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5.0 classic
Apollo Run Here Be Dragons, Vol. 1
Cake Pressure Chief
Jeff Buckley Grace
Kanye West The College Dropout
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kanye West Yeezus
this album holds within A True Full Listening Experience and it's a triumph by Kanye West and is just absolutely incredible throughout
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Michael Jackson Thriller
Hit after hit after hit after hit after hit after hit after hit after hit after hit
Moby Play
Moby Animal Rights
this album is so fucking underrated it's insane, please, please check this one out
Nirvana Nevermind
Nirvana's best because they put the theatrics aside to make an excellent collection of what truly matters: the songs. Many might consider In Utero to be the better of the two, but none of it equals the visceral impact of Nevermind. In my opinion.
Oasis Be Here Now
People always give the same reasons as to why this album is terrible. "The songs are too long!" "There's too many guitars!" "They're too fucked up on cocaine to actually make any sensible decisions!"............ That's EXACTLY why I love this album.
Pulp Different Class
Pulp We Love Life
Radiohead Kid A
This album is what humans perceive God to sound like. Which, to be honest, is good enough for me
Radiohead OK Computer
Talking Heads Stop Making Sense
Talking Heads Naked
It's a criminal offense that this has a 2.9 average, because this album is a masterpiece and one of the best and most replayable things that the Heads ever did.
The Beach Boys The Smile Sessions
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Beatles The Beatles
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Clash London Calling
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
I'm beginning to think that this may be my favorite album and the best ever made. Every single note here is just perfect. This album feels like a journey from start to finish and I absolutely love every single minute of it.
Weezer Weezer
Absolutely stunningly perfect irresistible deep soothing danceable wonderful incredible unexplainable power pop? I'll take it
Weezer Pinkerton
if it wasn't for pinkerton i probably would have done something with my life but honestly it was all worth it i love this album so much

4.5 superb
12 Rods Separation Anxieties
12 Rods Lost Time
Adele 21
The reason why this album sold 6 trillion or so copies was because this album did what people wanted, and it did it while exceeding everyone's expectations at what it could have done.
Apollo Run Here Be Dragons, Vol. 3
Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill
Billie Eilish When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
Billy Bragg Life's a Riot With Spy vs. Spy
Blur Parklife
Blur 13
Blur Think Tank
Brian Wilson Smile
Cake Motorcade Of Generosity
Chumbawamba WYSIWYG
Coldplay X&Y
Their best because Coldplay set aside what could've been considered dull and made a rock record. Or what could be considered, in Coldplay terms, a rock record.
Daft Punk Discovery
I remember when I first this album and I felt that God had blessed me foreverrWell Not like that
Daft Punk Alive 2007
Daughters You Won't Get What You Want
David Bowie Heathen
David Bowie Station to Station
David Bowie Blackstar
this album is an absolutely stunning classic, a candidate for bowie's best album and definitely my pick for the best of 2016
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
David Bowie Low
David Bowie Lodger
David Bowie Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)
Deadsy Commencement
Devo Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!
Dire Straits Brothers In Arms
A fun album that exceeds expectations and includes some classic cuts.
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape
Genesis Invisible Touch
Green Day Dookie
Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy
this is actually a really great album what was i thinking
Jack White Boarding House Reach
Johnny Cash American IV: The Man Comes Around
Kanye West The Life of Pablo
Kanye West ye
Kendrick Lamar DAMN.
This album may disappoint some waiting for another To Pimp a Butterfly, but it'd be an obvious highlight of many other's careers. I predict that there's gonna be a lot of shit thrown at this album that it doesn't deserve at all because it's not TPAB part 2. I'll give it a 8.7
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kids See Ghosts Kids See Ghosts
Led Zeppelin Untitled
Lil Wayne Tha Carter V
Matchbox Twenty Mad Season
An album in which emotion overpowers everything, where Thomas' pop sensibilities perfectly collide with a new-found interest in experimentation.
Metallica Master Of Puppets
Metallica ...And Justice For All
I really actually love this album. I listened to it earlier today and it puts you in a separate plane of existence
Michael Jackson Off the Wall
Michael Jackson The Essential Michael Jackson
Moby 18
Moby Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York
Oasis Definitely Maybe
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
Oasis The Masterplan
Oasis Time Flies
Pearl Jam Ten
Phil Collins Face Value
An incredible mix of many different genres and styles that come together into a cohesive whole on Phil Collins' Face Value
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Pulp This is Hardcore
DON'T DO DRUGS, KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!r!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pulp The Peel Sessions
Pulp Hits
Pusha T DAYTONA
Queen A Night at the Opera
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
Radiohead Amnesiac
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Rivers Cuomo Alone: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo
Slowdive Souvlaki
Sophie Oil of Every Pearl's Un-Insides
Talking Heads Speaking in Tongues
Talking Heads Remain in Light
This album's alright... well, you know what? It's great. It's great, yeah, yeah, of course, y'know. Obviously.
TAS 1000 A Message For Marta
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles Please Please Me
The Police Ghost in the Machine
The Smashing Pumpkins The Aeroplane Flies High
The Smashing Pumpkins Gish
The Smashing Pumpkins Adore
About a couple weeks ago I listened to this album walking down the sidewalks in my town in the almost freezing cold... crying, just. I don't even know why, but I was... in an awful mood, and, well... this album is what loss, and fear, and beauty mixed into one all sounds like.
The Special Goodness Land, Air, Sea
The Verve Urban Hymns
The White Stripes White Blood Cells
The White Stripes Elephant
U2 War
U2 The Joshua Tree
Weezer The Green Album
Fun, flawless summer pop. To quote my friend Nate, "O Girlfriend is better than half of Pinkerton." I don't know if I agree, but I can see where he's coming from. (Photograph, Island in the Sun, O Girlfriend)
Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End
Yes Fragile
Fun, interesting, and immediately likable. Great, great album.

4.0 excellent
12 Rods Split Personalities
Make-Out Music is my favorite song of all time.
12 Rods Gay?
12 Rods Bliss
24 Gone The Spin
I legit found out about this band at 4 am while clicking the "random article" button on Wikipedia over and over again, and I'm glad I did, because this is really, really good stuff.
Andrew W.K. I Get Wet
Bastille Bad Blood
Bastille Haunt
Bastille Flaws
Bastille Laura Palmer
Bastille All This Bad Blood
Beastie Boys Hello Nasty
Blac Rabbit Blac Rabbit
Bloc Party Silent Alarm
Blur The Great Escape
Blur Blur
Blur The Magic Whip
Blur Modern Life Is Rubbish
Brand New Science Fiction
c.Kostra now i feel it
There are songs on this from 2013 that sound at least 5 years ahead of their time. Another example of Ryan Olcott's genius
Cake Comfort Eagle
Cake Fashion Nugget
Cake Showroom Of Compassion
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica
Charles Manson Lie
Childish Gambino "Awaken, My Love!"
Chumbawamba Tubthumper
Coldplay Parachutes
Coldplay The Blue Room
Daft Punk Homework
Daniel Powter Daniel Powter
Danzig Danzig
David Bowie Diamond Dogs
David Bowie Earthling
David Bowie The Next Day
A solid rock album from Bowie just a few years before his death.
David Bowie Aladdin Sane
David Bowie No Plan
Denis Leary No Cure for Cancer
Devo Oh, No! It's Devo
Devo Freedom of Choice
Devo Total Devo
Dr. Dre 2001
Drake If You're Reading This It's Too Late
Elton John Madman Across the Water
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Eminem The Eminem Show
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2
I remember actually liking this album quite a bit. Should I try it out again? Eh, who knows. All I know is that this is really Eminem's last true grasp of relevancy before everyone stopped caring about him in 2014/2015
Eminem Kamikaze
The rating difference between here and RYM is... something.rI'm so fucking happy right now. The Stan that's been in me since 2009 is so fucking happy right now. Welcome back, Slim.
Feist The Reminder
Garbage Version 2.0
George Harrison Electronic Sound
Green Day Kerplunk
Guns N' Roses Greatest Hits
Ice-T O.G. Original Gangster
Jack White Blunderbuss
Jay-Z The Blueprint
Jay-Z The Black Album
Jay-Z 4:44
Jay-Z and Kanye West Watch the Throne
Johnny Cash American V: A Hundred Highways
Kanye West Late Registration
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak
Korn Korn
This album had moments where I was seriously considering 5'ing it, but then there were others where I decided to just give it a 4. But damn, "Daddy" is disturbing and even though I didn't go through that it just feels really oddly relatable to me.
Late! Pocketwatch
Lil Pump Lil Pump
This isn't even bad.
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
This is a Limp Bizkit album. It's actually somewhat good and has some good songs on it. I feel bad now.
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Matchbox Twenty Yourself or Someone Like You
The album that sold a bajillion copies and foretold the rise of Nickelback and Creed. Yeah, but it's still a powerful album and much better than the both of them.
Matchbox Twenty Exile on Mainstream
Matchbox Twenty VH-1 Storytellers
Metallica Metallica
Michael Jackson Bad
Michael Jackson Dangerous
Moby Hotel: Ambient
Muse Origin of Symmetry
Muse The 2nd Law
This plays like a huge, over the top parody of a Muse album. This is Muse: the Las Vegas Residency, complete with 15 backup dancers and Matt Bellamy in a sequined suit.
Muse Showbiz
You know, I'm listening to this again, and I'm really liking it.
Muse Newton Abbot Demo
This should've been their first album. But I still like Showbiz, so... heh, whatever.
Nas Illmatic
#300, listening right now, damn this is good, it'll be a while before I can definitely say if this is a classic
Nirvana Bleach
Nirvana In Utero
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Who Built the Moon?
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard Of Ozz
Phil Collins No Jacket Required
Pink Funhouse
Pulp His 'n' Hers
Queen Innuendo
Queen News of the World
Queen The Platinum Collection
Radiohead In Rainbows
Radiohead My Iron Lung
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
Excellence and bone-headed production, what more could you ask for?
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute
Rivers Cuomo Alone II: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo
Smash Mouth Fush Yu Mang
Soul Asylum Grave Dancers Union
Soul Asylum Let Your Dim Light Shine
Soundgarden Telephantasm
Quite like the tracks on the CD that came with Guitar Hero back in the day
Steve Burns Songs for Dustmites
Talking Heads More Songs About Buildings and Food
The Beatles Let It Be
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles Help!
The Beatles Past Masters, Vol. 1
The Beatles Past Masters, Vol. 2
The Cardigans Gran Turismo
The Clash The Clash
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I
The Highwaymen Highwayman
The Special Goodness Natural
The White Stripes The White Stripes
The White Stripes Icky Thump
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan
Tom Petty Full Moon Fever
Travis Morrison Travistan
This album can be pretentious at times, but it's a decent listen and certainly not a 0.0.
Twenty One Pilots Twenty One Pilots
U2 Songs of Innocence
U2 Achtung Baby
U2 Pop
U2 All That You Can't Leave Behind
U2 Rattle and Hum
U2 October
Weezer Make Believe
Weezer's most underrated effort is a vital and important album for the band. (Hold Me, Pardon Me, Haunt You Every Day)
Weezer The Red Album
this is the album that made the phrase "This is my alternate Red tracklist" one of the most annoying for Weezer fans to hear
Weezer The White Album
Weezer The Red Album (Deluxe Edition)
Weezer Video Capture Device
Anything with Mikey Welsh just existing (rip) on it is a classic
Weird Al Yankovic Straight Outta Lynwood
Weird Al Yankovic The Essential Weird Al Yankovic
Zwan Mary Star Of The Sea
A bit long and all but it does have some great songs. Worth checking out if you like Smashing Pumpkins

3.5 great
Adele 25
Buckethead Hold Me Forever (In memory of my mom)
Cake Prolonging The Magic
Chumbawamba In Memoriam: Margaret Thatcher
Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head
Daft Punk Human After All
David Bowie "Heroes"
David Bowie Young Americans
David Bowie Space Oddity
David Bowie Outside
David Byrne Look into the Eyeball
Devo Something for Everybody
Devo Duty Now for the Future
Haven't heard this in a long time but I remember it being awesome
Devo Hardcore Devo Volume 1
Drake More Life
Perfect middle of the night background music for when you're tired as fuck but wanna stay up.
Duplicate Tape Home
this is my, technically, second to current album.
https://duplicatetape.bandcamp.com/
Duplicate Tape Duplicate Tape
Here's my new album as Duplicate Tape! Check it out here: https://soundcloud.com/duplicatetape/sets/duplicate-tape
Ed Sheeran +
Eminem Curtain Call: The Hits
Eminem Encore
Eminem Relapse
Back when I was 14, this was my favorite album. Not so much now - Eminem here falls to the belief that if you have technical skill, that's all you need to create a good rap record. It isn't. Just ask Hopsin.
Eminem The Slim Shady EP
Eminem Infinite
Foo Fighters Concrete and Gold
Gerard Way Hesitant Alien
Gorillaz Demon Days
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
Green Day American Idiot
I would like this album. I really -want- to like this album, but it's hard when you realize that GREEN DAY made it. It truly is difficult.
Green Day Nimrod
J. Cole K.O.D.
Jack White Lazaretto
Kanye West Graduation
Kanye West 2001 Demo Tape
Kendrick Lamar Kendrick Lamar
Kid Cudi Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven
I'm relistening to this and I'm thinking deep thoughts at the moment
Logic Everybody
Logic Under Pressure
Logic Bobby Tarantino II
Logic Young Sinatra IV
Lorde Fred33 NORF: The Legend of Hotboy Ronald
Matchbox Twenty More Than You Think You Are
Metallica Load
Actually had to up the rating on this one. Bleeding Me is a fucking JAMr
Metallica St. Anger
Part of the reason I appreciate this album so much is because of the documentary "Some Kind of Monster", but on the other hand... this isn't even really a bad album. I'm not gonna say it's perfect, but it has some really great songs. "Frantic" is a great opener, "Dirty Window" is absolutely wonderful, I actually like "Invisible Kid", and "All Within My Hands" is another powerful song. Not a perfect album by any means, but a lot better than people give it credit for.
Metallica Hardwired...To Self-Destruct
Moby More Fast Songs About the Apocalypse
Moby Destroyed
Moby Everything is Wrong
A great album. However, it seems a little dated and it doesn't quite match the brilliance of Animal Rights or Play.
Muse The Resistance
Muse. Here's an apology. This album isn't a 1.0. There's places where this album is simply, well, I don't know how else to put it. Beautiful. But there are times when it isn't. Sorry for the 1.0.
Muse Simulation Theory
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Chasing Yesterday
Oasis Standing on the Shoulder of Giants
Oasis Heathen Chemistry
Oasis Don't Believe the Truth
Panic! at the Disco Pretty. Odd.
Phil Collins Hello, I Must Be Going!
Pitchshifter www.pitchshifter.com
Pitchshifter PSI
Post Malone beerbongs and bentleys
Pulp Freaks
Pulp Separations
Queen Queen
Radiohead Drill
Ramones Ramones
Smash Mouth Smash Mouth
Snoop Dogg Neva Left
A legitimately fun listen, this album does exactly what it sets out to do and more. A welcome release from Snoop Dogg in 2017
Soulja Boy Souljaboytellem.com
sidekick and crank that are the greatest two songs ever put to recording
Soulja Boy Skate Boy
Talking Heads Little Creatures
Taylor Bennett Restoration Of An American Idol
The Beach Boys Love You
The Beatles Beatles for Sale
The Beatles With the Beatles
The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies)
Am I the only one who likes this album? This really isn't a 1.7. And a lot of the ratings are just knee-jerk reactions to 'Boom Boom Pow' and 'I Gotta Feeling' being way, way too overplayed when they came out, plus the fact that people will 1 anything the Peas make. This is actually a quite solid pop album
The Dismemberment Plan Uncanney Valley
Am I the only one who likes the -goofiness- of this record? Seriously, it isn't bad.
The Police Synchronicity
The Rolling Stones Their Satanic Majesties Request
The Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist
U2 Zooropa
Vanilla Ice Hard to Swallow
Weezer Christmas CD
Weezer Maladroit
I think this is a good album, although I think Green is definitely just a better album all-around
Weezer SS2K
Weezer Six Hits
Weezer The Teal Album

3.0 good
american poetry club if we try and become flowers!
Audioslave Audioslave
This album has some great tracks but it's overly long.
Bastille Wild World
i get why this album has a 2.7 average now. still deserves higher but
Beady Eye BE
Blur Leisure
Coldplay Ghost Stories
Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends
Coldplay A Head Full of Dreams
Come on, this isn't a 2. One thing I can give it is that it's certainly the liveliest Coldplay album. And there's some really good tracks here (the title track, Up & Up for example)
David Bowie Tonight
This thing actually has some interesting material (Tumble and Twirl is great). Its consistency is a problem, however.
David Bowie Let's Dance
This album's good but not really great. On par with his other 80s stuff (barring Scary Monsters)
David Bowie Never Let Me Down
David Bowie? Total 80's cheese? Hard sell, but this album has me sold for some reason
David Bowie Black Tie White Noise
This album isn't really bad at all and has some great moments, but there's nothing that's really GREAT about this album.
Devo Shout
Devo Smooth Noodle Maps
Duplicate Tape Life on Earth
Garbage Beautiful Garbage
Pretty nice and interesting stylistic change from Garbage
Genesis Selling England by the Pound
Jay-Z The Blueprint²: The Gift & the Curse
Has anyone ever actually sat and listened through this whole thing? Hovi Baby is a jam though
Jet Get Born
This is a decent, fun, abeit derivative rock album.
Joji In Tongues
Kars Landman Everlasting, Ever-Fleeting
Liam Gallagher As You Were
More of the same from Liam. Nothing terrible but nothing earth shattering
Lil Nas X 7
Lil Wayne No Ceilings
Some great tracks but the one where some girl sings in the chorus about asking Weezy to be her daddy drops it to a 3
Michael Jackson HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I
The 3.6 is confusing. Is it because people are rating it for the hits, or is it for the new material? Who knows. The hits are wonderful, as you'd expect. The new material is quite good, in my opinion. Not incredible, but it's alright.
Moby Moby
Moby's career started out with this pretty average techno album, one that included some great and catchy tracks (Drop a Beat, Next is the E, Go) but also some less memorable ones.
Moby Last Night
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
It's quite a fun album. Nothing that is absolutely outstanding to me (aside from "Soldier's Poem", which almost sounds like Think Tank era-Blur.)
Muse Absolution
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton
I mean this album is important and all but fuck is this overrated
Nas NASIR
Oasis Dig Out Your Soul
It's pretty alright I suppose, nothing amazing but hey, it's good
Oasis Familiar To Millions
I was heartbroken once and finding this album at a garage sale saved my life
Phil Collins ...But Seriously
It's pretty good but nowhere near Face Value or No Jacket Required
Pink Floyd A Momentary Lapse Of Reason
Eh, to be faaaaaaaaaaaaair... it has some good moments
Pulp It
I wrote a review on this album about a year ago. I liked it then, I like it now.
Pulp Masters of the Universe
Interesting compilation of a lot of Pulp's 1980s material.
R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet (Chapters 1-12)
He was a midget, midget, midget, midget...
Radiohead The King of Limbs
I should probably give this album a higher rating, but I can barely remember any of it
Rick Astley Whenever You Need Somebody
Smash Mouth Astro Lounge
This album has a pretty nice vibe to it. I actually like All Star.
Soundtrack (Film) The Room
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina/The Machines Of God
I haven't listened to this one in a while but it's nowhere near how good Adore was
Twenty One Pilots Vessel
Semi-Automatic is actually a pretty good song if you think about it
U2 How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb
Pretty solid rock album from U2 in my opinion. Does what it does quite well and fuck I'm tired I'll come up with a better soundoff soon sometime keep it real

2.5 average
Beady Eye Different Gear, Still Speeding
I like Wigwam and Four Letter Word but this just seems too stuck in the past
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
Overlong, bloated, self-indulgent. The perfect way to describe an Oasis album, but not so much for Daft Punk.
Drake Views
I haven't listened to this album since it came out and I don't really have any plans to in the future
Drake Scorpion
Ed Sheeran No. 6 Collaborations Project
Eminem Relapse: Refill
Relapse, again, but with more songs! Ehhhhhhhh who cares
Genesis Genesis
The first side is good (particularly Mama and That's All), though I don't really like the second half at all. Invisible Touch is a huge, insurmountable improvement over this.
Green Day Revolution Radio
This is like the most post 2004 Green Day Green Day album possible
Kendrick Lamar Youngest Head Nigga in Charge
There's only one thing of real note about this album: Kendrick sounds suspiciously like Jay-Z here.
Korn Follow the Leader
All in the Family is the most hilarious, most awful song ever. The rest of this sounds like total indistinguishable sludge
Lil Wayne Dedication 6
Lil Wayne D6: Reloaded
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
I don't know why I decided to listen to this album, but I did. It ain't good
Logic Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Michael Jackson Invincible
Why is this album so long? Why is it soooo cheesy?
Nickelback All the Right Reasons
Sure, it's formulaic, stupid, and derivative. But at times it's interesting. And it sure isn't boring.
Nickelback Silver Side Up
This isn't actually terrible. I'm serious.
Nickelback The State
The State isn't really bad. It's just average post-grunge, but it's somewhat entertaining.
Phil Collins Both Sides
Pretty decent for an album entirely made by one man but it relies too much on boring, slow songs and it feels way too long and I don't feel I ever want to listen to it again
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols
The Beach Boys L.A. (Light Album)
This album is really, really creepy sounding. I don't know how to explain it. It just sounds so creepy.
The Beach Boys The Beach Boys
The Beatles Yellow Submarine
The Beatles tracks are good but I never remember actually giving a shit about the soundtrack songs when I was little. I wonder why
The Black Eyed Peas Masters Of The Sun Vol. 1
The Clash Cut The Crap
The Shaggs Philosophy of the World
This album is an album made by people making music. It is an album
Tool Lateralus
I don't get this album. I just don't. There must be something wrong with me because I don't get it.
Train Train Does Led Zeppelin II
Train does best what they started out doing - being a cover band
Twenty One Pilots Blurryface
This album is way too deep and it's so deep that I drowned while listening to it but Ride and Not Today are good
U2 Songs of Experience
This is actually pretty great for a new U2 record. My favorite's the final track.
Various Artists (Hip Hop) Eminem Presents: The Re-Up
Has some good deep Eminem cuts and the great "Cry Now (Shady Remix)" but there's no reason for anyone in 2017 to listen to a full album based on the Shady roster of 2006
Weezer Death to False Metal
I like half of this album and I don't like the other. 2.5
XXXTENTACION 17

2.0 poor
Creed Human Clay
D12 D12 World
does ANYONE want to hear a d12 full length? i did when i was 14 and I regret it. the last song is pretty okay though
David Bowie Hours
I absolutely hate albums like this that just are so fucking boring. This thing is like the auditory equivalent to Ambien
David Bowie David Bowie
It'd be a 5 if it had "The Laughing Gnome"
Desiigner New English
Generic Trap [Check] Rapper That Was Relevant For Two Weeks [Check]
Ed Sheeran x
I know he's capable of doing more. I just don't know if he wants to.
Elton John Leather Jackets
I hate that Don't Trust That Woman is stuck in my head but it is
Eminem Recovery
I remember being 14 and liking this... those were the days
Foo Fighters One by One
GOD DAMN is this album totally fucking boring and a huge slog to sit through
Hopsin No Shame
Well I'm ashamed
Kansas Leftoverture
Marcy Playground Marcy Playground
Matchbox Twenty North
Matchbox Twenty make their recipe even blander than before, with no hint of self-awareness when "Put Your Hands Up" blasts through like when Rivers Cuomo thought he could write with Dr. Luke.
Moby Hotel
Moby's right on this one - Hotel is completely generic trash. Play was a masterpiece that just happened to have been licensed out to everybody in the world. This album was made with the intention of being licensed to everyone in the world. Also, what the fuck is that Temptation cover?
Muse Drones
Why does this suck so fucking much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Pink Guy Pink Season
I can't believe people actually think this guy is funny and "ironically" give this 5s
Robert Palmer Heavy Nova
The Beach Boys Keepin' the Summer Alive
Very very very VERY vaguely decent sounding but it's still pretty terrible
The Enemy (UK) Streets In The Sky
Weezer Raditude
I actually like a few songs off this one. Too bad it sucks otherwise.
Weezer Pacific Daydream

1.5 very poor
Crazy Frog Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits
I wonder if there are actually people who sit down and decide. "Hey, I really, really want to listen to some Crazy Frog right now."
Dee Dee King Standing In The Spotlight
Ed Sheeran ÷
This thing is unbelievably bland, even by Ed Sheeran's standards.
Eminem Revival
Okay, yeah, this shit is pretty fucking terrible to be honest
Genesis Calling All Stations
I have no idea how anyone would have thought Ray Wilson could have worked with Genesis but ok
Jake Paul and Team 10 Litmas
This is infinitely terrible, yet what makes it one of the great comedy albums of our time is that Jake Paul has to be in on it. He delivers lines like "Christmas is lit, Christmas be the shit/Christmas make me wanna post family pics" and "Jake Paul merch on my list bro/15% off code, hit that link in bio" with enough conviction to make a middle school battle rapper proud. But the kicker is that it's clear that he's in on all of this. He can't sing, he can't rap, and he's shoving it in all our faces, not giving a fuck, and laughing to the bank. The Pauls are playing us all.
John Lennon Wedding Album
JOHN. YOKO. JOHN. YOKO. john. yoko... JOHN. YOKO. JOHN. YOKO. JOHN. YOKO. JOHN. YOKO! JOHN. YOKO!!!! JOHN. YOKO. JOHN. YOKO.
Lil Wayne Rebirth
I mean... what the hell would you have expected from a rock album made by Lil Wayne?
Lou Reed Metal Machine Music
Lol @Pitchfork giving this album an 8.7
Soul Asylum Candy from a Stranger
Incredibly asinine, bland, and cheap sounding. A true disappointment after the great Let Your Dim Light Shine.
The Beach Boys 15 Big Ones
That review from 10 years ago that says that the Beach Boys sound like the rock-n-roll equivalent to McDonald's is absolutely right
Train Save Me San Francisco
This is the kind of shit that plays at the dental office on somewhat of a low volume from a bluetooth speaker in the corner
Weezer Hurley
How the fuck does -this- get a 3? How? How does this shit get a 3???

1.0 awful
brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!
The absolute nadir of late 2000s culture in general. Is it a surprise that this sucks?
Christian And The Hedgehog Boys Christian and the Hedgehog Boys
"So Need a Cute Girl" starts this on an incredibly high note that songs like "A-U-T-I-S-M" and "La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova" just can't live up to. Light to decent 5
Corey Feldman Angelic 2 The Core
I almost gave it a 1.5 but who the fuck would want to sit through two whole discs of this?
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh
Lol
Elton John Victim of Love
I wanted to listen to a terrible Elton John album for some reason, and that's exactly what I got.
Elvis Presley Having Fun with Elvis on Stage
God tier Elvis album, his best work of all time, a masterpiece to be enjoyed for generations and generations
Kendrick Lamar DAMN. Collector's Edition
It's Damn... but in reverse
Kevin Federline Playing with Fire
Quite possibly the most average and beige and terrible rap album ever made
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary
This album is just sad and boring and this is coming from someone who unironically somewhat likes Significant Other. this deserves to have a 1.1 avg, to be honest
Logic Supermarket (Soundtrack)
Mike Love, Bruce Johnston & David Marks of the Beach Boy Salute NASCAR
This album >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pet Sounds
The Beach Boys Summer in Paradise
One of the worst, if not possibly THE worst album to come from a major and important band in history
The Enemy (UK) Music For The People
Train A Girl A Bottle A Boat
Would it be a good idea to launch a class-action lawsuit against this band by now
William Hung Inspiration
I honestly feel bad for William Hung. I wish him the best right now working at the LAPD because his career in music gave him this. I'm so, so sorry, Will
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