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Last Active 05-26-16 12:54 pm
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Average Rating: 3.35
Rating Variance: 0.94
Objectivity Score: 87%
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5.0 classic
Conception State of Deception
Immortal Pure Holocaust
Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights
King Crimson Red
King Diamond Abigail
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath
Savatage Hall of the Mountain King
Tool Lateralus
Tool Fear Inoculum
Wovenhand Refractory Obdurate

4.5 superb
A Tribe Called Quest Midnight Marauders
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury
Blood Incantation Hidden History of the Human Race
Burzum Filosofem
Cradle of Filth Hammer of the Witches
Death Symbolic
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Genesis Foxtrot
Genesis Selling England by the Pound
Ihsahn After
Immolation Here in After
In Flames The Jester Race
King Diamond Conspiracy
King Diamond ''Them''
Lapalux Amnioverse
Leprous Bilateral
Leprous Pitfalls
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Mercyful Fate Melissa
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Portal ION
The Weeknd After Hours
Ulcerate Everything Is Fire
Wovenhand Star Treatment
Wovenhand Silver Sash
Yellow Eyes Rare Field Ceiling

4.0 excellent
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark
Beach House 7
Blood Incantation Starspawn
Blut Aus Nord Memoria Vetusta III - Saturnian Poetry
Blut Aus Nord Hallucinogen
Feels like I'm riding neurons to space. Makes no sense, but it's how I feel.
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Darkthrone Circle the Wagons
Death Leprosy
Enslaved Isa
Enslaved Vertebrae
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Enslaved E
Genesis Nursery Cryme
Genesis A Trick of the Tail
Immolation Dawn of Possession
Immolation Close to a World Below
Immortal Battles in the North
Immortal Blizzard Beasts
Kamelot The Black Halo
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down
S I L E N T H I L L
King Crimson The Power to Believe
King Diamond The Eye
King Diamond Voodoo
King Diamond Give Me Your Soul...Please
Leprous Coal
Leprous Malina
Liturgy Aesthethica
Liturgy The Ark Work
Liturgy H.A.Q.Q.
Mayhem Chimera
Mayhem Ordo ad Chao
Mayhem Esoteric Warfare
crazy science metal. slept on this hard, boys.
Mayhem Daemon
I feel dirty giving this such a high rating, but honestly deserves it (3 spins in). The malice and grandiosity have found its perfect symbiosis. In terms of BM by-the-books, you won't find anything better these days. Everybody is on their A-game, pumping in personality (keyword!) to the proceedings. And that MIX. I love it.
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Ghosteen
Opeth Blackwater Park
Opeth In Cauda Venenum
Santana Santana III
Santana Abraxas
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
Slayer Reign in Blood
Slayer South of Heaven
The Cure Disintegration
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
Ulcerate The Destroyers of All
Ulcerate Shrines of Paralysis
Yes Close to the Edge

3.5 great
Amnesia Scanner Another Life
Black Barrel Last Frontier
Black Barrel Elevate
Blut Aus Nord Ultima Thulee
Burzum Umskiptar
Conception My Dark Symphony
Darkthrone Old Star
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Enslaved Below the Lights
Enslaved Ruun
Enslaved RIITIIR
Enslaved In Times
Esoteric A Pyrrhic Existence
Falls of Rauros Patterns in Mythology
Frank Zappa Hot Rats
Freddie Gibbs and Madlib Bandana
Ihsahn Eremita
Ihsahn Amr
Immolation Majesty and Decay
Immolation Atonement
Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness
Immortal At the Heart of Winter
Immortal Northern Chaos Gods
ISIS Oceanic
ISIS Panopticon
Kate Bush Hounds of Love
King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome
Mayhem Grand Declaration of War
mewithoutYou [Untitled]
Neurosis Honor Found in Decay
Opeth Heritage
Opeth Pale Communion
Ulcerate Vermis
Ulcerate Stare Into Death and Be Still
Ulver The Assassination of Julius Caesar
this is fucken sexy tho
Venom Black Metal
Weyes Blood Titanic Rising

3.0 good
Camel Mirage
Chelsea Wolfe Birth of Violence
Cult of Luna A Dawn to Fear
If you're new to music, you might find something here to 5 over.
Deafheaven Ordinary Corrupt Human Love
Deftones White Pony
sweaty teenage mexican singing about sex kind of vibe.
FKA Twigs Magdalene
Funereal Presence Achatius
Horrendous Anareta
Immortal All Shall Fall
Jambinai ONDA
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Infest the Rats' Nest
Mefitis Emberdawn
Mesarthim Coma Wall
Necrot Blood Offerings
Neurosis Given to the Rising
the moment a flanger effect is pulled out, you know a band is passed its expiry date
No One Knows What The Dead Think No One Knows What The Dead Think
Talk Talk Laughing Stock
Vi Som Alskade Varandra Sa Mycket Det Onda. Det Goda. Det Vackra. Det Fula.
Wilderun Veil of Imagination
"Pre-betrayal" Opeth meets Anathema meets The Princess Bride

2.5 average
Abigail Williams Walk Beyond The Dark
Agalloch The Mantle
Angel Olsen All Mirrors
As I Lay Dying Shaped by Fire
Has more bite than the new Disillusion. That's something.
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion
Chelsea Wolfe Abyss
Chelsea Wolfe Hiss Spun
Counterparts Nothing Left to Love
Deathspell Omega The Furnaces of Palingenesia
People joke about Liturgy but have you all read these guys' lyrics?
Disillusion The Liberation
Songwriting buried under Jari Maenpaa bullshit.
Fit for an Autopsy The Sea of Tragic Beasts
Gorguts Pleiades' Dust
NEW GORGUTS MIX 2016 !! !! 10 HOURS !! !! Best of DISSONANCE
In Mourning Garden of Storms
Insomnium Heart Like a Grave
pretty solid emo record for 2019
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
ISIS In the Absence of Truth
Jimmy Eat World Surviving
JPEGMAFIA All My Heroes Are Cornballs
People saying this about internet culture like it's a good thing.
Kayo Dot Blasphemy
Lana Del Rey Norman Fucking Rockwell!
Lightning Bolt Sonic Citadel
Misthyrming Algleymi
Nile Vile Nilotic Rites
Norma Jean All Hail
Let's not kid ourselves here (4.2 avg).
Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
A Radiohead kind of pleasant but still the musical Ambien that misunderstood "lone souls" put on to cry rthemselves to sleep. Not for me.
Saor Forgotten Paths
Seizures Reverie of the Revolving Diamond
Slipknot We Are Not Your Kind
Soilwork The Living Infinite
Swans The Glowing Man
Tomb Mold Planetary Clairvoyance
Trivium In the Court of the Dragon
Tyler, the Creator IGOR
Voyager uniVers
Zhrine Unortheta

2.0 poor
Abbath Abbath
Abbath Outstrider
In My Kingdom Wack
Borknagar True North
Apparently good vocals are enough.
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
certified "sensitive but a little bad inside" music
Cattle Decapitation Death Atlas
clipping. There Existed an Addiction to Blood
Cloud Rat Pollinator
Dua Lipa Future Nostalgia
Insomnium One for Sorrow
Kanye West Jesus Is King
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
when it's okay to like Coldplay.
Swans Leaving Meaning
Skip-button masterpiece. Everybody liking this because it's Swans and it's respectable.
Taylor Swift Lover
Vektor Terminal Redux
Pretty much a showcase of technical proficiency. But I'm not feeling it otherwise. It's too jittery and emotionally flat.

1.5 very poor
Black Midi Schlagenheim
Burial Young Death/Nightmarket
what a terrible year. first David Bowie, then Prince and Leonard Cohen, and now Burial too
Coldplay Everyday Life
Exhorder Mourn the Southern Skies
Flat, uninspired, and ZERO bite. A quintessential washed up comeback. It's like there are so many things you could do musically even in thrash, but this is what people think of?
Have a Nice Life Sea of Worry
Korn The Nothing
Neurosis and Jarboe Neurosis and Jarboe
Steven Wilson To the Bone
I'm tired of Facebook. Tired of god awful lyrics. I'm tired of Wilson's music, and that includes this album.

1.0 awful
Drake Views
Guided by Voices Bee Thousand
Lingua Ignota Caligula
Oasis Definitely Maybe
Post Malone Hollywood's Bleeding
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