TheSlenderMan
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Joined 10-30-13

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Average Rating: 4.05
Rating Variance: 0.39
Objectivity Score: 54%
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5.0 classic
Amebix Monolith
Attrition This Death House
Carly Simon Coming Around Again
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind?s abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one?s self, known as ?transcendence?, is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed.rI have only come across sixteen albums in my lifetime that embody this ambition in full and they afre all Darkthrones.
Have a Nice Life The Unnatural World
5'd until Redskiesformiles writes another blubbering, bleeding heart load of bollocks review for this.
HIM XX - Two Decades of Love Metal
Joy Division Closer
Lights The Listening
Madonna True Blue
S Club 7 The Greatest Hits Of S Club 7
Sol Invictus In the Rain
The Damned Phantasmagoria
The Sisters of Mercy First and Last and Always

4.5 superb
Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall
Black Mountain Transmitter Black Goat Of The Woods
Chelsea Wolfe Apokalypsis
Darkthrone F.O.A.D.
Dry Satire Demo
HIM Razorblade Romance
Madonna Like a Prayer
Madonna Madonna
Motorhead Iron Fist
Motorhead Overkill
NSYNC No Strings Attached
Nurse With Wound Drunk With the Old Man of the Mountains
Ordo Rosarius Equilibrio Apocalips
Phosphor (UK) Youth And Immortality
Skeletal Family Burning Oil
The Cure Pornography
Type O Negative October Rust

4.0 excellent
Amon Amarth The Crusher
Amon Amarth The Avenger
Amon Amarth Versus the World
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
Beastmilk Climax
Behemoth Sventevith (Storming Near the Baltic)
Billy Idol Billy Idol
Britney Spears Oops!...I Did It Again
Chelsea Wolfe Pain Is Beauty
Cocteau Twins Head Over Heels
Colbie Caillat Breakthrough
Darkthrone Thulcandra
Dead Can Dance The Serpent's Egg
Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun
Derniere Volonte Devant Le Miroir
Ellie Goulding Lights
Flatbush Zombies BetterOffDEAD
Fuil Na Seanchoille Hunger
Hetsheads We Hail the Possessed...
HIM Deep Shadows and Brilliant Highlights
HIM Love Metal
Innsmouth Consumed By Elder Sign
Filth.....................Cthulhu...........darkness.........Take that you dainty hornrimmed fuckers.
Laura Stevenson Sit Resist
Lights Siberia
Love Spirals Downwards Idylls
Madonna Like a Virgin
Mew No More Stories
Nurse With Wound Acts Of Senseless Beauty (With Aranos)
Sleevenotes We Are Mostly Made of Nothing
The Visit Between Worlds
Tropic of Cancer Restless Idylls
Zola Jesus Stridulum II

3.5 great
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods
Ariana Grande Yours Truly
Behemoth ....From the Pagan Vastlands
Blood Axis The Gospel of Inhumanity
Caliban The Opposite From Within
Caliban Say Hello to Tragedy
Caliban Shadow Hearts
Charli XCX True Romance
Darkthrone A New Dimension
HIM Tears On Tape
Koffin Kats Our Way And The Highway
Marina The Family Jewels
Of Solitude and Solemn Starlight's Guide
Screaming Dead Night Creatures
The Creepshow Life After Death
The Slow Death II

3.0 good
Amon Amarth Surtur Rising
Caliban The Undying Darkness
Caliban The Awakening
Madonna Bedtime Stories

2.0 poor
Laura Stevenson Wheel
Woods of Desolation As the Stars
Geez Adam, why don't you and Morrisey go get a room. Too much pda bro.
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