Review Summary: Sunday slaps 👋🏻
Alright m/en, this album really riffs. First, you’ll notice some thrashy riff fishies in the toilet bowl that is the overall map of metal bands. Next, you’ll notice that the album is enjoyable, because it is. Thirdly, you’ll notice the drums that go bounce bounce like Commander Keen’s pogo stick if fast forwarded. The bass drum goes boom boom boom like Venga. The guitars go hard like a scabby ass. The vocals sound like someone is yelling at their landlord. The album is a combination of guitars and more noise.
Between casual, normal, and hardcore difficulties, this one is hardcore. It equips the band with steel axes as they go through a thick forest to murder people. No one survives, and your ear drums will say, “nooooo, pls save meeeeeeeeeee”. But no one will save you, there is no relief, only hard geetarz up your ears as you silently cry.
When they come in the scene the guitarthrashterbations are exactly what the doctor ordered. It’s very healthy and good for you. So if you like hard guitars as much as every m/an, come join the circle jerking as the band members whip their instruments back and forth in an orgy of noise and pleasure. It’s a whip spanking good time but not recommended for children 7 and under. These hard toys are definitely meant for adults.
Every song is the same and that’s awesome. The thrashy clashies bash me ears and I’m glad, see? What an immense hamburger to my stomach, wow, the delicious pain is real. The food poisoning is no biggie, I just want the burger in me right now. Hell yeah m/en.
