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Album Ratings 71
Objectivity 65%

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Average Rating: 3.80
Rating Variance: 1.44
Objectivity Score: 65%
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5.0 classic
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Bright Eyes Lifted or The Story is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground
Bright Eyes Fevers & Mirrors
Coheed and Cambria Neverender
Company Flow Funcrusher Plus
Elder (USA-PA) Reflect
It's like if Kafka wrote screamo music, I swear to God.
Emery ...In Shallow Seas We Sail
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
mewithoutYou Catch For Us the Foxes
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy
Say Anything In Defense of the Genre
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
Titus Andronicus The Monitor

4.5 superb
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
Converge Axe to Fall
Cursive Mama, I'm Swollen
this album is quirky in a way that only cursive could make sound half-decent, much less pull off with the flair they do
it's not another ugly organ and nowhere near a domestica, but it's definitely a cursive album, and it's definitely worthy of being called one of their best
"What Have I Done" would be worth the $11 alone.
Deerhunter Microcastle
Deerhunter Halcyon Digest
Explosions in the Sky The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place
Manchester Orchestra Mean Everything to Nothing
Mesa Verde The Old Road
mewithoutYou A to B: Life
mewithoutYou It's All Crazy! It's All False! It's All A Dream! It's Alright!
In the first 3 listens here's what happened
First Listen : appalled at the new singsong style; wtf Weiss you took everything good about mewithoutYou and threw it away for your crazed sunday school singalongs
Second Listen: heard the lyrics again; Weiss, you sneaky trickster, you took all those lyrics you had for all those sad songs and put them to happy music! But, still, all these repetitive parts, and all these crazy pop structures? This just isn't you my man, I dunno if I can dig this.
Third Listen: HOLY SHIT WEISS, YOU TOOK EVERYTHING POIGNANT AND POWERFUL ABOUT MWY AND MADE IT HAPPY! THIS RECORD IS EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE, JUST WITHOUT BEING DEPRESSED!
In other words, it's really, really, really excellent.
and fuck the haters for the Christian allusions. He's Christian. Did you really not expect it?
Moving Mountains Pneuma
Moving Mountains Foreword
Everything about this record is absolutely gorgeous, from the tinny melodies and soft, spoken vocals to the explosive walls of sounds and the harsh screams.
It's a shame it's only 36 minutes.
Murder by Death In Bocca Al Lupo
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Prolyphic & Reanimator The Ugly Truth
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come
Taking Back Sunday New Again
The only sad part about this is that new guy is nothing like Fred (who did not suck), and certainly not even close to John.
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
Thrice The Illusion of Safety

4.0 excellent
Arctic Monkeys Who The Fuck Are Arctic Monkeys?
Circa Survive Juturna
Coheed and Cambria The Last Supper: Live At Hammerstein Ballroom
Cynic Traced in Air
Dark Time Sunshine Vessel
Dear and the Headlights Drunk Like Bible Times
Jardin de la Croix Pomeroy
Meneguar Strangers in Our House
Moneen The Red Tree
The Acorn Glory Hope Mountain
This album is growing on me ridiculously quickly. It's folk glory.
The Fall of Troy The Fall of Troy

3.5 great
Circa Survive On Letting Go

3.0 good
Alexisonfire Crisis
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon
Raein Nati da Altri Padri
The Academy Is... Santi
The Fall of Troy Manipulator

2.5 average
Coheed and Cambria No World for Tomorrow
Cursive Such Blinding Stars for Starving Eyes
Cursive The Storms of Early Summer
Glassjaw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols

2.0 poor
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead So Divided
Bloc Party Silent Alarm Remixed
Bright Eyes A Christmas Album
The Blood Brothers Rumors Laid Waste

1.5 very poor
Dr. Acula Below Me
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
The Academy Is... Fast Times at Barrington High
William Control Hate Culture

1.0 awful
Dr. Acula S.L.O.B.
Linkin Park Underground 5.0
Linkin Park In The End: Live & Rare
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