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5.0 classic
Alexisonfire Watch Out!
Architects All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
AVOID Cult Mentality
Bloc Party Silent Alarm
Bloodywood Rakshak
Every Time I Die Radical
Foals Antidotes
Kingdom of Giants Passenger
Knocked Loose You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park Meteora
Spiritbox Eternal Blue
System of a Down Toxicity
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
Turnstile Glow On

4.5 superb
AFI Sing the Sorrow
Architects Holy Hell
Architects For Those That Wish to Exist
Architects Lost Forever // Lost Together
Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare
As Everything Unfolds Ultraviolet
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
BABYMETAL The Other One
Billy Talent Billy Talent
Billy Talent Billy Talent II
Bloc Party The Nextwave Sessions
Bring Me The Horizon Sempiternal
Bring Me The Horizon POST HUMAN: SURVIVAL HORROR
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
Dreamwake Virtual Reality
Dying Wish Symptoms of Survival
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
ERRA Drift
ERRA ERRA (Deluxe)
Fleetwood Mac Rumours
Gorillaz Gorillaz
HANABIE. Girl's Reform Manifest
HANABIE. Reborn Superstar!
I don't speak Japanese. Could be an industry plant. Idk, idc, both their albums slap
I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME 1981 Extended Play
Ice Nine Kills The Silver Scream 2: Welcome to Horrorwood
If Not For Me Everything You Wanted
Probably too radio friendly to get a lot of love here, but the boys know how to write a
chorus/hook.
Imminence Turn the Light On
Imminence The Black
Johnny Booth Moments Elsewhere
I don't have anything clever to say about Jonathan Booth. This is just a very good album.
JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown Scaring the Hoes
Justice
Mindless Self Indulgence If
Mindless Self Indulgence Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
Monuments (UK) The Amanuensis
Paledusk Palehell
I like Japan. I like metal. I like Paledusk. Yeet.
Panic! at the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
Polaris Fatalism
This band keeps getting better imo. Riffs in this are great. RIP Ryan Siew
Rammstein Untitled
Rammstein Reise, Reise
Reliqa I Don't Know What I Am
Royal Blood Royal Blood
Royal Blood Typhoons
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 3
Spiritbox The Fear of Fear
Sum 41 Chuck
System of a Down Mezmerize
System of a Down Steal This Album!
System of a Down Hypnotize
Texas in July Bloodwork
The Chats Get Fucked
The Killers Hot Fuss
The Wombats A Guide to Love, Loss and Desperation
Their Dogs Were Astronauts Momentum
Thornhill The Dark Pool
Two Door Cinema Club Tourist History
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)

4.0 excellent
A Day To Remember Homesick
AFI Very Proud of Ya
After the Burial Evergreen
Alexisonfire Otherness
Alexisonfire Crisis
Architects Daybreaker
Arctic Monkeys Who The Fuck Are Arctic Monkeys?
As Everything Unfolds Within Each Lies The Other
As Everything Unfolds Closure
August Is Falling The Simple Plan EP
AVOID The Burner
AVRALIZE Freaks
BABYMETAL BABYMETAL
Bad Meets Evil Hell: The Sequel
Beartooth Below
Better Lovers God Made Me an Animal
Billy Talent Billy Talent III
Bleed from Within Shrine
Bloc Party A Weekend in the City
Bloc Party Intimacy
Bloc Party Four
Boundaries Death Is Little More
Bury Tomorrow The Seventh Sun
Childish Gambino Camp
CHVRCHES Screen Violence
Clown Core Toilet
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
Crystal Lake Helix
Death From Above 1979 The Physical World
Death From Above 1979 Is 4 Lovers
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death
Electric Callboy TEKKNO
Eminem The Eminem Show
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
ERRA ERRA
Every Time I Die Low Teens
Every Time I Die Hot Damn!
Foo Fighters But Here We Are
Easily their best (and least boring) album in the last decade+.
Gojira From Mars to Sirius
Gojira Magma
Gorillaz Demon Days
Hopsin Raw
Imminence Heaven in Hiding
Incubus (USA-CA) S.C.I.E.N.C.E.
Invent Animate Greyview
Joey Valence Punk Tactics
Justice Hyperdrama
Kasabian Kasabian
Kasabian 48:13
Kasabian West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum
Kasabian For Crying Out Loud
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Killswitch Engage The End of Heartache
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of...
Klaxons Surfing the Void
Knocked Loose Upon Loss Singles
Knower Knower Forever
Lil Nas X Montero
LIMBS Coma Year
Linkin Park The Hunting Party
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory EP
Little Big Antipositive, Pt. 2
Make Them Suffer How to Survive a Funeral
Marked;Life Rare Candy
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Memphis May Fire The Hollow
Meshuggah Immutable
Metric Fantasies
Mindless Self Indulgence How I Learned to Stop Giving A Shit and Love MSI
Mindless Self Indulgence You'll Rebel To Anything
Nas Illmatic
Night Rider (US) Night Rider
Nightlife fallback
OutKast Stankonia
Paledusk HAPPY TALK
Paramore This Is Why
Parkway Drive Ire
Polaris The Death of Me
Poppy Flux
Protest the Hero Fortress
Radiohead OK Computer
Rammstein Mutter
Rammstein Rosenrot
Rammstein Sehnsucht
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
Semisonic Feeling Strangely Fine
SION SION
Sleigh Bells Texis
Sleigh Bells Treats
Slipknot Iowa
SOUL GLO Diaspora Problems
Spiritbox Rotoscope
Spiritbox Spiritbox
Spiritbox Singles Collection
Stray from the Path Euthanasia
Sum 41 Heaven :x: Hell
mgk ruined pop punk for me. i'd like to thank sum 41 for making me not hate it again. beginning of heaven is weak, but gets better as it progresses and hell is great throughout.
System of a Down System of a Down
Tame Impala Currents
Tears for Fears Songs from the Big Chair
Tech N9ne Everready (The Religion)
Termina Soul Elegy
TesseracT Altered State
TesseracT War of Being
Yep. Still sounds/feels like Tesseract. Hard to see anyone changing their opinions on them based off this. Sirens is bad. The rest isn't.
Texas in July Without Reason
The Black Dahlia Murder Nightbringers
The Black Keys El Camino
The Callous Daoboys God Smiles Upon the Callous Daoboys
The Cardigans First Band on the Moon
The Chats High Risk Behaviour
The Gloom in The Corner Trinity
The Lonely Island Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
Their Dogs Were Astronauts Neon Theatre
Thornhill Heroine
Turnstile Time and Space
Wargasm (UK) Venom
Doesn't quite get to the level of some of their early singles. Still very solid.
We Butter The Bread With Butter Das Album
Wet Leg Wet Leg
Yellowcard Ocean Avenue

3.5 great
156/Silence Narrative
A Day To Remember What Separates Me from You
A Day To Remember Common Courtesy
AFI Decemberunderground
After the Burial Dig Deep
Alexisonfire Alexisonfire
alt. dysfunctional
Animals As Leaders The Madness of Many
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion
Architects The Classic Symptoms of a Broken Spirit
Architects The Here and Now
Architects made this album as a tribute to Alexisonfire. Prove me wrong.
Architects Hollow Crown
Architects For Those That Wish to Exist at Abbey Road
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
Aviana Corporation
BABYMETAL Metal Galaxy
BABYMETAL Metal Resistance
Bad Omens The Death of Peace of Mind
Barenaked Ladies Stunt
Beartooth Disease
Beartooth Disgusting
Belmont Liminal
Billy Talent Dead Silence
Blessthefall Hollow Bodies
Blondie Blondie
Bring Me The Horizon Suicide Season
Bring Me The Horizon That's the Spirit
Bring Me The Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It...
Cage The Elephant Thank You Happy Birthday
Childish Gambino Atavista
Childish Gambino EP
Childish Gambino Because the Internet
Chromeo Business Casual
CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe
CHVRCHES Love Is Dead
CHVRCHES Every Open Eye
Clown Core van
Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade
Conquer Divide Slow Burn
Counterparts A Eulogy for Those Still Here
Crystal Lake Cubes
Crystal Lake The Sign
De La Soul The Grind Date
Death Grips The Money Store
Death Grips No Love Deep Web
Dreamwake Dark Thoughts in Vibrant Minds
Earthists. Have A Good Cult
Eminem Kamikaze
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2
ERRA Neon
ERRA Cure
Sadly a bit generic. Cleans not Jesse's best. Riffs got better on second listen. Good, but underwhelming after their self-titled.
ERRA Impulse
Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic
Fit for a King The Path
Fitz and the Tantrums More Than Just A Dream
Foals Holy Fire
Foals Total Life Forever
Foals What Went Down
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
Gojira Fortitude
Gojira The Way of All Flesh
Gorillaz Plastic Beach
Grandson A Modern Tragedy, Vol. 1
Hopsin Funk Volume Mixtape: Haywire
Humanity's Last Breath Ashen
I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME Razzmatazz
I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME Gloom Division
Ice Nine Kills The Silver Scream
In This Moment Blood
In This Moment Godmode
Intervals The Shape of Colour
Intervals Circadian
Invent Animate Everchanger
Invent Animate Heavener
Invent Animate Stillworld
Ithaca They Fear Us
Jay-Z The Black Album
Justice Audio, Video, Disco
Kasabian Empire
Kasabian Velociraptor!
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Kittie Spit
Knocked Loose Laugh Tracks
Knower Life
Lil Dicky So Hard
Linkin Park Living Things
Linkin Park Reanimation
Little Big Funeral Rave
Little Big With Russia From Love
Louis Cole Quality Over Opinion
Lucrecia (CA) Meyneth
Metric Old World Underground, Where Are You Now
Metric Synthetica
Metric Grow Up and Blow Away
Metric Art of Doubt
Metric Pagans In Vegas
Metric Live It Out
Metric Formentera II
Monuments (UK) Gnosis
Monuments (UK) In Stasis
Motionless in White Scoring the End of the World
Nas King's Disease III
No Doubt Tragic Kingdom
Northlane Mirror's Edge
Nothing More Spirits
OutKast Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
Parkway Drive Horizons
Pentakill III: Lost Chapter
Pentakill II: Grasp of The Undying
Phantogram Three
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pinkshift suraksha
Pinkshift Love Me Forever
Polyphia Remember That You Will Die
Poppy I Disagree
Pusha T It's Almost Dry
Rammstein Zeit
Reliqa Secrets Of The Future
Combine the best of this with their last EP and it's a 5. But some of this is mid, especially the back half. Still good overall.
Royal Blood How Did We Get So Dark?
Royal Blood Back to the Water Below
Band got lambasted for their second album sounding like their first and taking no risks. Now they get criticized for not sounding like they did previously. Tough. Although this is much closer to their first two albums than Typhoons. Riffs are still good, just not as hard.
Run the Jewels RTJ4
Scars on Broadway Scars on Broadway
Scowl Psychic Dance Routine
Silent Planet Iridescent
Skyharbor Guiding Lights
Sleigh Bells Reign of Terror
Slipknot The End, So Far
Soulwax Nite Versions
Static-X Start A War
Stick to Your Guns Spectre
Stick to Your Guns Disobedient
Story of the Year Page Avenue
Tame Impala The Slow Rush
Tech N9ne All 6's and 7's
TesseracT Sonder
TesseracT Polaris
The Black Keys Turn Blue
The Black Keys Brothers
The Callous Daoboys Celebrity Therapist
The Chats Get This In Ya
The Chats The Chats
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger
The Garden Horseshit On Route 66
The Garden Kiss My Super Bowl Ring
The Ghost Inside Searching for Solace
The Plot In You Dispose
The Plot In You Swan Song
The Strokes Is This It
The Ting Tings We Started Nothing
Thornhill Butterfly
Tom Cardy Artificial Intelligence
Turnstile Nonstop Feeling
Two Door Cinema Club Gameshow
Void of Vision Chronicles II: Heaven
Wargasm (UK) The Mixxxtape
Weezer Pinkerton
Weezer The Green Album
Weezer Weezer
Wu-Tang Clan Wu-Tang Forever
Zebrahead II

3.0 good
36 Crazyfists A Snow Capped Romance
50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Alexisonfire Old Crows / Young Cardinals
Alpha Wolf A Quiet Place to Die
Alpha Wolf Half Living Things
alt. ABEYANCE
Wraith is an absolute banger. Back to Earth is the opposite of one. The rest is all fine, if not slightly forgettable.
Architects Ruin
Arctic Monkeys AM
Artificial Language Now We Sleep
As The Structure Fails All the Weight
AVOID Alone
Banks Arcade Future Lovers
Beartooth Aggressive
Beartooth The Surface
When is bad, it's awful. But it's way better than expected especially after a couple of the singles had me worried. Helps that a song like Riptide has also grown on me since last year. Still, this is mostly a pop album with breakdowns.
Belushi Speed Ball What, Us Worry?
Billy Talent Afraid of Heights
Bloc Party Alpha Games
Boundaries Burying Brightness
Bring Me The Horizon amo
Bring Me The Horizon POST HUMAN: NeX GEn
Childish Gambino "Awaken, My Love!"
Clown Core 1234
Conquer Divide Conquer Divide
Converge Jane Doe
Crystal Lake True North
Deadlands Sentence of Myself
Dethklok Dethalbum IV
Dying Wish Fragments of a Bitter Memory
Eminem Music to Be Murdered By
Eminem Encore
ERRA Augment
Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll
Fit for a King The Hell We Create
Fleetwood Mac Tusk
Foals Everything Not Saved Will Be Lost - Part 1
Foals Everything Not Saved Will Be Lost - Part 2
Foo Fighters Medicine at Midnight
Future Palace Run
Gorillaz Cracker Island
Gorillaz The Now Now
Gorillaz Song Machine, Season One: Strange Timez
Grandson a modern tragedy, vol. 2
Greyhaven Stereo Grief
Hopsin Knock Madness
I Prevail TRAUMA
I Prevail TRUE POWER
I Prevail Lifelines
In This Moment Black Widow
Infected Rain Time
Jarren Benton Freebasing With Kevin Bacon
Jay-Z and Linkin Park Collision Course
Jimmy Urine (EURINGER) EURINGER
Johnny Booth Firsthand Accounts
JPEGMAFIA All My Heroes Are Cornballs
Justice Woman
Kasabian The Alchemist's Euphoria
Kendrick Lamar DAMN.
Kendrick Lamar Mr. Morale and the Big Steppers
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Infest the Rats' Nest
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Laminated Denim
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Changes
Kingdom of Giants All the Hell You've Got to Spare
Knocked Loose A Different Shade of Blue
Korn Issues
Lil Dicky Professional Rapper
Loathe (UK) I Let It In And It Took Everything
Marmozets Knowing What You Know Now
Metric Formentera
Mindless Self Indulgence Pink (1990-1997)
Monuments (UK) Phronesis
Motionless in White Reincarnate
Motionless in White Disguise
Northlane Node
Northlane Alien
Of Virtue Omen
Okilly Dokilly Howdilly Doodilly
Our Mirage Eclipse
Parkway Drive Darker Still
Parkway Drive Reverence
Pentakill Smite and Ignite
Periphery Periphery V: Djent is Not a Genre
Phantogram Voices
Polaris The Mortal Coil
Rammstein Liebe Ist Für Alle Da
Rammstein Herzeleid
Reliqa Eventide
Sick Puppies Tri-Polar
Silent Planet Superbloom
The singles are top tier, but the rest is generic af.
Silverstein Misery Made Me
6 of the 11 songs are solid bangers, the other 5 songs are used at Guantanamo Bay. Averages out to
about a 3.
Skyharbor Sunshine Dust
Sleigh Bells Jessica Rabbit
Sleigh Bells Bitter Rivals
Soulwax Any Minute Now
Static-X Wisconsin Death Trip
Tech N9ne Killer
The Black Keys Rubber Factory
The Black Keys Thickfreakness
The Black Keys Ohio Players
The Bronx The Bronx
The Bronx The Bronx VI
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Killers Sam's Town
The Plot In You Happiness in Self Destruction
Thornhill 13
Thrice To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere
Two Door Cinema Club Beacon
VCTMS Vol. V: The Hurt Collection
Veil of Maya [m]other
Vended What Is It//Kill It
We Came As Romans Darkbloom

2.5 average
Above, Below The Lotus Chapters
AFI Answer That and Stay Fashionable
Algiers Shook
Architects Nightmares
Arctic Monkeys Humbug
Arctic Monkeys Suck It and See
Billy Talent Crisis Of Faith
Blessthefall Hard Feelings
Bloc Party The High Life EP
Inoffensive and pleasant, but I've listened to it 3 times this week and still don't remember any of it.
Bring Me The Horizon Music to Listen to...
Bring Me The Horizon Count Your Blessings
Caskets Reflections
Caskets sounds like Dayseeker. Or Dayseeker sounds like Caskets. Idk. It's fine and basic post hardcore.
Catch Your Breath Shame On Me
Chromeo Head Over Heels
Chromeo Adult Contemporary
No complaints for the first half. But the second half completely falls apart and is extremely
boring.
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
Dragged Under Upright Animals
Drug Church Hygiene
Eminem Recovery
Foals Life Is Yours
Frail Body Artificial Bouquet
Ghais Guevara There Will Be No Super-Slave
Gorillaz The Fall
Gorillaz Humanz
Grandson I Love You, I'm Trying
Grandson Death Of An Optimist
Hopsin Pound Syndrome
Infected Rain Ecdysis
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Murder Of The Universe
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Flying Microtonal Banana
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
Mindless Self Indulgence Tight
Oliver Tree Cowboy Tears
Paramore Re: This Is Why
Phoenix (FRA) Alpha Zulu
Pianos Become the Teeth Wait For Love
Poppy Zig
Church Outfit is great. The title track is so objectively bad that it sways back to good. The rest is upsettingly forgettable or meh.
Red Hot Chili Peppers Return of the Dream Canteen
RedHook Bad Decisions
Sevendust Truth Killer
Smash Mouth Fush Yu Mang
Snowing I Could Do Whatever I Wanted If I Wanted
The Black Keys Dropout Boogie
The Black Keys Let's Rock
Two Door Cinema Club False Alarm
Vampire Weekend Only God Was Above Us
VEXED (UK) Negative Energy
Fine, but a bit cliche and samey; especially the first half of the album.
Volumes Different Animals

2.0 poor
A Day To Remember You're Welcome
Dayseeker Dark Sun
Deadmau5 While(1<2)
Deftones White Pony
Dream State Primrose Path
Fall Out Boy So Much (For) Stardust
Ghost (SWE) Impera
Jimmy Urine (EURINGER) The Secret Cinematic Sounds of Jimmy Urine
Lucrecia (CA) Kyun Kyun Covers
Northlane Obsidian
Of Mice and Men Tether
Panic! at the Disco Viva Las Vengeance
Rise Against Nowhere Generation
The Anchor Breathe
The Black Keys Delta Kream
Touche Amore Stage Four
Two Door Cinema Club Keep On Smiling
While She Sleeps Sleeps Society

1.5 very poor
100 Gecs 10,000 gecs
If Sleigh Bells were less talented and greatly influenced by Crazy Frog.
Arctic Monkeys Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
Avenged Sevenfold Life Is But a Dream...
There are a few interesting songs and ideas on this album. There are also a few unlistenable and downright annoying songs on this album that I never want to hear again. Also is mixed oddly IMO; mainly with M Shadows' vocals.
Bloc Party Hymns
Imminence This Is Goodbye
Lil Uzi Vert Pink Tape
Towards the "so bad it's good" territory, because I was thoroughly entertained through most
of it. "I got brain damage, but they overlook cus I got cash" explains a lot. But seriously,
it's pretty awful. Making a song using a top tier wrestling theme, making another using a
Justice song, karaoke-ing SOAD, and having BMTH and Babymetal make a song isn't "creative
genius". I can also make an eclectic album by using my favorite genres/songs and making
noises over them and/or covering them; said album would also suck.
Muse Will of the People
RedHook Postcard From a Living Hell
Sleep Token Take Me Back to Eden

1.0 awful
Asking Alexandria Where Do We Go from Here?
This band is impressively bad. First half of the album was bad. Second half was implausibly way worse. They somehow take the worst things from 5 or so genres, put it all together, and make it as boring, cliche, or irritating as possible.
Linkin Park One More Light
Machine Gun Kelly Tickets to My Downfall
While She Sleeps Self Hell
At least the name is accurate for what it brings upon you.
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