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5.0 classic
ISIS Panopticon
Oceansize Frames
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
Porcupine Tree Coma Divine
Riverside Second Life Syndrome
The Chameleons Script of the Bridge

4.5 superb
Anathema Judgement
Anathema Alternative 4
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here
Blackfield Blackfield
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head
Coldplay Parachutes
Cult of Luna Somewhere Along the Highway
Doves (UK) Lost Souls
Elbow The Seldom Seen Kid
Elbow Asleep In The Back
Elbow Cast of Thousands
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Gazpacho Night
Gazpacho Demon
Gazpacho Tick Tock
Insomnium Above the Weeping World
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
ISIS Oceanic
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Leprous The Congregation
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome
Leprous Bilateral
Leprous Live At Rockefeller Music Hall
Lunatic Soul Walking on a Flashlight Beam
Lunatic Soul Lunatic Soul
Moonsorrow Verisäkeet
Muse Origin of Symmetry
Muse Absolution
My Dying Bride The Angel and the Dark River
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood
Oceansize Effloresce
Oceansize Music for Nurses
Oceansize Everyone Into Position
Pain of Salvation The Perfect Element, Part 1
Paradise Lost Draconian Times
Porcupine Tree Signify
Porcupine Tree Stars Die: The Delerium Years
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet
Porcupine Tree The Sky Moves Sideways
Porcupine Tree Nil Recurring
Primordial To the Nameless Dead
Ride Nowhere
Riverside Out of Myself
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition
Rosetta The Galilean Satellites
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing (And Other Stories)
Steven Wilson Grace for Drowning
Steven Wilson Insurgentes
Steven Wilson Get All You Deserve
Strapping Young Lad City
Sufjan Stevens Carrie and Lowell Live
Quite an unfortunate album name.rOk, jokes aside, this is a really special live album, most live albums are a nice bonus for the enthusiasts, but they are rarely essential. They get high ratings mainly because they are primarily rated by the fans of an artist. This one is however something different, Sufjan puts a new spin on every track here and in all cases the new version is superior to the studio one, the major highlights here are Fourth of July with its wonderful outro, Drawn to the Blood with added electronic beat and Blue Bucket of Gold, which is stretched to incredible 18 minutes.rAnd the cover of Hotline Bling is a nice bonus too, it might seem awkward and out of place, but it just works somehow.rThat doesn't make the original album obsolete though, in fact this live album made me appreciate it even more.
Sufjan Stevens Carrie and Lowell
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Sylvan Posthumous Silence
The Chameleons What Does Anything Mean? Basically
The Chameleons Strange Times
The National Boxer
The National are so much better than all the other white indie rock bands that it's not even
funny. I used to dismiss them as another overhyped pitchfork band, but once I listened to them
more I realised how great they are. Unlike basically every other indie rock band that made great
debut and then kept getting mediocre, they released a mediocre debut and kept improving, though
their last album sounded a bit stale. There are however other reasons why they beat almost every
band at their game. Matt Berninger's baritone vocals are awesome. They are a breath of fresh air
compared to all those whiny voices in your typical indie band. He even sounds good when he gets
drunk at every live show. Matt also writes much better and more interesting lyrics about personal
struggles. While instrumentally basic, all pieces fit together perfectly. Almost every song has a
very well played and memorable bass line, Bryan Devendorf is a really tight drummer, he can pull
off some really sweet grooves (Brainy, Squalor Victoria, Apartment Story). The spare use of piano
is always well executed (Fake Empire, Green Gloves, Slow Show, Ada). Also, I don't quite get the
comparisons to Interpol or Editors, they remind me way more of Wilco and Elbow in style of music
and lyrics.
The National High Violet

4.0 excellent
Aereogramme Seclusion
Aereogramme Sleep and Release
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Agalloch The Mantle
Airbag All Rights Removed
Airbag The Greatest Show On Earth
Amorphis Skyforger
Amorphis Under the Red Cloud
Amorphis Tales from the Thousand Lakes
Amorphis Halo
Amplifier Mystoria
Amplifier Amplifier
Amplifier The Astronaut Dismantles HAL
Amplifier The Octopus
Anathema Weather Systems
Anathema Distant Satellites
Anathema The Silent Enigma
Anathema A Natural Disaster
Arcane Known/Learned
Be'lakor Coherence
Be'lakor Of Breath and Bone
Be'lakor Stone's Reach
Beach House Bloom
Biffy Clyro Infinity Land
Blackfield Blackfield II
Brand New Deja Entendu
Brand New Science Fiction
Caligula's Horse The Tide, the Thief and River's End
Caligula's Horse Bloom
Caligula's Horse In Contact
Circus Maximus Nine
Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends
Cult of Luna The Beyond
Cult of Luna Vertikal
Cult of Luna Salvation
Cult of Luna A Dawn to Fear
Cult of Luna and Julie Christmas Mariner
Just one listen and I'm already blown away, CoL easily leave all their competition far behind.
Despite disliking them at first, the female vocals really give this more uniqueness.
Dark Tranquillity Projector
Dark Tranquillity Damage Done
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery
Dark Tranquillity Character
David Bowie Blackstar
David Bowie Station to Station
Dead Letter Circus Dead Letter Circus
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Around the Fur
Distorted Harmony Chain Reaction
Doves (UK) Some Cities
Doves (UK) The Last Broadcast
Doves (UK) Kingdom of Rust
dredg El Cielo
Editors The Back Room
Einar Solberg 16
Elbow Build A Rocket Boys!
Elbow Leaders of the Free World
Elbow The Take Off And Landing Of Everything
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Everything Everything A Fever Dream
Everything Everything Get to Heaven
Fair to Midland Arrows and Anchors
Fair to Midland Fables From a Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times is True
Fear Factory Demanufacture
Foals Total Life Forever
Franz Ferdinand Franz Ferdinand
Frost* Milliontown
Frost* Experiments in Mass Appeal
Frost* Day and Age
Galahad Empires Never Last
Gas Narkopop
Gazpacho Molok
Gazpacho Missa Atropos
Gazpacho March of Ghosts
Gazpacho Firebird
Gene Drawn To The Deep End
Haken Visions
Haken Restoration
Haken The Mountain
Haken L-1ve
Hypocrisy Abducted
Ihsahn After
Insomnium Across the Dark
Insomnium One for Sorrow
Insomnium Winter's Gate
Insomnium Since the Day It All Came Down
Intronaut The Direction of Last Things
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden Killers
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
Iron Maiden Brave New World
ISIS In the Absence of Truth
ISIS Wavering Radiant
Karnivool Themata
Karnivool Sound Awake
Leprous Coal
Leprous Malina
Lunatic Soul Lunatic Soul II
Mice on Stilts Hope for a Mourning
Moonsorrow Jumalten aika
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
My Dying Bride Feel the Misery
My Dying Bride The Dreadful Hours
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel
Oceansize Relapse
Oceansize Home & Minor
Oceansize Self Preserved While The Bodies Float Up
Oceansize One Day All This Could Be Yours
Omnium Gatherum New World Shadows
Pain of Salvation Remedy Lane
Paradise Lost The Plague Within
Paradise Lost In Requiem
Paradise Lost Faith Divides Us - Death Unites Us
Paradise Lost Obsidian
Paradise Lost Icon
Paradise Lost Gothic
Porcupine Tree Staircase Infinities
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair
Porcupine Tree Futile
Porcupine Tree Closure/Continuation
Primordial The Gathering Wilderness
Ride Going Blank Again
Rishloo Feathergun
Riverside Shrine Of New Generation Slaves
Riverside Rapid Eye Movement
Riverside Love, Fear and the Time Machine
Riverside Voices In My Head
Riverside Memories In My Head
Rosetta Wake/Lift
Russian Circles Empros
Russian Circles Enter
Russian Circles Station
Steven Wilson Hand. Cannot. Erase.
Strapping Young Lad The New Black
Strapping Young Lad Alien
Sufjan Stevens Michigan
Sufjan Stevens Seven Swans
Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz
Sylvan Home
Sylvan Artificial Paradise
Sylvan Sceneries
Sylvan One to Zero
The Butterfly Effect Final Conversation of Kings
The Butterfly Effect Imago
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The National Alligator
The National Trouble Will Find Me
The National Sleep Well Beast
The Pineapple Thief Your Wilderness
The Pineapple Thief Tightly Unwound
The Pineapple Thief What We Have Sown
The Pineapple Thief Variations on a Dream
Ulver The Assassination of Julius Caesar
Vennart To Cure A Blizzard Upon A Plastic Sea
VOLA Inmazes
Votum :KTONIK:
White Lies Big TV
White Lies As I Try Not to Fall Apart
Wolverine Still
Wolverine Communication Lost
Wolverine Machina Viva
Wormrot Hiss

3.5 great
Aereogramme A Story in White
Aereogramme My Heart Has a Wish That You Would Not Go
After the Burial Wolves Within
Agalloch The Serpent and the Sphere
Agent Fresco Destrier
Airbag Identity
Alter Bridge Blackbird
Alter Bridge AB III
Alter Bridge Fortress
Alter Bridge Pawns and Kings
Amplifier Echo Street
Amplifier Trippin' with Dr. Faustus
Anathema The Optimist
Anathema Eternity
Anathema A Fine Day to Exit
Arcane Chronicles of the Waking Dream
Ash 1977
Probably the only album that ends with band members vomiting.
At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours
Be'lakor Vessels
Be'lakor The Frail Tide
Biffy Clyro Puzzle
Biffy Clyro Only Revolutions
Biffy Clyro Opposites
Biffy Clyro The Myth of the Happily Ever After
Biffy Clyro Blackened Sky
Biffy Clyro The Vertigo of Bliss
Brand New Daisy
Caligula's Horse Moments from Ephemeral City
Circus Maximus Isolate
Circus Maximus Havoc
Cult of Luna Cult of Luna
Dark Tranquillity Construct
Dark Tranquillity Haven
Dark Tranquillity The Mind's I
Dead Letter Circus This Is The Warning
Dead Letter Circus Next In Line
Deftones Gore
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Deftones Deftones
Deftones Adrenaline
Distorted Harmony Utopia
Doves (UK) The Universal Want
dredg Leitmotif
dredg Catch Without Arms
dredg The Pariah, The Parrot, The Delusion
Editors An End Has A Start
Editors In Dream
Elbow Little Fictions
Elbow Lost Worker Bee
Embrace (UK) The Good Will Out
Everything Everything RE-ANIMATOR
Everything Everything Arc
Everything Everything Man Alive
Explosions in the Sky Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die...
Explosions in the Sky The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place
Fair to Midland Inter.Funda.Stifle
Fear Factory Soul of a New Machine
Fear Factory Obsolete
Fear Factory Mechanize
Foals Antidotes
Foals Holy Fire
Foals What Went Down
Foals Everything Not Saved Will Be Lost - Part 1
Foals Everything Not Saved Will Be Lost - Part 2
Franz Ferdinand You Could Have It So Much Better
Franz Ferdinand Tonight: Franz Ferdinand
Frost* Falling Satellites
Gazpacho Bravo
Gazpacho When Earth Lets Go
Gazpacho Soyuz
Gene To See the Lights
Gene Olympian
Gene Libertine
Haken Aquarius
Haken Affinity
Haken Vector
Hands Like Houses Unimagine
Hands Like Houses Reimagine
Hands Like Houses Dissonants
Hurts Happiness
IDLES Brutalism
Immolation Atonement
Insomnium Shadows of the Dying Sun
Insomnium Anno 1696
Insomnium Heart Like a Grave
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark
Iron Maiden The Book of Souls
ISIS Celestial
Jack (UK) Pioneer Soundtracks
Jack (UK) The Jazz Age
Karnivool Asymmetry
Katatonia Dead End Kings
Keane The Best of Keane
Keane Perfect Symmetry
Keane Hopes & Fears
Keane Under The Iron Sea
Longpigs The Sun Is Often Out
Lunatic Soul Impressions
Machine Head Burn My Eyes
Machine Head The Blackening
Marion This World and Body
Marion The Program
Maximum the Hormone Bu-ikikaesu
Mors Principium Est Liberate the Unborn Inhumanity
Mount Eerie A Crow Looked At Me
Muse Showbiz
Myslovitz Milosc W Czasach Popkultury
Oceansize A Very Still Movement
Omnium Gatherum Spirits And August Light
Omnium Gatherum The Redshift
Pantera Cowboys from Hell
Paradise Lost One Second
Paradise Lost Symbol Of Life
Paradise Lost Tragic Idol
Paradise Lost Medusa
Paradise Lost Tragic Illusion 25
Paradise Lost Shades of God
Paradise Lost Seals The Sense
Paradise Lost Host
Pelican The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon...
Pelican Australasia
Porcupine Tree The Incident
Ride Weather Diaries
Rishloo Eidolon
Riverside Eye of the Soundscape
Rosetta A Determinism of Morality
Rosetta Quintessential Ephemera
Ross Jennings A Shadow of My Future Self
Russian Circles Memorial
Russian Circles Geneva
Shed Seven A Maximum High
Shed Seven Let It Ride
Shed Seven Going for Gold
Shining (NOR) Blackjazz
Soilwork The Living Infinite
Soilwork The Chainheart Machine
Soilwork The Ride Majestic
Soilwork Beyond the Infinite
Soilwork A Whisp of the Atlantic
"A Whisp of the Atlantic, which might be the most pretentious and progressive song created by SOILWORK this far, is all about alienation."rThese are the actual words from Nuclear Blast's website lol
Soilwork Live in the Heart of Helsinki
Steven Wilson To the Bone
Steven Wilson 4 1/2
Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad
SUMAC The Deal
Sylvan Presets
Sylvan X-Rayed
The Butterfly Effect Begins Here
The Butterfly Effect IV
The Dark Third Even As the Light Grows
The National Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers
The Pineapple Thief Dissolution
The Pineapple Thief Magnolia
The Pineapple Thief All the Wars
The Pineapple Thief Someone Here Is Missing
The Pineapple Thief Little Man
Tim Bowness Abandoned Dancehall Dreams
Tim Bowness Stupid Things That Mean The World
Tim Bowness Lost in the Ghost Light
Unto Others Mana
Vennart The Demon Joke
VOLA Applause of a Distant Crowd
Votum Harvest Moon
Votum Time Must Have a Stop
Votum Metafiction
White Lies To Lose My Life
White Lies Friends
White Lies Five
Wolverine Cold Light of Monday
Wolverine The Window Purpose
Wolverine A Darkened Sun
Wormrot Voices
Wormrot Dirge
Wormrot Abuse

3.0 good
Adele 19
Adele 21
After the Burial Rareform
Alter Bridge One Day Remains
Alter Bridge Walk The Sky
Amplifier Sunriders
Amplifier Residue
Amplifier Fractal
Amplifier Insider
Amplifier Residue (Part2)
Anathema Serenades
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Biffy Clyro A Celebration of Endings
Blackfield Welcome To My DNA
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon
Circus Maximus The 1st Chapter
Dark Tranquillity Lost to Apathy
A great song that would appear on an album, a meh techno-ish track, a remix and a live version of mediocre track. One of the most useless EPs ever made.
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void
Dead Letter Circus Aesthesis
Dead Letter Circus The Catalyst Fire
Dead Letter Circus Dead Letter Circus (2018)
Editors In This Light and On This Evening
Embrace (UK) Drawn from Memory
Embrace (UK) Out Of Nothing
Embrace (UK) This New Day
Fear Factory Archetype
Fear Factory Genexus
Fear Factory Aggression Continuum
Foals Life Is Yours
Franz Ferdinand Right Thoughts, Right Words, Right Action
Franz Ferdinand Always Ascending
Frost* Others
Fuel Sunburn
Gene Revelations
Hands Like Houses Ground Dweller
Hands Like Houses -Anon.
Hurts Exile
IDLES Joy as an Act of Resistance
Iron Maiden Senjutsu
Keane Strangeland
Longpigs Mobile Home
Machine Head The More Things Change...
Muse The Resistance
Muse Simulation Theory
Muse Will of the People
Omnium Gatherum Grey Heavens
Omnium Gatherum Origin
Omnium Gatherum Slasher
Omnium Gatherum Stuck Here on Snakes Way
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost
Paradise Lost Lost Paradise
Paradise Lost Believe In Nothing
Pelican City of Echoes
Porcupine Tree On the Sunday of Life
Ride Carnival of Light
Rishloo Terras Fames
Rosetta The Anaesthete
Royal Blood Royal Blood
Shed Seven Change Giver
Shed Seven Truth Be Told
Shed Seven Instant Pleasures
Shining (NOR) One One One
Soilwork Natural Born Chaos
Soilwork The Panic Broadcast
Soilwork A Predator's Portrait
Soilwork Steelbath Suicide
Soilwork Verkligheten
Soilwork Underworld
Steven Wilson The Future Bites
Steven Wilson The B-Sides Collection
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing
Sylvan Force of Gravity
The Butterfly Effect The Butterfly Effect
The Contortionist Language
The Killers Hot Fuss
The Killers Sam's Town
The National The National
The Pineapple Thief Versions of the Truth
I don't know what's more dull and boring, the cover art or the music.
The Pineapple Thief Abducting the Unicorn
Tim Bowness My Hotel Year
White Lies Ritual

2.5 average
After the Burial In Dreams
Arcade Fire Everything Now
Biffy Clyro Ellipsis
Blackfield Blackfield IV
Born of Osiris The Discovery
Depeche Mode Spirit
Like all post-Wilder albums, there is just something missing about the production. The album
barely contains any memorable hooks or melodies apart from the first track and the attempted
political lyrics are pretty embarrassing. Especially on the lead single and "scum". It seems DM
are just releasing new albums every 4 years so they have some new songs to play while touring. And
most people just want to hear the classics.
Dream Theater The Astonishing
Editors Violence
Editors The Weight of Your Love
Embrace (UK) If You've Never Been
Embrace (UK) Embrace
Fear Factory Digimortal
Fear Factory Transgression
Fear Factory The Industrialist
Fuel Something Like Human
Hurts Surrender
IDLES Ultra Mono
Kid: Can we listen to some punk?
Mom: We already have punk at home
Punk at home:
Karnivool Persona
Menswear Nuisance
Muse The 2nd Law
Muse Drones
Omnium Gatherum Years in Waste
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Ride Tarantula
Royal Blood How Did We Get So Dark?
Shining (NOR) International Blackjazz Society
Soilwork Figure Number Five
Soilwork Stabbing the Drama
Starsailor All This Life
The Contortionist Exoplanet
The Killers Battle Born

2.0 poor
Abominable Putridity The Anomalies of Artificial Origin
dredg Chuckles and Mr. Squeezy
Hurts Desire
Keane Night Train
Lich King Toxic Zombie Onslaught
Limp Bizkit Gold Cobra
Machine Head The Burning Red
Native Construct Quiet World
Soilwork Sworn to a Great Divide
Thallahu Akbar DJihad EP
The Killers Don't Waste Your Wishes
The Killers Day & Age
Veil of Maya The Common Man's Collapse
Veil of Maya Eclipse

1.5 very poor
In Flames Battles
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Machine Head Supercharger
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus
KILL A COP COP KILL A COP KILL KILL KILL A COP KILL A COP COP KILL A COP KILL KILL KILL A COP KILL
A COP COP KILL A COP KILL KILL KILL A COP
Pink Guy Pink Season
Pink Guy PINK GUY
Shining (NOR) Animal
Structures Divided By
Thirty Seconds to Mars 30 Seconds To Mars
Volumes Via
Zierler ESC
Take Devin Townsend, remove all remotely fun or interesting bits, raise obnoxiousness tenfold
(don't forget to remove all traces of salf-awareness) and you get this album, which basically
represnts everything wrong wih progressive music. Special mention has to go to the track "No
Chorus", which is probably the single worst prog metal song I ever heard, especially if you watch
the official lyric video on YouTube which looks like it was made with Windows Movie Maker. And the
lyrics are basically masturbatory babble about how progressive music is so much better because it
doesn't follow the norms and that society's idea of 'normal' is made up nonsense. And did I
mention that the song's chorus is literally "This song has no chorus"? I mean wow. I can't believe
Scar Symmetry Guitarist took a part in this.

1.0 awful
Abominable Putridity In the End of Human Existence
AJR The Click
Emmure Felony
Karnivool Karnivool
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary
Nickelback Dark Horse
Thirty Seconds to Mars This Is War
Thirty Seconds to Mars A Beautiful Lie
Thirty Seconds to Mars Love Lust Faith + Dreams
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