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Average Rating: 3.61
Rating Variance: 0.59
Objectivity Score: 73%
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5.0 classic
At the Gates Gardens of Grief
Can Tago Mago
Dolorian Voidwards

4.5 superb
!T.O.O.H.! Order and Punishment
Ampere All Our Tomorrows End Today
Aspid Extravasation
Atheist Piece of Time
Black Sabbath Paranoid
More progressive metal than a lot of things being labeled progressive metal, these are definitely some impressive pieces of early metal, thanks in part to Toni Iommi and Bill Ward being inspired by jazz music. Still an album that is hardly matched to this day.
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Can Soundtracks
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion
Christian Death Only Theatre of Pain
So fucking unreal and I love it. One of my top 5 favorite 80's albums.
Coroner No More Color
Can't tell if she's crying because she can't handle all these riffs or if her face is melting off from them.
Dag Nasty Can I Say
Death Leprosy
Demilich Nespithe
Godflesh Streetcleaner
Infernal Majesty None Shall Defy
King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic
Maneige Les Porches
Ralph Towner Solstice
Rapeman Two Nuns and a Pack Mule
Septicflesh Mystic Places of Dawn
If it wasn't for the Nintendo 64 production on some of these songs I'd consider it the rgreatest death (doom) metal album ever.rRegardless, it's an amazing and beautiful death metal album.
The Jesus Lizard Goat
Nine songs so distinctive it makes a lot of prog rock and experimental bands look as diverse as Deicide. What's better is the Duane Denison's jagged blues playing, Mac McNeily's hard hits and oddball drumming, David Sims driving and catchy bass riffs, and David Yow's angular and frantic yells and mumbles, which makes this stuff sound like a soundtrack to the most relentless and unsettling crime organization in the world. In simple terms, it's eerie, WTF?, awesome, and there nothing quite like it out there. rI should mention too: Duane Denison is so far my second favorite guitarist of all time.
The Jesus Lizard Liar
The Jesus Lizard Head
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
I have yet to find any melodic hardcore/post-hardcore bands pull off thrash riffs as impressive as this.rClosest I've heard tho was Life But How To Live It.
Voivod Killing Technology

4.0 excellent
!T.O.O.H.! Pod Vladou Bice
Amon Duul II Yeti
Anglagard Viljans Oga
At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Avantdale Bowling Club Avantdale Bowling Club
Band of Susans Love Agenda
Big Black Songs About Fucking
Bill Evans Portrait in Jazz
Bill Evans Everybody Digs Bill Evans
Blackfeather At The Mountain of Madness
Bolt Thrower Realm of Chaos
Can Ege Bamyasi
Can Monster Movie
Can Future Days
Captain Beyond Captain Beyond
Carnivore Carnivore
Carnivore Retaliation
Catapilla Changes
Comus First Utterance
Coroner Mental Vortex
Crimson Massacre The Luster of Pandemonium
Cynic Focus
Weird vocals. Weird atmosphere. Weird stuctures. Weird riffs. Most importantly: weirdly
amazing.
Cynic '90 Demo
Eiliff Eiliff
Electrocution Inside the Unreal
Embrace (US) Embrace
Entombed Clandestine
Gnidrolog In Spite of Harry's Toenail
Gorguts Colored Sands
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World
Grant Kirkhope Goldeneye 007: Original Soundtrack
Hatfield And The North Hatfield and the North
Herbie Hancock Empyrean Isles
Human Remains Where Were You When
Invocator Excursion Demise
Is it just me or did this band take several aspects of Exhorder's debut album? The high
frequency production with audible instruments, hearing some death metal riffs in a not-
really-death-metal-but-not-too-far-apart-from-it metal sound, the aggressively busy
drumming, two seven-minute songs, and some slow moments just remind me so much of Slaughter
in the Vatican that I swear it almost sounds like it's Exhorder worship.

What sets it apart though is that the drumming is somewhat more busier and more wtf tempo
changes and time signatures (and at times noticeably too busy), slightly more fast paced,
somewhat melodic, more tremolo picks that at times some riffs sound like they would belong
in black metal, and it seems the vocalist only has two tones: moderate shriek and a high
pitch shriek, but regardless of a few small flaws this is still a fucking impressive,
overlooked tech metal gem.

Oh, and did I mention that Schismatic Injective Therapy has a really awesome wammy-bar-
abuse-hell bit starting at the 5:08 mark and goes on for 42 seconds?
Jackie McLean Destination... Out!
King Crimson Discipline
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?
Melvins Bullhead
Morgion Solinari
Morgion Among Majestic Ruin
NoMeansNo Wrong
Obliveon From This Day Forward
Pentagram Pentagram
Reason to Believe When Reason Sleeps Demons Dance
Repulsion Horrified
Riot Fire Down Under
Sabbat (UK) Dreamweaver
Saint Vitus Born Too Late
Sentenced North from Here
Septicflesh Esoptron
Sepultura Beneath the Remains
Sepultura Schizophrenia
Shora Malval
Soft Machine Third
Solstice (UK) New Dark Age
Stargazer (AUS) A Merging to the Boundless
Suffocation Pierced from Within
Swans Filth
The Chameleons Script of the Bridge
The Cure Faith
The Dave Brubeck Quartet Time Further Out
The House of Usher On The Very Verge
The Stooges Fun House
Tortoise TNT
Voivod Dimension Hatröss
Voivod War and Pain
Wishbone Ash Argus
Yes Close to the Edge
Yes Fragile

3.5 great
Amon Duul II Phallus Dei
Animals As Leaders Animals as Leaders
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Atrocity Todessehnsucht
Between And the Waters Opened
Botch We Are the Romans
Botch American Nervoso
Budgie Never Turn Your Back on a Friend
Can Delay 1968
Candiria Surrealistic Madness
Catharsis Passion
Circa Survive Juturna
Hypnotizing.rAnthony Green's singing as if his balls were kicked too far in really helps.
Coroner Grin
Worst Coroner album, but still very good stuff. There needs to be more progressive/groove metal albums made of cold and unsettling atmosphere like this.
Cos Viva Boma
Cynic Traced in Air
Dug Dugs Smog
Egg The Polite Force
Exhorder The Law
Despite Chris Nail saying it's his favorite, it's got flaws like much other groove metal
albums (pointless chugs and some of Kyles shouts are kinda grating).rHowever, fuck if
I've ever heard drumming and riffworks this good in this style. Not even Coroner's
drummer sounded this good in this style.rSome funky bass here too.

It's honestly one of a few groove metal albums I've ever liked.

rSlaughter in the Vatican is still better.
Flourishing A Momentary Sense of the Immediate World
Foetus Nail
George Benson Give Me The Night
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
Glassjaw Material Control
Godflesh Hymns
Grant Kirkhope Perfect Dark OST
GridLink Longhena
Helmet Strap It On
Hibria Defying the Rules
High Tide Sea Shanties
Human Remains Using Sickness as a Hero
Iniquity Serenadium
King Crimson Lizard
Lvmen Mondo
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood
Night Sun Mournin
Nostromo (CHE) Argue
Pan.Thy.Monium Khaooohs
Pat Metheny Bright Size Life
Pat Metheny Group Pat Metheny Group
Quicksand Slip
Ragnarok (SWE) Ragnarok
Santana Caravanserai
Slayer Show No Mercy
Soda Stereo Dynamo
Soft Machine Volume Two
Solstice (UK) Lamentations
Spermbirds Something To Prove
Spermbirds Common Thread
The Cure Pornography
The Cure Three Imaginary Boys
Thrice Vheissu
Toad (CHE) Toad
Today Is the Day In the Eyes of God
Today Is the Day Willpower
Tortoise Millions Now Living Will Never Die
TOUCH Touch
Type O Negative World Coming Down

3.0 good
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Daughters Daughters
Genesis Trespass
Helmet Meantime
Helmet Aftertaste
Integrity Those Who Fear Tomorrow
Jesu Jesu
King Crimson The Power to Believe
Manfred Mann Chapter Three Manfred Mann Chapter Three (Vol 1)
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Napalm Death Scum
First half: decent stuff brought down by the drum sound. When Harris goes into blast beat overdrive, you can only hear someone sounding constipated and Harris beating the shit out of the drums.rSecond half: the best half of this album and a very good half. One of my favorite production jobs ever. Of course, the music sounds angry too.
Obituary Cause of Death
Pekka Pohjola Harakka Bialoipokku
Rush Signals
Thursday War All the Time

2.5 average
Converge Jane Doe
It's got some neat quirky time signatures and a nice crusty production but I've heard crust punk bands pull shit like this off better and mathcore bands who do much more with different time signatures that don't end up sounding too stretched out.
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Los Jaivas Alturas de Machu Picchu
Lostprophets Start Something
At least now they dropped a lot of the shitty pseudo metal riffs and most of the singles are good. We're still hit with pretty mediocre song writing and a bit of nu metal riffs and it's still far from great.
Lostprophets Liberation Transmission
Surprisingly, as much as I wanna hate this for trying to sound more accessible I actually find this more danceable approach slightly better than their previous album.
Pestilence Spheres
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard
Project 86 Truthless Heroes
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come
Most worthless experimental segments ever. It feels like these guys just wanted to make everyone look in their direction and be like "GAIS LOOK! WE'RE DOING THINGS THAT PUNK BANDS DON'T DO LIKE ELECTRONIC INTERLUDES AND ACOUSTIC SEGMENTS! AREN'T WE SPECIAL?!" It's really a lot of filler, but otherwise most of the actual post-hardcore segments are impressive. Just look at the opening song, "Refused Party Program", and "Shape of Punk To Come".
Rush Moving Pictures
As good as these individual musicians are, they produce some boring rock. Album oriented progressive rock if there's ever a term for it. Kinda hate that guitar tone too. rTom Sawyer, Red Barchetta, and Limelight are an exception though and are classics.

2.0 poor
Apartment 26 Music For The Massive
Prong Carved Into Stone

1.5 very poor
Chimaira The Impossibility of Reason
Solos in a metalcore album?! Liek, no way D:rSeriously, it's gonna take a lot more than that to really impress anyone and those chugs aren't helping either.
Linkin Park Meteora
Linkin Park are actually really good when Brad Delson isn't using the distortion, or actually even playing his guitar at all. Unfortunately that's only like 15% of the time.
Lostprophets The Fake Sound Of Progress
A few good ideas (few jazz licks, Mike's stellar drumming, good production) makes this nu metal album better compared to other nu metal albums.rBut like any other nu metal album with good musicians and interesting ideas it's like eating an Sbarro cheese pizza with parmesan, it only makes it tolerable.
Refused This Just Might Be... The Truth
Septicflesh Communion
Makes me wish they can go back to having shitty production so that they'd be forced again to come up with some interesting song writing like they used to. The only thing noteworthy about this is the keyboards.

1.0 awful
Hawthorne Heights If Only You Were Lonely
I can put Saosin with Cove Reber, Alexisonfire, Project 86, and the like to remember some good childhood things and stuff I learned, this however reminds me about how whiny and self centered I was in high school and at this day and age I just wonder how anyone can really dig something like this or even listen to this in a serious context.
Linkin Park One More Light
I originally wanted to give this .1 stars but after reading what had happened I felt
really sad and decided to bump this to a solid 1 star rating.
Lostprophets Weapons
stOrk stOrk
The Devil Wears Prada With Roots Above and Branches Below
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