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| Mastodon Ranking Explained
Because I can't let the wave pass without getting my say in. | 1 | | Mastodon Crack the Skye
It's absolutely batshit crazy, and that's what makes it perfect. The layers of sound in songs like "Ghost of Karelia" is, frankly, astounding. You can listen a hundred times and still hear something you'd never noticed before, opening up a new portal through which to view this behemoth. Swirling organ, distant synthesizer chirps, roaring guitars, and Brann's most psychedelic performance ever make this a labyrinthine journey that stands up to repeated listens like no album before or since. Music on another level. | 2 | | Mastodon Leviathan
An album that brings to life its source material like few others, Leviathan set a new standard for 21st Century metal by fusing propulsive guitar riffs with inventive song structures, all the while holding back the climax until /after/ what seemed the perfect moment to create an even better one. Songs like "Seabeast" and "Megalodon" boil and churn in cut time signatures, while the epic "Hearts Alive" wraps things up through-composed grandeur. | 3 | | Mastodon Remission
Remission absolutely lives up its song titles: a behemoth stomping about and crushing everything in its path; a man on fire cursing his existence, or a legendary monster rising from the deep. It's brilliant, messy, and full of unbridled fury. "March of the Fire Ants" shows no fear as it throws in a major-key rebuttal to its own surging core, while "Mother Puncher" lurches between caustic, slashing guitar lines and half-time songwriting over Brann's tireless double-bass. It's a furious opening statement that would be refined for three albums before Mastodon finally exorcised its ghost and shifted to something new. | 4 | | Mastodon Blood Mountain
Blood Mountain is more tightly executed and better-written than Remission, but the windfall had already been made. Still, the heavy metal playbook went right out the window during the album's first half, during which Mastodon blasts through several tracks that sound amazingly cohesive despite sounding entirely unlike one another. "Sleeping Giant" simmers over rolling guitar arpeggios, in stark contrast to "Crystal Skull," which makes its explosive point with tribal tom-toms and Troy Sanders bellowing lines that insist you ball up your fists and roar along. Things cool down during the second half, as cleaner passages and creepy counterpoint guitar give "This Mortal Soil" and "Siberian Divide" an otherworldly atmosphere. Blood Mountain was, and still is, a tremendous follow-up to Leviathan, and is a worthy cornerstone of any modern metal collection. | 5 | | Mastodon Emperor of Sand
All in all, Emperor of Sand stands as a welcome return to form for the band. Writing within a conceptual framework for the first time in eight years, Mastodon busts out several intricate and fiery chapters of a macabre story while touching upon elements of its previous three albums. The gurgling organ that graced "The Czar" returns during "Roots Remain" and "Jaguar God," while "Andromeda" explores modal composition in a throwback to "Circle of Cycsquatch." Elsewhere, "Show Yourself" and "Ancient Kingdom" continue Mastodon' recent efforts to write something that sticks with you immediately (replay value notwithstanding). It's an album that by design is better as a whole than the sum of its parts, something that hasn't been true since Crack the Skye. | 6 | | Mastodon Call of the Mastodon
Mastodon hadn't quite figured out where they were going here, but among the hastily-assembled songs there are plenty of awesome moments. "Hail to Fire" and "Deep Sea Creature" feature the most searing and cerebral, respectively, pieces of songwriting Mastodon had assembled to this point, though "Welcoming War" and "We Built This Come Death" decidedly lack focus in the writing department as the quintet had yet to really gel. "Battle At Sea" is the most fully-realized song here, and its crescendo from crawling clean guitar to Brann's monstrous drum climax remains of the seminal moments in the band's canon. | 7 | | Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Mastodon did the "radio-friendly" thing better here than on The Hunter, as the wild swings between bruising anthems and laid-back explorations were smoothed out. "The Motherload" and "Asleep In the Deep" show a knack for weaving furious instrumentation with Brann's improving vocals, leading to a handful of truly memorable moments in an album that, unfortunately, often settled for less. | 8 | | Mastodon The Hunter
This happened but I really don't feel like talking much about it. "Curl of the Burl" sounded like a joke song at the time, but at least it was sort of amusing -- unlike the bipolar songwriting in which the band sounded comfortable while meandering along during the title track, and rather uncomfortable trying to be catchy during "Octopus Has No Friends" and "Stargasm." Also, the song titles are universally atrocious. | |
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04.08.17 | Where's OMRTS? | Sevengill
04.08.17 | Fixed it | evilford
04.08.17 | now here's an actual mastodon list
I can get behind this ranking | Relinquished
04.08.17 | for fucks sake | RLWFormula
04.08.17 | I actually really liked 8. Didn't care for 7 at all though tbh | evilford
04.08.17 | also your description of 8 is how I feel about OMRTS | evilford
04.08.17 | at least it's got more than a shred of substance wolfe ¯_(ツ)_/¯ | Sevengill
04.08.17 | Bit the bullet and at least gave a blurb about The Hunter. | evilford
04.08.17 | stargasm is bad yea | Sevengill
04.08.17 | As long as those two are at the bottom I'm happy. | evilford
04.08.17 | 1-6 is prob dead on what I'd say
I'd go 12345687 | Hawks
04.08.17 | 2
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04.08.17 | Mastodon explains the end of evangelion | AngryLittleAlchemist
04.08.17 | I thought Blood Mountain was your favorite gilligan?
| Sevengill
04.08.17 | I have a soft spot for it because it was my first. The top 4 really aren't far apart. | Sevengill
04.08.17 | "Mastodon explains the end of evangelion"
Behemoth made an even better album right after it | AngryLittleAlchemist
04.08.17 | nice list m/ | FullOfSounds
04.08.17 | Leviathan > Remission > Crack the Skye > Emperor of Sand
Need to listen to Blood Mountain and not gonna bother with the rest | evilford
04.08.17 | good idea | ScuroFantasma
04.08.17 | Yep pretty much this ranking. Haven't heard remission or 6 yet, but otherwise agreed. Might personally put BM above Leviathan but it's close. | evilford
04.08.17 | remission is great man check it ardh | ScuroFantasma
04.08.17 | Will do, people seem to really love it | rodrigo90
04.08.17 | Sevengill: I was talking about the anime, but anyway... | 0GuyMan0
04.08.17 | I don't understand the hate for the Hunter. I get that its a bipolar motherfucker with a dud or two, and Curl of the Burl is dumb fun, but Once More Round the Sun made me appreciate Hunter so fucking much. I adore Brann, but he is really going for an Ozzy thing and the pop tendencies of OMRTS really gnawed at my ears. Meanwhile the Hunter has some serious bangers, and I contend that Dry Bone Valley is one of their best. | Sevengill
04.08.17 | DBV is pretty good, and the album is objectively better than Once More. But that dropoff from CtS is so jarring that I just really loathe the album as a whole. | evilford
04.08.17 | " the album is objectively better than Once More"
agreed | 0GuyMan0
04.09.17 | I agree 100%. T/T is one of my favorite Masto-jams. And while Curl of the Burl is dumb as balls, it is still distinctly Mastodon. Meanwhile, The Motherload is ultra cringeworthy. | hasan
04.09.17 | mastadon a good heavy hitting band I like them | EphemeralEternity
04.09.17 | mastodon are a progressive sludge metal band formed in Atlanta, Georgia in 2000. | evilford
04.09.17 | Copy paste ftw | Sevengill
04.09.17 | What are mustard seeds. Mustardon is made from /mustard/ seeds. Good lord! | Casavir
02.08.18 | I'd honestly put Blood Mountain over Remission for both being cohesive and having a lot of variety at the same time. | DinosaurJones
02.08.18 | But what about Cold Dark Place? I know it's an EP, but I thought it was pretty damn great. | DarkSideOfLucca
02.08.18 | Switch 3 and 4 and we have the same ranking m/ | Sevengill
02.08.18 | yeah I'd actually put Blood Mountain at 3 in retrospect.
Cold Dark Place doesn't deserve to be on this list. | Sabrutin
02.08.18 | Sweet list! A bit too harsh on The Hunter though imo. Have you checked the bonus tracks? Deathbound sounds more like older Mastodon | pjquinones747
02.08.18 | Mostly agreed on this one. Crack the Skye will probably never be topped. | Sevengill
02.09.18 | I don't consider bonus tracks to be part of the album but yeah that was a step in the right direction. The Hunter was a bad time for me as my heroes became mortal. | Casavir
02.09.18 | The Hunter is an inconsistent and incoherent mess a lot of the time. | Keyblade
02.09.18 | 8 is 1, 1 is 2...rest are wack | Sevengill
02.09.18 | you're weird |
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