| 1.5 very poor |
| alt-J This Is All Yours |
| A pleasant surprise r..................................................................................................r....................................................and that's just about it |
| And Also The Trees Born Into The Waves |
| 25% and, 25% also, 25% the and 25% trees. at least the trees are nice |
| Arcade Fire Everything Now |
| When Bob Ross gets down to business, you know a landscape is a comin', and it's a comin' rbeautifully. But after so many episodes, it's hard to remember even one gosh darn rpainting! "Gosh, Bob Ross, I sure do love your work, but they're all so beautiful and rimbued with love and peaceful spirit that I just can't tell them apart!" Would Bob Ross rbe sad if you told him this? Probably not. What a great guy. But not everyone can be Bob rRoss. Let's say you're a stumpy, snobbish Canuk who can do some hoops and, once upon a rtime, like everybody he knew died and he made a great album. "Wow, great album, Mr. rPubtler! I especially loved...THE EPIC CRESCENDOING ONE!" "Hrm," says mre. Pubtler, "I rcan bust some more of those out, but my Legacy will be cemented if one Stands Above the rRest...Regine, baby...let's aim for a 2.8 by LP number five. They'll REALLY be loving rFuneral by then, and Bowie won't be around to be disappointed..." |
| Azealia Banks Slay-Z |
| Beck Morning Phase |
| Beyonce Lemonade |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Bad Blood |
| Brian Eno Neroli |
| Brockhampton SATURATION II |
| Capital Cities In A Tidal Wave of Mystery |
| Casey White and The Blancos A Line or Two of Toad Coke |
| as a judge once said about pornography and also rating fives, i know it when i see it |
| Chance the Rapper Coloring Book |
| Childish Gambino Camp |
| Clark The Last Panthers |
| Com Truise Galactic Melt |
| Conor Oberst Ruminations |
| Corey Feldman Angelic 2 The Core |
| Crazy Frog Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits |
| Daedelus Bespoke |
| Das Racist Relax |
| Deadmau5 W:/2016ALBUM/ |
| Delorean Apar |
| Denzel Curry 13 |
| Doofus Wainwright Are Shit |
I could continue listing the many failings of this release, providing evidence of how this
man's entire artistic personality appears to have been substituted for shit, or how his way
with a witty line and unique sense of humour have both deserted him. I won?t do this though,
it feels uncharitable to extend this post mortem beyond what is strictly necessary to impart
the level of my dissatisfaction, especially for a writer of such pedigree who's proven
himself countless times in the past. Perhaps this is the curse of being a born doofus, you're
always destined to vomit at one point or another in your lifespan, you just have to keep on
moving and hope it's not in the form of a Bandcamp EP. |
| Drake Thank Me Later |
| Eevil Stöö Iso vauva Jeesus |
| Expensive Looks Dark Matters |
| Featherfin Helen Richey EP |
| decent dream-pop record with lush production and soft harmonies |
| Foster the People III |
| Future Purple Reign |
| Future HNDRXX |
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wide variety of furniture at very affordable prices |
| Ghostpoet Peanut Butter Blues and Melancholy Jam |
| Gorillaz Humanz |
| Green Day 21st Century Breakdown |
| Gucci Mane Everybody Looking |
| Interpol Interpol |
| Isaiah Rashad The Sun's Tirade |
| Jaden Smith Syre |
| Jay-Z The Blueprint 3 |
| Joji In Tongues |
| Kanye West Jesus Is King |
| Kodak Black Lil B.I.G. Pac |
| Kool A.D. OFFICIAL |
| Kurt Vile b'lieve i'm goin' down... |
| Kygo Cloud Nine |
| Lil Peep Come Over When You're Sober, Pt. 1 |
| Lil Uzi Vert Luv Is Rage |
| Lil Uzi Vert The Perfect Luv Tape |
| Lil Uzi Vert Luv Is Rage 2 |
| The disparity between "The Way Life Goes" & XO and most of the other tracks on this record are all but proof that Uzi is best off going straight melodic pop |
| Lil Yachty Teenage Emotions |
| this is what happens when you inject an alt-pop rap weird into a huge studio budget with no artistic direction. what does yachty want? to make money, so he says in all his interviews. and to be happy, i guess. good luck figuring that out, captain nautica. anyway, the most predictable thing happens, which is that yachty makes a very passable record that is by turns playful, overly serious, and downright euphoric. i'm sure the kid's having a blast and he doesn't care how the music he makes sounds. he has no vision; instead he follows around whatever the producers happen to be doing and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. an incredibly trivial record that was destined to come out of the soundcloud rapscape sooner or later. |
| Logic Everybody |
| Kidz bop version of the bargain bin version of the store brand version of TPAB |
| M.I.A. AIM |
| Beats are fun, lyrics are bad. I thought people liked that these days |
| M83 Junk |
| MadeinTYO You Are Forgiven |
| Memoryhouse Soft Hate |
| a pleasant, atmospheric dream-pop record, which are a dime a dozen these days. |
| Mitski Puberty 2 |
| Mumford and Sons Wilder Mind |
| Mystic 100s Cruise Your Illusion |
| Oathbreaker Rheia |
| of Montreal Aureate Gloom |
| of Montreal False Priest |
| of Montreal Skeletal Lamping |
| Owl City Cinematic |
| Adam's lyrics are actually growing up and getting better. Unfortunately, his production rapproach is also growing up - right from maximalist, glittery youthful exuberance to roverstuffed adult christian contemporary. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU |
| Passion Pit Gossamer |
| Porches Pool |
| Rabbit Junk Invasion |
| Radiohead Pablo Honey |
| Radiohead In Rainbows Disk 2 |
| Riff Raff Cool Blue Jewels |
| School of Seven Bells SVIIB |
| Sleigh Bells Bitter Rivals |
| Snowmine Dialects |
| Steven Joseph The Circus Rave |
| Poppy dance music with a handful of nice melodies, thoroughly cheeseball techno production and hilariously gleeful, thoroughly unacademic lyrics. Entertaining, colorful, and whatever you want to make of it. |
| Thaiboy Digital S.O.S. |
| Thaiboy Digital Baby |
| The 1975 Notes on a Conditional Form |
| The Big Pink Empire Underground |
| A passable, unexciting placeholder in The Big Pink's discography. Doubtful they'll ever get back to the heights of their first record. |
| The Chainsmokers Collage |
| The Chainsmokers Memories...Do Not Open |
| The Dandy Warhols Distortland |
| The Flaming Lips At War with the Mystics |
| The Head And The Heart The Head And The Heart |
| The Tallest Man on Earth Dark Bird Is Home |
| It's Lord Huron, it's Sun Airway, it's.....The Tallest Man on Earth? rhttp://www.stereogum.com/1782976/the-tallest-man-on-earth-sagres/mp3s/ |
| The xx Coexist |
| Thirty Seconds to Mars America |
| Thom Yorke Tomorrow's Modern Boxes |
| Toro Y Moi Anything In Return |
| Triangulo de Amor Bizarro Salve Discordia |
| TV on the Radio Seeds |
| Tycho Epoch |
| Easily the most cohesive project released by Tycho thus far. Really hones in on a perfect balance of soft-ass drums and bland guitar lines. |
| Tyler, the Creator Cherry Bomb |
| U2 Songs of Experience |
| U2 October |
| U2 How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb |
| Unknown Mortal Orchestra Unknown Mortal Orchestra |
| Weezer The White Album |
| Wicca Phase Springs Eternal STOP TORTURING ME |
| XXXTENTACION ? |
| my parents wont buy me a nintendo switch even though they promised |
| YG Still Brazy |
| Young Thug Slime Season 3 |
| Zomby Dedication |
