Shattered_Future
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Last Active 09-25-20 10:10 pm
Joined 03-20-05

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Average Rating: 3.66
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Objectivity Score: 76%
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5.0 classic
After Forever After Forever
Beldame Unrequited
Blind Guardian A Night At The Opera
Dark Tranquillity Character
Evergrey In Search Of Truth
Iron Maiden Rock In Rio (DVD)
Kayo Dot Plastic House on Base of Sky
Melt-Banana 3+5
Mono You Are There
Swallow the Sun The Morning Never Came
Tarot Suffer Our Pleasures
The Beatles Revolver
The Dillinger Escape Plan Dissociation
All aboard the hype train.
Choo choo, motherfuckers.

I haven't listened to this yet.
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance

4.5 superb
Anna von Hausswolff Live at Montreux Jazz Festival
Organ woman go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, but make it even more.
Arch Enemy Black Earth
Arch Enemy Rise of the Tyrant
Arcturus Sideshow Symphonies
Boris Dear
Creed My Own Prison
Diablo Swing Orchestra The Butcher's Ballroom
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm
Dream Theater Train of Thought
Evergrey The Inner Circle
Geese Projector
Honk if you got 'em. More dissonance = more better.
Imogen Heap Sparks
Iron Maiden The Number Of The Beast
Mar De Grises Draining The Waterheart
Nightwish Once
Nightwish Oceanborn
Nightwish Wishmaster
Nightwish From Wishes To Eternity
Norma Jean Polar Similar
I just threw my chair out the window it's so heavy.
Novembers Doom The Novella Reservoir
Opeth Blackwater Park
Reverend Bizarre In The Rectory Of The Bizarre Reverend
Sonata Arctica Silence
Stream Of Passion Embrace The Storm
Swallow the Sun Hope
Symphony X The Damnation Game
Symphony X V: The New Mythology Suite
The Chicks Gaslighter
Chad Smith drums on this so if you hate this then you hate RHCP, checkmate fuckos.
The Devin Townsend Band Synchestra
Thou Umbilical
The first mushroom cloud was a shock to us all. By the time the second appeared, and
another, and another, in tidy little rows, we knew: this was the end. As we sat waiting for
the fallout to claim us, they caught the one responsible and paraded
them through town to their inevitable execution. Kind of superfluous given what was
happening, but it's human nature, after all. Before the electricity went out, before it was
truly over, they broadcast the culprit's last words. How could someone do this? How can you
own up to ending the world? With tears in their eyes, they defiantly exclaimed:

"I had to. It was so heavy."
Unexpect In a Flesh Aquarium

4.0 excellent
3 (USA) The End is Begun
Adele 30
Easily the best full record she's ever released. Arrangements and songwriting take center stage and give her voice the platform she's always needed, and finally gotten.
Aghora Formless
Alexandre Desplat The Golden Compass OST
Anthrax Return Of The Killer A's
Avantasia The Scarecrow
Avenged Sevenfold Waking The Fallen
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper
Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Cult of Luna The Raging River
I just bulldozed my apartment complex it's so heavy.
Edguy Mandrake
Evergrey Monday Morning Apocalypse
Genghis Tron Dream Weapon
Head Control System Murder Nature
IDLES Ultra Mono
Y'all are tripping, this is IDLES finest moment.
Ihsahn The Adversary
Ihsahn Ihsahn
Easily his best since Arktis, and avoids a lot of the pitfalls that plague orchestral metal. Did not leave a lasting impression upon an immediate listen like Artkis or After (his magnum opus), but time will tell if this one is a keeper or an interesting experiment.
Incubus (USA-CA) Morning View
Into Eternity The Scattering of Ashes
Iron Maiden Piece Of Mind
Judas Priest Angel Of Retribution
Meshuggah I
Meshuggah Contradictions Collapse
Nevermore Enemies of Reality
Nightwish Over The Hills And Far Away
Nightwish Century Child
Nile In Their Darkened Shrines
The kings of Egyptian brutal death metal's third release, Nile hit the high point of their career with this one. Heavily downtuned guitars, Egyptian riffs and double bass galore, the group crafts wave after wave of sonic mayhem to throw at you, rarely relenting and always keeping the listener in check. Granted, there are some acoustic moments on the album, but the vast majority is dedicated to being as heavy as humanly possible. Not that that's a bad thing, mind you. In Nile's hands, the heaviness adds another dimension to the music, unlike those who use heaviness to mask their poor songwriting ability. Including, among other things, an 11 minute death metal epic, one of the first of its kind, Nile showcases their writing prowess and craft a song that won't bore you, even throughout its length. While you won't find much variety on this album aside from heavy as hell, Nile manages to make it enjoyable throughout the album's 13 tracks. A must have for any death metal fans.
Norma Jean All Hail
I just threw my entire living room set out the window it's so heavy.
Norma Jean Deathrattle Sing for Me
I just stood up for myself and hit my dad back it's so heavy
EDIT: this one's definitely a grower and more obtuse than their last 3, which is not a bad
thing.
Opeth Damnation
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Pagan's Mind Celestial Entrance
Rancid ...And Out Come the Wolves
Russell Allen Atomic Soul
Sonata Arctica Reckoning Night
Strapping Young Lad Alien
System of a Down Toxicity
Tarot Crows Fly Black
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance (Revisited)
Guest vocal spots are pretty whack, Dustin sounds a lil tired as opposed to weary on some
tunes, and the new production works about 60ish% of the time. Could've been better.

At the end of the day though, who gives a shit. This is Thrice's best record bar none and I
am absolutely going to throw my back out in the Brooklyn pit for The Abolition of Man along
with every other 30-something who needs one last ride.
Tool Lateralus
Tool 10,000 Days

3.5 great
Against The Current Fever
More like a 6.5/10, but it worms its way into your goddamn head and sits there for a few days.rOverproduced, unoriginal, sparkly, and just a fucking delight to listen to. Shatter fucking sucks.
Alter Bridge One Day Remains
Arch Enemy Anthems of Rebellion
Arsis A Diamond for Disease
Blind Guardian Nightfall In Middle-Earth
Bring Me The Horizon POST HUMAN: SURVIVAL HORROR
GOD IS A SHITHEAD, AND WE'RE HIS REJECTSrIs this enough for a soundoff now?
Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
Flaw Endangered Species
Godsmack Faceless
Jeff Loomis Zero Order Phase
Nightwish Angels Fall First
Sanctity Road to Bloodshed
Shadows Fall The War Within
Slipknot Slipknot
Sonata Arctica Unia
Steve Vai Passion and Warfare
The Calling Camino Palmero
The Offspring Americana

3.0 good
Alanis Morissette Flavors of Entanglement
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Bush Sixteen Stone
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
Coal Chamber Coal Chamber
Creed Weathered
Death Grips Year of the Snitch
Y U H .
Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists
Disturbed The Sickness
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Epica The Divine Conspiracy
Graphic Nature Who Are You When No One Is Watching?
Deep as a sewer, but it doesn't need to be when it's filled up with jumpup riffs. Another big dumb fun record from these guys that does everything it needs to do and not an iota more.
Janelle Monae The Age of Pleasure
I could not tell you a single memorable thing from this record (aside from the Shibari line, 10/10), but I also haven't unconsciously danced to an entire record in years. That alone bumps it to a 3.
Kamelot Ghost Opera
Lacuna Coil Karmacode
Make Them Suffer Make Them Suffer
Yknow what, this is the best generic metal record that's come out this year. They attempt to
do nothing new, there's so many clean choruses, and it's a clear attempt at breaking into
the mainstream. And yet, I'm compelled. It's the metal equivalent of mac and cheese:
inoffensive and comforting, maybe a little bland, but you find yourself craving it every
once in a while.
Nightwish Dark Passion Play
Rebecca Black Let Her Burn
Friday was pay to play and so is this record, is that why everyone hates this so much? It's generic and inoffensive, Pitchfork gotta chill the fuck ouuuuut.
Swallow the Sun Plague Of Butterflies

2.5 average
CherryFix Logic Won't Help You
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon
Good Charlotte The Young And The Hopeless
Icon For Hire Amorphous
Kamelot The Shadow Theory
Kamelot is like the Marvel Extended Universe of bands.
Korn Take a Look in the Mirror
Nightwish Yesterwynde
Bummer that the best thing Floor has done with them is Storytime, Showtime. This is better than the last two, which is not a compliment.
Shadows Fall The Art Of Touring (Drunk and S**ty in Every City)
System of a Down Mezmerize
The Ocean Phanerozoic II: Mesozoic | Cenozoic
Whores. War

2.0 poor
Adema Adema
Arsis A Celebration of Guilt
Avenged Sevenfold City Of Evil
blink-182 Blink-182
blink-182 Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
Trivium Ascendancy
Within Temptation Mother Earth

1.5 very poor
All That Remains This Darkened Heart
Atreyu The Curse
Coal Chamber Giving The Devil His Due
Tarja Turunen My Winter Storm

1.0 awful
Green Day American Idiot
Lamb of God Ashes Of The Wake
Tigran Hamasyan The Call Within
Undeniable talent, but at the cost of literally everything else that makes memorable, enjoyable music.
Within Temptation The Silent Force
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