual songs dope hoping for something good
Behemoth Xiadz
neither here nor there is ehh
Behemoth Endless Damnation
to make metal at 15 is an accomplishment, even if its only mid
Behemoth The Return of the Northern Moon
and this one sounds like every other bm demo/debut ever, but done at 16 is impressive
Behemoth ....From the Pagan Vastlands
solidish bm with typical behemoth effects
Behemoth Opvs Contra Natvram
bout half n half between good-greats n blehs, quite a bit of silliness
Belphegor The Last Supper
a sad excuse for a black/death debut
Belphegor Totenritual
pizza black go brrrrrrrrr
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
bizarre choice for a band obviously capable of producing metal to remain mired in suck instead, harsh vox sound like a mccored petri lindroos, their best most metallic mcsmoothie yet
Beyonce I Am... Sasha Fierce
by far beyonces best release, more consistent quality and generally to the heart than the skin or genitals
Beyonce Cowboy Carter
this is about as country as your favourite derpcore is death metal ie the thinnest slapstick veneer, but nevertheless having actual instrumental backings instead of banal rnb beats and hearing her really belt her voice make this easily the best beyonce album, if only she had always done cowgirl. miley cyrus sounds like a 50 yo pack a day since she was 12
Billie Holiday Lady Day: The Best of Billie Holiday
i dont love her n i dont hate her, it is billie holiday
Billy Talent Dudebox
yea this is a sound that could have only happened in mid 90s canada. every track feels like a theme song for one of ytv's teen sitcom shows (checkout radioactive it was the shit)
Billy Talent Try Honesty
lesser versions of songs on debut + otherwise unreleased beach balls which is equally meh
Billy Talent Watoosh!
a worse version of one of their st, without much magic
Black Flag Jealous Again
sum more slightly less mild punks
Black Flag Nervous Breakdown
slightly stronger but still regular punk
Black Flag TV Party
lower, sloggier getting bored energy, title is lolz
Black Flag Slip It In
heheheh
Black Fucking Cancer Black Fucking Cancer
some of that awkward middling modern bm that isnt rly bm but they copy the general patterns so ppl still call it bm, it only rly gets pts for being heavy tbh
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
metal n rock n alt effects unite to bloody bloody the sabbath and not for any great reason
Black Sabbath Mob Rules
dio is just a rock singer here, a few metal tracks in night, cross n world but this album is just a faint shadow
Black Sabbath Born Again
not bad for a metallic rock album but sabbath keep being reborn too many times
Black Tide Light From Above
sounds like a boyband trying to be metal n succeeding somewhat. unfortunately also some mccore influence and emo nude rock bvb type shit
Blasphemophagher ...For Chaos, Obscurity and Desolation...
a disappointing album after an amazing debut, they just brute force it here
Blind Guardian A Night at the Opera
so spells the beginning of the end, where the guardian became blind in heart as well as sight. if i was the drummer i'd quit too
Blind Guardian Another Stranger Me
first 2 tracks are pretty decent modern bg, but dream n the demos are bleh
blink-182 Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
high school tunes for high school teens
blink-182 California
a decent we're too old for this poppunker without any grippers. am disappoint it was not actually a bohemian rhapsody cover
Bloodhound Gang Hooray For Boobies
legit produced poppunk nude muddle n various other genre clips including a bell tolls reference loltracks about all kinds of VAGINA HOOOORAAAY FOR BOOOOOOOBIIIIEEEEEESSSS
Bloodstone (SWE) Hour of the Gate 1995
overly rushed trying to be ahrd melodeth w little barky vox
Bloodstone (SWE) Hour of the Gate
a compilation with 2 different flavours, on one hand overly rushed trying to be ahrd melodeth w little barky vox, on the other what atg wished they were capable of
Blue Heron (MA) Ockeghem: Complete Songs Volume 1
the usual soporific lethargy of medieval choral music sung in middle french leaving no doubt as to why no one had bothered to record a collection in 40 years and the medieval church's demise
Blue Oyster Cult Spectres
a middling but not wholly unappealing blastoise
Blut Aus Nord Memoria Vetusta II - Dialogue With The Stars
drony prog with bm elements i hate it
Bobby Vinton A Very Merry Christmas
bobby making your christmas cliches a little less cliche
Bobby Vinton Mr. Lonely
has that lonely song that plays in every instance ever. nothing worth listening to in real time
Bolt Thrower War Master
has a hard time deciding whether it wants to be basic bitch dm or pretty good dm
Bolt Thrower Honour - Valour - Pride
the midiest dm that ever midded
Bolt Thrower ...For Victory
bt being mid af once again
Bolt Thrower Spearhead
overall slow ep needs mor grwaaaaaaaaa
Bon Jovi This House Is Not for Sale
not that bad tbh. can get into title 2, ghost, n coaster, overtoned riffs thruout are nice
Bon Jovi Lost Highway
actually has some 80s like bangers in any day n strangers, best since faith
Bon Jovi Keep The Faith
i believe followed by a long string of almosts and so closes
Borknagar Urd
more of the same folkoustic leaning with some meloblack but also frostrite and winter eclipse are pretty good
Borknagar Winter Thrice
ok fucking amorphis
Borknagar Fall
like certain morphy albums goes way too heavy on the thin folky prog sections more trv plz still a highlight in the epic summits
Born of Osiris A Higher Place
a bit more metal than the usual prog n mccore mess makes this ever so slightly better than their contemporaries
Botch American Nervoso
a lot of people consider metal to be 'just noise'. on the contrary metal is harsh sound tempered and disciplined a plethora of useful forms. this on the other hand, this is just noise, the musical equivalent of children throwing a tantrum
Bowling for Soup Let's Do It For Johnny!
they finally get a little umph into their songs
Bowling for Soup Fishin' For Woos
an actually decent album. prob bc its a tolerable length
Bowling for Soup Tell Me When to Whoa
pretty good prod early soup
Bowling for Soup My Wena
best video about a dachshund ever
Brad Mehldau Songs: The Art of the Trio Volume Three
rather soft jazzers, chill background music cant complain cant sustain
Brandy Christmas With Brandy
note to all other rnb artists - just putting the word christmas into a song does not de facto make it christmas music. otherwise decent christmas bum, highlight in christmas everyday
Britney Spears Oops!...I Did It Again
it's not that bad tbh. title is a banger that deservedly has taken over every radio station for the past 20 years, and most other songs have a poppy poignancy that betrays the general stereotype. britney herself is only moderately talented in the singing department but certainly a popstar. lucky is win
Britney Spears Britney Jean
a more mature foray into her typical sweet but sexy with a highlight in perfume
Brujeria Viva Presidente Trump!
lolz
Brymir Voices in the Sky
siffy sounds horrible with alissa white gluz vox, still highlight in seeds of downfall
Bullet for My Valentine Fever
just goes to show get rid of the mccore=better. melodic emo rock that isnt even that bad, some choruses like on betrayal n memories even verge on good
Burzum Hlidskjalf
a lute playing troubadour walking through a crystal cave
Burzum Sol austan, Mani vestan
winter in the dwarven kingdom when the grand forges are left to hibernate and only maintenance smithing is employed
Burzum Demo I
nice beats varg
Burzum Forgotten Realms
realm of buruznumum
Butthole Surfers Independent Worm Saloon
sum riffs but nothing too absorbing, random industrial and a country strum, a stoner closer, silliness without aim
Candlemass Chapter VI
every good cookie has to crumble, quite a misstep
Candlemass King of the Grey Islands
best album in a long time messiah or not, but nothing too great
Candlemass Lucifer Rising
rerecording of demons gate is great and holy balls do they sound better live but whats with constantly reminding ppl of someones death followed by are they feeling better after u keep telling them hes dead?
Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth
i've always wondered: how does the baby still have all it's flesh while the mother is almost a complete skeleton? it still has it's umbilical cord and everything. do the zombies wait until it's mother is completely defleshed before working on the baby? is the zombie on the left just cooing at it, imagining the best way to murder it while the one on the right completes the job on the mom? srs questions i need answers. anyway cc are the epitome of a band doing everything technically right in a genre yet depriving it of any soul
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
some cc classics along with a bunch of their usual bleh dm
Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding
mid decent corpse dm but they stick to the signature flat monotonous sound
Cannibal Corpse Torture
demented aggression is some nice thrashy shit. the best album overall they've done since bleeding
Cannibal Corpse Violence Unimagined
love the poppy grooves on surround kill devour, damn its my favourite cc song now, the modern dm relentless thrust on overtorture is addictive too
Carach Angren Ethereal Veiled Existence
quite the mess of random instrumentation and trite symphonic tropes
Carathis The Haunting of Sablewood
quite a drop in quality with lame riffs and minimal effort
Carcass Swansong
carcass, largely due to a lack of amott's influence and from hearing their gothenburg rivals, finally realize what mdm is all about. unfortunately it still sucks
Carcass Symphonies of Sickness
grindy death metal, not bad
Carnifex Necromanteum
better than most derpcore anyway, infinite night terror the best track
Carrie Underwood Play On
decent popcunts with better overall quality than her previous two albums
Carrie Underwood Storyteller
carries thusmost consistent and coherent album yet, highlights in church bells and relapse
Casting Crowns Lifesong
actually has quite a few legit hooks gj ccm, highlight in set me free
Casting Crowns Casting Crowns
some surprisingly good riffs on this. their message comes first as it often doesnt go with the muz at all but now again its like damn they got someone who knows a bit what theyre doin esp in american dream
Catamenia VIII - The Time Unchained
yeah theyre on their way out, lazy songs, lazy art, alt rock excuses everywhere
Cavalera Conspiracy Morbid Visions
mid dm covers be middin
Cemetary Godless Beauty
early and very mid melolblack release until sunrise
Cenotaph (MX) Riding Our Black Oceans
more bashing than thrashing, just some hereyago dm
Cenotaph (MX) Epic Rites: 9 Epic Tales & Death Rites
an early dt/if clone not much better in quality
Cerebral Rot Odious Descent Into Decay
a bit groovier than their sophy so +.5
Ceremonium Into The Autumn Shade
some rather mid deathdoom with random bathory synths. definitely makes 34 mins feel longer
Chelsea Wolfe She Reaches Out to She Reaches Out to She
emo girl goes 'eavy dust
Chris Maragoth Burning June
rating based in addition to his other singles in entrance, hoping for salvation, and behind this door. entrance is pretty win if short and stopping unnecessarily abruptly, motherfucker cant sing on the other tracks tho and should stick to his piano bits, voice makes him sound like the loser weeb he appears to be
Chris Maragoth Lost and Separated
chris weebagoth is the epitome of total shit vocals completely obliterating otherwise decent tunes on the first 2 tracks, shattered an instr but not as interesting, without you thank god has female guest vox
Cinderella Heartbreak Station
lesser wasps with some random bad country tracks
Cinderella Still Climbing
some of that fairy tale magic back but nothing lasting past midnight
Circle Jerks Group Sex
a great hardcore orgy
City and Colour Bring Me Your Love
damn i actually vibed to this shitty cover art and all
City and Colour The Hurry and the Harm
higher quality melancholies on the outside with a randomly happy centre filling
Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas
electro dreamy abba with lyrics in simlish, not bad
Cocteau Twins Treasure
each track is largely a looped phrase with gibberish singing on top and for the first half isnt much more than a silly gimmick but amelia onwards becomes a more skillful and pleasant hypnotism
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
grindy riffs n bambams mixed with usual punkcore make this sound like a kid trying out his first drum set
Convulsing Perdurance
the same process mcdonalds uses to make chicken nuggets but with scraps of bm and dm
Cradle of Filth Damnation and a Day
too much work went into this mid album. highlight in mannequin but this wasnt really worth it effort or listening wise
Cradle of Filth Godspeed on the Devil's Thunder
cradle losing their creative touch. death of love is an amazing track, especially with the addition of the lovely female vox by the mysterious carolyn gretton, and 13th caesar is pretty good despite gilles being no where near a caesar, but then its an hour of very mid tracks with cringe narration bits
Cradle of Filth Hammer of the Witches
the flatest cradle, only yours immortally can be considered worthwhile, everything else is just a competent motionsgoing that acts like its going to go somewhere and then just doesnt
Cradle of Filth Orgiastic Pleasures Foul [Demo]
silly vox but alright riffs
Cradle of Filth Total Fucking Darkness [Demo]
first half is absolute trash but then they delve into sthg resembling a harsh cof
Craft Total Soul Rape
total pizza black
Cream Fresh Cream
a fairly virile ejaculation
Crimson Thorn Dissection
garage deathdoom. its not very good
Crush Evil The Defeat of Satan
rly primitive version of antestor
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh
the shitty production and generally more traditional dm song structures and vocals make this the top of cryptopsy's entire discography
Cryptopsy The Book of Suffering - Tome II
theres some more of the typical cryptopsy
Crystal Viper Possession
this one's a bit slow but has some male guest vocals
Crystal Viper Metal Nation
legions of truth is cool, especially when she goes soprano, and gladiator and the bonus libertalia aren't bad, but run of the mill pm with some ensiferum vibes for the most part
Dakrua Inner Wastelands
amateur gothicky doomz
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain
ah i dont hate it. harder than any mccore bc the pop punk can sometimes be matched neatly to the hc, got those piercing melodies that almost verge on metal, still nothing mind blowing but i dont hate it
Dark Princess The World I've Lost
all things considered in the middle between modest highs and poppy flops
Dark Princess Phoenix
moderately good goths, yet too many tracks
Dark Sarah The Puzzle
a rly mid effort that does have some nice effects now and again but is largely amateur look at me shit
Dark Sarah Grim
the chosen one is great but the rest is so horribly generic, often terrible lyrics, the guitars and drums merely existing. some classic crescendoes and symph pop drops but theyre ruined by the general lack of imagination
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
nothing 2.5; lesser 2.5; terminus 3; blind 2.5; icipher 3; storm 2; empty 2.5; misery's 3.5; focus 2.5; mundane 2
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void
shadow 3.5; dream 3; fatalist 4; absence 2.5; grandest 2; ignition 2; silent 1.5 creepy; arkh 2.5; void 2.5; surface 2.5; iridium 3 about 2 mins too long, often sound overproduced and unnecessarily thick
Dark Tranquillity Haven
wonders 3; built 3; suns 2; feast 2; title 2.5; same 3; fabric 3.5; drama 3; rundown 3; emptier 2.5; words 2.5; sight 1; misery 2; corner 2.5
Dark Tranquillity The Mind's I
is decent but still trying to figure themselves out, complete with poor female vox
Dark Tranquillity Zero Distance
bit too twinkly on this one
Dark Tranquillity Lost to Apathy
pretty solid ep, title is win
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery
punish 3.5/5; silence 1.5/5; eden 3/5; dividing 3/5; title 1.5/5 girl still can't sing; brooding 1.5/5; midway 2/5; lethe 3.5/5; emptiness 2.5/5; mine 1.5/5; melancholy 2/5 isnt rly the great innovator of mdm everyone pretends it is
Darkthrone A New Dimension
nice jam session
Darkthrone Ravishing Grimness
another average album by the greatest conformers in bm
Darkthrone Hate Them
better than everything since total death yet still not above average
Darkthrone Plaguewielder
starts good but then they begin rawdoggin it and it just becomes meh
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon
all out of soulside leftovers for filler so now on to generic blackenized hc riffs along with bm taken straight from immortal
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
pantera and darkthrone: what do they have in common? both bands ripped off other bands and completely changed sound because they were mediocre in their initial genres. thus results a bm debut tampered with trying to get into the genre too quickly, recycling unused newly blackenized dm riffs from their previous album for filler purposes and catapulting themselves into tying with burzum for the first norwegian bm lp by already having the advantage of a record deal and studio time. to make matters worse not only did they steal the sound of their fellow norwegians but they didnt even make it good! bm just as mediocre as their dm was. all at once a superficially bm album but lacking the trv soul
Darkthrone The Cult Is Alive
and then they started the self paradizing. didnt even spell kvlt right smh
Dead (USA-FL) Dead Demo
only thing great about this is the lady vox
Dead Congregation Sombre Doom
redemptive is an almost funeral dragger, winds bane is a dece modern deafdoom
Dead Congregation Graves of the Archangels
mid modern prodded occasionally doomy dm
Dead Kennedys Plastic Surgery Disasters
high energy hermamaderpins ayuh a huhuhuhuh yanuyanuh yahayahah SHOVE IT UP YO ASS
Deafheaven New Bermuda
sequel to sunbather nothing too interesting. slightly elevated generic bm core taken down by banal acoustic and piano sections that do nothing but waste ur time. tracks need heavy editing to be made properly listenable. ghost bath completely destroys them
Deals Death Internal Demons
siffy without the folk
Deals Death Point Zero Solution
mid mdm thats pleasant enough but never rly lets it rip
Death Back from the Dead
makes big boombooms but quality is lackluster
Decapitated Organic Hallucinosis
groovy machine gun dm that doesnt rly go anywhere
Deep Purple Shades of Deep Purple
chill jam rocks with nascent but in no way pursued metallic elements and a much more justifiable version of help
Deep Purple The House of Blue Light
best purple up to this point. tight songwriting, good use of keys, not a bad track, listenable butt rock
Deep Purple Purpendicular
best purp along house exchanging the usual jam rock for smooth melodies n down to earth rhythms
Deep Purple Abandon
nah bros this is just about as good as dicular, highlights in fule n fingers to the bone
Deep Purple The Battle Rages On...
among the deep's best, highlight in anya
Def Leppard On Through the Night
mid album with nothing that great
Def Leppard High 'N' Dry
another album indistinguishable mid rocks save heartbreak but even then its not by much
Def Leppard Epic Leppard
chill soft rocks
Defacing God The Resurrection of Lilith
basically a symphonic bdm which unfortunately means a lot of mccore influence but its not all bad
Defeated Sanity Passages Into Deformity
a slightly less boring foray into the not very difficult to defeat sanity
Deftones 1992 Demo
we got riffs but those cringe vox ruin the good
Deicide In Torment in Hell
just some plain boring dm that isnt quite baseless
Delain Apocalypse & Chill
i know what youre thinking, and yes everything from the cover, to the lyrics, to the music itself is very silly. but also kind of fun, esp that hook in everything o yeah
Delain Dark Waters
top heavy bum, slaps tracks 1-4 then peters and dies out
Demi Lovato Don't Forget
great energy in the first half but it dies out
Demi Lovato Here We Go Again
actually has some decent bangers
Demi Lovato Confident
girl powerpop arias galore
Demilich The Four Instructive Tales... of Decomposition
gud dm ruined by lolvox
Demon Bitch Hellfriends
improves upon their ep to the point its listenable anyway
Demon Hunter Songs of Death and Resurrection
a lot of these acoustic versions sound better than the originals
Der Weg Einer Freiheit Finisterre
yet another unimpressive middling modern bm effort
Der Weg Einer Freiheit Stellar
i guess their debut was just a fluke. verbund is a jam but the rest is standard atmo black with agalloch influences
Dethklok Dethalbum IV
bloodbath is a legit mdm track but the rest is the usual lulzmetul
Dickkicker Somniloquent
dece hardcore with some random doom
Dietrich Buxtehude Membra Jesu Nostri, BuxWV 75
extremely boring cantatas, only the sonatas are worth listening to
Dimmu Borgir In Sorte Diaboli
commerciality complete: completely intelligible vox, lame cleans, concept album, crystal clear production. the tracks are decently composed anyway
Dimmu Borgir Legacy Magazine Sampler
orchestrals are just as bad as "metal" versions, dp cover is lolwat, actual tracks ok, puritania was already silly but seeing them live with a full orchestra what is the orchestra even doing everything else takes over
Dio Sacred Heart
inoffensive dio metal, highlight in rock n roll children
Dio The Last in Line
decent rocky metals with a wonderful highlight in speed at night
Discharge The More I See
more pop punks
Discharge The Price of Silence / Born to Die in the Gutter
even lighter shit, 80s pop punk
Discharge Warning: Her Majesty's Government Can Seriously Damage Your Health
lighter punk foreshadowing their glam days
Discharge 1977 Demo
a couple of cronos' aaaaarooooooggghhhs on here lmao but otherwise typical 70s punk
Discharge Early Demo's
the extra tracks from the unreleased 4 song demo are of lesser quality, not as boppin
Dismember Massive Killing Capacity
ok entombed
Dismember Where Ironcrosses Grow
rather shitty death metal lite
Dismember Death Metal
not death metal
Dismember Casket Garden
massive killing capacity era dismember bleh
Dissection Reinkaos
just middling mdm. if nodtveidt was a trv satanist and killed himself on his own terms after releasing the legendary somberlain and storm he would have just let wherever the idea for this came from die with him
Dissection Into Infinite Obscurity
more blacky n diss style but not quite up there until somberlain demo
Disturbed Indestructible
disturbed got occasional jams, best tracks the night n enough
Disturbed The Sickness
got that young band energy, makes everything decently fun for a spin but nothing playlist worthy no matter how many oo ah ah ah ahs have spewed from lips in the past 2 decades
Disturbed Immortalized
they legit try to metal on a few tracks but default to the usual halt rock with the sound of silence cover pretty good
Dodheimsgard Monumental Possession
poseur black naturally leading into what they would become
Draconian Arcane Rain Fell
very mid often cringe doomy goth
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown
epic minute long solos dont save this from being largely mediocre
Dragonland The Power of the Nightstar
kid: mom can we have dragonforce? mom: we have dragonforce at home. dragonforce at home:
Dragonland Under the Grey Banner
more meh goods with an atrocity in title
Dream Evil Dragon Slayer
very mid powery heaves
Drive Like Jehu Yank Crime
punk n noise gud, prog bad
Drowning Pool Full Circle
sum energetic ahrd alt rocks but nothing trvly spirited
Drowning Pool Desensitized
fake bikini bitch tits music agreed
Drudkh All Belong To The Night
starts good but soon filters out into avg modern bm with thurios providing some of the weakest vox ever
Drudkh Microcosmos
a veritably drony drudkh not achieving more than the basic bm accredits
Drudkh Handful of Stars
a bit more magical than last few releases with a highlight in cholodni krayevidi but ultimately plain drudkh
Dua Lipa Future Nostalgia
a more energetic and less gross ariana
Duran Duran Duran Duran
new wave new wavin. flock is better
Eagles Desperado
much better song writing but not quite soul grasping
Echo Collective The See Within
a couple good pieces but ultimately your avg film score pretending to be more
Ed Sheeran x
ed she is a ratty bastard in a lot of ways but occasionally he produces something well above his contempories, in this case one, nina, and bloodstream, rest is either filler or not quite there bringing this down a lot
Ed Sheeran ÷
typical pop album with its hits taken down by filler. best moments on dive and happier with perfect being a near perfect composition, love that song
Ed Sheeran =
another album of poppy thrushes and duds
Ed Sheeran Deezer Session
songs actually a nice big sound, though he's definitely over the anger that created don't
Edenbridge Myearthdream
their first mid af. only big moments in paramount
Edenbridge Shangri-La
has some bangers in call of eden n hall of shame but otherwise motionsgoing blehs
Edenbridge Dynamind
this one ends up being quite the slog. highlights in live and let go and on the other side for the most part
Edenbridge The Great Momentum
another mid bridge. shiantara is the funnest track
Edge Of Paradise Universe
an awkward and quite cringe at moments mrock album with some dusties sprinkled throughout, but also not technically that bad. still the only standout track is burn the sun, an instrumental where they actually play their instruments and the rock princess vox dont hold them back (tho i still wish it was a complete ensemble, its further awkward that the only actually good track doesnt have at least some passable vocal lines)
Einherjer Odin Owns Ye All
3rd rate bathory that gets slightly better in the 2nd half
Einherjer Dragons of the North
rly bad but not offensively bad bathory metal, twinklies on slaget kind of fun tho
Eluveitie Evocation II: Pantheon
epona, nantosvelta, and lugus are the stars here, sounds so thick u barely notice there isnt any electricity running through them, but the rest is just a similar to evoc i hodgepodge of random folk diddlies that dont rly do anything but give the new lineup some practice working together
Eluveitie Divico
a mild offcut lost to time
Elvis Presley Elvis (The Fool)
fool is great rest is mid
Ensemble Desiderium A Hymn to the Land (demo 2021)
an alright folk hymn without anything too bombastic
Ensemble Desiderium Weeping in the Woods (demo 2021)
as it says on the jewel case but the weeping is mournfulish aaaahhsss
Ensiferum Tale of Revenge
certainly a couple of the mid offerings released off iron
Ensiferum Unsung Heroes
a lot better than i remember. the suck is still suck but burning leaves, retribution, and pohjola bring it up big time
Ensiferum From Afar
petri era siffy goes over the top with bombastic synth effects and forget theyre a band not a b fantasy film company. still title is tolerable, tavern is classic siffy fun, and ruins is a trv gem like wanderer. but then u have long ass bores like the interlude in stone cold (otherwise quite good) and the pointless heathen throne doublet
Ensiferum One Man Army
axe of judgement is the only decent/good track. and then just filler, all filler, nothing but le filler until maiden of the north raising it to 2.5 just for that. bonus warmetal not bad
Enslaved Utgard
p much just avg black folk at this point
Enslaved Caravans to the Outer Worlds
mid amorphis i mean enslaved ep
Enslaved Mardraum - Beyond the Within
take out the prog n this would be a good black thrash album, stjerneheimen is a jam
Enslaved Isa
modern bm riffs with prog sections that arent actually all that proggy and sometimes even add to the structure but inevitably results in a giant meh
Enslaved The Sleeping Gods
mid bm/prog shit as usual
Enslaved Thorn
more poseur kvlt gazy shit, does flutey keys doe
Enslaved Nema
rather bad quality and boring in the first half but picks up in the 2nd
Entombed Hollowman
too much rock
Entombed When in Sodom
a mid ep tilting on gross, meh, n fucking weird
Epica This is the Time
i mean not much of a rework, boring ass title track followed by some of their easy bests unnoticably different
Epica We Will Take You With Us
pretty much just poorer recordings of their debut, save a highlight in a simonized memory. sexy come hither tho
Epica Consign to Oblivion
the midest epica ever, like they were so surprised phantom agony worked out they just hashed this together. nothing is horribly bad, but nothing truly epic either, but a highlight in quietus with most of black inf n title pretty good
Equilibrium Renegades
title is technometal but i like it so a 4 to that; tornado 2.5 who is this cleans guy; himmel ENDLICH EIN WENIG DEUTSCHS! ES KNALLT 4; destiny mr quest seeker ruins this shit and wtf rappers brah?? 2.5; moonlight jesus fuck the worst thing that has this name on it omfg 1.5; kawawawa filler track with more bad singing and cultural appropriation 1.5; johnny b what. the. act. ual. fuck. any. thing. but. this. come. the. fuck. on. motherfuckers.1.; final tear fuck the fucking fucking fuck off with fucking thunberg 2 ignoring that little government pawn ffs go woke go broke u fucking retards; hype train actually slaps julie elven has a sexy voice 3.5; phoenix as it is 2
Eternal Champion Ravening Iron
a more banal version of their debut, 80s heavy with ghost vox. nekkid wahmen tho
Eternal Drak Drak Metal
joke band but has a cover of in league with satan
Europe Wings of Tomorrow
fun enough rock songs but nothing that rly bangs
Every Little Thing Many Pieces
grip is the best anime song ever, n ambivalence isnt bad
Exhorder The Law
pantera if they were actually metal and recruited hetfield for vox. still sucks
Exhumed Anatomy Is Destiny
much better than their previous 2 abominations but also merely mid deathrash
Exodus Tempo of the Damned
acdc gone thrash. shroud ov piss n seal of fist are the best tracks
Exodus Blood In, Blood Out
old time thrashers getn old, addin shit that shouldnt be in thrash to try to stay relevant
Exodus Die by His Hand
a rly crappy buttrockicka cover followed by a meh trash song
Extol Burial
if they'd only left the prog out this would be pretty good
Extol Undeceived
prog ruins everything once again. at least inferno is solid
Eye of Melian Everstrong
title n closer arent that great, middles are dece
Fairyland Of Wars in Osyrhia
first half is basic n boring picks up in 2nd highlight in fellowship
Fela Kuti Zombie
title is a happy dancy jungly jazzer, the two tracks that follow less and less so, while mistake live brings it up again a bit but not much
Firelink The Inveterate Fire
like the game rather tedious with a lot of roll spam rather than fighting
Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist
another of those rock based nude muddly bands, singles under and coming down are the only standouts here
Five Finger Death Punch AfterLife
middle is absolute shit but the beginning is a party and they tie up the bs in the end fuck all y'all troll ratings
Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 2
generally decent tunes with battle born almost keepable
Fleetwood Mac Mr. Wonderful
chill typical blue rocks not much else goin on
Fleetwood Mac Rumours
chain is the only track i can listen to in real time
Flyleaf Much Like Falling
1st 2 tracks suck, tina goes ahrd, justice goes decently ahrd
Foreigner 4
got juke, break, girlish and finally dont let go, rest are dece to duds
From Autumn to Ashes Holding A Wolf By The Ears
a mix of mccrap n pop punk makes this much better than most mccrap
Frosttide Decedents
tranquill is good but the rest are the same mid-avg amateur siffy mdm
Frozen Land Out of the Dark
a decidedly mid pm album. cool art, kings a bitch and white lightning are the best tracks, techno bullshit on the last 2 tracks makes them nearly intolerable
Frozen Land Señorita
the video made me give .5 more than it deserves
Frozen Shield Ínia
a more synthy/symphonic ensiferum clone, only standout track is warrior woman
Galneryus 絆 - Fist of the Blue Sky
a massive step down for the ryus. songs suddenly simple with weak hooks
Gates of Ishtar A Bloodred Path
mid mdm in vein of atg but also better
Gehenna Adimiron Black
gehenna beating mayhem to the punch for a cleansed prog bm lp what a waste this 36 min album feels like 2 hrs
George Frideric Handel Solomon HWV 67 Act 2
quite a bit more active than act 1 but nothing spectacular
George Frideric Handel Solomon HWV 67 Act 3
a bit more pompous than act 2 but ultimately only the famous arrival of sheba is worth it
Ghost (SWE) Impera
decent tunes overall but nothing packs a real punch
Ghost (SWE) He Is
he is
Ghost (SWE) If You Have Ghost
typical ghost fare, circus novelty on haze is fun
Ghost Bath Self Loather
this bath isnt even moist
Girlschool Demolition
race with the devil cover is the only ahrd track in this series of lady driven midgoods
Giuseppe Verdi Messa da Requiem
one really only comes here for the days of anger
God Dethroned Ravenous
blackened death on paper n thats about it
Godflesh Streetcleaner
like rats is great, christbait and title are pretty good, rest is pure neurosis bleh
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
dead flag is a good track, east is half n half, providence is mostly pointless asmr. would be better if instead of pretending everything goes together they cut it all up into smaller tracks
Golden Earring Moontan
in an era of worthless psych/prog bands earring is also that but also understand somewhat what the guitar is all about and u get some nice smashes on this culminating in their deserving single radar love
Goodnight Nurse Always and Never
decent length of bop punks, highlight in suffer
Gorefest La Muerte
an overly long fusion of dm/hc/doom/alt rock that isnt rly good or bad just kind of there
Gorgoroth Under the Sign of Hell
ggoth spittin mid af bm in 97 like its 1990 did anyone even hear this when it came out
Gorguts The Erosion of Sanity
another album they could easily have turned into some sweet classic dm but had to throw in all that prog shit instead
Gortuary Awakening Pestilent Beings
short n gaseous. u know me i dont like burps. necrotizing is win tho
Gosia Andrzejewicz Film
title 3; chwila 3; klucz 3.5; nie rozdzieli 2; on 2; plomien 4; obiecaj 3.5; ciszej 2.5; then for whatever reason a bunch of shitty american pop imitations not afraid 1; believe 1.5; 2gether 1; lover 1.5; you 2; siebie 3
Grateful Dead The Grateful Dead
better than the beatles anyway
Grave Digger Heavy Metal Breakdown
enthusiasm in abundance but no real power
Graveland Impaler's Wolves
decent enough cradle style atmoblack with a nice ominous church bell but weak vox
Graveland Hour of Ragnarok
theatrical and folky elements decent with conspiracy and children pretty good
Graveland Creed of Iron
english version of prawo stali. gets .5 less for english lyrics, bonus tracks on remaster fillery dough
Graveland Pamięć i Przeznaczenie
more slightly more bm bathory
Graveland Thousand Swords
a more classic bm bathory sound
Graveland Spears of Heaven
lmaoooo at that cover art. another bathory impersonation with some additional flicks and more dog growls
Graveland Will Stonger Than Death
such dorky album covers. anyway more of a middling album with a highlight in battle of the giants, some nice atmospheric female vox (his wife?) on that track
Graveland Raise Your Sword!
better than ur avg graveland but nothing worth spinning again
Graveland In the Glare of Burning Churches
bout half n half good n bad tracks, title is pretty sweet
Graveworm Fragments of Death
yea at this point its just some basic mdm
Graveworm Killing Innocence
uh is this graveworm or fking kataklysm?!?!?
Graveyard Rodeo Sowing Discord in the Haunts of Man
random thrash/hardcore/prog/alt bullshit that turns n twists too much to either hate or appreciate
Green Day Dookie
one amazing hit in the epic canon cover that is basket case and a mild banger in come around, then the rest is the result of doing nothing but smoking green all fucking day
Green Day Kerplunk
raw pop punks with nothing special
Green Day Insomniac
nothing special at all about this one
Green Day Warning
one final bleh album before their masterpiece
Green Day Otis Big Guitar Mix
wild one is great other two are meh
Grotesque The Black Gate is Closed
dark dleack metal from back when lindberg didnt sound like a nargle
Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion I
what their second album should have been, a decent amount of rocker's spirit
Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion II
got some cool piano pieces esp on 14 years, there's knockin, love the rant on get in the ring lmao, latter half gets pretty damn stagnant though
Guns N' Roses Hard Skool
title n cry r gud, other 2 r shit
GWAR Violence Has Arrived
actually not bad. sad when a joke band plays better than a lot of supposed thrash
H-Bomb To Feel Is Pain
decent metally rock chansons mais plus meilleur en francais
HammerFall Crimson Thunder
an actually decent hammerfall bum. hearts on fire n esp edge of honour are trv rockers, the rest just get caught in the mid mire
HammerFall Legacy Of Kings
mid pm with a few tracks that almost get there but nothing worth hearing again
Hand Of Fire Nuclear Sunrise
some mid af plain cheese pizza thrash
Hanternoz Au Fleuve de Loire
graveland style black folk but in french, with that crappy production and total amateur muz, but has a couple p good tracks, goes on too long
Hanternoz Linceuls d'Écume
slightly better than gland style bm, highlight in band track
Hanternoz Mallozh d'Ar Zistrujerien Kastell Ankiniz
some more avg folk bm
Hanternoz D'Anjou en Vasconie - La très grande chasse d'Hell
graveland style french bm that gets better as it goes along but nothing spectacular
Haste the Day When Everything Falls
raspy screams already make this album better than 99% mccore, lots of melodies and only a handful of groove killing breakdowns, almost sounds like a metal album
Hate Anaclasis: A Haunting Gospel Of Malice & Hatred
behemoth x vader and its not even that good
Hath Of Rot And Ruin
an unfortunate mess of mostly proggy derpcore with occasional smatterings of modern bm n dm
Heart Brigade
some great rock songs but it goes on far too long and quality dips from tracks obviously worked on to longeralbummeansbetter filler
Hecate Enthroned The Slaughter of Innocence, A Requiem for the Migh
cof clone that somehow has better technical ability but just isnt that good
Heidevolk Vuur Van Verzet
real mid crap until the end, gungnir is the best track
Helloween Better Than Raw
how tf did they go from the excellence of first 3 tricks to utter mediocrity afterwards
Helloween Unarmed
acoustic/symphonic rerecordings of some of their hits, works on some better than others
Helloween Pink Bubbles Go Ape
its not actually that bad, more rock than metal, mankind is a legit epic one-of-best hellow songs tho
Helloween The Dark Ride
some mild funs but nothing whole
Hiromi Sonicwonderland
a jazzy rigmarole the likes of which initially incur my disdain but eventually win me over to not minding hearing it
Hollywood Undead Christmas in Hollywood (Single)
mistletoe fuck, thats hot
Holy Blood Shining Sun
more of a straight up folk effort. the flutes on here at points get unbearably obnoxiously annoying and the song writing is much poorer. still my fate and title shine as trv tracks
Holy Blood Day of Vengeance
bare bones doomy black n roll with only the slightest folk tinge. sounds like a new singer with a cool consistent voice, but the rest is quite bland. also that cover wtf lmao
Holy Blood Glory to the Heroes
castoffs from their more purely folky efforts
Holy Moses Redefined Mayhem
thrashcore aint all bad
Hoplites Ψ​ε​υ​δ​ο​μ​έ​ν​η
violent robot sex. get rid of the prog and itd be an easy 4
Horrendous The Chills
part lindberg voxed mdm, some prog, a lot of wannabe osdm
Hozier Hozier
when hozier hits it like on church n work he hits it but otherwise bleh
Hypocrisy Hypocrisy
fractured, hybrid, n fusion are great but then they decide they want to be a shit band and stop playing music
Hypocrisy End of Disclosure
another date where he says all the right things at dinner but ends up being shit in bed
Hypocrisy The Arrival
flamsey mids thruout
Hypocrisy Too Drunk to Fuck
silly boiz
I Set My Friends On Fire You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
poppunky lectro mccore + jokes makes this unironically better than the vast, vast majority of mccore
Iced Earth Burnt Offerings
not a fan of this album yet it is still somewhat hypnotic, best ofc is inferno
Igorrr Nostril
the only time experimental has worked out relatively well, tendon is classic igorrr n unpleasant sonata is quite pleasant indeed
Illvilja The Absence of Light
his sophomore is pretty basic not much going on here
Immortal Blizzard Beasts
by far their worst not so immortal
Immortal War Against All
a rather dilapidated version of everything immortal used to be
Imperanon Demo 2006
dunno what happened in the meantime but this is ass despite the better production than the wins they made before
In Flames The Mirror's Truth
eh half points for almost resembling sthg good
In Flames The Quiet Place
can actually get down with the remix, not actually a bad ep
In Flames Colony
Embody 3.5/5; Story 2.5/5; Scorn 2.5/5; Title 4/5 rockin afffffffff; Zombie 2/5; Pallar 1/5; Coerced 2/5; Resin 2.5/5; Space 99 2.5/5 Insipid 2.5/5; World 2.5/5
Incandescence Le Coeur de l'Homme
more modern garbage prog black death
Incantation The Forsaken Mourning of Angelic Anguish
another decent almost good album largely ruined by doom, guttural is correct and realm is a noob
Incantation Deliverance of Horrific Prophecies
painfully avg dm tho it showed potential
Incantation Primordial Domination
their worst album by far, way too much lazy doom. as noted below here in 2023 the spotify version still has the anti piracy message jizzed in the middle of every track
Incursed Amalur
a low grade more mdmy tyr, but lurramets, cryhavoc, and harvests are pretty good
Iron Maiden Killers
wrathchild n another life are my highlights but prodigal n purgatory bring this down a lot
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
good riffs but wish dickenson had deeper vox, dont care for elongated minimal instrum sections
Iron Maiden Brave New World
bruce is back bb. decent melorock tunes but goes on too long. at least the vox are correct
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death
maiden just doing it out of habit by this point, a lot of bleh but some wins like diff world, lord o light, legacy
Iron Maiden Best of the B'Sides
dat ass, bunch of hawt maidens, derpy maidens, middly diddly maidens
Jag Panzer Ample Destruction
we get it you love iron maiden
Japan Adolescent Sex
decent jam rocks
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American
inoffensive mellow pop punk by some clean cut white boys that your whole family can enjoy. too many ballads though
Job For A Cowboy Demonocracy
what do you know they made a metal album after all, its just progdeath but way more than i thought them capable of
John Coltrane My Favorite Things
not my favourite thing but pretty sweet, variations on the just released broadway hit well adapted
Judas Priest British Steel
jp write a couple more metal tracks in rapid fire and steeler, otherwise mostly dece ahrd rockens
Judas Priest Sin After Sin
riff after riff as jp increase the metal in their balls out rockin'
Judas Priest Turbo
jp take a break to play some new wavy rock and its not even that bad
Judas Priest Redeemer of Souls
much like angel but significantly better quality, battle cry is pretty good
Judas Priest Firepower
a fairly fiery effort for an age old band
Kamelot The Awakening
a not bad kameltoe. i can jam eventide at least
Kanye West The College Dropout
kanye is the weirdest bad good pop rap crap ever, family business and the skits are amazing
Kataklysm Heaven's Venom
first half is horrible, picks up slightly in 2nd half to score a generally avg mdm iacono vox suck balls
Kataklysm In the Arms of Devastation
and the award for most lethargic mdm goes to...
Katy Perry One of the Boys
balance of good/boring tracks, tt+fingerprints go ahrd, but kissed is one of the worst compositions ever and needs to die. PENIS
Kavara Oppression
amateur arrangement of rawly midgood growlzish and nude muddly riffs
Kavara Overthrown
mccory basic mdm with the most amateurama vox oat and nude muddly rhyme lyrics, tho some riffs on killing makes a living
Kells Lueurs
french evanescence. better than evanescence tbh
Kelly Clarkson Breakaway
some heavy tracks followed by a swamp of mid poppops
Killer Dwarfs Big Deal
mild but fun party rock not bad for a spin
Killing Joke Almost Red
post punky
Kim Petras Feed The Beast
not that bad tbh. straight up pop with a little throat goat. coconuts can be interpreted a couple different ways lennylenny
King of Asgard Fi'mbulvinter
an automated version of actually good black folk albums
Kings of Leon Only By The Night
has sex on fire n cold desert and thats about it
KISS Lick It Up
hoyl shit an actually tolerable kiss album dafuqqq
KISS Asylum
shit another kiss album that isnt horribly bad who knew
KISS Crazy Nights
80s kiss is the way to go what do ya know
KIT-I Китай
decent emo rocks in russian, highlight in moye sertse
Klaus Schulze Moondawn
indeed lost in space asmr climaxing in a voyageous discovery, but it takes a long time to get there
Koji Kondo Super Mario 64 Original Soundtrack
except metallic mario, koopas theme, ultimate koopa, and the stall roll, very annoying outside the game
Koji Kondo Star Fox 64 OST
def died to this soundtrack too many times to rate any higher
Korpiklaani Noita
admittedly pretty avg for the korpi, but still some bangers like sahti and esp jouni jouni at least listen to that omg
Korpiklaani Where the Wild Wolves Have Gone
orig powerwolf version is much better unfortunately
Korpiklaani Karkelo
general folky fun but they rly dont amp it up past vodka
Korpiklaani Manala (English)
u wouldnt think a simple change of language would affect an album so much, and for the most part it doesnt, steel even sounds better in some ways than rauta, but then they go and have some unnamed losers shit on predator with shitty mccore vox, completely ruining one of the best tracks, then they dont bother to run a version of sumussa, another strong track. smh shouldve just put the effort into another banger instead of bothering with this
Krallice Demonic Wealth
liturgy called, they want their herpaderp back
Krallice Prelapsarian
a short, lame, proggy album showcasing nothing new
Krallice Ygg Huur
some more mid transcendentals. def getting bored
Krallice Loüm
loummmmm is pretty close loo-ammmeee
Kreator Hate Über Alles
middling af thrash with old man hanging on vox and midnight sun was weird
Kreator Phantom Antichrist
starts better than it ends, decent thrash but the clear trad vox ruin it a lot, then wtf are those melodeath abominations at the end?
La Torture des Tenebres Civilization Is the Tomb of Our Noble Gods
artless krallicecore with stupid and at length quotations
Lady Gaga The Fame
holy balls are all her hits from the front third of this album? somehow they dont rly annoy me but then theres some generic pop however certain melodies exist on boys n summer that almost make them good songs
Leatherwolf Street Ready
great hair n energy but nothing is particularly landing
Leaves' Eyes Melusine
decentish symph with some acoustic editions
Leaves' Eyes Black Butterfly
mid af ep save stille nacht
Leaves' Eyes Fires in the North
not a great ep tho swords in rock elevates it a bit
Leaves' Eyes Viking Spirit (Original Score)
for a score about vikings there isnt much to it until you get to the nonscore 2020 version of blazing waters
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
closer actually has some dece songs on it. too bad bonham was such a souse maybe they'd have made something truly great
LEDGER Non-Album Singles
eh a couple o' decentish pop nothings
Lee Aaron Call of the Wild
when u cold call the wild and u get the mild instead
Legion of the Damned Malevolent Rapture
pretty silly but not entirely bad
Les Ramoneurs de Menhirs Tan ar Bobl
not as good as their other albums, pretty motions going for them
Lil Wayne Tha Carter II
a decent rap album but nothing really pops out (other than dem abs ( ? ?? ?)
Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio
holy shit they should have never been given a studio, way to butcher your own compositions. everything super streamlined like a 2000s dimmu borgir album, the only things worth listening to being the key solos and an edited version of gleams of death
Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia
half and half gud and cringe, perfectly balanced, as you never want your bm to be
Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusions
studio prodding these demos results in once again an album half great blasymph, half sesame street singalongs
Lindsey Stirling Brave Enough
wtf happened? on her previous albums she only flirted with pop flops but this has a whole army of untalented singers pushing her violin to the wayside. nevertheless lost girls exists and arena + phoenix are 2 of her best ever pieces, such a shame theyre followed by so much crap
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
the album that started a new millenium of nude muddle, only with you is worth commonplace spins
Linkin Park Underground 2
sounds pretty good, some more raw near guts from chester, lofi doesnt help on the more put together album tracks though. live tracks decent
Linkin Park Underground 4
def dont sound as good live on this
Linkin Park Underground 6
not such a good ep
Linkin Park Underground 7
poor quality live tracks including a couple bleh new songs
Linkin Park 2011 North American Tour
a mid ep with some weird shit
Little V. Epic Metal Covers Vol. 2
little virgin just doesnt produce as good covers as his fellow musictubers
Living Sacrifice Conceived In Fire
sugar if sugar werent silly
Lost In Grey Under the Surface
avg symph with a lot more preaching than usual like stfu, varjo gets a bit more elevated though
Louis Armstrong Plays W.C. Handy
tries the patience but picks up in the 2nd half to be not too bad
Ludovico Einaudi Le Onde
only title and questa notte are worthwhile piano pieces here, the rest is a great swamp of lethargic bore
Lull Dreamt About Dreaming
save for the negative nancy im going to hell repetition a fine asmr album
Lynyrd Skynyrd Second Helping
SWEET HOME HONKYTONKABAMA
Macabre Gloom
grindy dm parody with real riffs but also silly silly high vox for lolz
Magnum The Serpent Rings
mid pms with a highlight in eden
Manowar Into Glory Ride
still not very epic, mostly slower songs, trying to be the american maiden or sthg, just entirely mid
Manowar Louder Than Hell
could have been a lot better just hereyago album
Manowar Battle Hymns
they start very ahrd rocky and nothing is that great
Marduk Those of the Unlight
dissection but bad
Marduk World Funeral
mid af bm come on guys
Mare Cognitum The Sea Which Has Become Known
agalloch trying to be krallice
Mariah Carey Merry Christmas
naturally ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUU as well as a justified if not as good as darlene love's baby please, but the other classics/originals are run of the mill
Marianas Rest Auer
theyre just typical core vox brah. anyway they steal a lot of ideas from their fellow finns, which would be great if it was good, but instead is just this second rate mishmash of c sides with a post core vibe
Marianas Trench Masterpiece Theatre
all n celebrity are always fun but the rest is meh filler n titles are crap
Marilyn Manson Remix & Repent
this remix ep is better than 90% of his actual albums lmao
Marilyn Manson The High End of Low
another tolerable manson album who knew. do they all have to be over an hr tho?
Marshmello RIGHT
find me to bounce better than anything on his 1st 2 lps for sure
Marshmello Joytime III
a definite growth from his first 2 albums. much more dubsteppy, tracks actually sound like songs, thought out and clearly worked on. dont listen to doublez he has virgin ears
Masakatsu Takagi Kagayaki
some great pieces here mired with random japanese paraphernalia
Massacre Back from Beyond
midgood deathrash with occasional hc screams WHERE IS MY TRV MASSY?!?!?!?!?
Master Collection Of Souls
damn, lose your guitarist lose your riffs. this is a thrash/groove mess with only an adjacent dm ghost
Maximum the Hormone Yoshu Fukushu
high energy nudecore with smatterings of nippop. but that energy is about all they got
Mayhem Psywar
mid track from the new album plus an otherwise unreleased bleh
Mayhem Atavistic Black Disorder / Kommando
back to attila's tormentor theatrics and some indescribable punk covers
Megadeth Rust in Peace
holy wars is win but everything else mixes good riffs with wtf why and they commit suicide. on the contrary, its exactly BECAUSE I DO know thrash that i dislike this album
Megadeth Youthanasia
a tous le monde is win, rest is mid rock songs
Megadeth The System Has Failed
some dece riffs but nothing compelling
Megadeth United Abominations
washington is pretty win, a tout le monde still fresh, otherwise some good solos but thats all
Melechesh The Epigenesis
melechesh are now a parody of themselves, middle eastern alt rock
Menage A Un Anthems for Friendzoned Satanists
amusing sillinesses
Merauder Master Killer
not bad for groove
Meshuggah The Violent Sleep Of Reason
not too bad for a chuggah album tbh
Meshuggah Koloss
dont mind giving this 2.5, highlights in title n demons name but some pretty good rhythms on just about every track
Meshuggah Contradictions Collapse
a sugar album that i would say rocks but goes on too long n gets boring
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve
more decent thrashy grooves but nothing captivating
Meshuggah Chaosphere
another solid mid album until the thrashy retribution of elastic
Metallica Ride the Lightning
bell tolls is easily their best song, and title is classic, but fire n death could have been better, and the rest of the album is boring filler
Methadone Skies Different Layers of Fear
some vox on this one, but it's honestly better without them. goes on for a little too long
Mgla Mdlosci
little bitch vocals take this down a lot
Midnattsol The Aftermath
hot cover but not a very good album save forsaken
Miles Davis Bitches Brew
mildly entertaining, very dissonant, i dont hate it
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
decent classy restaurant background music anyway
Millionaires Rated Xmas
creative and fun power pop track
Mindless Self Indulgence You'll Rebel To Anything
starts as rly fun high energy nudecore but 10mins-ish in stagnates and they cant keep it up despite only a 26 min run time, first couple bonuses are pure reetation but other two arent bad
Minutemen The Punch Line
i'd like my punk with a side of silly plz
Miseration Your Demons ~ Their Angels
hollow modern dm production with a lame melody here n there, yet thrones n seven sins are pretty fun, better than any ss
Misfits Walk Among Us
the poppy n commercial side of early punk
Misthyrming Söngvar elds og óreiðu
some of that horrible modern bm. the worst parts of krallice x the best parts of dso. and some ambient that sounds better than anything else
Mithotyn Behold The Shields of Gold
a rather weak bleh version of what would come
Monstrosity Millenium
a better version of cc
Moonsorrow Suden uni
actual pirate metal
Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick
a disappointing sophy, like they half assed it after their success with altars. if you swear by this youre kidding yourself. in any case covenant more than made up for it
Morbid Angel Domination
is it morbid or is it vader? who knows, the angel gettin weird with the only solid track really being title
Morbid Angel Heretic
rly middling dm with some asmr to help those of virgin ears heal?
Mors Principium Est Embers of a Dying World
combine the talentlessness of hypocrisy with a no fun version of norther n u got morsssssss
Mortification Post Momentary Affliction
now this is where they started going off their rocker. kind just half assed deathrash that should be better than it is but everything is all meh or bleh with overseer perhaps being the only exception. bonus butchered mutilation is the only thing worth keeping, a trv cc song if there ever was one
Mortification The Evil Addiction Destroying Machine
not that bad thrash/rock. love the ridiculous over the top cover and title with an epic ripped comic book angel destroying the evils of bloodthirsty alcoholism with a righteous stomp, and title track is a legit thrashlite jam along with the melodic eternity. steve finally found a sound that melded with his middle aged man shout, tho its nothing spectacular
Mortification Realm Of The Skeletaur
weird dnd deathrashish awkward christian thing. tracks not bad, not good, no standouts
Mortiis Perfectly Defect
a mix of techilyn mansons and variable techambs with the beginning of absolution sounding just like (or is?) the bell and signal of a freighter
Mortiis Spirit of Rebellion
the dunsynth is back huzzah!!!!!! unfortunately its middle of the road
Morwinyon Wastelands
indifference is the only thing keeping this from being plain atmoprogamb. mighty disappointing sophy even if their debut was just well done krallicecore
Motley Crue Saints of Los Angeles
one last moderately decent effort by the crv, highlight in mothafucka
Motley Crue Shout at the Devil
the crv take it down a notch for their sophomore
Motley Crue Girls, Girls, Girls
bring it back a bit with all them girlies eheh lennylennylenny
Motorhead Bomber
motorheads first total idle, nothing pops except the blowback
Motorhead Motörhead
poor production takes a lot away from this but the general motorhead idea is there
Motorhead On Parole
motorhead at their rawest and most primitive what a bunch of douchebags united extortionists were
Motorhead 1916
lazy motionsgoing motorhead with a couple ballads
Motorhead March Or Die
a fair enough motorhead but they could use an oil change
Motorhead Overnight Sensation
overnight stagnation motionsgoing motorhead n boy put those muttons back on rn
Motorhead Hammered
middling modern motorhead
Motorhead Inferno
one of their heaviest tracks ever in terminal show but the inferno cools down
Motorhead Kiss of Death
some of the most by the numbers mhead but saves itself from be my baby onwards
Motorhead Motorizer
ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT! GO OVER AND KICK HIS ASS! a lesser but not without its charms typical motorhead
Motorhead Aftershock
a perfectly average mhead, but who else goes out rockin in their late 60s?
Motorhead Bad Magic
one final cruiser for the hell of it before the oil ran out and the engine seized
Motorhead Eat the Rich
a lesser track in title from rock n roll, a lackluster ep locked epic in just cos, and another ep only avg track in cradle
Mushroomhead M3
classic nude muddlies none of which rly grip, dark n evil joe is lolz
My Bloody Valentine EPs 1988-1991
just rating the extras, actually p good
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
the epitome of emo pop settled in many a teenager's heart. indeed from the eternally adolescent-looking gerard way, to the frolicky feel-good tunes optimizing in title, this album is an audible prom drama at full capacity
My Chemical Romance Conventional Weapons
so close to being their best album, highlights in surrender n ambulance
My Chemical Romance Live and Rare
some of their not so great tracks live
Napalm Death Scum
WE DEATH GRINDIN' BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Narjahanam Alwailu Walthuboor
ehhh a modernly produced cliched epic
Narjahanam Alzawabe'a
another mid minimal effort epic not toting well for any new release
Necromantia Crossing the Fiery Path
90s bm outtakes featuring vampires
Necrophagia The Hallow's Evil (rehearsal)
loest fi deathrashing with screams
Necrophobic Womb of Lilithu
its only here that they start to use black metal elements besides on darkside. but combining it with at the gates mdm wtf. necromancer is pretty good esp the choral part anyway
Necrophobic Bloodfreezing
cant find track 3 but otherwise lesser rushed sounding dissections
Nekrogoblikon Goblin Island
a band that has the ability to do something great but chooses not to, highlight in the otherwise pretty solid goblins ahoy
Neurosis The Word as Law
their early prog thrash shit is so much better than anything they ever did after fuck you guys making their post shit so popular
Neurosis Aberration
the best thing they ever did besides their first 2 albums
Night Crowned Tales
lamely blackened melodic derpcore with the occasional random folk instrument to try to distract you from the derpcore
Night Ranger Dawn Patrol
first couple tracks are great but renders itself generic hair rock afterwards
Nightrage Sweet Vengeance
atg n flames with lindberg once again destroying anything good with his utter shit vox
Nightwish Storytime
decent but not addictive track 3 times
Nile What Should Not Be Unearthed
pretty motions going for de nile
Nile At The Gate of Sethu
has its moments but ultimately motions going for nile and for dm
Nirvana Blew
def better than horrormoaning anyway
no metal in this battle ours
a more jazzy post rock jam sesh
Nokturnal Mortum Return Of The Vampire Lord
pretty meh nokt, a trv ep
Novembers Doom Aphotic
a half n half cringe n metal gothdoom album w impressive growls
Obituary Xecutioner's Return
get decently groovy deathrash on here that's almost but not quite a 3, highlight in seal your fate
Obituary Back from the Dead
decentish declining deathrash with some deathrrap cuz why not
Obituary The End Complete
so painfully average u'd think it was a demo or ep not their 3rd full length trying to outstage cod and rot
Obituary Don't Care
weird how between 94 n 08 they didnt change at all
Obliteration Cenotaph Obscure
a lot better in the second half. some cool rumbly bits, could do without the echoey shouts
Oceanic Void Demo 2022
alright for bdm
Old Sorcery Dragon Citadel Elegies
straight up dunsynth pretty much some bleh mmo muz
Olivia Rodrigo Guts
without a doubt she has talent, and indeed she is the main writer to all her songs which is very rare, a variety of styles stolen straight from the original artists/producers making this by far the most diverse pop album ever, however the fact that they are obviously ripped off holds her back from really standing out
Omnium Gatherum Years in Waste
above average tunes completely ruined by an inexperienced at the gates-esque singer. if they hadnt picked up jukka prob never wouldve gone anywhere. this seriously needs a rerecording
Oneohtrix Point Never Rifts
long ass compilation of electronic doodads and thingymabobs, a circuit here, a breaker there, smooth flowing machine with neither hiccups nor optimal efficiency
Opeth Blackwater Park
requires substantial cuts to be made wholly listenable
Opeth Orchid
debut is decent, but just imagine how much better op would be if they left out the prog altogether
Opeth Watershed
would have been my first opeth 3 in which i commented how even when they're good it's only about avg for a metal band, but then they ruined it with those lullnothings at the end smh
Orphaned Land Sahara
a lot of the dm and middle eastern riffs are ruined by prog structures, but still highlights (mostly) in seasons unite and band track
Overkill The Years of Decay
run of the mill thrash with too many ballads
Overkill Taking Over
thrash lite
Panic! at the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
has some moments n gud energy but fails so close to having anything rly fun
Pantera Projects in the Jungle
so their beginnings of a mediocre but listenable power metal career before blowing it up with some of the worst music imagined in cowboys
Pantera Power Metal
better than anything they did after
Pantera I Am the Night
pantsed era trying to be like their big brothers
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
actually decent groovtera. five minutes and third arm are almost good songs
Paramore Riot!
much better than their debut
Pathfinder (USA) The Mystery
standardish asmr
Pathfinder (USA) Hourglass
some more interesting asmr
Pathfinder (USA) Inner Voice
ambient asmr with a few engaging effects
Paul Brandt This Time Around
CAUSE WE GOT A MIGHTY CONVOY ROCKIN' THROUGH THE NIGHT! YEAH WE GOT A MIGHTY CONVOY, AIN'T SHE A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT? COME ON JOIN OUR CONVOY AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA GET IN OUR WAY
Pearl Jam Vitalogy
a decently wild ride of an album
Penny Coffin Τέφρα
decentish deathdoom, dont care for the symbolic worship, vox arent great, production much better on skeletiko
Pentagram (CL) White Hell
dunno wtf happened but back to mid crap prod n track isnt too great either wouldnt see them again for nearly a decade
Phil Collins No Jacket Required
so many hits on this by tarzan. ahhh its unique but nothing trvly captivating
Phil Collins Tarzan
tarzan rulz
Phish Junta
some great piano pieces on this one, unfortunately often ruined by trey's annoying ass voice and lyrics. if he would just STFU this would actually be a good album
Phish Slip, Stitch, and Pass
wild phish going ahrd
Phoenecia MD.SLVG
robot sex is cool i guess
Pink The Truth About Love
some of her biggests hits like try n reason uglily paired with utter shit like slut n beat
Pixies Doolittle
debaser is a win but the rest is middle of the road
Pixies Bossanova
cecilia ann is a cool instrum but otherwise mild poppy pixies
Pixies Trompe Le Monde
a collection of generally rockin songs without any real standouts
pizzamachine Just be goofy
the most well produced peace emcee mah cheez album yet, ahrd vox go ahrd as do the doom riffs in im tha shit
pizzamachine HELLISH DEVICES
demonic entry is a beast n it keeps its momentum from there, rest is brrrrrrrrrrr tho
pizzamachine Sorry Haterz
at least you apologized. expensive goes ahrd
Planes Mistaken for Stars Mercy
cool cover but odd muziks, sounds muted with interesting but not impactful raspy shout vox. riffs arent too interesting save for parts on killed by killers
Planes Mistaken for Stars Fuck With Fire
some cool tracks but soon meander into mediocrity
Planes Mistaken for Stars Up In Them Guts
like their other albums have some cool parts but for the most part just oddly tuned hardish punk being hipster just for the sake of being hipster
Plasmatics New Hope for the Wretched
sloppy punks be punkin
Possessed Ashes From Hell
goes all over the place, excellent first track, some crap from their 2nd album, and finally some raw live tracks. also stfu poseur^
Power Quest Magic Never Dies
motions going for pm, but i like diamond sky quite a bit
Power Quest Master Of Illusion
not bad but gets quite stagnant at times
Primordial Spirit the Earth Aflame
just kind of plain proggy bm, nothing that great
PSY PSY's Best Sixth Part 1
fun ep
Psycho Filth Records The Psycho Blast Vol.1
brrrrrrrrrr the album
Queen The Game
dust will always be my jam but queen are certainly the kings of generic rock
Queen News of the World
rock n champions are eternal, heart gets a lil metally, rest completely forgettable save its late
Queen Jazz
mustapha is pretty racistly fun, fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round, bicycle race is prob top 3 queen, and while i dont personally care for dont stop me its surely one of their best compositions as well. rest is forgettable garbo
Queen A Kind of Magic
queen come back on their usual antics but nothing trvly imperial
Quiet Riot Metal Health
one of those albums where the effort is there but the spirit is half assed
Quo Vadis Quo Vadis
a bunch of random shit thats kind of good but not really
Rammstein Sehnsucht
du hast is the only standout and even then it's not quite fun enough
Raskasta Iskelmaa Raskasta Iskelmää
a bunch of midgood suomilainen schlagers highlight in vasten auringon siltaa
Red (USA) Gone
fucking weird album. they went back to having some riffs, sia cover was lolz, any track with voiceovers is dumb
Red (USA) Release the Panic: Recalibrated
a combination of a shorter album + remixes made this actually listenable
Return to Forever Romantic Warrior
jazz without brass instruments. i dont hate it
Rexoria Queen of Light
slightly better than their sophy but no stars either, climate song is cringe
Rhapsody of Fire Legendary Tales
a debut that tells you what theyre all about, highlight in rage of the winter m/
Rhapsody of Fire Triumph or Agony
too much opera/fantasy bs no one cares about, some almost good songs. bonus defenders is good
Rhapsody of Fire I'll Be Your Hero
a dece release didnt really need 4 different language versions of wind and rain tho
Root The Temple in the Underworld
some cool riffs but largely ruined by drawled moaning. casilda and the wall are the best attempts
Rotting Cock My Sister Is Dead And I Fuck Her Corpse
its not actually that bad u cucks, tho the vox are ridiculous on most tracks, haters got festerin cocks for sure
Rrose Merchant of Salt
lectrix n chill
Running Wild Port Royal
decent trad/pm but nothing all that great
Rush Rush
how to prog, the album
Sabaton The Great War (The Soundtrack Edition)
really didnt go anywhere with this. i expected some epic symphonies but its just a pointless add on
Sabaton Sabaton
far from their best effort but can still get down on burn ur crosses
Salem Kaddish
mid deathdoom with semitic arrangements
Samael Era One & Lesson In Magic #1
pretty chill but also reasonably unreleased/outtakes
Sangdragon Hierophant
black dragon is an exhausting and overblown tryhard amorphis x cradle fusion; white dragon an eluveitie type near instrumental medieval folk album, a lot better than the black side anyway
Santificado Profaners of the Cross
bleh black death
Satanic Warmaster Aamongandr
its not even that great calm down bitches
Satyricon Nemesis Divina
decently avg bm from the trv kvlt
Saxon Innocence is No Excuse
too pop rocky, sounds like def leppard
Scar Symmetry Pitch Black Progress
arch enemy quality mdm infused with unfortunate amounts of mccore n almost annoying autotuned cleans
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase II: Xenotaph
not anywhere as bad as i thought it would be
Scorpions Taken by Force
would to god this was their debut instead of those first four catastrophes
Sentenced Shadows of the Past
look no further for the most run of the mill dm
Septic Broiler Rehearsal December 1990
potato quality earliest melodeath
Sex Pistols The Great Rock N' Roll Swindle
a haphazardly contrived collection of plunk'd covers and sextols originals with various band/team members/fans on vox to serve as the soundtrack to a silly silly movie that johnny rotten himself wanted nothing to do with
Shakira Pies Descalzos
i like shakira. i do, she has amazing crystal voice with that subtly fiery latina swagger and due to being her own producer every track slides in right, but the songs themselves, just arent that great, except estoy aqui which is a banger. it could just have been so much more
Shiina Ringo Shouso Strip
actually not bad nippoprocks, i was reasonably entertained and she has a womans voice on most tracks
Siouxsie and the Banshees The Scream
punky rocks with great rhythm but only some scream
Sirenia Sirenian Shores
very sireny but thats about it
Sirenia The 13th Floor
admittedly not their best, tho i still get a crack out of lost in life
Sirenia Riddles Ruins and Revelations
wtf how many ex metal bands decided the 2020s were the time to go full electro pop. passing seasons is p good tho me like, spiral dece. rly shouldnt have death on the cover
Skid Row Slave to the Grind
generic bar rock
Skillet Awake
a rly weird album consisting mostly of rock ballads. 2 family friendly car ride songs in hero n monster followed by the only ballad where the melodies rly work in the ironically titled and poignant dont wake me. a mild snoozer rock in title and a not bad ballad in one day too late. then it starts to get fucked up. its not me is about the most retarded breakup song of all time followed by the ultimate incel anthem in shouldve. once u hear the retarded lyrics to believe you'll wish it actually was the religiously laced hymn it's title purports to be. forgiven is decent but sometimes is another dumb relationship song. never surrender is prob the next best track overall and lucy isnt bad as a sobering closer. rly the main problem is the dumbass lyrics making u wish they'd just stick to worshipping jesus
Skillet Hey You, I Love Your Soul
some pretty good electro rock with a highlight in the piano driven more faithful
Skillet Comatose
they come up with a new style that works in some places, not in others. whole album is a weird alternation of synthy rock songs and heavy awkward ballads taking occasional dips into emotional gravity, not to mention some of the most bizarre lyrics to set to an electric guitar
Skillet Victorious
another middling synth rock album with highlights in title (tho it just sounds like a leftover from unleashed), the real rocker that is reach, and anchor
Skyfire Esoteric
on their last release they finally take the plunge into mediocrity
Skyforger Senprūsija
deliberately mid af album save nothing is forgotten which is legitimately good
Slammin' Gladys Slammin' Gladys
the kind of album that makes you understand why ppl started shaving. another good energy album but still with lackluster songwriting thats good for a night out but not much else
Slayer Reign in Blood
araya's crystal clear shout ruins this a lot, manly riffs with prepubescent whines, still dig angel of death and title tho
Slayer Christ Illusion
better song structures n thrash riffs best album since reign tbh
Slayer World Painted Blood
decent modern thrash that gets old
Slayer Stain of Mind
sum korny crap followed by live tracks of their best
Slayer Serenity in Murder
def sound better live
Slayer Haunting the Chapel
prob their best ever record after hell tbh
Slipknot Slipknot
good energy but riffs (the few that can be deemed so as much of the guitar picking is spent on prototype mechuggah chugs) largely empty, basically a decent instead of total shit version of korn
Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter
was going to make fun of them for having some mcr rehash on the cover but this wasnt actually horrible
Snoop Dogg No Limit Top Dogg
gen good beats but his vox are kind of weak n it goes on too long
Sodom Sodom
plain ass cover for the average af self titled smh
Sodom In War and Pieces
a weak sodom
Sodom The Saw Is the Law
sodom bein silly
Sodom Chosen by the Grace of God
eh one of sodoms motionsgoings
Sodom Out of the Frontline Trench
nothing all that exciting on this ep either
Sonata Arctica For the Sake of Revenge
not the best selection and even the good ones arent performed that great
Sonata Arctica Unia
yep they lost their magic this is another album of a generic version of their former glory
Sonata Arctica Reckoning Night
peaking on wintersheart guild sonarc run out of ideas and release another record too soon the next year. legit not a single hit on this
Sonata Arctica Stones Grow Her Name
better than greys but pretty much a rock album at this point
Sonata Arctica Pariah's Child
some gud moments n better than last but still nothing worth listening to
Sorrowseed Dread Sylvan Summonings
real amateur gothic mdm. nothing that good at all but you made something i guess
Spawn of Possession Noctambulant
normally i find all tech an abhorrent bore, but these guys are a bit different. their songs actually have a flow to them, plus occasional sections of regular metal shit (as well as a lovely intro and outro that don't otherwise belong lmao). scorched is a good song. R?ndum also has a pretty nice growl, too band he's never used it outside of tech bands
Spectral Incursion Nowhere Fast
visions and constant velocity are real bangers, rest is decently passable techthrash
Spectral Incursion Middle of Nowhere
not bad techthrash too bad they never made a real studio album
Spectral Incursion Spectral Incursion
alright but nothing special
Stabbing Extirpated Mortal Process
basic bdm
Stabbing Demo 2021
standard bdm
Stabbing Ravenous Psychotic Onslaught
yea so theyve never gone beyond the basics of just making sum bdm its all in the unimaginative name
State Faults Desolate Peaks
instrumentation isnt bad but the vox LMAO
Stephane Hirondelle Urban Noir
seemed like it would be good score instrums but pretty laidback and nothing too appealing
Stephane Hirondelle New Perspectives
another decentish collection of little light instrums
Steppenwolf The Second
not bad jammy late 60s rocks, 69 (heh) version of magic carpet ride is better tho
Stone Vengeance To Kill Evil
they know how to thrash when they choose to but the vox are horrible except the noncontextual highs, highlight in malice
Stormkeep Galdrum
everything it says on the tin from the name to the muz, avg atmoblack
Strawberry Switchblade Strawberry Switchblade
original release: cool sound but blends together in a fever dream and seems much longer than a half hour 2.5, extended release: yea those are some b sides alright 2
Stream Of Passion A War of Our Own
title track grew on me and is great but the rest is too samey with few standout moments
Street Pharmacy Self-Prescribed Feel Good
what i can find of this is decent
Street Pharmacy Pharmanomics EP
p good coustic rock reggaes
Stryper The Final Battle
stryper goin kinda dece in 2022 damn. highlight in same old story
Stryper Even the Devil Believes
another not bad album tho the beginning isnt engaging. highlight in invitation only
Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten
nothing great on suffy's debut
Suffocation Blood Oath
standard modern dm. is meh
Suffocation Despise the Sun
it is rather plain
Suffocation Hymns From the Apocrypha
first half is that modern lazy dm that borders on the verge of derpcore at points, 2nd half gets it up a bit and redeems it from the below mediocre sphere
Sulphur Aeon Seven Crowns and Seven Seals
boring modern prog black
Sum 41 Does This Look Infected?
decentish pop punk with a highlight in no brains
Summoning Upon The Viking Stallion
u need to hear it to experience it. that's all i'll say
Supercar Highvision
dont mind these stretched out lectry dreams so much, more than a few good beats and synth arrangements, vox could be left out, latter half doesnt do its due diligence so much
Superchick Regeneration
decent girl rock combined with some of the most awkward af tracks ever
Switched Ghosts in the Machine
a noticeable step up from debut
Sword of Night Night Moonlight
chill ambients that dont rly do anything, one of those filler albums made by who knows
Synthosaurus Rise of the Synthosaurs
its alright but not especially interesting synth, n doesnt rly have anything to do with dinosaurs
System of a Down Hypnotize
damn soad went out with a bang going ahrder than ever before
Taking Dawn Time To Burn
nude muddly butt? its listenable anyway. chain cover is pretty sweet
Talking Heads Talking Heads: 77
some silly mildly entertaining rocks
Tankard Stone Cold Sober
baby plain thrash with matching rowdy lyrics
Taranis (HUN) Kingdom
what a slog to get through. makes 40 mins sound like 3 hours. alright so we got modern bm prod, which could tolerable if handled well but its not, and what is good is largely ruined by crappy singing. not to mention garbage prog structures, the only good track is an edited version of glory if you dont mind the total incel lyrics
Terrorizer World Downfall
cookie cutter dm grind
Testament Dark Roots of Earth
a modernized version of their early albums that goes about as well as could be expected
Testament The Gathering
just as their metallica worship quickly got stale their new style already incorporates way too much lazy pantera
Thangorodrim Taur​-​nu​-​Fuin
like all the dunsynth in the world was put into an ai bot
The Birthday Massacre Walking With Strangers
red stars is a 5 star song and my favourite by them, while looking glass is pretty good and kill the lights is decent. unfortunately the hits end there, though this is their best album overall
The Birthday Massacre Nothing and Nowhere
amazing what you can do with mostly synths. prob their best album, highlights in horrowshow n broken
The Birthday Massacre Superstition
better than the last 2 albums anyway
The Birthday Massacre Imagica (Remaster)
the meh demo n the good demo plus some lol covers. open your heart is weird from chibi
The Black Dahlia Murder Nightbringers
first half they slide into their much more mccory bad habits but then surprisingly amp it up into a suitable more mdm sequel to abysmal
The Black Dahlia Murder Verminous
congrats black dahlia you have outdone yourselves and reached generic mdm!!!!!!
The Black Dahlia Murder Abysmal
contrary to the name this is actually dahlias best, most solid, and most mdm release. still nothing worth bothering with but the improvement over all their previous is staggering for them
The Callous Daoboys Celebrity Therapist
i like the screamy bits and the bambam drums. u can toss the rest
The Chemical Brothers Dig Your Own Hole
like mildly good intercourse with no climax
The Clash The Clash
poppunks that sound great at first but blend in the same mesh by the end
The Confession Requiem
a unique blend of mild mdm riffs and trvly butt rock vox. a little mccore gets in the way too but its not emphasized in any way. highlight in dance with the devil
The Cruxshadows Ethernaut
his largely annoying voice gets some getting used to and often takes away from the pretty good lectro instrumentation but no track is entirely bad. sounds like a deguitarized birthday massacre with chibi unfortunately taking a sick day. still i like citadel quite a bit
The Damned Damned Damned Damned
the poppunked
The Fartz Because This Fuckin' World Stinks...
very stinky fartcore
The Halo Effect Days of the Lost
so this is supposed to be a 90s gothenburg reboot but its just a more straightforward modern dt album
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland
jimi n friends know how to jam across a double album
The Rolling Stones Some Girls
14/16 albums in and between miss you, shattered, and general rockability this album is easily their best up to now
The Sins of Thy Beloved Perpetual Desolation
no wonder they stopped here. plenty of potential but none executed
The Tragically Hip Phantom Power
simply a mid tth
The Tragically Hip We Are The Same
its too long but does have struggle has a name, they manage to keep the mid momentum throughout
The Tragically Hip Now For Plan A
some strong songs on the front but soon devolves into their usual half assed drudgery
The Who A Quick One
innocent 60s jams n sillinesses. boris the spider vox damnnnnnnn
Theatres Des Vampires Candyland
mostly cringe with some talent, a female led somewhat symphonic mariman
Theatres Des Vampires Moonlight Waltz
those who admire the magic of symph but are unable to create it themselves
Thin Lizzy Thin Lizzy
damn lizzy got sum ahrd riffs, not consistently but they there
Thirty Seconds to Mars 30 Seconds To Mars
some not bad mm influenced alt rocks without anything compelling
Three Days Grace One-X
the quintessential emo pop album
Three Days Grace Explosions
dunno why this ones so hated. each track is a mid pop emo sensation with some lectryfects, highlight in lifetime
Three Days Grace Lost In You EP
gets a good boost for their cover of chain even though they kind of ruin it, other tracks not much to them
Thyrfing Farsotstider
the fuck happened to the folk metal masterpieces? this is such blatant mid 2000s bm shit
Thyrfing De Ödeslösa
a completely different band. its just this overly polished stupid modern bm sound like behemoth but worse. they act like theyre being epic but are anything but
Thyrfing Vanagandr
back to more folkish business and better production but ultimately not an entertaining album
Timeghoul Panaramic Twilight
they took what they once had and made it suck. the good parts of mimas are good tho
Tomb Mold The Enduring Spirit
a couple examples of how to deathprog if youre going to do deathprog like memory and whispers, symbolic but still actual death metal, prog sections not lasting too long or matching/complimenting the dm beat, but then they decide they want to be boring and its all downhill watery dm or straight prog bleh
Tommy Emmanuel Center Stage
guy goes ahrder than anyone on acoustic but a nearly 2 hr show is a bit much
Tormentor Anno Domini
one of the zaniest albums of 89, this not only sounds nothing like a demo but foreshadows gorgoroths main inspiration as well as mayhems post de mysteriis albums via attila
Training for Utopia The Falling Cycle
holy fuck u have some actual muz here, why they degenerated into their album crap idk but u can hear the demon hunter debut on this
Trans-Siberian Orchestra The Christmas Attic
a variety of styles with a floyd/loaf/john core. some yngwie, several traditional covers, a bite o jazz. he sees is good while naturally canon is the star here
Trans-Siberian Orchestra Christmas Eve and Other Stories
some tracks are made more exceptional but for the most part just a typical layout and christmas album recording. needs more yngwie
Tribulation Hamartia
title is some cool black n roll, mids are mid, and then... def leppard?!?
Tristania Beyond the Veil
rly only serves as practice for sixes n sevens, but also utterly proves that veland was always far better off on his own an actual band holding him back. only admired beyond avg by simps bc nekkid wahmen and the avg beauty that is vebeke being way out of their league
Turisas The Varangian Way
alestorm but with moderate effort
Tyr Valkyrja
a weird total balance of good and bad. for every rising melody there is a crashing standstill, for every decent chorus they fuck up the rest of the track. vox are love-hate, no solid tracks here but moments exist
U2 Boy
some good tunes but theyve also always been annoying
UGK Ridin' Dirty
decent enough popraps
Ulcerate Shrines of Paralysis
an actually decent techdeath album
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
"ok bro i know we sound like every bm band on the market but i know what we can do to stand out" 'hell yea brah whats is it' "ok so you know how our moms always took us to church every sunday right? well--hear me out--we add a gregorian chant to every song!" 'fuck yea bro thats so met--wait what?'
Ulver Perdition City
better technolectrix but lose the garbo jazz n talentless vox
Unanimated Victory in Blood
dissection without direction
Unanimated In the Forest of the Dreaming Dead
did dissection before dissection but dissection perfected dissection
Unanimated In the Light of Darkness
a melodeath dissection bleh
Unleashed Odalheim
another of their more decent albums employing some almost black riffs
Unleashed Shadows in the Deep
a lot better and much more straight up death metally than their other albums
Unleashed The Hunt For White Christ
this one's actually decent. some good fun without anything amazing
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You
as a double lp goes without saying its too long, but also dont mind it so much, a bit more elevated than the usual background music, zenny, good variety in instrumentation without being ruined by incongruous vox most of the time
Unwound New Plastic Ideas
decent noise rock/punk no standouts
Vaakevandring Demo 2000
a lackluster release. however they did release a great symph black track in fall of man on a split comp album around this time
Vader Lead Us!!!
decentish deathrash...and then a slayer cover
Vader Kingdom
some decent deathrash followed by sum bullshit techno crap
Vader De Profundis
dont like this vader, they went too techy and it sounds flat and impotent
Vader Necropolis
mid vader without any highlights save the black metal cover
Vader Revelations
mid vader, highlights in wolftribe n whisper
Valkyrja The Invocation of Demise
rly boring plain avg modern bm
Van Halen 1984
van halen step it up for an ultra pop rock album featuring the decades ubiquitous classics jump, panama, and ac/dc rip off drop dead legs
Van Halen Zero
pure if lower quality 70s rocks a couple from i a couple from ii and mostly b sides used for later
Varathron His Majesty at the Swamp
mid melodic blackdoom but flowers of my youth is nice
Vaultwraith Decomposing Spells
another joky sometimes dece riffs bum, death bikini tho yes pls ( ? ?? ?)
Venom Cast in Stone
evidentally the reunion didnt go so well as this is easily the worst cronos album. not a single banger except if you count raised in hell for the lolvox
Venom Inc. There's Only Black
old man mrockrashes by post life crisis boomers wanting to relive the bands of their youth with the only venom influence in their lyrics. wait its actually mantas? no way
Venom Inc. Dein Fleisch
great baseline but not much to the song
Vikorra Doom The Ghost from Sheol
not especially grounding dung synths but airy and light
Viras II Material Promocional
some bm adjacent silliness that evidently didnt get them a deal
Visions Of Atlantis The Deep & The Dark
actually some decent tracks on this after 2 straight bombs, highlight in return to lemuria
Visit Kalvhaga hardcore ambient
get this guy a record deal NOW
Vitriol (USA) Suffer & Become
sigh...what the fuck is this? it starts amazing, shame and its afterbirth is great modern behemothy blackened death. but then their derpcore roots start to become exposed, and you think its just a minor slip up, but no, as your hope of giving this a 4 avalanches down the cliff and the rotten nasty roots become fully exposed like the erection of an ugly uncircumsized wiener
Vladislav Delay Anima
very nice effective sleepy lectry asmr, need to the dialogue bookends, not music
Volbeat Seal the Deal & Let's Boogie
their best album since debut, devil n title are good while black rose boasts the best chorus theyve written, bonus for evigt significantly better than english bliss n one of their best songs as well
Vomir Claustration
1: relaxing white noise (did you hear the change in noise ~57 mins?) 2: also relaxing white noise 3: the ultimate relaxing white noise it ended too soon
Warfare Pure Filth
pure venom wannabes
Warkvlt Unleash the Beasts of War
grind length typical dm songs, cool cover tho
Warlock Burning the Witches
a motionsgoing look we r metalz debut
Wedrujacy Wiatr O Turniach, Jeziorach I Nocnych Szlakach
rly nothing beyond avg blackgaze, the tremz only about 5 inches long
Weird Al Yankovic "Weird Al" Yankovic
parodies are great but his originals are meh
Whispered Thousand Swords
japanese instrumentation is well done but the rest is avg lackluster mdm
White Hell Lucifer
thrashy venomy punky early japanese metal
Whitechapel A New Era of Corruption
have to appreciate them going behind the veil of typical derpcore but derpcore be derpcore
Whitechapel Our Endless War
have to admit wc at least make derpcore occasionally interesting, title n burn have the best bits
Whitechapel Whitechapel
whitechapel once again making derpcore nearly worth listening to with more metallic tendencies and conscious composition
Whitesnake Whitesnake
first half of the american version is total ass but goes along a lot more smoothly from give me all your love onward to the ending european tracks 2.5
Whitney Houston Whitney
whitney rulz
Whitney Houston Whitney Houston
how will i know and all at once-ish are the lookers on whitney's debut
Winter's Edge The Guardians of Our Time, Pt.1
butt rock riffs and mid singing. not good
Wintersun Time I
exaggeratingly and often clichedly operatic, odd timing choices, way too many clean vox, this barely resembles self titled, full of air like a bouncy castle. still when time fades is a nice enough wintersun x japan intro and title track isnt bad either
Witchfynde Give 'em Hell
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Within Temptation Wireless
lectrypop rockers with the intrums often sounding better than the banal voiced mixes
Within Temptation Mother Earth
title n queen have some influence but ultimately mother earth doesnt have it
Within Temptation Don't Pray For Me
it so good pop
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Clarinet Concerto in A major, K. 622
squidward would love this, it's rather drab and goes on far past its worth
Woodtemple Feel the Anger of the Wind
some rather plain and unadventurous atmoblack
Wormwitch Heaven that Dwells Within
rly amateur avg melobleath
X-Caliber Warriors of the Night
too much sap not enough metal
xanopticon Liminal Space
dont mind this at all pretty chill but it all blends together into the same homogeneous technofest
Yellowcard Lights and Sounds
buncha midgoods that goes on for too long
Yellowcard Paper Walls
they get so close to trv bangers so many times but it just never assimilates
Yellowcard Deep Cuts
this is carried by the great live edition of hollywood. acoustics are bleh
Yellowman A Very, Very Yellow Christmas
first half goes much ahrder than the second, a bit of reggae is great, a full christmas reggae album is a bit much, but jamaica jamaica we dont got now snow rulz
Yeule Glitch Princess
actually not that bad asmr. better when she isnt speaking. listened to and rating the full 5 n a half hours, 1.5 without out of love
Yngwie Malmsteen Fire & Ice
bunch of midgoods with one great track in no mercy
YOURMOM Lost in Nothing
garbo vocals ruins a lot of great punktal riffs
YOURMOM The Escape
dunno what the fuck happened between dissent and this but the quality went way down until you get to con huevos

2.0 poor
2Pac Still I Rise
not too bad but nothing really great either
2Pac The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory
another not so great one with generally decent effects
2Pac Loyal to the Game
highlights in ghetto gospel, thugs get lonely too, and dont you trust me. lmao @ the random but appropriate sea shanty beat on hennessey, pouring drinks on the remix is also a nice touch
2Pac Me Against the World
chill but nothing really stands out trv 2
2Pac Until the End of Time
all filler until all out which is dope af. roaddogz is decent, but pretty pointless otherwise
50 Cent Curtis
fiddy's first disappointment
A Flock of Seagulls Dream Come True
this is fucking silly. some good instrumentation esp in the first half but its so janky and uninspired and cringe
A Plea for Purging The Life & Death of A Plea For Purging
room n words are actually decent tracks, they def tried to go out not as the most generic mccore band
Aaron Shust Nothing to Fear
same mid efforts with some random effect additions that inevitably get forgotten about
Aaron Shust Anything Worth Saying
there's worse ccm. give it all is pretty good n my savior isnt bad either
Aaron Shust Whispered and Shouted
not the worst of ccm, some thought goes into the compositions n long live the king is actually pretty good
Aaron Shust Take Over
starts holy but soon becomes he who cannot hear
Aaron Shust This Is What We Believe
needs more RIFFS
Aaron Shust Unto Us
some symphonic effects make this a little more interesting than the usual christmas/shust bum but that jazz infused go tell it cover is pretty damn cringe
Aaron Shust Doxology
some energy at the beginning and end but not much else
ABBA Ring Ring
song titles sound like an affair that turned into a threesome. anyway besides title n nina nothing too standout and those themselves are more annoying than anything
ABBA The Visitors
rly weird abba album, nothing much good except parts of one of us
Absurd (GER) Thuringian Pagan Madness
this absurd demo makes deathcrush look like the mona lisa
Absurd (GER) Facta Loquuntur
bunch of basic/below avg bm with some random mrocks
AC/DC Stiff Upper Lip
notta, nothing to see here, an old barely functional plug
AC/DC Fly On The Wall
an even less inspiring rock album, becoming out of date like the more energy losing and less versatile dc in their name
AC/DC Blow Up Your Video
more of the same until you hit the decently powerful ballad in twos up, a little gem ac/dc wouldnt seem capable of
AC/DC The Razors Edge
thunderstruck is a bonnie era hit but everything else is wannabe rock and crudity
AC/DC Ballbreaker
some of their old spirit but nothing significant
Accept Breaker
rly not that good despite the energy they put into it
Accept Eat the Heat
xtc n prisoner followed by some of the most atrociously plagiarized pop rocks, n wtf put udo back on vox rn
Accept Too Mean to Die
this is the mighty profit snek, luring u in to take ur moneyz in the false hope there might be sthg worthwhile on this rock album
Accept Accept
badly produced rock by some young tryhards, all energy without talent
Acid Witch Witchtanic Hellucinations
a better, more halloweeny, and actually listenable demilich. witchblood cult and black witch are jams
Acid Witch Stoned
the spoopiness doesnt make up for the medicore dm unfortunately
Adele 25
poorer version of 21, several tracks that are almost bangers but fall just short
Adele Hometown Glory
poppy 21st century gatsbys with some decent highs and good instrumentation but ultimately hollow and immature
Adele iTunes Live From SoHo
tries to be classy ends up annoying, accoustical versions not as good either
Aerosmith A Little South of Sanity
and the award for most generic rock band of all time goes to...aerosmith!!!
Aerosmith Toys in the Attic
u got the infamous walk dis way n sweet emo, rest dont no nuttin doe
Aerosmith Done With Mirrors
another indistinguishable below avg rock album save the akakakaakakow on darkness
Aerosmith Permanent Vacation
dear god the singles on this are the worst
After the Burial Rareform
after the djent - djentform
Agalloch The Mantle
a mega fanboy album everyone and their grandmother thinks is satan's gift to man, but rly just a bunch of poseurs believing bc this still technically has riffs and raspy 'black' vox it is 'metal'. that said its not all bad, the acoustic sections do have that prolonged asmr feel to them, and haughm's rasps are quite nice, though he cant hold a tune when singing cleanly (hence all the layering). rather than the amazing bastion of whatever poseur term this gets labelled, this album is simply ambient acoustic with some easy listening bm thrown in for good measure. trv rating 1.5
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
first two tracks are excellent, becoming everything the mantle wishes it was (elec guitars cover a multitude of sins), though they go on for too long. 3rd is negligible, but from then on it begins to stagnate. fire above is far too repetitive and goes on forever, then everything after that is mantle pt 2. bonus track is just a short white noise yt video with some diddles at the end
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America
dumb gccore
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agoraphobic Nosebleed
how to be a bitch and ruin both punk and metal
Agoraphobic Nosebleed A Clockwork Sodom
a more basic but well produced grind
Agoraphobic Nosebleed The Glue That Binds Us
side coc dumb af, side dri dece covers n grinds
Agoraphobic Nosebleed A Joyful Noise
merry ANUS the salty cope in the lyrics lmao
Agoraphobic Nosebleed The Honkey Reduxtion
a classic 30 second premature ejaculation
Ahoy Flatline: How the Amiga Languished
much better asmr album than their most recent release, some cool tracks just chillin
Air Supply The One That You Love
not bad but nothing special, generic love songs
Air Supply Life Support
an ok album with lost in love the only smacker
Air Supply Lost in Love
some good licks and passages but fuck they never learned how to close it
Air Supply Hearts in Motion
a few tracks that almost get magical
Air Supply The Air Supply Story Vol. 1
japan got jipped a bit with a lot of the lessers on this
Air Supply Yours Truly
slightly better overall than their previous 4 albums but nothing gripping
Air Supply Mumbo Jumbo
surprisingly contemporary, these old men prove they can compete with any 21st century pop icon including a highlight in faith and the ultra cringe lovesex
Al-Namrood Enkar
damn it namrood boring album smh
Al-Namrood Wala'at
damn it namrood i thought u were special
Alan Jackson Let It Be Christmas
country lilted generic big box super store tracks found in every home hardware, white christmas is alright
Alestorm Seventh Rum of a Seventh Rum
starts good with cape fear n party but soon turns for the worse with magyarorszag (the pronunciation is terrible) and is just a bunch of filler afterwards
Alestorm No Grave But the Sea (For Dogs)
pentahook is a legit jam the rest idk why i listened to this
Alestorm No Grave But the Sea
anchor is the only song worth listening to again and again
Alestorm Curse of the Crystal Coconut (16th Century Version
sounds a lot better in some ways than the original
Alestorm Battleheart
alestorm but with total balls production
Alestorm Leviathan
only wolves of the sea sounds decent, get your german wenches on tho
Alexisonfire Alexisonfire
as always take out the 'core n this besides archery might actually be listenable
Alexisonfire Dog's Blood
dallasgreencore dallasgreenin
Alexisonfire Math Sheet Demos
somehow isnt as offensively bad as one should think
Alexisonfire Pink Heart Skull Sampler
eh not too bad
Alexisonfire The Insulation Tapes
a couple of aos' better songs
Alexisonfire iTunes Originals
this is usual dallasgreencore without anything especially ear pulling
Alice Cooper Billion Dollar Babies
when they just kept putting out stupid shit like this its no wonder vincent damon had to take it all over, tho i love the dead is a pretty epic closer
Alice Cooper Paranormal
kiddie ditties for your niece n nephew
Alice Cooper Raise Your Fist and Yell
cooper going thru the motions with his typical mock horror rock
Alice Cooper The Last Temptation
pretty plain cooper nothing much interesting
Alice Cooper Along Came a Spider
mild modern rock alice cooper style nothing good nothing terrible
Alice Cooper Dragontown
pretty solid in its mediocrity, u could tolerate it if its all u had
Alice Cooper Love It To Death
spirited jam rock nothing too interesting
Alice Cooper Breadcrumbs
alice makin more meh rock songz
Alice Cooper The Sound Of A
garbo title followed by some meh rock songz
Alice in Chains Dirt
when u want to be in a rock band so bad u copy everyone else trv rating 1
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies
excuses is dece but otherwise hillybilly button lint gross trv 1.5
Alice in Chains We Die Young
pseudo metallic riffs with entirely grunge everything else n its not even that hooky
Alice Longyu Gao Singles
a combination of die antwoord, cardi b, n babymetal to fulfill your craving for all those wtf moments
Alice Longyu Gao Hello Kitty
BELIEVE THE HYPE HETERO BITCHES
Alternate Reality Alternate Reality
talentless vox ruin the otherwise decent mrock, awesome videos though with plenty of hot women
Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods
now THIS is where they fell off the cliff. anyone who disagrees is a tard fite me
Amon Amarth Jomsviking
this album would be about 25% better if johan just stfu with his lame ass lyrics and unvaried shout
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
Valhall 3.5; runes 2.5; hermod 2; gods 3; title 1.5; black birds 2.5; northern star 1.5; prediction 2 everyone who thinks this is their best is a herpaderp lmao
Amon Amarth Thor Arise
amon trying to make actual death metal is almost as bad as their later albums
Amon Amarth The Great Heathen Army
yea so better than the last 2 snoozers but not by a ton, highlights in ring n heidrun
Amorphis Under the Red Cloud
the usual 3 good tracks per album are death, the amazing dark path, and tree of ages, but theyre mired in a whole lot of below avg suck unfortunately
Amorphis The Karelian Isthmus
good thing they are amorphis otherwise we might have a dozen albums of this blehmetal
Amorphis Evil Inside
a sample of morphy going metal prog silly
Amun Spectra and Obsession
first couple tracks, what is this amateur hour? immature child gaze with some dece keys but thats it. ghosts is better but some prog, cheese but fun keys. title pretty solid, track 5 is pure bullshit. finally the 34 min track is a mix of all previous, a dece section followed by pure crap in several shitcycles
Anata Under a Stone With No Inscription
annoying album going thrash to death to melodic to thrash to generic riffs to doodly dos and everything in between with meh semi shouty death vox, a total lack of coherence. prog shit esp annoying and would be vastly improve the album if it just wasnt there
Anata Dreams of Death and Dismay
just full of average modern dm. more tolerable than most techdeth
Anathema Judgement
drony but not overly moany pralts deep was almost good
Andrea Bocelli Romanza
he's actually quite annoying, only partiro/time is worth anything
Andrew W.K. The Wolf
semish fun hyper pop rocks
Angel Witch Angel of Light
eh nothing interesting on their twilight album either
Ankhara Dueño del tiempo
painfully amateur spanish pm
Ankhara Sinergía
once again some simple unoffensive just some friends having fun pm
Anna Murphy Cellar Darling (Re-Mixed)
much better than the official release, a lot of tracks become actually listenable, and title track is even a highlight
Anthrax Worship Music
one of the weirdest rock albums of all time for sure
Anthrax For All Kings
decentish rock songs. thank god that wasnt a death cover
Anthrax Nothing
dumb nude muddley mrocks and annoying covers
Anti-Flag The Bright Lights of America
antiflag at their poppiest yet
Anti-Flag Die For the Government
80s punk spruced up to be more accessible melodic n poppy
Anti-Flag Mobilize
low mid punks with half an album of live tracks? they aint anti cash grabbin thats for sure
Anti-Flag The Terror State
total pop punk commercialization complete hail capitalism
Anvil Metal on Metal
classic canadian album that devolves from trv metal with a highlight in metal on metal to filler prog until finally generic radio butt rock
Arachnid (MAL) Compelled to Distort
crappy modern slightly tech/brutal dm
Arch Enemy Doomsday Machine
as usual amott ruins a lot of otherwise good or great tracks, lyrics are terrible all around, nemesis is fun and easily their most uplifting, my apocalypse is a boss room battle
Arch Enemy Anthems of Rebellion
dead eyes is the best track with amott fuckups at minimum, rise is decent, but other than that a whole heap of mdm hash trash
Arch Enemy Wages of Sin
nice red album cover, enemy is a great song, amott ruins a lot of whats on here as he does anything he's involved with resulting in mid songs that could have been good as well as a lot of abominations
Arch Enemy Stigmata
ever since their inception arch had mastered the ability to be incredibly boring except for a select few sections on each song that make you think they could be worth more and so you try them out each time only to be disappointed yet again. i blame lazy amott
Arch Enemy Will to Power
yea so this ones pretty boring save world and eagle so much for new vox
Arch Enemy Rise of the Tyrant
has blood on ur hands, revolution, n vultures (prob gossow's best performance and likely best ae song despite the filler sections) but the rest are the usual amott/gossow fuckups
Arch Enemy Revolution Begins
two of the better tracks on the new lp followed by utter duds
Arch Enemy Deceivers
yep house of mirrors is the only thing worth listening to
Ariana Grande Dangerous Woman
has its hits but mostly misses, every single track save greedy being that attempt at slow swagger seduction, bad decisions the best of the bunch, but does this woman have a single song that isnt explicitly about sex? can we just take a nice walk in the park now and again instead of going straight to bed? just a little girl pretending to be a suave lady
Ariana Grande Yours Truly
def a debut with some work put into it, nothing cogent
Ariana Grande Christmas Kisses
sounds a bit better when she's not talking about getting dicked 24/7
Ariana Grande Christmas and Chill
christmas, gone sexual ( ? ?? ?)
Arsis A Celebration of Guilt
mdm done in the crappiest way possible
Arsis Unwelcome
unwelcome u say? so polite. have a 2 your tech riffs suck and high pitched stanne vox are horrible
As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security
mediocre to dece mdm tethered down by shitty mccore. harder than scar symmetry anyway
As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us
better in everything than shadows yet also less, the mccore is just as dominant as the mediocre-dece mdm, lacks the slight power boost of powerless. ironically tho this prob has the most enjoyable tracks of their career in nothing left, title, n esp sound of truth
As I Lay Dying Shaped by Fire
postattempingtokillyourwifecore. neat. a lot more cleans on this album which unsurprisingly improves it otherwise tbh gilbert going ahrd. fuck me i actually like my own grave
As I Lay Dying Beneath the Encasing of Ashes
their least mccore and yet still bleh record
As I Lay Dying Frail Words Collapse
forever is decent but the rest is a more hype typical mccore
As I Lay Dying Cauterize
out of the box ailds
Ash of Ashes Down the White Waters
lethargic poorly done prog folk with an occasional metal strum to prevent total rem
Asking Alexandria Reckless and Relentless
a good attempt at making mccore sound interesting anyway
Asking Alexandria From Death to Destiny
melodic popcorns exemplifying how they became a household name
Assuck Anticapital
below mid deathgrind sucks ass agreed
Assuck Born Backwards
this ass sucks alright. not much going on and can barely hear that low ass mix
Assuck Blindspot
well prodded deathgrind regular
At the Gates The Nightmare of Being
the music is fine but...he sounds so old...old man metal.............
At the Gates At War with Reality
more decent mdm tunes ruined by lindberg's shot to hell voice
Atreyu A Death-Grip on Yesterday
adding some plain emo/rock to general mccore makes this...less mccorey
Atreyu Congregation of the Damned
melodic mcpops ever so slightly better than their last batch
Atrocity Todessehnsucht
shitty shitty progshit except here n there n archangel
Attack Attack! Dark Waves
its not even that bad, top mccore 2023
Attack Attack! Long Time, No Sea
spec effect mccore go RAWR!
August Burns Red Messengers
i cant deny the melodies but its still mccore so
August Burns Red Thrill Seeker
debut mccore, scary stuff
August Burns Red Leveler
has a few fun diddlies but otherwise another mcbore
August Burns Red Phantom Anthem
sum fun diddlies to make this not the worst mccore
August Burns Red Guardians
one final mccorin poundin again with sum nice little riffies now n again putting them above most mccore yet nothing gripping
August Burns Red Lost Messengers: The Outtakes
a couple fairly decent melomccores, carol bells for sum reason, sillinesses, and demos of the daily trash
August Burns Red Guardians Sessions
crappy mccore tracks and some sillies
Autechre elseq 1
damn dem robots sure like gettin in bed
Autechre elseq 2
el sex a robotica
Autechre elseq 1-5
as a collection, a series of long meandering nearly pointless practically joyless dates
Autopsy Acts of the Unspeakable
doom is gloom, death is meth
Autopsy Tourniquets, Hacksaws and Graves
finally after decades they put out something almost worth listening to
Autopsy The Tomb Within
more doomy than thrashy n i dunt like it
Autopsy Retribution for the Dead
eh its autopsy
Autopsy Fiend for Blood
garbage auto until that last solo
Autumn's Grey Solace Within the Depths of a Darkened Forest
vox ruin this a lot give me dreams without your incessant prattling
Avantasia The Mystery Of Time
where clock hands freeze is the only worthwhile track
Avatar Dance Devil Dance
bit of a mindfuck genrewise. rob zombie x king diamond x modern helloween x generic mccore x random other shit. the mccore bits instantly ruin the momentum built while theyre going on but otherwise not intolerable, though the constant genre hopping kind of pisses me off like im listening to a mix of 5 different records. highlight in title track which does it better than any other
Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet
young raw energy makes this slightly ever so better than all their other shit, but it's still trash
Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King
cant even get a pop rock bum right only dece track is title, almost shepherd
Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare
could be worse. not as bad as certain other bands' lame attempts to incorporate theatrics
Avenged Sevenfold The Stage
at this point im convinced any sequence of notes they do get right is pure chance
Avenged Sevenfold Black Reign
avengin 7 try goin ahrd but still squeak like mouse
Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing
yet another pop punk album that doesnt have much beyond its hits. i dont have to try sounds like a cute feminine version of a bodom song tho might actually listen to that one in real time
Avril Lavigne Under My Skin
a collection of below avg punkpops save happy ending which is prob her best song, nobodys home p good too
Avril Lavigne Head Above Water
a much less punky and entirely pop lavigne. songs are meh at best
Avril Lavigne Avril Lavigne
half pop, half punk, the best of both worlds. why that cover tho
Avril Lavigne I'm a Mess
n this collab is just reeted through n through until solo bite, jap tracks short mids
Azarath Blasphemers' Maledictions
you'd think being a quarter+ behemoth this would be better. everything until abjection is ruined by typical prog derptation. abjection itself, being devoid of said derptation, is easily the best song. some cool riffage afterwards but it's few and far between, again largely ruined. inferno just really liked the thelema and zos era i guess
にんぷたい Nymph
spa music followed by some phat japan girl beats and repeat
BABYMETAL BABYMETAL
first half until akatsuki is quite fun, n akatsuki itself i love, but then its creators forget theyre supposed to be making a metal album and just go full anime j pop. would also be a lot better if they got an actual singer instead of some teen dreams with avg vocals
BABYMETAL BABYMETAL x Kiba of Akiba
the hitsune miku bits are fun but then you have the little girl vox and horrible breakdowns, and some stupid anime opening at the end
Bad Brains I Against I
from bad brains to butt brains
Bad Religion No Control
typical punks but a transition between 80s hc and 90s poppunk
Bad Religion Into the Unknown
mediocre punk band, mediocre pop rock band, mediocre any band
Bahamadia Good Rap Music
is it tho
Barathrum Witchmaster
rather bleh lofi black doom
Barathrum Battlecry
another confused lofi mess of bleh
Bare Infinity Always Forever
overly long ultra poppy average voxed symphs
Be'lakor Coherence
sounds like they took the worst of opeth, agalloch and omnium g, threw it in a blender and called it a day
Be'lakor Of Breath and Bone
yeah nearly a decade later this is still omnium wannabe motions going shit with one of the worst covers ever
Beastie Boys Ill Communication
holy crap this is long. best track is sabotage
Behemoth Thelema.6
the longer this goes on the more i hate it. why'd they have to go proggy man? explains the shitty cover at least
Behemoth Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond)
goddamnit behemoth you and everyone else need to stop imitating death's shitty albums
Behemoth Thy Becoming Eternal
its official bois, moth have gone the way of the dimmy
Belphegor Bondage Goat Zombie
as can be inferred by the title, another boring slog
Belphegor Walpurgis Rites - Hexenwahn
save title track this is their most lethargic n boring bum yet
Belphegor Conjuring The Dead
motionsgoing bullshit
Ben Folds Five Whatever and Ever, Amen
jammy sappy forgettable poprocks
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus
an eclectic mix of mccore, derpcore, metal, prog rock, emo, noise rock, some actual dm on dglgmut and random bm on destructo
Beyonce 4
pure party pops better than most of her shit
Beyonce Lemonade
beyonce's best produced/heaviest sounding album, but the same themes and airy reality as every other keep it from having any meaning
Beyond The Black Songs Of Love And Death
basic bitch symph, they tried i guess
Biffy Clyro The Vertigo of Bliss
pic is ur mom thinking about me. anyway as usual prog sections suck the typical pop punk vibes they put out are much, much better
Billie Eilish When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
has its moments but ultimately isn't much different from any other teen idol, crafted particularly for the emo generation. the amount of her brother's influence on this is blatantly obvious and ends up being creepier than anything else. bonus come out is better than the majority of the actual album. also whats with looking like a nuclear skunk?
Billy Idol Billy Idol
plain pop rocks sounding just as present day as 1982
Billy Idol Rebel Yell
title is the only decent track on this collection of pop rockers
Billy Talent Crisis Of Faith
only good song is beg to differ with d'sa almost making reactor a runner up. rest is either lazy or a total joke like judged or 'hanging out with all the wrong ppl' lmao what a title nile and 9/10 bm bands called they want their long ass song name back
Billy Talent Afraid of Heights
their worst most generic boring album for sure. the infection of songs with a few good chords but mired in total filler is the worst yet, with the crutch being only mostly complete song. some fun synth work on horses n chariots but doesnt save it
Bjork Post
an eclectic combination of of pop and heavy synth beats with charming english imperfections
Bjork Homogenic
so did all this happen bc no one had the courage to tell her she couldnt sing? trv rating 1.5
Bjork Vespertine
holy fuck this is boring idk how u guys tolerate this trv rating 1
Black Funeral Vukolak
the constant fuckin marilyn manson distortion on the vox doesnt make u metal dude. good instrums tho
Black Sabbath The Eternal Idol
the album 2 models risked their lives for just for some shitty 80s rock alongside a painfully average singer and a corny st reference in title
Black Sabbath Never Say Die!
the worst ozzy album without any adherence to who they used to be, total soft rock for the masses without even a single catch
Blasphemophagher The III Command of the Absolute Chaos
and then an even more streamlined short stacked motionsgoing modern dm release smh
Blind Guardian Beyond the Red Mirror
a slightly better bg, highlight in holy grail a rare good bg track
Blind Guardian A Voice In The Dark
title is annoying af, the voice is ok, war of thrones is eh
Blind Guardian Merry Xmas Everybody
a nice cover art but not so majestic a cover track
blink-182 Blink-182
really just has always like why
blink-182 Neighborhoods
watered down poppunks showing very much these are grown men writing teen bops
Blissed Death Is Not the End
crappy unknown christian rock
Blitzkrieg A Time Of Changes
sum rather weak mrocks esp for 1985
Blue Oyster Cult Tyranny and Mutation
we jammin alright just not hitting the spot
Blut Aus Nord Disharmonium - Undreamable Abysses
not so much an album as a soundtrack for dark souls or doom. feels like another stimulation is supposed to go with it. somehow goes on too long despite being avg length
Boards of Canada Geogaddi
this is just ambient videogame music trv rating 1
Boards of Canada The Campfire Headphase
decentish asmr rock
Boards of Canada Aquarius
vocals in title ruin it but chinook is alright
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
this shit's boring af even by asmr standards. fuck your damn orange
Boards of Canada In a Beautiful Place Out in the Country
more like bored of canada amirite? jk zoetrope is nice
Boards of Canada Hi Scores
chill beatz
Boards of Canada Twoism
good elevator tunes
Boards of Canada Acid Memories
counting the fakes as part of the ep, its still the same mild opiate
Boards of Canada Play by Numbers
so ascends bored in canada
Bob Marley and The Wailers Exodus
a few tracks of reggae is ok, a whole album is bleh
Bolt Thrower The IVth Crusade
consistently below avg to mid dm with nothing much else to say
Bon Jovi Bounce
best album in a decade...which isnt saying much unfortunately ;(
Bon Jovi Crush
a general bore without any highlights save that one solo
Bon Jovi Have a Nice Day
worse than bounce but better than those before after faith
Bon Jovi 100 Million Bon Jovi Fans Can't Be Wrong
bon jovi proving they did an excellent job in trimming the crap from their lps
Borknagar The Archaic Course
holy shit is this an annoying pain in the ass deliberately? talentless folk with hashes in bm
Born of Osiris The Discovery
yes keys will even make derpcore more listenable
Botch We Are the Romans
the great granddaddy of all that is shit. trv rating -billion
Botch An Anthology of Dead Ends
lmam
Bowling for Soup Bowling for Soup
good general energy but goes on for too long and nothing beyond generic poppunks
Bowling for Soup Drunk Enough To Dance
gots girl n i ran cover is a perfect 5 but not part of the orig album so it doesnt count. tracks up to surf colorado decent but after that just plummets into generic dross
Bowling for Soup Rock On Honorable Ones!!
i cant imagine getting up everyday just to grift with generic poppunks that all sound the same
Bowling for Soup A Hangover You Don't Deserve
sucks except for the eternal 1985. like why is it this long and why do they just slap so many fillers that just dont need to be there
Bowling for Soup Sorry for Partyin'
better tracks on this one
Bowling for Soup Lunch. Drunk. Love.
typical bowls n soups
Bowling for Soup Pop Drunk Snot Bread
one final just ok with no highlights
Bowling for Soup On Your Mark, Get Set... Smoke a Cigarette
sum silly soup bowls
Bowling for Soup Merry Flippin Christmas
this really didnt have to happen, except miss you most on christmas
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
a handful of decent riffs but nothing substantial, a mix of acoustic pop and emo/punk that like so many other bands superficially attempts to tickle the souldepth and arrogantly believes itself to be doing so yet is nothing but pure air
Bread Bread
penicillin
Bread Manna
definitely not from heaven but could sustain you if left with nothing else
Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It...
melodies and extra effects are on point, easily best horizon, too bad it all has a mccore base it could have been something pretty good, least cringy cover too, highlight in cursed
Britney Spears ...Baby One More Time
not worth much beyond title and that distinct late 90s vibe
Britney Spears Britney and Kevin: Chaotic
not actually that bad but kevin looks and is fucking retarded
Bruce Springsteen Only the Strong Survive
its alright. dont play n broken bop
Bryan Adams Bryan Adams
not that bad, your typical 70s/80s pop rocks, some good piano lines
Buckethead Bucketheadland
a handful of riffs and a whole lotta bullshit
Buffalo Springfield Buffalo Springfield Again
country yokel singalongs
Bullet for My Valentine The Poison
the emo punk n melos make this not unlistenable mccore, tears is actually pretty good
Burzum Filosofem
jesus tod is my jam but the rest is such a waste of time fuck off varg
Burzum The Ways of Yore
a mostly empty cavern containing a handful of mournful old goblins
Burzum Thulêan Mysteries
the worst of vargs ambients with silly voiceovers and yet doesnt seem like an hour and a half passage, save the piano driven closer all tracks blend together like an asmr video
Burzum Thulean Mysteries
zumunumunum mystery
Burzum The Reincarnation of Ódinn
not much goin on for varg in 2023
Buzzcocks Another Music in a Different Kitchen
punk beatles go brrrrrr
Camel Moonmadness
a less envisioning mirage u can tell its fake
Candlemass Nightfall
night falls, curtains close
Candlemass Death Magic Doom
a bit more rocky rolly but just barely stands out from their other later albums
Candlemass Witchcraft
pretty much as good or better on debut just dat prod tho
Candlemass Tales of Creation (Demo)
a created demo for sure
Candlemass Death Thy Lover
plain ol' candyass but with an awesome cover
Candlemass The Pendulum
another meh to eh candlymuss ep, nothing good, nothing too bad, demos galore
Candlemass House Of Doom
another decentish canlaymass ep showcasing more of what theyve always done
Candlemass Sweet Evil Sun
too much drawled out heavy and little doom. only decent track is scandinavian gods
Cannibal Corpse Vile
the least interesting album cover next to suicide, kill, n plague, penis or not. not impressed with corpsegrinder's vocals here, very flat and boring, though his screams are certainly better than barnes
Cannibal Corpse Gallery of Suicide
boring cover, why are you naked n how are you casually standing straight up while disemboweling yourself? n the musics just about as boring n nonsensical save every bone broken
Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed
gore obsessed yes. riff obsessed not rly
Cannibal Corpse Red Before Black
i take it back, this is the worst cc album cover, as well as title. ok so we got unnecessarily slow sections that they claim as 'doom' elements, corpse actually singing and holding notes of parts of shedding skin though is interesting, like the chugs in scavenger, not much else here though
Cannibal Corpse Worm Infested
wormy records agreed
Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse
dead on arrival
Cannibal Corpse Hammer Smashed Face
basic bitch dm with some cannibalized covers
Cannibal Corpse Chaos Horrific
eh its another corpse album
Carach Angren Death Came Through a Phantom Ship
one of many black metal dramas directed by this dutch entourage. unfortunately they aint no shakespeare
Carach Angren Where the Corpses Sink Forever
very silly, lame clearly enunciated shouts, basic bitch symph arrangements, stale guitar other than the bm tropes thrown in to technically make it 'bm'. starts good with the intro and most of lingering is good, but just turns to total black n symph parody afterwards. stories somewhat dark but dont rly have any impact bc the narration is just as lame as the music
Carcass Reek of Putrefaction
not quite grind yet. more like shorthand potato death metal
Carcass Torn Arteries
same below avg melodeath. what's with the vegetables? old men reminding themselves about their hearts?
Carcass Surgical Steel
sounds better than heartwork without amott, band is just as confused as ever, going from deathgrind to melodeath and thinking that that's where they belong. average mdm, walkers vox sound like a cartoon villain
Carcass Heartwork
largely mediocre mdm but has buried n certificate
Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion
rly impressed with the production esp in the first half with the more layered tracks, but momentum doesnt keep up n the latter tracks are entirely bleh, nothing too compelling overall
Caroline Polachek Welcome To My Island
below avg lectrypop featuring a butt
Caroline Polachek Pang
title is fun n sexy but album devolves into typical boring ass dream pop half way thru
Caroline Polachek Desire, I Want To Turn Into You
brings some energy to an otherwise snail paced genre, nothing gripping
Carrie Underwood Some Hearts
wasted is a good song, then goes on to several mids before slapping on filler after filler
Carrie Underwood Carnival Ride
sobering to hear a pop album not entirely about fucking. american girl is cute, quite a bit of filler, but she expresses a variety of emotions well without losing strength in her voice or being overly melodramatic. if anything its the songwriters that have let her down as nothing is particularly compelling despite her excellent vocals
Carrie Underwood Cry Pretty
a more leftfield album for carrie but not much better
Casting Crowns The Altar and the Door
eh they drop the ball here nothing rly stands out, tho musicianship is spread more throughout
Catamenia Cavalcade
yep this is the end of the mighty flowing catamenia. we alt rockin almost as ahrd as in flames and barely a riff is good
Celtic Frost Into the Pandemonium
eh its not all bad - the album cover is pretty cool. o the music? lets just say theres nothing frosty about these celts
Celtic Frost Cold Lake
this shit isn't even bad
Celtic Frost Wine in My Hand (Third from the Sun)
wine is some great thrash but the other two are boring rock songs
Cerebral Bore Maniacal Miscreation
for the most part typical tech but the higher pig squeal lady screams are interesting and she sounds just like any other tech drawler
Cerebral Bore The Dead Flesh Architect
silly yet for that reason slighty more amusing tech
Cerebral Rot Excretion Of Mortality
autopsy clone, cant give this more than a 2 le sigh
Ceremonial Oath Carpet
pathetic mdm, and that maiden cover...god
Charli XCX Crash
actually some nice effects on this. lightning is fun
Chelsea Wolfe The Grime And The Glow
bout as much as i guessed from the jewel case, melodramatic emo lectrycoustics
Chicago Love Songs
is there a smoother rock band than the cago? no but i live on slaps
Chicago Chicago Transit Authority
has more than a few great jams but they dont know when to quit
Chris Maragoth Tales
eh its just below avg gothic with some decent piano bits
Chris Tomlin Hello Love
has some rather well done instrumentation like on sing, god city, and esp the violin on god almighty but is otherwise just another ccm bum
Chuck Berry One Dozen Berrys
not as fun as debut but the piano in blue feeling goes ahrd
Cigarettes After Sex Cigarettes After Sex
androx vox somewhat awkward n ruins the effect, tho points for plainly spoken sexiness and overall smoothness, dont fuck tha hoes
City and Colour Sometimes
something between a drab grey ghetto and sometimes blueheart folkoustics
Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head
singles are horribly overplayed, hate the drony lethargic melancholy yet nothing technically wrong with it
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
mindless screamy weepy punkcore grind
Coroner No More Color
very disappointing. more of a warm up to mv with less interesting riffage, filler start-stops and basic thrash sections
Cory Hanson Western Cum
the audio equivalent of prison loaf
Counterparts Prophets
good melodies but mccore ruins everything
Cradle of Filth Existence Is Futile
like crypt nothing worth listening to except rose
Cradle of Filth Cryptoriana – The Seductiveness of Decay
seance and beautiful are great but then its an endless stream of pure air
Cradle of Filth Total Fucking Darkness [Remastered]
not much to these old demos but theyre there
Crass The Feeding of the 5000
the annoying little bitchass side of punk
Cryptopsy Cryptopsy
yeah this still sucks. a bit lighter than it ought to be. cover makes a pretty cool tattoo though. n dat elevator ding gets me everytime
Cryptopsy None So Vile
ah, techdeath. i hate techdeath. as a canadian, i especially hate french canadian techdeath. little variety, the vox are usually weak and suck balls in the same mundane undecipherable inhalations and squeals, forgoing any kind of musicianship for pretending to be as br00tal as possible, but in reality coming out utterly flat chested. crypt's very own none so vile exhibits these recessive qualities to a t, tho retaining some classic dm sensibilities, deserving a trv 1.5 at best
Cryptopsy As Gomorrah Burns
standard solid crypt, which means a bunch of meh. that cover tho
Crystal Viper At The Edge Of Time
decent ep, female power vocals make the genre a bit more tolerable
Crystal Viper Crimen Excepta
some motions going pm taking a lot of riffs straight out of maiden n sabbath
Crystal Viper The Curse of Crystal Viper
can tell they were having fun making their debut, too bad nothing stands out
Cult of Luna Somewhere Along the Highway
omg fuck this boring pointless shit and everyone who listens to it trv rating 1
Curtis Mayfield Superfly
??????? S?p?b?ru Super Balls
Daft Punk Discovery
sum gud tunes but nothing truly dance worthy
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
another one hit wonder group
Damn Yankees Damn Yankees
boomer rock by boomers high enough notwithstanding
Dangerous Toys Dangerous Toys
as the band name and imagery suggests, this was pretty lame
Dark Star Dark Star
flaccid soft rocks
Dark Tranquillity Atoma
more almost standout moments on this album than their previous or successive, but nothing worth rating above a 2 as a whole
Dark Tranquillity Construct
even the most consistent bands eventually reach their peak and begin their descent. dt is gettin old and construct shows it
Dark Tranquillity Moment
phantom 2.5; transient 2.5; identical 2; dark 2.5; remain 2; stand 2; ego 1.5; drawn 1.5; eyes 1.5; fail 1.5; empire 3; truth 1.5
Darkthrone Land of Frost
this can technically be called a composition, but like the title implies, mostly nothing
Darkthrone Panzerfaust
part combination of blaze and hunger in en vind and vinter but mostly a fuckin blackened punk prog album
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger
the most boring bm album oat
Datach'i Shock Diamonds
vanilla robot intercourse
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
not bad, nothing compulsive
David Bowie Station to Station
dont mind this bowie, relaxed pop rocks, some cool added effects/instrumentation, nothing i'd want to hear again
David Bowie Space Oddity
harbours some talent in the first half only to let the tide slowly drain it back out
David Bowie The Man Who Sold the World
dabow continues his nascent weird rock plus borrowed sabbath riffs
David Bowie Hunky Dory
classic trollie bowie
David Bowie Aladdin Sane
bowie gets more rockin n better compositions but nothing to latch onto
David Bowie Pin Ups
bowies stopgap covers and thusmost coherent yet rushed album
Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun
great instrumentals largely ruined by mostly garbage vox
Dead Congregation Rehearsal June 2005
lame mid 2000s brutal
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
the whacky side of punk
Dead Kennedys In God We Trust, Inc.
lettin loose ALL the repressed hyperactivities
Deadlock Wolves
immature melodic derpcore for young adolescents
Deafheaven Ordinary Corrupt Human Love
as is typical with these kinds of bands they get less and less heavy putting out random 'atmospheric' shit and everyone goes whoa thats deep bro. the ironic thing about post metal is its actually a regression to premetal days, this album belongs more in the 60s than anything afterwards. actual bm parts are generic save a good rendition in the first half of honeycomb
Deathsomnia You Will Never Find Peace
like a more mature birthday massacre, yet only about as entertaining
Deathspell Omega Infernal Battles
wow some below average bm everyone go crazy
Deathspell Omega The Furnaces of Palingenesia
some good shit but mostly behemoth fanboy blackened dm with the usual garbage prog thrown in for good measure
Deathspell Omega Fas - Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum
same average to below avg bm with boring prog sections, keep your pants on boys nothing to get excited over
Deathspell Omega Si Monvmentvm Reqvires Circvmspice
some overhyped basic bm with weak vox
Deathspell Omega Inquisitors of Satan
their best album. of course that isn't saying much for these losers
Decapitated Nihility
yeah this is worse than their later machine gun shit save names
Decapitated Cancer Culture
starts good esp title but soon devolves into their usual dm lite bullshit with even a nude meddle track like wtf, then last supper is decent but i'll never listen to it again
Decapitated Just a Cigarette
silly modern decap with some unnecessary xtra effects
Deep Purple Deep Purple In Rock
speed king and hard lovin man barely make this scrape a 2
Deep Purple Whoosh!
just kind of whatever jam rock after all these years, isnt horrible best track is nothing at all
Deep Purple Machine Head
they start amping it up a bit for a trv 2, but ffs smoke should be the forbidden riff not stairway
Deep Purple Who Do We Think We Are
smooth dancer n rat bat blue are the only things unmiring this thing from total obscurity
Deep Purple Come Taste the Band
tighter songwriting and more tenor vox make this album pretty much of the same value as all previous
Deep Purple Slaves and Masters
generic butt rock for all u boomers out there. that this one is rated much lower than any of their other shit is lolz
Deep Purple Perfect Strangers
yet another string of pop rock nothings, tho the purp are certainly more consistently total flopless than most
Deep Purple Rapture of the Deep
decentish pop rock nothings nothin else to it
Deep Purple inFinite
i actually quite like vegas, rest is inoffensive jam rock
Deep Purple Bananas
this is bananas alright, more of the exact same tunes ur used to bb
Deep Purple Now What?!
yep this is a deep purple album. cant say anything stood out
Def Leppard Euphoria
bit of a return to form in the first half but then drop the pretense of being rockers in the 2nd
Def Leppard First Strike
does it rly deserve the hate the band gives it? maybe, but its not much worse than anything else they released of their own will either
Def Leppard The Def Leppard E.P.
the leopard didnt like it and neither should you
Defeated Sanity Psalms of the Moribund
yep this is a bdm album
Deftones White Pony
2000s nude muddles with some not entirely offensive drone
Deftones Adrenaline
better than korn anyway
Deftones Live
waaah waaah WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Deftones Hexagram
pure trash ep trv 1
Deicide Once Upon the Cross
no idea what happened here. 3 years after legion and it's just this plain dm sound. did they have so much success they didnt even bother trying? wonder if they'd sound better at the actual speed they were meant to be played at. plain as hell cover too
Delain The Human Contradiction
nothing all that interesting here either
Demi Lovato Holy Fvck
i like when we come together
Demi Lovato Unbroken
first half is utter dogshit with that crap rap pop princess pretending to be a badass but picks up into typical princess pop by title
Demon Hunter Storm the Gates of Hell
ironically their best attempt at making metal instead of nu/alt rock rap would be their downfall, as a lot of it is just hackneyed together riffs n random sound effects, still title is a cute rendition of a non metal band trying to go ahrd, lead us is almost decently thrashy forgetting the chorus, fading away is prob the best track tho it resembles pop rock more than anything, carry me down is almost poignant, i quite like thorns esp the keys, rest is garbo filler
Demon Hunter True Defiance
not quite the come back they were going for, tho its heaps better than thorn. a mix of some thrash, mccore, and mostly nu. crucifix is the best track, some solid tho slightly dented melothrash, god forsaken is alright with some editing, my destiny is decent but suffers from the usual demohunt debuffs, then the rest is pure ass until dead flowers, admitting some veritable pathos despite the autotuning straight off last album
Demon Hunter Extremist
same combo of nu, mccore, and nooby thrash as on their last, yet is both better and more generic at the same time. while obviously nothing is spectacular i can still get into cross to bear, in time, and graveyard. hell dont however is a total abomination and easily their worst song, and thats saying something. beyond me is actually legit melodeth for the first minute or so then just turns to shit, bonus waste sounds like modern flames
Dens Taming Tongues
whiny emo postmccore for JAYSUS! if only they kept quiet themselves
Der Weg Einer Freiheit Unstille
how they went from such a good debut to this shit i'll never know
Dethklok Dethalbum II
some good things on this but hardly worth the world's economy, a few bucks maybe. gears is the best track
Dethklok The Dethalbum
as much a parody of metal music as the show is of metal culture
Dethklok Dethalbum III
ejaculating fire is fun, the rest is bleh
DevilDriver Pray for Villains
a weirdass combination of groove mccore n mdm and its not particularly good but the bonus maiden cover is pretty sweet
Devouring Humanity Devouring Humanity
super ultra slammy slams with pigs running amok i am bored
Die Antwoord Ekstra
some more mild antwoords nothing that interesting
Die Antwoord Donker Mag
best antwoord, actually get jammy on this one
Die Antwoord Enter The Ninja
silly but well produced song
Die Antwoord 5
die antwoords die antwoordin
Dietrich Buxtehude Gott Hilf Mir, BuxWV 34
god awful cantata, again only the sonata is decent
Dimmu Borgir The Serpentine Offering
simultaneously a cringe track with the vocals yet a very boring track without them
Dio Holy Diver
rly not worth more than the mandatory 2, decentish rocky metul
Dio Dream Evil
a lesser dio despite some welcome symphonic elements, silly concepts
Discharge Ignorance
watered down fukn bitch ass punk they got bored yo
Dissection The Grief Prophecy
dissection used to be a generic burp metal band. explains the name, glad they changed tune literally
Disturbed Asylum
starts as bangin enough halt rocks but overstays its welcome
DivineFire Into a New Dimension
theocracy 70% off
Dokken Back for the Attack
basic hair that has no punches to pull and overstays its welcome
Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band
kitsch, the album
DragonForce The Power Within
painfully underwhelming dragonforce
DragonForce Maximum Overload
not such a great album, tho they randomly experiment with thrash, death, n even black riffs once
Dream Theater Images and Words
an unfortunate combination of maiden priest and phish trv rating 1
Drowning Pool Strike a Nerve
sum more alt lite nudes
Dungeon Keeper Fortress of Evil
simple d beat bm lame
Dust Hard Attack
goes trv n ahrd for a bit but ultimately way too much beatles and hillbilly
Dying Fetus Make Them Beg for Death
they evolved from crappy bdm to generic modern dm cannibal corpse core. wow
Eagles Eagles
barely fledged rock with a country lilt
Eagles On The Border
random folky counts with an almostish in my man
Ed Sheeran You Need Me
title is actually pretty intense, rest raw typical sheerans
Ed Sheeran Songs I Wrote With Amy
not bad but nothing captivating
Ed Sheeran Ed Sheeran
better overall than orange room, a lot of basic tracks without much talent input but quiet ballad is pretty good and no luck almost is
Ed Sheeran Want Some?
sounds like an actual album, but nothing compelling
Ed Sheeran One Take
silly redo of you need me, others mid low sheerans
Ed Sheeran Thank You
decentish sheerans, you need me is electronically upbeat
Edenbridge The Bonding
a total flop for edenbridge. not a single even mild banger
Edenfall Womb of Winter
an acoustic chant that isnt very magical
Edguy Hellfire Club
they try ahrder but it doesnt even deserve avg tbh
Einherjer North Star
despite better production they have changed little over the years
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
yep we stonin doomin not rly movin
Eleine We Shall Remain
effortless riffs and mediocre vox until the last 2 tracks, pure boobie metal
Eliza Grace Wormwood
i cant save the world is epic but then she just kind of meanders into a depressed taylor swift
Elliott Smith Either/Or
lil bitch needs a chiropractor and a knuckle sandwich. started okay but gets boring and seems way longer than 36 mins
Elton John Honky Chateau
some good melodies usually ruined by generic riffs or keys, dead in the pan tunes despite the classy feel
Elton John Madman Across the Water
a collection of decently written pieces with no real clinchers or elevations
Eluveitie Evocation I: The Arcane Dominion
rly only has brictom, omnos (metal version preferred), and memento with a special mention in ne regv na
Elvis Presley Blue Hawaii
elvis aint that bad bros, falling in love still gets me, bit too much hawaii tho
Elyose Persona
mehish symph but en francais mere-baisseurs
Elyose Reconnexion
amateur wannabe french epica, tho un autre ete is a trv jam
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
mnm is prob the worst rapper oat but cant deny the fun of way i am n slim shady
Emma Ruth Rundle Marked for Death
mellowheart laying in bed deep thought musers
Ensiferum Two Paths
metal, warrior n valkyries are mid-good but then they just drop the ball completely to finish this zoop album
Enslaved Monumension
more prog less power
Enslaved E
sacred horse n axis hold a few gems that need to be mined out with heavy editing but the rest is an airy prog mess
Entombed Wolverine Blues
no longer dm just minimal effort bamming n shouting
Entombed Morning Star
rocky thrash that isnt entirely unappealling
Entombed Inferno
another poor collection of thrash rocks
Epica The Holographic Principle
easily their worst record, really flat with only a few fun choruses
Epica Requiem for the Indifferent
holy shit do they hold the carrot out on this one. decentish monopoly followed by impactful star storm the sorrow, but then nothing but pure filler until deter! that and avalanche are mostly good, great soprano vox in latter, but then i heard the actual serenade for the first time, and its a disappointment. i have the glitched cd version thats mostly instrumental and find it far more dramatically superior, a five star track. somehow simones vox actually deplete it and so i cant even give the actual album a 2.5, cd version of twin flames is also a win
Epica The Alchemy Project
nah they got nothing going on here
Erusopxecinomeddetaeperhguorhtserisednamuhllafonoitacidareci Bloodlust Towards All
damn it i gave the benefit of the doubt to the crying for attention band and it predictably betrayed me
Eucharist A Velvet Creation
thank god these guys didnt become the face of mdm or it would have been doa
Eucharist Mirrorworlds
4 years later and its barely improved midriffs with getting punched in the gut vox. fuck your jazz bullshit
Evanescence Fallen
nude muddle nightwish. pop hooks in place of epicity, but sounds empty as numbhuddle will do
Evanescence The Open Door
the more direct rock song structure works better in the first half before falling stagnant to be no better than debut, highlight in call me sober
Evanescence Synthesis
pretty pointless except for a much improved version of immortal
Evanescence Synthesis Live
way too many filler tracks how bored was she
Evanescence Evanescence
not much better or worse than their later bums
Evanescence Sound Asleep
rather drawling nescences with some bullshit at the end
Evergrey Escape of the Phoenix
they had potential to go somewhere but just keep rehashing the same mid sympow shitick all the way thru
Ex Deo Caligvla
very boring, half the time barely anything is being strummed or beaten. still title is fun, romans, and evocatio with appropiate editing
Ex Deo The Immortal Wars
another very boring album save the roman
Ex Deo The Thirteen Years of Nero
yet another waste of time putting the might of ancient rome to shame
Exodus The Atrocity Exhibition: Exhibit A
if moses on his way to part the red sea got eaten by crocodiles instead. when ur banjo skillz are better than ur trash ones
Fairyland The Fall of an Empire
v lethargic album, only title is decently fun
Faith Evans The King and I
not rly better or worse than ur usual rap album. i like i dont want it
Faith No More The Real Thing
whiny vox ruin otherwise good tunes
Faith No More Angel Dust
sometimes a riff or two here but largely full of schlock trv 1.5
Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree
dont mind hearing dance or sugar when it pops up on the rad but rly nothing worth going out of the way to listen to
Fergie The Dutchess
fergie got enough swagger to keep things interesting now n then
Fifth Angel When Angels Kill
i want to like this but its pretty damn bad
Fireflight For Those Who Wait
title n all i need to be have great messages but otherwise bleh
Fireflight Unbreakable
generic rock anthems about GOD! unbreak n promise are dece but pretty boring
Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 1
imagine being these guys unironically bellowing youre a fucking poseur lmao. anyway catchalong nude rock songs with me having to admit i can still get into title
Five Finger Death Punch War Is The Answer
from the beginning nude muddly sillinesses, but bad company is pretty fun
Five Finger Death Punch The Way Of The Fist
from the beginning they were silly silly bois
Five Finger Death Punch Got Your Six
buncha nude muddly soaring rocks with only wash your dick decently good
Fleetwood Mac Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac
honky tonkin woodies eheheheheh
Flyleaf Flyleaf
smashers like sick n cassie surrounded by a whole lot of bore
Flyleaf Who We Are
sorrow is ok, broken wings is amazing, rest is pure suckage
Flyleaf Flyleaf EP
kind of annoying, immature
Flyleaf Music as a Weapon
falling is awkward, justice is ok
Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape
not very exciting punk with occasional hardcore elements
Foo Fighters One by One
a more poppy foo is a slightly better foo
For Today Immortal
more melodies and less breakdowns make this better than most mccore
Foreigner Foreigner
they get into their groove but nothing compelling
Foreigner Double Vision
title n hot the only almosts with a ton of filler
Frank Sinatra Where Are You?
omfg so boring feels like 3 hours long. thats not how you use screech strings you annoying shit. brought this shit down to 4.3 hehehehe trv rating 1.5 bitch
Full of Hell and Merzbow Full of Hell and Merzbow
gets a little bmy, merzbows parts suck ass, gets more and more boring as it goes on and its not even long
G36 vs. JK Flesh Disintegration Dubs
disemboweling farts
Galneryus Reincarnation
an actually boring galner album
Gatekeeper (CAN) From Western Shores
this shit was fucking boring yo, doomy power rock with some tyr
Gates of Ishtar At Dusk and Forever
tacky weak melodissection
Gehenna Deadlights
and this is just embarrassing
Genesis From Genesis to Revelation
no wonder it didnt sell despite the psych rock craze
Genesis Trespass
this record is pure chaidra ass but the knife is decently fun
Ghost (SWE) Popestar
square hammer stars on an otherwise bland ep
Ghost (SWE) Infestissumam
has title n monstrance clock but thats it they let it down after debut
Ghost (SWE) Phantomime
jesus is lolz, maiden cover is bad lolz
Giacinto Scelsi Natura Renovatur
bullshit b horror movie filmscore music?
Glacier (USA-OR) Demo Tape
yea this one just sucks tho they lost their magic
Glacier (USA-OR) Spears of the Empire
eh old man mrocks wasnt rly worth a lategame revival
Gloryhammer Legends From Beyond the Galactic Terror.
bg x sabaton x unicorns x lame sauron vox
Gloryhammer Tales from the Kingdom of Fife
yeah they dont bother going beyond whats reqd to call sthg a pm album
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
that they try to make up their own little symphonies is cute but they're not very interesting
Golden Earring Tits 'n Ass
chill old man rock. better than bon jovi anyway
Gorgoroth Incipit Satan
poor riffs plus lame audible satan preaching equals terrible bm
Gorgoroth Twilight of the Idols
another poor release however procreating satan is kind of fun PRAISE SATAN PRAISE SATAN
Gorgoroth Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam
more generic gorgoroth no gimmicks will ever same them playing at this level or millenium
Gorgoroth Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt
really weak black more like modern rock than anything tbh
Gorgoroth Instinctus Bestialis
more of the same as last but a bit faster and more generic vocals. have to wonder who does the latin to end up with ad omnipotens aeterne diabolus
Gorguts Obscura
holy bitch this is the worst and most deliberately boring techdeth album ever recorded that every poseur and their mother thinks they understand. need to hack the site so i can give it the trv 0.5 it truly deserves
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World
super crappy progcore trv rating 1.5
Grave Digger Excalibur
a rather meagre dishumation
Grave Forsaken Beside the River of Blood
steve rowe metal. gross
Graveland The Fire of Awakening
english version of ogien przebidzenia. without polish vox its just another inquisition/bathory clone
Graveland Ogień Przebudzenia
polish version of the fire of awakening. pretty boring more bm version of a bathory album
Graveland Thunderbolts of the Gods
sounds like a lesser immortal for the most part. amazing recording of thunderbolts on title though, really thought it was storming outside lmao. i wanna know how he recorded that it's the best ive ever heard
Graveland Blood of Heroes
pretty generic black synthcore dunno why ppl feel the need to review bomb this guy when its not that great anyway
Green Day Revolution Radio
yea they get kind of close but ultimately nothing worth keeping here
Green Day 39/Smooth
if the beatles were born in the the 70s
Green Day 1,000 Hours
butt punk beatles with some familiar riffs in alone
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
a lot of total lazy bores, some rocky but uninteresting pop punks, only real song is 21 guns
Green Day iDOS!
like uno but slightly better
Green Day iTRE!
even MOAR below avg mids to make u spend more of dat green eh, more sappy than the others tho
Green Day Sweet Children
some whatever demos
GROMS Turn
like a drunken dead era mayhem
Grotesque Ripped From the Cross
before there was melomccore there was POTATO METAL! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Gucci Mane Everybody Looking
eery body lookin at dat pussy print hehehe zumzumburrhurhur hehehe not too bad flows n beats but as usual with these pop hops nothing worthy at all
Guns N' Roses The Spaghetti Incident?
decentish covers but not the best song selection
Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy
an attempt to modernize their sound that works in some places not in others
Guns N' Roses Live Like a Suicide
more boring than fun
Gwen Stefani Love. Angel. Music. Baby.
hate how familiar first 4 tracks are, cool is the only real song, crash is a less classy version of shut up and drive, real thing might have been good if set to real music
Hadadanza Magia
pretty avg folk, en espanol
Haste the Day Dreamer
rotten apple 'core
Haste the Day Pressure the Hinges
has a few good hook choruses
Hatebreed Satisfaction Is The Death Of Desire
an instance of thrash n core make one ugly ass baby
Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness
1st half is plain asmr shit but get some nice effects going in 2nd
Heart Dreamboat Annie
crazy on you is insufferable after 48 years and the rest is just mid background soft rock
Heart Attack Man Fake Blood
??? dafuq this is below avg pop punk with occasional appreciable amounts of aggression
Heljareyga Heljareyga
tyr 2.0. why tho
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part I
pretty exhaustingly bad
Helloween Gambling with the Devil
not a single highlight on this wtf. clearly bored n tired
Helloween Master of the Rings
rly poorly laid out pm save gentleman and some avg tracks, gets too rock ballady
Helloween 7 Sinners
far from their best, not single hit
Helloween Metal Jukebox
if they hadnt done it who else would have
Hellyeah Hellyeah
started better than pantera, ended up worse
Holy Moses Disorder of the Order
cringe arch enemy thrash
Hum Fillet Show
slightly drony grungish alt rocks without anything standout
Husker Du Zen Arcade
husker pu
Hypocrisy Virus
nude muddly influenced bleh mdm
Hypocrisy A Taste of Extreme Divinity
a couple good tracks like damned n sky but its sad how a band with some talent ends up making such banalities again and again
Hypocrisy Worship
they will arrive is the only highlight in this late unremarkable mdm bum
I Prevail Heart vs. Mind
counting the blank space cover in this rating since its the only reason i knew about these guys, and indeed its the best thing on the ep, the rest is only occasionally above avg metullish rockcore shit, a slightly heavier skillet, original swift blank space has a great chorus but these popcorer's rly turn it into a ballad, save the burp
Ihsahn Ihsahn (Orchestral)
'e sawn a disney movie
Illumishade Eclyptic: Wake of Shadows
this is pretty bleh
Imagine Dragons Night Visions
what music industry conspiracy bullshit occurred that made this whole album be played nonstop on every pa system everywhere for going on more than a decade. like seriously did they ever have any hits after this?
Immolation Kingdom of Conspiracy
not the worst of modern dm but immo were never good either
Immolation Dawn of Possession
a decent debut that unusually suffers rather than benefits from the poor production
Immolation Majesty and Decay
another decentish album that doesn't try too hard
Immolation Here in After
imm's sophomore is a disappointing hash of subpar dm mixed with pointless prog riffs. under the supreme is the only good track, and only with editing out the silly bits
Immolation Harnessing Ruin
this one's okay too just nothing stands out from these guys
Immolation Unholy Cult
some decentish dm on this one too. too bad they never elevated it
Imperia Secret Passion
overlengthy mid symph that goes from decent to garbage
In Flames Come Clarity EP
absolute shit song followed by a classic like
In Flames Siren Charms
not bad for nude muddle tbh
In Flames Whoracle
Jotun 3/5; Food 2.5/5; Gyro 2/5 filler track Stars 2.5/5 a bit too gay; Hive 2/5 hate the chorus; Jester 1.5/5 annoying; Morph 2/5; Worlds 1.5/5 filler track; 666 1.5/5 more filler; Every Counts 3/5; Title 1/5 why; Clad 3/5 but don't count later additions. a disappointing album after jester n lunar
In Flames Meet Your Maker
regular bad modern flames + sort of metal again
Incantation Blood / Incantation
haha you see what they did with the slash? anyway basic silly bdm split
Inevitable End The Severed Inception
these deathgrind bois go ahrd but inevitably fail to deliver anything rly that great. slows down a ton after title too
Infant Annihilator The Battle of Yaldabaoth
oil shit there're actually some riffs and real blast beats on this. too bad its still stuck fast to a derpcore frame
Inquisition Nefarious Dismal Orations
two points for longer instrumentals sections void of garbo vox
Inquisition Bloodshed Across The Empyrean Altar...
no vocals issues this is just boring af black metal. just a wannabe immortal tbh
Inquisition Incense of Rest
sum silly bm fuck arounds
Inquisition Unholy Inquisition Rites
many will question how it is such vocals are produced, and the answer is, you suck a lot of balls
Inquisition Veneration Of Medieval Mysticism And Cosmological
the usual but more polished inquisition with extra cosmological effects. in other words it sucketh
INVICTUS (CAN) Unstoppable
so "that deep down energy inside my thoughts which drives me to compete and, in many ways, survive everything thrown at me" means writing another kataklysm album with even more mccore elements?
Iron Maiden Maiden Japan
short live ep not featuring their better tracks at the time
Iron Maiden Powerslave
no idea how this ends up being everyones favourite. piece was a flop and powerslave is just continued motionsgoing after aces high
Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying
tailgunner is win followed by a slew of lagging maidens
Iron Maiden Live!! + One
very bad recording, lame song selection
Iron Maiden No More Lies
2 of the worst tracks on dod followed by a mid one
Iron Maiden Empire of the Clouds
yea no its 18 mins and it feels like a half hour. story only slightly more interesting than the song
Iron Maiden Ruskin Arms 1980
poor quality, not the best song selection
Janis Joplin I Got Dem Ol' Kozmic Blues Again Mama!
she definitely got dem kozmik blooz
Jars Of Clay Good Monsters
very top heavy alt/folk, great until title with work and all my tears as highlights, then they just let the folk and trv drop forever into the usual uninspired supposedly christian mishmash
Jessica Simpson In This Skin
marginally better than her previous 2 albums but no hammer
Jessica Simpson Irresistible
pretty much a worse spears in every way, title is only almost good track
Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick
good instrumentation but too thicc
Jimi Hendrix The Cry of Love
a bit too smooth
Jimmy Eat World Futures
no hits just below average pop rocks
Joanna Newsom Ys
acoustic bjork trv 1.5
Job For A Cowboy Genesis
slightly proggy derpcore bleh
John Coltrane Blue Train
nothing all that much exciting going on this early morning trane ride until the supposedly lazy bird crows
John Frusciante Curtains
i dont mind it too much, its alright easy listening but rly nothing to grasp, great selection of cover art tho
Journey Journey
just some kids messin around
Journey Escape
DONT STOP relieeeevvviiinn mah bAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLlllllzzzzz
Joy Division Closer
worthless prog dream wave trv 1
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures
new wave prog punk and it sucks balls trv 1.5
Joy Division The Peel Sessions (31 January 1979)
neat to hear the bbc commenters takes in between listenable tracks
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny
evolves from the metallic blues of rocka rolla to metallic 70s ahrd rock with tyrant coming real close to metal
Judas Priest Killing Machine
a regression from stained class to straight up rock n roll, starts a lot better than finishes
Judas Priest Angel of Retribution
rob halfords reunion is a tepid metrock formation rehashing old ideas from their glory days
Julia Michaels Nervous System
i love issues, wish uh huh and pink were better songs because those are just mhmmm ( ? ?? ?), otherwise telltale pop albeit in her uniquely bold fashion
Kacey Musgraves A Very Kacey Christmas
mostly shouldnothavedoneit generic artist recordings but the cover of feliz navidad has some original elements and her original songs arent too bad (julia michaels cowrote ribbons n bows and it shows)
Kamelot Silverthorn
leave it to the goth chick album to deliver some almost good songs
Kanye West Donda
a mega album with plenty of dece beats and ye's signature amazing prod, however nothing worth keeping dondeez nutz hehehe
Kassav' Majestik Zouk
tried zouk. not completely horrible but not all that entertaining either
Kassav' Tekit Izi
some more french carribean tunes with some actual highlights in mwen vire and ou chanje
Kataklysm Goliath
experimenting with derpcore elements is never a good thing, otherwise typical krappy kataklysm shlack. rly dont know why maurizio ever thought he fit in death metal
Kataklysm Sorcery
some of the worst dm ever katakommunism always sucked
Kataklysm Unconquered
pure derpcore srsly
Katatonia Dance of December Souls
good here n there but quite boring deafdum
Katy Perry Teenage Dream
not as fun as boys, california can go to hell, why isnt peacock the mass radio player?
Kavara Weathered & Lost
mccore based melobleh. imagine being a canadian and seeing this band from london, ontario, then being met with this sheer disappointment. le sigh
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye
another experimental mishmash thats not entirely boring yet entirely reminiscent of a child randomly slapping pots and pans trv rating 1.5
Kazumi Totaka Luigi's Mansion OST
another ost that doesnt rly go too well outside its game, boos escape is the best se tho
Kazumi Totaka Yoshi's Story Original Soundtrack
more annoying than fun or cute. also fuck this game
Kelly Clarkson Stronger
forgive you and win the only conspicuous tracks among a rampart of he hurt me snozzers (stronger is annoying af i thought it was a katy perry song)
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
this non-rap crap is the musical equivalent of turning on the tv to watch just the commercials trv 1
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
some decent beats but nothing else. this is an enforced 2 rly? ppl pls get some standards trv 1.5
Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing
some more rocky riffs, ok melodies bring this mccore to a better version of mccore. less mccore the better as usual
Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies
fuck me im actually gonna end up with kse in my library...on my curse he sounds so much like yama b and i cant resist
Kim Petras One Piece of Tape
a much more innocent kim petras, supersonics pretty gud
Kim Petras Heart to Break (Remixes)
decent poppop track but not rly worth the remixes
Kim Petras Turn Off The Light Vol. 1
next life stands out amongst these generic popbops
King Creosote I DES
the actual indy folk songs are pretty good but the minimalist instrum epic at the end is a waste of time
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
and so began the downfall of music as an experience with this pioneer of the worst and most worthless genre known to man trv rating negative infinity n way to waste a cool name that could have been a kickass thrash band or sthg
King Diamond Abigail II: The Revenge
too many crying children and too little riffs
KISS Destroyer
a kiss album that doesnt completely suck
KISS Love Gun
ever so slightly better than their previous shit
KISS Creatures of the Night
a slightly less sloppy kiss
KISS Animalize
buttrockalize
KISS Hot in the Shade
starts like their other better albums but gets boring. rly didnt have to be an hour long
KISS Revenge
back to their usual shenanigans in the 90s but also their second keep in i just wanna
KISS Psycho Circus
certainly not the worst album of their career
KISS Monster
and once again back to rocknothings
Korn The Nothing
korn actually making something that resembles music with a selection of in flames-esque nu rock
Korpiklaani Kulkija
their worst album which is unfortunate bc such a pretty cover, but still like kuin korpi and of course the best track JOMAMA
Korpiklaani Korven Kuningas
yeah they exhausted themselves with tervaskanto, dont release an album every year kids
Krallice Mass Cathexis
krallice gone soft with this baby bum
Krallice Hyperion
yeah this was quite boring and lethargic
Krallice Crystalline Exhaustion
has some fun effects but this band is dead
Krallice Psychagogue
like its 2022 but even less dense with a cool effect now and then
Krallice Porous Resonance Abyss
varg called he wants his synths back
Krallice Mass Cathexis 2 - The Kinetic Infinite
same boring present krallice not bothering to turn up anything than generic proggaze, tho the atmosphere of the latter couple tracks saved it from total annihilation
Kult Posłuchaj to do Ciebie
first half we're groovin but it loses energy and becomes a big meh
Kyuss Wretch
some talent for sure but they dont use it often
Lacey Sturm Life Screams
flyleaf x pretty reckless. and like the reckless, it has no hits
Lacuna Coil Dark Adrenaline
was surprised this wasnt total crap. basically a more positive/less serious evanescence/linkin park, i find myself getting pulled into give me n intoxic
Lacuna Coil Comalies
gothic butt
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster
not too bad, romance could have been good, dance is the dark is actually pretty smooth save the stupid side effects, everything else somewhat tolerable poppins
Lady Luna and the Devil Vampiric Visions Vol. I: Living Blood
queen of the night is decent, and hearing a woman so casually say "i'll rip their throats out...i'll bathe in their blood" is legitimately creepy, but overall amateur doom/goth rock/metal that doesnt hit the sweet spots
Lamb of God As the Palaces Burn
not too bad but dangerously straddles the lines between nude, actual metal, n mccore
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake
asses of the groovecore
Lapalux Ruinism
some good sounds but these albums always feel like theyre made of gelatin
Leaves' Eyes At Heaven's End
worst ep yet very boring tracks
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
yeah so it's no wonder why the forbidden riff is forbidden this boring hash sucks donkey balls and deserves trv 1s from all
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
a compilation of popular late 60s tropes with less riffs than debut trv 1.5
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
more than a hour of pure fucking boring trv rating -1
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
immigrant song rulz, first half is heavier than i and ii and the production is infinitely better but second half is half assed diddlies
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
60s music sensibilities with emerging ahrd rock factors lead to a jumbled mishmash
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
like a great metal blimp this falls straight to the bottom of the ocean trv rating 1
Les Ramoneurs de Menhirs Dañs an Diaoul
a crappier version of their later albums
Leviathan The Tenth Sub Level of Suicide
avg fanboy bm with the arrogance to think he deserves more than an hour of playtime at once
Life of Agony River Runs Red
sludgey volbeat be like
Lindsey Stirling Snow Waltz
another christmas album tho? only thing good on this one is her original ice storm
Linkin Park Living Things
the first half was alright anyway
Linkin Park Xero
rly bad lofi rap battles with a random riff in the background
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory EP
starting to sound like the same titled album, not bad. chester gets a little guttural and its something he should have kept/mastered
Linkin Park iTunes Live from SoHo
another rather crappy ep
Linkin Park Sweet Hamster Like Jewels From America!
i aint gon' do no laundry...BITCH!
Living Sacrifice The Hammering Process
groovy mccore go brrrrrrrrrrr
Lizzy McAlpine Older
https://youtu.be/1Zt3crV_KIA?si=GcO8Hcsr-kysJbLH&t=1
Logistic Slaughter Corrosive Ethics
perfectly prodded traditional brutal, and so it gets .5 more than it usually would
Lost Horizon A Flame to the Ground Beneath
lame rocky pm
Luis Fonsi VIDA
first few tracks are pretty smooth but then devolves into everyday pop nothings, highlight in spanish sola
Lynyrd Skynyrd Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd
has simple man and the riff to tuesdays gone but otherwise a slog to get through
Machine Head The Blackening
korn slayer and every core band ever called. they want to commend you on sampling their discography. maiden cover is pretty good tho
Machine Head The More Things Change...
a more rocky korn, certainly better than anything they ever did
Machine Head Year of the Dragon
they def sound better live
Macronympha Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
legit just slightly harsher white noise, and thus not that bad
Madonna Like a Virgin
first 3 tracks are trv pop pops but then goes into all the lazy drivel of every pop album
Magnum On a Storyteller's Night
a v disappointing tradpower with not a single good track
Marilyn Manson Holy Wood
marginally more tolerable than all his previous crap
Marilyn Manson The Golden Age of Grotesque
better overall than previous albums but nothing too catchy
Marilyn Manson Born Villain
one of his better albums, actually gets into sum metul territory, cain is basically a dt track, murderers not bad ahrd rock
Marilyn Manson Lunchbox
a bleh song followed by bleh remixes n a cover
Maroon 5 Jordi
not entirely vain pop rnbs, esp with the sobering (yet drink inducing) and canon beat melacholic memories
Marshmello Joytime II
indeed marshy and mello-y, asmr 'lectrobop
Marshmello Joytime
asmr techno not much more to it
Marta Gabriel Metal Queens
the last thing i expect when someone goes solo is a purely cover album. they're probably better than the originals but it's ehhh
Martina McBride Hits and More
exactly what it says on the jewelcase... a few hits, and bunch more
Marvin Gaye What's Going On
very boring, title makes me want to claw my eyes out, trv 1
Marvin Gaye Let's Get It On
if its u how bout we get it off fuck not in that sense
Massacre Resurgence
yeah we aint massacring nobody with this
Massive Attack Mezzanine
absolute crap save the house song trv 1.5
Mastodon Remission
prog once again destroying any good riffs along with inflectionless shoutvox
Matt Redman The Friendship and the Fear (US)
not bad ccm with an almost highlight in better is one day
Matt Uelmen Diablo II
nice enough ambients but they dont rly do much. prob another case of it going a lot better with the game
Maximum the Hormone Bu-ikikaesu
rly just has the spinny spin death chair song
Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell
meat loaf is something between shameless fun and annoying as FUCK
Meat Loaf Hang Cool Teddy Bear
still writing almost good tracks but deliberately bombing them
Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What!
this album is testament enough to not do drugs
Megadeth Endgame
thrashier bits at the beginning are decent, and story ends is a nice lil rock song. everything else is pretty lame though
Megadeth Breadline
title is ok but then wtf are those remixes until punishment which isnt bad
Melt-Banana Cell-Scape
hyper punk album with short noise/lectro bursts. it could have been good if the thought process went a bit deeper than hummm BWAAAAH rly just did to punk what nude muddle did to butt rock. o and a non plussy instrum at the end
Melvins Gluey Porch Treatments
sludgin'
Menage A Un Now Everybody–
its not actually that bad, good bm parts n dece vox, wish they made it more coherent to get an trv punky bm thing going but alas
Meshuggah Nothing
a pretty solid 2, loud chugs, no particularly interesting rhythms
Metal Church Congregation of Annihilation
they ought to close it again
Metallica Metallica
meh rock songs save sandman bringing some vibes
Metallica Hardwired...To Self-Destruct
their best effort in decades, what should have come after justice, a gradual descent instead of nosediving with the black album and two loads of shit. nice melodies and structure of moth into flame, spit out the bone is a decent closer. james isnt annoying this time, but the album lacks overall appeal to garner anything higher than 2. and to answer your question no youre not savage ur an old man
Metallica Beyond Magnetic
bits of hell n babylon are the only good parts here
Metallica 72 Seasons
some riffs on title n mirrors but thats about it
Miasma Changes
early crap progtech death with weak grunts and an overflow of filler making it seem hours long instead of 40 mins
Michael Jackson Thriller
pretty damn boring save startin n beat it, tho even those arent worth hearing more than the ubiquitous radio playthrus
Ministry The Land of Rape and Honey
they send up a wicked beat but then it never goes anywhere for 11 tracks in a row
Minutemen Paranoid Time
sillimen
Miseration The Mirroring Shadow
a more techdeath version of debut with almost no melodies n only one decent track in title
Misfits Vampire Girl
title is almost good, zombie girl stinks
Mithotyn Meadow in Silence
very boring until it picks up at a min to go
Morbid Angel Gateways to Annihilation
this one goes out to all the doomers out there. thanks for making angel make a crappy album u suck
Morrissey Your Arsenal
well we got some riffs anyway but his voice doesnt match them at all. also youre the one for me fatty yea thanks for a week of couch
Mortification Hammer of God
steve is actually trying here. metal crusade is legit epic even tho slight cringe n rly only a mid to dece thrash track, rest of the first half decently thrashy, but then goes down to all mid tempo half assed bordos like their previous albums in second half. medley is a very sad rendition of some of their classic songs
Mortification Blood World
mediocre trash deaththrash, steve sounds like a dying old man. 'love song' is particularly egregious cringe, u have god given talents as evidenced by the 1st 2 albums how bout u use em?!?!
Mortification The Silver Cord is Severed
tbh isnt total garbo rock thrash, and yet still is. steves lame voice/lyrics kill a lot of the good, yet revolutionary is a legit good track if u can ignore that. this is basically australian christian motorhead
Mortification Relentless
1st half is infinitely better than the boring ass 2nd half, same thrash rock with random dm sections in bring release, but almost totally ruined by steves weak convictionless voice and worthless lyrics. fortunately ends with a trv 3.5 deathrash banger in apocalyptic terror, evidently a redaction from their earliest days, steve even going for a mild bm shriek
Mortification Brain Cleaner
the weirdest combination of decent-good riffs completely ruined by absolute garbo lyrics, he doesnt even sing that bad and returns to some respectable death growls but everything he says is just so cringe omg, n dude why would u title one of ur little mini lyric grind songs ed...... nevertheless flu virus n esp zombie are listenable with some editing but my god fuck cleaning my brain gonna go get absorbed in some tits n ass
Mortiis The Great Deceiver
mortiis manson gone ravin'
Motionless in White Reincarnate
the mccore cof is slightly better off being the cof of mccore
Motley Crue Theatre of Pain
then they went for a completely generic nose dive
Motley Crue Motley Crue
ya like generic af rock brah? then is album is pour vous. funnest thing on this whole record is them fuckin around at the start of babykills
Motley Crue Generation Swine
generic rock o' clock bb
Motley Crue New Tattoo
better than swine but not by much
Motoi Sakuraba Dark Souls Soundtrack
generic fantasy score save gwynevere and overture
Motorhead Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers
this rough ep wouldnt be that bad if it werent for the garbage cover choices
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
only shallow is the only star here, rest is either white noise or lacking potential trv 2
My Bloody Valentine Isn't Anything
1st half of this was a lot more interesting than 2nd
My Bloody Valentine m b v
was gonna insult this as some basic drone crap but ended up not being that bad
My Bloody Valentine This Is Your Bloody Valentine
elvis fellatio and its not even that bad tbh
My Bloody Valentine Only Shallow
knock some sense into that lolz rating. anyway that glide riff on title best thing theyve ever done, pixies vibes
My Bloody Valentine Tremolo
not a bad ep with some actually decent riffs n interludes, just nothing bumping it up
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
a more rushed version of their prom drama tunes
My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love
not the best debut, but drowning lessons, lady of sorrows & demolition lovers are pretty fun
My Chemical Romance The Mad Gear and Missile Kid
this ones just kinda dumb
My Chemical Romance Warped Tour Bootleg Series
they sound really bad live
My Dying Bride A Map of All Our Failures
its like they have some talent but they just choose not to use it
MyChildren MyBride Lost Boy
actually some somewhat enjoyable mccore in the 2nd half
Mystifier Goetia
except for the baphometic goat of knights templar in the 12th century, this is pathetically amateur like a kid who wants to be kvlt so bad but knows absolutely nothing about the trv. random crappy effects and switches to a plain dm sound on some tracks
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
more like ut obliviscar statim
Nechochwen Azimuths To the Otherworld
please, sir, can i have some metal?
Neckbeard Deathcamp SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT
production makes it sound rly far away taking away a lot of the would be impact, grindy wannabe bm with some burzum just bc. def not going to take out any rightoids with this
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction
the more straight up dm tracks on the first 3rd of the album are much better than the trash that follows
Necrophobic Darkside
rly boring ass black death like fuck off mate
Neggy Gemmy CBD Reiki Moonbeam
eh dream party lectrypop sthgs idk
Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm
pretty good....for white noise trv rating 1.5
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood
purify actually has vibes, but the rest is a drony mess, trv rating 1.5
Neurosis Locust Star
neuro def better in small doses
Neurosis Souls at Zero
early neuro certainly better than the rest, basically a slowed down thrash album with suitable extra effects, i like the web
New York Dolls Too Much Too Soon
better songs than their debut, showdown is almost good
Nickelback All the Right Reasons
its not actually that bad ok, its just bad, calm down
Nightwish Century Child
barebones symph, which is unfortunate given this is their 4th album. hoping for something, anything good, but the best on here is the cover of phantom of the opera
Nightwish Over The Hills And Far Away
title cover is the only thing of worth here
Nightwish Angels Fall First
yea so they had problems from the start, harpsikeys are great but disappear by halfway, and then it just gets long and boring, not even a highlight
Nile Ithyphallic
yep this is pretty motions going dm phallus or no phallus
Nile Worship the Animal (1994 the Lost Recordings)
pretty boring n slow dm recs like opening an old tomb only to find some pewter pots, not bc it was broken into before and anything more valuable was already taken either
Nina Nesbitt Peroxide
imagine being sad over ed sheeran. anyway she actually has quite a lovely voice just nothing holds u in much except hold u (the solo version the duet version sucks). back for more also features an awesome climax
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
a slightly more interesting marilyn manson. nvm fuck this shit trv rating 1.5
Nirvana Bleach
rly not much more than some slightly grungy garage punk
Nirvana Hormoaning
just kinda boring noise rock
Nokturnal Mortum Weltanschauung
mostly some half assed folk instrums with lame modern bm near the end
Nokturnal Mortum Verity
an absolute parody of what they used to be, save lira
Nomenmortis How I Learn to Bleed...for the Things I Wish to Fo
a weird mix of techy brutal with a greater melodic emphasis and a little bm in the latter half, an interesting experiment but largely bleh
Norther Till Death Unites Us
only bland petri norther. only (pseudo) jam on this of course is fuck you
Norther Solution 7
doopid norther save hellhole
Numenor Opus Draconis
this is actually really bad
Numenor Servants of Sorcery
this also really sucks
Oasis Definitely Maybe
more annoying than fun, sounds like it came out 20 years before it did
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
oasis ride that line between smoothly cool n punchably annoying and its the latter more often
Oathbreaker Maelstrom
at the gates gone full hc bleh
Obituary World Demise
obituary x at the gates, a terrible idea
Obituary Dying Of Everything
this was a large miss. mid deathrash with some prog for good derpsure
Oh, Sleeper Children of Fire
manages to be not as annoying as most mccore
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
this is an opeth album alright. ruin good riffs and vox with terrible prog signatures
Opeth Morningrise
more bad than good on here, editing prob wouldnt even save it
Opeth Still Life
i mean its an opeth album alright, most of them sound the same
Opeth Deliverance
has some cool sections but as they say themselves 'nothing ever changes'
Origin Entity
cc gone tech n just as boring ok i take it back somewhat consequence n first half of evolution are pretty sweet
Origin Informis Infinitas Inhumanitas
and then they vanished into generic techdeath memory
Outre-Tombe Nécrovortex
just kind of run of the mill dm with a cool cover
Overkill Under the Influence
maiden n accept team up to go thrash n its not that great
Ozzy Osbourne Diary of a Madman
slightly less garbage rock than debut
P.O.D. Snuff the Punk
they tried anyway. with some more thought it might have been feasible, its just not good
P.O.D. Fundamental Elements of Southtown
the boys go ahrd but still nothing all that good
Pacmanthemovie Pacmanthemovie 2: Eat Lives
some pretty wild and annoying eclecteffect ahrdcore, like watching a toddler genuinely sing her heart out but with little vocal control and total unawareness at her mispitches
Paladin (USA) Anamnesis
nevermore sucks and so do these covers
Panic! at the Disco Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die!
power poppy emo lite teen bops
Pantera Cowboys from Hell
if buttrockicka had stayed metal. not that it wouldve helped much
Pantera Metal Magic
poseurs gettin in for a dime
Pantera Reinventing the Steel
pantera are silly, silly bois
Pantera Hostile Moments
a couple of shit new tracks followed by the wub a dub classics
Pantera Walk
your favourite panties with some techy rub a dubs
Pantera Alive and Hostile E.P.
panties taken off live the simps eat it up
Pantera Extreme Steel Plus
the usual panties plus a few silly covers
Pantera Becoming
panties for all
Papa Roach Infest
couple almost good songs on this, nude muddle bein nude muddle
Paradise Lost Tragic Idol
its like it could be good but deliberately gets in its own way
Paramore Paramore
some undeniable hooks but this hour long album would certainly benefit from cutting out the bullshit
Parkway Drive Killing with a Smile
melodic mccore is ever so slightly more listenable
Paroxysm Unit Fragmentation // Stratagem
bad tech except data mess
Pathfinder (USA) Dronescapes
some rather short asmrs idk what they expect you to get out of it
Pathfinder (USA) The Sacred Mind
sum lesser smars
Pearl Jam Ten
fuck this shit im bored trv 1
Petra Beyond Belief
mid good mrocks about JAYSUS
Petra Petra
country folk bluezin for JAYSUS
Pharaoh The Powers That Be
sum moar below avg pm without any trv powaaaa
Phish Billy Breathes
the cover is claustrophobic af and i want to punch him so badly but the muz is pretty chill wouldnt mind if someone put it on for spin
Phish Joy
some more chill jazzy rock fit for any saloon, on kill it sounds like he's saying 'don't go back to kill them with balls'
Phish Hoist
was gonna rate this higher but then they ruined the first half with the bullshit at the end
Phish Sigma Oasis
pretty decent for an hour's worth of white noise
Phish Big Boat
certainly their most diverse album. nothing too interesting on it though
Phish Rift
more upbeat white noise with their ever original lyrics
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb
on the other hand maybe grind shouldnt have typical song layouts
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer
grindcore be grindin BIG FAKE FAT TITS
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard
rawer production and a cannibal corpse cover doesnt save grind from just being grind
Pillar Where Do We Go from Here
frontline is the only track to bother with here
Pink Funhouse
so what is eh followed by a whole fuck load of boring ass lazy ballad pops, then bringing back some energy in the last 4 tracks or so
Pink M!ssundaztood
some rly lethargic bullshit among her more popular hits
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
the most 1able 1 that ever 1d? the most 1able 1 that ever 1d. trv rating is....1!!!!!!!
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
a not so bad floyd until you get to the bleh title and then its pure floaty bore trv 2
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
floyds debut isnt so pointless, somewhat interesting dreamscapes
Pixel Grip ARENA
need a lot more than a pixel grip to handle deez nutz can barely even feel the current of your lectrybobs
Pixies Pixies (EP)
more annoying than good on this 'ere ep
Pixies Come On Pilgrim
come on, pixies, you can do better! (and they did)
Pixies Head Carrier
not great, but all i think about now is a great throwback to where is my mind
Pixies Beneath the Eyrie
another rocky jam album without any highlights
pizzamachine Crunkcore Revenge
nothin too gripping on this one, pizzemcrunk go bzrh brzh bitch itch yayayah
pizzamachine Pizza ex Machina
most of this is def machine made pizza but the burzumy samples on dont judge me and mr beat are lit as well as the funky beat on WIGGLE
Planes Mistaken for Stars Prey
damn they peaked a decade earlier n came back just to put out this generic garbo
Pokemon Pokemon Christmas Bash
when you get voice actors to sing a horribly cringe album...i can just imagine them coming in to work that day and o the horror... meowth spittin facts tho, now indeed a fan of team rocket. jeeeeeeeeebus track 9: DID YA GET MORE WOOD? OOOOOOOO YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH And my mom in her kerchief and Mr. Mime in my cap (And I think Professor Oak was there too) - oak bangin ashs mom canon And then in a twinkling, I heard on the rooftop The prancing and pawing of each little Machop - uhhhh what? The stump of a pipe he held tight in his cheek And he smoked it and circled his head like a reef - when youre fking high and cant distinguish "cheek" from "teeth" and "reef" from "wreath" (actual spotify/internet lyrics)
Pope Francis Wake Up!
songs not that bad, various artists p much just doing their own thing between kind of nice churchy synthwork and italian n spanish intermissions
Power Quest Blood Alliance
an album of keyboard laden 80s hard rock. it's not all bad, better days is pretty solid and main riff of numbers is great if you can forgive the dumb concept
Powerwolf Call of the Wild
sabaton but bad. also way to disservice maiden with cringe mascot covers
Praying Mantis Time Tells No Lies
a bit of their own orig metal, some maiden, some prog, too much suicide
Prince Purple Rain
largely uninteresting bops
Prong Cleansing
mid groove that goes on for too long, demon hunters cover of snap your fingers is infinitely better
Prong Beg to Differ
prong sucks dong
Prong Prove You Wrong
unentertaining early grooves
Putrescent Seepage Demo 2016
lame brutal debt
Queen Sheer Heart Attack
other than the ubiquitous killer n a few solos theres nothin special on this queen
Queen Queen II
v boring album esp the middle they listened to thebes too many times
Queen A Night at the Opera
fuck this album trv 1.5
Queen The Works
a return to form with no overtakers
Queen Queen's First E.P.
lover boy is the only good classic on this lackluster ep
Quo Vadis Forever...
a proggy version of carcass, only legions has decent enough riffs and the philosophizing is just stfu
R.E.M. Murmur
what an appropriate name
Ra From One
starts decent but soon devolves into bleh alt rock. nevertheless call my name is a jam
Rachel Leeder The Good Headspace
simple acoustic efforts that sound decent bc they are simple acoustic efforts
Radiohead OK Computer
hippie nirvana. more like shut down computer bc its 25 years old and can barely run this shit trv rating 1
Radiohead Pablo Honey
mostly boring with an occasional fun dip into rockiness. creep is a 3
Radiohead The Bends
the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllzzzzzzzzz, street spirit is the only decent track
Radiohead Kid A
on one hand largely written by some kid, on the other some nice asmr especially treefingers
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
early 90s limp bizkit be like trv rating 1
Raging Slab Raging Slab
quite a bit of energy, just not that great songs
Ramones Adios Amigos!
adios ramones
Ramones Road to Ruin
the ubiquitous sedated has the stones on this ramones
Raskasta Joulua Viides adventti
this one however has almost nothing on it, lamely done christmas tracks, a pure corn heavy, a bad boogie woogie, but rakkain lahjoistani was a grower
RavenLand Ravensongs for the Ravenhearts
pretty lackluster symph/folk outtakes. girl sounds like amy lee for those interested
Ray Charles Ray Charles
smooth af but thats about it
Ray Charles What'd I Say
the boogier tunes are good but lapses into generic ditties
Rebecca Black RE/BL
not entirely bad tbh
Rebecca Black Non Album Singles
cant even hate
RED (JPN) Golden Oath Of Allegiance
subpar standard grind not rly worth the time
Red (USA) Until We Have Faces
so sad to see a once rockin band go full genny
Red (USA) The Evening Hate
actually not a horrible ep but shows theyre still firmly grounded in mediocre rock with overdramatic vox and synthhound strings
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers
sick bass lines but wild in all the wrong ways
Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk
without a doubt they got even metal lvl skills, but its still just annoying
Red Velvet Chill Kill
korean ariana grande worship? its alright was expecting sthg more intense by the name tho
Rednex Sex and Violins
swedish redneck weebin. redneebs? reebs? cotton eyed swedes?
Reflect Love Back Soundtrack, Vol. 1
mild boring acoustic indies with a highlight in heavens family
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come
the only thing worth while on this is new noise
Reincarnation Seed Of Hate
goes from worst to best but nothing too crazy. base is a steady lil donkey
Reincarnation The Beginning of the End
generic brutal who cares dm
Relient K Mmhmm
a 2 song album in hatchet n hate
REO Speedwagon Wheels Are Turnin'
happyday party hearty dance rocks. bleh
REO Speedwagon REO Speedwagon
jammy rock boogie tunes none of which are at all addicting
Rexoria Ice Breaker
crappy female fronted pm
Rhapsody of Fire Glory For Salvation
yea started alright but ends up being rather plain
Rhapsody of Fire Into The Legend
mid n overly operatic rof, rage of darkness slapps tho
Rhapsody of Fire From Chaos to Eternity
way too much italian opera. still, certain tracks like tornado are enjoyable with considerable editing
Rhapsody of Fire The Cold Embrace of Fear
all theatrics and little metal disappoint face
Rhythm and Sound Trace / Imprint
trace is a slow walk down the road of time while imprint is a smooth soporifor complete with heartbeat
Rihanna Good Girl Gone Bad
shut up n drive is sexy af, rest is a mix of meh bleh n zzz but she def has more talent and class than beyonce
Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe
nude muddly ahrd rock that never rly hooks itself that deep
Roger Whittaker The Roger Whittaker Christmas Album
about what you'd expect for a christmas folk/countryish album, but darcy the dragon is cute and christmas is here again has trv christmas spirit
Rotting Christ Thy Mighty Contract
a debut sounding like ur avg low cal nazi band
Rotting Christ Non Serviam
when you want to be trv kvlt but can only do half assed melodeath instead
Rotting Christ Triarchy of The Lost Lovers
a lot of simple bm is quite good, relishing in the atmosphere created by a handful of riffs. rc 3 albums in however still sound like they started playing yesterday
Running Wild Under Jolly Roger
this album is unadulterously a steady bleh @ 10 knots
Rush Hemispheres
moneyspheres trv 1.5
Rush A Farewell to Kings
another rush album. plodding prog with incongruent high vox. at least theyre short to chase dat muuuulaaaahhh trv 1.5
Sade Diamond Life
smooth jazz funk pops but only 2 carats
Salem Strings Attached
clicked because strings + hot woman, left with blue cocheae
Sangdragon Black Dragon
black dragon is an exhausting and overblown tryhard amorphis x cradle fusion
Satan Jokers Psychiatric
great production but below avg songwriting overall save fracture morale
Satan's Host Burning the Born Again...(A New Philosophy)
a very long and annoying death/doom/heavy/groove contraption not worth listening to
Satyricon Now, Diabolical
a thrash n slightly better version of heartwork
Satyricon Volcano
now this is where they clearly got bored/tired and started writing quasi black thrash shit
Satyricon My Skin Is Cold
post black lul mutul
Savatage Power of the Night
lackluster tradwers not much worth listening to
Saving Abel Saving Abel
typical pop grunge album nothing banging much
Scar Symmetry Symmetric in Design
painfully barebones mdm thrown together the best they could by those with no talent
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity
this ones actually not that bad tbh. still a 2
Seiko Oomori Sennou
first few tracks are some legit fun anime pop, but ever afterward it gets, ah, spotty, yeah spotty
Seith Artifacts & Entities
what a horrible disappoint. they took their amazing debut sound and dumped 100 pounds of sleepy prog on it. no wonder they never made anything else
Sentenced Crimson
your sentence: uninteresting metallized butt
Sevendust Sevendust
behold, nude muddle
Sevendust Black Out the Sun
idk typical nude muddle coreish bleh
Shadows Fall The Art of Balance
better when they stick to the rock metal than throwing in that mccore shit
Shiina Ringo Kalk Samen Kuri no Hana
a couple good tracks but largely immature sounding
Shinichi Atobe Ship-Scope
yea its just some chill asmr trax
Signal Loud and Clear
this started amazing but turned into total drog highlight still in arms of a stranger
Sigur Ros Agætis byrjun
defrosted bjorks in pseudo classical arrangement
Simple Plan No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls
rly just has id do anything rest is whiny baby shit
Siouxsie and the Banshees Kaleidoscope
mild banshee soozers
Sirenia Nine Destinies And A Downfall
a highly disappointing album after the masterpiece that was elixir
Sirenia Arcane Astral Aeons
someones lacking for album titles. also lacking for music this is generic rubbish
Sirenia Dim Days of Dolor
title is pure cringe, record isnt much better
Sirenia The Enigma Of Life
the enigma of thinking anything on this was worth publishing
Skillet Awake and Remixed EP
pretty garbage rockless remixes except dont wake me which is all dreamy like
Skillet Dominion
wavers between being boring af, cringey, and mildy pleasant. in any case their drummer's still hot
Skillet Skillet
idk their debut merges somewhere on the line of being silly and kind of fun. SATURN HAS A RING AROUND IT
Skillet Collide
aaand then they fell off the cliff. gone is the vigor and free flowing inspiration of youth. just kind of standard with saviour the only real rocker
Skillet Rise
another album of middling electro rock that pretends to be deeper than it rly is. concept albums suck and this wasnt any better. sick of it is still a nice family friendly bouncy bass techno song tho. nice they let jen sing a bit more too
Skillet Ardent Worship
too many slow hymns only the most ardent church goers could appreciate (hence the title), however the songs they do go rocky on are decent and their rendition of shout to the lord isnt bad
Skillet The Older I Get
i hate these songs but they sound better acousticised
Skrillex Bangarang
eh its kind of fun i guess brzjtjtjtjjequbdubfjfjfikdoldkfk
Slaughter (USA) Stick It to Ya
for all their enthusiam this was quite boring
Slayer Show No Mercy
starts good but quickly begins to slay nothing but my insomnia, except when araya yelps like he dropped the soap in prison, then i wake up long enough to want to punch him in the throat. highlights in evil n metal storm/slayer
Slayer South of Heaven
very boring overall, arayas vox again ruining a lot of riffs, but the riffs themselves are quite childish as well
Slayer Divine Intervention
uninspiring slayer labelled thrash
Slayer Repentless
subpar samey modern thrash, indeed repentless, no wonder they ended it this got boring years ago
Slayer Def Jam Demo
real mid instrums of some of their most famous songs
Sleep Token Sundowning
kind of soothing but mostly pointless
Sleep Token Take Me Back to Eden
djenty imagine dragons not as bad as i thought
Slint Spiderland
as background coffeeshop music, like a 2.5. as sthg to listen to in real time, trv 1.5
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
only good song is psychosocial what a waste of time
Slipknot We Are Not Your Kind
another slipnut bum with a couple almosts and a ton of blehs
Slipknot 1995 Demo
when u try to be metal but ur just not
Slipknot Demo
better than korn anyway
Slipknot Excerpts from Current Project
yep sounds like slipknot
Slowdive Souvlaki
sleep asmr for depressed teenage girls trv 1.5
Smash Mouth Astro Lounge
shrek metal
Sodom Better Off Dead
a rather sad, weak and floppy dicked sodom release
Sodom Epitome of Torture
epitome of subpar to mid af thrash
Sodom Decision Day
a bland sodom entirely incapable of causing hellfire and brimstone from heaven
Soilwork The Chainheart Machine
the mdm equivalent of a premature ejaculation, as a direct result of bjorn sucking anders' dick
Soilwork Verkligheten
its unfortunate that guys with a decent amount of talent waste it on the ultimate scene kid album
Solution .45 For Aeons Past
demon hunter if they were metal
Solution .45 Nightmares In The Waking State Pt. 1
first half actually has some decent melodies/effects like void, but then it goes into this total prog demon hunter bullshit
Someone Shapeshifter
mild mellowhearts with alt effects
Sonata Arctica The Days of Grays
yep very boring. typical motionsgoing letsmakesummoney syndrome
Sonata Arctica Talviyo
im sorry is this the sonarc that created winterhearts guild or fucking ghost?!
Sonata Arctica The Ninth Hour
holy crap bag this was boring
Sonic Youth Confusion Is Sex
a great guitar tone and some interesting compositional ideas but we are once again destroying anything that is good with the vocals of a dying cat
Sonic Youth Sonic Youth
minimal rhythmcore with a few deliberately nails on a chalkboard sections and utterly atrocious vox saves itself from a lower score by shutting up on track 5
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
much more riff heavy which is great but we have an overstaying our welcome issue here as well as a general staying problem as nothing is especially interesting. also bad singing
Sororicide The Entity
slow, quiet, cookie cutter death doom from the riffs to their band name
Spiritus Mortis The Year Is One
this is crap obnoxious doom that sets riffs aside for talentless vox and dirtybitchass doesnt know shit
Starfield I Will Go
not the worst of christian rock, title has some riffs, certain choruses bring the glory of pew singing to the ears
Starfield Beauty in the Broken
could be worse, some riffs on generation, some pathos here n there, a lot of bore
Starfield Starfield
has some good vibes n a trv punk rocker in revolution but ultimately too long and soft
Stephen Sanchez Easy On My Eyes
rly doesnt have anything save the elvis inspired found you
Stereolab Transient Random-Noise Bursts with Announcements
rythmic drony poprocks with a voice that makes it sound like shes singing in french
Steven Curtis Chapman This Moment
isnt actually that bad, has some good ideas tho suffers from putting the message before the music, one voice is pretty natural though
Stratovarius Fright Night
sounds like a pm band trying to be a pm band
Stratovarius Episode
a fuckin dry ass desert with only occasional oases in father, sphere, n tomorrow
Stratovarius Twilight Time
another rather poor album despite the talent inherent
Street Pharmacy Free Delivery
reggae sucks and ruins a lot of the would be goodish on this
Street Pharmacy Pharmanomics
some good tunes but nothing standout and gets too samey
Street Pharmacy The Legacy of Rudy
chill coustic reggaes
Stryper To Hell With the Devil
this is pretty lame save title and some riffs on calling. some pew singing definitely on this and its not pretty
Summoning With Doom We Come
yea they got bored this sucks lol
Summoning Lost Tales
a couple of not so great burzumz
Superchick Beauty From Pain
rain n suddenly are trv rock anthems but again mired in bleh
Switched Subject to Change
nude muddle nude muddlin
Symphony X The Divine Wings of Tragedy
is this power metal or a die antwoord album? divine wings on my penis!!!!!!!
System of a Down Toxicity
dumb
System of a Down Steal This Album!
system of silli silli bois
Talking Heads Remain in Light
good energy sillies followed by a post drug crash
Taylor Swift Red
incredibly boring for the most part, wubs on trouble ruin it, still last time and begin again are good tracks and several others have their moments
Taylor Swift Fearless
got love story, belong, n why, 'bonuses' are trash
Taylor Swift Lover
damn so close to actually being able to call it a decent album
Taylor Swift The Tortured Poets Department
the swizzle x pirate and it paradoxically ends up better than both
Team America Team America: World Police Soundtrack
only point is coming here for AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY, YEAH AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY, YEAH TERRORIST YOUR GAME IS THROUGH 'CAUSE NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TOO AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! WHAT YOU GONNA TO DO WHEN WE COME FOR YOU NOW IT'S THE DREAM THAT WE ALL SHARE IT'S THE HOPE FOR TOMORROW FUCK YEAH! MCDONALDS, FUCK YEAH! WAL-MART, FUCK YEAH! THE GAP, FUCK YEAH! BASEBALL, FUCK YEAH! NFL, FUCK YEAH! ROCK AND ROLL, FUCK YEAH! THE INTERNET, FUCK YEAH!rSLAVERY, FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! STARBUCKS, FUCK YEAH! DISNEY WORLD, FUCK YEAH! PORNO, FUCK YEAH! VALIUM, FUCK YEAH! REEBOK'S, FUCK YEAH! FAKE TITS, FUCK YEAH! SUSHI, FUCK YEAH! TACO BELL, FUCK YEAH! RODEOS, FUCK YEAH! BED BATH AND BEYOND FUCK YEAH, FUCK YEAH LIBERTY, FUCK YEAH! WAX LIPS, FUCK YEAH! THE ALAMO, FUCK YEAH! BAND-AIDS, FUCK YEAH! LAS VEGAS, FUCK YEAH! CHRISTMAS, FUCK YEAH! IMMIGRANTS, FUCK YEAH! POPEYE, FUCK YEAH! DEMOCRATS, FUCK YEAH! REPUBLICANS FUCK YEAH, FUCK YEAH SPORTSMANSHIP BOOKS
Teenage Jesus and the Jerks Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
damn this is real punk. some cool sounds too bad they didn't make more
Teenage Jesus and the Jerks Everything
would rate it higher if she actually knew how to sing
Temple of Void Summoning the Slayer
yea so this sucks, baby metal
Tesla Mechanical Resonance
generodadrockcore
Testament Souls of Black
metallicas trv black album, and its barely any better LOL
Testament The Ritual
idk whats worse butt rock metallica or metallica if they hadnt gone complete buttrock
The Agonist Lullabies for the Dormant Mind
this feels dirty to say but she definitely traded up going to arch enemy
The Allman Brothers Band The Allman Brothers Band
chill jazz rock its ok
The Aquabats The Fury of the Aquabats!
great energy but thats about it they zoom through everything without leaving any real impact like a rollercoaster youre in line for an hour but then its over so fast you barely remember the thrill
The Armed Perfect Saviors
starts with legit riffs but soon devolves into trite layers of lectrypop/psych/jazz bullshit only those who'll gobble anything up can appreciate. also the vox need to be del'd
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
beach boys suck beach balls. i condemn them further every time one of their hits gets played unconsensually into my eardrums trv rating 1
The Beach Boys Surfin' Safari
holyisome beech boyz
The Beach Boys Surfin' U.S.A.
~~~~~~~~~~~~we~~surfin~we~surfin~we~surfin~surfin~~surfin~~~~~~~~~~
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
completely worthless save the choral melody in lucy trv rating 1
The Beatles Revolver
maybe if ya'll hippies hadnt spent what little money you had on this shit the movement would have lasted a bit longer trv rating 1
The Beatles With the Beatles
back when they were cute and actually had some talent, highlight in all my loving but still the same pointless beatles, make a half hour sound like 1 and a half
The Beatles Abbey Road
most undeserving 4.6 ever? most undeserving 4.6 ever. at least they sound soberish this time. trv rating 1.5
The Beatles Help!
title track deserves to be shot and left on the side of the road but the rest is chill with a highlight in its only love
The Beatles Rubber Soul
in which they totally gave up save a couple piano riffs trv rating 1
The Beatles The Beatles
fuck the beatles so fucking much omfg trvest 1 there ever was
The Birthday Massacre Violet
a collection of synthpop nothings trying to reach higher but largely failing, with blue the only standout track. almost good tracks include happy birthday, horror show, video kid and dream
The Birthday Massacre Pins and Needles
another largely meh synthrock album whose best includes in the dark, always, n title
The Birthday Massacre Imaginary Monsters
bunny soft emo lectrypops
The Birthday Massacre Looking Glass
the excellent title followed by a bunch of butchered remixes
The Birthday Massacre Imagica
like their albums but lesser
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
blends the good n bad genres enuf i dont completely hate it but is subsequently mostly garbo. lol @ anyone thinking theyre listening to mdm
The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed
deathy atg and not any better screamy weemy melomcderpcore
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma
miasmameloderpcore
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual
first half or so actually isnt bad, better than the rest of their contents, but then they realize they dont care to reach even a little bit higher and ramp up the core in the second half
The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack
more of the same shit its quite tried
The Blue Stones Good Ideas
meh generic canadian stoner rock
The Chicks Wide Open Spaces
so what they changed their name despite all their albums having it just bc u say dicks? lmao anyway some good choruses but its mostly bleh, id certainly like to explore the wide open space of the one in the back
The Clash Give 'Em Enough Rope
these young pop punks dont have no punch
The Devil Makes Three Longjohns, Boots, and a Belt
slightly amusing bluegrass blues
The Devil Makes Three Chains Are Broken
a better album but not quite enough to merit a confident fair
The Devil Makes Three I'm A Stranger Here
dead body moving tickles my fiddle but otherwise nonplussive jigs
The Devil Makes Three Do Wrong Right
the devil n some doing some right wrongly n mostly wrong rightly
The Disco Biscuits Revolution in Motion
the same funky lectrobeat for over an hour
The Doors The Doors
the bores. nice keys tho trv 1.5
The Gathering Almost a Dance
good instrumentation but the male vox are so damn mediocre its like stfu n let martine sing
The Gathering Souvenirs
idk this band wedges itself in an awkward place by having a good atmosphere but never following it through, too basic and lacks power
The Killers Day & Age
human is the only decent track on this album of bores
The Kinks Kinks
insomniacs obsessed with bald women, rly got me is rly the only thing going for it rly
The Lumineers Cleopatra
why this is so popular idk all songs sound the same
The Mother Hips Glowing Lantern
country rockin bops
The Nefilim Zoon
a mix of industrial deathrash that starts a lot more interesting than it ends
The Notorious B.I.G. Blue Eyes Meets Bed-Stuy
wtf is this. biggie good, frank go fuck urself
The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die
generic rap only considered legendary cuz big got shot. best track is prob everyday struggle. cute baby
The Notorious B.I.G. Life After Death
biggie got some great beats but it just doesnt continue for 2 hrs and everything blends together
The Notorious B.I.G. Notorious IV: Big Poppa
title is slammin but rest are eh-mid
The Oh Hellos The Oh Hellos' Family Christmas Album
folk renditions of these ubiquities + original begin and never cease somehow sound worse than the most generic performance
The Pretty Reckless Light Me Up
medicine and wanna die are two hard almosts, male vox on die bringing it down quite a bit, and then everything else is modern rock filler
The Pretty Reckless Hit Me Like A Man
dece rocks by these wannabes
The Pretty Reckless The Pretty Reckless
their best songs and it still sucks ass
The Proclaimers Sunshine on Leith
500 miles is eternally epic and im on my way is great but the others are, uh, extant
The Rolling Stones Goats Head Soup
more energetic and rocky but otherwise unnotable
The Rolling Stones Exile on Main St.
full of pop rock/jam nothings save let it loose trv rating 1.5. nice i got this from 4.4 to 4.3
The Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers
def the best they did to this point but no real bangers
The Rolling Stones Let It Bleed
some good piano bits on this one culminating in monkey man and the perennial u cant always get
The Rolling Stones Paint It, Black / Long Long While
left to their own devices the stones begin writing decentish rock songs
The Rolling Stones Bridges to Babylon
an eclectic combination of decent surfer rock and boring serious versions of phish songs
The Rolling Stones Tattoo You
got start me up then a catalogue of decentish rock songz
The Rolling Stones Undercover
highlight in she was hot otherwise typical stoner rock
The Rolling Stones Steel Wheels
hold on is pretty high energy rock n some middle eastern cultural appropriation on drift otherwise same shit
The Runaways The Runaways
the rockers spirit in female form but nothing much to see here
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
starts ok but gets old real fast trv rating 1.5
The Stooges Fun House
derpy boomer rockz
The Tragically Hip In Violet Light
this one is a snore until beautiful thing, one of their best tracks
The Tragically Hip The Tragically Hip
from the beginning they were almost goodish but mostly annoying
The Tragically Hip Trouble At The Henhouse
trouble writing anything memorable. save butt wigglin
The Tragically Hip Road Apples
but followed up with a bunch of humdrums
The Tragically Hip Music @ Work
nothing all that great on this one
The Tragically Hip In Between Evolution
inoffensively extant
The Used The Used
instruments (and tits) abused
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
rough minimal effort hippie srocks trv 1.5
The Who Who's Next
baba is a 4 track nothing else is worth listening to dont get fooled makes me want to die trv rating 1.5
Theocracy Mirror of Souls
a very mid power metal album with the first 3 tracks a bleh slog, bethlehem however picks up with that amazing layered chorus at its climax, and absolution day is a trv track, but then ofc they have to close with a generic epic at the end
Theory of a Deadman Scars and Souvenirs
bad girlfriend is their only good n rockin song lennyface rest is generic bleh but not as bad, i swear tho wait for me is just breakaway
Third Day Wherever You Are
singer mac powell has a great voice but the songwriting itself isnt that great even if the messages are pretty good
Three Days Grace Human
i am machine is win sandwiched by a bunch of emo pop nothings
Three Days Grace Three Days Grace
so many emo rock songs that had the potential to be good but just werent
Three Days Grace Transit of Venus
slightly less lethargic than their last, erm, effort
Three Days Grace Outsider
started surprisingly good with mountain, infrared, and nothing to lose but diminished into general jenk like usual
Three Days Grace Three Days Grace Demo
first half is pure lolz but second half isnt bad
Three Days Grace Three Days Grace Promo EP
several of their early kind of goods
Three Days Grace Rolling Stone Original
acoustic rly doesnt help nor deter
Three Days Grace Pain (+ Acoustic) - EP
sum dece tracks
Three Days Grace Never Too Late
title def better than the other tracks
Through the Eyes of the Dead Bloodlust
they try to make their mccore sound deathy anyway
Tom Cardy Artificial Intelligence
dumb but sum fun
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
heart breakin moms everywhere
Tool Ænima
im so bored kill me now trv rating 1 omgggggggggggggggggggggggg couldnt wait for this to end
Tool Lateralus
get me away from this shit trv 0.5 parabola is decent but doesnt save it
Tormentor Recipe Ferrum! 777
yea i have no idea what the fuck this is. a lot of tracks are just cradlelite but then the others...wtffff
Torres Thirstier
drive me n dino hug are decent, keep the devil out is a party
Toshiya Tsunoda Extract From Field Recording Archive #2
Track 1: Bottle at mountain road - the jackasshammer of a headache plus insect noises; Track 2: Bottle at park - flies; Track 3: Tub-type container - wet; Track 4: Drain hoses - ominous, we all float down here =El; Track 5: Connecting duct - more intense water and insects, drowning; Track 6: Downpipe for rainwater - silence and calm drips; Track 7: Plastic float - infrastructure ambience of a garage; Track 8: Cavity in a cliff wall - wind tunnel; interesting concept, kind of nice, kind of creepy
Tour-Maubourg Floating on Silence
funky jazz ambients, fujazients
Training for Utopia Throwing A Wrench In The American Music
they start to get naked here
Trans-Siberian Orchestra Night Castle
a 2 hr rock opera performed by your high school music class with their teacher conductor as the magnum opus of the year end talent show that no one but the parents and grandparents of those involved paid tickets for
Tristania Widow's Weeds
needs more metal but has more than a few excellent instrumental sections, just not a lot of overall coherence
Tristania Ashes
another album of meandering mishmash
Tristania Illumination
another exhausting album with no good tracks
Tristania Darkest White
a case of too many members wanting too many different things. better than their last album but not by much with a handful of decent soaring moments. at least they dont sound like stinky stinky priest
Trivium Ascendancy
would be decentish without the core
Trivium The Sin and the Sentence
not too bad mrock but ofc they have to leave sum mccore in there and that prog track fuck off dude
Turnover Myself in the Way
not as boring as i thought it would be, if it werent the typical lazy lofi shit of the 2020s they might actually do sthg
Type O Negative October Rust
first tolerable ton album. love you to death is almost good
U2 War
sbs followed by slew of banal pseudo punk blehs
Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker Advanced Basics
ahrd electro effects could make this called industrial pop, but somehow despite all those heavy drops it still rings hollow
Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker Questamation
a desperate grab at relevancy by combining pop, rocks, lectrix, and sillinesses
Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X
this is a mess alright. pseudo classical strings n burzums with religiously anointed pointless spoken vox
Unanimated Ancient God of Evil
dissection x at the gates and it sucks balls
Unanimated Fire Storm
emergent mid af melodeaffff
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
prob about the best mccore can do tbh
Unearth Watchers of Rule
slightly better mccore but mccore nonetheless
Unleashed Midvinterblot
nothing bad but nothing that great either. typical unleashed
Uriah Heep Very 'eavy... Very 'umble
gypsy is trv ahrd rock but then they collapse into the usual early 70s jam/prog drift
Uriah Heep Salisbury
has the legendary lady in black but otherwise your aisle 3 supermarket brand jam
Vader The Empire
another lazy uninspiring album
Vader The Beast
bored vader send out an unenthusiatic album save prevail and zone
Vader Iron Times
just came here for the polish. not too great on its own
Vader Welcome to the Morbid Reich
rly boring n lazy dm by the vader
Van Halen For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
van haltin with xxxtra innuendo
Van Halen OU812
vanny create a generic honky tonk
Van Halen Complete Zero Demo
lesser versions of tracks from i and ii as well as plenty of b sides some used later
Vanessa Carlton Be Not Nobody
i want to like her more but thousand miles is rly all their is, piano pieces are good, also https://youtu.be/FLzt87q9yZw
Various Artists A Christmas Gift For You
amazingly produced in 1963 christmas bops still on every radio station today, and thus the only tolerable ones are darlene love's white christmas and who can resist baby please come home?
Veilburner VLBRNR
a mess of largely poorly composed prog with death/black to try to be cool
Venom The Waste Lands
another haphazard cronosless album that gets better at pretending its venom but its very much not. they line up the themes more or less again but the songs are still babys first thrash with some random synths. crucified is so forgettable cronos would write another much better track of the same name for from the very depths, and clarisse is the most godawful thing allowed to have the name of venom stamped upon it
Venom Inc. How Many Can Die
eh a nothing track
Venom Inc. War
like a venom wannabe band coming up with these tracks rather than the real venom
Venom Prison Erebos
isnt that bad for decore. angelo gossow vox are a nice addition, and its as though they understand their total lack of talent but try anyway
Visions Of Atlantis Ethera
they rly dropped the ball on this. bland, uninteresting, meh after meh
Visions Of Atlantis Delta
voa's first step into total mediocrity
Visions Of Atlantis Maria Magdalena
a rather boring symph ep
Volbeat Rock The Rebel/Metal The Devil
rly only has gardens tale n radio girl
Volbeat Volbeat (Demo)
kind of sucks, no magic just a lot of galloping
Vulcain Vulcain
avg to meh rocky thrash...en francais
W.A.S.P. The Crimson Idol
the fuck happened to my waspy boys? why did they lose their sting? only the last 2 sappy tracks are decent. stupid fucking concept albums
Warfare (MA) Doomsday
sum rather plain annoying basic punk
Watain A Tribute To Bathory
way to butcher bathory u fkn poseurs
Watain Sworn to The Dark
true poseur metal
Weezer Pinkerton
more derp than lol highlight in tha gud lyfe
Weird Al Yankovic Even Worse
only fat is decently fun
Weregoat Unholy Exaltation of Fullmoon Perversity
random blah that mostly sucks weregoat balls
Whispered Shogunate Macabre
pretty piss poor mdm but unrestrained is decent
Whitechapel This Is Exile
a more metal than not intro track only to spill into pure if done better than most derpiestcore
Whitesnake Lovehunter
generic dad who couldnt handle sabbath rock
Winterhorde Underwatermoon
modern blargh bm spliced with prog bullshit
Witchslayer Witchslayer
trying to recapture their youth did not bode well for these ancient witchslayers
Within Temptation Hydra
fuck me it has let us burn and thats it
Within Temptation The Heart of Everything
just a bunch of mehs n almosts
Within Temptation Shed My Skin
poppy lectro rocks with a few decent fills
Women Public Strain
some cool twangs but nothing captivating
Xandria The Wonders Still Awaiting
most xandria albums have at least a few bangers, this one does not, curse is the closest. vox have a layer effect over them annoying in general but esp for symph metal that relies on them so much, cant tell if she can actually sing or not
Xandria Ravenheart
only slightly better than debut. a couple mid-goods like title but mostly empty ballads with little symph or metal
xSPONGEXCOREx Fancy Talk
more boring than fun this one save the latter half of sunlight
xSPONGEXCOREx Bold and Thrash
not as good quotes but best album cover and appreciate helga's contributions
xSPONGEXCOREx Don't Mess With TexXxas
pretty boring but big scary n pink *lenny face* is pure win
Yellowcard Midget Tossing
yeah this is pretty bad. lots of energy but no direction, randomy yelping instead of singing, sound like the beatles on one of their drug binges if they grew up with punk. also this whole album concept ofc is wtf
Yellowcard A Perfect Sky
msk remix is ok, acoustic n california mix are trash
Yes Close to the Edge
when prog rock losers try to write a symphony trv rating 0.5
Yes Fragile
th'immortal meme track followed by prockzilla and some cool riffs in heart sunrise
Yes Yes
no. NO!
Yeule softscars
idk could use more pop effects cuz her voice isnt interesting if everything was like cyber meat maybe 2.5
Zao Liberate Te Ex Inferis
its not mccore but it still sucks
ZZ Top Eliminator
not rly any bad tracks but the only thing i'll listen to in real time is legs
ZZ Top ZZ Top's First Album
zzz zzz flop

1.5 very poor
2Pac 2Pacalypse Now
2pacolypse not. weak ass shit until brenda and tha lunatic
2Pac Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.
a rushed album, 2pac capitilizing on his initial success and wanting to get back at the idiot white politicians too soon. papa's song is the best track
2Pac Better Dayz
some decent beats but mostly just pointless filler songs meant to cash on pac's name. weakest album attributed to tupac
36 Crazyfists A Snow Capped Romance
nudecore why
3776 EDMはポップコーン (EDM Is Popcorn)
japan japaning
50 Cent Animal Ambition
rly crappy crap rap save twisted somewhat
A Great Big World When The Morning Comes
hold has some notes rest is gargongargongargon
A Plea for Purging Depravity
their even simpler than usual approach to mccore makes tracks like retribution n malevolence fun (watch the video lolz) but they soon devolve into typical useless mccore tropes edit: taking out another .5 for making me listen to a 7 minute monologued breakdown
A Plea for Purging Heart Of A Child / Fat Pride
lmao
A Plea for Purging A Plea For Purging
dragon kind of fucks but otherwise the only thing worse than mccore is raw mccore
A Plea for Purging The Marriage Of Heaven And Hell
some of the chuggiest, breakdowniest mccore that ever mccored
Aaron Shust Morning Rises
now this was fucking boring
ABBA Voulez-Vous
lets couche in the douche ;^)
ABBA Voyage
and then this is just sheer filler garbage
Aborted Fetus Goresoaked Clinical Accidents
typical low brow non brutal from russia
AC/DC Rock or Bust
jukebox nothins
Accept Predator
extremely generic boring butt rock
Accept The Rise of Chaos
koolaid. really
Accept Stalingrad: Brothers In Death
some boring rock jams featuring roossiyya
Acid Witch Midnight Movies
this was pretty dumb
Ad Infinitum Chapter I: Monarchy
another terrible temptation clone tho live before you die is nice
Adele 30
im bored af. some good notes on second track, third is some 2pac style wannabe boringness, omg fuck off with the depression porn. track 4 once again an imitation of a black artist, omg is a rip off track of so many pop funk songs with poorer lyrics, why is my first thought on track 6 that she had nothing to do with that acoustic guitar? cant believe ppl actually pay for such low effort music. wine has some good notes n piano tunes on it, the rest is major soppy borefest with minute moments on to be loved and love is a game zzzzzzzzz
Adele 19
good to know adeles always mostly sucked
Aerosmith Just Push Play
very boring derprock
Aerosmith Get Your Wings
yea dis is ah, dis is a garbage yea
Aerosmith Rocks
bleh, the album
Aerosmith Rock in a Hard Place
starts promising but soon devolves into the pebble fest of their typical output
Aerosmith Pump
the best thing about this is the cover
Aerosmith Get a Grip
the singles are even more insufferable on this worst band ever
Aerosmith Music from Another Dimension
they tried a bit harder on their final. cant believe im finally thru aerosmith....huff puff...huff chuff
After Forever Prison Of Desire
this is the worst symph ive ever heard
Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit
more of the same boring shit thats been unnecessarily toted as innovative etc. this album made me realize his vocals are actually quite weak and little bitchy
Agalloch Pale Folklore
a bit more melodic and raw version of all their later snoozers
Agalloch The Serpent and the Sphere
an album of lullabies. perfect for getting your kids to sleep. alright plateau of the ages is nice
Agalloch From Which of This Oak
like regular agalloch but worse
Agalloch Of Stone, Wind and Pillor
only thing worse than regular agalloch is young virgin clean vox agalloch
Agalloch The White
a little less white if u please
Agalloch The Grey
pls sir, can i have sum metul?
Agnes Obel Aventine
chord left is an excellent piano piece but everything afterwards is just pirate if pirate could play instruments. taking another half point away for it then going on to be boring af
Agnes Obel Philharmonics
jesus that cover, are we modern contemporary or 19th century miserable feminist? anyway piano bits are good but she cant rly sing and everything else is blah
Agnes Obel Citizen Of Glass
same deal as her previous albums, decent strings, lack of everything else
Agnes Obel Myopia
same old zzzzagnes obel
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Arc
theyre better at grind than they are sludge rock
Ahab The Divinity of Oceans
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much sludge dude
Ahab The Giant
first half sucks major balls before getting the slightest bit more interesting in 2nd
Air Supply The Book of Love
the book of bore
Air Supply News from Nowhere
pretty crap, even screwed up unchained melody
Air Supply The Vanishing Race
first half is a return to form until goodbye, then goes on with more world is bullshit
Air Supply Love & Other Bruises
these are pretty damn bland pop nothings tho
Air Supply Air Supply (1985)
goes on for way too long and none of their better hits
Air Supply Free Love
steamy cover ;) but never too late is the only track remotely worthwhile, why they didnt put a few of their classics on this to be consistent with their billion comps idk
Alcest Shelter
monsieur, ou est le metal?
Alexisonfire Watch Out!
started good but soon devolved into a senseless mess
Alexisonfire Brown Heart Skull Sampler
more of a fooling around demo (or just being aof)
Alexisonfire Aussie Tour 7''
silly garbage covers
Alice Cooper Alice Cooper Goes to Hell
certainly their most banal and boring album to this point no wonder it has no review
Alice Cooper Dirty Diamonds
what a shitty album to make in a piss poor attempt to stay relevant
Alice Cooper DaDa
as the title and cover suggest, a derpy album of funk rock
Alice Cooper Zipper Catches Skin
so fucking stupid but has its moments
Alice Cooper From the Inside
another retarded album with a moment here and there
Alice Cooper Welcome To My Nightmare
jesus christ this is the most retarded thing cooper ever did
Alice Cooper Flush The Fashion
a short n awkward album that starts good but finishes last all the same, tho dance yourself to death is a trv paean to all hippiedom
Alice Cooper Alice Does Alice
pretty balls ep starting dece then going to the ground
Alice Cooper Road
theres no point in telling alice cooper to stop but could you at least have one good track per album
Alice in Chains The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here
not as annoying as their other albums but still a pointless existence
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains
alice in chains more like alice a pain in my ass amirite? only thing rly worth anything is shame
Alice in Chains Sap
a poor sap yokel band agreed, alice in baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllsssssss
Alice Longyu Gao Let's Hope Heteros Fail, Learn, and Retire
"imagine a world with no heteros" umm malthus's wet dream?
All Shall Perish The Price of Existence
derpcore go hhrrrddrrrrrrr
Allegaeon Damnum
scenecore trying to be cool
Amaranthe Amaranthe
pop metal completely and unnecessarily ruined by mccore. srsly u would have something listenable but then dumbass has to make sure he gets his fuckin squawks in like a fkn karen
Amebix Amebix
cant hear much but the baseline is nice and constant
Amon Amarth Berserker
bruh this was so fucking boring omg
Amon Amarth Under The Influence
deceiver era amon making covers is cringe
Amon Amarth Heidrun
amon cringe
Amorphis Am Universum
this is what happens when u mix all the playdough colours together
Amorphis Far from the Sun
boring butt prog butt
Anaal Nathrakh Eschaton
what a fucking joke lmaooooooooooooo
Anal Cunt Picnic of Love
true poetry
Ancient Bards Origine
a pop album with occasional twinkles n an audible baby riff
Andrew Peterson Behold the Lamb of God
like most ccm has the usual pitfalls of lazy songwriting and never sounding like they believe what theyre saying, and not even a christmas album just general jesus motifs. also if you actually read your bible you'd know king "my father scourged you with whips; i will scourge you with scorpions" rehoboam should hardly be called "good old"
Andrew W.K. You're Not Alone
ok trite preaching and basic pop rocks this is a yikes
Ankhara II
its like theyre going for the record for worst pm career oat
Anthony Braxton For Alto
https://youtu.be/lG8OaHCdFPc?si=gGXjREwWB_dHBqQS&t=6 jk just for the couplet bookends tho didnt know the sax could go so ahrd, the rest nice variety, good amount of background date music
Anthrax Among the Living
this one just all n all sucks though
Anthrax Inside Out
dumb nude noodles and crappy covers
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Volume II
i will never understand even the legendary aphex twin's need to create overlengthy almost nothing ambients with little variation in between. is it practice? unused excerpts? having something in the catalogue in case a movie or video game developer needs some generic dungeon music? for all the above i suppose!!!
Apocalyptica 7th Symphony
the fuck is this album? random alt/prog rock, some mccore, barely any celloship, roundtable guests for days. only decent track is broken pieces, mostly because of lacey sturm
Appliances Paranoia Rap
can only find title which was dumb, very dumb
Arch Enemy Rare and Unreleased
liiva and amott taking turns sucking balls, and cover looks like actual shit
Ariana Grande positions
not quite as vapid as the last 2 albums, but like, do you not have anything else going on in your life besides getting dick? is it so bad just writing a song about how pretty the sky is today or sthg?
Ariana Grande Side to Side (Remixes)
slushii remix is ok, phantoms sucks
Ariana Grande Love Me Harder
some very crappy poppops only possible by the grand ari
Ash of Ashes Traces
nothing like bathory whatsoever, total soft bitch progcore with the slightest dash of folk. only dece track is forgotten, no metal to be seen in a 100 mile radius
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
highschool we barely know how to pluck a chord mccore
Assuck Misery Index
shit cc songs but shorter
Assuck State to State
stfu w ur dumbass quote where is the metal
At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease
a weird ass album the result of record label interference in which they demanded an lp instead of the intended ep so atg just tack on some live tracks lmao. lindberg shows he actually can do some proper and decent vox on some songs but then goes back to utter shit on others, and world returned is just a crappy wannabe neoclassical instrumental
At the Gates With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness
the music is better but one thing is extemely clear: lindberg never learned how to scream properly. no wonder he sounds so shot at 49. similarly whatevers good on this album is also shot to death as a result
At the Gates Gardens of Grief
gardens of the worst melodeerp possible GARDENS OF QUEEF
Atheist Elements
this is so bad dude its not even dm anymore
Atheist Jupiter
whats the point in having any dm riffs at all when youre just going to space them with clowny shit n troll vox?
Atreyu The Curse
an unfortunate combination of nude muddly hard rock with mccore elements
Atreyu Lead Sails Paper Anchor
artificially sweetened overly saccharine mcpops with the tiniest dash of riffs
Attack Attack! This Means War
loooooollllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz some nice piano on reality actually (obv they had nothing to do with it) otherwise the most mediocre album in the most mediocre genre
August Burns Red Constellations
better than most mccore for not writing just mccore. take out all the bore elements and you'd not only reduce this to a much more listenable 10 mins but would actually have something resembling music
August Burns Red All I Want For Christmas Is You
started fun but then i got bored
August Burns Red Found in Far Away Places
generic mccore found in your closet
August Burns Red Death Below
album made me realize idk whether old or modern mccore is worse
August Burns Red White Washed & Composure
washed in mccore, gross
August Burns Red Looks Fragile After All
mccore is glass bones music AGREED
Autechre elseq 3
a third hookup isnt as exciting
Autopsy The Headless Ritual
looks like they learned a few things over the years but it's the same boring shit
Autopsy Macabre Eternal
better production and 16 years later=same ol' shitty autopsy
Avenged Sevenfold Life Is But a Dream...
holy shit a7x have absolutely outdone themselves in how much this fucking sucks. edit: the piano in title is nice have half a point
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
screamy weepy my ballz havent dropped yet hard rock
Avenged Sevenfold 1999 Demo
no talent vox and lol tracks no wonder they didnt get signed
Avenged Sevenfold 2000 Demo
new songs arent any better. how did they ever get signed?
Avenged Sevenfold Warmness on the Soul
whiny whiny emo screams. at least the prod is decent now
Avril Lavigne Love Sux
wtf is with all these teen punk bands only releasing half hour albums modern day. ok yea like someone else said whats with the rap. anyway catalogue of pop punk nothings but hope she finds her trv lvv someday
Avril Lavigne Let Go
the hits on this get almost completely overshadowed by the filler. ur not the milk n cheerios in my spoon bb. losing grip is fire tho and love her french inherited nasally voice, sk8ers always a party
Avril Lavigne Goodbye Lullaby
goodbye everything avril had going for her. damn
Ayat Six Years Of Dormant Hatred
such a stupid fucking album. its got some foundational bm, some great groove bm, but then all this assorted randomly hashed bullshit and ambient vocal bits that ruin the vast majority of it. the only piece they let remain solid in this shit is the first halfish of fornication and murder, its great, why isnt the rest of the album so?
Azarath Diabolic Impious Evil
azarath metrion zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzinthos
Azarath Infernal Blasting
behemoth wannabe with some useless prog shit
Azarath In Extremis
poisoned by garbage prog and shitty vox
Bad Religion Against the Grain
interchangeable tracks about who the fuck cares
Barathrum Sanctissime Colere Satanas
a little demo of power electronix bm, random noises n yelling
Barenaked Ladies Stunt
one week is great but the rest is bleh
Becoming The Archetype Dichotomy
i remember seeing this shit praised to high heaven back in the day. they do get half a point for not having as much mccore, but its still mccore pretending not to be mccore and randomly adding some dm riffs (prob took them a century to learn them) and random violin or piano bits just make it incongruous af
Beherit Electric Doom Synthesis
better ambients with a highlight in drawing down the moon
Beherit WBRRR
harshamar from used to be bm kinz
Believer Gabriel
crappy christian techthrash about JAYSUS
Belmont Bowser's Mixtape
fuck me its just more attack attack mccore how dare u fuckers defile the name of bowser. ok i take it back a bit for the punky chorus on stay cover
Belmont Belmont
traditional whiny emocore with occasional moments
Belmont Aftermath
really wish this was the electro video game themed lolcore i thought it would be. country girl is prob the least cringe thing on here tbh
Ben Howard Is It?
new wave written by chatgpt
Between the Buried and Me Between the Buried and Me
a more interesting than usual mccore fusion
Beyonce Renaissance
a little less phone sex and a bit more swagger but ultimately worthless as usual
Beyonce Dangerously in Love
crazy is the only track with any real merit, tho be with you has its moments. a much more classy version of b on this just the tracks always sucked
Beyonce B'Day
imagine having pipes and wasting them on this shit
Beyond The Black Beyond the Black
now this is just sad, bad, makes me kinda mad
Billie Eilish dont smile at me
a slow angsty eilish version of every other teen sensation. too young for anything real
Billie Holiday Solitude
billie is so boring reaching for that soft jazz subtle smoothness and missing every time. and love for sale, yikes
Billie Holiday Music for Torching
lofty voice but the music is mehzilla
Billy Talent Demoluca
yeah this sucks butt good thing their trademark issues led them to st
Bjork Debut
very sleepy pop, maybe if she sung in icelandic
Bjork Bjork
instrumentation is decent but the more i listen to bjork the more she seems the kind of girl who always got what she wanted. better than bieber anyway
Bjork Volta
not as bad as all her other crap but its bjork so
Bjork Utopia
better than most of her shit, hopefully going on retirement. pretty funny when she talks about random platitudinous shit then suddenly says shit or fuck in the same nonchalant tone tho lmao
Black Flag Family Man
fuck this bullshit album
Black Sabbath Cross Purposes
why did they have to stick with the talentless loser that is tony martin?
Black Sabbath Forbidden
one more mediocre album before they finally gave it a rest for nearly 2 decades
Black Veil Brides Black Veil Brides
and the award for making the guitar as redundant as possible goes to...
Bladee Spiderr
this would be a lot better if the drawling no talent guy would stfu
Blaspheme Blaspheme
a cool name doesnt save these unpowered metal french phonies
Blaspheme Désir de Vampyr
i hope all french trad/power isnt this bad
Blind Guardian At the Edge of Time
just as bad as i remember it. only good part on this album is the chorus to road
Blind Guardian The Bard Machine
a bunch of banal present bgs meant for a cancelled festival and a random decent throwback in sacred worlds
Blind Guardian And Then There Was Silence
the twist that ruined bg and made their drummer quit
blink-182 One More Time...
anthem 3 was fun and then the fun stopped
blink-182 Cheshire Cat
plays like a kid at his first junior dance unable to ask a girl to spin in circles
blink-182 Nine
yea this is an overaged poppunk band alright
Blue Oyster Cult Blue Öyster Cult
debut largely mundane background bar rock but im sure the boomers loved it
Blue Oyster Cult Agents of Fortune
aaaaaaaaand then having given out all their pearls they had everyone drink the tainted seawater of singalong procks
Boards of Canada Tomorrow's Harvest
a rehashed hour of everything theyve done before
Boards of Canada Trans Canada Highway
very mild not very interesting lectrix
Bobby Vinton Tell Me Why
yeah this ones pretty crap tho
Bon Jovi Burning Bridges
yep total blah album
Bon Jovi 2020
yep this is mucho garbo listeno
Bon Jovi The Circle
not born to follow is the only good track rest is a generic bore
Bon Jovi These Days
hey god followed by a slew of shitty ballads save if that
Bon Jovi What About Now
in one ear out the other soporific soft rock
Borknagar Universal
more garbage metalless tyr folk bullshit
Born of Osiris The New Reign
yea those keys and xtra intrums n effects nice as they are doesnt change your shitty derpcore voxed progcore from being shitty derpcore voxed progcore
Botch The John Birch Conspiracy Theory
lindberg vox + nonriffs = butch
Bowling for Soup The Great Burrito Extortion Case
their usual shit plus a retarded ending chant
Brain Drill Boundless Obscenity
????? is this trvly THE brain drill?! where are my insane riffs? where is my non stop 10 min tech track?! this is total sellout streamlined weak bitch techderp. an absolute shame to their legacy ffs
Brand New Science Fiction
nothing brand new about this. or sciency, or fictiony for that matter, as this truly real utter shit
Brandy Full Moon
generic af rnb im bored halp
Breaking Benjamin Phobia
can we get any more generic nu rock?
Bright Eyes A Christmas Album
couldnt tell if they were being serious at first but yea this is a genuine effort to make the cringiest most generic christs album with a handful of lofi industrial bits here n there
Bring Me the Horizon That's the Spirit
a combination of the worst aspects of emo, punk n 'core with some decent synth sections
Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal
slightly better than the usual mccore owing to someones love for programming
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season
bmth for most consistently shit album covers ever. much faster and no longer pretending to be something theyre not certainly make this trash heap slightly less smelly than their last, but mccore is as mccore does
Britney Spears Circus
britney herself sounds good but the rest is bleh. phonography is pretty punny funny tho
Britney Spears Glory
eh all party pop nothings with the exception of liar, excellent production tho
Budgie Squawk
they took a nosedive for their sophy agreed where is the butt
Bullet for My Valentine Scream Aim Fire
rocky mccore go brrrrrrrrrr chug chug mid riff whine whine
Bullet for My Valentine Venom
melomccore for poseurs not venom at all
Butthole Surfers Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac
exactly what it says on the tin
Camel Breathless
no oxygen agreed
Camel Rain Dances
am drowning
Candlemass Dactylis Glomerata
yeah so no messiah no good, n no wonder abstrakt debut floundered the side project portion is total shit, and of course amott doesnt help
Candlemass The Door To Doom
they probably should have just not done this
Candlemass From the 13th Sun
ok u had ur total sabbath worship fling thank god the christ is back on st
Candlemass Candlemass
more sabbath n maiden worship, at least messiah is back
Candlemass Psalms For The Dead
ok the sabbath worship getting rly tired now
Candlemass Sjunger Sigge Fürst
so yea this happened...
Candlemass Wiz
candlemass going around everywhere on this nonmetal ep
Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst
total commerciality complete. this is what mcdonalds would serve if they were a dm record company
Cannibal Corpse The Wretched Spawn
typical garbage corpse only attracting attention bc vagina
Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague
more of the same ol' corpse. better than kill anyway. title track is just a stage resting song
Cannibal Corpse Created To Kill
completely forgettable demo
Captain Hawk Ghosts of the Sea
this band debut just came out today and is...lame. epic cover art just for milquetoast 'opera' singing that casts the metal to the wayside, the deliberately overcheesed character lines would be charming if the entire composition wasnt such a landlubber
Carach Angren This Is No Fairytale
yep pure cringe band now
Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious
a confused mass of below average death metal with incongruous maiden-esque melodies thrown in
Cardi B Invasion of Privacy
cardi b is the only woman i know that when she says pussy, something beautiful and warm and perfect, i instead think of a turd. a nasty, stinky wet turd
Cardi B Gangsta Bitch Music Vol. 2
the rap equivalent to that annoying chick that only gets picked because she yells the loudest
Carly Rae Jepsen The Loneliest Time
better than the swift album anyway
Carnifex Dead in My Arms
once again the only good thing about derpcrap is that its short. tho this one does get a bit grindy and bdmy, it still doesnt help
Carnifex Hell Chose Me
damn this just might be the derpiestcore album ever. angel of death cover is pretty good and their only metal song
Carnifex The Diseased and Poisoned
resting phase dm riffs sparsely interspersed between a comical amount of overlength chuggasauruses
Carrie Underwood Blown Away
some good choruses in the beginning but then just flatlines in a bunch of sloppy saps save perhaps who
Carrie Underwood My Savior
for someone so blatantly faithful with the full force of the popular music industry behind her this is godawful
Cattle Decapitation Humanure
some literally crappy cc dm. yes i eat beef bitch, maybe if you did too this wouldnt sound so weak
Celldweller Celldweller
nude muddle with extra industrial and lectrix that goes on for more than an hour yea fuck this shit
Celtic Frost Monotheist
this sounds way to much like a mortification album. did they go and hire steve rowe to write this?
Charli XCX Number 1 Angel
gross slut pop
Charli XCX How I'm Feeling Now
lectry pop nothings
Charli XCX CRASH (Deluxe)
album length version doesnt really add anything tho
Chelsea Grin Desolation Of Eden
chelsea derp
Chicago Chicago X
chicago suck quita bitta dick
Christina Aguilera Stripped
when a white chick wants to be black, only standout moments on the singles, rest is wig
Christina Aguilera Christina Aguilera
prob the most bleh hits ever at least it has a bit more nuance
CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe
would have sounded a lot better voxless, the little girl vox are just annoying. science/visions is almost good
City and Colour Little Hell
a veritable snoozefest that all blends together. fun fact i was once so bored and somnolent at this guys concert i started looking up obscure literary terms
Coldplay Parachutes
hoyl balls fuck this is boring ass shit yellow is horrible
Coldplay X&Y
omfg hate the singles on this so much they need to be shot in the butt, other tracks in the first half decent but an hour long of this slog slop is a waste of time
Converge Halo in a Haystack
early whiny bammy bammy progen mccore
Coroner Grin
what is this shit. only good song is lethargic age. boring, lazy, nu metally, no wonder this was their last album
Crass Penis Envy
u couldnt handle DEEZ NUTZ agreed, ironically our wedding is the best thing on here
Creedence Clearwater Revival Creedence Clearwater Revival
plain jam rock with occasional speedy gonzaleses
Creedence Clearwater Revival Bayou Country
simple yokel frokels
Crime Desire Every Day​.​.​.​in Chains
sucky bandcore
Crimson Massacre The Luster of Pandemonium
TECHDEATH SUCKS TECHDEATH SUCKS TECHDEATH SUCKS TECHDEATH SUCKS TECHDEATH SUCKS TECHDEATH SUCKS
Crowded House Crowded House
singles band alright only dont dream is any good
Cryptopsy And Then You'll Beg
yeah i'll beg alright...for something good! same shit but worse, one look at disalvo and you'd think he'd be able to growl real nice instead of the crystal clear pipsqueak vox on here. dat didgeridoo tho
Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy
why did the production fade between none so vile and this? also ew mildly shouty vox that i can understand get tf outta here. flame to the surface can fuck right off with that repetition
Crystal Viper Queen Of The Witches
tried this out cuz she was on vader. this cluking sux man
Crystal Viper Legends
this one's pretty bad and boring bros
Cult of Luna The Long Road North
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqFhzodjpp8&ab_channel=whocares0503 occasionally do sthg right but its ofc mostly wrong
Cultes Des Ghoules Häxan
a mockery of everything black metal. keep your mario baby, bleh, and bitch in heat sounds out of here
Cynic Ascension Codes
crappy prog shit with occasional good riffs utterly ruined by prog shit and that drony lazy voice. linkin park shit, undoubtedly what death would have turned into in the 21st century
Cynic Traced in Air
what is this emocore bullshit
Dale Kruegler and The Missing Felicitys Thug Isolation
random noises who cares
Dance Gavin Dance Jackpot Juicer
jackpot junk juice
Danzig Black Laden Crown
never trust an album with an anime girl cover srsly what is this country metal
Dark Tranquillity Projector
worse than their debut besides sun fired blanks
Dark Tranquillity Skydancer
very poor debut. unorganized rhythms and melodies lead to total monotonous chaos. anything that would stand out is eaten alive by the general noise until there's nothing left. anders' vocals are deeper here than he's ever done, yet they're also the worst he's ever done, including later flames albums. the name skydancer would evoke suggestions of grace and beauty, but no such thing here exists. even the female vocals are mediocre and talentless. it's like this was a demo rehearsal session for lunar strain where they later retained the general idea but dumped the actual content and the members of dt decided to release it as their own
Dark Tranquillity The Absolute
well this was fucking boring
Darkthrone Eternal Hails
i take it back id much rather they make basic bm for all eternity than devolve into this dso bullshit
Darkthrone The Underground Resistance
marginally better than their last few releases
Darkthrone Arctic Thunder
u like zzz's? here u go bb
Darkthrone Astral Fortress
eon 2 is the only decent track
David Bowie Diamond Dogs
everything about this sucks dog dick
Dc Talk Jesus Freak
title is the only thing remotely interesting on this
Dead and Dripping Blackened Cerebral Rifts
weak ass prog infected bdm
Dead Kennedys Frankenchrist
of all the forms for punk to take punkabilly is the worst right alongside mccore
Death Spiritual Healing
what a shame. making a u-turn from trv death metal to this progressive deathrash shit. random basic prog riff interludes, lame rhymed lyrics, death has died
Death Symbolic
proggy melodeath gone completely wrong. chuck's vocals are horrible, and not in a good way, a strained rasp almost as annoying and intolerable as lindberg, like he's being squeezed to death by a baby giant. banal riffs that go no where, par for the course in prog, but also melodic riffs stolen straight out of the worst of gothenburg metal, the denial of which is proof for total aural dysfunction. the slivers of death metal that do show up are standard melodeath riffs found on all such albums. how ironic the greatest "death metal" album is just melodied prog, when so many claim to hate melodeath but because its chuck and death and gothenburg praise after praise is heaped upon it. the only thing redeemable about this album is the wonderful and emphasizingly melodic chorus to 1000 eyes
Deathspell Omega The Synarchy of Molten Bones
all i know is im bored as hell and this is some blackened dm or some shit
Deathspell Omega Drought
this isn't any better than their main shit
Decapitated Carnival Is Forever
knife is good but the rest is empty and lolz. also the lamest cover ever
Decapitated The Negation
shameless corpse worship fuck off dude lmao
Decapitated Anticult
decapitated and this album suck so much balls like this isnt even metal
Deep Purple Deep Purple
deep purple more like deep derple am i riiiiiiiiighhhttt?? of course i am, i'm always right
Deep Purple Fireball
if i was a boomer and this was all i had to look forward to i would have ended up listening to nothing but classical my whole life
Deep Purple Burn
starts decent but then fizzles down to less than ashes with their stupid jazz crap
Deep Purple Stormbringer
total filler album, nuff said go to bed
Def Leppard Def Leppard
garbage agreed
Def Leppard Adrenalize
even for arena rock this is bad
Def Leppard Slang
slang has no bang
Def Leppard X
slappin nothin like its going out of style
Def Leppard Songs from the Sparkle Lounge
the lounge is covered in cheap glitter and so is this album
Defeated Sanity Prelude to the Tragedy
dissodeath dissin death
Deftones Around the Fur
typical proggy nude muddle indeed with sum boobies
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
same garbo prog nude muddle
Deftones Deftones
bloody cape is the only good track on this album
Deftones Diamond Eyes
pretty birb is the only good thing about this album
Deftones Gore
somehow not as shit as their last album. figured out how to make the drone pop work with the post nude muddle riffs
Deftones Split w/ Poison the Well
they both suck balls
Deftones Back to School (Mini Maggit)
not too bad a groove going on for the most part but then those trash 8 min tracks tacked on the end jebus
Deicide Till Death Do Us Part
damn went completely generic on this one they get bored of killing god or what
Delain Lucidity
this is some of the worst symph ive ever heard
Delain Moonbathers
nop nothing on this one
Demi Lovato Demi
has heart attack and absolutely nothing else
Demilich Nespithe
techthrash hogwash with intoxicated burps for vocals and occasional dm splices
Demilich The Echo
a mini nespithe. bleh
Demon Bitch Death is Hanging​.​.​.
mid metal with atrocious vocals
Demon Hunter The World Is a Thorn
this is one of the most confused albums ever. a new rhythm guitarist who well knows metals tropes pretty much takes over the album and indeed turns them into a kind of melodic thrash or thrashcore with the typical nude muddly elements, and yet this is their worst thus far. just wtf are lifewar, line, and nails, collapsing being a decent nu track and title modern thrash, but then it just gets fucking weird. just...breathe? shallow water? feel...as tho...u could...wtf are these song titles and confused ass rhythm thrash with autotuned vox and disjunctured 'hooks'. by far the worst part of all this is ryan clarks vox, like wtf are u even doing, terrible singing and mid grunts with autotune fucking everywhere
Demon Hunter Outlive
any band that eliminates their mccore sound for the most part is a plus, tho they didnt rly replace it with much here, some new synths/score elements + other elec sounds. still somehow attracted to one step behind
Demon Hunter War
pretty much an even shittier version of a scar symmetry bum. or maybe better. who knows really
Demon Hunter Peace
another largely mccore less album that does have some good moments but ultimately fails to produce anything worthwhile
Demons and Wizards Touched by the Crimson King
just another bad bg album with title almost good
Despised Icon The Healing Process
squeally derpcore my favourite
Destiny's Child Destiny’s Child
destiny's mild. not seeing how any of them got a solo career out of this
Die Antwoord $O$
sometimes entertaining but largely vapid electro rap typical of the genre
Die Antwoord Ten$ion
bringin their troll rap to life! i fink u freeky is almost fun but goes on for too long
Die Antwoord Mount Ninji and Da Nice Time Kid
ALL I WANT IS WINGS ON MY MOTHAFUCKIN PENIS
Dimmu Borgir Abrahadabra
now this shit is just embarrassing
Dimmu Borgir Eonian
sounds so bleh you cant even make fun of it like you could abrahababa
Dio Master of the Moon
dio sucks so much balls
Disavowed Perceptive Deception
weak squeaky clean chuggasaurus bdm with groany moany vox only the drums do anything here
Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists
decentish nude metally hard rock but goes on for way too long cmon bro ur not writing a symphony
Disturbed Believe
i am disturbed at how boring this is
Disturbed Evolution
a disturbing devolution of an already semi limbed creature
Disturbed Divisive
one more disturbingly mediocre album
DJ Rashad Double Cup
the outtakes of a half assed rap album
Dodheimsgard Black Medium Current
vntrv drawn and quartered imposter bm
Doja Cat Amala
typical girl powrr pop c/raps, but she gets some credit for mentioning snorlax and using canon. bitch the canon sample is the only put together piece of this
Dragoncorpse The Drakketh Saga
no. barely ever combines the two genres just alternates
Dream Theater Awake
its like they go out of their way to surround anything cool with lame ass prog n vox
Dream Theater Octavarium
some decent classic metal elements fused with lame prog and random instrumentation, terrible vox ruin anything good
Dream Unending Song of Salvation
absolute garbage fuck sake should have read the description first of course its the tomb mold guy this isnt deathdoom u cucks its funeral
Drown In Sulphur Dark Secrets of the Soul
blackened derpcore rly fuck off
Dying Fetus Reign Supreme
when u wanna be dm but the best u can do is derpcore
Dying Fetus Killing on Adrenaline
pathetic nude muddly bdm
Ed Sheeran +
has brief moments on a team, lego and give but otherwise boring trash firmly planted in the white boy with acoustic guitar genre
Ed Sheeran No. 6 Collaborations Project
this is pretty pointless
Ed Sheeran –
damn not even one bop
Ed Sheeran Don't
rap remix ruins title, the fuck is track 2, 3 bleh, 4 more bleh
Ed Sheeran Spotify Singles
poorer version of castle + a spears cover rly
Ed Sheeran The Slumdon Bridge
first 2 tracks completely ruined by yelabutt, 2nd 2 tracks pretty much just yelabutts and they sound much better, "Child of a deadbeat, so I gotta give the beat some life" was pretty good
Ed Sheeran Spotify Session
clearly a spotify money grab, he's only there for 10 mins and doesnt sound relaxed at all, songs rushed
Ed Sheeran No. 5 Collaborations Project
these pop-rap collabs are such garbage ffs
Ed Sheeran The Orange Room
songwriting isnt too poor but his voice hasnt dropped yet and he has poor control
Edguy Mandrake
relentless 2nd rate maiden worship save save
Eluveitie Ven
yea so the original version of this thing sucks bunghole
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
yea so this is a rap album and it sucks save go go gadget dick n ofc stil don giva fuk
Eminem The Eminem Show
the only real track here is the epic collapse like wtf
Engenheiros do Hawaii O papa é pop
walmart rack music em portugues
Ensiferum Dragonheads
hard to believe this crap is siffy. imagine, iron coming out a couple years before and you see the sif come out with a new ep...and its this shit. feelsbadman
Ensiferum Thalassic
an album largely ruined by the 2018+ trend of adding worthless clean singers to their entire tracklist to appear more woke or something, single rum, women, victory slaps if u ignore/delete the bitch vox. a very unfortunate edition to the vainamoinen series completely dishonouring the epicest of old men
Enslaved RIITIIR
they went nearly full prog and im bored af someone save me plz i still have like 40 mins of this ffs. edit: why does this sound like a ghost album edit2: i made it thru bros, forsaken isnt actually that bad but album sucks balls as a whole 1.5 stays
Enslaved Vertebrae
total going thru the motions album, gotta keep the progslaves happy
Enslaved In Times
this one sucks sweaty balls tho with its anime cover
Enter Shikari Take to the Skies
enter everything wrong with 2000s music at the same time holy shit
Entombed Black Juju
fake entombed ep
Ethel Cain Inbred
apt
Ethel Cain Golden Age
do ppl actually enjoy this? sound of someone falling slowly but inevitably into a pit of spikes
Ethel Cain Unreleased
asmr gone wrong
Ethel Cain Unreleased II
asmr gone wrong pt ii with a few select dece piano bits
Evanescence Evanescence
bunch of lolroks until never go back which actually has an epic chorus, damn boring until then tho
Exhumed Gore Metal
how not to dm
Exhumed Slaughtercult
how not to dm part 2
Exodus Force of Habit
as much of a mess as the fucking picasso they decorated it with
Fear Factory Demanufacture
uggghhhhhhhhh. might have been better if it was more emphatically industrial, but way too many emergent nude muddle and pantera nightmares to bother with
Firewind Allegiance
its bands like this that give pm such a bad rap
Five Finger Death Punch F8
this albums sounds like they heard a demon hunter record and said yea lets do that exactly
Five Finger Death Punch Pre-Emptive Strike
plugged in and coustic versions of bands first songwriting session, followed by a live track of bands second songwriting session
Fleetwood Mac Then Play On
mac jumping on the psych bandwagon
Fleshgod Apocalypse Oracles
absolute fucking shit (except title)
Flyleaf Between the Stars
better production, crappy singer, no highlights they rly shouldnt have bothered
Flyleaf New Horizons
utter crap except broken wings no wonder they broke up before this was even released
Foo Fighters There Is Nothing Left to Lose
rather boring alt album
Foo Fighters In Your Honor
first album is total foo commercialization and it sounds pretty good perfect production but nothing keeping, but then 2nd album is all sloppy sap flaps wtfff
For Today Portraits
a handful of melodies and jesus are not enough to save mccore from being mccore
For Today Ekklesia
some more than usual lolcore
Foreigner Head Games
holy crap only title has any coherence whatsoever
Franz von Suppe Leichte Kavallerie
no wonder why this shit was never popular. other than the overture and ja uns this is a total waste of time, a ton of dialogue movements that show just how trvly gross the german language is
Full of Hell and Merzbow Sister Fawn
noise, drums, and a waste of time
Gamma Ray No World Order
very long, boring, shitty pm
George Frideric Handel Solomon HWV 67 Act 1
and the award for most lethargic classical work goes to....
Ghost (SWE) Prequelle
u got dance macabre and thats it
Ghost (SWE) Meliora
a few closes but this is pretty boring overall
Gloryhammer Return to the Kingdom of Fife
sucks balls
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O.
boring ass wannabe orchestra not even asmr worthy ffffffffffffffffff
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
hi there i had to come up with a long crazy total nonsense band name bc MY MUSIC IS BORING AFFFFFFFFFF omg they're canadian i swear to dog im moving out going to poland cya bitches
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
sum gud deathrashy riffs completely obliterated by prog rhythms n sum of the most incongruous vox
Gojira Terra Incognita
gojira sucks balls, this bum sucks balls, this goes on for way too long, all prog metal sucks balls, half a point for some slightly more interesting dm bits maybe if they did that the whole time it wouldnt be such balls
Good Charlotte Good Charlotte
gc is surely the worst of the main pop punk bands, not even a single hit on dis shit
Gorguts Colored Sands
ah man they stopped trying. so much for a comeback album. battle of chamdo is a very nice instrum tho
Gorguts From Wisdom to Hate
ahh gorguts...one of those bands that had so much potential but went the diddly do route instead. so long, soldier
Gorillaz Demon Days
furrytronics with only the very occasional beat of interest
Grateful Dead Anthem of the Sun
typical hippie fare no substance besides lsd
Grave Back From The Grave
this is a very sad excuse pretending to be death metal, sounds like the swedish kataklysm but even more redundant, stealing entombed's worst death n roll licks + some pantera even
Graveland The Spirit Never Dies
nothing rly all that great on either side tbh
Graveland Immortal Pride
lesser burzum with inquisition vox ugh
Graveland Dawn of Iron Blades
polish version is better
Graveland Following the Voice of Blood
a slightly better nespithe with bathory influences
Graveland Epilogue
mix of basic synth black and a crappier version of early immortal
Graveland Memory and Destiny
some shitty bathorycore. get triggered bitches. this is a nazi website for hosting this shit, not to the mention the fact that being named after a soviet space project makes the host a stalinist commie
Graveland Drunemeton
some mild wannabe burzum fillery shit
Graveland Promo June '92
bm techno?
Green Day Father of All Motherfuckers
i take it back they make 26 mins seem like an hour
Green Day Slappy
the beatles called they want their weed back
Green Day ¡UNO!
about as banal and inoffensive as you'd expect from a triple release
Green Day Saviors
yea thats another +1 for lethargic washed out punkples in their discography. try again in another 4 years!
Growth (AUS) The Smothering Arms Of Mercy
behemoth gone full derpprogcore bleh
gummyboy Moonlight Sword
bleh japanese pop raps
Guns N' Roses Civil War
an ep of largely ugly butt
Guns N' Roses G N' R Lies
and then they took their sudden fame and fortune and immediately dumped this half baked shit on the world
Gzr Ohmwork
lemme get this straight. he starts his own band, only plays the bass on it, then lets a bunch of typical nude muddly guys handle the rest? just trying to get it with the kiddos i guess
Halestorm Halestorm
the rock edition of copying your friends math homework then getting a 36 on the test because you have no idea what youre doing
HammerFall Glory To The Brave
only decentish track is dragon its all downhill from there
HammerFall Dominion
more terrible pm
Hanoi Rocks Two Steps From The Move
hanoi sucks rocks
Hanternoz Metal kozh
a pretty horrific rendition of sthg resembling a lofi fbm album
High Power High Power
rly bad french power/thrash metul
Hilary Duff Most Wanted
more like hilary dull, a select few tracks with real bops not what youd expect for a comp album
Holy Sons Lost Decade II
amazing replication of 60s potato quality psyrock in 2014
Hoplites Π​α​ρ​α​μ​α​ι​ν​ο​μ​έ​ν​η
ugh he went full prog, trash
Horrendous Anareta
weak vox, prog riffs, poor guitar tone and basic mdm licks stolen straight from heartwork, this sucks balls
Horrendous Ontological Mysterium
fuck this shit :D
Humanity's Last Breath Ashen
yep this is a derpcore album. cant believe i let you guys get me to listen to this
Hunt the Dinosaur Dankosaurus
u guys realize the dinosaurs are all dead right
Iced Earth The Dark Saga
pell mell metal that meanders between a few different styles yet is ultimately crank
Iggy Pop The Idiot
talentless creeper pop the decent chorus and xylophone usage on china girl notwithstanding
Ihsahn After
pls stop this
Immolation Failures for Gods
another boring dm lite disappointment sighsighsigh
Immolation Shadows in the Light
aaaaaaand another one with nothing special about it
Immolation Acts of God
ugh yet another bore of an immolation album. goes on for too long as well like why not add some more breakdowns whydontcha
Impending Doom There Will Be Violence
hell, title, n fear hold a degree of fun, but the rest is some of the absolute worst shit ive ever heard. most atrocious of all is the full on mccore vox instead of the respectably dmy roar on last record, n gee i wonder where he learned that from? tim attempted wife murderin lambesis ofc, casually producing this album n inserting himself on a track
Impending Doom Baptized in Filth
waaaay too many actual queezy burps, u dont sound tuff dude u sound like u need the toilet and fast
Impending Doom Death Will Reign
the only thing making this not complete and utter shit is the piano piece at the end, which they obv didnt compose or perform themselves
Impending Doom The Sin and Doom Vol. II
unbroken is actually kind of groovy, rest is the sheer shitslop u'd expect
Impending Doom Hellbent
imagine making generic deathcore for years when you could have been a decent bdm band
In Flames Trigger
the amount of disappointment in finding out reroute wasnt just a phase was tremendous
In Flames I, the Mask
latest effort is the same. our house nearly forces this to a 1
In Flames Battles
this and sirens they finally dropped any pretense of being metallers in any form as well as thinking they were doing anything new/cool and have settled comfortably in their mainstream nude/alt rock persona. credit for thus being more coherent, but the muz itself is ok bro. greatest greed isn't actually bad
In Flames Reroute to Remain
completely nude muddle, but because their background results in a generally heavier sound found in nude, especially in anders' vocals. tbh with the energy they put behind it in the excitement of doing something different it's not that bad, but nothing's worth listening to in real time and it goes on for too long
In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape
same nude muddle with mdm influences jajaja
In Flames Foregone
this is the weirdest picasso of an album ive ever heard. dialogue #2 isnt bad
Inevitable End The Oculus
lets fix that avg a bit. theyve gone pretty much full grind with the dm parts in the rearview, a lot of bammybam noise without any substance, very boring
Inferi (USA) The Path of Apotheosis
i will never understand the appeal of a band having a decent if not spectacular sound and then spending all their time and effort to instead follow the untrv path of melodic progderpcore. why not be metal? why not destroy worlds instead of aspiring to be a bitch? alas, cant save someone who doesnt want to be saved
Ingranaggi Della Valle Warm Spaced Blue
prog aspects turn what would have been a great instrumental album into utter shit
Inquisition Magnificent Glorification of Lucifer
half a point for some riffs that actually make you forget about the lolvox
Inquisition Black Mass for a Mass Grave
really boring immortal with some extra diddly dos that do nothing. clearly worshipping satan all one's life takes its toll, as you not only produce utter shit but become utter shit
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
this album would be entirely boring and pointless if it weren't for the legendary trooper
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark
they completely drop the ball. even the couple decent tracks lack the oomph of previous album highlights
Iron Maiden Virtual XI
slightly better tracks that almost go with blaze's voice but would have been better with bruce and still poor song writing overall
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
basic maideny tunes without any highlights, naturally too long
Iron Maiden The Book of Souls
holy fuck what a sleepy album. some goods parts on eternity n red but ffs a movie length album just to bore the fuck out of u
Iron Maiden Senjutsu
isnt completely worthless, stratego is dece, but goes on for way too long mid at best and horribly snore at worst
Jane's Addiction Nothing's Shocking
some really uninspiring garage rock
Janis Joplin Pearl
bitch cant sing worth shit. band is way better and the album would be vastly improved without her voice. got this crap down .1 hell yes
JD McPherson Socks
generically bluesy folkish faux happy bops to make you wish you were deaf. title track nearly sounds like he says i pee under the tree
Job For A Cowboy Sun Eater
technical derpcore. wow
Job For A Cowboy Moon Healer
a handful of blastbeats do not death metal make. total progderpcore with mellow shout vox and the choice of the worst possible bass tone
Job For A Cowboy Ruination
we derpin, we corin, we rly fkn borin
Job For A Cowboy Doom
first off, this is a death metal album. it clearly follows the tradition of seven churches, scream bloody gore, and season of the dead. it has the same hour long breakdowns, little bitch wails, and chuggasaurus riffs, with no punk elements whatsoever. lmmmaaaaaaooooooo who am i kidding derpcore 6000 with brutal elements by talentless music-pretenders thinking over dense amp effects is the same thing as heaviness
Joelle Leandre / Pauline Oliveros / George Lewis Play As You Go
a frankenstein's monster whose limbs are stitched wherever they happen to land
John Frusciante PBX Funicular Intaglio Zone
eclectic aesthetic and not much else
John Frusciante Enclosure
nothing can enclose the general flaccidity of this album
Johnny Cash Johnny Cash With His Hot And Blue Guitar
more like with his cold and floppy willy
Journey Infinity
wheel is the only thing remotely decent on this
Joy Division Love Will Tear Us Apart
softcore punk
Joy Division An Ideal for Living
an ideal of how not to punk
Judas Priest Rocka Rolla
the metallic bluesy origins of an undeniable legend, a legend thats always been BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLSSSSSS
Judas Priest Point of Entry
jp trade in any pretence of metallity for pure unadulterated grandpa rock
Judas Priest Demolition
jesus christ more lame dad metal shitty extra effects and ballads, no YOU have LOSER tattooed all over your riffs and vocal lines, subterfuge and elsewhere fkn korn nude muddle everywhere
Julia Holter Something in the Room She Moves
she is moving her bowel
K-Ci and JoJo Love Always
meh dime a dozen if decently smooth artificial luvy duvy rnbs
Kamelot The Black Halo
kamelot sucks ass and this entire album is garbo save parts of memento mori n serenade
Kamelot Karma
the highs are few and far between and only go up to a 3 level anyway so yeah im gonna have to reiterate that kamelot sucks ass
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
runaway has a great beat but otherwise uninspiring I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN THIS PART OF PUSSY TOWN BEFORE
Kanye West and Ty Dolla Sign Vultures 1
instead of an epic kvlt hop album i get butt rap le sigh
Kanye West and Ty Dolla Sign Vultures Pack
KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT
Kaoru Abe Mort à crédit
i will shove a banana straight up your sax and quite possibly another up ur anus
Kasra Dream Metal
no metal, no dreams, no drums or bass, and a wannabe pm/bm cover this is the most poseur thing ive ever heard
Katatonia Dead End Kings
could be good if they werent so focused on being artificially mopey
Katatonia Viva Emptiness
katatonia and every band like it suck butt
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
opeth called, they want their album back mmk
Katatonia Sanctitude
songs be boring af but they do bring a unique vibe to the crowd and indeed everyone seems to like having the most trite lyrics droningly sung accompanied by an acoustic so
Kelis Tasty
nasty
Kendrick Lamar Mr. Morale and the Big Steppers
the only exponentially good thing about this is i can give it its trv rating, again a small handful of dece beats n nuthin else
Kesha Rainbow
she seems earnest and it has an unusual variety for a pop album, its just not that good
Khalid Free Spirit
i thought this guy was a rapper. anyway kind of smooth i guess but nothing worth listening to unless your chick is into it
Kid Rock Rock N Roll Jesus
many will say to me on that day, 'lord, lord, did we not rock in your name and in your name rock out demons and in your name perform many concerts?' then i will tell them plainly, 'i never knew you. away from me, you poseurs!'
Kid Rock Grits Sandwiches for Breakfast
half a point for silly willy nesses
Killing Joke Killing Joke
post punk more like faux punk fuck this shit
Kim Petras Problematique
typical girlie pop blops, dirty things is pretty good, but nothing like mah co-co-NUTZ here
King Diamond ''Them''
too much grandma
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Omnium Gatherum
omnium garbagium
KISS Dynasty
one big hit followed by a trail of completely forgettable airy rock nothings
KISS KISS
how a band with such clear rockers spirit can make such shitty songs idk
KISS Hotter Than Hell
legit riffs that never actually go anywhere
KISS Dressed to Kill
why do kiss suck so much balls
KISS Rock and Roll Over
total garbage
KISS Unmasked
i swear kiss is the worst rock band oat
KISS Music from The Elder
kiss, MY ASS
KISS Carnival of Souls: The Final Sessions
a variety of styles all ending in total failure as an attempt to stay relevant
Kittie Oracle
dude wtf happened. i liked it a lot better when it was about spitting on ur kitties
Kleistwahr Myth
a war lost to myth between the cybernetic overlords with every high pitch screech another motherboard population eradicated
Korn Life Is Peachy
korny life
Korn Korn
korn lol
Korn Follow the Leader
kans of korn
Korn Issues
yea i got issues...too much KORN
Korn Untouchables
some fun but mostly this korn isnt even salted
Kraftwerk Trans-Europe Express
dear god please stop talking
Krallice Wolf
rly poor ep reflecting the crap that would come shortly after
Kylie Minogue Body Language
a bit more sophisticated britney spears but eh it is so damn long less is more please
Lacuna Coil In a Reverie
hoyl shit not only was lacuna coil always bad but this is the worst goth album ive ever heard
Lamb of God New American Gospel
jack of all trades, master of none
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary
damn yo limpy biz actually writing sum songz
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
radio sucks, the same fuckin songs over n over again its crap fred. had no idea they actually wrote some actual songs
Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all
typical nude metal
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
wtf happened. no wonder i never heard these guys again, no wonder chester did the wambam after 4 more albums of this
Linkin Park The Hunting Party
this sounds like some kids trying to sound like linkin park but with no talent
Linkin Park Songs From The Underground
now this is just a crap ep
Linkin Park iTunes Festival: London 2011
joke songs n ep lol
Linkin Park LPU XIII
a bunch of garbo leftover scraps from their later albums
Linkin Park LP Underground Sixteen
one final really dumb ep featuring every kind of worthless lectryfect
Lizzo Cuz I Love You
damn these are some phat beats
Lorde Solar Power
solar buttcheek power. why would someone call herself borde
Lorna Shore Flesh Coffin
it is so difficult binging derpcore albums dude. they do the exact same fucking thing track after track and all it rly does is make me crave actual death metal instead of this poseur shit. i mean yeah on a very rare fucking album across an entire discog there is the possiblity of a decent track, maybe even 2, but even then its due to their incorporating many much non derpcore elements. this album itself tries a little bit i guess with such elements, but im so fucking bored and it feels so much longer than 45 mins like fuck off mate. lorna fucking bore
Lynch Mob Wicked Sensation
holy fucking balls boring ass pure zzzzz generic rock
Macaroom Homephone TE
literally made me fall asleep. first trough has some good instrums with an overabundance of bleh dreamscapes to follow but anything good is utterly destroyed by having a child sing throughout the entire thing
Machine Head Burn My Eyes
korny trv trash thrash
Machine Head The Burning Red
worthless korny nude muddle omg
Machine Head Supercharger
idk another rockier better version of a korn album all blah nothin stands out save the chorus to deafening
Machine Head Through The Ashes Of Empires
yet another nude muddley thrashcore abomination
Mairo Omar Chappier
not much to it, we got raps and traps and francais
Manchester Orchestra I'm Like a Virgin Losing a Child
yea this started fun and got old real fast
Maren Morris Hero
another of those dime a dozen generic country fusion bop girls that only has one impactful single n nothing else
Marilyn Manson Portrait of an American Family
typical derpy marilyn talking a big game with no hits
Marilyn Manson Heaven Upside Down
another boring ass monkey metul album
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
hate anthem and beautiful ppl are fun but then it goes on for an hour of more gothicky korn like why
Marilyn Manson Smells Like Children
bomb jiden's favourite album
Marilyn Manson We Are Chaos
was gonna say holy shit an actually tolerable mm album but then it got fucking boring
Marilyn Manson Eat Me, Drink Me
has its moments but is pretty fucking bad. holy shit finally done with this discography
Mark Ernestus’ Ndagga Rhythm Force Yermande
senegalese beats with quranic vox all arranged by some random german dude, an unusual release to say the least
Marshmello Shockwave
so much for the upward momentum. uninspired bangarangs with way too much crap rap thrown in
Massacre Promise
kam hated this shit and with good reason
Mastodon Leviathan
mastoderp likes to derp with their derpin yells n trying to not be metal
Mastodon Blood Mountain
mastodon proop
Matt Redman The Heart of Worship
yea so its bad ccm but breath is ok n title is kind of good
Megadeth Countdown to Extinction
every song on this album is ruined by some extraneous bullshit dave just had to inject and make too prominent, only a few good riffs in any case
Megadeth The World Needs a Hero
embarrassingly bad rock songs with few moments of win in between
Megadeth Th1rt3en
never dead is a cool rock song but the rest is fillerzilla
Megadeth Super Collider
a few cool riffs but pretty boring and pointless filler filler filler
Megadeth Dystopia
better songwriting, but nothing exciting and some lyrics just laughable
Megadeth The Sick, the Dying... and the Dead!
except for some above average riffs on soldier on! this was mega boring. "why dont we just return to earth and let it rust in peace out here" AHAHAHAHAHAHA he did the thing
Melvins Houdini
silly melvins and their filth rock
Meshuggah Immutable
a big pile of mehchuggah indeed. would get a half point or more if it didnt go on for an hour+
Metallica St. Anger
music itself actually quite good, thrashy and grungy, but brought down heavily by shitty vocals and even shittier lyrics, invisible kid the worst of the bunch. damn shame, as an instrumental album at least 3/5, but shitty clean vocals and downright retarded lyrics bring it down
Metallica ...And Justice for All
the album they stopped making metal. welcome to the world of buttrockicka
Metallica Death Magnetic
the instrumental track is probably the best out of this incredibly boring album
Metallica Fuel
a short ep of some of their worst tracks ever
Methadone Skies Colosseus
certainly among the least of their efforts
Metric Old World Underground, Where Are You Now
this is very boring, like a slightly more active punkish bjork
mewithoutYou Pale Horses
this is a something alright. definitely an absurd picasso with twangy swallowed vox and banal synth
Miasma Love Songs
a miasmic sonnet of amorial garbago
Michael W. Smith Stand
pretty damn boring christian bops
Mick Gordon Doom Eternal OST
is actually pretty bad save a few tracks with a highlight in bfg division
Miseration Black Miracles And Dark Wonders
weak ass snowflake dm with horrible demon hunter cleans and prog elements
Misfits American Psycho
misfits sucks
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus
is that divine insane man trey azagthoth for allowing this midlife crisis to happen? radikult is kind of fun but yea this exists
Morrissey Vauxhall and I
morrissey sucks ass
Mortification Envision Evangelene
about the worst thrash ever save that random hit piece in buried and the lolfactor of noah was a knower. title is prob among the worst rendition of the crucifixion in any media, tho i do like the idea of presenting the angels' reaction and their begging god to let them smite the demons causing it
Mortification Triumph of Mercy
cool angel cover and ofc coming back to the metal world after surviving low chance leukemia is a great miracle but dude u were probably being punished for creating such shit albums the past half decade. and god said, "steve, make some real shit like back in 91/92 or ur life is over." but did he obey? only in the superficial sense most so called christians display. at war with war is p decent groove thrash minus the interlude in the middle, title is a great story but absolute shit track, and then u just have the same total thrash/rock crapshow as their previous 2/3/4 albums until visited angel which has a decent lead riff that ends up doing nothing bc the track as a whole is defunct
Mortiis The Smell Of Rain
ok riffless marilyn manson
Mortiis The Unraveling Mind
the inner machinations of a robot mind are an enigma
Motley Crue Dr. Feelgood
most definitely not the highlight of their discography
Mudvayne L.D. 50
nudecore rly? what bullshit will they come up with next
Mumford and Sons Sigh No More
hillbilly poppins
Muse Will of the People
mehish mellow electro bops that get continually more boring as the album goes on and its only 37 mins
My Bloody Valentine Strawberry Wine
zombie beatles
My Bloody Valentine Feed Me with Your Kiss
yea id rather not
My Bloody Valentine You Made Me Realise
chilly drone rock that doesnt do much
My Bloody Valentine Glider
n that'll finish off my exploration of this generally shit band, glider or no glider
My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys
sounds like the shadow of their former selves with some billy talent influences and a few synths cuz why not. gerards alcoholism shining thru quite nicely
My Dying Bride Feel the Misery
feel the misery? all i feel is cringe
Nelly Country Grammar
first half is some of the most godawful pop c-rap ive ever heard, gets about avg in the 2nd with a highlight in never let em
Neurosis A Sun That Never Sets
absolutely badass cover but same ol' neuro with the zzz taking down the ooo
Neurosis Times of Grace
occasionally decent moments but the same borefest that is neuriqless
Neurosis Fires Within Fires
moar banal asmr riffs for all u depressed losers out there
Neurosis Honor Found in Decay
huff puff...finally made it thru neurosis...one of the worst bands ever...this album not any better...*vomits*
New York Dolls New York Dolls
silly silly bois and their casual punkish rock still stuck in the 60s
Newsboys Devotion
some good moments but for the most part its like these guys cant hear just how bad what they think theyre producing is. god is groaning like a parent barely tolerating his child's talentless barely afforded effort
Nightwish Once
only tracks worthwhile here are nemo and parts of ghost love
Nightwish Dark Passion Play
this is some boring ass symph rock yo, no wonder tarja left, sum grooves on byebye n amaranth n thats it
Nightwish The Islander
islander is one of their worst songs, redeemed somewhat by the instrums
Nightwish Imaginaerum
An old man gets naked and kisses a model doll in his attic. It's half-light and he's in tears. When he finally comes his eyes are cascading
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile
long and freaking boring. ur not depressed bro ur possessed by total fucking ennui
Ninjaspy Spüken
am not impressed with this proggy nudecore
Nirvana In Utero
the logical course after becoming a tour de force is to put a lot of effort into creating the most generic album possible. some good moments on apprentice and heart but that's it
Nokturnal Mortum Twilightfall
an embarrassing effort for the nokt
Nokturnal Mortum The Taste Of Victory
this ones lame as fuck tho
Norah Jones Come Away with Me
no thanks your soft pseudo sultry voice and inability to write your own songs makes me want to go in the other direction
Norther Circle Regenerated
worst norther for sure. kind of like break but it also sounds like a flames song so
Northlane Discoveries
pure undiluted mccore, the audio equivalent of heisenberg's blue meth for scenekids
Obituary Frozen in Time
barely passable deathrash i guess rly not much to it
Obituary Inked in Blood
among their crappier deathrash almost rock releases
Obliteration Black Death Horizon
another boring wannabe dm album. they get some credit for adding a couple extra things
Obliteration Nekropsalms
just some run of the mill stale dm
Obscura Cosmogenesis
obscura 2.0 agreed
Obscure Sphinx Void Mother
some interesting moments but mostly just a slow wave mccore band pretending to be metal with some stereotypically egyptian influences. naturally it goes on for way too long as well
Old Man Gloom Christmas
slices and splices of hardcore, drone, electrix, and general ambient. none of it was particularly interesting, and gave me no christmas spirit whatsoever until the very end where there are some twinkles
Opeth Ghost Reveries
ive always liked akerfeldt's growls and there's undeniably gnarly riffage but the cleans and slow boring sections that go on forever take it down a lot. album would be vastly superior with those things edited out even though it'd only be about 24 mins afterward. i did an edit of ghost of perdition cutting out all the shitty parts and got it down to a good 6:53 and OMFG IT SOUNDS SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER
Opeth Heritage
a couple interesting bits near the end just barely saved this from total annihilation
Opeth In Cauda Venenum
another album that just saves itself from total annihilation with some decent jams at the end
Opeth Sorceress
has some decent rhythms but for the most part just happy to be done with this shit band
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz
garbage rock songs, id say shouldve stuck with sabbath so u could all suck together
Panic! at the Disco Pretty. Odd.
pretty bad, pretty sad, pretty meh, pretty bleh, pretty same, pretty lame
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
tryhard metallica over here be like
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
the only thing worse than tapped out metallica is imitating tapped out metallica
Pantera HiFive
some shitty covers and equally shitty panties
Paramore Brand New Eyes
sum more pop rock nothingz
Pearl Jam Vs.
go went ahrd but then it slowed down and eventually came to a total gears jammed standstill
Periphery Periphery IV: Hail Stan
glorified mccore with opeth and emo rock influences. half a point for some parts that sound good
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
some fun melo sections in the first half that dwindle off into regular core
Pharaoh Be Gone
taking some of the worst riffs of pm n mdm with fucking m shadows on vox and this is what u get. be gone bitch be gone
Phinehas thegodmachine
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmcccccccoooooooorrrrrrrrrreee
Phish A Picture of Nectar
started good but got real fukin boring halfway through
Phish Fuego
some decent chill tracks but also largely filler
Phish The Story of the Ghost
nothing special on this album with one of the most hideous album covers
Phish Round Room
eh nothing notable about this one
Phish Farmhouse
finally done this horseshit
Phoenecia Brownout
old robots fucking
Pig Destroyer Explosions in Ward 6
nail file music
Pixies Beneath the Eyrie Demos, Pt. 1
yea they shouldnt have released this
pizzamachine Shriller Killer
first half is cute but then what the fuck dude
Possessed Beyond the Gates
intro is hauntingly melodic. the rest is basic thrash except for some random doodly-dos on tribulation and title, ones on title sounding like the ring of an old telephone (bet that's what they are). vocals are annoying. really big disappointment after the masterpiece that is seven churches
Possessed The Eyes of Horror
good thing they broke up or we'd have yet another thrash band with a slew of shitty albums
Possessed Demo 1993
and then they went full suck suck garbo like wtf
Possessed Demo 1991
yeah this one sucks butt how can the original dm band be so polarized
Power Quest Sixth Dimension
bottom of the barrel pm they barely tried
Primitive Graven Image Psychedelic Episodes (Observations On Death And De
shitty shitty derpspell beta worship sssssssssssssssmh
Protest the Hero Kezia
progcore thats not all bad as it strives for a more balanced sense of placement of core, melody n non 44, but then adding whiny emo n sometimes pmy vox, why dear god why
Queen A Day at the Races
fuck queen holy crap
Queen Hot Space
yea what happened in the flash gordon era fucked them up. only under pressure, not even meant for this album, is decent
Queen The Miracle
this shits all over the place
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
drony lazy without any butt but some manson
Quo Vadis Defiant Imagination
holy shit i only dont 1 this bc silence storm is good minus the interlude. i hate prog and the mccore influence so much omg
Rebecca Black Let Her Burn
better than all the depressy 2020s shit anyway
Rebecca Black Rebecca Black Was Here
gross. sounds about the same as every other dime a dozen pop wannabe tho
Red (USA) Rated R
takes a few different styles and hashes them together, still all garbage despite an alright riff here and there, would have been a 2 if they didnt mccore ahrd on the last couple tracks
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
has dani n thats it. what a waste of time
Red Hot Chili Peppers Freaky Styley
phunky
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik
fuck this album and all the still present day radio singles on it
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Uplift Mofo Party Plan
no wonder they didnt get any attention until putting tits on a cover
Regurgitation Clitoraldectomy
some rly shitty bdm
Reincarnation Void
this is some boring sleepy shit yo. is this even death metal? more like asmr white noise with some guitar parts in between
Relient K Five Score and Seven Years Ago
forgiven is the only worthwhile track with bite a runnerup but the retarded lyrics ruin it
Ruben Slikk Life of Dildorian
dirty mumble rap ramblings
Rush Permanent Waves
i mean its rush, freewill is prob the best song, but ultimately boring n geddys annoying high pitched voice ruins most of whats good
Rush 2112
rush rushin straight into a pole. the usual bumblies
Rush Fly by Night
how to waste peoples time and money with easy random shit but call it music because that sells, the album
Sakis Tolis Among the Fires of Hell
bruh i wasnt even wrong this is straight up just a mild guitar driven film score
Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe
a shitty conglomeration of autotuned annoyingly high pitched cleans, mccore song structures, and riffs consisting entirely of bridge sections
Scar Symmetry Dark Matter Dimensions
same scene edging crap as holo but with more mechuggah
Scar Symmetry The Unseen Empire
amorphis without the atmosphere or talent
Scorpions Virgin Killer
one of the most illegal album covers ever just to promote some of the worst rock of all time
Scorpions Fly to the Rainbow
has its moments but only marginally better than their joke of a debut
Scorpions In Trance
other than dark lady just the same prog rock horseshit
SeeYouSpaceCowboy Coup de Grâce
coma u have a seizure every time i give a proper rating to ur mccore worship shit bmth with fem vox
Selena Gomez Revival
i have no talent so heres me naked
Shakira Oral Fixation Vol. 2
another album where the nude is far more interesting than the music. damn
Shiner Splay
pretty sleepy bleh rock
Shiner Starless
this really sucked
Sigur Ros Kveikur
lazy black n white dreamscapes
Skillet Invincible
ok but this one just sucks and goes on for way too long. also that cover wtf
Skrillex Quest for Fire
it made me dance, put ants in my pants
Skyforger Zobena Dziesma
some rly bad, pointless folk instrumentals
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
vox are better but other than war ensemble pretty damn boring/generic
Slayer God Hates Us All
slayer x korn works in some places like disciple but inevitably quite boring
Slayer Eternal Pyre
same boring slayer with araya's annoying ass shouts
Slayyyter Starfucker
was expecting something more aggressive given her imagery, but instead its a bunch of largely innocuous pop blops with no punch at all. even the wap wannabe track can hardly be considered provocative. regardless glad to see tom araya enjoying his transition
Sleep Token This Place Will Become Your Tomb
this is token music that makes me sleep alright
Slipknot Iowa
s/t but weaker. ugh scratch that this bore goes on for way too long
Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
on one hand the closest to metal slipknot ever got, on the other a rough sample of the generic monotony that was to come. also welding sounds
Soilwork Steelbath Suicide
dt flames n carcass worship but without any of their talent save carcass cause carcass sucks ass
Soilwork Overgivenheten
a mccore/nude muddle version of a dt album. the occasional bm section doesnt forgive it
Solution .45 Nightmares in the Waking State, Pt. 2
shitty demon hunter metal part 2
Sonic Youth Evol
the audio equivalent of a potato chip [crisp] bag
Sortilege Métamorphose
some very bad french power metal
Sortilege Phoenix
french power metal...sounds just as bad as it sounds
Soundtrack (Video Game) Super Mario Sunshine
honestly annoying af outside the game (and often inside) save pianta village band which i would sometimes just chill listening to it
Spawn of Possession Cabinet
eh completely forgettable techdeth indistinguishable from the rabid swamp
Spawn of Possession Incurso
typical average garbodeth save apparition. doesn't save it though
Spice Girls Spice
the trv grl power pop that is wannabe followed by a whole lot of fock all
Stabbing Westward Chasing Ghosts
mid af lectrypop rocks
Staind Confessions Of The Fallen
there were a few fun nude riffs in the beginning but drifted off into boring ass alt rock with a noninteresting nude here and there
Star Wars Christmas in the Stars
WHAT CAN YOU GET A WOOKIE FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN HE ALREADY OWNS A COMB?!?!?!?! also for an advanced robot r2d2 is ignorant af
Steely Dan Can't Buy a Thrill
some hillbilly wankery
Stephane Hirondelle Drama - Atmospheric Piano
was hoping this would be a bunch of cool piano pieces but its just the same drony shit all centering on an annoying c key
Stone Sour Stone Sour
stone slip, slipstone, stoneknot, slipsour, its all crappy wannabe metal
Street Pharmacy Alimony
not so great rock reggaes
Styx Equinox
huge step down from man. where are the riffs n energy
Styx The Serpent Is Rising
retarded and racist boomer rock
Sufjan Stevens Javelin
dream indie bleh
Sunny Day Real Estate Diary
to think if only this trash didnt exist neither would alexisonfire
Superchick Last One Picked
save for a few moments this one is pretty cringebait however
Switched Ghosts in the Machine 2
low qual nudes just like the album
Switched Sw1tch EP
total korn wannabes
Switched Spread Your EP
SPREAD YOUR LEGS
Sylvaine Wistful
this is the worst of the blackgaze bands surely
Symphony X The Odyssey
some riffs but mostly cringe, a shame to homer
System of a Down System of a Down
rage without talent
System of a Down Mezmerize
a few trv metal sections doesnt save them being clearly bored and motionsgoing on this 4thalbumsyndrome album
Tarja Turunen My Winter Storm
rather somnolent, but the poison cover was an incongruently welcome surprise
Taylor Swift 1989
some good beats on style, all you had, and wish you would, not that she had anything to do with those. excellent choral melody in blank space and out of the woods is solid. shake just pisses me off and i condemn all radio stations and valley girls blasting it. everything else is the shameless filler typical on any pop album, would be better if she had a stronger voice. lmao still sounds like starbucks lovers even on her voice memo
Taylor Swift Taylor Swift
i mean, teenage girl, country pop...at least the production is good
Taylor Swift Speak Now
mostly either cringey or boring, shows she should have never done the country thing, but enchanted is nice, revenge for some speed, and last kiss almost hits its mark
Taylor Swift Midnights
i like when she says fuck n shit n dick
Techno Animal Re-Entry
would appreciate the minimalism a lot more if every track wasnt a damn epic cut out 75% and you'd have something not annoying if i wanted more of the same i would just copypasta it in audacity myself not caring this is from 1994. dont care for the sloooooooooow b horror movie scooooooooooore that is the last couple tracks
The Beach Boys The Beach Boys' Christmas Album
little nick is ok but the btich bois shouldve been stopped
The Beach Boys Surfer Girl
surfer girls be hearin this and dryin up real quick
The Beach Boys Summer in Paradise
not rly that much worse than any of their other releases but it is weird not hearing tremz everywhere
The Beatles Please Please Me
first few songs are decent but even in 63 they had that let it slump to filler until waking you up again with the indelible twist n shout
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
infinitely better than their later shit, this album features wisps of what would later become the rocker's spirit
The Beatles Beatles for Sale
some decent flicks but they ruin it in the second half
The Beatles Yellow Submarine
being a film score scores half a point for instrums and classical borrowing but all u need and title are sins against all that is music
The Birthday Massacre Hide and Seek
how did they get so fking boring
The Birthday Massacre Under Your Spell
damn 3 years later and they went back to being bored af
The Birthday Massacre Diamonds
another torpid bore but finally get sum riffs in the last couple tracks
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate
fuck sake they bow even more to the altar of mccore and even the cover art depicts it: a big fat lazy easily triggered slob that communicates solely by crybaby screams and the talentless sacrifice their brethren to
The Black Eyed Peas Monkey Business
holy fuck is this shit unnecessarily long. a couple radio classics tilting the bow amongst a sea of pure brine, horrors like my humps, and a whole lot of fuck all
The Black Keys El Camino
everyone remember when all u could hear in 2011-12 was what a lonely boy these losers are? other than a few portions on that n submarine this is filled with overdone hippie shit
The Body No One Deserves Happiness
drony moany blehtal
The Cure Pornography
yeah grandmas gone wild not my thing
The Damned Friday 13th
uhhh dafuq is dis pop rock poseur sht where iz tha ponk
The Dark Side of the Moon Metamorphosis
this is awful. like the pretty reckless attempted to go metal, horrible pop licks and cringe progressions on their originals, the butchered covers, not great pieces to start with, are the rotten cherry on top bleh
The Dear Hunter Act V: Hymns with the Devil in Confessional
indie ghost...? eh i guess its not 1 bad
The Devil Makes Three The Devil Makes Three
rather boring and silly
The Devil Makes Three Redemption & Ruin
drunken honky tonky bluey grassy yokellanders
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
dis maffcore aint completely worthless
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
the inner monologue of a 5 year old having a tantrum
The Doors Strange Days
the creepers
The Faceless Akeldama
slightly more deathy than usual derpcore with a random robot sex prog track like wtf
The Flaming Lips Clouds Taste Metallic
groan ugghhhh
The Human Abstract Digital Veil
ok this is ass except elegiac
The Lumineers The Lumineers
drawling slops for those living boring pointless lives to make them even more boring and pointless, except morning song
The Mothers of Invention We're Only in It for the Money
what the beatles actually sound like, a few lines made me :J tho
The Police Reggatta de Blanc
about as useful as the actual police except that one time they get there on no time this time
The Pretty Reckless Going to Hell
a handful of half-assed (ahahaha) hooks and a lot of shit between
The Pretty Reckless Death By Rock and Roll
when a few rich kids think theyre hot shit but theyre really fuck all
The Rolling Stones Black and Blue
continues the trend of funk/reggae but again nothing worth listening to
The Rolling Stones It's Only Rock 'n' Roll
a few energetic eh rock songs here and they started using funk/reggae riffs but certainly nothing enticing
The Rolling Stones Dirty Work
yet another album of pop rock nothings
The Rolling Stones Blue and Lonesome
shitty modern stones album is shitty modern stones album. hopefully the last one, but knowing the relentless masturbation of the pop rock industry even when jagger dies they'll likely release about a thousand posthumous records of w/e the fuck they find lying around
The Rolling Stones Their Satanic Majesties Request
more herpaderpin rock bongz
The Rolling Stones Between the Buttons
first full all stones album is a lot better than their shitty covers but nothing too interesting besides the everpresent ruby tuesday
The Rolling Stones December's Children (And Everybody's)
the more they write their own songs the better the album is. got cloud n tears on this one
The Rolling Stones 12 x 5
slightly better song selection
The Rolling Stones A Bigger Bang
too long n too many tracks but streets of love is a jam
The Rolling Stones Hackney Diamonds
pls just stop
The Silent Rage Nuances of Life
ultra generic pure priest/hellow/diamond worship, closer nuances of life is the best track
The Smashing Pumpkins Gish
i am one is great, siva is dece, rest is get crap and more crap like why
The Stooges The Stooges
the unfunny and untalented version of the stooges suck balls
The Strokes Is This It
mild greyscale bunks
The Tragically Hip Fully Completely
how this band ever made it out of my home country i have no idea
The Tragically Hip Man Machine Poem
canadian farts
The Tragically Hip Saskadelphia
unnotable hips
The Used Toxic Positivity
holy fuck from punky mccore on debut to pure powerpop here wtf happened
The Weeknd After Hours
some good moments on hardest and i think blinding lights? but this tries real hard to down to a 1 with its droning digital crap
The Weeknd House of Balloons
smooth as silk rnb'd samples with no power whatsoever
The-Dream Love King
cheap player rnbs that never got anybody laid
Theory of a Deadman The Truth Is...
pretty bad. generic generic rock, painfully radio rendered
This Heat This Heat
an overclocked pc having a meltdown
Thomas Rhett Life Changes
eh typical country pop bops. weird how this has no attention craving u has been playing nonstop here for years
Thousand Foot Krutch The Flame in All of Us
falls apart is decently fun followed by a whole lot of genfillr
Thousand Foot Krutch Welcome to the Masquerade
no bangers, bois, no bangers
Three Days Grace Life Starts Now
how do u write a pop punk bum without a single good track on it
Tiamat Clouds
now this is just some crappy goth mrock
Tom Cardy Big Dumb Idiot
gets old real damn fast
Tool Undertow
funky nude muddle is cool, vox only sound good while in a passion, overly slow/silent bits go on for too long, last track nearly puts this at a 1
Tool Fear Inoculum
a wait worse than wintersun for a movie length album, has a few decent elements but its nothing no one else has done before
Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
half obscure horror movies, half meh grind. imagine being a grind fan and unironically carrying this around in your playlist
Tourniquet Psycho Surgery
for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god. and the serpent offered the prog apple to eve, and she ate of it, and now prog clutches the heart of mortal man and he dies
Tracy Chapman New Beginning
gimme one reason why this folk bore is over an hour long dude
Training for Utopia Plastic Soul Impalement
holy shit demon hunter used to make actual mccore thank god they stopped
Trespasser (SWE) Ἀ​Π​Ο​Κ​Ά​Λ​Υ​Ψ​Ι​Σ
rly lame mdm covered in thinly veiled and poorly done blackface. whats with going from russian to greek?
Tristania World of Glass
very boring, a few good violin sections and dece instrumentation but no coherence whatsoever, just slap it together joe. they died without morten
Tristania Rubicon
among the worst of symph. some priest like songs if ur into that
Twisted Sister Stay Hungry
even the hits only scrape the barrier of mildly interesting
U2 October
u2 u2ing. very boring, why is bono obsessed with sounding like hes coming from the sky? does he think hes jesus?
Ulcerate Everything Is Fire
drown within starts with that slow ambient riffage only a few bands do so well and misleads a proposition of a well intentioned atmospheric death metal album that actually deserves all the attention instead of shitty progtech, then their true intentions hit and they blur straight into the indistinguishable desert that is the techdeth empire. also way to pick the bottom of the barrel for your band name, o snap ulcers, so scary, next there'll be the bdm band gout and slam band ingrown toenail
Ulcerate The Destroyers of All
some very snoozy dm
Ulcerate Stare Into Death and Be Still
started good but went on for too long omg so much filler
Ulver Wars of the Roses
ok it wouldnt be that bad but the damn worthless vocals and voiceover what is this getting over it fvck off
Ulver Kveldssanger
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
AaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAHaaaaaaaaaaaAHA
HAHAHaaaaaaaaaaa...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ulver Blood Inside
another collection of ulvers random barely cursorily interesting ambient sillinesses
Ulver ATGCLVLSSCAP
ATTHEGATESCLITORISVULVASCHUTZSTAFFELLIE
Unanimated Rehearsal Demo 1990
very poor barely audible something something metal
Underoath Erase Me
well they werent wrong, dumping christ def improved their creativity - from mccore to generic pop rocks
Unleash The Archers Demons Of The AstroWaste
mccore is already sin enough but taking my beloved POWER METAL and impaling it with that noxious breed is ninth circle of hell level punishment
Unleashed As Yggdrasil Trembles
a terrible album. same motions going thrash with tons of banal uninspired anti christian lyrics. evil dead cover is total shit too
Unleashed No Sign of Life
pretty bad. just the same rehashed more thrashish deathrash but with better prod
Unleashed Hammer Battalion
this one's quite boring tho. mix of discount aa and just bleh deathrash
Unleashed Victory
a heavily discounted vader
Unleashed Dawn of the Nine
this band is amon amarth if they spent their money on meth instead of business
Unleashed Where No Life Dwells
sum rly bad deaf metul
Van Halen Van Halen II
this whole album is fucking retarded
Van Halen A Different Kind of Truth
except tattoo pure cringe waste of time album also dat tryin the yungin's muzik on honeybabysweetiedoll lololol
Van Halen Women and Children First
some of the worst rock to become extant while getting absolutely hashed by metal ascendant
Van Halen Fair Warning
fair warning the only memorable thing about this album is the vocal harmony on hear about it
Veil of Maya The Common Man's Collapse
djunzy mccore wif derpin vox
Venom Temples of Ice
after prime evil, which im guessing was mostly written by cronos since its a great album, they just have no direction without him. riffs are lame, dolans shouts have no conviction, and the songs are plainly lackluster with barely a reference to satan. the paul miller tribute is just sad, his ghost says yeah thanks for nothing, lamest song on the album. playtime is just another sequel to teachers pet after already doing skool daze, acid is wannabe angel dust, speed king for filler, and the title track as well as being the albums concept has nothing to do with anything, and what is the hell is that outro? where is my satan? this isnt a venom album
Vesania Deus Ex Machina
this is the stupidest thing ive ever heard
Voivod Nothingface
knows followed by a whole bunch of droning butt rock
Volbeat Outlaw Gentlemen & Shady Ladies
has fuck all but lola montez is a 4.5
Volbeat Beyond Hell/Above Heaven
again just a warriors call on this
Volbeat Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood
literally just has still counting like wtf
Walk the Moon Talking is Hard
some almost good pop pops followed by stagnant bores
Watchtower Energetic Disassembly
absolute garbage prog thrash with incongruous trad vox
Whitechapel The Somatic Defilement
as so many derpcore bands do wc start with a weird bdm infused derp and as usual it falls flatter than yo gfs chest
Wilderun Veil of Imagination
sir i ordered some epic folk not fucking opeth
Wilderun Olden Tales and Deathly Trails
nothing but rehashings of the worst parts of folk/mdm, the palpably mediocre siffy worship is cringe af
Winds of Plague Decimate the Weak
so decimate themselves? standard mccrotch with horribly hashed lowest tier mdm taken straight from atg
Wintersun Warning
all that melodic research and you come up with orchestrated mccore? fuck off dude
Within Temptation The Unforgiving
sounds just like it looks
Within Temptation Resist
its always a temptation for a symph band to go full poo (ahahahaha typo for pop im keeping it) and clearly they could not resist and this album serves as a beacon for every other symph band not to follow in their footsteps
Within Temptation The Purge
poopy pop metal
Within Temptation Bleed Out
mccore pop symph. no kidding youre not here to entertain me
Wolfmother Wolfmother
more like o brother poseur wannabe sabbath indie rock
Wolves in the Throne Room Celestite
jokes on you bitch theres no sound in space
Xandria Kill the Sun
this whole thing sucks except forever n isis
xSPONGEXCOREx Sweet Robot Krabz
pretty boring but reminds of the trv pathos in mr krabs pain at the anguish of his cash register about to be destroyed
Xysma Swarming of the Maggots
grinds so dirty like a teenage boy losing his virginity to a 60 yo cougar. gross
Yellowcard Lift a Sail
yellowcard more like mellowcard
Yellowcard Yellowcard
mellowcard pt 2 wtf
Yes The Yes Album
the no tanks album
Young Thug JEFFERY
generic modern crap rap mix idk how u can even distinguish this from any other
Zao Where Blood and Fire Bring Rest
acceptable deathish vox do nothing to recover the progcore disaster. LMAO @ adding a 7 min basic chord piano instrum to make up time
ZZ Top Tres Hombres
la grange. that is all
ZZ Top Rio Grande Mud
dur dur dur dur dun dur

1.0 awful
2Pac Pac's Life
i take it back. this is the most hashed and pointless posthumous 2pac
3776 Saijiki
the theme song to every anime ever watched in your moms basement (while we were upstairs) driving over a cliff and staying there, not even an explosion as the gas tank was empty. good if you want to be bored for over an hour, w/e bs number games played irrelevant and pointless
3776 3776を聴かない理由があるとすれば
weebcore for nonces
A Great Big World Is There Anybody Out There?
imagine not only going to music school (lol) but then hearing this loser sing and wanting to make it your career (LMAO) jesus christ kick the bachelor holder off say sthg n keep the uneducated christina 1000x better
A Great Big World Particles
gargon music
Accept Blind Rage
holy shit its like the worst of metallica n maiden at once
Ad Infinitum Chapter II - Legacy
overproduced crap pop metal with crappy mccore to be sure and a total lack of talent or thoughtful composition
Adman Jammin'
kid got nothin on little tommy terror https://youtu.be/PSm_4DzxYLE?si=BIBBEcFUimh4Lz85
Aerosmith Night in the Ruts
absolute shit just a bunch of blues ragging
Aerosmith Nine Lives
mid bad rock band engaging in total shit legacy phase delta
Aerosmith Honkin' on Bobo
one more garbage bluesy bleh album
Agalloch Alpha Serpentis
this is the worst band for ep releases
Agalloch Tomorrow Will Never Come
what was even the point of this ep
Ahoy Polybius
damn boring but not as offensively bad as first vid game
Ahoy The First Video Game
some boring ass asmr they do it way better on yt
Air Supply Air Supply
what utter fucking crap
Air Supply Across the Concrete Sky
holy shit this was fucking boring whatever little magic they once had its fucking gone
Air Supply The Earth Is ...
holy crap this whole thing is ass
Alexisonfire Old Crows / Young Cardinals
normally i dont care too much about lyrics but those on this are so atrocious i cant even give this here dallas-green-just-wants-to-get-back-to-city-and-colour-core .5
Alexisonfire Otherness
now this shit is just pointless
Alexisonfire Death Letter
if the entire band were dallas green editions
Alice Cooper Muscle of Love
scratch that they released this jazz monstrosity
Alice Cooper Detroit Stories
i mean if ur in ur 70s, done one thing ur whole life, and have no reason to stop...but yea boe jiden rock
Alice Cooper Welcome 2 My Nightmare
a nightmare alright, not even fit for the cradle smh
Alice Cooper Pretties For You
another album of all the same worthless hippie shit everyone was recording in the 60s
Alice in Chains Facelift
certainly the least important and most boring of the 90s rock bands
Alice in Chains Black Gives Way to Blue
alice in chains sucks complete fucking balls and so does anyone who listens to this with any regularity
Alice in Chains Rainier Fog
along their usual sludgy prog shit they decided to add some generic rock riffs for a change. does it help at all? of course not
Anciients Heart of Oak
canadian opeth but even more suck
Anna Murphy Cellar Darling
yeah this is really bad, especially the lyrics. there's a track about a guy who likes cats for fuck sake. stick to chanting ancient words in a language you dont understand
Anorexia Nervosa Exile
dumb tormentor bullshit
Anthrax State of Euphoria
basically metallica but way worse
Anthrax Persistence of Time
persistence of time is right, no idea how i got through an hour of the worst thrash i've ever heard
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale
this is one of the most blatantly regretful things i have ever willingly allowed to echo against my eardrums
Ariana Grande Sweetener
now this is absolute shit. no, youre not convincing me that god is a woman with those forced stripper moves, youd be lucky for a case of blue balls. also pete davidson really? ew
Ariana Grande Thank U, Next
more like no thanks, store's closed
At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours
fucking pathetic. lindberg sounds like someone broke his nose and he's begging for mercy as his assailant considers adding to the bloody pulp running down his shirt. the classical instruments are mediocre and played by amateurs, adding nothing but a 'what the hell are they doing there?' factor
Atreyu Suicide Notes and Butterfly Kisses
some of the shittiest emo boy mccore possible, congratz
Atrocity Calling the Rain
this is an atrocity alright. incredibly boring folk instrums
Attack Attack! Someday Came Suddenly
getting to all the troll bands now lmaooooooo
Attack Attack! Attack Attack!
now this is rock bottom for rockcore. poor guy sounds like he's blown his vocords over this shit
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
very boring rock album. cool cover but poseur band. fuck it 1ing this, tries my patience too much
Azarath Demon Seed
shitty shitty techdeath shamelessly covered in blackface
Azure Emote Chronicles of an Aging Mammal
half bleh death prog half industrial electro bullshit, fuck this shit
Becoming The Archetype Terminate Damnation
shitty shitty mccore pretending not to be shitty shitty mccore. an absolute disgrace to its namesake. if it didnt go on for so long i would have given it at least a 1.5 but no
Beherit Bardo Exist
boring burzums
Beherit H418ov21.C
part burzum, part inquisition, part random synth asmr bullshit. how do you go from generic bm to this?
Between the Buried and Me Colors
the only thing worse than prog n mccore separately is prog n mccore together. your canon impersonation is a disgrace
Beyonce Beyonce
these songs are pretty gross i thought beyonce had class/talent. some tracks there is an illusory sound wall effect that is effective but for the most part this is just typical lazy pop
Beyond Creation The Aura
techdeath done wrong. fuck it 1ing this fuck this shit
Billie Eilish Happier Than Ever
holy shit at least as a teenager she had a personality. i think she's actually on this what she only pretended to be on debut, someone give her a hug. this is what happens when you name your child pirate
Bjork Medulla
complete and absolute shit at least this can be trv rated
Bjork Biophilia
surprise its another boring af bjork album
Bjork Vulnicura
bjork going through her midlife crisis
Bjork Fossora
yep just as annoying as ever
Black Flag My War
black flag were never an amazing band to begin with and then they pull out this faux punk prog rock bullshit and then discount sabbath riffs with stfu screams
Black Sabbath 13
jesus why bother reuniting just to throw out a pointless filler album
Bladee Eversince
omfg why
Blicky Sosa Blicky Season
pizzamachine hiphop. at least he dont do drugs
Blind Guardian A Twist in the Myth
blind guardian is the sole reason i never used to listen to power metal
Blind Guardian The God Machine
a few good riffs here n there but overall the same shit i cant stand hansi he ruins everything
Blood Ov Thee Christ Master Control
could only find the first 2 tracks, but 52 minutes of this is more than enough. yes i actually listened to the whole thing. tbh it's better than most drone and prob most techdeth. at least the guy does different things throughout, tho pleasure & pain is quite creepy. do not recommend a second spin except to show everyone you know
Bob Dylan The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
bob dylan sucks butts
Bob Dylan The Times They Are A-Changin'
and thank good god jesus christ they did. shut the fuck up bob dylan
Boris Boris At Last -Feedbacker-
pls no one pay actual money for trash like this
Borknagar Origin
holy shit fuck this pseudo folk shit and stop singing forever
Born of Osiris Angel or Alien
the culmination of everything to go wrong with punk for 30 years
Botch Faction
and thus bitchcore was born
Bowling for Soup Drunk Dynasty
what a sad excuse for a release. "has no life nor energy", 3.5s it
Boyz II Men Legacy: The Greatest Hits Collection
60 mill records my ass
Bring Me the Horizon Amo
bring me the borizon...i cant tell if this or a pure mccore album would be worse
Bring Me the Horizon Count Your Blessings
has some deathish vocal talent but its completely inundated by the mccore everything else. throwing in an occasionally passable mdm riff or even typical death/doom doesnt change this from being mccore as fuck
Britney Spears Femme Fatale
wanna go is a trv party track, rest is more like femme banale. swear on how i roll she was saying you can be my fuck tonight instead of thug, and i was like wtf thats a lot more direct than usual britney. also way before nicki u had britney with the big fat bass
Britney Spears In the Zone
all pop nothings except everytime
Britney Spears Britney
total cashgrab/coasting album full of nothing but zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Britney Spears Blackout
teeters between just gross and vaguely asmrable, definitely peak britney freakout, worst cover, gimme gimme gimme (more) gimme gimme gimme BITCH!
Cannibal Corpse Kill
what kind of boring lazy ass album cover is this? the crystal clear production on this is bleh and makes them sound commercial as fuck. which they are anyway but still, takes away whatever unique sound they used to have. album cover reflects on the songs
Carach Angren Franckensteina Strataemontanus
now this is just fucking pathetic wtf
Cardi B Gangsta Bitch Music Vol. 1
u a worthless bitch ass ho agreed
Charlie Puth Voicenotes
so thats where that damn song is from. fucking jay shit
Chicago Chicago II
holy shit getting a cease and desist made them completely insufferable
Chris Maragoth In the Mix
holy fuck not even done with this yet he really needs to stfu. ok yea so this remix collection is a total disaster gj
Coldplay Ghost Stories
fuck this album and this band
Converge Bloodmoon: I
oh how the mildly potent have fallen
Cryptopsy Once Was Not
idk if its bc ive been listening to nothing but crypt for the past few hours or bc this just entirely sucks but this album is weak as hell. i mean i usually commit a 1.5 just for the general heaviness of a td album but this seems not even to have that
Cryptopsy The Unspoken King
at least no one'll blame me for 1ing this shiteeeeeeeeee
Cynic Re-Traced
pure jazz prog bullshit
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us
utter prog crap
Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy
buncha random ass nonmetal bullshit
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance
spoke too soon, this is the crappy popcore shit i was expecting, fuck this shit
Darkthrone Goatlord
total utter shit. that is all
Darkthrone F.O.A.D.
lol
Darkthrone Dark Thrones and Black Flags
this fuckin band man omg...makes me want to vomit
Darkthrone Circle the Wagons
if u know how to herp but need tips on how to derp, look no further
Darkthrone Old Star
jesus fuck among the worst theyve ever done what is that production
David Bowie David Bowie
jeepers creepers
David Bowie Young Americans
why did this happen
Deafheaven Infinite Granite
congratz u've achieved peak postmetal: 70s stoner rock. ugh fukkin mombasa doesnt save u gtfo 1'd
Deathspell Omega Paracletus
fuck you and fuck this shit
Deathspell Omega The Long Defeat
band has always sucked in every way, and id even k what this shit is. fuckin b horror movie dialogue with shitty guitar tones for a score? sure as hell aint bm
Deep Purple The Book of Taliesyn
why do the english suck at music so much????
Deep Purple Turning to Crime
turning to the other side of the bed bc these rockabilly nothings are zzzzzzzzzzzz
Def Leppard Diamond Star Halos
and then theres the oldies that forget what rocks all about
Def Leppard Yeah!
this was painful to listen to
Deftones Koi No Yokan
the fuck was this nude muddle rock pop alt prog shit
Deftones Ohms
a more mulled and less annoying to listen to deftones yet also completely deprived of the bits of charm that gave them the slightest amount of interest
Deftones Leathers/Rosemary
no amount of leather cure or fragrant herbs can save this from how much it stinks
Deftones Live: Volume 1 - Selections From Adrenaline
ahhhhhhhh shaddddddup
Deftones Digital Bath
deftones with even less baaaaaaaaaaaaallllllssssssssssssssssssss
Demon Hunter Exile
how does this band keep selling albums? o yeah cuz scar symmetry scene kids eat this shit up
Dethklok The Doomstar Requiem
imagine actually putting in the effort to produce this utter crap
Devin Townsend Empath
just as if mcdonalds was a record company all they'd sell is mccore, this is walt disney
Die Antwoord House of Zef
best rap album ever? best rap album ever. fo'get yo 2pac, fo'get yo notowius bee-eye-gee, dis is dah shiiitttttt
Drake Take Care
horrible tunes. i swear to god drake has the worst voice in rap
Drake and 21 Savage Her Loss
garbage album agreed
Dying Fetus Purification Through Violence
some of the shittiest bdm of all time
Entombed Same Difference
uh no not same difference. u had sthg good going with ride n shoot and u follow it up with this shit? fuck off brah
Ethel Cain Preacher's Daughter
whatever genre this is is the worst genre
Ethel Cain Carpet Bed EP
the kind of music that makes ppl do the herpaderp
Every Time I Die Radical
the bruhiest of all the bruhs bruh
Extol Synergy
one of the worst albums of all time
Fall Out Boy American Beauty/American Psycho
getting curious about where centuries was from was a mistake
Final Infinite Guitar 4
infinite nothing 6 unlistened behind a paywall
Fit for an Autopsy Oh What the Future Holds
geez its just typical derpcore nothing to prance around in your skinny jeans for
Godsmack Godsmack
nude muddle buttrockicka why
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Asunder, Sweet and Other Distress'
fuck this band and everything they've ever done
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Luciferian Towers
entirely garbage album by an entirely garbage band go figure
Godspeed You! Black Emperor G_d's Pee AT STATE'S END!
ah finally the end. so much blah makes me actually want to listen to techdeth
Gorillaz Cracker Island
bad lectrypops for furries
Grateful Dead Aoxomoxoa
grateful dead sucks
Graveland Necromanteion
what is this even idk. shoddy black doom with blood ov thee christ influences
Helloween Chameleon
pretty damn freakin bad agreed. had some hope in the beginning
Hotel Books Run Wild, Young Beauty
omfg a whole album of emo slam poetry? fuck off jesus christ this is intolerable stfu trv -1
Immolation Atonement
ah man theyve become completely bored of this life
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading
how is it that if they were so determined to keep on their new path yet every album title since seems to evoke regret and nostalgia for better times? anyway idk what this even is anymore, just common alt rock at this point. why does it go on for so long?
In Flames A Sense of Purpose
I FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT AT LEAST I FEEL SOMETHING AT ALLLLLLL
In Flames Come Clarity
same as their last 2 but now almost completely void of anything resembling mdm in favour of some mccore. what a lollapalooza
In Flames Down, Wicked and No Good
some really bad demon hunter style covers of garbage rock songs
Infant Annihilator The Elysian Grandeval Galèriarch
derpcore is such utter trash dude no metal in an infinity mile radius hail the trv m/
Ingranaggi Della Valle In Hoc Signo
completely derided and destroyed of all its good elements by retarded prog
Inquisition Into the Infernal Regions of the Ancient
bm ultra lite with wannabe demilich vox joke band
Inquisition Ominous Doctrines of the Perpetual Mystical...
aw man listening to this is like having to sit through a presentation by that loser kid who doesnt realize how bad he is and taking all the cringe upon yourself instead
Inquisition Invoking the Majestic Throne of Satan
satan would take one listen to this and immediately shoot up to god begging for forgiveness
Iron Maiden The X Factor
bruce dick was the one who deflowered the maiden. this is just adultery
Jessica Simpson Sweet Kisses
yea no wonder her name only stirs vaguely this is a bunch of tepid air
Jinjer King of Everything
i love ukraine but prog + mccore is the worst thing that could have ever happened
Joanna Newsom Have One on Me
constant out of tune singing, very boring hypnotic songwriting, would get a 1.5 but you decided to go out 2 hours at a time
Journey Departure
holy fuck this album is boring
Joy Division The Peel Sessions EP (1987)
shuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttt uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppp
Joy Division Licht Und Blindheit
go to hell
Judas Priest Jugulator
this is not a priest album. this is some pantera ass wannabe af embarrassing to be around tryhard dad metal hes called ripper bc he farts around all the time trv 0.5
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds
do women actually put out to this?
Kalter Ubuntu
an absolute butchering of everything mdm. clear and utter shit prog with smatterings of the weakest most basic bitch mdm. the only slight redeeming feature of this is the melodic chords on tracks 1, 2, and 7
Kanye West Yeezus
just a kid playing with a synthesizer
Kanye West Graduation
so this is where ye went down
Kate Bush 50 Words for Snow
bjork with piano x adele with atrocious male vox on a couple tracks why do these things exist
Kayo Dot Dowsing Anemone With Copper Tongue
what a waste of time holy shit
Keluarga Karawitan Studio RRI Surakarta Klenengan gobyog 4: Endhol-endhol
i feel bad for all the newlyweds forced to listen to this
Killswitch Engage The End of Heartache
you can always tell a band is mccore without listening to them bc they always have the most retarded names. oh rate the music? what music?
Killswitch Engage Killswitch Engage
its like these mccore bands deliberately destroy anything they do have going for them with shitty vox n chord progressions
Kim Petras Slut Pop
if cardi b and pirate were the same person. bruh i never end my last clause with a period. neither does kim petras
Korn The Serenity of Suffering
pop korn a l'in flames
Korn Take a Look in the Mirror
bland, unsalted, still on the kob
Korn The Paradigm Shift
damn right you guys are done this sucks bum
Korn Korn III: Remember Who You Are
yes u are wasting ur time. and so are u listening to this, and so are u reading this
Korn The Path of Totality
if what goes up must come down, what happens when you never leave the ground?
Korn Untitled
untitled, uninspiring, uninteresting, unbuttered
Korn See You on the Other Side
finally done this terrible meal of raw unseasoned korn. my shit can go back to normal
Korn Requiem
in flames released yet another shitty album but at least it's only a half hour this time
Lacuna Coil Unleashed Memories
lacuna coil is the worst goth band of all time
Lana Del Rey Ultraviolence
i swear dreampop is the worst genre. this isnt fun, sexy, or beautiful, its lethargic like someone dying from an opiate overdose
Led Zeppelin Presence
i despise this boring jazzy bullshit so help meeeeeeeeeee
Lil Braincells IQ Boost
a depressed and sadistic pizzamachine
Lil Wayne Tha Carter III
has a few clever lines but lil wayne didnt even get anywhere near the ball on this
Limp Bizkit Still Sucks
what an amazingly mind-blowing album well worth the decade long wait. goodbye, goodbye, goodbye indeed
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
listened in honour of their new album tomorrow. this is what happens when the loser stoner kid in the back turns out to make more money than you ever will
Limp Bizkit Gold Cobra
oh how the mighty have fallennnnnnnn
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
what the actual fucking balls is this shit
Linkin Park One More Light
what the actual fuck
Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu
this is like a project of the make a wish foundation but instead of granting a gift to a terminal child it's a group of self indulgent men who think their shit doesnt stink presenting you with said shit and expecting you to consider it high minded
Machine Head Of Kingdom And Crown
yeah so these losers went full mccore fucking pathetic
Machine Head Catharsis
they go in a few diff directions but its mostly mccore n trash thrash, kaleidoscope is alright but album goes on way too long trying the patience
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals
jesus christ this guy sucks butt
Marshmello Roll The Dice
shitty rap with no apparent contribution from the confection
Mayhem Ordo ad Chao
absolute fucking shit. this isnt bm its fucking gothic theatre what a joke
Mayhem Grand Declaration of War
lmaooooooo this is what dead and euronymous died for? sheer and utter crap, completely vntrv, an embarrassing mess for black metal and especially mayhems legacy
Megadeth Cryptic Writings
slow, lazy and boring. the minimalist art itself warns you this is a filler album you'd do well to avoid
Megadeth Risk
insomnia made me laugh. this is really sad man, trv rating 0.5
Melvins Ozma
ass rock
Meshuggah obZen
mechuggah, mecluggah, mcbuggah, one of the worst bands on earth gtfo w ur progcore
Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree
they got tool level bored on this one
Metallica Load
completely forgettable. pathetic. a total waste of time. would give less than 1 if I could
Metallica Reload
only slightly better than their last load of shit. load of shit was 0.5, if that, this is a trv 1
Methadone Skies Eclectic Electric
terrible. the least inspired and most phlegmatic of their records. too many horrible vox and motions going
Miley Cyrus Bangerz
save for wrecking ball only sheer arrogance could call any of these bangers
Mortification Primitive Rhythm Machine
this is the worst deathrash album ive ever heard
Mortiis The Grudge
what the fuck is this
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
mr. butthole
Mumford and Sons Babel
fuck your mom and all her sons i will wait makes me want to beat muppets
My Bloody Valentine Ecstasy
when u pay ecstacy prices but its just a scam placebo
Necrophagist Epitaph
more noodles than your mom's spaghetti (i should know that's what we had last night). what can be said about the infamous epitaph? unoriginal, uninspired, mindless, pointless. cant even be considered death metal as it's really only recycled gibberish from every techthrash band ever's disposal heap. only half decent track is stabwound since they decided at least one had to resemble a song. everything else is boring, lighthearted riffs meant to inspire none but the audibly redundant. they even had to steal some of prokofiev's romeo and juliet to make ash in any way palatable. it's no wonder this was their last album bored themselves to death
Neurosis Sovereign
a piss poor effort even by the genres low standards. bonus misgiven on remaster is the only somewhat interesting thing
Neurosis Given to the Rising
this is total shitpiss and wizard is a tard
Neurosis Enemy of the Sun
i mean its neurosis. sum sabbath worship mixed with basic prog mixed with sum hardcore punk n put it in a blender n let it swim. one of the worst bands of all time
Nicki Minaj Queen
i cant rap fo shitz, cum ere looka mah titz
Norma Jean Redeemer
idk how anyone tolerates this shit whoever has mccore in their pie needs to dispose of their mail order trv kvlt card asap
Nostalgia Critic The Wall
yeah dumb except spongebob
Obliteration Perpetual Decay
there should be a new genre coined for this kind of album, baby dm or deathlite. weak, slow, unoriginal, this kind of music only serves br00tal kids thinking theyre listening to something heavy
Opeth Damnation
lol
Opeth Pale Communion
the few interesting bits get completely nullified by the suck
Paramore All We Know Is Falling
this is probably the worst female fronted rock album of all time
Periphery Periphery III: Select Difficulty
can someone shut off the whiny emo boy plz
Periphery Juggernaut: Omega
nothing even needs to be said why did someone have to bump this up
Periphery Juggernaut: Alpha
omg full prog metalcore this is trv satans music wereallgonnadie
Periphery Periphery
this is even worse than the average corez
Periphery Periphery V: Djent is Not a Genre
yes it fucking is
Phish Undermind
omfg fish fucking sucks
Phish Lawn Boy
their sophomore they went total motions going zzzzzz
Pink Floyd A Saucerful of Secrets
fuck drug rock
Pixies Doggerel
you're such a sad sight to see
Pixies Beneath the Eyrie Demos, Pt. 2
and rly shouldnt have released this
Possessed Revelations of Oblivion
33 years just for some overlengthy garbage thrash? really? how did this band ever come up with seven churches?
Protest the Hero Fortress
i didnt think progcore could get any worse but then they added whiny mcr vox and i was proven wrong
Queen Made in Heaven
what a horrible legacy to leave
Queen Flash Gordon
what the fuck
Queen Innuendo
absolute fucking wtf garbage until show must go on but thats not saving it from a 1
Queensryche Promised Land
absolute garbage bad sad music
Red (USA) Release the Panic
holy shit release the train wreck
Red (USA) Of Beauty and Rage
the mccore production is gone and back to their usual more or less but my fuck this is long and boring. no, making a shit hour long album does not make up for your last even more shit half hour album
Red (USA) Declaration
holy shit so they go and hop on the mccore train and even try a little prog. fuck this band
Return to Forever Musicmagic
this is horrible. musictragic
Rush Caress of Steel
caress of nasty pervy prog
Satyricon Satyricon
omg total snooze metal with their best cover
Satyricon The Age Of Nero
has a riff here and there but it's like they deliberately try to make every new record worse and worse
Satyricon Deep Calleth Upon Deep
the last and hopefully final satyricon. cool they used a munch sketch as a cover though
Scorpions Lonesome Crow
like every other boomer bands debut this is some shitty jam rock. have to wonder what mid century music would have been if weed culture never became a thing
Scott Weiland Most Wonderful Time of the Year
holy shit this is the most goddamn awful bit of christmas media i have ever witnessed
Silk Sonic An Evening with Silk Sonic
this sucks and i want it stop. forever
Slayer Diabolus in Musica
everything from the cover art to the title screams FILLER. they sound like an angsty teen band, korn lmao. were they not ashamed playing this shit? fuckin sad man, is their name slayer or pussy? trv rating 0.5
Slayer Undisputed Attitude
tom just yelling for a half hour
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
holy fuck this album sucks its like listening to a talentless hard rock version of meshuggah
Slipknot The End, So Far
now this is just fucking pathetic lmaooooooo
Sonic Youth Bad Moon Rising
holy shit shut the fuck up
Soundgarden Louder Than Love
your vegetables are rotten IM GONNA FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU BTICH
Soutaisei Riron Hi-Fi Anatomia
i will never understand the appeal of listening to young japanese girls over acoustic pop arrangements
St. Vincent Marry Me
https://youtu.be/w5n-FvpGwW8?t=124 no talent among the worst sequence of notes ive ever heard
St. Vincent Actor
still utter shit but less arrogantly so, cover is among the ugliest of all time
Strangulated Beatoffs Days of Our Lives
expected ahrd punk, got ooooowww woooowooowooooowww wwaaaaaaaaaaahhh and other AMAZING DISCOVERIES
Strangulation Between Nothing and Eternity
this is some weak ass death wannabe boring shit yo. no wonder they never did anything else
Styx Brave New World
absolute fucking crap that goes on for way too long
Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed
a stern reminder of why i dont listen to this shit. and then she bled is a pretty good pointer of how useless the 911 system is tho
Suicide Silence Suicide Silence
uhhhh dafuq did i just listen to
Sunn O))) Black One
sir this is a wendys
Sweet Trip A Tiny House, In Secret Speeches, Polar Equals
has its moments but goes on for way too long im frickn bored dude
Symphony X Paradise Lost
absolute fucking shit fusing low effort to mid ass pm with shit ass prog
Taylor Swift Evermore
i dont think there was a single interesting track on this whole album and i listened to the deluxe version
Taylor Swift Reputation
damn taylor got hit with the woke mind virus hard, went from having some talent to none whatsoever
Taylor Swift Folklore
nothing folky or lorey about it. also it was boring af
Teenage Jesus and the Jerks Pre Teenage Jesus
the damn saxophone killed this for me
TesseracT One
prog n mccore make the ugliest of babies
The Acacia Strain Continent
dont strain yourself during that breakdown now
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
the best thing about the beatles is that most of their albums arent very long
The Beatles Let It Be
one final garbage album thank god they didnt make any more
The Birthday Massacre Fascination
why is everything purple. anyway everything theyve done before but worse. very boring "edgy" synth pop. ugh and we have more than the necessary teen relationship songs. arent these guys in their 40s by now? IS ANYONE HERE ANYMORE? IS ANYONE REAL ANYMORE? are those questions concerning their fanbase?
The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies)
i have heard boom boom bitch and feeling secondhand so many fucking times in my small canadian city fuck this album
The Cure Three Imaginary Boys
the burr
The Devil Wears Prada Color Decay
typical emocore with the very rare decent sounding section
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
more like the dillinger go fuck yourself plan. the ultimate hipster album
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
i take it back they have mastered how to suck
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
like all theyve done before but sadly weaker
The Dillinger Escape Plan Dissociation
the dillies outdo themselves in creating even more worthless willies
The Gentle People Soundtracks For Living
imaginez penser si tres tres stupidement que cette pure merde est en aucune facon superieure a la Crepusculaire-Force ( ?? ?? ??)
The Gerogerigegege Showa
audio porn for virgins
The Police Synchronicity
this horseshit sounds like alice cooper writing prog. every breath is the creepiest song ever, perfect for a band calling themselves the police, kings of stalking
The Pretty Reckless Who You Selling For
even less exciting than their previous 2 blehs
The Rolling Stones The Rolling Stones
original stones fucking suckkkkkkkk
The Rolling Stones Emotional Rescue
i was very bored. just gonna go ahead and dump this one in the last bolgia of music hell
The Rolling Stones Beggars Banquet
i feel so bad for all the boomers that actually spent good 60s money on this
The Rolling Stones Aftermath
the few decentish tracks get completely obliterated by the suck
The Rolling Stones Out of Our Heads
surely boomers had better shit than this to listen to. satisfaction is their first real hit but it's surrounded by so much bleh
The Rolling Stones The Rolling Stones, Now!
based on the songs not on no 2 this still sucks ass
The Rolling Stones The Rolling Stones EP
more garbago covers
The Rolling Stones Five By Five EP
pointless garbo covers
The Rolling Stones The Rolling Stones No.2
more boring and pointless covers
The Rolling Stones Voodoo Lounge
an hour of pure deathly boring why do ppl keeping giving these hoes money
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
fuckin double albums mate whiny ass mcjagger vox n bleh riffs for 2 hours fucufucufucukxkxk off
The Smile Wall of Eyes
the botox enforced grimace
The Who My Generation
the poo
The Yardbirds For Your Love
a good representation of everything wrong with the 60s, track b4...yikes
Thin Lizzy Shades of a Blue Orphanage
holy shit thin lizzy sucks maybe if you fed her once in a while she wouldnt be so thin
Tool 10,000 Days
finally i can give one of these their trv rating. am bored plz help
Type O Negative Slow, Deep, and Hard
total loser energy
Type O Negative Bloody Kisses
absolute fucking shit kiss my bloody anus
Tyr How Far to Asgaard
i swear to odin tyr are the worst of the mainstream folk bands
Ulcerate Vermis
vermis indeed. only worms could enjoy this pure garbo metal
Ulcerate Of Fracture and Failure
this is about the worst tech ive ever heard
Ulver Shadows of the Sun
ulver is such a waste of time omfg
Ulver Themes From William Blake's The Marriage of Heaven and Hell
ulver's themes from the divorce of quality and effort
Ulver The Assassination of Julius Caesar
srsly how does anyone bother with this shite
Ulver Flowers of Evil
simple beats and talentless singing with basic milquetoast lyrics on top
Underoath Define the Great Line
yep this is mccore alright
Underoath Ø (Disambiguation)
yea no idea how anyone tolerates this shit maybe their post christianity bums are better
Unleashed Warrior
this shit fucking sucked too
Unleashed Hell's Unleashed
absolute balls of an album
Unleashed Sworn Allegiance
I ONLY FUCK THE DEAD! I ONLY FUCK THE DEAD! ONLY THE DEAD! PRAISE THE FUCKIN LORD!
V/Vm Test Records Whine And Missingtoe
all your favourite carols glitchisized for your pleasure
Valborg Der Alte
an hour before hitler died a team of experimental scientists took advantage of their most recent invention to audibly record his brainwaves directly onto a vinyl disc. this is that recording
Van Halen Van Halen III
a far too long collection of incredibly boring rock songs and a highly unnecessary piano closer fuck off van halen
Van Halen Diver Down
record label was happy with pretty woman then told them just do what the fuck ever else absolute garbage album
Vildhjarta Måsstaden
fuck you guys
War of Ages Fire From the Tomb
lmao. and this is a rerecording. ait i kind of dig one day but still a 1 overall
Weakling Dead as Dreams
agreed
Wilderun Epigone
fuck off opeth. no, adding a decent krallicey bit at the end doesnt save you
Willow Smith Ardipithecus
goes along with the trend of 'deep' lethargic sadgazing expected of every 21st century female pop artist. like she's 15 and whoever produced this is like yea lets do the boohoos. only cry has an interesting chorus, shouldve stuck to being happy n whipping that hair instead of cutting it off
Witchcraft Black Metal
fucking poseurs
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