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5.0 classic
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
The album that truly started it all. Tony Iommi lost a few fingertips, and he invented metal on this album by creating a new, deep, and dark sound that had never been heard before. Their first album is one of my favorite albums of all time. Very dark, and you can actually feel the heaviness when you listen to this. Anyone who likes metal must like it. Unless of course, your opinion differs.
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Few artists make a great album and continue to make great albums afterwards. Maiden are an exception. Their first album was a great album, as well as the second. And third. And fourth. Their fifth album is without a shadow of a doubt the band's magnum opus. It is truly a masterpiece. Aces High, Two Minutes To Midnight, Powerslave, and Rime Of The Ancient Mariner are all on this CD. What more could one ask for? Every Maiden album released in the 80's has a classic on it. Number Of The Beast has 3 classics, Piece Of Mind has 3, but Powerslave has 4. And that doesn't mean that the other songs aren't great either. It's just that the 4 I mentioned are considered by all Maiden fans as Maiden classics. Flash of the Blade, Back In The Village, every song is excellent. I give this a 5/5. What did you think I would give it?
Judas Priest Painkiller
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
A big, fat, heavy hard rocker. That's what this is. 15 songs and 80 minutes of some of the best Led Zeppelin has to offer. Kashmir, The Rover, Custard Pie, you name it. Every song is great. In my opinion, this is the greatest Zep release. It's certainly the heaviest.
Megadeth Rust in Peace
The Beatles have Revolver. Metallica has Master of Puppets. Slayer has Reign In Blood. Judas Priest has Painkiller. Led Zeppelin has Physical Grafitti. Guess what Megadeth has? Their 1990 release Rust In Peace. 1990 was a pretty good year from metal anyways. Seasons In The Abyss and Painkiller were released that same year. But Rust In Peace is better than both of those. Rust In Peace is an essential metal album. Please, do Dave Mustaine a favor and buy the album. Don't download it off of Limewire or some crap like that. Buy it. Or borrow it from a friend and then buy it. I don't care. But you gotta hear this.
Metallica Master of Puppets
God liked Metallica. He thought they were a good band. So what did the almighty-one do? He gave the four men in the band the power to make one of the greatest heavy metal albums of all-time. God enhanced James Hetfield's vocals, making them better than the vocals on Kill 'Em All and Ride The Lightning. The Big G gave Lars the power to be a better drummer, and he also gave Cliff Burton and Kirk Hammet powers that enhanced their bass skills and guitar skills. He gave Metallica the power to make an album that even critics would enjoy after about five years of the album sitting on the shelves of the record store. It's a shame that the band's self-titled 1991 album had to be released just for Master Of Puppets, an album that some sort of supernatural being or diety had so much to do with, to be noticed. Oh well. It was a waste of time writing this sound-off, but still.
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Opeth Still Life
Opeth Blackwater Park
The Beatles Revolver
Not much to say about this that hasn't already been said. This is such a lovable album. As big of a metal-head as I am, I still have time for bands like The Beatles. I mean, everyone likes at least one of their albums. 5/5

4.5 superb
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Black Sabbath Sabotage
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth
Blind Guardian Imaginations from the Other Side
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
Converge Jane Doe
I did not at all expect to like Jane Doe, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Screaming vocals, fast and powerful drumming, crazy guitar, and everything of that sort. A lot of bands have this formula and screw it up, but Converge does it VERY RIGHT. So right that it KICKS BUTT.
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part I
Iced Earth Burnt Offerings
Power metal doesn't get the respect it deserves. It's great when it's actually done right. Iced Earth does power metal the right way. They're not just some cheesy gimmick that will fade out of style in a about a year like some bands*cough*Dragonforce*cough*. Iced Earth is a great band, and this is their magnum opus. One of the finest power metal albums to buy.
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
Consistency can ruin a lot of things that would otherwise be awesome. So of course it's a good thing that most of Iron Maiden's albums are very consistent, with hardly any dull moments. This is the album that launched the golden years for Maiden, and it's also the album that put the band on top of the New Wave Of British Heavy Metal. So yes, please buy it.
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
The Number Of The Beast must have been hard to top, and Iron Maiden did not top it with Piece Of Mind, but they got pretty gosh-darn close to it. How can you not enjoy Piece Of Mind? It's got the epic To Tame A Land, and it's got The Trooper. Plus, it's got Sun And Steel, one of my guilty pleasures. Gotta love it.
Iron Maiden Live After Death
Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith
Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?
Motorhead Inferno
Opeth Damnation
I've always liked experimentation. And I've always liked 1970's progressive rock. Yes, Pink Floyd, King Crimson and the like. So when one of my favorite metal bands like Opeth decides to do some experimentation with 1970's progressive rock, I jump with joy. Damnation is a magical album, and while it used to be my 3.5/5 least favorite Opeth album, it has quickly risen above many other ones. It's quite beautiful actually. There are no growling vocals at all, and this is no problem. I could go on and on about this spectacular album, but I choose not to.
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Slayer Reign in Blood
Hail Slayer! So what if it's 10 gazillion beats per minute? So what if it's only a half-hour long? It's Slayer dude, and it's a classic album. Only Slayer could create a 29 minute album that has pretty much no diversity whatsoever and it be this wonderful. For their next few albums, Slayer was still on top. Hail Slayer!
Sonata Arctica Ecliptica
Sonata Arctica Silence
Suicidal Tendencies Suicidal Tendencies

4.0 excellent
AC/DC Highway To Hell
Anthrax Among the Living
At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease
Bathory Blood Fire Death
Black Label Society 1919 Eternal
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell
Blind Guardian Somewhere Far Beyond
Blind Guardian A Night at the Opera
Blind Guardian A Twist in the Myth
Celtic Frost Morbid Tales
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
Converge No Heroes
Cream Disraeli Gears
Cream Wheels of Fire
Death Symbolic
Demons and Wizards Demons & Wizards
Demons And Wizards? Sounds like a cheesy generic power metal band with cool album covers and stupid lyrics combined with poor musicianship played by guys who try to play faster than Eddie Van Halen high on speed. Actually, they're a pretty good band. The songs are catchy and all-in-all this is a good listen. I suggest picking it up. It's not Children Of Bodom or Iced Earth tough.
DragonForce Valley of the Damned
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part II
Iced Earth Night of the Stormrider
Iced Earth Alive in Athens
Iron Maiden Dance of Death
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Iron Maiden Best of the Beast
ISIS In the Absence of Truth
Jane's Addiction Nothing's Shocking
Judas Priest Stained Class
Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny
L7 Bricks Are Heavy
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Mastodon have done it again. Blood Mountain is an epic metal journey that flows all together, with superb songwriting and stellar musicianship. The guitars are innovative and complex, as well as the drumming courtesy of Brann Dailor. Did I mention they come from Atlanta Georgia? Georgia's my state, so rock on Mastodon! Is this is a classic of metal? Yes, of modern American metal, it is one of the finest albums out there. But of metal in general, it is no classic, but it is still wonderful.
Megadeth Countdown to Extinction
Megadeth Youthanasia
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Motorhead Ace of Spades
Motorhead Bastards
Motorhead Iron Fist
Motorhead Rock 'N' Roll
Motorhead Kiss of Death
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood
Neurosis A Sun That Never Sets
Nirvana In Utero
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York
Opeth Orchid
Opeth Morningrise
Opeth Deliverance
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz
Ozzy Osbourne Diary of a Madman
Ozzy Osbourne Bark at the Moon
Pantera Cowboys from Hell
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Pearl Jam Ten
Radiohead The Bends
Runic Liar Flags
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
Slayer South of Heaven
Sonata Arctica Reckoning Night
Sonata Arctica For the Sake of Revenge
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger
Tool Lateralus
Tool Ænima
Venom Black Metal
Venom Welcome to Hell
Weezer Weezer

3.5 great
AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
AC/DC Back In Black
AC/DC Let There Be Rock
AC/DC High Voltage
AC/DC If You Want Blood You've Got It
Alice in Chains Dirt
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
Black Label Society The Blessed Hellride
Black Label Society Mafia
Black Label Society Stronger Than Death
Black Label Society Sonic Brew
Black Sabbath Greatest Hits 1970–1978
Blind Guardian Tales from the Twilight World
Blind Guardian Follow the Blind
Blind Guardian Battalions of Fear
Burzum Filosofem
Cellador Enter Deception
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion
Converge You Fail Me
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger
Demons and Wizards Touched by the Crimson King
Dimmu Borgir Enthrone Darkness Triumphant
Dio Holy Diver
Fugazi 13 Songs
Iced Earth Horror Show
Iced Earth Days of Purgatory
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden Killers
Iron Maiden Brave New World
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death
KISS Alive II
L7 Hungry for Stink
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Mastodon Leviathan
Roar. Mastodon are an excellent band. They can write songs too. This is a concept album about Moby Dick.
Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What!
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Long songs played fast. That's basically all this album is. It's truly overrated. The songs are so fast and the guitar is good, but they don't keep you in for a long time. Most songs are 5-10 minutes, and around the sixth or seventh minute you just want to turn off the tape. It's an ok album, but compared to Master Of Puppets, Ride The Lightning, OR Kill 'Em All, it's actually pretty weak.
Motorhead 1916
Motorhead Overkill
Motorhead Orgasmatron
Motorhead Hammered
Nirvana Bleach
Nirvana From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah
Ozzy Osbourne The Ultimate Sin
Ozzy Osbourne Tribute
Pantera Reinventing Hell: The Best of Pantera
Slayer Hell Awaits
Slayer Haunting the Chapel
Slayer Decade of Aggression
Slayer Christ Illusion
Sonata Arctica Winterheart's Guild
Tool Undertow
Tool 10,000 Days
Venom At War with Satan
Zakk Wylde Book of Shadows

3.0 good
AC/DC The Razors Edge
AC/DC Stiff Upper Lip
AC/DC Powerage
AC/DC For Those About To Rock We Salute You
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Black Label Society Hangover Music Vol.6
Converge Unloved and Weeded Out
Damageplan New Found Power
Def Leppard Yeah!
Dio Lock up the Wolves
Dio The Last in Line
Dio's second album is a solid record, but it's not nearly as good as their previous effort before this, Holy Diver. I mean, it's got some pretty cool songs, but overall, it's not too great. Some songs are great, but others are sort of boring. I suggest getting his first album if you want to get some good Dio. Or you could look into his first album with Black Sabbath, Heaven And Hell. Or some Rainbow.
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion I
Iced Earth Iced Earth
KISS Destroyer
Korn Korn
Korn Greatest Hits Vol. 1
Led Zeppelin Best Of, Vol. 1: Early Days
Led Zeppelin Presence
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
Why do people hate this album? It good. I like it. Fool In The Rain and All My Love are great songs, as well as Carouselambra, the 10 minute epic, which is one of the band's longest songs. Sure, it's not Houses Of The Holy or Physical Grafitti. It's In Through The Out Door, and I wouldn't want it any other way. JPJ basically made this album on his own, and I respect that. But one song that lacks is the annoying Hot Dog, quite possibly Zeppelin's worst song ever. I sat through it a few times, but I never liked it. And the album doesn't have enough songs. 43 minutes and 7 songs? That's like a Rush album. And Zeppelin ain't Rush.
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes Love Their Country
Megadeth Cryptic Writings
Megadeth Hidden Treasures
Metallica Load
Ozzy Osbourne Speak of the Devil
Ozzy Osbourne The Essential Ozzy Osbourne
Papa Roach Infest
Satyricon Now, Diabolical
Slayer Live Undead
Soundgarden Superunknown

2.5 average
AC/DC Ballbreaker
AC/DC Flick Of The Switch
AC/DC Fly On The Wall
AC/DC Who Made Who
Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet
Black Label Society Shot to Hell
Blind Guardian Tokyo Tales
Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion II
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark
Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying
The 80's were a bad decade for AC/DC. Sure, they had Back In Black, but other than that, most of it was very average, if not worse. The 80's, however, were the best years for Maiden. Now, the 90's were a decent time for AC/DC. Thunderstruck was the best album they had put out in years, and they also released a pretty good live album. The 90's were horrible for Maiden. The departure of guitarist Adrian Smith was one reason this album suffered. It's got a few good tracks, but it's nothing special at all.
Iron Maiden Virtual XI
Judas Priest British Steel
Judas Priest Angel of Retribution
Judas Priest Killing Machine
Judas Priest Ram It Down
Korn Issues
Korn Follow the Leader
Led Zeppelin Coda
Limp Bizkit The Unquestionable Truth - Part I
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all
Ozzy Osbourne No More Tears
Papa Roach lovehatetragedy
Papa Roach The Paramour Sessions
Slayer God Hates Us All
Slayer Divine Intervention
Suicidal Tendencies Suicidal for Life
Van Halen Van Halen
I see this a lot on "Best Metal Albums" lists, and first of all, this ain't metal. It's called hard rock. Second of all, it's not a classic album at all. David Lee Roth can't sing very well at all, but he does have a few shining moments. The lyrics are stupid most of time too. Yeah yeah yeah. Eddie Van Halen just happend to be an amazing guitar-player, but great solos and riffs and such does not make a classic album.

2.0 poor
Burzum Daudi Baldrs
Iron Maiden The X Factor
Judas Priest Jugulator
Judas Priest Turbo
Judas Priest Point of Entry
KISS Alive III
Korn Life Is Peachy
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Metallica Some Kind of Monster
Metallica Metallica
After releasing three greats and one good album, this just seems weak. If this had been their first album, I may not have noticed the suckiness of this. Best song? Enter Sandman. Worst song? Nothing Else Matters. Favorite part in The Unforgiven? Any part besides the chorus.
Papa Roach Getting Away With Murder
Static-X Machine
Trivium Ember to Inferno
Trivium's best album gets a 2/5. Honestly, when I first listened to it, I would have given it at least a 3. But after about 12 listens, it got boring. Very boring. Not as bad as their remake of Master Of Puppets, entitled "The Crusade".

1.5 very poor
AC/DC Blow Up Your Video
Black Sabbath Tyr
Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet
While this may not be the most overrated album in history, it still manages to be respected by fans of the 80's. People who make the lists on VH1 listen to this music. The musicianship is decent at best, with Richie Sambora putting out a few decent riffs in a song. The bass isn't audible, so there's no point in talking about it. Jon Bon Jovi can sing, but his cowboy-ish lyrics are attempts at being "living-on-the-edge-cool", but to tell you the truth, they just flat-out fail. The drumming is, well, who cares? It's Bon Jovi. The lyrics in these songs are terribly written, and the songs just sound like they wanted this to be the Michael Jackson's Thriller of hair rock. So overall, this is garbage.
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary
Limp Bizkit Greatest Hitz
Linkin Park Reanimation
Reanimation? WTF? It's Hybrid Theory but it's worse! It's got more songs on it too! It's, like, totally lame and stuff. So don't waste your money on it.
Metallica Reload
Ozzy Osbourne Ozzmosis
Trivium Ascendancy
Trivium sucks. The Crusade is their best album, but it rips off Metallica and even Iron Maiden at some parts. Ember to Inferno is terrible as well. Ascendancy is painful to listen to though. RAWR RAHRAHRAH for 60 minutes. The songwriting is just typical metalcore garbage. The vocals are typical metalcore garbage. The musicianship? Sometimes it is typical American metalcore garbage. However, sometimes the musicianship is quite good. The drumming on Ascendancy is well-done, and even sounds pretty cool on some of the songs. And sometimes a track will have a half decent guitar solo, but the bass can barely be heard. Seriously. While sometimes the musicianship is sort-of well-done, sometimes it's just the band playing their instruments at the same time, doing random solos while the drummer is banging his drum-kit while the bass player is just playing a simple bass-sound. And sometimes the guitar just goes crazy and has this "WAHWAH-WADDIWADDI-WAHWAHWAH" sound that gives it a depressing Helloween sound. So overall, this a load of rat droppings. Ascendancy is one of the worst albums of all-time, and the only reason it's getting the rating it gets is because the musicianship is good every once in a while. While listening to any of Trivium's albums, you can figure out that these guys could be great. They could be Mastodon. They could be any of the other great metal bands out there. The thing is though, that they are not. They aren't Mastodon. So yeah, this sucks. 1.5/5.

1.0 awful
Hawthorne Heights The Silence in Black and White
Hawthorne Heights If Only You Were Lonely
Thank God I didn't shuffle out money to buy this stuff. I downloaded it. It, like their previous effort, is a terrible album. Hawthorne Heights is a band that obviously has no power to progress. Iron Maiden progressed from Powerslave to Somewhere In Time. Metallica progressed from Kill 'Em All to Ride The Lightning. Have the Heights progressed? Not a single bit. You can tell this album's terrible just from the song titles. Where can I stab myself in the ears? Seriously.
Judas Priest Demolition
Kevin Federline Playing with Fire
Limp Bizkit New Old Songs
Linkin Park Meteora
If there's an album that I don't like, it's Meteora. Hybrid Theory at least had a few good moments, but this is just the lowest of the low right here. This is a sophomore slump if there ever was one. I think Altmer describes it best. Hybrid Theory Part II. Sounds pretty much exactly the same, except it's a lot worse.
Metallica St. Anger
Ozzy Osbourne Black Rain
Trivium The Crusade
It's fun to hate this band. You know it is. C'mon, admit it. You know you love hating Trivium. It's cool. It's "in". I'm not hating this album to be cool and hip though. This album really does suck. Yes, it sucks. Giving this a 5 is like giving a Bon Jovi album a 1.5. Oh wait, I was the one who gave Slippery When Wet a 1.5. Oh well, that album is horrible as well. I'm serious.
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