BlacKapes
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Reviews 4
Approval 39%

Soundoffs 27
News Articles 5
Band Edits + Tags 2
Album Edits 7

Album Ratings 86
Objectivity 67%

Last Active 04-05-16 1:18 am
Joined 10-11-13

Review Comments 1,962

Average Rating: 2.62
Rating Variance: 2.29
Objectivity Score: 67%
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5.0 classic
Brand New Science Fiction
Chevelle Hats Off To The Bull
Chevelle The Blue Album
Chevelle The Basement Tapes
Chevelle Live From The Road
Chevelle Point #1
Haus Arafna You
Linea Aspera Linea Aspera
Linkin Park One More Light
Sunn O))) Kannon
Virtual Blaze Five Years Later
Whirr Feels Like You
what the fuck band is completely canceled because of controversy and 4 years later quietly drops aoty

what a twist

4.5 superb
Last Sacrament Enantiodromia
Linea Aspera Linea Aspera II
Solterra Soul, Earth, Sun
Solterra Umbra
Sugary Sweet Machines Tours of the Bleak
Venomspitter Venomspitter

4.0 excellent
Agony (CAN) Apocalyptic Dawning
Echo Tail Sonic Slave
Helioscope Noir
Hikari Todo the joys in not knowing
Linea Aspera Linea Aspera EP
Solterra Solterra
Volcanic Queen Faith In Desire

3.5 great
A Slow Descent Dance With Me Upon His Secret Ocean
A Slow Descent On Ganymede
Absinthe Syncope Lucid Dreaming On 4g's of Dilaudid
Big Nig Eternal Delay
Great album. First track is absolutely killer and reminiscent of KTL + Throbbing Gristle. Third track is pretty cool too, not as dense as the first. Anyway, the album as a whole is slightly terrifying and does it really well.

3.0 good
Deep Sands Catalyst for Change
Within Our Gates Kingdom Of Mind

2.5 average
blink-182 Neighborhoods
Mind Of An Antagonist Rigel
bad production, cheap midi sounds, and minimalism ruins the intended atmosphere. could have been great.
Mind Of An Antagonist Eta Carinae
Molecular Corporation Broken Hearted Extras and The Rotary Parallax
Molecular Corporation Ambient Sputnik and The Dancing Government
tracks ranked from 0-5 - 1 1.5/5, 2 .5/5, 3 1/5, 4 0/5, 5 1.5/5, 6 1.5/5, 7 3.5/5, 8 2.5/5, 9 2/5, 10 0/5, 11 4/5, 12 3.5/5, 13 2/5, 14 1.5/5, 15 2.5/5, 16 2.5/5, 17 3/5, 18 4/5, 19 4.5/5, 20 3/5, 21 2/5, 22 2.5/5, 23 3.5/5, 24 2.5/5, 25 1.5/5, 26 4/5, 27 1.5/5, 28 2.5/5, 29 3/5, (porn 2.5/5) = 70/150 > ~2.2, skewed from weird ranking (0-5 to 1-5) = 2.6 = ~2.5........... about as good as you would expect
Q Mourning
Sensory Deprivation Godspeed
Story Of My Life The Beginning
Unintentionally (?) hilarious acoustic screamo. Most of the lyrical themes for the songs are so dense, depressing, and serious, yet the performance is so unconvincing that it's impossible not to laugh. The spoken word portions reek of trying to be super relatable and try to come off as divine revelations, but end up being cliches as is. Clearly these lyrical themes are really important, which makes it THAT much funnier. Tracks 2 and 3 are hilarious and recommended. The last track is really cool, instrumental acoustic guitar in an Indian classical style. Either way I hope it's serious because it's funnier and more enjoyable that way.

2.0 poor
2814 Rain Temple
That sound effect in Transference sounds like a guy having intermittent diarrhea and they captured the sound from when it hits the toilet water
ISIS Oceanic
Issues Diamond Dreams
Mind Of An Antagonist Sgr A
Single Soul I Wish I Was A Bird So I Could Fly Away...
Single Soul beauty and despair found in otherwise empty places
Single Soul cold drone blues expanded
Soundgarden Superunknown
Vektor Terminal Redux
Westbound Departure Portraits

1.5 very poor
Dry Satire Demo
Neck Deep Rain in July
Single Soul Demo
Touche Amore and Self Defense Family Self Love
that one vocalist sounds like he has down syndrome and is yelling random shit
Troy Ave Album Of The Summer
troy ave? more like troy gay LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Westbound Departure Acoustic EP
Yak Anarcrisis

1.0 awful
Abandoned by Light Songs To Inspire Your Suicide
Abandoned by Light To Walk the World of Shadows, Surrounded by Dead T
Abandoned by Light On Broken and Rotted Dreams, Suicide Took Flight
Abandoned by Light No God, No Sun, No Future
Abandoned by Light Black Despair
BryanStars Follow Your Dreams
Cal Chuchesta The New CALassic
Chevelle Wonder What's Next
Chevelle La Gárgola
Death Grips Bottomless Pit
Fantastimo Led Zeppelin V
It's full of shitty immature inside (?) jokes that aren't funny. Even if it was entertaining, half the time everything is obscured by the lolz quality - sounds like it was recorded on laptop mics/skype. The first part of Aliens is mildly funny, but holy god it's a waste of time to listen to. Probably took a total of 20 minutes to finish and put out. I spent more time listening to it to do this soundoff than it took them to make and now I'm gonna kill myself for wasting time ty
Fantastimo Fantastimo Voyage
At least this one has someone playing instruments... badly.
Fantastimo Fantastimo Journey
Scat porn. Autism.rAKA I'm a user of a music review website and I have no musical talent whatsoever but I still want to fit in so here's an album BECAUSE IT'S IRONIC LOLZZZ IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS LOLZZZ.
If No 1
sucks
Lil Peep Come Over When You're Sober, Pt. 1
Michael Snoxall "Spooks."
Millicent Waffles Broken Lantern in the Graceless Elps
Unreqvited Disquiet
Yak Something Blue: A Recollection
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