Average Rating: 4.75 Rating Variance: 0.06 Objectivity Score: 25% (Not Balanced)
Sort by: Rating | Release Date | Rating Date | Name5.0 classicPoison the Well The Opposite of December‘The Opposite Of December” by Poison The Well is the greatest hardcore record ever made. If you disagree you are a huge piece of ***. Literally everything about it slaps every dick on earth simultaneously. It’s like 25 minutes or some *** too, so you ***ing idiots have no excuse not to listen to it. If you listen to this album and rate it anything lower than a 4, I will personally drive to your house and cut your head off with a katana, kiddo. You wanna try me? Are you ***ing kidding me? Okay picture this: it’s 8:13pm. You’re in your parent’s office because they let you use the computer after they go to sleep. I see you from outside the window -- your headphones are on and you seem to be only moderately enjoying whatever you’re listening to. I notice on the desk is a CD case for The Opposite Of December. At this point I’m ***ing fuming. I pull a pair of camo shorts and air maxes out of my backpack and slip them on. I’m geared up and your ass is about to be dust. But then…. a look of ‘stank’ washes over your face… you’re hearing the breakdown for Nerdy for the first time. I sheathe my blade and put my jeans back on. I give this album 5 of 5 stars.
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