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2.0 poor | Iai EMERITUS | September 4th 07 | Generally, when pop artists become absolute megastars, the album that's propelled them there is a pretty good one. Think Off The Wall, or Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, or even Justified if Justin Trousersnake can be considered a megastar. Alas, it's not the case here - it's easy to believe that not even the tiniest effort was put into any song here that wasn't released as a single. "E-Mail My Heart" has even achieved notoriety as one of the worst songs of all time, and rightfully so. Everything else on the second half of this album is lazy and trite as anything you're ever likely to hear. In fairness, the singles were pretty great, including even the lesser-known ones like "Born To Make You Happy", but they're available on her greatest hits. So, ya know.....don't waste your time.
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2.0 poor | Dragonite Master | March 5th 22 | not worth much beyond title and that distinct late 90s vibe
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2.5 average | Bedex | February 28th 20 | Not terrible, never properly annoying, but also has few tracks that actually work. 1 is the best track here and honestly a very strong way of starting off a pop discog given how cult it is. Just from the cult factor it is incredibly fun, don't lie. But come 2 which is far less popular, you realise that it all sounds quite outdated. It's a sort of fun track but the chorus is boring. 4 is funny in a bad way, it sounds like a compilation of island music cliches made for a Scooby Doo OST. To be fair there is a lot going on which is cool, but the chorus is just childish. 5 is a nice pop track, but just nice. 7 is a kinda fun 00's track for kids. 9 is actually a fun track with an ok chorus, kinda jammy. For the rest of it, this is populated by bland pop songs at various degrees of outdatedness and cheesiness, and even blander romantic prom ballad songs that never quite work, especially 8 with the male guest vox making it incredibly cheesy. 11 is perhaps the one that works the best in that style. 12 is just a weird conclusion. This stays in 2.5 territory thanks to 1 and the hints of good stuff present here and there. 2.3
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0.0 | George Browne | April 16th 19 | One of the more shameless and embarassing 5 star albums I have. I'm not a fan of Britney Spears, but every track on this album is everything I like about plastic saturated radio teen pop music. And I don't like a whole lot about the genre. This is perfect
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0.0 | levtolstoi | March 22nd 16 | This album is so great, it created a genre of his own: Teen Pop.
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1.5 very poor | Jared Floryan | December 18th 14 | Hard to believe I was almost at the age of 3 when recording artist Britney Spears' debut album was first released; boy, time flies when you intentionally forget about all those early teen pop sensations - who have since shed those friendly images or whatever. The title track is admittedly the only likable song on here, though in regards to Britney herself, that probably doesn't say very much about the rest of the material. There's barely any heart nor surprising maturity to be found throughout the record, and after sitting your precocious child down just for him or her to hear this, you'd wish you could ask them to hit you one more time.
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1.5 very poor | Sabottheory | November 29th 08 | I've heard some Britney Spears songs on YouTube and then said to myself: Why not? But..when I took time to listen to whole album..I KNOW why not. Because it's incredibly boring collection of steril radio-friendly songs with nothing that could interest me. The only reason why I rated the album so high is that it's still catchy.. if you are interested in her, listen to good electro-pop 'In the Zone' and 'Blackout', because they're at least even catchier than this and not so...boring.
There still is a possibility that this is going better in the second half, but I didn't find power to continue in myself.
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2.5 average | Timmy | January 18th 23 |
2.5 average | Get Low | February 1st 22 |
2.0 poor | Harlz | February 26th 21 |
2.5 average | Sowing STAFF | December 23rd 20 |
4.5 superb | Murat | July 26th 20 |
2.5 average | bharry | April 8th 20 |
2.5 average | kodama | October 15th 19 |
3.0 good | Sarah | May 13th 19 |
5.0 classic | JoExo | November 16th 18 |
2.0 poor | Ed | July 28th 18 |
2.5 average | kb3984 | December 3rd 17 |
4.0 excellent | suzcruzz | November 14th 17 |
2.5 average | THFYH | November 7th 17 |
1.5 very poor | solrage | October 1st 17 |
1.5 very poor | jtswope | March 31st 17 |
3.5 great | Snide | October 26th 16 |
1.0 awful | Veldin | October 18th 16 |
3.0 good | Irving EMERITUS | September 3rd 16 |
2.0 poor | rasi | August 7th 16 |
4.0 excellent | Shamus248 CONTRIBUTOR | April 18th 16 |
2.0 poor | BHAR | March 6th 16 |
2.0 poor | Runeii | February 15th 16 |
3.5 great | manu8a | December 5th 15 |
5.0 classic | somessy | November 8th 15 |
2.0 poor | ABlake | October 23rd 15 |
1.5 very poor | Escain | July 9th 15 |
1.0 awful | Aldrin | June 13th 15 |
3.0 good | Krimea | December 24th 14 |
1.5 very poor | CWBrown | October 10th 14 |
1.5 very poor | LepreCon | September 3rd 14 |
3.0 good | Ayil | August 3rd 14 |
2.0 poor | Renba7 | April 25th 14 |
4.0 excellent | Regalia | December 6th 13 |
2.5 average | jmh886 | December 5th 13 |
5.0 classic | Xitiael | October 13th 13 |
5.0 classic | Kaos28 | May 25th 13 |
1.0 awful | DNNY | May 12th 13 |
4.0 excellent | axelsev | March 13th 13 |
5.0 classic | ysgar | December 10th 12 |
1.0 awful | jpratm | August 28th 12 |
1.5 very poor | ILJ | July 29th 12 |
1.5 very poor | ZedO | May 4th 12 |
1.0 awful | ANJ45 | April 18th 12 |
3.0 good | Saulo | October 23rd 11 |
4.0 excellent | Joshwahh | September 9th 11 |
2.5 average | hetnon | August 10th 11 |
2.5 average | Shayl | July 2nd 11 |
4.0 excellent | Zo0lz | April 20th 11 |
2.5 average | Aids | March 17th 11 |
4.0 excellent | AMGuide | November 4th 10 |
3.5 great | OFace | October 1st 10 |
1.5 very poor | vakuola | September 21st 10 |
1.5 very poor | Benwx | August 28th 10 |
3.5 great | Rush22 | July 14th 10 |
1.0 awful | qwe3 | June 14th 10 |
1.5 very poor | Mandais | April 11th 10 |
2.0 poor | xezene | March 24th 10 |
1.5 very poor | Smevin | February 7th 10 |
3.0 good | neesh | December 1st 09 |
1.0 awful | pride | November 27th 09 |
4.0 excellent | miky182 | November 8th 09 |
2.0 poor | BSX | August 31st 09 |
2.5 average | mvdu | June 4th 09 |
1.0 awful | fprock | February 27th 09 |
2.0 poor | Rudy K. EMERITUS | February 11th 09 |
2.5 average | Herunar | February 7th 09 |
1.5 very poor | Yotimi | December 27th 08 |
2.0 poor | Taylor | December 14th 08 |
3.0 good | Lawnee | August 16th 08 |
1.5 very poor | Eirin | March 21st 08 |
2.5 average | Egglord | December 28th 07 |
2.5 average | Pizza | August 22nd 07 |
2.5 average | morrissey EMERITUS | March 27th 06 |
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