| 5.0 classic |
| Alice in Chains Dirt |
| The feelings on this album are pretty real tbh. Layne was clearly an intelligent, kindred spirit and oh my god cantrell riffs as hard as IOMMI it's true |
| Bjork Homogenic |
| Objectively perfect vocalist. Give this a listen if you like weird music. |
| Boards of Canada Geogaddi |
| Delicious mind candy for anyone who has one that's open |
| Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children |
| Boards of Canada are the only band I've come across that I can describe as having an element of actual life to their sound. It's hard to express what they're truly capable of. |
| Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks |
| Breathtaking listen. This actually probably does have the best lyrics ever |
| Budgie Never Turn Your Back on a Friend |
| Wanna hear the best sound ever? Bass chords in powdered milk like what does that mean anything? |
| Camel Moonmadness |
| Check this after Rush cause it's less hard and sounds even better most of the time. Camel doesn't have the best lyrics tho. Don't kid yourself into thinking that matters. |
| Camel The Snow Goose |
| Dude lol like how good is this instrumental prog album? |
| Camel Mirage |
| Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um |
| Nice jazz that obviously has better musicianship then u can do lololol. Mingus is obviously pretty good |
| Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady |
| Dude did you know this totally rules? Like holy shit you need some Mingus in your Life. |
| Coroner No More Color |
| Cynic Focus |
| Intelligent open-minded metal made by a bunch of fags. Guys this sucks hard why'd they stop riffin. M/ check textures fags it doesn't riff |
| David Bowie Low |
| Dude I hope u know why this is the best thing I've ever heard. Like 2sides pop side, weird side cool. Sick these pop songs are groovy and fun wait no nvm heard side 2 fuck guess I'm sad now this sucks |
| David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars |
| Death Human |
| Dude I fucking clearly like this album for reasons! Mainly cause the drums are impossible |
| Deep Purple Made in Japan |
| Best live album ever released in the Hard rock genre. These guys fucking hated each other so much when this came out and it shows in how much effort Ritchie puts into outperforming John Lord. What a fucking Cunt!! |
| Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech |
| JAM AND WATCH THE OCEAN! it is aesthetically pleasing and I love it |
| Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me |
| OMG I saw J mascis play Sludgefeast at Pemberton motherfucker. Bet you didn't know that. It was true. We noticed WAYNE COYNE was at the side of the stage checkin that shit out HARD. Bro do u even understand NOISE ROCK???? 5'd cause Objectively on par with Daydream Nation |
| Electric Wizard Dopethrone |
| Dude I'm really sorry but it's actually so saddening to me that real life drug addicts can't enjoy this album. It was clearly made for them 100%. So fucking slow, AND the production makes it so clear how fucking incredible each riff actually is. FUCK. Do losers even smoke weed? |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada |
| Yeah this is good. Really good, like the political spoken word sample manages to be incredible, hilarious And extremely deppressing all at once. |
| Gorguts Obscura |
| Literally all I know a out this song is that it rules. Mang u should check, this songs called stream of consciousness bullshit hard. Dude where's ur 5? |
| Herbie Hancock Head Hunters |
| Iced Earth Night of the Stormrider |
| Fans of any media released in the fantasy genre will probably get a kick out of this. Makes me wanna go on an ADVENTURE |
| Jeff Buckley Grace |
| Has anybody ever heard a better vocalist?? I'm actually asking cause I would be DOWN AS FUCK! |
| Jethro Tull Aqualung |
| If you've somehow avoided the title track your whole life, Listen to it again cause it's perfect, then finish the album |
| John Coltrane A Love Supreme |
| Prob best Jazz ever. I don't think I've ever heard a more immaculate drum Performance. AIDZ knows, why don't you? |
| Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny |
| Rules and Vitim of CHANGEEES M/ hardest of all time what the fuck were these guys up to they clearly used to be awesome. |
| King Crimson Red |
| Check starless OMG HOW DID THEY MAKE THAAAAATTT?? Life experience and intelligence clearly. Shut up plebs everybody knows 70s prog is objectivelly the best genre fuck off hard you bastards. Sounds like I disappeared into the night, left my body and came back a better person. Are u guys learning how to jam yet M/ |
| Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley |
| Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy |
| Love Forever Changes |
| Massive Attack Mezzanine |
| Should jam when really inspired. You'll notice all of the attention to detail put into shit like the Guitar in the incredible midsection of Angel, that song transcendes the universe. HOLY FUCK |
| Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good! |
| Best album ever. You guys should chill with me and explain to me why this is the most retarded thing ever |
| Miles Davis Kind of Blue |
| Do you like jazz? You will if you decide to jam this |
| Neil Young Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere |
| If you thing Neil young played bad solos you are a fucking idiot. Jam this and learn. Also RUSH tbh |
| Neil Young Live at Massey Hall 1971 |
| Nick Drake Five Leaves Left |
| Beautiful folk music that tragically missed it's audience when it was released in the 60's |
| Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse |
| Mikael had his issues and knew how to create storytelling through songcraft. That's why Opeth is clearly not un-metal. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKED check JAMIETWORT furcks sput's shit |
| Opeth Still Life |
| Fuck, dude you probably took aspects of this bands sound seriously. The fuck? |
| Pink Floyd Animals |
| This is probably the actual best Floyd if you're an analytical thinker |
| Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here |
| Dude clearly objectively rules. Wtf u prob do drugs |
| Portishead Dummy |
| Dude have you ever tried this album? It is pretty sick |
| Radiohead In Rainbows |
| Radiohead Kid A |
| Rules HARDer and I know why. Omg new Radiohead guys wtf HYPE |
| Radiohead OK Computer |
| Rush Permanent Waves |
| Rush Hemispheres |
| Hey have you heard how great this is? I have and omg the drums fuckin rule |
| Rush A Farewell to Kings |
| Dude what better than hemispheres lol I can't believe it cause hemispheres obv has better musicianship hahahaha |
| Sonic Youth Daydream Nation |
| Ok this has some of the best guitarwork, Poetry, and songwriting of all time |
| Soundgarden Badmotorfinger |
| Television Marquee Moon |
| The Beatles Abbey Road |
| Are you stupid? I know music and this album clearly couldn't sound any better |
| The Doors Strange Days |
| Psychadelia beautifully captured and released by the most underrated musicians of the 60's. Also Jim does in fact have the best voice I've ever heard. |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland |
| DUDE guess why I cited some dumb artsy video game for this album, like it's true |
| The Who Quadrophenia |
| Kicks ass HARD. If there's any hard rock album that should be required listening for youth, this is it. The BASS AND DRUM performances on this are better than anything you've ever played. HARD ROCK FACT OF 100% uncut truth tard |
| The Zombies Odessey and Oracle |
| Like the Beatles? This is that but way more intelligent. Much more proficient musicianship as well. |
| Tool Lateralus |
| If you understand this album, it will take you places |
| Tool Ænima |
| Tool are a band that always know exactly what they're doing and why. This masterpiece is proof. |
| Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) |
| DUDE METHOD MAN SPITS SO FUCKING HARD IN METHOD MAN ITS LIKE HOW ARE YOU SO ON POINT BRO??????? |
| Yes Close to the Edge |
| Objective musical genious. Fuck off if you can't understand that. I dig the steven wilson remaster a lot |
| 4.5 superb |
| Alice in Chains Jar of Flies |
| Album has feels that are more real than dirt tbh. Some of the most honest bass playing ever fuck do u have a good reason for not checking rotten apple? Probably not tbh |
| Alice in Chains MTV Unplugged |
| This band is clearly not bad live. would recommend |
| Anacrusis Manic Impressions |
| Atheist Unquestionable Presence |
| Black Sabbath Master of Reality |
| Best low end of all time. Dude when you jam this remember the release dater |
| Black Sabbath Paranoid |
| Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath |
| Black Sabbath Black Sabbath |
| Camel Camel |
| Carnivore Retaliation |
| Dude hilarious album omg can't get enough of how good it is. Check KILL |
| Chicago Chicago II |
| Chicago Chicago Transit Authority |
| DUUUUUDE my dad's favorite band is actually good as fuck who knew |
| Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence |
| Coroner Mental Vortex |
| DUDE THIS IS THE BEST THRASH!!!!! check hard Coroner never gets old |
| Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young Deja Vu |
| The opener will open your mind. Because it's perfect in every way |
| Daft Punk Alive 2007 |
| David Bowie Station to Station |
| Album is cool And you should probably listen to much more David Bowie. |
| David Bowie "Heroes" |
| Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables |
| Dead Meadow Dead Meadow |
| Death The Sound of Perseverance |
| Death Symbolic |
| Dude this album is very trippy, the songwriter rules and is beautiful. Dude not 5 |
| Death Individual Thought Patterns |
| Deep Purple Deep Purple In Rock |
| Riffs hard and strong. OK Ritchie bud please shut the fuck up I think we get the point |
| Devin Townsend Terria |
| Devin Townsend is a cool Canadian BASTARD with a very open mind on pretty much all facets of life. You should probs give Ocean Machine a listen first but this is one seriously gargantuan album. M/ |
| Devin Townsend Infinity |
| Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction |
| Devin Townsend Project Addicted |
| Diamond Head Lightning to the Nations |
| DJ Shadow Endtroducing..... |
| Hey guys check out these BEATS!!!! THEY RUUUULE!!!! this came out in 96. Fuck modern EDM hard that shit's garbage and you know it. |
| Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory |
| Elder (USA-MA) Lore |
| Elliott Smith Either/Or |
| Hey guys. I found the FEELZZ. They're in this fucker bitch |
| Failure Fantastic Planet |
| THIS ONE TOO. WOW GUYS. THE 90's Were clearly an extremely fruitful period for music. OMG |
| Faith No More Angel Dust |
| I don't understand Mike Patton but he has a hilariously good vocal range and this album is always a good time. |
| Fleetwood Mac Rumours |
| Fleetwood Mac Then Play On |
| Foo Fighters Foo Fighters |
| Album is legit. Kurt died so Dave Grohl went off to record this whole thing alone. You should obviously listen to this if you dig any of this band's later (Inferior) work. |
| Frank Zappa Hot Rats |
| Funkadelic Maggot Brain |
| Genesis Selling England by the Pound |
| Genesis The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞ |
| Hawkwind Warrior on the Edge of Time |
| Heathen Victims of Deception |
| Husker Du Zen Arcade |
| Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast |
| Iron Maiden Live After Death |
| Iron Maiden Powerslave |
| Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick |
| John Coltrane Giant Steps |
| Joni Mitchell Blue |
| Dude is Joni Mitchell even good like she clearly doesn't know how to thrash |
| Judas Priest Stained Class |
| Kamasi Washington The Epic |
| Modern jazz (2015) that sounds way fuckin better than your favorite album probably. |
| Kashiwa Daisuke Program Music I |
| King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King |
| Kyuss Blues for the Red Sun |
| Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II |
| Mahavishnu Orchestra The Inner Mounting Flame |
| Marvin Gaye What's Going On |
| Meat Puppets Meat Puppets II |
| Great consistently fast and true cow-punk. You need to hear this. |
| Megadeth Rust in Peace |
| Not only does this album have the hardest riffs ever. It out riffs every other album that does. Seriously though it's retarded how well these songs are written MUSICALLY M/M/M/M/ |
| Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying? |
| Metallica Ride the Lightning |
| Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime |
| Weird as fuck. There are 43 immaculate songs on this. |
| Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica |
| Morphine Cure for Pain |
| My Bloody Valentine Loveless |
| Nas Illmatic |
| Neil Young After the Gold Rush |
| Neil Young Harvest |
| Neurosis Through Silver in Blood |
| Nick Drake Pink Moon |
| Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral |
| Nine Inch Nails The Fragile |
| Nirvana In Utero |
| Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York |
| Opeth Blackwater Park |
| Opeth Ghost Reveries |
| Opeth Orchid |
| Overkill The Years of Decay |
| DUDE WHAT. THIS RUUUULES!!!! The years of decay holy fuck, M/ |
| Pink Floyd Meddle |
| Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon |
| LOLOL sorry felix the two albums that followed this were better man. Especially Animals |
| Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii |
| Pond (AUS) Beard, Wives, Denim |
| Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream |
| Porcupine Tree The Sky Moves Sideways |
| Dude wanna trip out for a bit? Throw this on, it's very good |
| Portishead Portishead |
| Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese |
| Dude Jerry was a Race car Driver like what's goin on there |
| Queen A Night at the Opera |
| Queen Greatest Hits I & II |
| Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf |
| Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork |
| Radiohead Amnesiac |
| Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik |
| Renaissance Scheherazade and Other Stories |
| Rory Gallagher Irish Tour '74 |
| Rush Clockwork Angels |
| Rush Signals |
| Rush Moving Pictures |
| Rush 2112 |
| Rush Grace Under Pressure |
| Saint Vitus Born Too Late |
| Dude, who's down to get SMASHED to some virusß itz tro |
| Shpongle Tales of the Inexpressible |
| If you think you understand what trippy music is. You don't. Listen to this!!! HARD |
| Soundgarden Superunknown |
| Steely Dan Aja |
| Steve Hackett Voyage of the Acolyte |
| Steve Hackett Spectral Mornings |
| Strapping Young Lad Alien |
| Strapping Young Lad City |
| Swollen Members Balance |
| Guys check this hard. Madchild is prob the best white rapper out there. rHard 5 tbh REAAAALY NEEDS a review. ADAM dude u can freestyle and write, WHAT? dude it's perfect |
| Talking Heads Remain in Light |
| Tame Impala Lonerism |
| Testament The Gathering |
| The Beach Boys Pet Sounds |
| The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band |
| The most thoroughly psychadelic thing I've ever heard. Such a diverse combination of rediculous influences culminating in like the most confusing shitshow of an album ever M/ this rules hard are u dumb |
| The Beatles Rubber Soul |
| The Beatles Revolver |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine |
| The Doors L.A. Woman |
| The Doors The Doors |
| The Flaming Lips The Soft Bulletin |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced |
| The Kinks Arthur (Or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire) |
| The Mothers of Invention Freak Out! |
| The Mothers of Invention We're Only in It for the Money |
| The Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers |
| The Roots Things Fall Apart |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream |
| The Smiths The Queen Is Dead |
| Dude morrisey is a great lyricist who is always intentionally hilarious. Also has heroin bass playing M/ |
| The Stooges Fun House |
| The Who Who's Next |
| The Who Live at Leeds |
| Tiamat Wildhoney |
| The only thing I can truely call psychedelic metal. I can't believe how good the guitar solos are and fuck the 2nd half of this DOESNT EVEN RIFFF m/ |
| Tool 10,000 Days |
| Obviously rules a bit harder than should be acceptable cause it was made by TOOL |
| Ulver Perdition City |
| Voivod Dimension Hatröss |
| Dude Sci-fi METAL gets no better than this shit right here. Trippy as fuck |
| Voivod Nothingface |
| Wipers Youth of America |
| Prob the best driving music I've ever laid my ears on. This has attitude, energy and is insanely well- thought out oh my god BEST POST PUNK?????? |
