Manatea
06.10.24 | Lfgggggggg |
Hawks
06.10.24 | Multiple bans incoming I'm sure. |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.10.24 | manatea lover of horrible puns and masochistic verbiage |
Manatea
06.10.24 | ^truth not a roast
Also i think we managed to avoid any bans last year so going for that again |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.10.24 | roasts have to be lies? |
Manatea
06.10.24 | Valid
You get an automatic entry for being the first one |
pizzamachine
06.10.24 | Manatea the only person on Earth to be roasted by a pizza machine and then ask for seconds |
someone
06.10.24 | Manatea seems like the kind of guy who'd call drinking tea a hobby. |
bighubbabuddha
06.10.24 | Manatea, you are a Walrus reject |
budgie
06.10.24 | oh theres a manatee in a cup of tea thats cute |
bighubbabuddha
06.10.24 | Also, Smok, headless chickens are smarter than you |
budgie
06.10.24 | hey budda the man said no offensive language |
bighubbabuddha
06.10.24 | sorry budge :[ |
bighubbabuddha
06.10.24 | i'll cook Smok a gyro donor kebab with hot honey and dirty mayonaise as an apology |
Manatea
06.10.24 | Off to a good start.
I need pots to show up |
PitchforkArms
06.10.24 | YoYo has never listened to Thriller |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.10.24 | every last bigbuddha comment on vapid indie thread X or corny metal album Y is underpinned by a shoutbox-bound cesspool of bog-standard toilet humour, naked projections of his physical shortcomings, and needy spotlightings of his dimestore online music starter-5s — it speaks volumes that i still can't decide which side is a bigger waste of my attention span. guy fingerpoints me as a virgin as though my buddhist gf wouldn't be sniggering over my shoulder at that woefully misappropriated username the instant i became inconsiderate enough to get her to make the same mistake
manatea you will be one of the good guys this year *or else*!!!! |
DoofDoof
06.10.24 | that mug was full of pure, clear water before manatea unleashed his bum gravy |
bighubbabuddha
06.10.24 | ahh Johnny, you laud your music taste as if it were some sort of profound, "unique" synthesis of higher truth.. a winning, sonic lottery that us mere mortals should respect as Gospel. You carefully place some meme 4.9 ratings in to try trick us into thinking that you don't take this endeavour as seriously as you do but when we peel past the veneer it is obvious that what you see as the painting of a revelation (your ratings) is actually nothing more than a convoluted mirage of egoic bullsh&t painted gold |
Ryus
06.10.24 | ryus likes bad music |
Mort.
06.10.24 | we all like bad music |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.10.24 | lol my ratings page does indeed contain my music opinions and no i would not enjoy it if you tried to imitate them |
AsleepInTheBack
06.10.24 | bad music likes us too |
AsleepInTheBack
06.10.24 | fucking Johnny I wanted my comment to be all cute next to Ryus and Mort you bitch |
AsleepInTheBack
06.10.24 | Thanks Johnny |
Mort.
06.10.24 | 'guy fingerpoints me as a virgin as though my buddhist gf wouldn't be sniggering over my shoulder at that woefully misappropriated username the instant i became inconsiderate enough to get her to make the same mistake'
no joke i lost my virginity the week i got banned from sputnik back in like 2016 |
ArsMoriendi
06.10.24 | Mmmm hope it’s roast lamb |
bighubbabuddha
06.10.24 | johhny: "no i would not enjoy it if you tried to imitate them" i just listen to music i enjoy, vapid and corny so be it, i'm not here to develop a musical holier-than-thou complex so won't need you as a guide |
Mort.
06.10.24 | salt |
bellovddd
06.10.24 | pizzamachine is made from lactose free cheese |
JesperL
06.10.24 | belovddd has three ds in his name because he has a huge diohwait we are supposed to roast people oops |
JayEnder
06.10.24 | Manatea more like Manapee
Hawks more like sucks Cawks
belovddd more like unlovddd
someone more like noone
JesperL more like... well actually that's fitting bc all you take are L's
Mort. more like Dork.
AsleepInTheBack more like AsleepInYourAss
DoofDoof more like Doofus
JohnnyoftheWell more like JohnnyoftheSmell
PitchforkArms more like BitchforkArms
budgie more like pudgie lol fatty |
YoYoMancuso
06.10.24 | PitchforkArms is lying to all of you, this bitch has had human arms the entire time |
DoofDoof
06.10.24 | JayEnder more like DoubleEnder |
pizzamachine
06.10.24 | JayEnder moar liek GayBender |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.10.24 | jayender more like hey jay bend over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.10.24 | LMAO |
JayEnder
06.10.24 | YoYoMancuso more like NoNoManpooso |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.10.24 | "i'm not here to develop a musical holier-than-thou complex so won't need you as a guide"
will believe this the moment you stop whinging for every user with even a whiff of their own brand to rate your 5s |
budgie
06.10.24 | "
budgie more like pudgie lol fatty
what the hell man? |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.10.24 | explains the butt n boobs |
ArsMoriendi
06.11.24 | Smok’s taste is so bad, I’d rather recommend an album to Colton |
budgie
06.11.24 | id rather you not recommend anything at all! hah! schwing baby! |
budgie
06.11.24 | sorry ars i didnt mean it |
ArsMoriendi
06.11.24 | DW I’m a good sport
Unlike when I goof on you for pretending to be from France |
budgie
06.11.24 | im not good enough to b french. i am a fake |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.11.24 | ars' taste is so bad he literally has arse in his name |
Butkuiss
06.11.24 | Bellovddd actually has a Death Magnetic tattoo. This isn’t even a roast, just a fact I cannot believe. |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.11.24 | huh, where? and why would you know its mid left buttock? |
Butkuiss
06.11.24 | They call him JohnnyoftheWell because every second sentence of his starts with “Well, actually…” |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.11.24 | that's just mathematics boio, where's the roast in that? |
bellovddd
06.11.24 | johnny wishes he could produce like will putney thats why he always gets so upset when Will drops a banger of a production job |
MetalMarcJK
06.11.24 | TrollSmok, I thought you’d have put more people on blast. You never continue to amaze me. |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.11.24 | smok is not a meanie i am insulted |
budgie
06.11.24 | smok rein it in man you are clobbering these fools its a fuckin bloodbath |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.11.24 | even i don't hate metalcore enough to produce it will putney-style |
bellovddd
06.11.24 | lmao. fair play johnny. |
garas
06.11.24 | > Smok’s taste is so bad, I’d rather recommend an album to Colton
Ugh.
But do you remember to Alex? That guy had the most abysmal ratings ever. |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.11.24 | JAlex had one of the only good ballots on the site when y'all voted for the users' decade list ngl |
zakalwe
06.11.24 | Y’all
|
PitchforkArms
06.11.24 | YoYo plays his guitar upside down |
PitchforkArms
06.11.24 | Jay fucking flamed me.... |
Avagantamos
06.11.24 | cyclotron's favorite subatomic particle is an electron, what a clown |
lols
06.11.24 | how you call yourself doofdoof when the only party you’re gonna attend is a 60th |
tectactoe
06.11.24 | well this is exciting |
FowlKrietzsche
06.12.24 | tectactoe more like tectachoe lol |
Butkuiss
06.12.24 | Fowl believes substance dualism is an empirically defensible proposition |
FowlKrietzsche
06.12.24 | Wowwwwww spoken like a panpsychist |
MetalMarcJK
06.12.24 | When will this be on Comedy Central? |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.13.24 | lols is remarkably unfunny |
Jurtz
06.13.24 | Smok craves attention. Positive or negative does not matter. |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.13.24 | jurtz is weirdly obsessed with smok
clearly jealous of his magnetic personality |
Jurtz
06.13.24 | Smok wishes that someone was weirdly obsessed with him. |
budgie
06.13.24 | i am |
pizzamachine
06.13.24 | budgie is a cunt |
budgie
06.13.24 | I WANT TO BE EXCLUDED |
Christbait
06.13.24 | Johnny is the human manifestation of 🤓
Actually, amend that, all y'all are. Peace and god bless. |
bighubbabuddha
06.13.24 | i am also weirdly obsessed with Smok. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.13.24 | Sup cunts |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.13.24 | as a matter of fact im also weirdly obsessed with myself
where is your god now jurtz |
Jurtz
06.14.24 | I can't say I'm surprised! |
Butkuiss
06.14.24 | If Christbait had a slightly larger vocabulary people might think he was a KILL alt. |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.14.24 | buttkiss...decided to call himself butt kiss |
Flugmorph
06.14.24 | This is a music website. |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.14.24 | FLUG IS A PARTY POOPER!!! |
Colton
06.14.24 | buttkiss has only above average biceps and his entire identity is hinged on the lie that they’re bigger than that |
Mort.
06.14.24 | i swear ive seen you weirdly talking about how much you lift pretty often |
bighubbabuddha
06.14.24 | Colton gyms obsessively to make up for a cripplingly low self-esteem caused by his micropenis |
Colton
06.14.24 | ^ |
Colton
06.14.24 | most of johnny and mort’s presence on the site revolves around me and it’s cute |
Flugmorph
06.14.24 | damn really? i thought they were all about meeeeeeee
damn |
Jurtz
06.14.24 | Gymbros cannot shut up about the gym, it's like a cult
Yes, you lift, congratulations, would you like a medal? |
Colton
06.14.24 | honestly yeah do you have one? |
Spec
06.14.24 | Gym culture is fucking lame. Just because I lift weights at home shouldn’t exclude me from the cool table. |
Colton
06.14.24 | it doesn’t |
budgie
06.14.24 | YOU ARENT COOL SPEC!! just give it up!!!! |
Mort.
06.14.24 | 'most of johnny and mort’s presence on the site revolves around me and it’s cute'
bro i barely interact with you but thats cute you think that |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.14.24 | >most of johnny and mort’s presence on the site revolves around me and it’s cute
this is the weirdest kind of flex/roast and yet thinking about it quite impressive thing to be able to say |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.14.24 | >Yes, you lift, congratulations, would you like a medal?
uhhh yea that...that is what a lot of them are wanting |
budgie
06.14.24 | johnny have a crush on colts 😊😊😊 |
bighubbabuddha
06.14.24 | Smok: it took me about 6 months but I eventually realised that Smok's music taste is genuine and not some sort of terrible joke.
He churns through albums in his parent's basement, presumably unemployed, writing a sentence of bull with each listen. He is as close to a human Gollum this community has. |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.14.24 | is that me talking to myself or are u emphasizing the smok'iness |
bighubbabuddha
06.14.24 | i just edited it so its longer baby |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.14.24 | manatea already established the trvth is not a roast |
Flugmorph
06.14.24 | man im so great i just had a workout session at home hell yeah |
CugnoBrasso
06.14.24 | Colton more like Colon |
Ryus
06.14.24 | wtf...uncalled for |
bellovddd
06.14.24 | Butkuiss CAN'T SQUAT TO SAVE HIS LIFE AND IS TO BUSY BUMMING DURRIES DOWN AT RIVERWOOD STATION TO CARE |
JayEnder
06.14.24 | Butkuiss more like Buttkiss LMFAO |
Drifter
06.14.24 | jay ender is a transphobe lmao roasted |
JayEnder
06.14.24 | Drifter more like Grifter |
Colton
06.14.24 | i’ve been pushing “buttkiss” for months. glad to see it catching on. hard work pays off guys |
CugnoBrasso
06.14.24 | Coltonoscopy |
budgie
06.14.24 | there's low hanging fruit and then there's butkuiss = buttkiss i mean come on have some self respect |
JayEnder
06.14.24 | "Coltonoscopy"
lmao |
Colton
06.14.24 | no butkuiss = buttkiss is quality comedy |
CugnoBrasso
06.14.24 | Holding a grudgie, aren't we budgie |
JayEnder
06.14.24 | CugnoBrasso more like FugnoAsshole |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.14.24 | the fuck is a durry and who speaks like that |
bellovddd
06.14.24 | its a cigarette you uncultured swine. |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.14.24 | >i’ve been pushing “buttkiss” for months. glad to see it catching on. hard work pays off guys
tbf u did like 10% of the work |
CugnoBrasso
06.14.24 | JayEnder more like HaytGender |
budgie
06.14.24 | dont call smok a swine |
CugnoBrasso
06.14.24 | (by the way I have no idea what Drifter is talking about) |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.14.24 | damn uncultured for not understanding your local dialect thats pretty racist |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.14.24 | huh https://www.google.com/search?q=butkuiss&rlz=1C1CHBF_enCA910CA910&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 |
Colton
06.14.24 | “ tbf u did like 10% of the work”
i invented it |
DadKungFu
06.14.24 | Smok smokes
Budgie budges
Drifter drifts
Tec tocks
Doof doofs
Hawks hocks
YoYo yoyos
Hier, Mort est mort
Porc porks
Colton bitches |
budgie
06.14.24 | u couldnt invent ur way outta a paper bag |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.14.24 | butt kiss invented butt kiss but with extra letters wym |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.14.24 | wow dad gottem |
Butkuiss
06.15.24 | Glad everyone making the Butkuiss=buttkiss connection is finally picking up on teenage me’s extremely humorous bowdlerisation there. Only a decade and a half late! |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.15.24 | did u ever tell ppl it was actually swedish or sthg |
Butkuiss
06.15.24 | No I just told people I really liked Dick Butkus |
Colton
06.15.24 | ok buttkiss |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.15.24 | u like dickbutt kisses huh |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.15.24 | give him ze kiss https://x.com/enjutomojamuto/status/818802051647991808 |
Jash
06.15.24 | Just sitting here imagining Johnny getting turned away at Berghain and yelling at the bouncers “I BET YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO VLADISLAV DELAY ARE” |
Jash
06.15.24 | Remember when that one guy tried to take over the world and make everyone conform to his batshit crazy views, that’s like Colton, except nobody else backs him, and his mom can’t afford Hugo Boss |
budgie
06.15.24 | i back colton |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.15.24 | why is bat shit crazy what did a little guano ever do |
Jash
06.15.24 | Here come the warm Volkswagens |
Jash
06.15.24 | If you don’t know OG user Aids for his terrible username, you’ll know him because his only interaction with the site these days is bumping the YS thread every time he hits his vape pen a bit too hard |
Jash
06.15.24 | If Colton and Deviant had a child it would probably be Johnny |
Jash
06.15.24 | Thankfully the only things worse than my jokes are my reviews and my ability to actually communicate with the new generation of Sputnik
Happy roasting y’all, and in the name of Hawks
m/ |
budgie
06.15.24 | jash more like
birthday bash |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.15.24 | >If Colton and Deviant had a child it would probably be Johnny
dammmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
Jurtz
06.15.24 | DadKungFu more like GranddadKungFu lmao got 'em |
PumpBoffBag
06.22.24 | “Colton more like colon”
lmaoooo |
Purpl3Spartan
06.22.24 | Hi manatea |
Egarran
06.24.24 | It's slang for a person who likes to give oral pleasure to males and there is nothing wrong with that don't even start you homophobe boomers. |
Jurtz
06.24.24 | Took me a while to figure out who you are responding to |
