Steven Seagal Songs From the Crystal Cave
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iDontaeCareFAM
March 31st 2024


136 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Is Steven Seagal in this album?

DominionMM1
April 25th 2024


21399 Comments


strut is batshit insane even by steven seagal standards

SomeCallMeTim
April 25th 2024


5096 Comments


oh hell yeah

Typhoon24
May 14th 2024


2544 Comments


incredible

Tomstein
May 14th 2024


578 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Were my RedEye Reviews, Space Ice and Jason Brant fans at?

bellovddd
October 2nd 2024


7395 Comments


Hollywood is a mercurial place where people are sort of . . . a victim of their environment and how the environment changes. Movies that would be timely now, ten years from now would be passé and nobody would be interested in the subjects. All the movies that I have done I have not been in control of. Sometimes there is a contractual situation where you go to the studio and they kind of tell you which ones they want you to do. Be that as it may, I have also been lucky in the sense that I have been able to make environmentally conscientious movies as well as politically conscientious movies. Above the Law (1988) was a politically conscientious movie. On Deadly Ground (1994) was environmentally conscientious, so I want to keep making movies like that which are more geared with a certain entertainment value but also bring people forward into contemplation.

StonedManatee
October 5th 2024


596 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

“Me want the poonani!!!”



And that forever made me gay…

kkarron
March 11th 2025


1738 Comments


like seanbaby said: "At first, I didn't even think the track called "Dance" was a song. I thought it was a recording of a panicked 911 call Steven Seagal made from a sitar store during his fourth bottle of scotch. "

ShadowOfTheCitadel
March 30th 2025


524 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Where IS the Crystal Cave?

Butkuiss
March 30th 2025


8384 Comments


Me wan da poonani



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