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5.0 classic
A Tribe Called Quest Midnight Marauders
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Big K.R.I.T. 4eva Is a Mighty Long Time
Bilmuri 400LB Back Squat
oops he did it again
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Brand New Science Fiction
Circa Survive Blue Sky Noise
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain
Defeater Empty Days and Sleepless Nights
Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kanye West Late Registration
Kanye West The College Dropout
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Killer Mike R.A.P. Music
letlive. Fake History
Mayday Parade A Lesson In Romantics
Michael Jackson Off the Wall
Michael Jackson Thriller
Misery Signals Controller
Of Machines As If Everything Was Held In Place
OutKast Aquemini
OutKast ATLiens
Pusha T DAYTONA
Had to give this a 5. I can predict this album being one of my favorite albums of all time when I'm old and brittle.
Rain City Drive Beautiful Death
This is greatest album Jonny Craig is featured on, besides DTBM. The R&B -esque sound with a pinch of post-hardcore is a breath of fresh air in the scene. Most tracks resonate with my soul. This album is a cry for help. It's a guide for rebuilding yourself. It's a pact for hope. It's beautiful.
Scarface The Diary
The Roots undun
The Story So Far Under Soil and Dirt
The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation
Third Eye Blind Third Eye Blind
Too Close to Touch Haven't Been Myself
UGK Ridin' Dirty
Underoath Define the Great Line
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
Woe, Is Me Number[s]

4.5 superb
Alive In Standby Dream Status
Ugh. This album is so magical. I can't even articulate this into words. Magical.
Anderson .Paak Malibu
August Burns Red Phantom Anthem
Their last album sucked because they tried to sound mature and progressed. Fuck that shit. All they needed was a banger, like this album.
August Burns Red Messengers (Remixed)
Incredible how a different production style can make this album so much more enjoyable to listen to. Tbh, not sure what all went into this, sound like they may have redone some instruments. The breakdowns are so in your face this go around.
Before Their Eyes Midwest Modesty
Mind boggling. Out of left field, Before Their Eyes drops one of the greatest Post Hardcore albums ever. One of the most artistic albums I have ever heard. The mood is surreal. It's laid back, melodic, math-core edgy. It's incredible.
Being as an Ocean Being As An Ocean
I was blown away at first listen. Being As An Ocean was always a hit and miss band with lots of potential. But this album, they got everything to click. Concocting so many elements from all branches in the genre. Lyrically, one the most intricate and profound albums ever written, stretching deep into philosophy and the most darkest depths of theology.
Big K.R.I.T. ReturnOf4eva
Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion
I regret that it had taken me so long to dive into this! Beautifully modernized reminiscent 80s that was too complex for dreadful radio, cast out for the hipsters to devour. Was not displeased with this sputnik hall of famer.
Empty Hope and The Loss of It
Four Year Strong Go Down In History
Ghost Atlas All Is in Sync...
I used to scratch my head as to why everyone dug this band. This album has definitely changed my
opinion. What it was, is that Coma didn't have the right time frame to display the talent of Ghost
Atlas. All Is In Sync, and There's Nothing Left to Sing truly demonstrates the depths of of this
dude's talent. The album's influence ranges from mainstream radio rock (see:Legs and Badlands) all
the way down to the deepest depths of obscure post hardcore. 4.2
Haste the Day Attack of the Wolf King
Jeff Rosenstock POST-
Kanye West Graduation
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Ling Tosite Sigure Inspiration Is Dead
Miss Fortune A Spark To Believe
No Bragging Rights Cycles
State Champs The Finer Things
The Ghost Inside Returners
Vince Staples Big Fish Theory

4.0 excellent
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals
Ariana Grande Dangerous Woman
Ariana Grande Yours Truly
Bad Rabbits American Love
Bad Rabbits Stick Up Kids
Bullet For My Valentine The Poison
City in the Sea Below the Noise
The older I've gotten, the more I realized how hard it is to find solid metalcore. This album here, is top notch. Technical. heavy, and a strong vocal presence.
Common Be
Daniel Caesar Pilgrim's Paradise
George Clinton Computer Games
Phinehas The Last Word Is Yours to Speak
Well executed metalcore with some insane lyrical imagery that will make you feel like you're in a biblical era. Instrumentally pleasing with great technical guitar placement, and a handful of fun breakdowns that can please anyone.
Sampha Process
under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under under
The Devil Wears Prada Transit Blues
What the hell. I didn't even know this album existed and it's their best one.
The Seeking Yours Forever
The Story So Far What You Don't See
The Wonder Years No Closer to Heaven
Tut Preacher's Son
While She Sleeps This Is the Six
While She Sleeps Brainwashed
Wolves at the Gate Captors

3.5 great
As It Is Okay
OH HELL YES! This is AII on top of their game. Happy Pop-Punk, a touch of gloom, and some experimental stuff on this album. Pretty artistic work.
Attack Attack! Attack Attack!
Attack Attack! Attack Attack! (Deluxe Reissue)
Chiodos Illuminaudio
What a neat little album. I can't believe they let Craig back in when he came crawling back. This is literally the only good album this band has ever made. What a shame, man.
Hail the Sun Secret Wars
Well, since Circa Survive sucks now, I guess I have to look to this band for my fix
Issues Headspace
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds
Kanye West ye
Today I thought about killing you. Probably the coolest intro to an album I have ever heard.
New Found Glory Sticks and Stones
The Ghost Inside Get What You Give

3.0 good
As It Is Never Happy, Ever After
Attack Attack! This Means War
Circa Survive The Amulet
Circa Survive fails to revisit their post-hardcore roots and releases an album that's safe and caters to hipster stoners, as they fade into obscurity, and is destined to just be that band at Coachella that nobody has heard of.
J. Cole 2014 Forest Hills Drive
Cookie-cutter album with some premium quality beats, but not intricate enough to be considered anything better than just 'good.'
Motion City Soundtrack My Dinosaur Life
State Champs Around the World and Back
The Story So Far The Story So Far
Tiny Moving Parts Swell

2.5 average
Attack Attack! Someday Came Suddenly
FKJ French Kiwi Juice
Ugh. Album emits good vibes. unfortunately, vocals and song structure are nowhere to be found.
Justin Timberlake Man of the Woods
One of the most bizarre albums I've ever heard. JT has failed to create anything truly artistic, and the intent was there. In my opinion, this album has three of the best songs Timberlake has ever composed. Midnight Summer Jam, Supplies, and Say Something are truly special, and there is even a concept for the album, but man! EVERYTHING ELSE on the album is some of the most half-assed lackluster rubbish I've heard. Timberlake's decision for ditching modern synth beats and branching out into alternative or folk was a step in the right direction, but the album in its entirety is missing the magic that was found on The 20/20 Experience. However, I am optimistic that his next album will be stronger, if not a potential classic.
Kanye West The Life of Pablo

1.0 awful
A Lot Like Birds DIVISI
Kendrick Lamar DAMN. Collector's Edition
Lol please don't compare Hopsin to Kendrick. One artist has released 3 or 4 classic albums and the other is still living in his bedroom at his parents house writing lyrics about penises.
Logic Everybody
Goddam this poor white boy is confused. Spreading racial division and gay propaganda doesn't make me like this piece of trash he calls an LP any better.
Mannie Fresh The Mind Of Mannie Fresh
Scars on Broadway Dictator
T.I. US or Else: Letter to the System
Viper the Rapper Kill Urself My Man
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