BigHans
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Reviews 118
Approval 96%

Soundoffs 63
Album Ratings 3092
Objectivity 73%

Last Active 11-01-19 7:59 pm
Joined 10-08-09

Review Comments 30,959

 Lists
10.27.22 RIP Spirit 12.05.19 Spotify Artist of the Decade
12.03.19 Hans' Decade Jams 10.31.19 Hans Halloween Hard Jams Inc
10.09.19 10 Years of Hans 08.14.19 Man Buns Need Not Apply - Monster Truck
07.11.19 30k, Up the Irons07.09.19 Metal Hearts (Ballads of Might)
06.24.19 How Am I Not Deaf Yet - 3 Years of Conc06.11.19 Slap My Bass (And Give Me Grooves)
01.24.18 Rec me SWAGGER jams09.13.17 The National "Moments"
08.09.17 Roadhouse Jams05.25.16 Hans' Epic Concert Month
03.05.14 Riffs Of Smash02.26.14 Riffs Of F*cking Fist
02.21.14 The Rad RUSH 5702.17.14 Riff Goddamn City
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2010 Sputnik Awards

Top 3 for each category. Dont get butthurt if youre not on it cause most of you are awesome in your own special way.
1Nickelback
Dark Horse


Best User: 1. Inveigh 2. Pit 3. KILL
2The Verve Pipe
Villians


Best Non Staff/Contrib Reviewer: 1. Sowing Season 2. Eved 3. Nag 4. Consider Phlebas
3Circle Takes The Square
As The Roots Undo


Best Controversy: 1. MJ's CTTS crusade. Whatever side you were on it was hilarious. 2. Chan calling out Bulldog. 3. The sheer amount of people who would get butthurt about something and make "I'm leaving" lists, and then come back like 2 days or a week later. Just off the top of my head: Maniac, Pit, Spec, Hawks, Bulldog, Consider Phlebas, MJ, Fade (seriously, that was LOL)
4Justin Timberlake
FutureSex/LoveSounds


Best Troll: 1. Fade, 2. MJ 3. Pit
5Opeth
Damnation


Best Alt (Non Troll): 1. The Analyzer (duh) 2. Tinkrbell 3. SherLock Alts (just so Maniac wont get whiney)
6Adam Sandler
What The Hell Happened To Me!


Funniest User: 1. KILL 2. Dryden 3. The Academy
7Boyz II Men
II


Best Newcomer: 1. Feit 2. Irving 3. Omnipanzer. Really there are like 50 I could mention here.
8Metallica
Metal Up Your Ass


Best List Maker: 1. Me 2. The Academy 3. DaveyBoy
9Slayer
World Painted Blood


Biggest Moron: 1. Progmaster 2. Maniac 3. Anybody who failed to troll successfully. Learn the craft before trying and posting epic fail lists. Note, love you Proggy and Maniac.
10Slint
Spiderland


Most Enterprising/Ambitious Sputniker: 1. SeaAnemone 2. The Academy (MOAR OPETH!) 3. Sowing Season.
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