Effluence
Pianistic Dismemberment


5.0
classic

Review

by I trust hype on everything that isnt death metal EMERITUS
March 1st, 2025 | 48 replies


Release Date: 02/26/2025 | Tracklist

Review Summary: NO GUITARS ON THIS ALBUM...'CAUSE PIANO ATE EM :[

Matt Stephens makes music for people who are over music but still love it. People who have heard it all. People looking for a sequel to music, if you will. Effluence is just one of the projects he uses to further this vision. It's probably the best one, but they are all pretty great. Pianistic Dismemberment is his fourth fully realized attempt at putting music in a blender and shitting it out after a long, difficult digestion. He used to use guitars, but this time they are gone because the piano ate them. Now its just drums, horns, pianos, and long, drawn out grunts. It's all very cool; brilliant even.

What Matt Stephens understands about extreme music is that it should be funny. Music like this should make you laugh; it is inherently absurd. But that's why it must exist. Too many musicians try to push boundaries by being annoyingly serious about it. Humans are stupid so why should our art be any different? The smartest thing you can do is not care about most things and do stuff that makes you laugh and smile.

Pianistic Dismemberment will make you laugh and smile. There are parts where you will go "hell yeah" because the nasty piano riff gets gnarly and groovy. There are parts that will make you laugh because no one has thought to make something sound like that and then do the next thing it does. There are parts what will make you smile because clearly the man knows exactly what he is doing and is having so much fun doing it. It's all very loud and overwhelming but in a way that will make you happy and perhaps even make you giggle.

If you want to hear music that mostly doesn't sound like other music but in a way that avoids making you roll your eyes while asking yourself how much money this guys parents spent to send him to BRIT School or NYU, then listen to Effluence's new album Pianistic Dismemberment. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You might even fart. And you'll have a great time, which is all you can really ask for anymore.



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Hyperion1001
Emeritus
March 1st 2025


28404 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

what an amazing band



buy it here and support the working man: https://effluence666.bandcamp.com/album/pianistic-dismemberment

Hawks
Contributing Reviewer
March 1st 2025


100895 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

LETS GOOOOO!!!!!!!!

NexCeleris
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2025


1946 Comments

Album Rating: 3.7

Ohh, the rare Hype rev. Nice read, insane alb.

artificialbox
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2025


3455 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

jeez I feel like every time I look this guy has a new release out. this one sounds particularly interesting. will check asap.

Motiv3
March 1st 2025


9342 Comments


Damn a 5, I guess I should check this huh.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
March 1st 2025


28404 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

one of the only music projects that makes me laugh while saying "hell yeah" the whole time.

Hawks
Contributing Reviewer
March 1st 2025


100895 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Thats exactly what I did while jamming this lol. This is my fav Effluence that I've heard so far.

Demon of the Fall
March 1st 2025


37560 Comments


Sarmat is brilliant. This sounds like something

I like the potential of Cecil Taylor x DM fuckery

artificialbox
Staff Reviewer
March 1st 2025


3455 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

lmfao the song names

Hawks
Contributing Reviewer
March 1st 2025


100895 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Sarmat really doesn't do much for me and I was also underwhelmed by Necrobiology but this shit slaps.

brickhed
March 2nd 2025


254 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Never heard of the guy but judging from the insane album art i gotta check it out

Frost15
March 2nd 2025


4211 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I neeed to give this more spins cause I don't know what I just listened tbh. Love this guy's valiant jazzy/chaotic approach while experimenting with instruments, and I'm a huge fan of some his other stuff, but dropping guitars is a bold step, even for him lol.



PS (2 spins afterwards): Ok, this rules. Guy is a genius. Gotta love glitch/jazz/technical/8bit death metal



PS2: Jesus f***** christ man, I can't stop listening to this. What a masterpiece of madness

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
March 2nd 2025


28404 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

like i said in the review its all overwhelming at first but once you lock in to what hes doing and let yourself have a little fun it becomes pure genius.



also very hilarious to feature this thanks sowing you madman

botb
March 3rd 2025


19006 Comments


Had a guy at work rec this to me, sounds super interesting

cylinder
March 3rd 2025


3986 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

perfect review. that first line is so damn true lol

AnEpicDeath
March 3rd 2025


333 Comments


What instrument is doing the distorted guitar/bass guitar-like sounds?

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
March 3rd 2025


28404 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

piano lmao

deathschool
March 3rd 2025


29217 Comments


Hungwy guitaws

BallsToTheWall
March 3rd 2025


52430 Comments


This sounds like something that’s for sure.

BallsToTheWall
March 3rd 2025


52430 Comments


Also, a well
Written, thought provoking read.



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