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08.09.17 Roadhouse Jams05.25.16 Hans' Epic Concert Month
03.05.14 Riffs Of Smash02.26.14 Riffs Of F*cking Fist
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Best Album By Artist, Part 1

The end.
1Weezer
The Blue Album

Hey, I realize that liking Pinkerton more makes you look way more cool and hipster, but the fact is there is a reason Pinkerton was panned when it came out; it totally sucks ass compared to the debut.
2Pearl Jam
Ten

If you think Vs is better, you're an idiot, pure and simple.
3Nirvana
Nevermind

Absolutely, postively, without retort obliterates In Utero. Oh I know, In Utero is much less accessible, thus making it much cooler to like it more, but the fact is that the songwriting on it pales in comparison to Nevermind.
4Soundgarden
Superunknown

BadMotorFinger has two songs that are better than anything on this, but this is a much more consistant album.
5The National
Alligator

I love all three of their masterpieces, but this one rocks the most and has their two greatest songs: All the Wine, Mr. November
6The Beatles
Rubber Soul

The most consistant Beatles album.
7In Flames
Colony

The best mix of their heavier origins and newer melodic approach.
8Iron Maiden
The Number of the Beast

Guess what, Powerslave is great, but also has 4 filler tracks. This has one, and also has their greatest song, their two most famous songs, and pretty much rules your face.
9Alexisonfire
Watch Out!

A stone cold 5.
10Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin IV

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11Rise Against
The Sufferer and the Witness

This really isn't close.
12Anthrax
Spreading the Disease

Much better than Among the Living. yeah I realize I'm playing contrarion here. Rocks much harder, and that makes it better.
13Clutch
Blast Tyrant

If you don't like this, go ahead and buy a dress.
14Jimmy Eat World
Bleed American

Clarity sucks balls in comparison. Futures is close.
15Nick Drake
Pink Moon

Better than everything else he did because it doesn't have the stupid orchestra in the background.
16Dream Theater
Images and Words

oh I know, Metropolis is such an epic story and all, but the fact is this has their best songwriting. Thus it wins.
17Metallica
Master of Puppets

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18Rush
Moving Pictures

2112 is a retarded bore fest in comparison.
19 Tool
Aenima

Destroys Lateralus. Annihilates it.
20Against Me!
As the Eternal Cowboy

I'll take it over RAR.
21Dredg
Catch Without Arms

Know whats better than a bloated concept album about sleeping and dreams? A straight forward album that actually rocks.
22The Rolling Stones
Exile On Main Street

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23A Perfect Circle
Mer de Noms

Takes a giant shit on The Thirteenth Step.
24AFI
Sing the Sorrow

OMG they sold out, blah blah blah. Easily their best.
25Garth Brooks
No Fences

AND THE THUNDER ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS. AND THE LIGHTNING STRIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKES!
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